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Tonight, the reunion concludes.

Next time you stay for at least three
months, okay? Because that means you

a problem. You're my problem right now,
Ramona. You acted like a real bitch. I

did? Yes. A bitch?

The women have raised tremendous
concerns about your drinking.

I mean, you're not Adele, Luann. Take
that and shove it up your ass. How's

Portage.

Poor Tess, we're friends. He's in
college.

She was all over him. Do you think
Barbara has too much tanner on her arm

now? Absolutely.

I feel like I'm at a Jersey Housewives
reunion.

I think you should be kissing Bethany
Dax.

I've seen a lot at a reunion. I've never
seen that.

You did not stay 21 days. I stayed 21
days. You went the first month. Don't

to me, Ms. Pinot Grigio. I don't really
give a shit. I don't have an alcoholic

problem. Ivy Pinot, leave me alone. Give
me a break. No, I'm not going to give

you a break. Very good.

Believe me, Ramona. Thank you. I believe
you're still drinking on the side. What

do you think about that?

I think you are. Thank you for your
support. You're lovely, charming. Well,

know what? You don't leave after two
weeks. I just told you I didn't leave

two weeks. I left after three weeks. I
don't give a shit. The first time you

made it for one month, okay? I don't
care what you say. Then the next time

stay for at least three months, because
that means you have a problem, okay? No.

And the fact that you didn't stay was
not good to you, your children, and

yourself. You failed yourself. And we
missed you at the reunion, so you failed

yourself. I don't have to listen to you.
I don't give a shit. I know I'm right.

Can you see? Can I get in here?

Can you see how the women might think
that you weren't taking your sobriety

seriously when you left rehab early to
go perform in the cabaret? I totally

understand that. I totally understand
that that can be totally misconstrued,

I can see that it would be concerning to
you.

Maybe you weren't ready. I mean,
respectfully.

You know how long ago that was? I do
know. That was July. I do know how long

that was. That was July.

We're in May. It's not just about having
a long time of the day. It's like

putting in the time of the work to do
it.

When did the mimosa happen?

23 days ago. Oh, you mean you were sober
eight months until that happened? Yeah,

for eight months. Yeah, now I have 23
days.

So you have how many months left on your
probation?

Three. I was going to say that'll be a
party, but that will not be a party.

are you going to drink after the three
or not?

You know what, Ramona? You know, I take
it one day at a time for the moment.

Today I'm not drinking.

It might come at the same time as my
divorce.

We could have a party together.

Yeah. That could be fun. That would be
awesome.

All right. Well, good luck to you. Thank
you. Congratulations for how far you've

gotten. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Okay. From lobster -stealing mermaids in
the Hamptons to bare -naked chefs

haunting Dorinda's Berkshire's kitchen,
wonderful things happen when we ditch

the rosé at the same old Upper East Side
bar for a spicy Cuban margarita. Watch

this. We're going to get a to -go box
for Dorinda. Is that rude? So rude.

You know, who leaves someone's house
with multiple lobsters?

I'm not leaving the lobsters.

That's just who I am. I love these.

I have a ton of those. And I pickle
them.

Do you pickle them? Yeah.

Let me check out this outfit.

Oh, I love it.

I like the hairy naked job. Just keep
your balls away from my suit.

Hello, Mrs. Morgan. Meet Mrs. Morgan.
Say hello. It's about run down like my

home, too.

Oh, I love it. We write to each other.
My daughter writes to her dad.

$100. Yeah, we're not supposed to.

$195. Uh -oh. Yeah. I'm just lifting it
with my nail.

You don't touch the pink Morgan letter.

I'm sorry you feel so upset.

Oh, hello, hello, hello.

I don't understand that. Is that like a
Cuban orgasm?

You did not exactly.

You did a good imitation.

Miami Beach, here we come.

This is the best house I've ever been
to. Okay, Raj.

Taj.

He's K -T -J.

Raj. Taj.

It's T -E -J.

No,

but I am allergic to dust.

Sonia's pupils don't appear to look like
she's taken anything.

And I want to shove that straight up
Luann's ass because it's a really

accusation. I got one good news. No, no,
no, no, no. You got good nipples.

These scripts are great for us because
we can really get tense. But in the end,

we work it out.

I mean, she really does.

You know,

Tinsley, you had been so shy about
showing your body, and then somehow

happened in Miami.

Do you just feel more comfortable with
the women now, or were you just drunk?

All of the above.

Let's be honest, a little drunk, too. It
sort of was feeling a little bit more

confident in my body, and I don't know.
I just have issues, but I was having

fun.

You let them all hang out. How was the
food prepared by the Bare Naked Show? It

was delicious. It was good. No cubes or
hair?

Thank you. I made them take a shower.

Mike from Bayonne, New Jersey said,
Dorinda, how did it take us so long to

that you have a sister named Melinda? I
mean, Melinda is a character.

We look very different. We live very
different. She obviously never left

Barrington and loved it. But we have the
same mannerisms. Absolutely. So it

throws people. No, I see that. I can see
that.

Sonia, Phyllis from Detroit said, was
there a specific moment at Van Vert Hall

where you started to feel the anxiety
that seemed to consume you?

I started touching the letters.

No, no, no, no, no. If I didn't have a
daughter and I weren't 20 -some years on

the board of a Morgan charity, I don't
think I'd be so bothered by it. And you

saw this right away. You said, you've
got to get out from under the burdens of

the house.

Well, Dorinda, given what... A sensitive
subject, the Morgans have been, even

with the two of you relating to the
crest and stuff.

The shoes are amazing.

Oh, these are mine.

The deer's from my family crest.

Do you really have a family crest?

It's from my ex -husband. Oh, your
husband's family.

Bringing her to the house, did you not
think... This could maybe take a right

turn. To be honest with you, it was
something that happened over the summer.

was up there for a charity event.

And they started giving the history of
it at Ventford Hall. And it was the

Morgan family. And strangely, my house
was built by Mr. Stanley, who started

And then Morgan Stanley came together.
And it kind of came ding, ding, ding,

ding. Maybe we need to be together. This
is a union. They were friends.

So why can't these people 200 years ago
be friends and we can't be friends? So

believe it or not, I thought it was. a
sort of a, I'm sorry, kind of fig leaf.

And look at this. Not only do you accept
it, I've set up a private tour for you.

No, it was fabulous. At first I thought,
this is so nice of Dorinda to do this

for me. And then I realized when I got
into the thick of it, this is why I

out of the townhouse. It gives me agita.
It makes me nervous.

Okay. I want to get to Miami.

Sonia. Poor Tej. Poor Tej. Poor Tej.

He's in college.

He had to go off to class. Tej. Poor
Tej. He's going to be my next intern.

was all over him. I think some people
saw it and thought it was very amusing.

And a lot of people saw it and said,
wow, this is actually totally

inappropriate. Well, today you have to
be very careful. It's true. Was it too

far? Yeah, it was too far. It was a
little bit too over the top for him to

handle. No, and for you to handle. Not
for him to handle.

For you to do. For you.

Yes, I agree.

Yes. All right. I agreed right away with
you. Okay. Well, Sonia, the women have

raised tremendous concerns over the
years about your drinking, pills.

Here we are again, and you had two
instances that were pretty scary.

Which two?

The Berkshires. The Berkshires, I was
laughing, and I was awake. You know, but

you're holding the dog up. We're going
to the Williams.

We're going to the Coco.

Put the dog down.

You're freaking out about the letters.

And then, you know, Luann's saying that
I'm manic. Okay, but then you fell off

the chair in Miami. Miami was, you know,
the welcome drinks were hard liquor,

they were rum, and I just downed five of
them right away. I don't drink hard

alcohol like that without food.

Well, I will say, when the medics came,
because of what Luann had said, I went

into the closet, quietly, totally off
camera, and I went through her purse,

because I was concerned about her
safety. And I was very relieved to see

there was nothing in there. She had 7
,000 horns. Because I was like, what is

this? I was Googling things to make sure
she hadn't mixed something wrong

because there's been accusations, and
that's a serious accusation. Well, no,

I didn't mean it in the terms of pills,
meaning that she's dropping acid.

I would think, you know, sometimes you
mix Xanax. No, no, no. And I say even on

the show, we all take pills. There was
no Xanax. But I don't need to scare

people and have paramedics. And I'm glad
that she went into my bag.

I'm glad that she had the paramedics to
do the blood test. Did you tell her

after that you went through the bag?

I said it was a private thing. It was
for her safety because I went through

There's nothing there.

Ramona, the stuff about your dad's will
upstate.

It said, and to my daughter, Ramona
Mazur Singer, I bequeath nothing.

That was intense.

Yeah, going up there was very intense.
It brought up all these memories that I

buried. I had no love for my father.

It was like a war song. Dad! Just
flying.

screaming, yelling.

We'd hide under the covers as kids.

I'd call the cops.

I bury a lot of things in like we all
can do, and I realized I had to face it,

but I was afraid to go by myself, so
thank you for coming. Of course. And

you and I have some correlations, too,
and it was just, it was very cleansing.

Dorinda, you were really taken aback by
some of the things that Ramona was

telling you. As far back as you two go,
a lot of that was news to you, right?

The whole thing was amazing to me, that,
and it kind of explained a lot of your

control issues.

And even though I know you had had a lot
of stuff going on in your childhood, I

guess I never absorbed the intensity of
it, and it made me very sad for both of

you. It really did. It made me really
sad.

No, we never had a childhood.

Yeah. Having a serious conversation.

And I didn't, I never really... Because,
you know, when you... I guess you just

assume everyone blows it normally.

This is a scram. I have to blow three
times a day.

Because that's all we know. So it's not
worth talking about. You're just like,

it is what it is. Well, that was
intense.

Thanks, both of you, for sharing that.

Thank you for airing that. A lot of
people go through things like that.

We'll be right back.

Coming up...

You have to have some type of self
-awareness that, you know, you can't...

Lou can't sing? No. No, you can't carry
a tune.

We're back in New York City, and it's
time to welcome a special guest, Luann's

friend, Barbara.

Hi, Barbara.

Hi, Andy.

How are you?

Did you bring your toolkit?

Actually, I left it at home. You did? No
hammer right now. You need it. I left

the midriff and the hammer in the locker
room. And the wrap dress. Yes, the wrap

dress. Yes. Poor Diane Von Burstenberg.
She'll never be the same. I love the

wrap dress.

She's going to be our bride.

Well, Luann's old friend Barbara came
straight off the construction site

to build some friendships between
herself and the ladies.

However, builder Barb soon learned that
the hard hat crowd's got nothing on this

hard group of ladies. Let's watch.

Oh, my God.

I want to get on that.

Barbara Kay and I met about 15 years ago
when this hit the fan for me and you

came to my rescue with Bethany.

And I will never forget it. Aw, I love
you.

Her sobriety is so important to me right
now.

I know you're trying to help Luann
through whatever she's going through,

wish her the best in that, but you
shouldn't have to be the mediator. She

one thing, you think another.

I have been friends with this girl for
over 13 years, and you can go if that's

what you're going to come here and
aggravate me, because I can't have it.

want me to go, I'll go. Go.

I'm staying in the fish room? You're
staying in the fish room. I have to put

something over that.

No, you don't.

I have never seen such horrible manners
in my life.

She doesn't want to be friends.

No, Barbara, don't say that. Don't be an
instigator.

You're always an instigator.

Wait a minute. Did you not ask me to
make me, Ramona?

Luann and I were dancing, and she looked
at Luann, and she goes, why is she

here? And that's how I know Ramona.

What's she showing with her belly
button? What's that all about?

Even my daughter doesn't do that.

Barbara's kind of, you know, a little
masculine and manly and rough around the

edges, shall we say. Sorry, you can't
fall asleep. You're going out with me.

Cynthia, are you going out? No.

Yeah.

No,

she doesn't want me to come. That's
quite all right.

You know, she doesn't. You can say it. I
don't care.

You know that camp your parents dropped
you off at, and they were like, okay,

see you in six weeks, and you're
standing there by yourself, and there's

of mean girls, and you just cry?

This is exactly what it feels like.

I sometimes feel my relationship with
you is more important than your

relationship with me. It's not my fault.
This comes straight from the women, and

she's been drinking the Kool -Aid, and
they have been brainwashing her.

Oh my God, is that Barbara? All right.

Barbara, are you in the doghouse with
Luann again?

I don't know. Am I? What went through
your mind seeing Barbara say that?

I thought, oh my God, she's at it again.
I mean, you know, she did this with

Carol Radsville talking about me and my
wedding to Tom.

And now here she is again at my cabaret
show talking about me and how I can't

sing. I mean, and I just want to tell
you all now that for someone who can't

sing, I just got cast in Chicago on
Broadway.

So, you know, take that and shove it up
your ass. How's that?

I mean, are you directing that at me?
Yes, I am. Because I was so, I saw that.

was like, this is my girlfriend.

First of all, I've supported you.

Through every cycle of your life, and
I've dropped my own life for you. I know

you have. With bankers, with four
lawyers, okay, with your children, with

ex -husband.

I've stopped my own life where people
have come into my office. I have 22

working for me, and I say, hold on.

Don't come in. Don't bother me because
I'm dealing with a very personal matter.

And then you do that? Wait, I've been to
eight of your shows. Eight of your

shows. And I've brought a number of
people with me to your shows. First of

I think you're a great performer.

I love your show. But you have to have
some type of self -awareness. And I'm

sure you all will agree with me here
that... That Lou can't sing?

No. No, you can't carry a tune.

That's right. I think... It's like me.
But you're a great performer.

I mean, you're not... You're not Adele,
Luann.

No, I'm not, and I don't pretend to be.
But to go to my show and actually say

that. What are the other ladies'
impression of Lou's singing?

I already said it. I think it's more
about the jokes and the diary.

She's a great performer. Do you think
you're a very good performer? No, I

pretend to be a great singer.

I am a performer, and I do.

You don't commit to it.

I mean, why is the issue of my singing?
No, the issue isn't your singing. I just

got cast in Chicago on Broadway, and I'm
going to kill it. Okay, there you go

again. We get that.

Congratulations. You're on Broadway. We
get it. Congratulations. So can we put

that in a box?

Yeah. She is trying to say to you, and
this is what, sorry you got to go

this, honey.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

But she was there ride or die for you. I
know. And I've done the same for her.

I've done. Not in the way that I've done
for you. The punishment doesn't fit the

crime, given the whole circumstance.

I mean, you really are way off here.
You're tone deaf about this. Well,

very upsetting to see. Of course. It's
very upsetting to see. And you know

And I do apologize for it coming out
like that. I really do. Because I love

show. I authentically like it. You've
said it eight times. Eight times. No, I

know. I know. That's why I was so
surprised to see that you would say

like that.

It's a great performance.

We all think it's a great performance.

I mean, do you think Barbara has too
much tanner on her arm right now?

Absolutely. Right. So you would say that
to us in the bathroom.

Too much shimmer.

Too much shimmer, baby.

She's like the Tin Man.

Thank you. I'm next to the Tin Man. I do
feel like I'm at a Jersey Housewives

reunion. You're like the Tin Man. You
know what I mean? The Tin Man just said

that. She's like the Tin Man. Okay.
Let's see what's on that napkin. A lot.

no, no. Oh, God.

Wait, it's black.

I mean, you also ruined the room in
Miami with your tanner.

Oh, my gosh.

So you definitely would have said that.
If you were miked by accident, you would

have been like, Barbara's tan is out of
control.

Do not light a candle near this one. She
got caught.

All right.

Sarah from Marvis, California, has a
comment.

Yeah. She says, well, why do you take
yourself so seriously? Do you not

the appeal of your show is the spectacle
of it all? Please don't get the idea

that you're the next Liza Minnelli. That
woman could sing.

Okay. Well, there's always going to be
haters.

Okay. That's all I got to say. And
people that, you know, are negative. I

and you saw that she said that she loved
the show and found it very

entertaining. But she's saying that the
appeal of the show... You're not Liza

Minnelli. She's not going to see you as
a vocalist. She's saying you're a

storyteller. That's just me. Who cares?
It's the excitement. Yeah, but you're

great. I didn't say I was Barbara's
tricep band or Liza Minnelli. Oh, so I'd

mad at Barbara for telling the truth.
You're not a...

But to actually say that was not very
nice for me to hear.

I always feel like you're about to ruin
a friendship over something like that.

Up next.

You know when you do that thing in
kindergarten, what doesn't fit in the

basket? And then there's a big fat
turnip. I'm like, you're the turnip in

fruit basket. Get out of the fruit
basket.

To actually say that was not very nice
for me to hear.

I always feel like you're about to ruin
a friendship over something like that.

No. She needs a hall pass.

Do not. Who votes for a hall pass? I do.
Who votes for a hall pass for Barbara?

So does Luann. Luann, come on. Put it
up. All right, hold on. Put it up. Yay.

I thought I was voting for most
fuckable. Okay.

Rebecca from Providence, Rhode Island
said, Ramona, you were anti -Barbara

the get -go. Was it really for such
shallow reasons as how she dresses and

she's, quote, rough around the edges?

You're no finely polished gem yourself.

Actually, when we went to Miami, she
took me to her bedroom. She said,

what are the activities? These are the
clothes.

But you wouldn't let her come out with
us. Hold on. Can I finish? And then I

went to her bedroom.

We helped her pick out all her outfits,
what to wear for what night. What about

when you and Tinsley were going out and
you very clearly did not want her to

join you?

Well, I apologize the next day.

But an apology.

Why didn't you want her to come?

I don't know.

I wanted Tinsley one -on -one. I know,
but you guys were saying that I wasn't

engaged, and here I was being disinvited
from going out. But which one is it?

No, you weren't disinvited. You weren't
invited at all or invited. I wasn't

invited. You didn't? You didn't want me
to go. Disinvited means there was an

original invitation. It wasn't very
welcoming. I agree. What did you think

Ramona and Dorinda were literally
heckling your outfit by the pool while

were fighting? feet away from them. I'm
like the new girl.

That's not why we were making fun of
you.

Barbara, that's not why we were making
fun of you. Because you came up and you

were not gracious. You acted like a real
bitch.

I did?

Yes. A bitch? When I came up there,
okay, I had just, you and I. After you

pissed all over my apartment.

After you came as my guest. But you
threw me out.

Absolutely. You threw me out.

But now I'm going up to your other house
so I felt uncomfortable. No, I

shouldn't have invited someone that
acted like that in my apartment.

Why did you lose it to such an extreme
on Barbara when she went over to your

house that day?

Because I was trying desperately to get
to this one because we had a separate

and I thought very solid long -term
relationship that she had absolutely

to do with. And truly, she was an
interloper. I was like, you know when

that thing in kindergarten where there's
what doesn't fit in the fruit basket

and then there's a big fat turnip. I'm
like, you're the turnip in the fruit

basket. Get out of the fruit basket. I
interfered with your relationship. She

was trying to.

protect me she came in as your warrior
and came in as my warrior and tried to

protect me because and you she felt like
that she was the turnip okay did you

have reservations about discussing your
past relationships with women on camera

um

Originally, yes, but I think also in the
big picture, no, because I think that

it was important for, you know, people
to know that there are people like me

that are on the spectrum that, you know,
and I went out with a woman for a year,

you know, so am I bisexual? Do you want
to call me bisexual and label me? Go

ahead. You called yourself gender fluid
on the show?

Actually, they came up with that
together.

Sonia came up with that.

It's not gender fluid. We said liquid
first. Liquid or fluid?

Fluid, sexually.

She is a woman. That's right.

She's a woman. Basically, Barbara and I,
we just love everybody. Yeah, that's

what it is. I really believe in love.

What was it like being confronted by
basically the whole group about not

in that morning in Miami?

I mean, it was definitely hurtful. It
was like being at camp.

You know, you guys can all say what you
want to say, but I don't think anybody

really got to know me, you know. When
you called me, you said you were upset

about it. I said to you, Barbara, you
never revealed anything about yourself.

The show is about revealing yourself,
good or bad, really opening yourself up,

being vulnerable, telling what you
really think inside.

You know, expose yourself. You take some
chances. That's what the show really is

about. And that's why I make a good
friend. Exactly.

You make a great friend. Aw.

Wait, I'm scared of your tan.

But, yeah, you do make a great friend.
But I said it was a good thing. You

have to get it dirty and banged up, but
you still get to be on the show. And you

know what? You've been a good friend to
me. The best.

Be careful. My foot is nippling.

My foot is nippling. Oh, my God. My left
foot is nippling. Are you okay? Yeah.

Oh, I hate when that happens.

Isn't that better than being mad for
another six months?

We already had it out the other day,
actually.

About the singing comment?

No. Oh. Well.

Yeah, not another comment.

All right. Come on back. All right. Oh,
my God. I'm Tanner now.

We all are. The whole world is.

I always sing your praises. I did so
many interviews.

Well, I'm going to give a heart.

Well,

I mean, this is a clean up job. I'm
sorry if I made you feel bad. I'm sorry

made you feel bad. Seriously. I have a
rough edge around me.

I am. It was never my intention to hurt
your feelings.

All right. I'm that $6 ,000 dress. I
ain't hugging nobody. No.

All right.

Do you want to hug too, Andy? No, it's
all good.

I love her. But just to close it out,
I'm wondering, were you pissed that they

took the lobsters from your clam bag?

Dan Rather here. I'm at the lobster
update.

You know what, I said that they could
take the lobsters, and I think that I

would rather the food not go to waste.

Right. So I was actually happy that they
took the lobsters.

Dorinda was thrilled. I didn't eat them.
Oh, you didn't? All right, Barbara,

thank you for joining us. Thank you.
Thank you for the tan.

Thank you for the tan. We'll be right
back.

When we come back, you've said multiple
times that you think the ladies are

jealous. What is it then?

No. I thought you had a realization
watching.

Four, three.

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of
New York City reunion.

As Luann's cabaret show got bigger and
bigger, the group declared that her head

grew with it. Little asides and late
arrivals meant that the ladies bestowed

another title upon the countess, Diva.

But was Luann on her high horse, or was
everyone else just jealous?

I can't believe I've done like 17
cabaret shows now. Like, unbelievable.

Oh, I have my cabaret, darling.

I'm performing here, darling.

We have an empty room tonight.

Madame Bethany is coming tomorrow. She
was going to stay in a hotel.

I never know where I stand. One day
she's saving my life and the other day

bashing me over the head with a baseball
bat.

Well,

good.

Luan Land is a place.

where friends do everything for you and
you don't have to do anything for them.

You have an entitlement about you. The
thing has gone to your head. No, it has

not. It's gone to your head. They don't
get it. I think they have a problem with

my success.

Oh, I don't think so. I love Ramona's.
Where is Ramona? Well, she wanted to go

see her poster. I know that.

Amazing.

I felt so protective of you, Lou. It's
not my fault.

I'm just saying.

Why are you chiming in over there?
Because you let Barbara protect you in

way, and you never stepped up for her.

I never what?

What?

Yeah. Oh, that was Tinsley. Oh,

was that drinking, Lou Anne?

Yeah, drinking, Lou Anne.

Cheers. How do you feel, girl? You're a
sicko. For Cabaret, you left rehab. I

needed to go and do that. I got it
for...

I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll be right back. Are you okay?

You're going to have a heart attack.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I saw her. Okay, okay, okay.

I don't want to go. I give up. Will you
take your foot off my hand now?

I'm sorry if I've been wrapped up in
myself.

I'm not mad at you. I want only the best
for you. You have to make a change. I

am making changes all the time. I would
say maybe she'll change, but I don't

know. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

I love you guys, but I have to get on
stage.

You know what I mean? I have to get on
stage.

She couldn't wait for us to leave.

Sorry. That's show business.

Ask anybody.

All right.

Luann, you've said multiple times that
you think the ladies are jealous.

What is it then? Why do they not?

Leave me alone about this.

It's like they pick on it all the time.

What did you just watch?

What did you just watch? I watched a lot
of different things go down right

there. What was the general thesis of
what you just viewed?

Why don't you tell me what the general
thesis is? No, I'm asking you because

we're talking about if you said you're
jealous.

So what did you just watch? Because
every time I talk about the thing

I love and that I'm doing. We support
you. No, you're not.

Ladies, are you jealous of Linda? No.

She cannot think that. I don't know what
to say because guess what? I just feel

like... It's always about her, her, her,
her.

Where's your daughter going to school
this fall?

I don't know. We haven't even talked
about that yet. You didn't ask?

You don't know where her daughter is?

She was still waiting the last time that
we... Can I get your pen?

Can you pen?

That's insane. That's insane.

She has a little holy. We haven't seen
each other in a long time.

I asked her. I texted you. I asked you.
Where's your daughter going to college?

I don't know. I'm thinking her life.
That's insane.

Okay, this is the support that I get.
No, you don't have to do that.

There's nothing wrong with that. You
don't.

I think their point is you are
singularly focused on yourself.

And I have been. Absolutely.

And I agree with you. Can I just talk
for a second? Do you want me to answer

what I just saw? Yes. When I watch that,
I say, oh, my God, Lou, you're an

asshole. I really do. And I was trying
to keep myself together, and I didn't

have. I didn't have enough to give. And
I feel like I got attacked about my

cabaret. That's all. Do you really think
it was about the cabaret? I don't know.

Well,

you were like, every time I mention
cabaret, let's have a drinking game.

Let's have a drinking game. Let's talk
about it.

No, you guys were bringing it up 19
times.

I was talking about what I was doing,
that's all. What did I do to you,

You said, I help you and then I beat
you. When did I ever beat you? What did

do to you? Well, what you did to me in
that restaurant was very... No, no, no,

no. You said that in the interview long
before that. Let's back up. You went to

the Berkshires.

You heard that she was saving a room for
Bethany. You went back to New York.

You're at the hair salon or nail salon
with, I think, Stonia.

And you said, Bethany, she thinks she's
all that.

So I think that's what she's talking
about.

And it wasn't about you, really. It was
about... Well, my name seems to be

coming out of your mouth a lot on the
show. It wasn't really about you. I got

the last... It

wasn't

really about you. I got the last... I...

You said I'm doing nice things and I
slap you and stab you in the back. I did

totally do that and I didn't mean to
stab you in the back.

Ferdinand from Key West says, ladies,
hasn't Luann always been entitled? What

it about her this season that puts it
over the top for you? Why do you blame

cabaret? Because it was much more
intense this year.

actually, like, reveled in that you had
a comeback from this arrest and that you

were more famous than ever. And it took
you on something. You're like, wow, I'm

like, really? This is it. I'm really
famous now. And you took it. Do you

that I took that?

Yes, I do. Do you think that's a
positive thing for me? I think you said,

I'm at it. Well, I'm at it.

Lemonade out of lemons. I really did
because I really got dealt a really

hand And we're actually happy for you.
That's why I thought it was crazy to

jealous you. I wouldn't go to anyone's
cabaret, and I went to your cabaret.

Like, I don't care. We have been really
supporting you.

John from Chicago said, ladies, seeing
Luann's reaction to the supposed lack of

support at her Halloween show, do you
feel like Luann has an issue with

and showing gratitude?

Seems like that would be an essential
tool for recovery.

That's a good point.

Yeah, well, recovery is all about
gratitude. Absolutely. And I'm still

it. I'm still working it.

I think usually when someone hits,
they're very humble for a while instead

like, boom, jail, recovery, and let's
go, ladies.

I was kind of in a thing that's called
like the pink cloud, you know, when you

first get sober.

You have this moment of elation, you
know? I also think, too, I mean, the

talk to you, I haven't spoken to Luann
this much in probably a year. It was a

defense mechanism. I think so, too. I
think you were putting up a really

Facade. Yeah.

Benedict from Huntington, New York said,
Bethany, you said Luann doesn't owe you

anything for helping her during her
intervention.

But then you also said that she should
say you're the Lord Jesus Christ. Which

one is it?

I don't think that calling me the Lord
Jesus Christ is owing me something. I

think that's just a lovely title.

But I think that anyone who may have a
brain knows that that was sort of some

sort of exaggeration to say that she's
not in a position to be nasty to me

be just the least I would expect.

I mean, I wasn't exactly nasty. I mean,
let's think about the things that you

called me in the past.

You are a hypocrite.

Everyone. And you pretend that you
don't. You are a slut and a liar and a

You are a liar. You're a horrible
person. You were born a liar and you die

liar. You call me some nasty shit in the
past. I think the bigger question is,

how do you get from the intervention?

To then calling her Queen Bee. Right.
That's a lie.

That's the Queen Bee. That wasn't a name
call. I wouldn't call her a name

calling. I mean. Luann, Luann, this is
not humility.

Dennis was thinking about how to get you
between four and a half and six million

dollars. I got your rehab paid.

And I do thank you, Lord Jesus Christ. I
do thank you, Lord Jesus Christ.

Perfect. No, that's not up to you. I
think you should be kissing Bethany's

to tell you the truth. You should have
the whole time. I just called it Lord

Jesus. Get over here. Let's have a kiss
together.

All right.

Yay!

Wow.

I've seen a lot at a reunion. I've never
seen that.

I was like biting that butt. It's Miami.
Bite marks are there. So I want to get

to Miami.

Bethany, you completely lost your shit
at dinner. Was it all Lou?

No, I'm not going, no, no, no, no.
Here's the thing.

I just hit the limit.

I came back and filmed three months
after getting that news about Dennis.

that's too early to do this. Three
weeks, three weeks, three weeks ahead.

went from Luanntervention to Dennis
dying unexpectedly to a new

relationship and really wanting to
nurture it and wanting every second with

kid to then getting to Miami.

And I just landed at that dinner,
hearing little things, all these little

snippets. I was hurt, felt disrespected,
and I just... was frayed to the bone,

you snap, and it all hit at the same
time.

How did you take it?

It was rough because I was like, is this
about me? Is it all about me? I mean, I

felt so bad because I didn't want to
create such a breakdown for Bethany. I

sorry that that happened. Like, and you
were, listen, it was... You were the

catalyst, and you were still a vehicle,
but I didn't want that to happen. I

didn't want to do that to the group. You
needed a release.

I needed a release. And I just felt
like, you know, you guys didn't get me

all and didn't respect me and didn't
understand how difficult.

No, no, we respect you. Dare I say, it
was like a champagne cork that popped

because we all were sort of feeling the
same way. She just kind of verbalized

it. But what's interesting is...

At the roundhouse, you expressed how you
were feeling. Sonia tried to talk to

you about it. Luann doesn't take things
in small doses. She needed to get

whacked. She's a big girl. She's a
strong girl. She really, you know, she

to get whacked. Because you already had
the thing.

It's not a big enough whacking. She
needed a real whacking.

You said in an interview, Bethany, that
you weren't sure if Luann would change.

How do you feel now?

I don't know. We've been on this couch
many times. And, like, you seem so sort

of... Sweden changed while we're here,
and I always believe in you. I root for

people. I rooted for you during
intervention.

I always, when you got arrested. So I'm
rooting for you. You only do the best

you can. You know, whatever. I'm rooting
for you. I'm just wondering for the

other ladies. Do you accept...

Luann, do you accept where she's coming
from? Do you think she will change?

She's acknowledged this. I not only
accept it, I want to help her to get to

finish line. I really do. I want to help
get to the finish line. Thank you. I

need the help. I really do. And I'm
going to do that. I do need the help.

Because what she's gone through, it's a
lot, you know?

It's a lot. Luann, this whole journey,
you felt pretty unsupported by them. How

does this feel?

It feels really good to have my
girlfriend back on my side because I

lost my team. It's like, what happened
to my cheerleaders? They're all gone.

And then, you know, by looking at
myself, I realized that I could have

better as a friend and I was absent
because I really needed to just take

myself. And that looked like I was not
grateful for them.

So for that, I'm sorry. Well, I think
we've actually.

move forward really well here. This is
great. Can we go home?

We're going to take a break. We'll be
back with final thoughts after this.

it be weird to think we have a drink?
Can we really take a break? We have a

drink.

My back, my legs.

This was good.

Can I get a snack?

All right.

Here we go, peeing again. Can you drink
that, please?

What do we have, like melon juice?

We have virgin mojito.

Virgin. Ramona hasn't sex in two weeks.
She's a virgin again.

Duran is like, it ain't going to cut it.
No, I was like, where are the real

ones? Can I just lie to Luann and say
it's fake?

All right. It's good, like a fresca.
Yeah, I'm into it better, though. Come

Yeah, nice.

Oh, it's delicious.

This should be delicious with vodka.
Sorry.

Don't be sorry. I agree.

I agree.

All right. You ready?

Welcome back for some final thoughts
with our ladies of New York.

So we saw your dares doing truth or
dare.

It's time for a truth.

Okay. I want you each to tell me one
thing you said or did that made you

the most this season.

Okay.

Sonia, we'll start with you.

Right. I liked giving Raj advice, but I
don't think I should have done it that

way.

Tej. Well, I like Raj.

You like Raj. I like Raj. Okay.

Were you giving him advice? Is that what
you were doing? Yeah. Okay. I was

making him Google, Google, Googleable.

Okay.

Ramona.

Oh, well, it's pretty obvious my comment
about Dennis.

Yeah.

Oh, no. Can't you skip me? Let me think.
I know. I don't. One thing that I said

or did.

That I regret this season.

Oh, I'll tell you what I really regret
is I regret not just going to the

Clambake and just showing up and barging
in and breaking that silence.

I really, and I wanted to, and I just
was too afraid.

Interesting. Do you think if she had
gone in and sat you down and said, I

you. I'm here. I'm sorry. We're talking.
I love you. Let's get by this. Wow.

You know, probably in retrospect, you
know.

We should have done that. We would have
saved ourselves a lot of time.

You weren't ready even at Gangster Lunch
when it happened.

She would have broken down.

We would have been friends.

I'm here for five minutes. I'm giving
you a kiss.

I know you don't love me. I know you
don't like me.

But I got to see you. I got to see you,
touch you, kiss you. Exactly.

Tins, what about you?

I mean, obviously the sobbing at the
circus.

It was like with a big bow and the whole
thing. I mean, definitely.

It was really kind of cute. It was a
lot.

You also went on national TV with no
lashes and no lip gloss at one point.

That was beautiful.

Love that.

But that was, you know, I was hard with
my baby dying. So it was a lot. How

about you?

I regret.

When we went in and got art and I bought
art from Peter tiny But I didn't get

something you were saying and I walked
out and I said I someone said you didn't

get anything I said I don't need a gift.
I have my daughter my daughter's a

gift. She doesn't have a daughter. You
didn't get a present You know what I

a daughter. That's my present. She
doesn't I really didn't mean that as an

insult, but when I saw it. Did you did
you?

Think that we were in a place where that
was

Oh. And it wasn't a dig. It was saying,
you know, it meant like I want her to be

happy and have something.

You know, you got a special gift and I
was happy for you. Right. But I didn't

like how that sounded. I know. Lou,
regret or something that made you

Probably doing this better than me. I
felt bad about that when I saw that.

That's okay.

Well, thank you for saying that. I felt
bad about that because, you know, did so

much for me and you didn't warrant it
and I really didn't mean it.

Thank you.

Well, I think we had good resolution.

I mean, I think, do you feel better
about your place with the group than you

coming in? I do. I do. I feel like I
have my friends back, and I'm happy

that.

And it's going to help me get through
the next couple of months that I have to

get through. Well,

we have virgin cocktails here.

I think we should stand up and have a
toast. Who wants to lead us in a toast?

Anyone have one? Okay. I have a great
one. All right, Lou.

God grant us the serenity to accept the
things we cannot change, the courage to

change the things we can, and the wisdom
to know the difference.

That's a great tip. Awesome.

Cheers.

Toasting with an AA prayer?

It's a great prayer. It's a God prayer.

That's irony.

That's really irony. You think it's a
good one? Yeah, it's great. Okay, good.

Life is a cabaret. Thank you. Cheers.

Life is a cabaret.

Oh, Jesus. 20.

It's a wrap.

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