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PLATONIC BLUE MOON HOTEL

BLUE MOON

It happened the day of the blue moon.

I'm telling you, in my whole career, I've never had a night like that.

It was a horrible night.

Everyone was screaming and running around.

I haven't been able to write one song since then.

That night was pretty insane.

-It was a real shame. -Yes, it really was.

So sad.

It's a special blend for special people.

-Hope you sleep well. -Good night.

Where could they all be?

Maybe they're planning a surprise for me.

A surprise.

Wake up!

What…

Don't be afraid.

Wow.

So cool.

What's happening?

His genetics are impeccable. A very strong body.

I mean, I don't work out that hard, but…

-Well, thanks for that. -You are the chosen one.

-You are the chosen one. -You are the chosen one.

You are the chosen one.

-Chosen one. -Ah!

You are the chosen one.

So you guys lick too?

We turned you into a Reptilian by licking you.

Only you and those whom you lick can pass through the dimensional gate

during the blue moon.

I have to lick people?

You are very special.

Yeah, I know.

-You're something. -Your butt is a ball.

Come on, guys.

You're complimenting me way too much.

You are made to be loved.

I know, I mean…

My whole life I've known.

Now! Go!

Hidayet?

Ömer was right about you.

Oh man, I knew it.

Our hotel never had many customers, but it did have a lot of soul.

This… Oh, yeah…

We had put our hearts and souls into it.

Knowing that it would be sold was breaking my heart.

I was gonna lose the hotel, and I couldn't do anything about it.

All because of some man-child.

I'm ready.

You can do this.

Ömer.

Ömer. Ömer.

Tom Cruise.

What?

He's mixed.

-Ah. -Yeah.

Hmm.

Nicole Kidman.

Oh yeah. That would make sense.

-Brad Pitt doesn't age either. -Hmm.

Well, I don't know about him.

And I don't like to comment on things I'm not sure about.

I think you're the most handsome alien, Ömer.

Ömer!

Ömer!

-Mm. -There. You see?

He always waits for me before he does anything.

No matter what we do, we're perfectly coordinated.

Well, he's your friend.

-Be right back. Don't go anywhere. -Okay.

-What's up? -Ömer.

-What is it? -I am the chosen one.

-We already knew that, Mr. Kaan. -No, no, no, no, no.

During the night, while I was sleeping,

aliens came and abducted me.

Are you serious?

I take one night to myself and then this happens?

Can you tell me anything else?

They licked me.

-They licked you? -Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

-Yeah. -Interesting.

They also told me I would pass through the dimensional gate tonight.

And I saw Hidayet.

-She was there too? -Yeah.

-Did the aliens lick her too? -No, no, no, but…

Okay, she was there, but they were staying away from her.

And I think you were right. They don't like her.

-Well, I knew that, Mr. Kaan. -That's right.

I've been suspicious of her since the very beginning.

That's my talent.

I can suss out someone suspicious just by looking at them.

Hidayet.

We got her! This is amazing.

I'll be back.

So, what about the licking?

Would that feel nice?

Hey.

-Good morning. -Hi. Good morning, Nedret.

What are you doing?

Oh, I have that engagement tonight. There's so much to do.

-I'm just happy to do it before I leave. -Well, I'm happy for you.

I'm gonna do one last tour today, but I'm so nervous I could faint.

I hope I don't screw it up.

They're waiting at the teahouse.

It's strange that this happened right before I decided to leave.

You shouldn't be nervous, you know. You're smart, you'll be great.

-Do you mean that? -Yes.

You've always been a storyteller.

Even when you were a little one, you know?

Remember when Dad used to say,

"Oh, my sweet little blue bead, you have so many stories to tell"?

True.

I don't think you should feel stressed out about tonight.

I know you're gonna create such a delicious, spectacular feast.

You're so creative. Everything you touch turns out beautifully.

Thank you.

-Good morning. -Oh, good morning, Mehtap.

Uh, so we're going to the registry office today at noon, right?

-They'll deposit your money there. -Uh, no. I'm busy then.

I'm sorry Mehtap, but the tour starts right at noon.

-I can't make it. -Oh, and neither can I.

I've got to make this engagement cake. Sorry, Mehtap.

Would later on work? In the afternoon?

That's all right. I mean, you just seemed excited about it.

-So, we'll meet there in the afternoon? -That's good.

-Okay. -Yeah.

-Yeah, sure. -See you later.

-Good luck with it. -Thanks.

Whoo!

Where are they?

Ah, Miss Nezahat.

What's wrong? Why do you look so sad?

I thought you'd be in a more celebratory mood.

Mr. Kaan, I'm a bit sad.

I'm sure you've heard the hotel's being sold.

Yes, I heard, and I think that the folks buying this place

should make it into a museum.

They woke up here, they looked in the mirror there,

they sat in the garden over there.

It could happen, you know.

-You mean a museum about me? -No.

This would be a museum about me.

So, you found your inspiration after all?

For sure. Yes.

-And where was it? -Turns out it was right in front of me.

In fact, it's so close that I can almost touch it.

But I think that you already knew all about it.

No, afraid not. What exactly am I supposed to know?

Mrs. Nezahat, you're smart. You see everything.

Everything and more.

I see nothing, my dear man. Nothing at all.

-Excuse me. -Okay.

Mrs. Nezahat, I know you see it, but you just don't want to admit it.

All right, her loss.

Workout time.

We are children of the world, Rainbow.

Why would we stay in one spot? Why would we want to rent a place?

This hotel is going to shut down soon.

I thought that we might need a roof over our heads and a home soon because…

But that's my point. Our home can be the whole planet.

-Forests and coastlines and hilltops. -That's true, but…

Whoo! Hey, guys.

Let's get meditating.

I'm feeling incredibly energized today. Hey there.

But, of course, we've got to salute the sun first.

I was thinking, maybe we could have a nesting table.

We could have a what?

It's cute. We can put our tea on it.

When you come home from work, you could say,

"Wifey, what did you cook for me?"

Wifey?

Hatice suddenly started to have more material wishes.

I'm pretty sure it was 'cause of the full moon.

Guys?

Okay.

Sun! Penetrate my orifices! Penetrate!

Penetrate everyone's orifices!

Drive us crazy with your heat! Stay inside us.

Penetrate us and pull out!

And then penetrate again. Get us nice and sweaty.

Oh!

Sky and those who are above the sky!

You don't have to miss out on this.

Penetrate us too.

-Fill us right up. -What the hell's he doing?

Oh! Wind, come.

Send your breath.

And blow, kiss, lick, get us wet!

Is that how we look to other folks?

Uh-uh.

That was not real meditation at all.

Stay inside, then pull out.

Mm-mm. At all.

And…

Side splits.

Avniş, tell me.

Do you think that the excitement in our relationship has died?

What excitement?

You kept saying you wanted more excitement.

-When did I say I wanted excitement? -I could tell by your snoring.

My muscles, they're gonna explode.

Hey, Miss Emel, you liked my crunches, right?

-Mm-hmm. -I'm gonna give you such an epic crunch.

This crunch is gonna be to die for.

One.

-Oh, yeah. -Fine.

I'm the only one trying to save this relationship.

-Forget it. -Whoo!

Fuck!

Huh? Faster? You know, if I go too fast, it could get dangerous.

My muscles might pop off.

All right.

Tree salute. Guys, tree salute.

They've been waiting for us.

Come here, baby.

Yeah.

We liked trying different positions in yoga too,

but this was…

Jeez, is this guy nuts, or what?

Even I felt uncomfortable.

Avniş can't stand goofy stuff at all.

Uh…

Hey, friend, did you ask for the tree's consent?

It feels like this might be getting a little dark.

We're fine. We're just fine.

See? He's a city guy. That's the kind of guy who owns a house.

That's fine. Travel the world on your own.

Wait…

Rainbow, we were going to travel together.

Oh, they're planning some kind of a surprise for me.

Those silly little goofballs.

Tree, I know you can feel me.

What's up, Gülten?

Hi, good morning.

Good morning.

-Hold on. -I'm totally soaked with sweat.

-You should get dressed. You'll get cold. -No, I can't.

I'm still working out. And honestly, I just really love sweating.

Oy.

So, what are you making for me, sweet lips?

Uh, there's an engagement party tonight.

-I'm catering it. -Mm.

Mm. Goodbye party.

Yeah, kind of.

Let me ask you something.

Why is it that whenever I see anyone,

they all start acting sort of weird like they're hiding something?

Don't know.

Gülten, come on.

Uh, strawberries.

Is it hot in here or is it me?

Uh, look, there's a…

Would you like some water? There's some in the fridge.

-That'll cool you down. -No, I don't want water right now.

Aren't you burning up too?

Oh, I really wish I was, but I'm not.

Hmm.

What?

It's so hot.

Oh. Stop it! Please, Kaan.

I should probably order these groceries, okay?

All right.

They're all hiding something.

Hmm.

Ah.

I'll go find Nedret.

Nedret?

Oh. Kaan?

How are you?

Uh, good.

Just a little bit nervous.

Oh, don't be nervous.

You don't have to worry. I'm not gonna pounce on you.

Oh, no, no, no. It's the tour.

I'm nervous about giving the tour today, that's why.

Great.

You know what?

There's a windy energy coming off of you.

-Hmm. -I feel it running through my hair.

Right.

Okay.

Got it.

-You know I'm here. -Sure. I can see you.

Mm-hmm. Well, aren't you gonna ask me if I'm here?

I knew what he wanted. I just didn't care.

Oh, that. Right. Um…

I'm sorry, but I'm thinking about the tour right now.

That's really all I can think about.

Okay.

Um…

So I'm gonna…

I think I'm gonna bathe myself.

My body's sore from my workout.

That's nice.

-I'm sweaty. -Uh-huh, wonderful.

I'm really sweaty.

Okay.

This one. All right.

BEAUTY AND YOU

I don't use saucers, but thanks anyway.

Sugar?

-I also don't use sugar. -Enjoy.

Ömer.

So what do you think? Do you like it?

It's kind of titillating.

Where's Hidayet today?

Enjoy.

Okay. This silences your mother-in-law.

Ah.

This is so your husband buys you a necklace.

Ooh!

And this will bring abundance.

Hmm.

Great, that's all of it.

Great. Wonderful.

We'll be at the hotel tonight. I told Gülten my mother-in-law wanted it.

Blue moons always open doors to unique realms.

Oh.

You've got to beware of wandering demons.

I'm scared.

Just stay close to me, and I will protect you.

Oh, I'm really grateful to you.

Even though you're busy, you came all the way here.

I know you said no tipping, but here you go.

Fine.

I'd better be heading out now. I've got appointments.

And I'll see you later tonight at the Blue Moon.

Focus mindfully.

Any collective visions

that come into your minds

will show us…

…the way in…

-Where is Nedret? -…to the portal.

She's at the hotel. She's giving a tour today.

I wish we were going on the tour with her.

No whispering unless you're receiving ancient knowledge.

All right. Any visions?

I saw a full moon.

Master Hale, I'm pretty sure I saw the color blue.

Ah, interesting.

-I saw a bunch of trees. -Amazing.

We were somewhere big.

-Hmm. -I saw a hotel.

Uh-huh.

So we've got, color blue, hotel,

full moon.

And the trees.

That's the Blue Moon Hotel.

Oh.

Oh, how'd you figure it out so quickly, Master?

She's a brilliant woman.

-Incredible. -Talented.

She's glowing.

So smart.

She really sees everything.

Master, we're so grateful to you.

The ancient spirits envy you, Master.

You've shown us your amazing power.

I can't believe we're breathing the same air as you.

-Thank you. That's great. -Thanks. I appreciate it.

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

Well done, Nedret. This is so great.

I've made so many cups of tea for these tourists, I can't even count them.

Idris, I'm excited, but I'm nervous. This feels like the first day of school.

-Don't worry. You're gonna be amazing. -Thanks.

Hello, everyone.

I'm so happy to meet you all. I'm Nedret.

Hi.

So today, we'll be time-traveling and dreaming all together.

And the tour has actually already begun

because our dear Idris here

is this town's one and only teahouse owner.

And the coffee and tea that he makes is amazing.

-Please enjoy. -Thank you.

-May I get a cup of coffee? -Of course.

Uh, you may have noticed that today I'm wearing red

because red happens to be the Erythraean…

What?

Ersin.

…uh, Erythrae--

A tour guide should have a louder voice, huh? Huh?

We can't hear a little whine. Don't you agree, guys?

So I chose to wear red because it--

Uh, sorry, what?

Can you hear a word she's saying? Because I can't.

It's better than talking like an idiot.

I chose to wear red because it's the--

Nobody can hear me, so I'll just wear a bright color?

I mean, is that what this is?

It isn't!

Uh, the word "Erythrai" is derived from the word "erythros," or "red."

So they called it "The Red City."

Another interesting theory is that it was named

for the son of King Rhadamanthus of Crete, whose name was Eritro.

I guess you don't have to wear red, Ersin, because your face is pretty red right now.

Hell, yeah. She cut Ersin right down to size.

Let's start the tour now. You can all follow me.

This way, please.

Sure, all the things she tells them are true.

But I don't know if it's really necessary.

I mean, if I did all my tours like Nedret,

I could only handle one tour a day, honestly.

Which wouldn't really be enough, right?

How quaint.

Those fools made everything so pretty for me.

You can shop later on. Don't worry. Let's go!

How am I supposed to move this?

Don't, don't. Let me help you.

Thank goodness you're here, Mom.

I didn't want to ask for help because you were mad.

Did you read the thing I wrote?

-Careful, careful, Mom. Hold it, hold it. -Oh…

Let's all come over here, so you can blindfold yourselves.

I know it looks scary, but it's safe.

Before we welcome the blue full moon

and pass through the dimensional gates,

we must turn inward

and open the dimensional gates within ourselves.

Now, close your eyes, everyone, and concentrate.

I just can't take my eyes off myself.

Who are you?

Oh, I know.

You're alone in the universe. You don't need anyone else.

No one else.

I don't need anyone anymore.

Accept loneliness.

I am him.

The chosen one.

I'm glad to be me. So glad.

I'm the chosen one.

Careful.

Feel the stones.

This way.

Good.

Yes.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Okay.

Take your blindfolds off now.

This is incredible.

Look at how magical this view is.

Magical. Do you see that over there?

For thousands of years, people from all walks of life

have looked at this view.

Dozens of civilizations and thousands of people

have walked through these lands.

Even though we never knew any of them,

the very same wind that has blown for millennia is tickling our faces now.

The very same sun warms us.

We have so much more in common with each other than we know.

Today was my very first day as a tour guide.

So thank you all very much for sharing this very special moment with me.

Thank you so much.

I received my sign from the universe.

It was unforgettable.

Thank you. Congrats.

Good morning.

Hmm.

All right.

Who are you really?

Why are you here?

Speak.

Ah.

So you won't talk. Okay.

You'll be locked in here until the blue moon is over.

I'm not gonna let you go.

And if you try anything at all,

you'll get the hand.

You've been warned.

Oh. No, thanks, guys. I'll stand.

No, these are for the guests.

-Mr. Kaan. -Yeah?

For days, something's been eating me up inside.

And normally, I wouldn't want to be the one to tell you this…

No Idris, don't.

-It's all right. Let him say it. -I've got to.

Mr. Kaan, it turns out that you're not the chosen one.

It was all just a hallucination.

I'm not sure why you're saying that.

Why would you say that?

I'm sorry. But the doctor told us.

You're just a normal, regular human.

-Mm-mm. -It's too bad.

Come on, Idris. Let's go.

Remember, there's nothing special about you.

You're just a regular guy, like the rest of us.

Ignorant jerk.

Oh, he's a lunatic.

-Amazing, simply beautiful. -Thank you very much.

Darling, aren't these decorations just incredible?

They're lovely, dear.

Idris, come on. Let's go check on Gülten.

He was so upset. Why did you say that?

-He needs to know the truth. -Come on. I can't keep up.

You gotta help me serve these.

Take these…

Give me.

These are for the buffet, those are for the tourists.

You guys must be exhausted. Thank you so much.

-Don't mention it. -We're happy to help you, Gülten.

Where is Nezahat?

She's just a little upset because we're selling the hotel.

Gülten, are you really gonna sell it?

Don't do it, hon. So many people are coming for your food.

The town's finally waking up.

More tourists are beginning to show up.

Because of you, the town is more prosperous

than it's been in a long time, Gülten.

So please don't go.

Yeah, but I…

just want to be happy.

Even if I don't want to sell, Nedret still does.

Ah. Right.

Okay, let's go.

Good luck, hon.

Are they angry with me?

Or do you think maybe they haven't read it, Kemal?

I'm not even asking for anything.

This is unbelievable. Ignorant idiots!

Can't they see I'm the chosen one? That I'm superior to them?

It's because they're human.

They don't understand anything.

I'll just have to tell them.

GO LIVE

Right.

It's finally time.

I know you've all been wondering if they walk among us.

Because I can feel everything around me.

Yes, they are among us.

Last night, they abducted me.

But, only to tell me I'm one of them.

Amazing.

Alien.

I'm superior to them!

Tonight, a dimensional gate will open up.

But don't be afraid.

Just share this video with your friends.

The Kaan is here.

It's fucking time, baby!

Let me get your opinion on something.

Say Avni and I wanted to have a romantic, exciting getaway somewhere.

Where would you recommend?

-I would go to Venice. -Hmm.

The Sahara Desert. That's romantic.

Ah. No.

I was thinking something more exciting than that.

Something like Avniş taking a naked swim with some sharks.

What would you suggest then?

Don't suggest anything else to her.

-Miss Nedret? -What's wrong?

-Yes? -Did your mom make the food?

Oh, no, it was my sister, Gülten.

My compliments to her. Everything is delicious.

Yes, it is.

She would be so happy if you told her yourself.

I would be happy to tell her.

-Would you? -Of course we could. Yes.

Then only if you don't mind.

No, not a problem at all.

Well, she's just in the kitchen over there. Right there.

Let's go. Let's give the chef our compliments.

-But… -Go, go. Just go.

-I just had another question, wait! -Emel. Emel.

This way.

-Did she drop that? -I think she dropped it.

I think it's Nedret's.

Hi, sis? Um, these people have something to tell you.

Oh, okay, hi.

Um, was something missing?

We just wanted to say bravo. Really delicious.

You know, we've traveled a lot,

but never really tasted food this good before.

Oh, thank you so much.

We just wanted to come here and applaud you. Bravo.

That's so…

She's touched.

So moved.

It's nice when you can meet the chef.

Hi, I think you dropped this earlier.

-Oh, did I? -Yes.

-Thanks. Thank you. -You're welcome.

Gülten.

"Don't think I'm afraid of loneliness."

"I love you two very much."

Oh God.

Come on, Mom.

Did you read it?

Sure did.

Oh, my God.

You know, we stood Mehtap up at the registry office.

-Sort of rude. -I know, but…

we can still go tomorrow.

Uh-huh. Yeah. If that's what you want.

No, it would be for you, really.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

What should we do?

Hey, Miss Nezahat.

Time to put your best dress on.

-No, why? -Get up. Come on.

-Let's put on some makeup too. -What's going on you two? Tell me.

-Sit down, sit down. Shh! -All right!

-What are you doing? Tell me. Stop. -Shh!

Just let me die here.

"Just let me die here."

-What are you doing? -I'm gonna put a little of this on you.

-Do it, do it. Yeah, like that. -Like that?

-You should smile. -Not too much, now.

-Oh, you look beautiful. -Now should we give you some duck lips?

Should I put some on here too, Gülten?

Sure, just don't do too much. We still want to see her eyes.

-Oh. -Oh, my.

-Let me see your lips. -You look pretty.

It was the first time I'd gotten dressed up in a long time.

I even put lipstick on,

just to make them happy.

And now breathe out.

Ah.

Silence.

Nothingness.

I'm not seeing any gates, Master.

Stay in meditation mode!

Bülent, can I have the mic, please?

Careful.

-Hi. -What's going on?

Hi, good evening.

Hello, everyone.

Uh…

my sister and I would like to say a few words.

We have someone very wonderful and special with us tonight.

Oh.

Finally, the surprise part.

So this very special woman,

years ago,

when nothing was even here yet,

proposed to a very special man.

Oh! Avni, look.

And then these two young lovers

built this beautiful hotel from the ground up,

even the garden you're sitting in now.

That's very beautiful.

And then they got married, and the two of us were born.

I mean me and my sister, Nedret.

I'm sure she'll talk about me soon.

My sister and I found out that the deed to this hotel

was registered in our names.

So we decided we'd sell the hotel.

It's a beautiful place, but selling?

It's a beautiful place. What a shame.

Uh.

we were bored here,

and we thought we could sell the hotel

and use the money to make our dreams come true.

But our mother was very upset.

She even wrote me and my sister some letters.

-Oh. -We shouldn't read them now.

They're much too sentimental. We don't want to bore you.

You read them?

-Go on, sis. Go ahead. -Yeah.

Maybe I'll just read a few little parts.

A letter? Who cares about a letter?

Uh, let me see now.

-Skip those, yeah. -I'll skip emotional parts.

There are a lot of emotional parts.

Oh, here's something.

Um, "This place is our home."

"The place your father and I dreamt of."

"But the two of you are free birds."

"My birds."

Wherever you decide to go…

Oh, God. Come on, give it back.

My sister's so sentimental. Ahem.

"Wherever you decide to go,

I will always be there for you and be there to support…"

"And be there to support you."

Oh, I've got something in my throat.

-Okay. -My point is, this is our home.

Uh, we want you to know that this town is our home

and that you're part of our family.

We're never going to give up on our home, and we're not selling the hotel.

The tours will continue and the restaurant will stay open.

Long live the Blue Moon.

Those idiotic fools!

Ah!

Is this really true, girls?

Oh!

Oh, I'm so relieved!

Did you really think we'd leave you, Mom?

I'm bringing out the cake now.

Nedret!

Isn't this great?

Gülten?

Kaan, I know your heart's broken.

And I know that you're upset about what I said, sweetheart.

But, oh, I mean…

Mehtap.

Tiny girl.

You were going to be my sister.

I know you're upset, and I know it's my fault, but…

…I've decided I want to stay here.

Turns out I'm not in love with you.

-How can you even say that after…? -Shh.

Please, Kaan. Don't say anything more.

This is hard enough already.

-What's going on? -Is she stupid or what?

Nedret.

Kaan, turns out that I am my own soulmate.

And I know that you probably feel like shouting right now.

I accept all your emotions.

Everything is a part of the journey

and part of the experience.

I'm so sorry, my Rock Spirit.

Take care of yourselves.

Mr. Kaan…

…are you all right?

This must all just be some kind of prank, right?

Oh, Mrs. Nezahat.

Listen to me, I know you're a smart woman…

Just leave me alone, Kaan.

-Excuse me? -Don't you see?

I've been aware of everything from the start.

I'm never gonna be your girlfriend, darling.

Be sensible and just stop.

Stop fantasizing about us, young man.

Platonic love is better. Now go live your life.

What the hell?

What? What does she mean by platonic love?

Mr. Kaan. Mr. Kaan.

Wait.

They have no idea what kind of mistake they're making.

Let's just get out of here, Mr. Kaan.

They were never going to sell it to us.

This hotel is mine.

And the girls are mine too. This whole town is mine.

Everything is mine.

Because I am the chosen one.

I will not lose.

That's enough now.

We lied to everyone here, Mr. Kaan,

I mean, they think you and I are siblings. They think you're an alien.

Don't you feel bad that you tricked a grown man into believing you're E.T.?

All these lies we've told to buy this hotel.

I can't do it anymore.

Great.

You weren't doing a goddamn thing anyway.

Stupid, stupid, ignorant fools.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. All right.

Ah. Ah.

Ömer, my friend.

Stop.

Don't you dare call me your friend, man.

Shame on you, Mr. Kaan.

So you tricked me, is that it?

Oh, no, no, no, not at all.

Maybe I lied a little bit, at the beginning, I mean…

But when they abducted me, it was clear.

-Fuck you! -Huh?

Ömer.

I am…

I'm the chosen one, okay?

We all know that.

There's just one little, mini, tiny thing left to do.

And then it will be very clear that I… I am your alien.

Do not touch me.

Don't, man.

I'm gonna tell you something.

You could never be something as special as an alien.

You never had what it takes.

You're just a boring old human.

Ömer…

You selfish jerk.

Nebahat was right about you.

What a shame.

Man,

because of you, I kidnapped a woman old enough to be my grandma.

Even put a collar around her neck.

It's a damn shame.

Ömer, Ömer, Ömer, Ömer.

Ömer, Ömer, wait.

Ömer, I'm-- I'm the chosen one! It's me!

Goddamn it. They're all…

Miss Hidayet?

Please forgive me.

Sorry.

Kaan played a dirty trick on me.

Please try not to take it personally. Let me just untie you.

I'm done with all this alien stuff anyway.

It's enough. It's enough already.

I mean, am I responsible for saving the human race?

-No, that's not my job. -True.

I'm so sorry if I hurt your hands. Let me kiss them.

Mm-hmm. It's all forgiven. These things happen.

I'm so sorry. We've all been talking behind your back.

We're so ignorant.

It's all right.

We can talk about it some more later over a tea,

dear Miss Hidayet.

Good night.

What's happening?

We've worked too hard to get caught. Let's get the jewels and go.

All right, let's go.

You're the only thing I want to devote my life to now.

-Ömer. -Just you.

I don't know how, but would you like to dance?

Uh, you're crazy.

All right, one more time.

Say, "oh."

Breathe in.

Oh.

-Welcome. -Hi. Thank you, Miss Nezahat.

Please help yourselves to some food at the buffet.

-Are you guys hungry? -Thank you very much. We will.

-Please, go ahead. -Come on.

Sir, I don't see Hidayet anywhere.

It's all pretty calm. Just a normal party.

I think that gentleman over there is in charge of the rings.

Oh, yes, he is.

Come on, dance!

-Yeah! -Oh…

Where is everyone?

They all wanted to hear the music.

Oh…

-Master, the dimensional gate didn't open. -Fuck the dimensional gates.

Everyone!

I can't look away!

Kaan was…

well, he was sort of…

He was butt naked.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Hey, everyone.

Listen up.

It's time now.

I wanted to show you my true self

because you won't see anything like it anywhere else.

-What if we don't want to see it? -Get the fuck out of here!

Ömer, why don't we hear the young man out?

Miss Nebahat. Nebahat.

You've always had very good energy.

Why don't you let me lick you?

You asshole!

What is going on?

He licked me. He licked me.

-He licked me! -Hey, don't run away! Come back!

Wait, just…

-Why is he licking everyone? -Why do you think, Nedret?

Oh, God! No!

Come and lick me too! Let's see if you lick me, man!

What in the heavens?!

People are getting licked!

He's definitely gonna lick!

What's happening, Gülten?

He was running around, shaking his junk.

Well, go on and catch him.

Sir, he keeps licking people. How can I catch him?

That's how I ran in your village, Rainbow.

I remember, honey!

Hey, stop! Hey, I'm talking to you!

I was gonna grab him from behind.

But if I had,

you know, I worried…

I worried it might look inappropriate.

Asshole!

Oh! Ah!

He's gonna lick!

Come here. Lick me. Yes, yes.

Come here!

You're so horny, Emel.

Stay over here!

Save yourselves!

Ah!

Cut the power, now.

Do it.

As I looked at the fireworks, I suddenly heard people shout,

"Demons are here!"

Demons!

My cake!

Everything was ruined!

It's coming this way!

Should we stall it? Go! Shoo!

Boo! Hidayet, you witch.

I've got you now.

Got you!

People were terrified.

They were running everywhere, screaming, "Oh!" Like that.

-What is it? -Demon!

A drone.

Goddamn it.

The dimensional gate.

Whoo!

I looked up and we locked eyes.

Not with Mr. Kaan.

With the thing. You know, his thing.

It hit Idris right on his face.

Ugh. I can't think about it.

My hands and feet haven't stopped shaking since that night.

He couldn't eat for two days, you know.

I've become the laughingstock of the town. It got me right in the face.

Maybe it was some kind of rebellion.

His body was naked, but his soul was crying.

-I'm scared of being naked now. -I'm sure that must be horrible, man.

But at least we got him.

Yeah. But how?

How we got him…

He touched me everywhere.

He just kept coming, and I pushed him away, splashing him.

Goddamn it, you bastard!

You won't keep this part in, will you?

It's so humiliating. Please cut it.

Cut this part out.

I'm one of them. I'm an alien.

Tonight, a dimensional gate will open up, but don't be afraid.

Just share this video with your friends.

First, he said he was an alien online.

Soon after that, he jumped naked into a crowd of partygoers.

With his video now getting millions of views, Kaan Ünal has created chaos.

KAAN ÜNAL CLAIMING TO BE ALIEN WAS CAUGHT NAKED

Oh…

Oh, yes.

Are you really an alien?

Yes! I'm an alien!

They put Kaan in the mental hospital.

Turns out he lost his mind. I don't blame him for anything now.

Do aliens really exist?

He thought he was a Reptilian.

It's sad. I can't believe we didn't see it.

That he was unwell.

He showed up naked and started running around.

It was all so sudden, so quick, we didn't know what to do.

-He went nuts. I don't know. -All right, guys, come on.

It's not kind to speak ill of someone who's lost their mind.

Don't do it, it's not nice. He went insane. What else is there to say?

-He said he was the chosen one. -This way.

-Ugh! -Who are all of you?

And how are you connected to this?

Give us a statement.

They weren't one single person. There were three of them.

-At least one of them must've been good. -That's right.

I mean, at least one of them could have said what they were doing was wrong.

-But they just didn't. -No, they didn't.

-Three of them. -What happened?

-Just a few more questions! -How did they do it?

They are the first triplets from Amasya.

My commander's a smart man. He figured it all out.

It's true, he did. He's good at this kind of thing.

So, what they do is, they find weddings and engagement parties to show up at,

and then they steal whatever they can.

Gold, purses, wallets, and then they vanish.

But we finally got her. Hidayet.

It turns out Kaan came here to buy the hotel from us.

Kaan thought that he could trick us and then get the hotel.

Mehtap told us.

I told them everything from the beginning. Who we were and why we were there.

Maybe they were a little bit nuts, but they're all such nice folks.

I couldn't do it.

We didn't give away our hotel

because the energy of our family protected us from the lunatics.

And our home was saved in the end.

Hug me too, you guys.

This incident was a huge reminder to us about how important our sanity is,

and how precious our experiences are.

Yeah.

So Avniş and I decided to start traveling the world.

With any luck, Erdek will be our first stop.

Now we're united, so we decided that the three of us

are gonna renovate the hotel and change it around a little bit.

Turns out Nebahat's family is rich, and they're gonna invest in us.

-Ooh. -We're not going anywhere!

-Blue Moon Hotel! Whoo-hoo! -We're staying!

We're not giving our hotel to lunatics!

From now on, we're gonna be careful about our guests.

Kaan? We were incredibly sorry to hear about him.

A real shame.

He's just a young guy. Totally confused.

Yes, it's so awful.

Yeah.

I think this is the problem with the new generations.

They don't have a solid foundation.

I don't know.

It's so wild that you're interviewing us

just because he went viral after that one video.

Incredible.

How do people even believe in this stuff?

It's mind-boggling to me. Just mind-boggling.

They don't believe me.

They don't see them.

They don't hear them.

Except I know they're here.

I can feel them.

Hiding among us.

No, no.

I'm not the one that drove Kaan crazy.

He was already predisposed.

And I mean, I don't really believe in this alien stuff anymore.

It's all just nonsense.

And I've got something better.

I finally found love.

I felt a bit sorry for the guy.

He might've been right.

They do have the capacity to erase people's memories.

So maybe they are among us.

Come on now, Nebahat.

She's only saying that to scare you.

Such a joker.

Maybe they're just waiting for the right time to show you.

What the hell? Oh, my God!

Help! Help! Run!

Run, man!