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PLATONIC BLUE MOON HOTEL

When Kaan appeared, I was mesmerized by his aura,

and I was enraptured and fascinated by the splendor

of his universal blue cosmic energy.

I immediately felt that unmistakable vibration of attraction.

There he was, standing in front of me in his blue shirt,

wearing a blue bracelet,

surrounded by his beautiful blue aura.

It couldn't be clearer. The signs were there.

And then we locked eyes together.

He could see right through me.

I know he saw it.

I know he felt it too.

You're here.

Yeah. Sorry I'm late. I got a little delayed.

You're not late. You're here.

I'm here.

And he's here for me.

That's what he was saying.

He said, "I heard you calling me, and now I am here."

That's what he said.

Yes, I knew that you were coming.

Well…

yeah, because I made a reservation.

Ah, girls, you haven't offered Mr. Kaan a drink.

Go get him some water.

I'll do my best to explain.

Oh, those sexy eyes.

His hair, his shoulders.

And that neck.

Mm, I start to sweat just thinking about it.

There was my destiny, standing right in front of me.

Ooh, the excitement had paralyzed me. I couldn't move.

I could see he was attracted to me.

Pleased to meet you.

Okay, well…

I could see that he was burning with passion, he wanted me so much.

Our bodies were overcome with lust.

Is it really hot in here, or is it just me?

Whew. My whole body's starting to sweat.

Oh, I'm starting to feel pretty wet myself.

Thank you, universe.

Thanks.

Ah.

-May it bring you healing. -Enjoy it.

Ha! Okay, girls, why don't we let Mr. Kaan go to his room and settle in.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

I'm fine, thank you. You're so charming.

I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it, but I was surprised.

Who's he calling charming?

I'm old enough to be his mother. Can you believe it?

-Can you tell me, where's my room? -This way, please.

-Thanks. Good night. -Ömer, bring the gentleman's luggage.

The room is clean and your bed's made up.

And when you open the windows, there's a lovely fresh breeze.

If you're feeling hungry or thirsty, uh,

please feel free to help yourself in the kitchen.

Thank you very much.

I love it. This room is just absolutely perfect.

This room has a very special and beautiful energy.

I can feel that it likes you.

We have a twin hot tub downstairs. Really hot.

Steaming hot.

Uh, that's enough now, girls.

I hope you enjoy your evening. You can visit the rest tomorrow.

I'd love to, especially if you give me a personal tour.

Uh, maybe.

Or maybe one of my daughters will accept.

-We'll sort it out. -Thank you.

-Come on, girls. -May your sleep bring you peace.

Sweet dreams, Mr. Kaan.

Out. Get out. Go.

What are you…

Oops, it fell.

Uh…

Yeah.

Good evening, I'm Kaan.

Hmm.

That's news to me.

Whatever you say.

Don't worry, he's harmless.

-Tired? -Um…

Hmm?

Yeah, somewhat.

That's normal.

Ömer, time to go.

I'll leave that way.

Don't catch cold.

Good evening.

-Hmm. -Good night.

What are you girls up to, huh?

What's all this whispering and gawking and smiling?

Off to your bedrooms.

-Scoot, Nedret. -I'm going!

Go on.

What's wrong? Is there a problem? Something wrong with the bed?

No, not at all. It's just that by providing us with ironed bedsheets,

it seems to send the message that you don't accept us as we are.

And that means that we won't sleep well tonight.

Well, uh, I'll ask my mom not to iron your sheets anymore.

We'd really appreciate it.

What's with Rainbow?

She felt some negative energy coming from there.

She's offering the wardrobe her empathy.

Huh. Empathy.

-Come sit with us, Sweet Soul. -Thanks.

Listen, I really don't want to take up much of your time,

but I have a question to ask.

I'm pretty sure I got a very clear sign this evening,

but I wanted to run it by you first.

Um, so do you think it's possible that Mr. Kaan could be my soulmate?

I saw a lot of good omens.

We are already with our soulmates.

They are with us everywhere, always, in every possible dimension.

Yes, I know that.

I understand that we are together across every dimension, but we don't remember.

In fact, we inhabit completely different bodies in each separate dimension.

For example, Rainbow is my husband in another dimension.

Hmm. So, shall we tell her?

Okay, if you want to.

Mr. Mahmut from the workshop, have you met him?

I think so.

Well, he's our pet cat in another dimension.

Meow.

We just haven't told him yet. Go ahead, tell her.

He's a big, playful tabby cat.

Meow.

Fascinating. Wonderful.

These things, they just happen.

It will come to you.

I'm not sure how much we can actually tell you, or how you could comprehend.

-Mm-hmm. -Um…

So, any idea about what I should do now?

You have to be patient.

You'll understand all of it after tomorrow's session.

Tomorrow, okay.

Sleep freely.

-Sleep freely. -Sleep freely.

Uh, Gülten? What are you doing?

I was bringing him a snack.

Some pineapple and honey to sweeten his evening,

and because it's an aphrodisiac.

What's it to you? It's customer service.

-Hey, girls! -This late at night?

Oh! Who the hell was that?

Oh, the guy's so handsome.

I had to leave because Avni was really starting to get upset!

Is that so? It's my destiny. He's mine.

Well, I believe he's my soulmate, so we'll see.

Soulmate, my ass. He's here for me, understood?

Gülten, there have been signs.

I'd say, um, let the universe decide.

Events will unfold, and time will tell us who or what he came for.

It's the mystery of life.

We must respect his path and this journey--

How about this for a sign?

Hands off, sister. He's all mine.

I sense a lot of tension in the air. We have to liberate ourselves from--

-I said, he's mine! Start believing that. -Gülten, calm down. Girls, stop fighting.

That's enough of your nonsense. I've had it. Move aside.

The girls were fighting because of Kaan.

True, the guy is very handsome.

And, you see, well, Nedret, she's what you might call petite.

Whereas Gülten, mmm… she's kind of the opposite.

A real woman's figure, not at all like Nedret.

She's not his type.

To be honest, I'm more his type.

I saw him checking me out.

Emel, for God's sake, what are you talking about?

Hmm.

You're making too much noise. Go to your rooms.

-You're right. -Mom, one second.

Do you remember the night service at the five-star hotel?

Well, I was taking him food for bedtime.

Does this look like a five-star hotel to you?

-And what's with this pineapple and honey? -Nezahat, listen to me.

I need some night service myself. Pineapple's a strong aphrodisiac.

-Out of my way. Step aside. -Gülten, don't do it.

-Housekeeping! -Stop it!

-Mashallah. -He doesn't need pineapple.

-Oh, what a beautiful body. -What's going on?

Mr. Kaan, so sorry to disturb you.

My daughters, uh, they brought you some snacks.

I'll just leave them here.

-That's very kind. -Good night.

-Gülten, it's time to go now. -My body's starting to sweat again.

Gülten, let's go. Emel, what do you think you're going?

-Time to go. Let's go. -I put some honey on it.

-Good night. -That's it girls, leave him be.

I'm terribly sorry.

Uh, I'm really so very sorry for the disturbance, Mr. Kaan.

Please, there's no need to apologize, ma'am.

To be honest, yes, I was going to go to sleep, but…

Ma'am, and please excuse me if I'm overstepping here,

but you need some rest.

Those beautiful eyes of yours are looking tired.

Beautiful eyes?

You're very kind, but I'm afraid my eyes aren't beautiful anymore.

Ah, those days are long gone.

Oh, don't say that. But, I get it.

I understand.

I'm sure that working in this hotel has been exhausting.

You should really start thinking about yourself.

You need to rest.

You're right, working in the hotel is tiring.

But I really don't mind because I love my little Blue Moon.

Of course, I understand. But you know…

you have to learn to love yourself too.

Uh, yeah.

Good night sir.

Sweet dreams.

What are you up to?

-Good night. -Get out!

-Good night. -My apologies.

-Out! -Sweet dreams.

All of you, I'm losing my patience.

What's gotten in to you all?

-Good night. -Good night.

Nedret, just drop it, okay?

It'll be best for you.

Look at those biceps.

Body of a beast.

Reptilians.

Hi, beautiful.

Ugh!

Tsk.

Gülten? What are you doing?

Mom, I've got a very important decision to make.

Kaan will be up very soon, and I'll make him a Turkish coffee.

-But I don't know which cup to choose. -You look dressed for a wedding.

It'll soon be time for my own wedding.

Mom, don't make me laugh. It'll ruin my lips.

Your lips seem all right to me.

How many times do I have to explain, Mom?

These are basic makeup rules.

Women with big lips don't open their mouths. Watch me.

You see? Thin.

And now…

-You see what I mean? -I see.

So, uh, where's your sister?

I don't know. Outside hugging trees or something weird.

Welcome the new day.

-Welcome the new day. -Welcome the new day.

Let the sun's energy penetrate my orifices.

Let the sun's energy penetrate my orifices.

Fill my body with your warmth.

Fill my body with your warmth.

Make me erect and embrace me.

-Make me erect and embrace me. -Make me erect and embrace me.

Flow inside me.

-Flow inside me. -Flow inside me.

Bring me happiness.

-Bring me happiness. -Bring me happiness.

Thank you both.

That was so good. I feel so much better now.

What is that smell? It smells really good. What is it?

That's me. I'm wearing my new special perfume.

-Ah. -It's a beautiful scent.

But you mustn't let it block out your natural body odor.

It's important.

-Smell is very important. -Yes.

Oh my God.

What the hell's that smell?

Oh, my back.

My back.

Oh.

Let us celebrate together this morning.

Let us embrace the new day.

Embrace.

Well, well.

His body seems unnaturally flexible.

He moves a lot like a lizard.

How interesting.

-Ah, Mehtap. -Mr. Kaan?

Listen carefully.

We've closed the deal on the land just behind the hotel, right?

-Yes, we signed it long ago. -Okay, great.

There's also a teahouse and a couple of crappy shops.

We have to get them too once we've closed the hotel deal.

I know this whole area is completely dead, but I think real estate will boom.

I'm sure it will, Mr. Kaan. I'm sure it will.

You know what?

People here stare at strangers like we're aliens. It's really odd.

What about the hotel? The mother is difficult?

No, she's not that difficult. She's an ordinary, nice country woman.

It's the daughters who are weird.

What do you mean weird?

I don't know exactly. They keep staring at me.

Anyway, I'm just gonna spend three days here, max.

And by then, I'll find a way to get the mother to sell the hotel.

Then I'll be back.

And by the way, Mehtap,

you keep chasing after that restaurant, okay?

Talk to you later. Take care.

Mr. Kaan and me?

We have a close working relationship,

but it remains strictly professional between us.

He said, "take care."

I never, ever imagined that he would speak to me like that.

We work together, that's all. It's professional.

Professional.

Good morning.

-Morning. -Would you like to hug a tree with us?

Thanks, but no, thanks.

I'm gonna do my workout while I'm still warm from my run.

Do you speak with your muscles, my friend?

No, I don't.

If you speak to your body, you'll get much better results.

-Would you like me to show you? -No, I'm okay, thank you.

I'll just do my thing. Maybe later, my friend.

Okay.

This hotel's full of lunatics.

Perfect, just perfect.

Better do it this way then.

Ah!

Concentrate.

One. Two.

Good morning.

Good morning?

Do you ever sleep, young man?

Uh… yeah.

You seem very flexible.

-What, really? -Extremely.

-Thank you. -Where are you from?

Uh, Istanbul.

I mean, where are you really from?

I'm really from Istanbul.

You don't come from higher up?

You mean like Tekirdağ?

No, I mean much further up.

You mean the clouds?

I don't know.

-Right. -Shh!

Um, see you later.

Have a nice day.

Relax, focus.

Good morning.

You know, I'm his wife.

I'm sorry, what?

A lot of people think I'm his daughter because I'm so young and pretty,

but I'm his wife.

Okay, got it. Understood.

Having someone as handsome as my Avni staying at the hotel

was a real moment of excitement for all the residents, not just the girls.

I'm not gonna lie.

Dear God, let it be him.

Gülten, darling, I can't keep up with all the work.

Making the beds, preparing the meals and everything.

I need you to help me.

Not today. My destiny awaits me, Mom. I can't just waste my time in the kitchen.

So I'll do everything on my own. I'll do it all by myself.

I'll just keep on working till it kills me.

Don't say that. Today is a good day. Don't jinx it, okay?

Oops! Lipstick.

A little kiss with this for you.

And I'm off. Wish me luck, Mom.

Hey, Gülten, have you seen Mr. Kaan?

The guy was hot as hell.

Yeah, he was in pretty good shape.

He had the body of Apollo.

It was as if the wind had kissed his hair.

-How can I-- Uh… -How can I put it? Mm.

-A gift from the universe. -Wonderful.

-Um… -He was fabulous.

Ooh

Look at that spinal cord.

There's no way a normal human being

could ever have a body as flexible as that.

Does he have a towel in his room, my Prince Charming?

Housekeeping.

Housekeeping.

Hello?

We received the restaurant photos,

but we don't know which one to make an offer on.

We haven't been able to decide.

I'll take a look.

You know, honestly,

I prefer the bigger of the two.

I mean, obviously, there's room for improvement.

But, in my opinion, that's exactly what I'm looking for.

He's talking about us. About me.

And by the way, you know that good food is really important to me.

So if the big one has got what it takes, then I'm in.

He said he's in.

I can be a good cook.

What about the whole Blue Moon situation?

Are you going to be able to make it work?

Listen, I'm going to make this happen.

I'm not leaving until she accepts my offer.

But I don't want to move too fast. I want to take it easy.

I don't want to scare her. Understood?

Understood.

I can't believe it. This man wants to get married.

Oh!

Dear God, dear God, thank you, thank you so much--

Oh-- Ah! Housekeeping!

Mr. Kaan, I brought you some fresh towels, just in case.

I see you have some.

But I wish you didn't.

Pardon me?

Nothing.

Wow. Your Adam's apple.

It's so big.

Anyway, I'll just leave you these towels. I'll leave them here.

You might need some new ones. I'll put them here.

Oh…

Hmm.

Oh!

How many do you…

Whoa, that's perfect.

Oh.

Uh-- Oh!

Mom!

Get out of the way.

Okay…

-Help me, Mom! -What's going on, Gülten?

-Pişi. -Pişi?

Yes, Turkish fried bread. How do you make it?

-You'll need flour. -So, where can I find it?

Over there.

Flour.

Okay, and what else do I need?

-Oil. -Okay. Where is it?

On the shelf.

-I'm a very good cook, right, Mom? -Yes, you're very good.

-Yeah, I'm good. -Gülten?

-You're gonna smell of oil. -I want to smell of oil.

A woman's perfume is oil.

Flour is her foundation.

And butter is her blush.

And the kitchen fan is her blow-dryer.

Mwah.

-Enjoy your meal. -Thank you.

They prepared it for you.

Yeah. Very kind of them.

Enjoy your food.

Thank you.

Mm.

Thank you, my dear…

Would you like a bite?

I beg your pardon?

Pişi?

Uh, no. Um, I won't have a bite. I'm not hungry. Thanks anyway.

But they're so soft and plump.

Um, it's just that it would be a bit too much for me to digest

this early in the morning, you know?

I think you can handle anything.

Oh, we were both so excited, we were talking nonsense.

I'll have one then.

-Don't be shy. -One's fine.

-Have some more. -Thank you very much.

-I'll leave them here. -It's okay.

Whoa!

My name is Gülten Aktas.

You've heard about libido? Well, mine's the bee's knees.

Hmm.

Mom? Is everyone already at breakfast?

Yes, Nedret.

Your sister is busy. Can you help me, please?

Avni, darling, you have to be careful about your diet from now on.

Take care of your body.

Sweetie? Nedret!

Some water.

-Hey, sis? -What?

Were you cooking this morning?

Uh, yeah. I wanted to help Mom out with breakfast.

We all know that you're no help. Everyone knows that you can't cook.

I was surprised because you haven't cooked in a long time,

and because I've got my workshop, I was worried about Mom.

Don't worry about Mom, sis.

What is it?

Things are fine between us, right?

Mm-hmm.

I don't want these feelings

and these recent events to come between us.

Ah, Nedret.

Nothing could come between us, baby.

Oh! That's true love.

Sweet Soul is awake.

Aren't they cute?

Okay, it's time for me to go.

What's that smell?

You noticed?

It's my true essence. See you later.

Such a gang of losers.

Oh, flirting.

Oh.

Water.

Uh, excuse me.

But could I trouble you for some water?

Please, some water?

Come on, I just--

Seriously, I just need some water, please.

-Water? -Mm.

Could you ask the lady to bring me some water, please?

You want water? That's a surprise.

He wants water, but just ignore him.

Whatever.

Um…

Uh…

Hmm.

Well, you cannot deny the sexual tension between us.

Good morning, Mrs. Aktas, how are you?

Ah, good morning. Is there anything you want?

I'm preparing the menu for tonight. Is there anything you'd like?

For tonight, don't worry about me. I'll have whatever there is.

Honestly, there's no need to go out of your way for me.

Could I bother you for a glass of water, please?

But I thought Gülten was taking care of your order?

I wanted to say hello anyway.

Oh. Let me get you a glass.

There you go.

Oh.

You have such a beautiful hotel.

There's a homey, old-fashioned atmosphere.

And at the same time, it feels modern. Just like its owner.

My late husband and I, we built the Blue Moon together.

That was a long time ago now.

Back in those days, there was nothing like it, you know?

Anyone else would have sold long ago and used the money for themselves.

That's impossible. This is my home. I'll never sell it.

Hmm.

Naturally, I couldn't imagine you selling this place,

but you have to admit, it needs a lot of work and renovations.

A lot of money.

Yes, that's true.

I've nowhere near that money to do the renovations.

And what is that odor?

It smells like humidity and damp and old wooden floorboards.

What was he talking about? He kept on contradicting himself.

One moment he'd praise, and the next he'd criticize.

This place is not exactly a tourist hot spot,

so business isn't easy.

But at the same time, it has a certain charm.

The old, decrepit look can also be appealing.

I don't know what it is, but I really like it.

-Hmm. -You don't say.

-I know. -Well, then thanks for the compliments.

Mm…

If you don't mind me asking, how did you find us?

Honestly…

And we need to actually keep this between us…

-I'm going through depression -Oh.

And I noticed that photography has become a healing activity for me.

And that's why I've been desperately looking for somewhere

to take beautiful photos.

And one day, I found you on the Internet.

That's strange. We don't do any advertising.

Fate, I guess.

I know I shouldn't be prying,

but why's a young man like you depressed?

Um, I don't want to go into the details, but the thing is…

there are certain moments in your life when you lose your inspiration.

And it's extremely difficult to find it again.

You must accept to make changes.

You have to push yourself to discover new, thrilling things to do.

Different people, different places, activities to escape your routines,

because otherwise,

it's like staring at the walls of the same hotel room forever.

A man like you needing more excitement and thrills?

Take, for example, um, you, Nezahat.

Haven't you ever thought of looking for new thrills?

No, never. Not me. Gülten!

Gülten, come here. I need a favor.

Will you please give Mr. Kaan a tour of the hotel?

-You're asking me? -Uh-huh.

Well, of course.

Mm-hmm. Follow me.

Thank you.

-Sure. -This way.

Back there was the kitchen. You already know that.

-Mm-hmm. -And this is the main lounge.

We haven't been introduced properly.

-Mm-hmm. -My name is Kaan.

And I'm Gülten.

Um, you're Mrs. Aktas's eldest daughter.

Yes, but actually, I'm not that older. People often think we're twins.

Uh…

Uh…

Let's continue.

There's more to visit down this way.

If you want, we can go together.

Over here, we have some flame vine.

Nice. Very nice.

So how many rooms do you have in the hotel?

-There are nine rooms. -Nine?

-Mm-hmm. -Not that many.

But I imagine that business is slow. It must be difficult to make ends meet.

Yes, but you see, my Mom…

I've been asking her to sell for a long time, but…

Mm-hmm. She's not a young woman anymore. She must be tired.

Yes, and she doesn't have that many muscles.

I beg your pardon?

Uh, I mean, she's getting old.

However, I'm sure I can convince her. She'll listen to me.

Yeah? Good to hear.

-Oh! -Oh! Oh! Are you all right?

-I'm fine. Thanks. Sorry. -Are you okay? You sure?

What's this?

It belongs to my sister.

It's one of these strange things she picks up.

She lives in a weird and boring world.

Oh, it doesn't smell good.

-Drop it. Just throw it away. -It smells weird.

Let's go down this way. It smells good down there.

The Turkish word for soulmate is "ruh eşi,"

but what does it mean?

Huh? No answer from anyone?

All right, then, let me explain.

What if I told you that your soulmates

are one and same person

across all of the dimensions of the universe?

And, in fact, what if I told you

that it was the same soulmate you had across your past lives.

-Wow! -Yes, it's true.

Every single one of you has a soulmate.

Maybe even in this class today, you never know.

Or maybe they're in Africa.

But the priority is to be aware in your heart, to feel it.

And how can you be aware of this? How can you feel it deep inside your body?

I have a secret formula to share today.

Odor. Taste and question.

Odoration!

-Odoration… -Odoration.

Odor, taste and ask questions.

You all seem surprised by the odor aspect, right?

Well, let me explain.

How can we recognize our soulmates?

We identify them by their unique odor, their piss.

-Their piss. -Yes, piss!

Their soul piss.

What do animals do?

What do they do to leave their scent?

-They urinate. -They urinate.

They urinate!

And why do they do it?

So that their partners can find them.

And so that they can find their partners too.

Makes sense?

Think about it. This is the first stage.

If the smell is familiar, then you can proceed to the next stage, okay?

İsmet, stand up, please. Up!

Devran, you too, darling, thanks.

Now, approach the other. Closer.

Mm-hmm.

Now, smell each other.

Do it. Smell each other.

Mm-hmm.

Smell.

Good. Is the smell familiar?

No, it isn't.

Okay, sit down, sit down, sit down.

This proves that they're not soulmates.

But you guys, Rainbow and Eventide,

you've already smelled each other, right?

Stand up, please.

It's true, she already smelled my armpits during the dance therapy workshop we had,

and immediately started to cry.

Uh-huh.

I wasn't absolutely sure at first.

-But then you tasted him. -Yes.

So after I had smelled under his armpits, then I decided to taste it.

The taste was also very familiar.

There she was, licking my armpit.

And at the same time, she was crying, poor baby.

Then I looked up and I prepared my question.

So I asked him.

"Are you there?"

And I said, "I am here."

I am here.

Wonderful!

That's enough. Sit down.

Okay, people, listen carefully to me.

No one will leave my workshop without first encountering their soulmate.

This I promise to each and every one of you.

Congratulations, everyone!

You are the light. You are the light!

Odoration.

Odoration.

I had absolutely no idea that we could recognize our soulmates by their smell,

by taste and by questions.

After the workshop, I must admit my curiosity got the better of me,

and I had to attempt it immediately.

Okay…

Oh, jeez, it stinks.

Hello, good evening.

Mr. Kaan, it's room service.

I thought you might like some water.

Sure. That would be great, thank you.

I'll just put it here.

Enjoy your evening.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Have a restful sleep.

Is there something wrong with your neck, Mr. Kaan?

Not really, no.

I think it's a little stiff right now. Probably because of the new bed.

I can come back tomorrow morning

and change the energy of the bed, if you like.

Okay, and how exactly can you do that?

I use my hands.

Mm, so you're, like, one of those who heals with their hands?

Yes, I've had basic Level One training in the practice of the art of Reiki.

If you want, I can…

Right now? Here? Me and you?

-If you like. -You don't have to.

-It's nothing. You don't have to bother. -Let me get that.

Um…

Please, sit down.

-There. -On the bed?

Yes.

Is this your first time then?

Yes, it is.

-I hope I'm not pressuring you? -Not at all. No.

-Let's start up here, shall we? -Sounds good.

Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

Take a deep breath and relax.

Um…

-I think maybe you're a bit tense. -Uh, yeah. Maybe.

But I'm pretty sure my ears are okay.

This will help relax your muscles and release all the tension.

That's it.

Mm. I can sense a lot of accumulated fatigue here.

It's caused by emotional confusion.

Yeah, that's possible.

Ooh.

Mm.

This muscle is filled with sadness.

Seriously?

I'm afraid so, yes.

Why don't we make it happy together?

Um, sure. Um, why not?

I mean, if my muscle wants to be happy, I guess I should…

It wants it. It does.

That smell is definitely familiar.

-Uh, pardon me? -What? Oh, nothing.

I just have one more thing I need to check.

Housekeeping.

-Arms like this? -Mm-hmm.

Does it feel good?

Well, it's definitely interesting, I'd say.

Nedret? Nedret, what are you doing?

-Housekeeping! -Ah!