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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,241 --> 00:00:16,344 And then I said to her, 2 00:00:16,448 --> 00:00:17,586 "Well, if you haven't read Keats, 3 00:00:17,689 --> 00:00:19,103 "then I don't think we're having tea together. 4 00:00:19,206 --> 00:00:20,896 "I mean, what on earth would we talk about?" 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,586 Ow! Isabel, stop. 6 00:00:23,965 --> 00:00:24,862 Keep going. 7 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:26,448 Oh, there you are! 8 00:00:26,551 --> 00:00:27,724 Eating. Again. 9 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:30,965 Do you remember Virginia Larkin from next door? 10 00:00:31,068 --> 00:00:32,862 She's been away at finishing school. 11 00:00:32,965 --> 00:00:34,931 And look, I'm finished. 12 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:37,379 You're wearing pants. 13 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:39,482 Mmm. Er, easier to ride in. 14 00:00:39,586 --> 00:00:40,862 Yes! 15 00:00:40,965 --> 00:00:43,413 Yes, it's all very modern and... odd. 16 00:00:43,517 --> 00:00:45,344 But Virginia comes bearing wonderful news. 17 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:48,517 Her brother Roland has requested your hand in marriage. 18 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:49,965 And which one is he again? 19 00:00:50,068 --> 00:00:51,344 The gimpy leg or the redhead? 20 00:00:51,448 --> 00:00:52,413 Miranda! 21 00:00:52,517 --> 00:00:54,275 Neither. 22 00:00:54,379 --> 00:00:56,241 He's the one that's too good for you. 23 00:00:56,344 --> 00:00:59,172 Please excuse my daughter, Virginia. 24 00:00:59,275 --> 00:01:01,724 Roland is an extraordinary young man. 25 00:01:01,827 --> 00:01:03,413 He's a pillar of the community. 26 00:01:03,517 --> 00:01:06,551 He's socially upstanding with exceptional morals. 27 00:01:06,655 --> 00:01:09,103 He's rich. We're rich. 28 00:01:09,206 --> 00:01:11,413 And why isn't he asking me himself? 29 00:01:11,517 --> 00:01:13,793 Because he's at the Somme, fighting for our country. 30 00:01:14,931 --> 00:01:17,137 With the gimpy one and the redhead. 31 00:01:17,241 --> 00:01:19,379 You'll be married as soon as he returns. 32 00:01:19,482 --> 00:01:20,793 Roll wanted me to give you this. 33 00:01:20,896 --> 00:01:21,965 Oh! 34 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:25,000 Oh! 35 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,103 Oh! 36 00:01:27,206 --> 00:01:29,965 The Larkins are a wonderful family, darling. 37 00:01:31,172 --> 00:01:33,758 When you marry, our estates will combine 38 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:35,275 and we'll practically own this town. 39 00:01:38,172 --> 00:01:40,931 It's everything your father and I could have wanted. 40 00:01:48,827 --> 00:01:50,793 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 41 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 - Are you OK? - What? 42 00:01:55,103 --> 00:01:56,793 - Are you proposing? - No. 43 00:01:56,896 --> 00:01:58,793 Nooo! 44 00:01:58,896 --> 00:02:00,344 Wait, did Mum give you her blessing? 45 00:02:00,448 --> 00:02:01,379 What about the aunties? 46 00:02:01,482 --> 00:02:02,965 Yeah. Yeah. 47 00:02:03,068 --> 00:02:05,724 I mean, I had to promise a whole heap of foot rubs, 48 00:02:05,827 --> 00:02:07,827 but, you know, everyone's on board, so... 49 00:02:09,965 --> 00:02:11,172 So how about it? 50 00:02:12,206 --> 00:02:14,137 You call that a proposal? 51 00:02:14,241 --> 00:02:16,379 Yeah. Yeah, that wasn't quite what I was expecting. 52 00:02:16,482 --> 00:02:17,931 At least it was timely. 53 00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:20,482 I didn't get the offer till I was pregnant - with me third! 54 00:02:20,586 --> 00:02:23,551 Y... You found the ring. 55 00:02:23,655 --> 00:02:25,000 Oh. 56 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,206 Did the ghosts tell you? 57 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:28,448 No! No. No, but it doesn't matter. 58 00:02:28,551 --> 00:02:30,448 It doesn't matter because the proposal's the funnest part. 59 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,241 Aye, even when I was down on me hunkers 60 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:33,655 in a mess of me own making, 61 00:02:33,758 --> 00:02:35,482 being finally asked a question by a man 62 00:02:35,586 --> 00:02:37,448 was a true highlight of me life. 63 00:02:37,551 --> 00:02:40,034 I mean, I was planning a big romantic gesture, 64 00:02:40,137 --> 00:02:41,620 but you... you found the ring! 65 00:02:41,724 --> 00:02:43,862 Yeah. That doesn't matter. You can just do it again. 66 00:02:43,965 --> 00:02:45,655 And just make it, like, super soppy, super cringe. 67 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:48,448 Yes! Yes! Oh! Love you so much. 68 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:49,724 Great, great, great. 69 00:02:49,827 --> 00:02:50,931 Oh, but you can obviously, like, take your time 70 00:02:51,034 --> 00:02:51,965 'cause you hit your head. 71 00:02:52,068 --> 00:02:53,379 So, like, you know, take your time. 72 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:54,896 But not too long, you know? 73 00:02:58,448 --> 00:03:00,034 Oh, dear. 74 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,103 ♪ Honey, I just wanna love you... ♪ 75 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:14,965 Oh, my God. 76 00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:16,310 Are you serious? 77 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:17,413 ♪ I just... ♪ 78 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:19,586 ♪ I won't hesita... ♪ 79 00:03:19,689 --> 00:03:22,689 I'm just so excited for them both! 80 00:03:22,793 --> 00:03:24,206 I never got married myself, 81 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:25,931 but my boyfriend, Dale, said that his weddings 82 00:03:26,034 --> 00:03:27,551 were the best three days of his life. 83 00:03:27,655 --> 00:03:29,379 Now, now. Let's not get carried away. 84 00:03:29,482 --> 00:03:32,068 Sean is simply conducting an entirely predictable land grab. 85 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:33,620 Yeah, I think Kate deserves better. 86 00:03:33,724 --> 00:03:35,931 Like a gold-digger from China. 87 00:03:36,034 --> 00:03:37,413 And dead. 88 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,758 Lord almighty, it's always the same with ye! 89 00:03:39,862 --> 00:03:41,724 You find out a girleen is spoken for 90 00:03:41,827 --> 00:03:43,482 and you're in there making a mess of things. 91 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:44,793 Huh? 92 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:45,862 What she's saying is 93 00:03:45,965 --> 00:03:47,862 you're only interested in married women. 94 00:03:47,965 --> 00:03:49,655 - I don't think that's true. - Yes, it is. 95 00:03:49,758 --> 00:03:52,241 - Anastasia, the socialite. - Yeah... 96 00:03:52,344 --> 00:03:53,931 Mildred, the scullery maid. 97 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,793 Convicts 4 and 5. 98 00:03:55,896 --> 00:03:59,000 Oh, yeah. Hey, mate. Hey, it's Sean from Ramshead here. 99 00:03:59,103 --> 00:04:01,655 Yeah, we got another blockage in the toilet. 100 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:04,413 Sunshine, the cult leader's wife. 101 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:05,827 Me. 102 00:04:05,931 --> 00:04:07,793 Wait, you're married? 103 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:10,862 Not again! Put it away, mate. 104 00:04:10,965 --> 00:04:12,413 Kate's not interested. 105 00:04:12,517 --> 00:04:14,517 Look, we can all agree Sean's not perfect, 106 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:17,068 but he's like a servo sausage roll. 107 00:04:17,172 --> 00:04:19,689 At the end of the day, he's cheap and he fills a hole. 108 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,517 And Joon is like opium to women. 109 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:25,413 Addictive, hypnotic, and, well, stops diarrhoea. 110 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:27,000 - Thank you. - I've seen it. 111 00:04:27,103 --> 00:04:28,586 - I've seen all of it. - Yeah, me too. 112 00:04:28,689 --> 00:04:30,172 Can you put your leg down? 113 00:04:30,275 --> 00:04:31,517 What we're saying is 114 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:34,137 please don't try it on with Kate for all our sakes. 115 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,310 OK, guys. 116 00:04:35,413 --> 00:04:36,689 I won't try. 117 00:04:38,689 --> 00:04:40,068 What was that? 118 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:42,413 What did you say? What did you say? 119 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:43,620 He said something. 120 00:04:43,724 --> 00:04:44,827 What did he say? 121 00:04:44,931 --> 00:04:47,586 No, he said, 'Mormon tie'. 122 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,793 Soon-to-be fiance, I'm home! 123 00:05:05,241 --> 00:05:06,827 Hey. 124 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,310 Hey! 125 00:05:08,413 --> 00:05:09,344 Hey. 126 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:11,517 - What is this about? - Nothing. 127 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:13,448 I'm definitely not trying anything. 128 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:15,965 Oh, my God. 129 00:05:16,068 --> 00:05:17,344 This is it, isn't it? 130 00:05:17,448 --> 00:05:19,586 My thigh? Yeah, it is. 131 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:22,724 It's a proposal scavenger hunt. 132 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:26,137 Ohh! Oh, my God! 133 00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:27,206 What? 134 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:29,965 Oh, my God! 135 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:32,068 OK. OK, don't cry. 136 00:05:32,172 --> 00:05:34,896 Don't cry. You just got a lash tint. OK. 137 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,793 Oh, can you... What are you doing? 138 00:05:36,896 --> 00:05:39,034 I thought you might have missed it, so in case you... 139 00:05:40,931 --> 00:05:42,344 But my... my thigh! 140 00:05:44,655 --> 00:05:45,551 Hi! 141 00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:47,000 Hey! 142 00:05:47,103 --> 00:05:49,172 Hey! Oh, you've had a blowout! 143 00:05:49,275 --> 00:05:50,620 And a bit of threading. 144 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:52,034 - Yeah. - Oh! 145 00:05:52,137 --> 00:05:53,586 You really know your beauty treatments. 146 00:05:53,689 --> 00:05:56,482 Yeah, new misso, she's really into her self-care. 147 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:58,103 Spendy habit. 148 00:05:58,206 --> 00:06:00,275 Yeah, well, Uncle Alfred 149 00:06:00,379 --> 00:06:02,137 put a whole bunch of stuff down the toilet. 150 00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:03,551 - Right. - Incontinence pads. 151 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,206 - Mmm. - There's a lot of them. 152 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:07,758 - We sorted it, though. - Yeah, we did. 153 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:09,758 Yeah, cheers, mate. 154 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:12,275 Sean, why the signs? 155 00:06:12,379 --> 00:06:13,655 Mmm! For Lewis. 156 00:06:13,758 --> 00:06:18,379 I was on a standup and you were out getting... paint. 157 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:19,896 Oh, and your nails. 158 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,068 Yeah. 159 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,965 - Yeah. - Oh! 160 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,448 You thought he was going to propose, didn't you? 161 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:29,724 Oh, yes. 162 00:06:29,827 --> 00:06:31,517 We watched that picture last week. 163 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:33,689 Sick Scottish brain tumour man 164 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:36,310 creates scavenger trail for sad, tragic wife. 165 00:06:36,413 --> 00:06:37,620 What was it called again? 166 00:06:37,724 --> 00:06:39,206 - Yes, it's 'P.S. I Love You'. - Yes. 167 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:41,310 Oh, OK. Here we go again. 168 00:06:41,413 --> 00:06:42,310 Sorry, Lewis. No, no. 169 00:06:42,413 --> 00:06:44,206 It's just the perfectly romantic 170 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:46,620 handwritten treasure hunt signs were for you. 171 00:06:46,724 --> 00:06:49,000 Look, I'm flattered, guys. Really, I am. 172 00:06:49,103 --> 00:06:51,275 But Lucinda's not really into the group thing. 173 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:52,655 I'm trying to be a better man. 174 00:06:52,758 --> 00:06:54,275 - Look. - Oh... 175 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:57,034 - Love the one you're with. - Yep. 176 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:58,965 That's a bummer though, really. -Yes, it's a shame. 177 00:06:59,068 --> 00:07:00,620 Because I love to do the group stuff. 178 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:01,724 Yeah, yeah. 179 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:02,965 People do ridiculous things 180 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:04,413 when they're in love. 181 00:07:04,517 --> 00:07:06,482 Not me, personally. 182 00:07:08,206 --> 00:07:12,413 "Dear Roland, we've had lovely spring weather here at Ramshead. 183 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:14,793 "The flowers are budding..." 184 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:16,172 Ugh, no! 185 00:07:16,275 --> 00:07:18,000 But you told me to tell him of what's been happening. 186 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:19,413 I meant with you, not the farm. 187 00:07:19,517 --> 00:07:21,379 The only buds he wants to hear about are yours. 188 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,413 - Virginia! - How they heave for him. 189 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:24,758 I beg your pardon! 190 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,689 "Dear Roland, 191 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:31,310 "I cannot wait for you to roll in my... grassy thicket." 192 00:07:33,137 --> 00:07:34,689 Girls! Why all the racket? 193 00:07:34,793 --> 00:07:37,586 You'll scare off the eastern brown snakes. 194 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:39,931 I made you some special Anzac biscuits. 195 00:07:40,034 --> 00:07:42,379 - Thank you, Mama. - Thank you, Mrs Munchen. 196 00:07:42,482 --> 00:07:46,379 Miranda was just trying to perk up Roland's... spirits. 197 00:07:46,482 --> 00:07:49,655 Well, be sure to mention our new water closet. 198 00:07:49,758 --> 00:07:51,241 Oh, yes, Mother, 199 00:07:51,344 --> 00:07:53,724 I'll be sure to wax lyrical about our new sewage system. 200 00:07:53,827 --> 00:07:55,551 We're the first in the town to have one. 201 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:57,206 Yet another reason to marry you. 202 00:08:07,344 --> 00:08:08,758 Well, go on. 203 00:08:11,172 --> 00:08:12,379 "Oh, Roland, 204 00:08:12,482 --> 00:08:16,517 "my... my black hole is ready for your love rocket. 205 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:19,379 "Come plunder my planetary rings!" 206 00:08:19,482 --> 00:08:22,344 You'll have to mention Uranus if you're talking about planets. 207 00:08:22,448 --> 00:08:23,586 Virginia! 208 00:08:34,793 --> 00:08:37,793 What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach? 209 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:40,724 I do not know. I mean, maybe... 210 00:08:40,827 --> 00:08:43,034 Maybe there's two of us, right? 211 00:08:43,137 --> 00:08:45,551 Why... why don't you take out a missing persons ad? 212 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:48,965 Or... try the Yellow Pages. I don't know. 213 00:08:49,068 --> 00:08:50,931 Didn't Danny and Sandy 214 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:52,689 experience all that summer lovin' 215 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,689 a-walla-walla-walla-oomph? 216 00:08:54,793 --> 00:08:56,344 Why's he being so mean to her now? 217 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:59,206 Joon, we have watched this film dozens of times now. 218 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,517 Mate, it's simple. You treat her mean, keep her keen. 219 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,103 Dale did it to me all the time. 220 00:09:03,206 --> 00:09:04,896 He used to say Mum was hotter than me. 221 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,517 Just to make me jealous. 222 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:07,862 Didn't he marry her? 223 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,137 Yes. Joon, you don't get it. 224 00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:12,241 Modern women are complicated. 225 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,758 Our self-esteem needs to be fully broken 226 00:09:13,862 --> 00:09:16,068 before we offer ourselves up as mistresses. 227 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:18,379 Treat her mean... 228 00:09:19,448 --> 00:09:21,206 ...keep her keen. 229 00:09:26,793 --> 00:09:29,000 Your calligraphy is terrible. 230 00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:46,103 Oh, no! 231 00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:47,965 Your plumbing's ineffective. 232 00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:54,620 Your tiles are upside down. 233 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:55,724 No, they're not. 234 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:56,896 "No, they're not." 235 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,241 Your voice is annoying. 236 00:10:01,103 --> 00:10:03,620 Hmm! So... 237 00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:06,206 Two weeks and still no proposal. 238 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,827 I'm not worried. 239 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:10,344 Are you worried? Like, I'm not. 240 00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:11,931 Then I'm like, "Oh, are you?" 241 00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:13,379 'Cause... Ah! 242 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:14,448 I've become worried. 243 00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:16,137 There's nothing to be worried about. 244 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,655 He's obviously just completely forgot. 245 00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:18,965 I'm sure he hasn't forgotten. 246 00:10:19,068 --> 00:10:20,965 Yeah, and even if he has, I mean, it's fine. 247 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:22,586 Dale used to forget stuff all the time, 248 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:25,896 like my birthday, how much money he owed me, our safe word... 249 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,034 Hey, you ready to get excited? 250 00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:29,482 Oh! 251 00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:31,172 Hey! 252 00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:33,965 OK, that is definitely 12 long-stem roses. 253 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,517 It's happening! Get ready, everyone. 254 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:38,275 No, it's a rifle. This is the land grab I was worried about. 255 00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:39,551 Arm yourself, Catherine! 256 00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:42,965 Get it? You know, it's for fishing. 257 00:10:43,068 --> 00:10:44,482 Look at that. 258 00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:45,758 - Seriously? - Yeah. 259 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,034 This is your priority? 260 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:49,034 Yeah, you know, we're embracing country living. 261 00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:51,034 What about the other thing on the list, Sean? 262 00:10:51,137 --> 00:10:52,034 Proposal? 263 00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:54,137 Oh, you're so needy. 264 00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:56,275 That's not how it works. 265 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,482 Just because I bought the ring, doesn't mean 266 00:10:58,586 --> 00:11:00,103 I'm, like, instantly gonna pull the trigger. 267 00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:02,137 Pull the trigger? The rod is a decoy. 268 00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:03,241 The rifle's in the box. 269 00:11:03,344 --> 00:11:04,793 But you said you were gonna do 270 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,103 something big and romantic. 271 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:07,896 Yep, mm-hm. And I will, when I'm ready. 272 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 But that's the problem - 273 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,620 when are you ever gonna be ready, Sean? 274 00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:11,965 You weren't ready to move in with me 275 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,310 until I went and got a loan. 276 00:11:13,413 --> 00:11:15,172 You weren't ready to live here until I almost died. 277 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,172 OK, you know what, Kate? 278 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,482 You are the most... 279 00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:19,344 ...impatient person I have ever met. 280 00:11:19,448 --> 00:11:21,344 You never let me make a decision about anything. 281 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,655 It's always just done 282 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:24,827 before I have a chance even to think about it, OK? 283 00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:28,068 So just, you know... back off. 284 00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:32,241 Catherine, the line in the sand has been drawn. 285 00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:33,931 War has begun. 286 00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:35,310 Run. 287 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:40,689 Hello, Ramshead! 288 00:11:47,034 --> 00:11:49,103 You were quite the flapper tonight! 289 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:51,206 Dancing away with the Admiral, 290 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,551 flipping your hair. 291 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:55,137 And what about you with the Captain? 292 00:11:55,241 --> 00:11:56,931 - Twirling. - Whirling. 293 00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:57,931 Hurling. 294 00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:03,448 I think there's something going on between those two. 295 00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:06,000 Absolutely not. They're just gay! 296 00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:08,172 And who wouldn't be gay now that the war is over? 297 00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:09,689 Aye, surely. 298 00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:11,517 Well, perhaps there'll be another Peace Ball. 299 00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:13,206 - Ooh! Yes. - One in the city, maybe. 300 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:16,103 No, no, no. Absolutely not. 301 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:17,379 You've been risky enough, 302 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:18,724 what with all the borders closing. 303 00:12:18,827 --> 00:12:20,724 Don't be such a bore, Mummy. 304 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,000 You've read the papers. 305 00:12:22,103 --> 00:12:23,793 Only servants and soldiers can get the flu. 306 00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:26,482 You're lucky at least one soldier has remained flu-free. 307 00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:29,172 Roland is coming out of quarantine tomorrow. 308 00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:30,586 He is? 309 00:12:30,689 --> 00:12:32,103 That's... 310 00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,206 ...wonderful. 311 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,413 You'll be married as soon as we can arrange everything. 312 00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:39,068 Now, get to bed. 313 00:12:53,827 --> 00:12:56,310 You're terrible at getting engaged. 314 00:12:56,413 --> 00:12:58,551 Oh, why are you being so awful to me? 315 00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:00,620 It's called treat her mean, keep her keen, 316 00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:02,310 a-walla-walla-walla-oomph. 317 00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:04,517 I'm doing it because... 318 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,068 ...because I love you. 319 00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:08,034 What? 320 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:09,275 Since when? 321 00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,172 Since the moment I laid eyes on you. 322 00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:12,655 Very recently. 323 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,241 But that doesn't make it any less meaningful. 324 00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:16,241 Joon, what am I supposed to do with this information? 325 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:17,413 Don't marry Sean. 326 00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:20,413 Somehow die tragically so you can be with me. 327 00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:21,655 My God. 328 00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,137 Otherwise we can't do stuff. 329 00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:24,620 And Gideon says you love doing stuff. 330 00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:26,965 And I...I love doing stuff. 331 00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:29,275 Well, you might be in luck. 332 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:30,965 I mean, 333 00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:33,793 why would Sean want to spend his life with me anyway? 334 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,965 I basically bullied him into staying here 335 00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:38,103 and running a business that he has nil interest in running. 336 00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:39,172 Yeah! 337 00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:40,793 Let's face it - we're incompatible. 338 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,275 Wait. 339 00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:44,896 Does this mean you don't wanna marry Sean? 340 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,103 He's sweet and thoughtful. 341 00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:51,172 And I'm impatient and annoying. 342 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,965 And... I can see ghosts and he can't. 343 00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:56,586 And they are really nice thighs. 344 00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:00,413 Uh... um... 345 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:03,758 You know, this is moving a little bit fast for me. 346 00:14:03,862 --> 00:14:05,310 You know, now that I'm thinking about it, 347 00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:06,793 we're better off as... as friends. 348 00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,344 It's not you. 349 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,517 It's me. 350 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,827 Uh... we're just on two different life paths. 351 00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:13,482 You're on one and I'm not. 352 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,689 - Yeah. - Uh... 353 00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:16,724 Ohh! 354 00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:18,862 - Ohhhh! - Oh. 355 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,586 Oh, I'm being sucked off! 356 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,344 Oh, this is... Oh, this is it! 357 00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:24,103 I-I...oh! 358 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,758 - ♪ If I... ♪ - Ugh, seriously? 359 00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:33,862 ♪ Can't help 360 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,241 ♪ Falling in love... ♪ 361 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,793 Oh, these people! 362 00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:42,965 For the first time, I understand what embarrassment feels like. 363 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,965 Eileen, you were right! 364 00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:48,965 I am only attracted to married women. 365 00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:51,310 Well! Only took you 150 years. 366 00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:53,482 And that treat her mean, keep her keen 367 00:14:53,586 --> 00:14:54,655 a-walla-walla-walla-oomph 368 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,206 works really well. 369 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,758 Tell me about it, stud. 370 00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,517 Dude, we told you not to go there! 371 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:00,586 I didn't go anywhere! 372 00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:02,413 I was right here, flirting with Kate. 373 00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:04,965 And now she's saying that she and Sean are incom... 374 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:07,344 ...incompa-ta-to-to. 375 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,862 I think you mean 'infertile'. 376 00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:11,620 And I'm here to tell you that it doesn't make you any less manly. 377 00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:12,896 She means 'incompatible'. 378 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,275 As in, unable to be happy together. 379 00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:17,517 You know what happens if they break up, don't ya? 380 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,103 Yeah, she dies of sadness, becomes a ghost 381 00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:20,724 and I get a girlfriend for all eternity. 382 00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:30,275 Hey, guys, is that you? 383 00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:31,517 Aye. 384 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,379 Uh, hey, it's me, Sean. 385 00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,758 I mean, obviously you can see me. Um... 386 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,103 So I've been watching hundreds of 387 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,482 these soppy, cringy proposal videos 388 00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,379 with these huge families 389 00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:45,413 just singing and dancing their hearts out. 390 00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:48,241 But I mean, you know Kate and her mum - they're like this. 391 00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:51,517 And my dad died when I was 18 and my mum's... 392 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,517 ...away on a self-discovery shopping trip in Nepal. 393 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,034 And... and we talk to our friends 394 00:15:57,137 --> 00:16:00,137 much less than we talk to you guys. 395 00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:03,413 Kate deserves cringy. 396 00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:05,379 And Kate deserves soppy. 397 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:08,000 And I have kind of half an idea. 398 00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:10,655 Will you guys help me? 399 00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:12,137 - Yes! - Yes, I suppose. 400 00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:13,172 Yes, please. 401 00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:16,379 Um, um... 402 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,068 Just, uh... 403 00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:21,413 Yeah, uh, just type. 404 00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:23,172 Satan! Satan. 405 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,206 - You can do it. - Go on, man. Yeah. 406 00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:33,655 Yes, that's excellent. Next. 407 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:39,275 One more, man. You can do it. 408 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,137 Pat Rafter! 409 00:16:45,517 --> 00:16:48,379 Yed? What is Yed? 410 00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:49,620 I'll fix it. 411 00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:51,206 Eileen, you're reading! 412 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,793 I read 'yed'? 413 00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:01,655 - Yes! - Yes, yes, yes! 414 00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:04,310 Thank you! Thank you. Thank you. Um... 415 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,275 Yes, yes. 416 00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:07,172 Ooh! Oh! 417 00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:08,931 Bravo! 418 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,241 Oh. 419 00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:16,758 It's beautiful, isn't it? 420 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:18,310 Yes. 421 00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:22,275 I never thought I'd say this, 422 00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:24,275 but I'm getting sick of trying on dresses. 423 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,241 Sorry, too tight? 424 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:28,620 No, no. 425 00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:29,724 It's, um... 426 00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:33,586 I'm just... scared. 427 00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:35,620 Of getting married? 428 00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:38,448 I don't know Roland from a bar of Velvet. 429 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:41,206 What if my buds don't, you know... 430 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:43,862 ...heave for him? 431 00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:45,172 You will. 432 00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:46,586 All that physical stuff will come naturally 433 00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:47,965 when you get to know each other. 434 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,655 There's not going to be time, Virginia. 435 00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:51,103 And he's going to expect things. 436 00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:52,551 Oh, relax. 437 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,206 You just need a bit of practice. 438 00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:57,724 Like... like this. 439 00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:10,827 OK, now I really can't breathe. 440 00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:13,275 Me too. 441 00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:29,137 You have no idea how lucky you are, do you? 442 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,172 You spoiled, ungrateful brat. 443 00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:32,206 Oh! 444 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,172 You get to live with your best friend, 445 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:36,793 play with him every day, love him. 446 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,793 Are you crying? 447 00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:43,448 But he could get sick. 448 00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:44,965 Did you know that? 449 00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:48,000 He could die tomorrow and you're just... 450 00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:52,586 You're just here eating jam sandwiches, wasting time. 451 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,965 I didn't realise that you and Roland were so close. 452 00:18:57,068 --> 00:19:00,034 We were opposites, but she was the love of my life. 453 00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:02,379 And I'll always regret never telling... 454 00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,482 ...never telling him. 455 00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:23,517 I need to see her. I need to see her. Stop, stop. 456 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,931 Fix it later. I need to see Virginia. 457 00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:29,034 Don't just stand there. Go and get my coat! 458 00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:33,241 Miranda! Miranda, please. You must conserve your energy. 459 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,655 It's my fault that she's sick, Mummy. I have to... 460 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,655 - I have to apologise. - Well, you can't. 461 00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:38,896 I need to talk to her. 462 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,689 I need to talk to her before the wedding. 463 00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:42,655 - I need to talk to her. - You can't. You can't. 464 00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,965 I can't do this without her. 465 00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,689 The wedding's been cancelled. 466 00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:50,793 Virginia took a turn in the night. 467 00:19:50,896 --> 00:19:51,758 What? 468 00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:53,517 She's gone. 469 00:19:58,275 --> 00:19:59,758 No. 470 00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:02,689 No, no. 471 00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:09,068 So tell him. 472 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,551 Tell him. 473 00:20:12,655 --> 00:20:13,965 You're right. 474 00:20:15,137 --> 00:20:16,344 You're totally right. 475 00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:28,551 And we're nearly there. 476 00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:30,931 And five, six, seven, eight. Final pose! 477 00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:32,965 Oh! That's so great, guys. 478 00:20:33,068 --> 00:20:34,448 You've come such a long way! 479 00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:36,034 That feels good. That's in a good place. 480 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:37,137 I like that. 481 00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:38,551 But how in the blazes 482 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,586 are we gonna get Kate down to the river 483 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,551 without causin' suspicion? 484 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:44,103 Listen, I know it's really tricky, 485 00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:45,793 but we're just gonna be super subtle 486 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,620 and come up with a really convincing reason. 487 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:48,896 Guys, have you seen Sean? 488 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,379 - Uh... - Sean? Which Sean? 489 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,275 - He's at the river. - Why? 490 00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:54,551 A really convincing reason. 491 00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:55,862 - Oh, Joon... - Cool. 492 00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,793 Well, just so you all know, I'm gonna go propose. 493 00:20:57,896 --> 00:20:58,896 So if you wanna come... 494 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,931 - No, don't do that! - You can't do that. 495 00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:03,137 Yeah, you can't because the patriarchy... 496 00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:04,586 - Aye! - Ohh! 497 00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:07,103 Well, I'm Blak and we're a matriarchy, so who's coming? 498 00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:09,310 - Oh! - No, don't. 499 00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:10,758 Don't. 500 00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:12,931 Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. 501 00:21:13,034 --> 00:21:15,172 I'm gonna brush my teeth real quick. Hang on. 502 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,758 Sean! Sean, I need to ask you something. 503 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:20,482 Shh! You'll disturb the fish. 504 00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:23,586 Seriously, turn around. 505 00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:25,137 You turn around. 506 00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:29,862 I missed the last rehearsal. 507 00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:31,827 - I don't know what to do. - Like in jazzercise. 508 00:21:31,931 --> 00:21:33,344 Like how we practise in jazzercise! 509 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:38,241 # I've got chills, they're multiplying 510 00:21:39,344 --> 00:21:42,517 ♪ And I'm losing control 511 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:46,310 ♪ 'Cause the power you're supplying... ♪ 512 00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:47,344 It's electrifying. 513 00:21:47,448 --> 00:21:48,896 ♪ Bum, ba-bum, ba-bum... ♪ 514 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,344 Are they doing it yet? 515 00:21:50,448 --> 00:21:51,586 They're doing something. 516 00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:52,965 ♪ Bum, ba-bum, ba-bum 517 00:21:53,068 --> 00:21:54,379 ♪ You better shape up 518 00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:55,620 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh 519 00:21:55,724 --> 00:21:57,344 ♪ 'Cause she needs a man 520 00:21:57,448 --> 00:21:59,000 # Needs a man 521 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,413 ♪ And my heart isn't set on you... ♪ 522 00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:04,241 ♪ I shall shape up 523 00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:08,655 ♪ And I shall understand 524 00:22:10,655 --> 00:22:12,931 ♪ To his heart he must be true 525 00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:16,310 ♪ Say yes, say yes, oh, yes, I do 526 00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:19,172 ♪ You're the one that I want, you are the one I want 527 00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:20,482 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪ 528 00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:21,862 - Kate! - Catherine! 529 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:24,103 ♪ The one that I want, you are the one I want 530 00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:25,758 - ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪ - Kate! 531 00:22:25,862 --> 00:22:28,137 ♪ The one that I want, you are the one I want 532 00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:30,068 - ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪ - Kate! 533 00:22:30,172 --> 00:22:32,758 ♪ The one that I want, you are the one I want 534 00:22:32,862 --> 00:22:35,689 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh 535 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:37,413 # Go, Seanie! ♪ 536 00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:39,517 Argh! It's a big one. 537 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,724 You said you wanted it to be cringe. 538 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:44,655 Kate. 539 00:22:45,793 --> 00:22:48,241 It was right here that you fell in love with this place 540 00:22:48,344 --> 00:22:50,206 and you decided to stay for good. 541 00:22:51,862 --> 00:22:55,275 And so... it feels only right... 542 00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:58,206 ...to ask you here... 543 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,448 ...if you wanna stay with me for good. 544 00:23:02,034 --> 00:23:05,655 Because you've got a whole lot of soulmates these days. 545 00:23:05,758 --> 00:23:07,482 But you're my one and only. 546 00:23:08,689 --> 00:23:10,620 So, Kate, 547 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,137 one question. 548 00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:16,137 Is this soppy enough? 549 00:23:16,241 --> 00:23:17,275 Say yed! 550 00:23:17,379 --> 00:23:19,551 Yed? What is yed? 551 00:23:19,655 --> 00:23:21,758 Oh, that's just a little in-joke 552 00:23:21,862 --> 00:23:22,965 between me and the ghosties. 553 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:23,965 Thanks, guys. 554 00:23:27,310 --> 00:23:28,931 Yed, yed! A thousand times, yed. 555 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,103 Oh, it's the wrong hand. It's the wrong hand. The other one. 556 00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:42,068 - Oh, God. - Oh... oh... 557 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:45,068 No, no, don't get in! No, no! You'll make the water cloudy. 558 00:23:45,172 --> 00:23:46,724 Oh! Oh, my God. 559 00:23:46,827 --> 00:23:48,586 No, I think I can see it. 560 00:23:48,689 --> 00:23:50,379 That's my gold! 36404

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