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Well, not really. I don't have to worry about her giving me that shit.

True, she is a sweetheart.

Plus, that's kind of what everybody's doing these days.

That's true.

I don't have to worry about haters. Live your best life. Yeah.

I mean, but whenever... We might not have kids.

I mean, we could adopt at some point, but... Do you want to be a granddad?

Live your best life. I'm not worried about having grandkids.

No? I know that. I mean, we finally talked about adopting, but I

think we're going to wait a little bit. I just always thought that you would

want them.

Well, if you adopt them, I'll take care of them.

I guess. I mean, but I don't know. I just figured that I wouldn't want a

like that.

I'm so nervous. Should we practice again?

Yeah? Okay.

Thank you so much for doing this and being here.

We're great.

Thank you.

Perfect. Perfect day.

Perfect day.

Perfect wife.

You're going to be great.

I hope you like her.

She'll be around forever, hopefully.

Good. That means a lot coming from you.

Love them. Pink's my favorite color.

Go good with my dress?

Beautiful.

Yeah,

I need all the practice I can get.

It's going to be great, though.

Pretty ready.

They look great.

I'm nervous.

You nervous?

A little bit. Yeah.

A little bit.

I've been off all these years, just working up to this point. Yeah, right?

Never thought the day would come, but here we are.

So, you know who's going to show up?

Yeah, Matilda.

As we expected.

Yeah, yeah.

She'll do something crazy, unless she gets a couple in her. She does, like,

mine.

She's always pretty entertaining, though, watching her dance. It's funny.

Let her do her thing.

Get a couple pictures of her. That would be great.

How about that other wedding we went to, what I mean?

The new kind of wedding?

Yeah, that was... Weddings are unusual places.

I think a lot of... A lot of matches are made there. I think

it's crazy. I think love is in the air.

Yeah, yeah, you get the groomsmen and the bridesmaids and that sort of thing.

Lots of beautiful people everywhere.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm so excited for our wedding and our honeymoon in Spain. It's going to be so

hot. And then the reception.

We get to see all of our friends.

We haven't seen them in forever.

I think Spain is going to be amazing. Just the two of us coming up in like a

little hotel with like fancy wine.

I think it's going to be perfect.

It is.

Did you hear what happened to Jessica, though?

She, like, just told me that her wife cheated on her with a man.

No way. Yes.

Seriously?

That's crazy.

If you did anything like that to me, I'd be so devastated.

I would never, especially with a guy.

Didn't you have a boyfriend in high school, though?

Yeah, but we never...

sex or anything. I was just kind of figuring out my sexuality.

Well, then how would you know if you didn't like having sex with guys if

never done it? I mean, I don't want to get married with doubts and all that

because I love you, but... Well, then what if we tried

having sex with guys then and see if we like it?

Who? I mean, we don't even know anyone like that.

Well, we know our dad.

No, silly.

You can fuck my dad.

I'll fuck your dad.

We can swap dads.

I don't know if I'll go for that, but... I mean, we can try.

I think we should try.

I think it might work.

Doesn't hurt to ask.

Deal? Deal.

Who's bringing the beer?

I thought you were bringing it.

I thought you were bringing it.

Oh. Hi, guys.

Hey.

What are you guys talking about?

Oh, some of the details.

So we were up there. We were having a

wedding. You know that.

But something came up.

No, you guys didn't forget anything.

We have a question.

Well, it's more like a suggestion.

Kind of.

You guys obviously know we've never been with a guy before.

Yeah. And we want to make sure that what we're doing is the right thing to do.

So that means we need to have sex with a guy.

Yeah. Sure.

We don't want to end up like Jessica. I guess her father, right?

She got cheated on by her wife, the man.

And we want to make sure that everything is perfect for her.

No divorce this year.

Yes. So wait a minute.

So.

I want to have sex with guys.

Yeah. You guys.

Yeah. Well,

yeah, because we trust you guys.

It's just like you're doing us a favor.

Yeah. To make sure. You want us to be happily ever after. To make sure our

daughters are making the right choice.

Yeah.

Deciding that we're not crossing the line.

Yeah.

Don't worry about it. Try it.

Is there something you would want to do?

I mean, it's not like we're not gorgeous.

Bless. Yeah.

Do it

for

mankind. I think

it's a good idea.

I'm not against it.

What about you?

I'll get them for, it's for the dimples.

Yeah, we'll go with that.

Right? Right.

Because that could be out.

We're guys, right?

That's what we wanted to say.

See you.

Maybe we'll have that.

After that, I'll go to school.

See you.

See you.

If you must.

So, deal?

Me too.

Yeah? I've never had a dick in one month before.

Is that good?

This is the makeup.

You keep prepared.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I keep comfortable.

I'm getting hot.

This feels good.

You're

almost

getting done.

Almost.

Thank you.

Like this.

Good.

Thank you.

Yes.

I think we should get pregnant right now.

Look at that dripping out of that pretty pink little pussy, yeah.

Mmm.

filled you all the way up.

So you can talk to me.