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Previously on the Real Housewives of New York City.

Give me a back up shot.

I'll go ahead and knock you out. Do it. Right now. Oh my God. I saw

her head. We should call the paramedics.

Where's Barbara?

Where is she? Is she awake?

I just feel like she's not down with us. Right. But no one ripped her or

anything? Nothing happened to her?

She's experiencing trauma.

Hi, this is Michael. This is Daphne. Polka Dot is single and cute and fun.

never know. So, the door is open.

Ramona on a roll over here, made out with Harry.

Seriously?

They feel that your attitude to the group is aloof, condescending. I really

don't know if we can get through to Luann. I tried to talk to her when I

to Kingston.

She's not aware of it, number one, and see, she doesn't believe it. They don't

want to see me do well. That is so wrong. Did you see what happened at the

or are you blind?

I plead guilty to being fabulous.

The only thing I'll settle for is more.

People call me over the top, but lately, I prefer being a bottom.

Game set.

Now, I need a match.

When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.

If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem.

All sorted? Yeah.

We need to talk to him. We need to ask this question. Who is that?

Ray. Who?

My mom. Bye.

So, did that guy Brett call?

Brett. Oh, I know. He was cute. How old are you? I'm sorry. I'm not... What?

I'm just asking. I'm sorry.

How old are you? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, he said, good morning, Tim.

Good to chat with you last night. If you can escape later, let me know.

I'll take you...

for a down -low drink later this afternoon?

What's a down -low drink?

I mean, somewhere that's not so crazed.

I like when this is open.

Let's open this up and go back into bed.

Fresh air.

Sonia has to be talked to. She's very inebriated. Last night, when I went

outside, she stamped her foot on the coffee table, which was glass, outside.

Oh, my God, I never remember. She was broken.

Gandhi!

Well,

she almost broke it and she broke a glass and it just was too close to the

before and too erratic. She needs to pull it back. I have to have that

conversation with her.

I want Sonia to be able to enjoy herself and not ruin the party. And I just

don't think she knows where the line is. It's making me edgy.

I'm like a top.

I'm getting wound up.

Did you go out last night? We went to bed together at 3 o 'clock. I thought

went out and came back.

No. Do you want to shut that door because it's hot in here?

Look at you. What are you, going to Alaska? She's so gangster.

I wanted to talk to Sonia, to be honest.

All right, sure, go ahead. So the other night was whatever the other night was.

It was relatively scary, to be honest.

She could have died. She could have died.

Right. We really genuinely worry for you.

And you get out of control.

I drink, too.

But I've never gotten where I'd be like, and then this. And it's a glass table

and everything. And a glass breaks. And I was worried that you were going to

break your foot through the glass. Why did you put your foot on the table? I

just being funny because Bethany was entering. I know. I was being dramatic.

I put my foot on the table. But you would be dramatic. Made a lot of noise.

if you had one less drink, you would be so dramatic. I think that's what she's

trying to say. I don't know about that. But I'm hearing Bethany. You're not

making great decisions.

I appreciate that Bethany is concerned for me because I know she comes from a

good place, but I do feel she's overreacting due to what happened the

before last.

Okay, because you have a relationship to alcohol.

It's not a healthy relationship.

You should go to a meeting salon just to hear what they have to say. If I have

work the next day, I don't drink. If I have my kid at home, I don't drink. A

of people who drink excessively have that, too. But if I go out to party, I

out to party. Well, guess what? There's no more partying. Because we want you

with us. We love you.

This is a wake -up call. I just got the results. This is a wake -up call, Sonia.

It's a wake -up call. I'm not diagnosing you. I think you should go.

And I think you should explore how people feel. It's basically like

It's free therapy there.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that Sonia should come to a

with me. I mean, finally, somebody is taking their blinders off. You guys are

more important to me.

You're teetering on the edge.

No, she teetered off the edge, and that's the scary part.

You know what?

I don't like the place you're coming from. You're being very judgmental. I'm

judging you. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. She's coming from a place of compassion.

You're being very judgmental. I'm not judging you. Yes, you are.

She doesn't mean to. I don't think she wants to hear it from you. I'm going to

go to a meeting at Sloan. I mean, if you want to come.

So you're going to go with her?

Yeah, I'll go to a meeting. Why not?

Okay, perfect.

Why not?

I don't want to go to an AA meeting. I don't particularly feel I benefit from

them. But if Bethany and Ramona think that's the proactive thing to do, I'm

doing it.

I'll go.

Okay, show.

Brett. Yeah.

And I texted him. And he said, well, have Tinsley text me. LOL, she has my

You went on a date with this guy before? No, he came to meet me by the pool at

the Soho House. Oh, yeah, and he met my friend and I for dinner. You know that

guy I made a chance to meet? Show me a picture. It's like my type, that guy

Brian something. No, Brett. Okay, we're not talking about this.

Brett texted me today.

Off -limits woman.

What do you mean? He's not for you.

Where's my kids? Do you want a kid? It doesn't matter. I can still kiss him or

something. Whatever.

Oh, you own him now?

Really? Yes, because yes, I do own him now. No, I own him. No one owns anybody.

It's a free world out there. Until you have a ring on your finger, girl,

everyone's free game.

What's your plan right now?

I'm not telling you what he did to me.

It's none of your business.

Really? Do you know what is my business? Where's my phone?

Weren't you just in the big love affair with Harry Dubin? Go take your ass back

to Harry.

I got this one.

I don't need to see anything.

Yeah, you do. No, I don't. I don't need to see anything.

Harry Dubin and Ramona.

Locking face. I don't remember.

I love Harry.

Is he a good kisser? Yeah, he's actually f***ing good.

Really? He's a really good kisser. Wow.

Yeah. The way you two were making out that night, you were bound to get

It was like two crocodiles, like... Trust me. Google it.

Pretty cute.

Harry, you look cute. And Ramona. Holy shit.

That's not a kiss. That's sucking face.

You're suction cupping him.

I know. That's what I said.

They're sucking face. That's full on.

That wasn't just a kiss.

They were exchanging tonsils. They're having sex with their mouth.

Boy, with friends like that, you're going to end up with three more kids.

Oh, honey.

Wow, you look fabulous. But I don't know if we want to go to a meeting like

that. Why? I've only dressed for a luxury vacation.

Bethany said you can go to a meeting in your underwear.

You're wearing a tank top. She can wear what I'm showing you.

No, I'm not going with this. What?

It's not church, though. You haven't been to the meetings. I have. I went to

recently. No, you haven't been to the one in Miami. It's not appropriate.

Believe me. There's a bunch of men who are trying to beat alcoholism. It's not

good idea. I love it. Seriously, it's not. Okay, I'll go with Dorinda and get

t -shirt. I didn't know there was a certain look.

I think that looks good on her. I know. I think it does too bad. To go to lunch,

yes, but not to go to a meeting.

This is an AA meeting. This is not a Club Med for singles meeting.

So I'm like, tone it down a little bit.

What's going on with you? You don't seem happy.

You know, I was going to talk to all of you guys at lunch, but now that you

brought it up, you know, I'll say it here. Nobody asks me ever what I have

on. You know, I am different than you guys, like a little bit. And, you know,

doesn't mean that we all can't exist and have a great time. Like, I want that.

But I just can't. Sometimes I feel like I'm doing it a little bit myself right

now. You are self -fulfilling. In your mind, you're saying, you're walking and

saying, these girls don't bond with me. They don't like me. No, I'm not saying

that. No, you are.

I'm not saying that. You are.

I'm feeling that. Because you're giving off those vibes. You keep saying it,

too. Because you bring that energy. That's negative energy to us, and we

it. I bring a negative energy?

Yes, you do. You have a wah -wah all day. You have a Debbie Downer.

I'm just saying, it feels a little, not a lot. It's the energy. It's the energy.

And, you know, people pick up on energy. Energy is everything.

Energy is everything.

Sonia, we got to go. Meet me at the door in five?

I'm coming.

I'm on my own here.

You know, Luann has not helped me at all. She's kind of just...

Checked out and worried about herself.

No,

no, no. I love you. I care about you. No, I don't want

to leave.

But you don't act like you want to stay.

I'm telling you the reasons.

You know that camp that your parents dropped you off at and they were like,

okay, see you in six weeks?

and you're standing there by yourself, and there's a bunch of mean girls, and

you just cry.

This is exactly what it feels like.

Luann isn't exactly, I don't see Luann pulling you into any social situations

pulling you into anything. I see Luann doing Luann, and that's another issue.

She's relied on you completely to pick her up when she had everybody against

her, and now you do, and she doesn't seem to be here picking you up. You're

alone. I do feel alone. You're alone.

Luann goes off to AA and leaves Barbara.

With the wool.

Bend for yourself.

Start making relationships. Start talking to people. Get a bathing suit

get in the game.

Okay? Okay.

All right?

Thank you.

Sonia, why are you still here with Luann?

Because Luann, my boss, told me to be at the front door in five minutes. And, of

course, I'm sitting here.

This is what I'm saying. I don't want to really go to a meeting with Luann. I

would go with you.

I don't really want to go with Luann.

She's bossy.

Bossy bitch.

She's like the first alcoholic that ever walked the earth, you know? I know you

don't really want to do this, but I'm really proud of you that you're doing

I'll go. I'm open. I'm open to going.

She wants me to go because she doesn't want to go alone.

Son, you ready?

I'm trying.

Wow. Chips a la vie.

I have to change into a t -shirt, yet she's wearing a slit up to her hoo -ha.

I've been sitting in the lobby all this time. You said five minutes. We're going

to be late now.

They don't judge you.

Coming up.

All right, we're going to leave. We'll leave. Let's leave. Come over here.

Sonya, come over here, please. I don't want to be in this place.

I came out of nowhere.

She needs a drink.

It's kind of cloudy.

I know. I know. It looks like it's going to rain.

Where's the sun?

Not here. You have to find your sunshine in a cocktail.

Look out. Careful.

Ladies, let's do it.

It's Tuesday in the world, but it's Saturday in Miami.

It's every day Saturday in Miami.

You know what? I'm not teetering yet. I'm having a shave.

I'm actually stunned that she went.

I'm so glad that meeting's over.

You're like, Sonia, you can't go to the meetings dressed like that. You know,

you have to be appropriate, you know. Well, all I know is the cutest guy there

tried to pick me up. He was like a surfer dude.

I was cringing inside the whole meeting because I felt helpless.

Luann was in her element. She was able to tell her story and make people laugh.

Me, I feel worse. I can't help any of these people. I can't take them home to

the townhouse. I mean, what can I do?

So what did you think?

Yeah, I'm really just not into it. I guess I'm like the guy that says he's

isolated. I guess I'm one of those. I guess that's the step I'm at.

Betsy says I'm in my own head.

That's where I'm at. It is what it is.

When I hear people tell their stories at AA, I can't let it go.

They reside in me, and I play them over and over, and it makes me upset.

You know what's really scary? That guy that says he moved city to city to start

over. Right.

Ugh.

Terrible.

Yeah, and he messed up his marriage.

The other guy's living in the street now.

Is anybody hungry?

Yes. Order for us. Right now? I trust your judgment.

Wonderful. Put your hair up. It's like we're back in high school.

Telling our parents we're just going to a movie and we're going to a disco.

Taking off our pants and wearing a hot skirt.

I'm feeling like, can we just have some french fries? We can have just a picture

of us. I want to know if she can get some french fries.

Yeah. Truffle or regular?

Truffle. Truffle. Do I have this put together?

Yeah. You look great.

I realized this morning that I hadn't eaten since... I know, you said that.

said you didn't eat since yesterday lunch?

Yeah. How is that possible? And I didn't really eat much lunch.

We have a cabana. I like it. There you are.

Hey, gals. How was the meeting?

Did you speak?

No, I didn't. Really? You didn't? She likes to get up there like it's cabaret.

know. And she talks.

Well, because I went to an Al -Anon meeting with her. I could tell you liked

She loved it. Well, you know I like to be on stage. Right. So you were talking.

It's just another opportunity for her to get up on stage. They randomly kind of

pick people to talk.

Cabaret truth. Why is everything wet? What is going on here? I don't like

Everything's wet over here.

This is terrible.

You like this?

Where's Bea?

Oh, Sonia!

Hi. Hey, how are you? This is not working for me.

Okay. Is this working for you? Sand all over. Well, it's the beach, Sonya. We're

at the beach, so of course there's sand.

But it's not the nicest day. We'll do whatever you want to do.

AA seems like it was really joyful.

Empty bucket for what?

In case somebody has to take a leak? Yeah, it was really relaxing for Sonya.

This is a mess.

She's closing her eye now. What's going on? I'm leaving. I can't do this. She's

having a breakdown.

My understanding is that each meeting is different, so I think that wherever

they went,

wasn't for Sonia. It triggered her in some way.

All right, we're going to leave.

We'll leave. Let's leave. Come over here. Sonia, come over here, please. I

want to be in this place.

Come here. No, you're crying about something else. I thought we were having

lunch. Are we going to eat on the beds?

I don't know.

Solve the problem. Look, there's water all over the place. You're crying about

something else. Be part of the solution. Okay. Be part of the solution.

I don't need to hear about it.

Go be part of the solution.

I mean, it's just like... Who did... This is like... I don't know who did it,

honey. Look, it's wet everywhere. I know.

Look at this. Look at this bed.

Come over here. Come over here.

You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Here, lay over

came out of nowhere.

She needs a drink. What happened? What happened at the meeting?

I don't like those meetings.

They're just, like, people talking about, you know, I'm isolated,

I'm living in the street.

And I just, it's a lot. It's like, you know, when you take the subway because

you can't take a car because it takes so long. And I'm so emotional. I can't see

that. I'm so bad for those people, you know.

Luann likes it. She likes to get up there and talk and make people laugh and

she got arrested and she got out of her.

Well, I talk about what happened to me. I like to do that. I don't like it. I

don't like seeing it. It makes me very sad.

Well, maybe that was a little scary.

I love my life. I told you it's ironic. I'm so happy right now. At the same

time, I feel very alone in the process of my daughter's life.

Her dad is so old now, and he's not going to be around to fill in the gaps.

And I feel, like, really overwhelmed.

I know, baby.

Let's get the food to go.

Okay. We were on the beach, like swimming, going in the water and stuff.

honey, we're going to go.

We've been having such a great time together at the house.

Good food.

We'll go back to the house. I can't be here after what I saw.

I was hoping to go for a swim. Anybody want to go for a swim at the beach?

I don't know.

Maybe Luann needs to get a hearing test.

Does she not hear that Sonia's upset? Can she not give the swim a minute?

Stick a bottle of wine in your purse.

Want me to go cancel the food?

I did. No, we're taking it to go. I mean, we wanted the French truffle. I

the truffle fries.

Sonia's crying, and Luann's like, I want to go to the beach. You're lying. Yes.

Are you lying?

It's just now you're lying. You're lying.

Luann has sequined earmuffs on.

Oh, Sonia's having a nervous breakdown, and I decided to take a swim.

Barbara's having an emotional meltdown, and I decided to go to AA.

She's just not really aware of her surroundings.

I'm going to go for a swim.

Thank you, Lou. You're staying here? Yeah, I'm going to go for a swim. Okay,

I'll see you back at the house.

She's going for a swim. Yeah. Is she mad? I don't know.

I don't know.

She seems a little bit pissed.

I'm shocked that Sonia pulled a complete 360.

She wasn't at all upset when we were at the meeting and even when we left the

meeting. So where's it coming from?

Which meeting did you go to, Tinsley? This one today?

These people?

They live in the streets?

Sonia's breaking down and crying. She's like, I really need to go to the beach.

I want to go to the beach. It's unbelievable.

This is what we're saying? Why don't we go to the beach? She's devoid of

humanity.

Coming up.

Every day it's about you. It is.

In seconds it's about you. I went for a swim at the beach for God's sake.

I

don't

like to talk. I don't.

People, they don't want to get out of the chair.

They want to get up there and stay up there. You've got to pull the hook out.

All right, we don't need to, like, criticize anybody.

All right, that was fun.

It's whatever works.

Some people it works for, some people it doesn't. If it works, keep working it.

That's what they say.

All right, someone help me find platters, por favor. Okay, they forgot

french fries.

I'm going to kill somebody.

They forgot the...

Truffle French fries. That's really egregious. No, I swear. I was looking

forward to that all day. Tell Luann to get us French fries.

Text. Somebody text her. Luann, please get us two orders of truffle fries.

Please bring two orders of truffle fries.

You want to get the crab cakes going?

All right, so I need to find me the red onion.

Hand me that knife. I think that the truffle fries would have been good if we

could get them.

Oh,

this is good, man. I didn't know so much went into making crab cakes.

Ah, we're talking.

What is Luann doing?

I don't know. I mean, she said she wanted to dip in the ocean,

but that was, like, five hours ago. That doesn't make any sense. I don't know.

And especially when Sonia was having a nervous breakdown at the pool.

I know. Like, that was, you know, not a bad thing. Well, I had a breakdown this

morning, and she didn't do anything either, so. No, it's vile.

I think she's on Team Luann. Just so you know, Sonia, I don't want to start you

on Luann, but the fact that she was so insensitive and was like, oh.

I'm going to come to the ocean. Yes, you're crying, and she's worried about

getting to the beach.

You're so upset, so distraught. I know. She wanted me to go to the meeting, but

then she doesn't come back here to hold my hand after the trauma I went through.

I know that. You were traumatized.

I'm still upset that Luann didn't come to my room last night when everybody

was there checking on me, and now she needs to go to the beach.

I mean, not only should she be with me, but she should be with the group.

Here's to Bethany. Thank you, Bethany. No, all of you. Here's to us. Thank you.

Sonia, thank you for having a meltdown so we could be here. Thank you. Thank

for the meltdown. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for helping my sous chef. Oh,

my gosh. And by the way, where is Luann? Seriously, this is really weird. Is she

drowning in the ocean? Did something happen?

Well, she wanted to go see her poster. I know that.

Oh.

Amazing.

Where's the poster?

It's in a hotel right by where we were.

Luann's favorite topic is Luann.

So, of course, Luann wants to go visit the poster.

She just isn't aware that we might be a little full of the Luann buffet.

Excuse me, would you take a picture with me? Of course.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, this is so exciting.

I didn't share this with you yesterday because she had a bad moment, Luann.

Whatever. Okay. She was sitting there on the lounge with me, and actually they

were destined to say to me,

You know, just everyone is just very jealous of my success.

No, she did not. This is a big moment for me.

Right?

Wow, you look fabulous.

Great.

Perfect. You look awesome.

I can't believe she left you. That's what's blowing my mind, really.

It's making me realize, like, she's not really there. I mean, she's not present.

For me, now for you. I'm starting to, like, really see the light.

It wasn't a big deal that Luann went for a swim.

It's the fact that she's not giving a damn, and she's still doing whatever she

wants to do. Look how much more interactive she is without Luann here.

Like, doesn't she feel part of the group?

Here's to Barbara.

We feel connected. This is what I was talking about this morning. We feel

connected. Yay! I'm so excited. Don't you feel connected? Don't you feel

included? I heard there's a massage room in...

The massage person in my room and your room? And in Luann's room. Oh, Luann's

not here.

She's not even here. She's not even here.

So go tell Luann. She's going to come right back.

I'm getting the massage.

Go tell Luann's massage.

I'm getting her massage. Yeah, you're going to relax. Go Barbara. There's no

she's getting that massage.

No. And she's getting blocked on the second massage, too. So you better be

up after Barbara.

You're going to not block Luann. You're going to massage block her. Yes.

So you have a massage book. Well, guess what? You've been having tea all day.

So, hey, if you do this, you lose.

Girl?

Get me up.

I don't want to talk. I'm going to bed.

Hello?

I was so happy to be out of the house and be on my own. You know, you just

time alone sometimes. And I just needed that time to clear my head and just

chill. Dee?

Yeah? Hey, honey.

Hey, we're just laying sitting here.

We're waiting for massages.

For an hour. Yeah, I heard that there was a massage therapist.

There's three.

Three? There's three?

Oh. So our chances are better than with one.

Well, the three are going, and then the next three will go.

So the beach was very nice.

I'm glad I went. We missed you at lunch. We were in Miami.

I wanted to go to the beach. Everyone was like, where are you? I told you that

was staying at the beach. What's the big deal? We didn't think you were going to

spend the whole afternoon by yourself.

We made lunch together.

I left you two hours ago. That's a lot.

I think she felt like she was... really emotionally broken down after that

meeting i let you spend time with you listen i understand i don't i understand

but i don't understand because i was really when we got back to the hotel to

sls i was like shocked because you were perfectly fine in the car after the

meeting we drove all the way back to the hotel and you're not mentioning a word

that this was

Emotionally upsetting for you. Well, I didn't go over five or six. To watch you

carry on, it was a little bit baffling. That's all I got to say. She has a very

good point there. In the car, though, I brought up a couple of things with you.

And you just didn't want to get in deeper to it.

I think you were. But I will tell you something. Wanted a lot of attention.

And also, I didn't want to go with you.

You didn't want to go with you where? I didn't want to go to the meeting with

you. Well, then why did you come? Because Bethany asked me to go.

You can't make it more straight.

I mean, you should not have come with me. You know what? And then you talk

negative about everything that I care about right now and people that are

getting help for themselves.

You know, and then you talk about the negative and not the positive.

So then why did you come?

No, I didn't. Bethany made you go and that's where you went. You went for

Bethany. Go for yourself, not for Bethany.

In favor, I can go to a meeting on my own.

That's a rough meeting, those guys. Meetings are meetings. And guess what?

judge. I am not judging you. You're judging me. I'm not judging you, Sonia.

trying to open your eyes. I'm having compassion for those people. Do you?

Oh, my God. Okay, I don't want to go through all this again. I'm exhausted.

Luann's insensitive again. So I struggle with wanting to hug and kiss the old

Luann and be sort of like horrified by the new one.

Get out.

I don't want to deal with this. I'm not an attention seeker like that. I'm more

of a people person.

Well, I don't know if you don't like the attention. I like to. No, I'm not. You

like attention. I like to make people laugh so that they feel better.

You love people. You're more of a diva.

I'm not a diva. I'm not a diva. You are a diva. I'm not a diva. I'm somebody who

likes to be on stage. That's for sure. So if you want to call me a diva, then

I'm a diva. That you are, but that's okay.

Okay. You're a good diva. Best diva. I'm a good diva.

Coming up... I'm texting.

Here's what you're saying. Meet me at Barton G for a drink, and you can bail

when my friends come.

Where's Tinsley?

She's on a date.

Well, I didn't go on a f***ing date.

Did I just get my period?

Unless this is chocolate.

I do have a tampon, but... Well, I need it. Oh, I certainly don't have one.

It's a dry county when it comes to tampons.

Does anyone have their period?

Remember that thing? Not the dot at the end of the sentence.

That other thing that used to happen to all of us? Yeah.

Mine's still coming.

At least it wasn't on the goddamn chair.

I mean, come on. Every girl from the Bronx needs a little, like, self

mean, Barbie from the Bronx wants to look a little Latina.

So we've been talking all day. Okay, so listen. So just read. No, but let me

read. There are tons of guys that would love to be with you. Your adorable heart

out of the emoji. That means kissy face. Hello, that means I can't wait to kissy

face your kissy face.

I'm texting.

Here's what you're saying. Meet me at Barton G for a drink and you can bail

my friends come. All right, good.

Who sent it?

Brett and I are meeting up now on some date that I don't even have anything to

do with. I mean, am I meeting Brett or is Bethany? I don't even know. My guy,

Bethany, texted Brett. I texted Brett.

I'm meeting Brett.

How far is Bart and G from here? You've got to get the f*** out of here. Get out

of here. Get in the car. Someone have a... You look amazing.

We have a date. The guy is into her. The guy from last night. Did you get a good

look at him?

He was cute. He's beyond cute. I texted. I go, meet me at Bart and G at the bar,

you know, and you'll go when my friends come. He goes, time, question mark.

I just kind of want to keep Tinsley on the wagon, because, you know, alcohol is

its own excuse to call Scott in the middle of the night, start crying, go

with him, and get back to where we are again.

Bethany, you rushed me out. I didn't even have lip gloss.

Let's go. It's 8 .30. Let's move it out.

Oh, I placed the water ahead of time, so we don't have to worry about that.

What are you, okay. I'm having wine on top of Spritzer.

Good.

Right? As soon as you lose.

She's pouting right now.

You can't take a swim, visit your billboard, pray to the shrine of

also be first on hair and massages.

You know what I mean? Pick a lane.

Is the wind coming or not coming?

She said it will. Did she get a massage?

You want me to go up and check her out? Yeah.

Okay. I'm going to go up and find out what's going on. Oh, Lord.

No, let me just see. We're going to go up and check on Lou now?

She told me she doesn't give a shit about you.

Well, there's two cars.

I don't want to leave Ramona now.

You know, Luann's been bashed by the ladies, and I'm not saying it's not

justified, but for everyone to leave and her to be alone and go in a car, no,

that's not nice. I'll wait for her. I'm going to do the right thing.

Hey, where is Tinsley?

She's on a date.

Well, I can go on a fucking date.

Jesus Christ, I'd rather go on a date than be with you girls.

My father's a police officer.

I grew up with him. Well, I was arrested.

I have mugshot.

I was in jail. I was in jail.

Okay, just so you know. They were like, oh, well, Tinsley, you can't go on a

date with him or you can't whatever because he doesn't want to have kids. I

like, okay, first of all, girls, I don't even know if I actually want one. My

mother wants me to, you know, it's a whole thing. I don't know. I am 43.

I probably should. It's a whole other thing.

Maybe one.

It doesn't matter.

I'm not talking to you about that. I'm just saying I might be okay with just

hours.

Am I tipped out too much? No. No, I mean, we're in Miami.

Welcome to Miami.

Lou?

Lou Anne?

Yes, look at me. Hey, we're all ready to go. Where are you, baby? I'm in the

bathroom trying to dry my hair and get ready. Of course, last but not least on

the totem pole of getting hair done.

Everybody got their hair blown out, massages. I didn't get to...

The massages, I mean, it was like, you know, first come, first serve. We texted

you. I was here, but everybody had taken the massage service. Because I texted

you. I was here. And you already responded.

Again with the air conditioning. It makes me poop. I can't do the air

conditioning. Stop bragging. Oh, my God. I just literally.

Should we wait for you? How long do you need? I'm putting my shoes on. I just

need five minutes. Okay, fine. I've been waiting the whole time. All good. Fine.

I'll just tell them you'll be down in three minutes. I'll be three minutes.

Okay. Three minutes.

Wow. If I knew I'd get that kind of thanks from you, I wouldn't have waited.

What is going on? Come on, Barbara. You're her closest friend. What's going

Bethany, if I knew, I would tell all of you. What do you think?

What's your theory? My theory is that this is who she is.

A star.

Oh, I guess they left her. They left me. I'm trying to be nice for Luann, and

they left me.

Okay.

Okay. All right. We're ready to rock and roll.

This is mind -blowing. She treats you like a plus one. Yeah. I said that to

She's still treating me like a plus one. She treats me like a plus one.

Wait, Tinsley's been on a date here, and I haven't looked at my phone, and this

is going to be major. I need the update.

I'm betting on it. Hi, how are you? Good to see you. Thanks for having us.

Absolutely. We just have a friend that we'd like to see. I want to spy him.

Oh, my God. Wait, she's kissing him already. She's kissing him already.

Coming up.

And you never slept with her.

I never slept with her.

You never slept with her. Oh, wow.

You're insufferable.

Oh, my God, there's a kiss. Wait, she's kissing him already. She's kissing him

already. She just kissed him.

She's hugging him. Oh, my God. She's hugging him.

She's right there.

All right, enjoy the night, okay? Okay.

I'm going to die.

It's been 20 minutes.

I'm a kissing slut.

There's no other slut that I am, but I'm for sure a kissing slut.

Oh, are they out here?

I just saw my friend.

Tell me everything.

No, we had fun. We had fun. I saw that. Oh, my God.

You're like a koala bird clipping under them.

Just tell the truth. Do you like them out a little? I do like them. I'm dying.

I'm dying.

I'm dying.

I can't believe this. Tinsley's fucking face with another guy on a first date.

Not a great way to start if you want to be married and have babies.

Here's to you.

Where's Ramona? I left her in the parking lot. Why?

I'm joking.

Hey, girls. Wow, you look very glamorous.

How are you?

I'm good. How was the day?

I'm just, you know, I was stressed out because I was the last on the massage

list, so I was trying to get a massage. Did you not get one or did you get one?

I did, but it was very rushed. I had people in my room every five seconds.

they started because you weren't home.

Anyway, so I finally snuck in a massage then. Then, of course, the hairdresser

left.

And he was wiped out because you all did your hair.

Anyway, I'm always last, but anyway, it doesn't matter.

I guess your Bluestone Manor coordinator wasn't around to make arrangements this

time for the Countess.

Hello, where were you all day?

What do you mean all day? I was at the beach, which I told you I was going to

the beach to go swimming.

And then?

And then I went to the Fillmore to see my poster.

I want to take a picture in front of my poster, which is a big deal, the Jackie

Gleason Theater.

But, yeah. The ones on the invitation, like, turning around?

And, you know, I wanted to take a picture. I'm promoting the show still,

know. That's the one in February?

That's the one in February.

Got it. Yeah. Great.

Good evening, everyone.

Hi. Hi.

Here's your menu.

Didn't you order ahead a little bit? Yeah, we ordered the lobster pop, get

whatever you guys want, but ahead of time ordered the lobster pop tarts, the

popcorn shrimp, I think the tuna. All you have to order is drinks.

Oh, they have lobster and crab cakes.

We had crab cakes for lunch.

I'm going to get a crab cake.

Well, if you're going to order the crab cakes because you missed them at lunch,

why don't you order some truffle fries that you never brought us for lunch?

Okay, ladies, who is ready?

Who's at the cocktail? Oh, mine doesn't smell.

It's super special.

It's going to freeze on you because of the mojito and the ice.

Oh, but there's no alcohol. This is a good shot.

All right, cheers, girls.

Cheers. Cheers to liquid nitrogen and cheers to the girls.

I do want to say something to you, Lou, that's kind of upsetting me.

I don't know if you remember this or acknowledge it, but when you were in

rehab. Yeah.

You know, and I'm just going to repeat it. I stopped my life for you. Like,

really legit stopped my life for you. No, I know you did.

But I don't feel like you really had my back today. Like, I was really upset.

The potion has worn off.

The hangover is gone.

Barbara's got an opinion.

And it may not this time be favorable to Luann. I really wanted you to come up

to me and just give me a big blue hug and tell me it's going to be okay.

I'm here for you. You know, don't worry about it. And that's really all I want.

I'm going to give you a hug right now, Bam Bam.

Luann, you're trying to cut off at the pass.

No, I just want to give her a hug that she wants.

Because you don't want her to get her thoughts out.

No, I do want to get her thoughts out. I'm just giving you a hug.

We've known each other a long time. I know you have. We've all known each

a long time.

Luann forgot to feed Barbara her Kool -Aid, so it's wearing off, and Luann

to go over there and give her a big hug and a kiss so maybe some of the Kool

-Aid seeps into her pores and she'll get back in the cult.

I sometimes feel like my relationship with you is more important than your

relationship with me.

Today, it was Bethany that was hugging me while I was crying. And did you know

was so upset?

Six women were telling me that I wasn't engaged in the group. She was too busy

taking care of you. She never had an opportunity to engage with the rest of

little bit. Barbara did not have a problem with me. This comes straight

women, and they have been brainwashing her.

I felt so protective of you, Lou, because, like, I'm protective of people

love. Well, that's not my fault.

That's not my fault. What is your fault?

Because you let Barbara do that for you.

Let her do what for me? To have the shield protect you in that way, and you

never set up for her. I never what?

What?

I didn't understand what you said. No, I just didn't understand.

Yeah, I'm drinking Luann. When Luann makes fun of Tinsley for slurring her

words, it just hit me sideways in the back of my head.

I just thought, who the do you think you are? I'm not horrible. I didn't

understand what you said.

You're insufferable.

Coming up.

I needed to go and do that. I got it for free. You're sick.

I don't know what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about. I don't

know what you're talking about. You're going to have a heart attack.

You're going to have a heart attack.

You're insufferable.

Oh, my Lord.

I'm drinking.

First of all, you're chiming in on a relationship that you know nothing

Because I was there. Because I was there. And I saw her suffer over the

that she was like hurt by the fact that you made her. No, this is it.

Oh, what a day. Are you going to sing it?

Sing it. Yeah.

Jesus, I go for a swim and this is what happens. Well, you did. You got to be

careful when you leave the room in this group, huh?

How selfish of me.

I just fixed on you to a meeting and now I'm going to go for a swim. How selfish

can you be, Luann?

Come on.

Are you done?

No, I'm not. So what, we build women up so we can tear them down? Is that what

we do here?

Are we bullies now? Control freak bullies? I would never do that. Yeah,

there for me. You were there for me. Now you're like, okay.

Now that I'm doing well.

And listen, I struggle with it every day. I have to sit here and put up with

this bull. I have a question, Countess.

When's the last time you asked me how I am about Dennis?

Right. When's the last time you asked me how I am?

All the time.

It's been reciprocal, so don't say it's not.

I'll show you my text. You want to see my text? You are intolerable.

You never change. Because you never change because you dined out on your

sobriety. You're dining out on your sobriety. Yes, you are.

Dining out. Yes, you are. How dare you?

That is a very low blow to say that I use sobriety as a crutch. It's so

insensitive and so cruel. I mean, I'm disgusted that she...

What does she think? It's easy?

Be strong. You should be so proud of yourself. I've been through it. So proud

myself. You're fully strong is what you are. I'm so proud of myself. Fully

strong. Let me explain something to you clearly.

Dennis helped you with your case 100%. When's the last time you asked me how I

feel about it? Am I the only one that has not checked in here? You actually

We all have actually. You actually are.

It's unnerving. Well, I haven't really spent time with you. I really haven't.

Well, we're being self -absorbed, Lou Anne. That really upsets us. It gets us

little... Yeah, so as I'm a persona non grata... You're not a persona non grata.

We wouldn't be upset if we didn't love you. You know, this is not enjoyable for

me. This is not nice.

The truth hurts.

No, it's not. You guys are really just kind of all... I'm so mad. You

that I did your intervention and my... My ex -boyfriend or ex -fiance died of

overdose, and you haven't checked in on me. Do you understand? Listen, that is

not true. I did your intervention while my guy died of a drug overdose.

And you haven't asked how I am. Of course I checked in with you. No, you

haven't. No, you haven't. You haven't one time. I'm going through a lot. And

come to my thing. And cabaret, Cuban cabaret upstate. And cabaret, cabaret,

cabaret all day. Life is not a cabaret. It is actually not a cabaret. Look at

you. Don't look at you.

It didn't have to come to this. But because you're not listening to us and

because you're only focused on yourself, this is where it's gone.

You are really.

Look in the mirror.

Look at me.

Look at you. You've never checked in on Dennis. Not once. What are you talking

about? You've never asked about Dennis. You've never asked. I did.

Of course I did. No, you don't. No, you don't. Every day it's about you. Every

day it's about you. It is. Always.

in seconds about you. Oh, because I didn't get a massage because you're an

asshole that didn't even have lunch with us today that you go to look at your

own poster. I went to swim at the beach for God's sake.

You're missing her pain. You're not getting it. It's so sad.

This is so sad.

Do you understand? It was a whole weekend.

I took weeks of my life for you.

She's being your fucking doormat. No, she is not being my doormat. She's my

friend. She saved you. I had lawyers come to your house on a Sunday.

I spoke to your kids. I sat outside in your driveway to make sure that you

didn't drive your car. You almost crashed the boat and killed your

were running in a field in negligee and had to be taken in cop cars. And I made

sure that they didn't record it so you didn't ultimately get arrested. I was

in a good place. You left the rehab that I got you for free two weeks early. I

didn't leave two weeks early.

Yes, you did. I left a week early to go because I had to work.

Yes, and I needed to go and do that.

I needed to go and do that. I got it for free. You're sick. I don't know what

you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about. I don't know what you're

talking about. You're going to have a heart attack. You're going to have a

attack. I really think Bethy is having a full -on panic attack, and it doesn't

have to do just with Lou. She's got a lot on her plate. I don't know how much

she's dealt with the whole thing with Dennis, but she can't take the frivolity

of this bullshit anymore.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Calm down.

I don't want you near me. I really don't. I don't want you near me. I

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go out.

Okay. What do you want me to do, Dorinda?

Right now, I've got kids.

I know if I go out, I'm going to drink.

That's where I am. Well, how did you feel about seeing Mario in Florida?

He's like, you know, I mess things up with us and I miss my family.

Are you thinking about going back? I wish I could.

I don't see any, like, evidence of John here.

No, John's not. There is no evidence of John here.

So where does sex happen?

Well, he may come over and have sex, and then he goes home. What?

You ready? One day at a time. Keep it cool, and we'll be fine. One day at a

time. Keep you cool. Don't lose your mind.

Hi. Oh, sweetie, how are you doing? Hi. Oh, baby.

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