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Five minutes and then we're going to go down.

Another five minutes? How do you do this, Luann?

I bet they had to go home because Brynn was at home. Brynn is up waiting at 11 o

'clock at night? I'm here.

So are you guys excited about coming upstate?

Yes, we are staying at your house.

And believe me, you'll be more comfortable in a hotel.

My friends are taking me out for my birthday.

Are we invited? No. No. That's bullshit.

Oh, my God. We made it.

Isn't that so pretty? So pretty. If anything would drive me to drink, it

be to live up here full time.

You said that I was like, why is she leaving to go home and watch Brynn

I moved the performance from midnight.

I came. Who do you think you are? I just was hurt because you didn't stay to

kind of celebrate a moment for me. But that's so narcissistic. I celebrated you

this summer. I've done Luann. It's enough.

I wouldn't call that a celebration. I would call that an intervention, right?

To celebrate your life.

Helping you live your life. I'm very grateful for it. What I'm saying is, and

I'm not, I didn't mean to put it in a negative way.

It's just. What you're saying is that you wanted me to celebrate you in the

times. Exactly. And she attempted to do that. And that's what she said. Yeah.

But you're not getting it.

Let's celebrate you. Come at one o 'clock.

You come at 1 .30, I'm gone. I don't get a text from you. I leave. It's basic

math, Luann. You are right. I should have let you know that it was going to

later, but it was beyond my control. I get it. But don't say something negative

about my daughter.

It wasn't meant to be negative towards your daughter. It was a comment, which

was... It hurt. Well, I didn't mean to hurt you, and I was hurt, too, that

nobody was there to really celebrate my performance. But everybody was there.

We were all there. We were all there. Were you all there?

all stayed okay i don't even know you stayed anymore we're so concerned about

yourself you don't even know that we're all there well good good thank you for

staying i was there i just wasn't there the moment that you came out with your

I'm crowned. Grinding and dancing and having fun and cheering you on. We're

your fans. We're your friends.

We were all there. We all stayed.

But now we're like chopped liver. I want to get this out of the table. We all

talk in little cabins and separately, so... No, I know. I know that's always

going on. Right, that's always going on. Okay, so good. Let's... So good. Let's

get it out. This group has told me that when you got to the Berkshires, you

referred to me as the Queen Bee and that if you weren't going to stay in the

room that I was taking, that you were going to leave. You have an empty room

tonight because...

Madam Bethany is coming tomorrow, and you're saving that room. She was going

stay in a hotel. Well, then let her stay in a hotel.

What have I done to you but be supportive? Does Queen Bee have to be a

Well, they say it was derogatory the way that it was said.

So I wasn't there.

No, I was a good thing.

It wasn't derogatory.

It boils down to the fact that I hadn't been back up to the house, okay?

But everything isn't about you.

I, I, I.

I'm doing the cabaret. I have to work so hard. What does that got to do with it?

We're all living our own lives. I get it, but you don't. I have your favorite

word right now. I hadn't been up there since last week.

We all have our own lives.

Dennis died.

Give me the best room. Give me a massage and green juices.

Everybody's got their shit.

Yeah, but it wasn't about that. It was about Dorinda and I.

Don't use me as an excuse, Luann.

Don't use me as an excuse. It's not an excuse.

So be upset at her. It's nothing to do with me. Why are you mad at me? Well, I

was upset at her, and then you got thrown under the bus as a result. She

testing Dorinda. So you are sorry that you said that about my daughter and

that you called me the queen bee? Well, I'm glad you came. I'm sorry you missed

me because I would have loved for you to see me.

Is that the apology?

You're sorry I didn't get to see you.

I'm going to take that I'm sorry and just put it over here in front of that I

said something negative about you going home to be with your daughter.

Okay? That's true, but it's not me, me, me. You should have said Bethany. And I

appreciate you all coming to the party, but it was a fabulous party. I'm sorry I

didn't get to see you. Oh, hold on.

I understand what the girls are saying, but it doesn't add up. I'm just feeling

ganged up on, and normally I would be quicker in response, but I just...

They beat me down.

Okay, how are you?

Just hanging out with a bunch of girls and just, you know, chatting.

I think he's been on the phone with Paul a lot lately. It is getting real

serious. Having a good time? I don't know. I'm in the weeds.

Marley, what do you think about all this? All right, I'm going to call you

few minutes. Let me just get me to clean up this.

I can't get anywhere. And I don't even know why I'm doing this. Why am I in the

weeds?

And for no reason. But I just want it. I'm sorry. Just say I'm sorry. I

shouldn't have said that.

I know.

So you're sorry?

I want that too. Sorry.

I want.

She's not going to say listen.

Because it's but, you know. Now Jake. Yeah, but. You know, yeah, but. You're

Speaker Jake.

Hi, Jake.

Hi, Jake Fitz.

Let's do it in the medley. I'm in the middle of something.

I'll call you later.

Anyway, all right. I love you. Bye.

Who's that?

That's Jake Fitz.

Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

How's it doing, Jake? Anyway, this got, like, in the weeds. I know.

I know. I think that.

I think I've done everything that I possibly could to be a good person and a

good friend. And I want that to continue because I want this to be a friendship

which I can trust and you have been there for me in a big way. But if it's

the friendship you can trust, it needs to be the friendship that I can trust

because I have been straight up 100. Well, it needs to go both ways,

Well, my way is going, though. And my way is going, too.

But my way is really going.

I feel like Bethany helping me has given her the right to use the get out of

jail free card. And I'll always be grateful to Bethany.

I just feel like she's overusing the card.

But so I'm not asking for fruit baskets. I'm asking for the baseline respect

that you just don't say, oh, to watch her daughter sleep or the queen bee.

these little digs, they all add up to something that is not good. Right.

Well, I was upset. I was really upset.

Speaking of being in the Berkshires. But that's her. I know. I know. And I, you

know, and I said, you know, once the queen bee gets the room.

Sorry. Thank you. I didn't mean to throw you in there. I appreciate it. Because

I was upset.

Yeah. I don't think that Luann has ever thought she's had to apologize for

anything in her entire life, including her arrest.

As I've gone through this journey with Luann, I've realized she doesn't like to

be held accountable.

I just feel like you were so there in such a big way for me that I feel like,

you know, I miss that kind of support. And so when you weren't there, I just

felt like, you know, it would have been nice to have you there. I want to see

you celebrate me actually getting on stage. And, you know, it's not easy for

When I think, I think, here's the way in.

I want an infrared bag.

I want a swipe.

No, I had a square pet thing. I want a square pet thing.

Can you do that? It's been rough for me, this whole thing. You know, being here,

not drinking, I'm on my own a lot.

You know, it's not easy. I get it. Listen, I guess, out of spite, I made a

comment that I shouldn't have. Well, don't do it. I just miss your support.

I know you were there for me, and I appreciate that. And I'm not asking

And I shouldn't have said that. Okay. I shouldn't have said that. Thank you for

saying that, because I've been very, very upset.

Bye -bye is an apology.

Okay. You know, it's like, it's satisfying.

I appreciate you just acknowledging. Like eating junk food.

You don't feel full or satisfied or good. I just feel cheap and dirty.

It's a cheap apology.

Did I hear you have a boyfriend?

I kind of do. So it's not the guy from Boston?

It is.

Oh, it's the one who was like there for you and... Yeah, I'm just trying to be

relaxed about it because it's good.

Awesome. He's a business guy?

Yes, very.

To stay private would be an understatement. Very private. I'm

It's evolving.

I'm happy. But I still love and miss and am mourning Dennis.

And so you're riding two lines at the same time. Anyway, I don't want to dump

you. I want you to stay sober and good and healthy. It's fine. It's over. Well,

and I was upset, though. Okay, so we're done.

Coming up.

Excuse me.

Waiter. Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Excuse me. That's what people know about you, Ramona.

All right, let's hit it. You guys want some cookies from the hotel?

Take some cookies. Those are from the baker next door.

All right, bye, guys. Bye, guys.

See you at dinner at 7.

Bye. Thank you. I'll get in the middle. Okay.

So how are you doing?

I'm good.

Yeah? Yeah, I'm fine. That was a little rough. That was rough. You know, and I'm

here in my house trying to chill.

You really got screamed at, though.

That was cathartic, I think.

Nikki did a good job.

Because I really wanted to be kind and not attack, and I feel like I attacked.

It wasn't a sink your battleship.

Not at all, Bethany. There was no A4. A battleship. That's what I'm saying.

It was aggressive.

I heard what they were saying, and that's why I stayed out of it.

You know, did you notice how I was like... No, I noticed that. I was like,

Barbara's not chiming in over there. You kind of let me sink or swim.

I mean, I didn't help her out because I really feel like I was Luann's soldier,

you know, for a long time.

And I'm done. She's on her own. I've done all I can.

That's on you stirring the pot.

That one.

That's on you. A little double dealing. Yeah.

Oh, I'm exhausted.

It's always exhausting. Well, you didn't do anything but gossip, Sonia. You

stirred the pot. You stirred the pot.

I knew that they were going to come in with these complaints, and I wanted you

to come from a place of, you know, humility.

I have Luann's best interests at heart. What can I do? If I'm a pot stirrer,

then give me a spoon.

You need to hear this.

They all felt left out, and they didn't feel you were gracious about them

coming. That's all.

That's cute.

Do you need help?

I got it.

Wait, this is so cute.

Oh, my God. This is like the spa we stayed at. I was thinking a Mayflower.

got the same vibe. We're so grown up with our own little house. One, two,

This is so cute.

Oh, I love it. Oh, I'm so happy.

What am I?

Mine's adorable, too.

Come on. I want to have a glass of wine right now to celebrate.

Upstate is pretty boring to me, and it makes me want to drink. So out of

for Luann, I'd rather get bombed in the hotel than get bombed at her place.

Hello? Girls?

Anybody home?

Yeah.

Hi. Hi. I got a cake.

Nice. How are you? How was your lunch? Oh, good. Oh, my God.

Marla. Where was it? At the... You brought all the centerpieces?

Yeah. Well, I was going to give them to Lou, and we all put them in our room.

Oh, that's so nice.

I brought you some flowers.

They were at the luncheon. It's like, say what it really is. You were too

to get flowers, and you didn't invite us to the lunch, and you're rubbing it in

our face.

That's what it really is.

You ready for dinner? What are you doing?

What's happening? What's going on? All right, you're messing it up.

You're a disaster.

I got to say, I clean up good.

Oh, wow.

Wait till Bethany sees this. She's going to say, Sonya's got her shit together

for one. I got a glass of rosé, so now I'm feeling more adventurous.

What time is it?

6 .45. 6 .45?

It's 6 .40?

Oh. You guys talk amongst yourselves.

It looks perfect. Let's go.

I know. Look at me.

What is that?

Why are you laughing? That's stupid. Actually, I like that. Exactly.

All right.

Ramona takes the cake. No pun intended.

Yes, pun intended.

Yeah, we took a lot.

It's like a whole jug of champagne.

It's a jug of champagne.

It's the apple juice.

Okay, here we go.

Girls, I got to tell you something.

Terrapin? I'm going to go there. That is a church. It's great food. It was a

church. And that's where I hosted my mother's funeral lunch.

Five minutes is crazy.

Oh, my God. And I paid for it. And my father pretended like he did.

Let's go there for a drink after or something. Yeah, we want to go there.

You have to go there for a drink.

This is so many memories. This is the town where I grew up. My home is only

five miles from here.

That's the wine store we go to right there.

I don't even remember the last time I came up here. Maybe the last time I came

up here was when my mother died. I had the funeral for her.

Whoa, whoa, Albie. So do we walk back during it because this is ridiculous?

hotel is right around the block. Yeah, we'll just walk back.

Oh, my God. Memories, memories.

I haven't been up here like in 10 years. It's amazing.

Everything stayed the same. Everything stayed the same.

Oh, hi.

Oh, it smells so good in here.

Hi, good evening.

How are you?

We're good. We're here for dinner.

Absolutely. And then this is a cake.

It's actually our birthdays, three of us. And then these are the candles to go

on. Thank you. Very nice.

Oh, my God. This is so weird. Oh, my God. Look at the bar.

This is so adorable.

How many tables of six do you have?

Not that many. We can have another one arranged. This is a table my family

sit. We were six people.

I'm, like, freaking out a little. This is where families would sit. This is the

table I would sit.

This is, they don't have that many tables. This is a table I'd sit with my

family. This is really weird.

Do you want to sit somewhere else? No, no. Are you sure? It's all good. I am

freaking out. I would have dinner here every year with my family.

They only have one table for six. This is it.

How strange is that?

How long ago would it have been since you were here?

Well, my dad's been dead for like 10 years. My mom's 12.

Oh, wow. So, yeah. Wow. I didn't go to my father's funeral because my brother

cremated him against my will. Holy.

My father was an altar boy and that shook me to the core. I cried

brother wanted to save the money because he was inheriting all the money because

he had no money. Because it's cheaper to be burned than to be in a box?

Yeah, sure.

I would have paid for it. That would be legit and hysterical.

Yeah, I could see that.

My family life from the outside looked very normal, but there's a lot of

darkness going on the inside. He would come home punching, throwing dishes,

screaming, yelling.

I had the best time with him over Christmas, and we made peace, but he

weeks later.

Yes, there's some good memories, but there's a lot of bad. My father was just

very abusive to my mother, and it was really a horrible situation.

Are you going to go buy your house? No.

See how fast I said that? No. I already got freaked out about this table. I

don't need to go back there.

I had four siblings, and my father left all his money to my sister and my

brother. And then the house was left to both of them. Really, it hurt me when I

read the will. Because it actually said, to my daughter, Ramona Mazur Singer, I

bequeath nothing.

I know.

And I just got hysterical crying.

When I read that, I was on my knees. Like, I was just broken.

I mean, I was already upset that he died. We had reconciled. And then to see

that in writing, I mean, I felt to my knees in tears.

You and your brother not get along, clearly.

You know, he's dead.

He hit a tree with his truck, and he had some kind of, like, heart attack. How

long ago was that? Like, three years ago, two years ago. That's amazing.

You've really gone through so much, Ramona. You don't talk about it.

I didn't realize that Ramona has sort of abuse.

She's spoken about it almost more in times where she uses it as an excuse.

Well, last night you treated my assistant who you've known for four

shit. When you grew up abused.

Oh my God, you're 60 years old. I grew up abused too. Stop. Then you should be

living in a commune by yourself in a padded room. I knew that, but it's never

been presented this way.

So I would love for all of us to have water because I've been driving for

hours and my mom is a Scorpio and she has a dummy too.

Okay, great.

Can I get a crispy calamari?

Calamari. Anybody interested in a crab cake, Joan, up here? Why not? Yeah, crab

cake, yes.

Let's get it all. Get a squash toast.

And I'm going to get a very dirty gray gooseberry.

Dirty gray gooseberry. And I would like the same thing. Two of those. But can I

be triple shaken? Because I like it when it's really cold, the ice chips. Triple

shaken, yes.

I want to kill Ramona.

Well, you're going to see her tonight. Yeah, you can have your chance. Well, if

she's here tonight, I'm just going to be like. Of course she is.

What do you mean if she's here tonight? If she tries to Ramonacize me. There's

no reason I shouldn't be invited to any party. I sit there in the bathroom while

you take a sh**, girl.

There's no reason I should be excluded to anything you do. She's a manipulator,

but I understand her background. She'll show you one face and then her face is

talking behind your back. Well, that's her life.

That's the way she was brought up.

So they want to go back to where Luann lives, which is like, what, 20 minutes

away? I was already in the car for three hours. Forget it. They want to go

listen to this 80 -year -old para beret person perform. We're going to go to

Rhinebeck for dinner and Kingston for after.

What's out after? Oh, God. It's a woman called Margarita, okay? She's from Cuba,

and she plays the keyboards.

And I just, I want to stick around here.

Straight in.

Straight in. Oh, look at this. I love this. Let's stop at the bar and get a

drink. This is fabulous.

Here's to getting rid of bad memories and creating new ones here. Exactly. I

love that. Thank you. Cheers.

Thank you. Cheers.

Happy birthday. And so do you, too, but you're not here, so sorry.

Coming up.

It looks like she put her hand in the socket.

Did you get a hold of an electric socket? I did. It looks really good. I

know. It looks like you got wild in bed. I didn't make you look that wild. I'm

jealous. I've like just flipped it a couple of times.

That's how she does her hair. She sticks her finger in an electrical socket.

She looks like a cartoon.

Hey girls, isn't this great?

I love this. This is her table growing up. This table.

Really?

You're not going to have a meltdown, are you?

No. No more meltdowns. We have so much weight.

I was floundering for a second.

So how was your birthday lunch?

You know what? My girlfriend, Marla, who's like my sister.

I know Marla.

I felt like it was a wedding.

We saw it. We saw your Instagram.

Unbelievable. I brought flowers. I brought your flowers for your home. I

don't even have energy to get upset.

I have white roses. I have them all for you. Marla knows me from Monica. She

knows I'm your friend. She never even invited me to the lunch.

I know Marla. Well, Marla didn't invite me either.

Well, no, because you know what? I don't know. I don't know what. I didn't do

the list, so I don't know.

I wanted to add Sonia if there's space.

No. Okay. You didn't do the list. It's your birthday. You didn't say, I need

Dorinda and Sonia there?

I'm having another party for 30 girls, a different 30 girls, which is more fun.

So, Bill, you want to come?

Oh, you just want to patch this up right away. I'm just going to Ramonisize it

right away.

Ramonisize it. I have another 30 girls.

Yeah. You know, I'm really shocked about how much flack I'm getting about my

birthday because I do have a lot of birthday parties and I do invite them

because I'm hosting it and I'm doing it. This year, I didn't organize it or do

the inviting.

Why are you not eating? This is the best thing here. I'm going to try it.

I'm eating, Bea. I'm eating.

We didn't know. Oh, the crab with avocado. I know.

All right, so now we have settled that issue.

So coming back here to Rhinebeck, I mean, I just so appreciate this. It's a

gorgeous town, Rhinebeck. Yes. Yeah, I mean, Rhinebeck is so special. It's been

special for, what, 30 years. It's just maintained itself.

That's true. It's gorgeous.

It's, like, so gorgeous with the shops and the restaurants and the antiquing.

Kingston is not like Rhinebeck. You can't compare the two. She's going to

that. It's a little depressed.

No, Kingston is hipper.

No, it's not.

Kingston has not arrived.

Luanne, don't be delusional.

I'm a southern girl, and I have some manners, but I honestly agree with

Luanne's tongue kind of sucks, but I would never say it to her face.

For me, I love it because it's very low -key. It has great restaurants. It's

perfect for you, but it's not that hard. Yoga.

I want chill and relax.

That's all good.

I think Luann needs a blank canvas.

There's like endless amounts of things to do. Well, you're going to see. We're

going to Kingston tonight. Would you be really upset if we didn't go tonight?

What? Would you be really upset if we didn't go tonight? Oh, come on. It's

to be fun. Can we just hang out here?

Let's go where the guys are.

Have a martini here and clear this table and dance right here.

My friend has organized for us to go to, Margarita, who's singing.

What? You know what it is? We just want to enjoy our company and we want to just

chill. I don't want to hurt you.

I don't want to go, but I don't want to hurt you.

We want to hang with you, but we don't necessarily want to go there.

Well, I organized. I just feel like I'm a disappointment. I know. I organized

this evening for us to all go and, you know. I know. I don't want to hurt this

lady's feelings, but I don't know. I don't know.

I'm starting a support group. It's okay to not love cabaret.

I'm okay.

You're okay.

We're all okay because it's okay to not love cabaret. Come on, guys. You came

all the way up here.

Just to relax and just to, like, experience the air and see where she

have abusive dinners with her family.

She had her mother's funeral dinner. That's what we came for. You know what I

mean?

I'm just going to walk around Rhinebeck tonight and go through all my memories.

There's nothing free. There's nothing open.

Yeah, but I used to walk the streets here.

Jesus. You walked the streets here. She was the Rhinebeck store local hooker.

Yeah. That's what she made all her money. Street walker. You know, I really

a lot of effort into the evening, and I thought they'd really love Margarita, so

I'm kind of disappointed that they didn't want to come.

One, two.

Bethany, to us. To us.

Happy birthday, Bethany.

One,

two, three. Big wish.

One, two, three.

Okay,

I felt it.

That's a Dorinda.

That's a Dorinda. Yeah, grandma.

I hate to break this up.

Can we go to the cabaret? Let's move on. Let's go.

Coming up.

We're saying hi.

to have to get a can of gasoline and set the town on fire once we leave?

Just so we can close all the memories?

No, I just think it's good to get it out, right? I agree.

To deal with the, it's all rushing back. Everything is rushing back. I don't

blame you. I get it. I'm going to see where I had the, where I had the service

after my mother's death.

This is my mother's favorite restaurant.

My mother loved this restaurant.

And when she died, I wanted to have a lunch for her here. And my father didn't

want to pay for it.

And he had money.

Were they still married?

Yeah. That's weird.

What was your background? Well, his mother beat the shit out of him.

There you go. He was abused as a child, so he was abusive to my mother.

This is the first time Ramona's ever discussed her past, woman to woman, what

she's been through, in and of itself.

It's nice to hear Ramona's past not used as some sort of excuse for present

behavior. So anyway...

This is just so weird because my mother... Well,

I'm going to take them. If you give your mother any send -off, it's a beautiful

room. It has great everything.

Okay, girl.

You ready?

Let's go.

Come on, kids.

I'm coming, girl.

The party has arrived.

Only Luann can find a bar full of queens in literally the middle of nowhere.

I mean, does she, like, fly them in? Long time no see.

Welcome to the crown.

Could you look any more gorgeous?

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

You know,

when I went shopping to find furnishings for my home upstate, I met John, who

happens to own the crown.

So here we are in upstate New York.

And here's this fabulous bar with, you know, cabaret performers.

Who knew?

Hi, everybody. How are you? Do you remember Margarita? Yes, Margarita. How

you? How are you, baby?

Oh, good, baby. How are you?

I am alive. I'm happy to see you, baby. I'm happy to see you. You look fabulous.

Thank you.

Here you are.

You want a drink?

Oh, my God. So the name of this restaurant, do you know what it is?

Terrapin. Terrapin.

Do you know what that means? No, I don't. Turtle.

It's turtle. Turtle time.

Turtle time.

Turtle time. Do you know my mother? Okay, now I'm getting a chill.

Is that crazy?

I'm not on my mother right now.

Look at the guy with the hair.

Just do me a favor and turn around.

Okay, when you've got a straight guy in the room, it doesn't mean you have to

hit it.

Look at him.

Who I'm hanging out with nowadays.

So did you feel close to your dad ever? Not at all. I had no love for my father.

No love. Zero love. He ignored me.

I know you didn't have a good relationship with your father, but did

ever close to him? No. It was like a war zone. I didn't know what I was coming

home to.

Like dishes flying, screaming, yelling.

We'd hide under the covers as kids. Well, I'd call the cops.

My mother weighed less than I did. She was a tiny little thing.

He beat the shit out of her.

her by her hair down the hall my whole life that's crazy the thing is

bethany and i have been through something very similar the average

understand what we went through at all it makes me want to cry that's bad

and gentlemen miss margarita

And then I have the pleasure that this beautiful lady, she

invited me to come over here.

I love you.

That's beautiful.

I love you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So I am going to try to sing.

I don't know how to sing, but I'm going to try.

She's amazing.

Hello, hello.

for her future, for her retirement years, so she can take over where

leaves off.

My mother was another story. My mother tried to kill herself in front of me.

said, I gave up my entire life. She would say to me, I gave up my whole life

you. I married men and stayed with them because of you. It's all because of you.

Then we would go to Europe when I was 13 years old, and she'd be like, you're so

boring that you don't want to go out.

I was like at nightclub at 14 years old.

That's horrible.

Yes. Swear on my life, may I drop dead in this bar.

Yeah, 14th. She wanted someone to hang out with. Shame on her.

That's a disgrace.

I realize as we're all sitting here, we're all single mothers of only

Ramona and I just trying to not make the same mistakes our own mothers made.

I'm speechless right now.

Don't be. We're in Turtle Time Bar. We're not in Skinny Girl Bar.

Bethany and I do have this connection of how we grew up. It hurts us to open up,

and all of a sudden Bethany's... buries her down so she's more approachable. And

this just seems like so much more real and so much of a stronger connection.

You're a beautiful person. You really are.

This is

it. At this point, Luann, I love you, but I'm done with your cabaret.

Sometimes being nice is just really not a good thing.

I really wish I had saved the other girls.

Is he gay or straight?

I don't care. It doesn't matter.

You're gay, right?

Yes, I am.

All right, John.

Just making sure.

Coming up.

I have to get back with you to get black -tied tonight.

I'm back. We got here yesterday at 1130. You got here at 5.

Don't give me that attitude. You got here late. I have no attitude. You're

this to me.

Are you awake?

I feel like I have rubber cement in my mouth. Here, I brought you this.

My night guard is, like, forever embedded in there. You put your night

Yeah, I put my contacts out.

Please do the imitation of the way I'm rehearsing. She was like, do you

understand that the reason I was really upset is because of my dancers?

And Barb was like, oh, my God.

The way you decorated this one bedroom is absolutely amazing and fantastic.

It's not been easy. I'll be honest with you, Barb.

It's not really easy for anyone. What happened?

Oh, Miss America, what the f*** do you have for me now?

This is how I woke up. The day after drinking, I look like I've been

in the back of a taxi in Times Square.

And Pinsley looks like she's going to teach an etiquette course.

I wake up. You woke up this way.

Yeah, you woke up this way. I did too.

I did also.

Do your imitation of the Asian -Cuban rendition of Money Can't Buy You Class,

please. All that she could sing was, the money can't buy you, money can't buy

you. And your kids is yearned. It was next level

crazy town.

So they made the right choice staying home because I don't even know what I

It was such a.

Joe, it was crazy. So you smell a Grammy.

I do.

I can't hear that song anymore.

We slept so well, and Marley didn't fuss. He just stayed right under the

Oh my God, I can't believe you're leaving. You have to tell us all about

that you were kissing.

Do you ever come to New York City?

I do. I have a twin brother that lives down there. There's two of you?

There's two of us. So you should come visit him. And then you can come visit

We can connect. And we can build stuff together.

We can compare hammers.

You look good today. You look buffed and puffed.

Buffed and puffed. I'm ready to go, honey.

Wait,

my purse. Where's my purse? Take it easy, lady.

Jesus Christ.

Listen, we are a shoddy operation.

Bye -bye.

Leave it to Lou to, like, open us up. When you first told me about up here,

like, oh, God, what is she thinking?

Right? But now I see what you're talking about.

I realize I have to get out of New York a little bit and spread my wings.

There you go.

Not all about Manhattan.

Thank you, Lou.

There's a whole universe out here. Yeah, really. Take us into the Lou zone.

Now you get it why I love it so much.

But she's not a clip.

Jordan, are you taking your bag?

Well, I'll just put it in the car.

I have to take it. I look crazy, don't I? You look cute.

Look, I get elf.

I feel Santa's elf, Santa's helper.

Oh, the girls are here.

Hello. Hey.

Hi. Oh, it smells like bacon. Yeah. Men and bacon.

Hi, babe.

How are you? Hi. Little ruffles. Hi, how are you doing? Good. You did? I heard

you met a guy. You met a guy?

Wait, she really met a real guy? Let me see a picture.

Did you make out with him? They're in the photo booth, but no photos. Oh, so I

have something for you.

Who's that?

Oh, Adler.

Nice. He moved here. He bought a house in Woodstock. And he decided to give up

the city.

And he's renovating his house. Did you hang out with him? I made out with him.

Like big time. Hang out with him. Made out with him. Geez, those are gorgeous.

Isn't that pretty?

White goes with everything.

Yeah, beautiful.

We wish you guys were in the crown last night. It was really fun. We had a great

time. We were dancing.

Margarita learned how to sing Money Can't Buy You Class.

Money can't buy you class.

Money can't buy you class.

It was hysterical. I grew up in towns like that.

Okay, there's no great fancy cabaret singer that's going to will us, you

1130 at night. No, I made such a good decision.

I'm sorry my feet are on this chair, but I can't do anything about it. Is the

fireplace on?

Yes. Good. I know. It's my favorite place in the house.

I got to go, you guys. I'm not staying for breakfast.

Oh, you're leaving.

Okay. Good to see you. I love you. I'm so happy for you with this house. Thank

you, Spirit.

I'm bummed Barbara is the first one to leave. And, you know, just a couple more

hours and then they'll all be gone.

And I can chill.

It's been exhausting.

I really like the way you decorated this.

I really do. Yeah, you like it? I know, I really like it.

Oh, you're being much nicer today, Ramona. Last night you were saying, eh,

is the poor neighborhood.

Well, I said Kingston isn't the best of area, but this house is gorgeous. Have

you been to the town?

Can we just open the present first? I'm like a little kid like Chris. All right,

here we go. This is Hallmark Card.

Ramona today.

Wow. Oh.

What is it? It's a candle holder. I know they are. I love them better than the

ones I have. Oh, they go here perfectly. Oh, they're fabulous.

That's great.

Wow. You hit it really good. This is the gift. You go, I love it. What is it?

No, no. I didn't know either, but they're cool. That's cool.

So typical Ramona. You know, she lights a stick of dynamite, and then she's

bearing gifts all the time.

So, hey, B, are you going to eat something?

No. Why? You got a hangover?

No. Never happened.

Don't know what you're talking about.

Did you go out too, Duran, or you stayed in?

No, she came with us. No man left behind.

Do you think it's crazy that we went into that restaurant and it was called

Terrapin, which means turtle? That's funny.

So you guys had a celebration then? Well, we did. No, we had an emotional

sharing. We had like a trust circle of moms with daughters.

With one daughter. It was weird.

Well, I realize how many similarities they have.

It was fascinating.

Was I like a whiner? No, because you opened up, and I love that you opened

because that's how you get close to someone, you know, when you are able to

your soul. And you know what? Because I opened up and made you open up. And

having shared experiences is also having to know where people are coming from.

We should hit it. We should get back to the city. I know. I have pickup in a

couple hours.

It's only 11 .15.

I have to get back. I have a ton to do, and I have to also get a black tie

tonight, and I want to... Oh, God. You want to regroup?

Yeah, I got to regroup. Oh, I hate when I have to go back to black ties. You got

here yesterday at 11 .30. You got here at 5.

Don't give me that attitude.

You got here late. I have no attitude. No, but you're doing this to me.

Dorinda, I have no attitude.

You get defensive with me. I have no attitude. No, you just showed... What

you just do? Did you not see it? Yes, I did see it.

You got here yesterday at 11 .30. You got here at 5. I get it. Don't give me

that attitude. You got here late. I have no attitude. No, but you're doing this

to me.

Dorinda, I have no attitude. You get defensive with me. I have no attitude.

you just showed. What did you just do? Did you not see it? Yes, I did see it.

Yes, okay.

I don't get defensive.

You don't like when I react to what you present to me. Okay, you told me you

wanted to leave by 12.

I know.

But Jo, when you say something or do something and I react to it, don't be

surprised. If you put a fire on my hand and I say, ouch, don't be surprised.

That's what I don't like.

Why are you acting like that? Just like the other night at the charity. You

start yelling at me, I yell back.

Okay, I'm going to react.

Let her finish.

Let her finish.

Let her finish.

Let the predator still out there.

Don't ever do that to me again.

When you do this to me.

I've seen that face. You don't know what I'm reacting to?

That doesn't sing happy birthday to me. I love you.

I always make faces. I'm very expressive.

I mean, that's how I am. If people got mad at me every time I made a face, I'd

have no friends.

I just got a message. I got to get back for something.

We're not connected at the hip.

You go for a swim in the Hudson.

Have a ball.

If she's going to take a swim in the Hudson, put a brick on that chain.

Do it Italian style.

It's just an overall feeling I'm getting from Ramona. And it builds up. It's

built up. And this isn't about a specific one. It's about, what are you

Because you're not making me feel warm and fluffy inside.

Why does she always get so jumpy on me? Do I do something? No, you do. I really

didn't see. I think she's still upset about the charity event. What did I do

the charity event? You were jumping on her when she was trying to speak about

the charity.

Oh. No. It's a charity that I organized. Oh. But she was not part of it, too. We

were on the committee. She interrupted me.

All right, I'll tell you later.

Oh, yeah, you had your whole speech memorized, and she interrupted you.

mind. And then you were off your game, and you got like, ugh.

I didn't interrupt her. The girl was talking.

No, Sona talked, and I was supposed to talk, and you interrupted me. You

interrupted me. You should apologize.

You should apologize.

I'm not apologizing. No, that was rude. I'm sorry. Everyone thought it was rude.

The girl was not talking. All I said was that. You interrupted me. Shut me down.

You're the only one that wants to talk all the time.

I didn't get the chance to start.

Should we go backwards?

No. Dorinda, I really want you to come with me to the Angel Ball. It would be

fantastic. It would be great. Because it's a girl's night out. Don't have John

go. I did not have John. I said, come to. And you know what? No, you didn't. I

said, have John come. I said, I've got an extra ticket for you. And then I sit

there by yourself. And then she won't talk about it. I told you, bring John.

Don't do it.

Don't do it. Rude. Don't do your fingers. You're rude. Don't do the

You're rude. I hate you.

I sat at a table by myself.

Thank you.

62, I'm going to go get my table.

Same as Dorinda, right? Let me do the risk. Yeah, you guys are at the same

table. This is my girlfriend from Mickey Notes.

Can I sit next to you? Yes. Oh, I'm so excited.

That's a very big party to sit by yourself, I feel for you. So I'll do

want to do. If you don't like it, too bad.

When you asked me to sit there with four people, you put us all in a charity,

send us, buy tickets, do this.

We were there collectively.

You interrupted my... You wouldn't let me speak.

Oh, okay, Ramona. Well, then get stronger, honey.

No way to be stronger than you because then you start whacking with your hands.

No, but I don't do this. I don't like my table. I didn't, I didn't. Please

excuse me.

Excuse me. Wait on.

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

That's what people know about you, Ramona.

Good.

I love it. I thought I was helping collectively as a group. I said so they

change political awareness. Your speech was fabulous.

What's the problem?

She brought it up. You brought it up. So what's the problem? I thought it was a

huge success.

You were upset that she interrupted you.

I got over it. Now you're bringing it up again.

You are starting trouble again. Yes, you're starting trouble again. She

starts trouble. She looks all innocent over there, but she stirs the pot. You

know what Dennis used to say? Dennis used to be like, it changes so fast.

They were fighting and now it's over here.

It moves so quickly.

I'm fine with you. Why are you starting trouble? All right, put the brick on me

and the chain and throw me in the Hudson.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City. I just don't want to see you

fail after all the success.

Chris, take Sonia out in the hall to run lines. She doesn't have any lines.

Luann said that you were, like, manic. So she was asking if you were on pills

something. I told her she's not going to talk about me in the show anymore, but

I talked to my lawyer. Life is a cabaret. Get used to it. It's not my

though. We're in Miami!

How beautiful.

Oh, my God. I'm never going home. Well, we'll see.

I'm bumped into Harry Dubin. He and Ramona were snitching. Oh, Jesus.

Tonya, would you be quiet now? Now you're really pissing me off. Shut the

up. Go to fucking sleep now.

Oh, my God.

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