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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

I don't want to argue with Dorinda. I really don't want to see her right now.

don't think I'm ready.

I'm definitely really hurt by it. Oh my God, don't cry.

Somebody's got to make the first move.

Unfortunately, I don't think it's going to be Luann. Well, I don't think it's

going to be Dorinda. How is Scott? How's he doing? He's great. This year, for

me, just to be in Chicago and be settled and to, like, play hostess, and I felt,

like, so happy. I think people are like, oh, thank you for having me to your

house. I'm like, oh, you're so welcome.

Oh, my God.

That looks awesome.

This is a definite Sonya Morgan party.

Luann!

Sonya Rita!

Woo!

I plead guilty to being fabulous.

The only thing I'll settle for is more.

People call me over the top, but lately I prefer being a bottom.

Game set.

Now I need a match.

When life gives me lines, I make margaritas.

If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem.

Come down. I got to get my nerve up here. Well, it's happening now, so you

down. All I want to know is do I have to clean up the mess?

How are you? You look great.

Thank you. How are you doing? I'm good. Good. You look fantastic.

Thank you.

How are you?

Good. How are you? You smell good. Thank you. When did you get back?

Same room. Hey, John. How are you? Last night.

How are you doing? I'm good. How are you?

I'm good. You look good. Thank you.

I like the hat.

Well, I had a bad hair day. I did that today. I had a bad hair day.

Well, you know, I just moved into an apartment, so I hired an assistant now,

finally. And I go, where's the hair dryer? He goes, we don't have one.

I said, what do you mean we don't have a hair dryer?

So anyway, I'm like, okay, it's a hat day.

That's it. I'm wearing a hat. We used to do hats.

She's more afraid than I am.

I just wanted to say I miss you.

But she can't even make eye contact with me. How's Hannah doing?

Hannah's doing great. How are your kids? Good?

Very good. Victoria's beautiful. I saw her in her shoot.

She did Nicole Miller's show.

She had a lot of designs in there.

She's doing fantastic.

Well, I miss seeing you. I want to talk with you outside of the event. We'll

talk another time. It's all about Sonia.

I feel like I'm in the way.

These two people do not seem like people that were best friends.

This is a tension that will go on forever and needs to be broken.

Something has to happen for something to happen.

No, no, no, no.

Tonight's not the night.

Hi, Jen. Hi.

How are you doing? Oh, Dale.

Yeah.

I've got my friend Evan over there. So you want to talk later? Yeah. I would

have never thought that Dorinda and I would be in this place. You know, but

it's... Oh, I love your hat. Oh, it's good to see you. It feels fake.

How'd that go?

I think it went clean.

Yeah, it was nice. You did?

Was it well received?

She said, ah, yeah, we'll talk another time.

That's all right. I think it was stupid to say that.

No, I think it was vulnerable.

I don't want to show vulnerability.

I think it was perfect. I think it's all you wanted for tonight. It's all I

wanted. So then enjoy your night. I think at some point we'll just have a

watershed because ultimately the foundation's good. We'll fix the windows

house. We'll fix the windows on the house.

I think that Dorinda's being very calm. I think that Luann is definitely feeling

herself and feels like she has the upper hand. The question is how far is Luann

going to push this?

Because right now it's bending.

But when it breaks, it may not be able to be packed together.

How did it go?

You know, fine.

She said, I want to talk to you. And I said, well, we're not going to talk

tonight. It's not the night. So she agreed, you know.

It is what it is.

Being cordial and that's it.

You

have

a horrible look.

That's better than, Tinsley's like, got mad at me because I said, She's not

f***able. You dust her off and put her back on the shelf. She got mad.

Tinsley got mad. You're right. I fluff up Tinsley's dress like a dom. Well,

you're kind of f***ed up.

And I put her on.

I'm like f***ed 24 hours a day.

I'll be your f***able friend.

Is that an invitation?

No. The rumors are right. Oh, I definitely had heard that Barbara went

before, so.

Not just because she looks kind of butch, just because, you know, people

been there and it's been validated, so to speak.

Bethany, speaking of f***able.

I'm f***ing home.

Get in. Not me.

No, you're the doll.

Sorry.

Sitting next to these hoebags, anybody's going to seem un -effable.

I'm saying goodbye.

Bye. Yes.

Great team.

Bye -bye.

I'm trying to be open, warm, and welcoming and see if I can break this

Please come crashing down.

If I love you enough, if I hug you enough.

I didn't even get a chance to say hello to you. How are you? I'm good. I'm

leaving early because I have a date.

I just want you to know, I know you went through something really bad.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

I appreciate Ramona not getting mired in any kind of conversation.

She wanted to get her thought out and say she was sorry and keep it moving.

I think that was really smart for both of us. Luann, saying goodnight.

Congratulations.

I'm so proud of you.

You better not talk about me. I won't talk about you.

Promise. Because I will. It's easy to talk about you. I will unzip that dress

and I'll put it to burn on the sidewalk and you'll be walking home naked.

Woo! Oh, my God.

Sonia, can I come in with you?

Come and kiss me. Yeah, this is a hot girl.

I didn't get to talk to you guys. No, in the mouth.

In the mouth.

like a fly trap.

This woman comes in, Sonia locks lips with her, and the woman disappears.

It was like a drive -by lesbian moment.

Let's all be calm. Be calm.

Naughty.

Naughty girl.

What is going on?

I didn't know this girl earlier, but I had seen her with her girlfriend at the

bar, and they were, like, nuzzling each other.

I thought maybe she just wanted to give me her card. I didn't know she wanted to

slip me the tongue.

Oh, Sonia, how was that?

I can't breathe.

Money can get to 8 a .m. sometimes.

Coming up.

I told my parole officer I got out of the state and I said, I'm going there on

Friday. She said, you mean, can you go on Friday?

So this place is absolutely amazing.

They serve 1 .8 million meals to New Yorkers in need.

1 .8.

So you're going to meet Steven. He's amazing.

Look at you.

He's so fabulous.

Welcome. Hi.

How are you?

How are you? Thank you. Under the rules of my probation, I have to do 50 hours

of community service. I've done community service in the past.

You want to be a model? Are you tall? Let's see.

And you said how old were you?

Oh, you have plenty of time. And you know what? Losing weight is easy. That's

the easy part.

So it's something that I don't mind. Bring it on.

All right. Follow me.

I want to introduce you to our chef. Hello.

You're going to be right at the end over here. Hello. Nice to meet you. Nice to

meet you. How are you? I'm all right. Wow. What kind of soup is that? This is

our Gabonzo and barley soup.

Gabonzo and barley. Okay.

So you're going to be our ladler.

Okay. Took the ladle all the way down to the bottom. You're going to give the

soup a fluff, bringing the product from the bottom to the top. Okay. On your way

up, you're going to give the ladle a shake on the way up, displacing product

adding liquid. Each cup is going to get one 12 -ounce ladle, just like so.

You're going to slide it down to our burpers, to our litters. We do not want

double dip. One straight scoop.

Okay. No double dipping and burping. No double dipping.

I take my community service very seriously.

That looks awesome. That's a perfect cup of soup.

Every time I have to pour some soup into a cup is a reminder of what my life is

going to be like for the next year.

You really have to shake it, huh? Because otherwise you end up with too

product.

You didn't see that.

You didn't see that.

Oh, boy.

I'm going to double dip.

Oh, sorry.

Am I doing okay?

Yes. Wow. Oh.

I'm not very good at ladling.

It's not that easy to not double dip. And that ladle's heavy.

I need to get girls in here to help, Ann.

Oh, my God. I can't imagine Sonia in here.

It would be like the Ethel and Lucy.

I saw my parole officers for the first time today.

What did she leave?

She is like a no -nonsense woman.

No, New York City parole officer. Yeah, and she asked for my ID. She asked for

my registration for my car.

Then I told her I bought a house of C, and I said, I'm going there on Friday.

She says, you mean Penn you go on Friday?

She's like, you can always go to Palm Beach and go to jail if you want. And I

said, oh, that's okay.

I think I'll stay. I think I'll just do my parole.

And so, yeah, it was kind of rough. You always hear about parole, but you don't

know what that really means. Now I have to have permission to go away.

I have to, you know, do drug testing.

And, you know, I have to be in my best behavior.

I don't want to mess with her. No, she's not.

Dorinda looks like a lightweight.

Oh,

when are we going to taste it? Let's taste it.

We're breaking all the rules. I just want to see if nobody's looking.

Cheers.

All right.

Yummy. So it looks like our last soup has been made.

We have to taste it. You know,

if you're going to soup it out, you got to taste it first.

I'll tell you, that's definitely the first in this kitchen. Definitely the

first. Breaking the rules.

Hello, how are you today?

I would like my usual, please. Of course. My mom's actually here now.

coming down. She wants like a champagne.

Of course. Thank you. You're welcome.

Fill to the brim. Thank you so much. Enjoy. Thank you. Thank you.

Hi.

Hi. Sorry.

You just bought me tasting your champagne.

Hi, Mommy.

Hi. Hi.

There he is. Thank you for bringing my baby back. There's my boy. My baby.

Hi, honey.

And you bought his cute sweater when I got him.

Yes. Hey.

My mom is by herself. I mean, she has my dog Bambi with her now, but she uses

every excuse in the book to get up in New York to see me because that's when

she's at most at peace and at calm is when she's around her children, even

though she's not peaceful or calm.

By the way, do you like?

Wait, what?

Mom, these are Tabitha Simmons shoes.

These are Topper's wife's shoe company. I know that.

I can't believe that you're wearing these. I happen to love her things. I

too. I just think since, you know, it's my ex -husband's new wife. He has the

most beautiful baby I have ever seen in my life. Without a doubt. The most

beautiful. I've seen pictures.

I know.

So we're back on the baby talk.

We have a little picture here of your beautiful egg. Oh, my God.

It's like my baby.

We're not on the baby talk. Okay. Because, I mean, it's Topper's baby.

Yeah, I know. I don't want to talk about it. And I'm happy for him. I sent a

present from us.

I know.

I know. It's all good. My mother honestly thinks that if she did not

do something in life, like to, I don't know, brush her hair or put on lip gloss

or... You know that you're 43 and you have a baby. She honestly thinks that I

don't know. I'm like, thank you for telling me. Because I would never have

had you not said that.

You're a genius, Mom. Thank you.

You've got to look at this. I have been working on this. I told you I was making

a stocking for Dabney's boyfriend, Jay.

But look at this. I'm still working on it. But isn't it cute?

Oh, my God.

This one is like your best one so far.

I've got to finish it because I have to have it made into the stocking because I

want it for him for Christmas. I wanted to do one for Scott.

Why does Dabney get one and I don't?

Well, let's see how things, you know, pan out and progress. I was just in

Chicago. You know, things are good.

I feel like my relationship is like I'm on a chopping block and I have to sit

there and defend it all the time. Look, no relationship is perfect. Scott and I

still have things to work out, but...

We're in it. We're together, and we're going to work on this relationship.

I mean, I've invested a lot of time in this. I love him, and I'm going to do

that. Okay, come here. I'm going to strip you, baby.

You want to see what you got.

Oh, my goodness. Look at those pecs. Look at you.

Don't even stop. Don't expose my child. Stop.

He's a beauty.

Stop.

Coming up.

I do speak French and German. Do you speak anything?

I only speak English, and I don't always do so well.

Jake, can you put that in the umbrella stand?

Yep.

Oh, my God. I have not been here since the renters moved out and the new guy's

coming.

I want to do the smell test.

Oh, it's not good. This past summer, I rented out the townhouse, so I did play

landlord quite a bit.

Wow, Sonia, you were actually out of the townhouse.

I did. And you got full asking, which is... 32. 32 a month. Which is exactly

what I had asked for.

Oh, no. This was where the leak was. You see? Look at my beautiful car.

These are still wet.

Jay. Oh, yeah, that's not good. No, no, no.

WTF.

My long -term tenant has checked out. So now I need to get it cleaned up and

show it to new prospective tenants.

Hi, how are you? I have a leak that stemmed from my skyroof because I wasn't

there to caulk it myself. And nobody caulks a skyroof as good as I do. How's

going? Look.

I think they left it pretty nice.

Look, I've never had a leak in this house.

I never had a leak. And it's still leaking. In her new apartment, Sonia

shines when you see her. She's light, she's happy, she's got no baggage.

And the minute I walked into the townhouse, it's like a paranormal

feeling when you walk in. Look at my beautiful baseboards!

Like, you know, it grabs hold of Sonia's personality and she's like manic.

Just have John take them and clean them. This panel's in the basement and the

panel from the bedroom. I would just take the whole thing off until you get

all fixed and you feel confident.

Let me ask you this.

Go ahead.

Why not clean the one on that side?

Yes, you do. You have to clean the other one. Do I have to? Because I didn't

want to spend both. I was thinking, if I clean one.

I know very well that's a good deal. If I have to do it at night in between the

sheets.

It's a lot of work.

Well, for curtains, I'll do it. Let's face it. People have had a lot to say

about my John.

But when it comes to dry cleaning, it's all good. The girl, he's a saint. He's a

saint when it comes to dry cleaning.

How's it feel being back in, walking around?

You're thinking about selling your place? No, I said, how's it feel for you

walk back in? I bet you don't really miss it. No, I'm just telling you, if

you're thinking about this, this is a wait. Being back here, I can't wait to

the hell out of here. Right? I can't wait. I saw the most amazing apartment

morning. That's why I knew you were asking this. I knew it was going there.

past six months have been all about this huge emotional change.

And the last part of it for me is moving.

The apartment that I live in presently, Hannah and I mourned Richard there.

There were a lot of fantastic things that happened, but there were a lot of

endings. And I really think it's time to start fresh. I think we've lived and

done this apartment.

Sona, I'm telling you, I think it's my home. I knew it right away.

It's in Sutton Place. Would you believe that? Yeah, it's nice over there. I love

it. All right. Let's go look at what's downstairs.

Sutton Place is great because it's a little London -y. It's not Mommy'sville.

And you feel elegant, grown up, and you're at a point in your life where you

just walk to Midtown and go to Bergdorf's and have lunch.

All right. Let's just throw these over there first. All right. Our job is done.

Yeah. Once they get mold, you're done.

Oh, I brought my straightest day.

Jake, hair, can you take these off?

Oh, you've got my, you've got my, hold on. You've got me hooked on.

Holy, that could have been a porn flick.

Hello. Hello. How are you?

I'm good. Great to see you. You too.

Oh, you're new.

The double cheek.

Oh, yes. I spent two years in Paris, so you're four. Sometimes it's three. Oh,

yeah. If you really like somebody, it's three kisses. Yeah, absolutely.

Or double kisses. Four.

That I haven't done. You'll have to teach me that one. That's new to me.

I don't have time to do this, what, swipe left, swipe right. I don't even

which way to swipe.

So I'm turning to Rory, a matchmaker that I met at a speed dating event. I

these guys, and I make sure they are who they say they are. And to make sure

that we match you up with everyone, it's going to make sense to you. The

chemistry, that's going to be up to you because I ain't kissing them for you.

No? No. You want your test run from me? Absolutely not.

Rory showed me a photo of Mark, and let's face it, he's no red scarf guy.

Since you're kind enough to bring me a drink, I thought I'd bring you a drink.

Cheers. But he's educated.

He's successful.

He's worldly. So I'll give it a shot.

I understand from Rory that you were born in Germany.

That's right. But where I was conceived is more interesting.

Do you want to hear that story or no? Okay, I'm just curious. Are you German?

Yes. Can I get you anything to drink?

Wine? Yes. Are you thinking like a glass or?

I say let's go for a bottle. Let's do it.

Let's try the Piero Riccardi.

From Lazio, because I like the soccer team there. You like the soccer team?

That's how you're going to choose a wine? That's how we make wine decisions.

my Lord.

I do speak French, and I do speak German. I lived in Paris for two years.

speak anything?

I only speak English, and that I don't always do so well.

If I'm going to date someone, the most important thing I'm looking for is a man

who's been married.

I have never asked anybody to marry.

I almost got married eight times.

Number two, a man at this point in his life doesn't have to work from eight in

the morning to eight at night. Well, I mean, I work. I mean, from when I wake

till at night.

Someone who likes to be social. So I found this place, 16 acres, in the

Can't see my neighbors.

I love total isolation.

Number three, someone with strong morals.

It's unnatural to be monogamous.

People evolve and change, and what if you're not evolving and changing? I

know. I think I'm a sexual creature, and I was monogamous, so I disagree with

that. I'm thinking like as a species.

You look at all the other species of the world, and they have different means.

But we're not animals.

I'll give you some animal stories, but you've got me from my past.

So, you know, you do what works for you.

Judgment will kill you. Don't do it. It's toxic.

All I can say is red flags are all over the place.

Can I give you my philosophy on marriage? No.

I'll say it anyway.

Divorce rates 50%. La la la.

In my mind, it's actually 90%. 10 % of those are together because of the kids.

Another 10 % are together because of finances.

Another 10 % are together because they don't want to die alone.

Before you know it, you're really a 10%. All right.

I mean, these are just huge flags. I mean, I'm just not barking up that tree.

No, no, give me, tell me. I don't know. You kind of beat your own drummer, so

there you go.

Coming up.

Just own that you did heckle the Giovanni and that you brought up the

did heckle the Giovanni.

Hi. How are you?

It's open here.

It's four of us. Thank you.

Thank you.

I have not been here in a minute.

Dorinda and Luann are definitely on different pages.

They don't need to be best friends, but there has to be some movement for the

group. I should do an extra lunch.

Like, be the conciliary.

Like the brown spot, too.

Well.

Without the clip. And that will break the tension.

Everyone's always on different sort of eating things. Maybe just do, like, a

gluten -free angel here. With, like, pomodoro.

Excellent. Okay?

With olive oil, not butter. Whether they punch each other, make love, end up in

a dumpster with duct tape over their mouth.

Something will happen here.

You look beautiful. I thought it was gangster. It was, but I had a thing

and I tried to market it. So I don't look like an asshole, do I? No, I was

to wear this sequined Gucci jacket, but I thought I already had this on. But I

feel like a little bit of a gangsta. Yeah, this is good. I'm hosting a sit

-down. But look, I did my hair pink for you. But I'm hosting a sit -down.

Bethany looks like the DA that's going to prosecute someone like me. She's got

rhinestone bow on, for God's sake. I went from feeling like a gangster to

feeling like just a jackass.

And my hair's pink.

Is everyone else coming up gangster?

I don't think you look gangster. I think you look, like, just cool.

Thanks.

You nervous?

No. The way I'm looking to come today, Barb wasn't going to come. We just need

to have this conversation. And I know he doesn't want to talk about anything,

but I think you can't not talk about anything. You can't be like, oh, hey,

it's rainbows and unicorns. You don't have to kill each other. I don't feel

way. But I feel like you have to say something. I don't feel that way in any

part of my life.

Here's the thing.

Maybe we've got to put a pin on it for now, but I don't want this unrest.

No, but you have to at least agree to disagree or can you give me this, can I

give you that. I think they need to at least, just, I did this, you did that.

Like, I feel that I maybe didn't need to scream Giovanni at the top of my lungs

at your show.

Maybe my saying settle down and you're starting.

Maybe she shouldn't have done that. I mean, like, just cop to something.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Good, how are you doing?

Good to see you.

How are you? I'm wonderful.

You look pretty.

Hey, babe.

Hi, how are you?

Good, how are you? Good.

Pink hair.

Well, she said I was a gangster.

She looks a little more gangster.

Oh, you dress gangster. I got it. So is the pink hair for the gangster? Yes.

Wow,

you went all out.

Doesn't it look good, though?

With the pink lipstick?

What happened to the fun, Luann?

I guess the countess doesn't do gangster.

How's the house?

She moved into a new house? Yes, on upstate New York. Yes, yes.

To your sight, do you feel just better there? You love it.

Yeah, I like it. It's like a... Is it an old house? Is it a new build?

It's a mid -century house, and it's round.

Wow. Yeah, it's very cool. The devil will never get there. You know why they

that in New England?

The Puritans used to make round houses because the devil can only catch you in

corner. Really?

Well, they say it's very good feng shui to have a round house.

You know, animals live in round things, live in trees.

Indians live in TVs. Wow, predators can't get you. Because you need a corner

get up. It really is a castle.

Not enough predators.

These two bitches are whack jobs.

I don't know what the fuck they're even talking about. When I look for real

estate, I don't, like, consider if the devil's coming over.

Oh, there comes Barbara. She did.

She did.

Look at her.

I'm ready to go.

Here, give me your gangster hard hat. I have more. I'm ready to go. I thought

this was a gangster lunch. I got my fedora.

Luanna's dressed as herself. Just because she went to jail for one night

mean she's a gangster.

Oh, wow. I love it when they bring you food.

You don't even have to order. I ordered ahead. Is that okay? Yeah. It's stuff

you guys are all going to like. I'm glad.

Prosciutto? Yeah.

I'm going to bring a side of avocado and tomato, please. Thank you so much.

Okay, so that we all know why we're here.

I just want to say, you know, I love you. I hope we can work this out. I

we were on a good path.

But I do want to say that, you know, I care for you.

And even if we can't be friends right now, which maybe, you know, we're both

different parts of our life, I want us both to have peace about it. And I want

you to know, you know, I care for you and I love you.

You know that old saying, I may not be able to wish you luck, but I wish you

well. Well, I wish you well, too. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to.

Keep this whole thing going. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable.

I don't want to be uncomfortable.

I don't. You know, we see each other a lot. We have the same friends. And, you

know, and I don't want it to be like that. I really don't. I just want to

forward. Can I say something? I'd like to say something to make it matter for

getting involved.

There's no relationship, even no perfect relationship.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, they both make mistakes.

And, you know, everybody's got to own their own.

To the English aristocracy, we're not comparing ourselves. I'm saying in any

relationship, even if it seems perfect, everybody makes mistakes.

Yes, and I've gotten through a lot of those things that happened after

Cartagena.

Now I know what you really think about me. I know

what you really think. You started on me. No, I supported you for everything.

Don't point your finger at me.

I did get a mugshot over it.

Really? I didn't, really.

I apologize for that. I know we were good after Kurt and Hannah, and then the

cabaret show happened. If you want to be clear, I'm with someone for seven

years. Oh, no, no, we're not going to the John story.

I was hurt that John wasn't invited.

Just that you did heckle the Giovanni and that you brought up the papers. I

didn't heckle the Giovanni. Do you guys like my new dress?

I mean, what?

Not even a sorry, just like, maybe I did. Like, whoops, did I do that?

Oh, my God, something.

I don't think I did, but if we want to do this.

Oh, no, no, no, I really thought that it was, I thought that you thought that

you did.

Ramona may be the apologizer, but Dorinda is the denier.

Let's just say that we're even true.

All these taxes afterwards. Great to see you.

I sent you my prayer.

I thought we were past it and moving forward.

I think now we give it time. And if it's meant to be, it'll be. If not, you

know, everything in life has a beginning, a middle and an end.

And you can't beat a dead horse.

You know what Dorinda's problem is? She can't say I'm wrong.

She always has an excuse for everything.

And she's her own worst enemy.

I'm so proud of you for everything you've done. I think it's fantastic.

You look great. Your cabaret shoes are fantastic. You've got this new home to

start this new life. Exactly. I have a new chapter in my life, and I really am

looking forward to that.

You guys could be in it together. Maybe not right now.

I'm going to go home. I don't know why I did this. I don't know why I've gotten

myself into this. I don't think these two are ever going to really get deep.

It's the truth.

There's no more. I don't want you to feel like uncomfortable.

I don't. I never did. I was ready to come to the club. One day they'll beat

out of each other. I'll be with my popcorn front and center. But right now

just making it nice.

Okay. I want you to.

Okay. Truth.

Let's put our guns down.

I'm going to give you a hug. Even if you want it or don't want it.

I can't. I can't talk.

I'm talking. I'm saying something wrong.

This conversation is over. I don't feel like there was any real apology. It's

just not going to happen. So I just want to move on.

I want a kiss.

Just because we're in little Italy doesn't mean this is the kiss of death.

just a kiss of meh, meh.

That was awesome. That was awesome. I feel great.

That's amazing.

Coming up.

This Scott thing, he should be chasing you. I would prefer him to be a son -in

-law rather than just some guy.

Oh, my diner butters.

My mother would be very proud. She'll laugh.

All right, so I've got this. Let me put this here.

Throw in my little bud until my lovey gets here.

Hey. How's it going?

How are you?

Oh, you look so great.

Well, I want to tell you. Look how slim you are. I wanted to.

Tell you that I wasn't just lying about my work, you know. It's so nice seeing

you and looking like you did 17 years ago. Oh, yeah, sure.

Yeah, I'm telling you.

You're supposed to say that to me as well. Your age says you know that.

Lori is a true New Yorker and a bit of a broad.

She sold me my apartment in 2001, and she has stories.

That would knock your socks off.

Do you want a cup of tea? Do you want a glass of wine?

I'll have a sip of wine or champagne or whatever you have. I'm very pleased

about that.

Then we relax us, right? Exactly. Oh, because zoptic you are. Still got a

bit. Is that the word, zoptic? Zoptic.

Someone puts their arm around you and feels great about putting their arm

you. Nobody wants to feel bones.

Oh, thanks a lot.

Oh! These Yiddish words that she uses for me are actually endearing. Even if

they're insulting, they're actually meant to be endearing.

It is so time to sell my apartment.

That's great.

I really, I need a fresh start.

I've got a new apartment on 54th.

But I also don't want to be renting this apartment and then having this lie

empty. What do you think I could rent it for if I dial it up? 8 ,000. Yeah.

I think so at least. Oh yeah, I could ask more.

I think the best way to handle the next step with my apartment is I put a price

on it. If I don't get it, I'll rent it.

Keep it for a couple years, make a little income, and then decide maybe by

Hannah will have a baby. She can move in there.

Oh, my God, Lori, don't you wish we had a picture of when we first sold this?

Yes, yes. But you know what? In those years, you didn't photograph like you do

now. We didn't have the iPhone.

It was right there. Let's do this.

Let's do this. The girls.

I'll hold on to your soft take waste.

That's awful. Oh, that feels good.

It does not.

Well, these girls are definitely going to be... Really?

You got it, Mom?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Go in here.

Oh, hi.

Oh, you're doing a selfie?

No, just... Hi.

Hi. How are you?

Hi, girl.

No, because I know you guys look party -mad gorgeous all the time. Look at you.

Look at you.

Dale's my cup of tea. She rubs off good on me.

I feel like when I'm around her, I learn things, and she makes me a better

person. She has good manners.

I need to show you something right now. My daughter sent me. Her dad is in tears

right now.

Oh, I don't have my glasses, so I can't see.

I'm going to blow it up for you, Dale.

Honey, you can't blow it up big enough for me. Dad cried when I made cum laude,

letter from school.

Thirteen kids out of 165 got, how do you say it, scholar?

Cum laude.

I said come, Lord. That sounds exact, right? Whatever.

Come, Lord. Come, Lord.

Come, Lord.

Come, Lord.

What's this? This is Allison Olivia.

I love Allison Olivia. She loves Allison Olivia. But she has a body for Allison

Olivia. You undervalue yourself. Well, thank you. Don't you think she

undervalues? She's insecure a lot. She doesn't have a big ego.

One week Sonia says I'm ineffable, and the next week she's saying that I

undervalue myself.

I mean, if these are friends, then, like, who needs enemies?

Let the guys chase you. I don't even care anymore. Like, this Scott thing, he

should be chasing you. All the guys should be chasing you.

I mean, he's in Chicago.

He's a great guy.

But I would prefer him to be a son -in -law rather than just some guy.

There's 500 guys is all I'm saying. But are there really?

Okay. Oh, my God. Stop. All right. Let's cheers because I want to have a sip of

this wine.

This is my thing.

When you're her age and his age, six months is enough to know. No, one night

know. People ask me to marry him on the first date. I went on a date last week.

He asked me the first night.

Six months is plenty of time. But, I mean, we've had breakups. We've had

because of me trying to do things in New York, him being in Chicago, being busy.

So even though we've been together off and on for like a year and a half, let's

say, it's really like a couple months, Mom.

She's not going to give it that much more time.

What?

The ball's in his court. First of all, what she just said is not true because

that's not the case. I'm happy with him right now. You don't have to do

anything. I don't have to. You know, I'm sorry. I don't need a ring or things

like that in order to be with him. I'm not going to get rid of my boyfriend

because I don't have a ring on my finger. You're going to stay committed?

You're not going to stay with him for another three years if he doesn't.

We're talking about three years? I'm just saying. I'm talking about a couple

months here. Tinsley, she's up to her same old tricks. Meet a guy, be

codependent, let him just treat you badly, have you hanging around for a

years for a couple of pairs of shoes and a handbag, empty promises, and wasted

time again.

All right, enough about my relationship. It is fine. I want to talk about

somebody for you.

I don't have problems.

I beat them off. I beat them off, but I have too many guys. When I go out with a

guy, they know what I want. I want a man that is serious, has a life of his own,

friends of his own, and can take care of me. Because I can take care of a man.

That's for sure. I know, I know, I know.

Coming up.

You're starting to look like you drank the Kool -Aid.

It's not a glass.

It's not a glass. It's a cherry.

Luann says it's a cherry.

I mean, it's getting weird.

Here she is.

It is. What's up?

You look gorgeous. I can't wait to see your place.

Oh, my God. You look so nice.

Well, I just got off of a construction site.

Well, you don't look like. I had to get the guys to move their asses. Was that

why you got this dress on? Did they move their asses? Well, when it's almost

time for moving, I have to dress, you know, a little bit like an animal.

I got to get the tiger in me to keep it moving. Because it's money.

It's time.

It's like, you know, things got to move. I love it. Oh, my God.

Oh, thanks. I love the high ceiling.

Clearly, Barbara and I haven't been able to connect. So now we have something in

common. I might want to rent my apartment.

My apartment needs to be redone.

She's in construction.

Have her come over.

Let's get away from the loo thing and talk about my tiles.

So what do you want to do? Do you want to do something with the kitchen?

We're going to rent it. Let me tell you what I've done with Lori.

I set the price at a level that if I get it, I would be dumb not to take it. For

sale? Yes. Okay. But to leave it as is and sell it or to renovate? I want to

spruce it up no matter what.

I think you should paint it. Well, I've got to redo the floors. Yeah,

definitely. I mean, these floors are atrocious.

What about these lights?

Well, I'm not doing all that. No? Not for rental.

Do you want to redo the counter?

No. No? Okay.

I would want to take this off.

You want to just reface it, maybe? Reface all the cabinets? Yeah. What do

think? To me, I would never reface these. I would just rip out the whole

kitchen.

That's $100 ,000.

No. Yes, it is.

Really? You don't know the right contractor.

I'm a little taken aback by Dorinda's apartment.

I was expecting to see something a lot more refined.

Where's your pink hair? I loved your pink hair. Oh, I washed it out. Oh, you

did? I love that. Did you? Yes.

How did you think the lunch went? Luann said that she was happy that you guys

have moved past it, but she also said she was surprised, like, you wouldn't

budge on an apology.

I was a little dissatisfied, I must say, at the end of the lunch. I really would

have liked to hear her take some sort of ownership.

But do you feel like you trust her? And do you feel like in the same way that

you did before?

The relationship has changed.

It's just a different friendship. She was like, I just really thought she was

going to apologize.

She's stuck, the poor girl. She's really stuck.

I feel sorry for her. She's got to get someone to help her with that. Hold on.

Because I think she's shadowboxing.

She wants to, and victimizing herself, and she wants to villainize me. And, you

know, to tell you the truth, Barbara, I don't even think about it. I mean, she's

almost obsessed about it. She's really worried. Maybe she should talk to

about it. But aren't you happy that you guys are now friends again? I came out

of the thing feeling great.

So now you start to get into the thing where I'm not an apology.

So if I'm not making an effort, no one is. I'm not saying that. But it was like

you guys are coming from two different perspectives. You don't let me talk.

She thinks one thing, you think another.

I'm not doing this. I just think like she... Barbara, I'm telling you, you

be careful because you can ask the other girls. You're starting to look like you

drank the Kool -Aid.

People are like... No, I'm just drinking champagne. No, no. It's not a glass.

It's not a glass. It's a cherry.

Luann says it's a cherry. It's not a glass. It's a cherry. I swear it's a

cherry. It's a cherry. I mean... No, no, no.

This poor girl has drank so much Kool -Aid that she has type 2 diabetes.

I'm not like that with Luann.

I really don't think she wants us to go forward.

She was talking about you taking some papers, waving them about the lawsuit.

No, well, that didn't happen either. That didn't happen. I don't have any of

ex -husbands suing me. You don't know the story with Luann. Well, I have the

filing, so I actually do understand it.

18 pages.

Bring it on.

I didn't bring papers to the lunch. That was Sonia. Wait, are you telling me

Sonia was waving papers?

She said that the lawsuit wasn't blah, blah, blah. I said it is. She has a

lawsuit. It's filed.

But it's nobody's business.

If she really wants to be Luann's friend, she should have shut down that

conversation. I would hate for someone to talk about my son and my ex -husband.

You know, it's cruel, and it's not supportive of other women, and I hate

don't like it. Does she ever take any blame or responsibility for her own

actions? If I'm drinking Kool -Aid, Dorinda's sniffing glue.

I'm just telling you that she expected an apology.

I need you or Bethany involved in my relationship.

I've been friends with this girl for over 13 years. I was family. I was in

wedding. I know. I was there. I have been her ride or die.

I was there when no one else was around.

I had her in a special ring. She has my prayer cards. I prayed for her. I took

her to church. I was there to the point of humiliation.

There's just so much I can take.

This has got to end because I will not get sick over this.

I won't. And you can go if that's what you're going to come here and aggravate

me because I can't have it. If you want me to go, I'll go. Go. Okay, fine. Go.

I'm not doing this. Go. No problem.

I'm going to be aggravated with this. And you can take your renovation and do

yourself. Yeah, you can stay home.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City. I could not get off the ride,

and it's just, I feel guilty that I'm the only way that I got off the ride is

that he's dead.

Tinsley and her lovely friends have put together a doggy fashion show. I'm

having sex!

What are you doing?

Are you 100 % sure that he will ask you to marry him, that that is going to

happen? How can anybody be sure about anything? Oh, I would be sure. Oh my

if he's willing to walk, that's a deal breaker.

Lewstone Manor is great at Christmas.

But imagine Bluestone Manor on Halloween.

Oh, my God! It's so scary.

I don't like it. It looks like Bethany crying.

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