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Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

I don't want to argue with Dorinda. I
really don't want to see her right now.

don't think I'm ready.

I'm definitely really hurt by it. Oh my
God, don't cry.

Somebody's got to make the first move.

Unfortunately, I don't think it's going
to be Luann. Well, I don't think it's

going to be Dorinda. How is Scott? How's
he doing? He's great. This year, for

me, just to be in Chicago and be settled
and to, like, play hostess, and I felt,

like, so happy. I think people are like,
oh, thank you for having me to your

house. I'm like, oh, you're so welcome.

Oh, my God.

That looks awesome.

This is a definite Sonya Morgan party.

Luann!

Sonya Rita!

Woo!

I plead guilty to being fabulous.

The only thing I'll settle for is more.

People call me over the top, but lately
I prefer being a bottom.

Game set.

Now I need a match.

When life gives me lines, I make
margaritas.

If you've got a problem with me, it's
your problem.

Come down. I got to get my nerve up
here. Well, it's happening now, so you

down. All I want to know is do I have to
clean up the mess?

How are you? You look great.

Thank you. How are you doing? I'm good.
Good. You look fantastic.

Thank you.

How are you?

Good. How are you? You smell good. Thank
you. When did you get back?

Same room. Hey, John. How are you? Last
night.

How are you doing? I'm good. How are
you?

I'm good. You look good. Thank you.

I like the hat.

Well, I had a bad hair day. I did that
today. I had a bad hair day.

Well, you know, I just moved into an
apartment, so I hired an assistant now,

finally. And I go, where's the hair
dryer? He goes, we don't have one.

I said, what do you mean we don't have a
hair dryer?

So anyway, I'm like, okay, it's a hat
day.

That's it. I'm wearing a hat. We used to
do hats.

She's more afraid than I am.

I just wanted to say I miss you.

But she can't even make eye contact with
me. How's Hannah doing?

Hannah's doing great. How are your kids?
Good?

Very good. Victoria's beautiful. I saw
her in her shoot.

She did Nicole Miller's show.

She had a lot of designs in there.

She's doing fantastic.

Well, I miss seeing you. I want to talk
with you outside of the event. We'll

talk another time. It's all about Sonia.

I feel like I'm in the way.

These two people do not seem like people
that were best friends.

This is a tension that will go on
forever and needs to be broken.

Something has to happen for something to
happen.

No, no, no, no.

Tonight's not the night.

Hi, Jen. Hi.

How are you doing? Oh, Dale.

Yeah.

I've got my friend Evan over there. So
you want to talk later? Yeah. I would

have never thought that Dorinda and I
would be in this place. You know, but

it's... Oh, I love your hat. Oh, it's
good to see you. It feels fake.

How'd that go?

I think it went clean.

Yeah, it was nice. You did?

Was it well received?

She said, ah, yeah, we'll talk another
time.

That's all right. I think it was stupid
to say that.

No, I think it was vulnerable.

I don't want to show vulnerability.

I think it was perfect. I think it's all
you wanted for tonight. It's all I

wanted. So then enjoy your night. I
think at some point we'll just have a

watershed because ultimately the
foundation's good. We'll fix the windows

house. We'll fix the windows on the
house.

I think that Dorinda's being very calm.
I think that Luann is definitely feeling

herself and feels like she has the upper
hand. The question is how far is Luann

going to push this?

Because right now it's bending.

But when it breaks, it may not be able
to be packed together.

How did it go?

You know, fine.

She said, I want to talk to you. And I
said, well, we're not going to talk

tonight. It's not the night. So she
agreed, you know.

It is what it is.

Being cordial and that's it.

You

have

a horrible look.

That's better than, Tinsley's like, got
mad at me because I said, She's not

f***able. You dust her off and put her
back on the shelf. She got mad.

Tinsley got mad. You're right. I fluff
up Tinsley's dress like a dom. Well,

you're kind of f***ed up.

And I put her on.

I'm like f***ed 24 hours a day.

I'll be your f***able friend.

Is that an invitation?

No. The rumors are right. Oh, I
definitely had heard that Barbara went

before, so.

Not just because she looks kind of
butch, just because, you know, people

been there and it's been validated, so
to speak.

Bethany, speaking of f***able.

I'm f***ing home.

Get in. Not me.

No, you're the doll.

Sorry.

Sitting next to these hoebags, anybody's
going to seem un -effable.

I'm saying goodbye.

Bye. Yes.

Great team.

Bye -bye.

I'm trying to be open, warm, and
welcoming and see if I can break this

Please come crashing down.

If I love you enough, if I hug you
enough.

I didn't even get a chance to say hello
to you. How are you? I'm good. I'm

leaving early because I have a date.

I just want you to know, I know you went
through something really bad.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

I appreciate Ramona not getting mired in
any kind of conversation.

She wanted to get her thought out and
say she was sorry and keep it moving.

I think that was really smart for both
of us. Luann, saying goodnight.

Congratulations.

I'm so proud of you.

You better not talk about me. I won't
talk about you.

Promise. Because I will. It's easy to
talk about you. I will unzip that dress

and I'll put it to burn on the sidewalk
and you'll be walking home naked.

Woo! Oh, my God.

Sonia, can I come in with you?

Come and kiss me. Yeah, this is a hot
girl.

I didn't get to talk to you guys. No, in
the mouth.

In the mouth.

like a fly trap.

This woman comes in, Sonia locks lips
with her, and the woman disappears.

It was like a drive -by lesbian moment.

Let's all be calm. Be calm.

Naughty.

Naughty girl.

What is going on?

I didn't know this girl earlier, but I
had seen her with her girlfriend at the

bar, and they were, like, nuzzling each
other.

I thought maybe she just wanted to give
me her card. I didn't know she wanted to

slip me the tongue.

Oh, Sonia, how was that?

I can't breathe.

Money can get to 8 a .m. sometimes.

Coming up.

I told my parole officer I got out of
the state and I said, I'm going there on

Friday. She said, you mean, can you go
on Friday?

So this place is absolutely amazing.

They serve 1 .8 million meals to New
Yorkers in need.

1 .8.

So you're going to meet Steven. He's
amazing.

Look at you.

He's so fabulous.

Welcome. Hi.

How are you?

How are you? Thank you. Under the rules
of my probation, I have to do 50 hours

of community service. I've done
community service in the past.

You want to be a model? Are you tall?
Let's see.

And you said how old were you?

Oh, you have plenty of time. And you
know what? Losing weight is easy. That's

the easy part.

So it's something that I don't mind.
Bring it on.

All right. Follow me.

I want to introduce you to our chef.
Hello.

You're going to be right at the end over
here. Hello. Nice to meet you. Nice to

meet you. How are you? I'm all right.
Wow. What kind of soup is that? This is

our Gabonzo and barley soup.

Gabonzo and barley. Okay.

So you're going to be our ladler.

Okay. Took the ladle all the way down to
the bottom. You're going to give the

soup a fluff, bringing the product from
the bottom to the top. Okay. On your way

up, you're going to give the ladle a
shake on the way up, displacing product

adding liquid. Each cup is going to get
one 12 -ounce ladle, just like so.

You're going to slide it down to our
burpers, to our litters. We do not want

double dip. One straight scoop.

Okay. No double dipping and burping. No
double dipping.

I take my community service very
seriously.

That looks awesome. That's a perfect cup
of soup.

Every time I have to pour some soup into
a cup is a reminder of what my life is

going to be like for the next year.

You really have to shake it, huh?
Because otherwise you end up with too

product.

You didn't see that.

You didn't see that.

Oh, boy.

I'm going to double dip.

Oh, sorry.

Am I doing okay?

Yes. Wow. Oh.

I'm not very good at ladling.

It's not that easy to not double dip.
And that ladle's heavy.

I need to get girls in here to help,
Ann.

Oh, my God. I can't imagine Sonia in
here.

It would be like the Ethel and Lucy.

I saw my parole officers for the first
time today.

What did she leave?

She is like a no -nonsense woman.

No, New York City parole officer. Yeah,
and she asked for my ID. She asked for

my registration for my car.

Then I told her I bought a house of C,
and I said, I'm going there on Friday.

She says, you mean Penn you go on
Friday?

She's like, you can always go to Palm
Beach and go to jail if you want. And I

said, oh, that's okay.

I think I'll stay. I think I'll just do
my parole.

And so, yeah, it was kind of rough. You
always hear about parole, but you don't

know what that really means. Now I have
to have permission to go away.

I have to, you know, do drug testing.

And, you know, I have to be in my best
behavior.

I don't want to mess with her. No, she's
not.

Dorinda looks like a lightweight.

Oh,

when are we going to taste it? Let's
taste it.

We're breaking all the rules. I just
want to see if nobody's looking.

Cheers.

All right.

Yummy. So it looks like our last soup
has been made.

We have to taste it. You know,

if you're going to soup it out, you got
to taste it first.

I'll tell you, that's definitely the
first in this kitchen. Definitely the

first. Breaking the rules.

Hello, how are you today?

I would like my usual, please. Of
course. My mom's actually here now.

coming down. She wants like a champagne.

Of course. Thank you. You're welcome.

Fill to the brim. Thank you so much.
Enjoy. Thank you. Thank you.

Hi.

Hi. Sorry.

You just bought me tasting your
champagne.

Hi, Mommy.

Hi. Hi.

There he is. Thank you for bringing my
baby back. There's my boy. My baby.

Hi, honey.

And you bought his cute sweater when I
got him.

Yes. Hey.

My mom is by herself. I mean, she has my
dog Bambi with her now, but she uses

every excuse in the book to get up in
New York to see me because that's when

she's at most at peace and at calm is
when she's around her children, even

though she's not peaceful or calm.

By the way, do you like?

Wait, what?

Mom, these are Tabitha Simmons shoes.

These are Topper's wife's shoe company.
I know that.

I can't believe that you're wearing
these. I happen to love her things. I

too. I just think since, you know, it's
my ex -husband's new wife. He has the

most beautiful baby I have ever seen in
my life. Without a doubt. The most

beautiful. I've seen pictures.

I know.

So we're back on the baby talk.

We have a little picture here of your
beautiful egg. Oh, my God.

It's like my baby.

We're not on the baby talk. Okay.
Because, I mean, it's Topper's baby.

Yeah, I know. I don't want to talk about
it. And I'm happy for him. I sent a

present from us.

I know.

I know. It's all good. My mother
honestly thinks that if she did not

do something in life, like to, I don't
know, brush her hair or put on lip gloss

or... You know that you're 43 and you
have a baby. She honestly thinks that I

don't know. I'm like, thank you for
telling me. Because I would never have

had you not said that.

You're a genius, Mom. Thank you.

You've got to look at this. I have been
working on this. I told you I was making

a stocking for Dabney's boyfriend, Jay.

But look at this. I'm still working on
it. But isn't it cute?

Oh, my God.

This one is like your best one so far.

I've got to finish it because I have to
have it made into the stocking because I

want it for him for Christmas. I wanted
to do one for Scott.

Why does Dabney get one and I don't?

Well, let's see how things, you know,
pan out and progress. I was just in

Chicago. You know, things are good.

I feel like my relationship is like I'm
on a chopping block and I have to sit

there and defend it all the time. Look,
no relationship is perfect. Scott and I

still have things to work out, but...

We're in it. We're together, and we're
going to work on this relationship.

I mean, I've invested a lot of time in
this. I love him, and I'm going to do

that. Okay, come here. I'm going to
strip you, baby.

You want to see what you got.

Oh, my goodness. Look at those pecs.
Look at you.

Don't even stop. Don't expose my child.
Stop.

He's a beauty.

Stop.

Coming up.

I do speak French and German. Do you
speak anything?

I only speak English, and I don't always
do so well.

Jake, can you put that in the umbrella
stand?

Yep.

Oh, my God. I have not been here since
the renters moved out and the new guy's

coming.

I want to do the smell test.

Oh, it's not good. This past summer, I
rented out the townhouse, so I did play

landlord quite a bit.

Wow, Sonia, you were actually out of the
townhouse.

I did. And you got full asking, which
is... 32. 32 a month. Which is exactly

what I had asked for.

Oh, no. This was where the leak was. You
see? Look at my beautiful car.

These are still wet.

Jay. Oh, yeah, that's not good. No, no,
no.

WTF.

My long -term tenant has checked out. So
now I need to get it cleaned up and

show it to new prospective tenants.

Hi, how are you? I have a leak that
stemmed from my skyroof because I wasn't

there to caulk it myself. And nobody
caulks a skyroof as good as I do. How's

going? Look.

I think they left it pretty nice.

Look, I've never had a leak in this
house.

I never had a leak. And it's still
leaking. In her new apartment, Sonia

shines when you see her. She's light,
she's happy, she's got no baggage.

And the minute I walked into the
townhouse, it's like a paranormal

feeling when you walk in. Look at my
beautiful baseboards!

Like, you know, it grabs hold of Sonia's
personality and she's like manic.

Just have John take them and clean them.
This panel's in the basement and the

panel from the bedroom. I would just
take the whole thing off until you get

all fixed and you feel confident.

Let me ask you this.

Go ahead.

Why not clean the one on that side?

Yes, you do. You have to clean the other
one. Do I have to? Because I didn't

want to spend both. I was thinking, if I
clean one.

I know very well that's a good deal. If
I have to do it at night in between the

sheets.

It's a lot of work.

Well, for curtains, I'll do it. Let's
face it. People have had a lot to say

about my John.

But when it comes to dry cleaning, it's
all good. The girl, he's a saint. He's a

saint when it comes to dry cleaning.

How's it feel being back in, walking
around?

You're thinking about selling your
place? No, I said, how's it feel for you

walk back in? I bet you don't really
miss it. No, I'm just telling you, if

you're thinking about this, this is a
wait. Being back here, I can't wait to

the hell out of here. Right? I can't
wait. I saw the most amazing apartment

morning. That's why I knew you were
asking this. I knew it was going there.

past six months have been all about this
huge emotional change.

And the last part of it for me is
moving.

The apartment that I live in presently,
Hannah and I mourned Richard there.

There were a lot of fantastic things
that happened, but there were a lot of

endings. And I really think it's time to
start fresh. I think we've lived and

done this apartment.

Sona, I'm telling you, I think it's my
home. I knew it right away.

It's in Sutton Place. Would you believe
that? Yeah, it's nice over there. I love

it. All right. Let's go look at what's
downstairs.

Sutton Place is great because it's a
little London -y. It's not Mommy'sville.

And you feel elegant, grown up, and
you're at a point in your life where you

just walk to Midtown and go to
Bergdorf's and have lunch.

All right. Let's just throw these over
there first. All right. Our job is done.

Yeah. Once they get mold, you're done.

Oh, I brought my straightest day.

Jake, hair, can you take these off?

Oh, you've got my, you've got my, hold
on. You've got me hooked on.

Holy, that could have been a porn flick.

Hello. Hello. How are you?

I'm good. Great to see you. You too.

Oh, you're new.

The double cheek.

Oh, yes. I spent two years in Paris, so
you're four. Sometimes it's three. Oh,

yeah. If you really like somebody, it's
three kisses. Yeah, absolutely.

Or double kisses. Four.

That I haven't done. You'll have to
teach me that one. That's new to me.

I don't have time to do this, what,
swipe left, swipe right. I don't even

which way to swipe.

So I'm turning to Rory, a matchmaker
that I met at a speed dating event. I

these guys, and I make sure they are who
they say they are. And to make sure

that we match you up with everyone, it's
going to make sense to you. The

chemistry, that's going to be up to you
because I ain't kissing them for you.

No? No. You want your test run from me?
Absolutely not.

Rory showed me a photo of Mark, and
let's face it, he's no red scarf guy.

Since you're kind enough to bring me a
drink, I thought I'd bring you a drink.

Cheers. But he's educated.

He's successful.

He's worldly. So I'll give it a shot.

I understand from Rory that you were
born in Germany.

That's right. But where I was conceived
is more interesting.

Do you want to hear that story or no?
Okay, I'm just curious. Are you German?

Yes. Can I get you anything to drink?

Wine? Yes. Are you thinking like a glass
or?

I say let's go for a bottle. Let's do
it.

Let's try the Piero Riccardi.

From Lazio, because I like the soccer
team there. You like the soccer team?

That's how you're going to choose a
wine? That's how we make wine decisions.

my Lord.

I do speak French, and I do speak
German. I lived in Paris for two years.

speak anything?

I only speak English, and that I don't
always do so well.

If I'm going to date someone, the most
important thing I'm looking for is a man

who's been married.

I have never asked anybody to marry.

I almost got married eight times.

Number two, a man at this point in his
life doesn't have to work from eight in

the morning to eight at night. Well, I
mean, I work. I mean, from when I wake

till at night.

Someone who likes to be social. So I
found this place, 16 acres, in the

Can't see my neighbors.

I love total isolation.

Number three, someone with strong
morals.

It's unnatural to be monogamous.

People evolve and change, and what if
you're not evolving and changing? I

know. I think I'm a sexual creature, and
I was monogamous, so I disagree with

that. I'm thinking like as a species.

You look at all the other species of the
world, and they have different means.

But we're not animals.

I'll give you some animal stories, but
you've got me from my past.

So, you know, you do what works for you.

Judgment will kill you. Don't do it.
It's toxic.

All I can say is red flags are all over
the place.

Can I give you my philosophy on
marriage? No.

I'll say it anyway.

Divorce rates 50%. La la la.

In my mind, it's actually 90%. 10 % of
those are together because of the kids.

Another 10 % are together because of
finances.

Another 10 % are together because they
don't want to die alone.

Before you know it, you're really a 10%.
All right.

I mean, these are just huge flags. I
mean, I'm just not barking up that tree.

No, no, give me, tell me. I don't know.
You kind of beat your own drummer, so

there you go.

Coming up.

Just own that you did heckle the
Giovanni and that you brought up the

did heckle the Giovanni.

Hi. How are you?

It's open here.

It's four of us. Thank you.

Thank you.

I have not been here in a minute.

Dorinda and Luann are definitely on
different pages.

They don't need to be best friends, but
there has to be some movement for the

group. I should do an extra lunch.

Like, be the conciliary.

Like the brown spot, too.

Well.

Without the clip. And that will break
the tension.

Everyone's always on different sort of
eating things. Maybe just do, like, a

gluten -free angel here. With, like,
pomodoro.

Excellent. Okay?

With olive oil, not butter. Whether they
punch each other, make love, end up in

a dumpster with duct tape over their
mouth.

Something will happen here.

You look beautiful. I thought it was
gangster. It was, but I had a thing

and I tried to market it. So I don't
look like an asshole, do I? No, I was

to wear this sequined Gucci jacket, but
I thought I already had this on. But I

feel like a little bit of a gangsta.
Yeah, this is good. I'm hosting a sit

-down. But look, I did my hair pink for
you. But I'm hosting a sit -down.

Bethany looks like the DA that's going
to prosecute someone like me. She's got

rhinestone bow on, for God's sake. I
went from feeling like a gangster to

feeling like just a jackass.

And my hair's pink.

Is everyone else coming up gangster?

I don't think you look gangster. I think
you look, like, just cool.

Thanks.

You nervous?

No. The way I'm looking to come today,
Barb wasn't going to come. We just need

to have this conversation. And I know he
doesn't want to talk about anything,

but I think you can't not talk about
anything. You can't be like, oh, hey,

it's rainbows and unicorns. You don't
have to kill each other. I don't feel

way. But I feel like you have to say
something. I don't feel that way in any

part of my life.

Here's the thing.

Maybe we've got to put a pin on it for
now, but I don't want this unrest.

No, but you have to at least agree to
disagree or can you give me this, can I

give you that. I think they need to at
least, just, I did this, you did that.

Like, I feel that I maybe didn't need to
scream Giovanni at the top of my lungs

at your show.

Maybe my saying settle down and you're
starting.

Maybe she shouldn't have done that. I
mean, like, just cop to something.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Good, how are you
doing?

Good to see you.

How are you? I'm wonderful.

You look pretty.

Hey, babe.

Hi, how are you?

Good, how are you? Good.

Pink hair.

Well, she said I was a gangster.

She looks a little more gangster.

Oh, you dress gangster. I got it. So is
the pink hair for the gangster? Yes.

Wow,

you went all out.

Doesn't it look good, though?

With the pink lipstick?

What happened to the fun, Luann?

I guess the countess doesn't do
gangster.

How's the house?

She moved into a new house? Yes, on
upstate New York. Yes, yes.

To your sight, do you feel just better
there? You love it.

Yeah, I like it. It's like a... Is it an
old house? Is it a new build?

It's a mid -century house, and it's
round.

Wow. Yeah, it's very cool. The devil
will never get there. You know why they

that in New England?

The Puritans used to make round houses
because the devil can only catch you in

corner. Really?

Well, they say it's very good feng shui
to have a round house.

You know, animals live in round things,
live in trees.

Indians live in TVs. Wow, predators
can't get you. Because you need a corner

get up. It really is a castle.

Not enough predators.

These two bitches are whack jobs.

I don't know what the fuck they're even
talking about. When I look for real

estate, I don't, like, consider if the
devil's coming over.

Oh, there comes Barbara. She did.

She did.

Look at her.

I'm ready to go.

Here, give me your gangster hard hat. I
have more. I'm ready to go. I thought

this was a gangster lunch. I got my
fedora.

Luanna's dressed as herself. Just
because she went to jail for one night

mean she's a gangster.

Oh, wow. I love it when they bring you
food.

You don't even have to order. I ordered
ahead. Is that okay? Yeah. It's stuff

you guys are all going to like. I'm
glad.

Prosciutto? Yeah.

I'm going to bring a side of avocado and
tomato, please. Thank you so much.

Okay, so that we all know why we're
here.

I just want to say, you know, I love
you. I hope we can work this out. I

we were on a good path.

But I do want to say that, you know, I
care for you.

And even if we can't be friends right
now, which maybe, you know, we're both

different parts of our life, I want us
both to have peace about it. And I want

you to know, you know, I care for you
and I love you.

You know that old saying, I may not be
able to wish you luck, but I wish you

well. Well, I wish you well, too. Yeah.
I mean, I don't want to.

Keep this whole thing going. I don't
want you to feel uncomfortable.

I don't want to be uncomfortable.

I don't. You know, we see each other a
lot. We have the same friends. And, you

know, and I don't want it to be like
that. I really don't. I just want to

forward. Can I say something? I'd like
to say something to make it matter for

getting involved.

There's no relationship, even no perfect
relationship.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, they
both make mistakes.

And, you know, everybody's got to own
their own.

To the English aristocracy, we're not
comparing ourselves. I'm saying in any

relationship, even if it seems perfect,
everybody makes mistakes.

Yes, and I've gotten through a lot of
those things that happened after

Cartagena.

Now I know what you really think about
me. I know

what you really think. You started on
me. No, I supported you for everything.

Don't point your finger at me.

I did get a mugshot over it.

Really? I didn't, really.

I apologize for that. I know we were
good after Kurt and Hannah, and then the

cabaret show happened. If you want to be
clear, I'm with someone for seven

years. Oh, no, no, we're not going to
the John story.

I was hurt that John wasn't invited.

Just that you did heckle the Giovanni
and that you brought up the papers. I

didn't heckle the Giovanni. Do you guys
like my new dress?

I mean, what?

Not even a sorry, just like, maybe I
did. Like, whoops, did I do that?

Oh, my God, something.

I don't think I did, but if we want to
do this.

Oh, no, no, no, I really thought that it
was, I thought that you thought that

you did.

Ramona may be the apologizer, but
Dorinda is the denier.

Let's just say that we're even true.

All these taxes afterwards. Great to see
you.

I sent you my prayer.

I thought we were past it and moving
forward.

I think now we give it time. And if it's
meant to be, it'll be. If not, you

know, everything in life has a
beginning, a middle and an end.

And you can't beat a dead horse.

You know what Dorinda's problem is? She
can't say I'm wrong.

She always has an excuse for everything.

And she's her own worst enemy.

I'm so proud of you for everything
you've done. I think it's fantastic.

You look great. Your cabaret shoes are
fantastic. You've got this new home to

start this new life. Exactly. I have a
new chapter in my life, and I really am

looking forward to that.

You guys could be in it together. Maybe
not right now.

I'm going to go home. I don't know why I
did this. I don't know why I've gotten

myself into this. I don't think these
two are ever going to really get deep.

It's the truth.

There's no more. I don't want you to
feel like uncomfortable.

I don't. I never did. I was ready to
come to the club. One day they'll beat

out of each other. I'll be with my
popcorn front and center. But right now

just making it nice.

Okay. I want you to.

Okay. Truth.

Let's put our guns down.

I'm going to give you a hug. Even if you
want it or don't want it.

I can't. I can't talk.

I'm talking. I'm saying something wrong.

This conversation is over. I don't feel
like there was any real apology. It's

just not going to happen. So I just want
to move on.

I want a kiss.

Just because we're in little Italy
doesn't mean this is the kiss of death.

just a kiss of meh, meh.

That was awesome. That was awesome. I
feel great.

That's amazing.

Coming up.

This Scott thing, he should be chasing
you. I would prefer him to be a son -in

-law rather than just some guy.

Oh, my diner butters.

My mother would be very proud. She'll
laugh.

All right, so I've got this. Let me put
this here.

Throw in my little bud until my lovey
gets here.

Hey. How's it going?

How are you?

Oh, you look so great.

Well, I want to tell you. Look how slim
you are. I wanted to.

Tell you that I wasn't just lying about
my work, you know. It's so nice seeing

you and looking like you did 17 years
ago. Oh, yeah, sure.

Yeah, I'm telling you.

You're supposed to say that to me as
well. Your age says you know that.

Lori is a true New Yorker and a bit of a
broad.

She sold me my apartment in 2001, and
she has stories.

That would knock your socks off.

Do you want a cup of tea? Do you want a
glass of wine?

I'll have a sip of wine or champagne or
whatever you have. I'm very pleased

about that.

Then we relax us, right? Exactly. Oh,
because zoptic you are. Still got a

bit. Is that the word, zoptic? Zoptic.

Someone puts their arm around you and
feels great about putting their arm

you. Nobody wants to feel bones.

Oh, thanks a lot.

Oh! These Yiddish words that she uses
for me are actually endearing. Even if

they're insulting, they're actually
meant to be endearing.

It is so time to sell my apartment.

That's great.

I really, I need a fresh start.

I've got a new apartment on 54th.

But I also don't want to be renting this
apartment and then having this lie

empty. What do you think I could rent it
for if I dial it up? 8 ,000. Yeah.

I think so at least. Oh yeah, I could
ask more.

I think the best way to handle the next
step with my apartment is I put a price

on it. If I don't get it, I'll rent it.

Keep it for a couple years, make a
little income, and then decide maybe by

Hannah will have a baby. She can move in
there.

Oh, my God, Lori, don't you wish we had
a picture of when we first sold this?

Yes, yes. But you know what? In those
years, you didn't photograph like you do

now. We didn't have the iPhone.

It was right there. Let's do this.

Let's do this. The girls.

I'll hold on to your soft take waste.

That's awful. Oh, that feels good.

It does not.

Well, these girls are definitely going
to be... Really?

You got it, Mom?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Go in here.

Oh, hi.

Oh, you're doing a selfie?

No, just... Hi.

Hi. How are you?

Hi, girl.

No, because I know you guys look party
-mad gorgeous all the time. Look at you.

Look at you.

Dale's my cup of tea. She rubs off good
on me.

I feel like when I'm around her, I learn
things, and she makes me a better

person. She has good manners.

I need to show you something right now.
My daughter sent me. Her dad is in tears

right now.

Oh, I don't have my glasses, so I can't
see.

I'm going to blow it up for you, Dale.

Honey, you can't blow it up big enough
for me. Dad cried when I made cum laude,

letter from school.

Thirteen kids out of 165 got, how do you
say it, scholar?

Cum laude.

I said come, Lord. That sounds exact,
right? Whatever.

Come, Lord. Come, Lord.

Come, Lord.

Come, Lord.

What's this? This is Allison Olivia.

I love Allison Olivia. She loves Allison
Olivia. But she has a body for Allison

Olivia. You undervalue yourself. Well,
thank you. Don't you think she

undervalues? She's insecure a lot. She
doesn't have a big ego.

One week Sonia says I'm ineffable, and
the next week she's saying that I

undervalue myself.

I mean, if these are friends, then,
like, who needs enemies?

Let the guys chase you. I don't even
care anymore. Like, this Scott thing, he

should be chasing you. All the guys
should be chasing you.

I mean, he's in Chicago.

He's a great guy.

But I would prefer him to be a son -in
-law rather than just some guy.

There's 500 guys is all I'm saying. But
are there really?

Okay. Oh, my God. Stop. All right. Let's
cheers because I want to have a sip of

this wine.

This is my thing.

When you're her age and his age, six
months is enough to know. No, one night

know. People ask me to marry him on the
first date. I went on a date last week.

He asked me the first night.

Six months is plenty of time. But, I
mean, we've had breakups. We've had

because of me trying to do things in New
York, him being in Chicago, being busy.

So even though we've been together off
and on for like a year and a half, let's

say, it's really like a couple months,
Mom.

She's not going to give it that much
more time.

What?

The ball's in his court. First of all,
what she just said is not true because

that's not the case. I'm happy with him
right now. You don't have to do

anything. I don't have to. You know, I'm
sorry. I don't need a ring or things

like that in order to be with him. I'm
not going to get rid of my boyfriend

because I don't have a ring on my
finger. You're going to stay committed?

You're not going to stay with him for
another three years if he doesn't.

We're talking about three years? I'm
just saying. I'm talking about a couple

months here. Tinsley, she's up to her
same old tricks. Meet a guy, be

codependent, let him just treat you
badly, have you hanging around for a

years for a couple of pairs of shoes and
a handbag, empty promises, and wasted

time again.

All right, enough about my relationship.
It is fine. I want to talk about

somebody for you.

I don't have problems.

I beat them off. I beat them off, but I
have too many guys. When I go out with a

guy, they know what I want. I want a man
that is serious, has a life of his own,

friends of his own, and can take care of
me. Because I can take care of a man.

That's for sure. I know, I know, I know.

Coming up.

You're starting to look like you drank
the Kool -Aid.

It's not a glass.

It's not a glass. It's a cherry.

Luann says it's a cherry.

I mean, it's getting weird.

Here she is.

It is. What's up?

You look gorgeous. I can't wait to see
your place.

Oh, my God. You look so nice.

Well, I just got off of a construction
site.

Well, you don't look like. I had to get
the guys to move their asses. Was that

why you got this dress on? Did they move
their asses? Well, when it's almost

time for moving, I have to dress, you
know, a little bit like an animal.

I got to get the tiger in me to keep it
moving. Because it's money.

It's time.

It's like, you know, things got to move.
I love it. Oh, my God.

Oh, thanks. I love the high ceiling.

Clearly, Barbara and I haven't been able
to connect. So now we have something in

common. I might want to rent my
apartment.

My apartment needs to be redone.

She's in construction.

Have her come over.

Let's get away from the loo thing and
talk about my tiles.

So what do you want to do? Do you want
to do something with the kitchen?

We're going to rent it. Let me tell you
what I've done with Lori.

I set the price at a level that if I get
it, I would be dumb not to take it. For

sale? Yes. Okay. But to leave it as is
and sell it or to renovate? I want to

spruce it up no matter what.

I think you should paint it. Well, I've
got to redo the floors. Yeah,

definitely. I mean, these floors are
atrocious.

What about these lights?

Well, I'm not doing all that. No? Not
for rental.

Do you want to redo the counter?

No. No? Okay.

I would want to take this off.

You want to just reface it, maybe?
Reface all the cabinets? Yeah. What do

think? To me, I would never reface
these. I would just rip out the whole

kitchen.

That's $100 ,000.

No. Yes, it is.

Really? You don't know the right
contractor.

I'm a little taken aback by Dorinda's
apartment.

I was expecting to see something a lot
more refined.

Where's your pink hair? I loved your
pink hair. Oh, I washed it out. Oh, you

did? I love that. Did you? Yes.

How did you think the lunch went? Luann
said that she was happy that you guys

have moved past it, but she also said
she was surprised, like, you wouldn't

budge on an apology.

I was a little dissatisfied, I must say,
at the end of the lunch. I really would

have liked to hear her take some sort of
ownership.

But do you feel like you trust her? And
do you feel like in the same way that

you did before?

The relationship has changed.

It's just a different friendship. She
was like, I just really thought she was

going to apologize.

She's stuck, the poor girl. She's really
stuck.

I feel sorry for her. She's got to get
someone to help her with that. Hold on.

Because I think she's shadowboxing.

She wants to, and victimizing herself,
and she wants to villainize me. And, you

know, to tell you the truth, Barbara, I
don't even think about it. I mean, she's

almost obsessed about it. She's really
worried. Maybe she should talk to

about it. But aren't you happy that you
guys are now friends again? I came out

of the thing feeling great.

So now you start to get into the thing
where I'm not an apology.

So if I'm not making an effort, no one
is. I'm not saying that. But it was like

you guys are coming from two different
perspectives. You don't let me talk.

She thinks one thing, you think another.

I'm not doing this. I just think like
she... Barbara, I'm telling you, you

be careful because you can ask the other
girls. You're starting to look like you

drank the Kool -Aid.

People are like... No, I'm just drinking
champagne. No, no. It's not a glass.

It's not a glass. It's a cherry.

Luann says it's a cherry. It's not a
glass. It's a cherry. I swear it's a

cherry. It's a cherry. I mean... No, no,
no.

This poor girl has drank so much Kool
-Aid that she has type 2 diabetes.

I'm not like that with Luann.

I really don't think she wants us to go
forward.

She was talking about you taking some
papers, waving them about the lawsuit.

No, well, that didn't happen either.
That didn't happen. I don't have any of

ex -husbands suing me. You don't know
the story with Luann. Well, I have the

filing, so I actually do understand it.

18 pages.

Bring it on.

I didn't bring papers to the lunch. That
was Sonia. Wait, are you telling me

Sonia was waving papers?

She said that the lawsuit wasn't blah,
blah, blah. I said it is. She has a

lawsuit. It's filed.

But it's nobody's business.

If she really wants to be Luann's
friend, she should have shut down that

conversation. I would hate for someone
to talk about my son and my ex -husband.

You know, it's cruel, and it's not
supportive of other women, and I hate

don't like it. Does she ever take any
blame or responsibility for her own

actions? If I'm drinking Kool -Aid,
Dorinda's sniffing glue.

I'm just telling you that she expected
an apology.

I need you or Bethany involved in my
relationship.

I've been friends with this girl for
over 13 years. I was family. I was in

wedding. I know. I was there. I have
been her ride or die.

I was there when no one else was around.

I had her in a special ring. She has my
prayer cards. I prayed for her. I took

her to church. I was there to the point
of humiliation.

There's just so much I can take.

This has got to end because I will not
get sick over this.

I won't. And you can go if that's what
you're going to come here and aggravate

me because I can't have it. If you want
me to go, I'll go. Go. Okay, fine. Go.

I'm not doing this. Go. No problem.

I'm going to be aggravated with this.
And you can take your renovation and do

yourself. Yeah, you can stay home.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City. I could not get off the ride,

and it's just, I feel guilty that I'm
the only way that I got off the ride is

that he's dead.

Tinsley and her lovely friends have put
together a doggy fashion show. I'm

having sex!

What are you doing?

Are you 100 % sure that he will ask you
to marry him, that that is going to

happen? How can anybody be sure about
anything? Oh, I would be sure. Oh my

if he's willing to walk, that's a deal
breaker.

Lewstone Manor is great at Christmas.

But imagine Bluestone Manor on
Halloween.

Oh, my God! It's so scary.

I don't like it. It looks like Bethany
crying.

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