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Original subtitles

What could be more relaxing than

a charming holiday at this beautiful, old castle?

Ding, ding, ding. We're the Kellys, we're checking in.

What a treat.

It's Kevin's birthday weekend, and it's the only thing

he asked for.

Oh, hi. He's cute.

I don't want you bringing this around with us.

How can you forget that we're actually fictional people?

There's no one else like us in the whole world.

Do you have a ghost? Of course we have a ghost.

I think I saw him just now in the gardens.

They've made a movie about it. Ghost boy.

(Girl screaming)

That's you.

The boy I saw isn't actually a ghost.

He's another person who escaped from the TV.

Just like me.

(Theme music plays)

Wait, wait, wait, this is wrecking me head now.

The ghost that you saw in this hotel

is you?

No, he's not me.

He's Edwin.

The ghost boy from the movie.

He only looks like me because we're played by the same actor.

But when the Pooka came into the real world,

he vanished from his video.

How come Edwin hasn't vanished from this movie?

We're watching this on streaming.

Maybe you only disappear from the actual video

you jump out of, and not every single copy.

I can't believe we met another fictional person.

We have to go talk to him.

Ah, I don't know.

What if he's dangerous?

Why would he be dangerous?

We're fictional and we're not dangerous.

Maybe he's not like us.

That's kind of racist, Mum. How is that racist?

Not my job to educate you on your privilege.

So there's two Kevins.

But only one is a ghost.

When I first met the Pooka,

he didn't know that he came from the TV.

What if Edwin thinks he's actually a ghost

and doesn't know he's from a movie?

We have to tell him, right?

Yeah.

(Ominous music)

Edwin?

(Thoughtful piano music)

Hello?

Anyone there?

(Meditative music plays)

What are you up to?

I thought I'd try the yoga on my own this morning.

Is that the app that Priya recommended?

We should have them over again for dinner soon.

What are you up to today?

Well, I was gonna head into town to see about Kevin's present.

Then I might take a walk around the grounds.

Emm... or have a look at the gardens

Maybe go for a hike.

And I'm already gone.

(Sharp violin)

Oh, Kevin love you just missed your dad

He's going to the gardens if you want to catch him.

Oh, there he is. Why don't you-

(Creepy music)

I need to talk to the ghost.

Do you know how I can do that?

Yes.

You climb to the top of the stairs,

say in a loud, booming, voice, "Ghost, I need to talk to you."

Turn around three times,

hop on one leg and blow your nose.

What can you tell me about the Ghost Boy movie?

I don't care for horror movies.

Do you know if there's a videotape of the Ghost Boy movie

anywhere in this hotel?

Thanks. You've been very helpful.

(Tense music)

Oh, hey. Any luck?

Maybe you'd be better off looking in our room.

I think I saw the ghost there.

Jane!

You didn't come to the afternoon session.

Jane? Who's Jane?

I assumed your name was Jane. You look like a Jane.

Did you speak to the ghost?

(Gasps) You have seen the hotel ghost?

Yeah, have you? I need to find it again.

Don't mind him.

Ah no! We must never ignore the spirits

and what they have to tell us.

Eh... Fernanda belongs to a long line of psychics.

What's a Fernanda?

(Laughing) You're funny.

That surprises me.

Can you help us contact the ghost?

A saying goes, "A journey's end, the shadows roam,

but every path will take you home."

We must bring the spirit home. (Claps) We will hold a seance.

Yeah! That's how they contact Edwin

later in the Ghost Boy movie, remember?

Thank you, but no. No seance.

They're weird and creepy.

Please, Mum. I said no.

Please, Mum.

Okay. Thanks.

Aww.

So how do you two know each other?

But I thought Edwin wasn't really a ghost.

Why are we having a seance?

So how does this work?

We must join hands and graciously ask the spirits to join us.

Oh, sorry.

Hey guys. So I'm about to take part in a real-life seance.

Very exciting.

Okay sorry, continue.

This is most important.

Once we begin, you must not break the circle

under any circumstances. Is that clear?

But what if we have to use the bathroom?

Yes, that is okay.

You can break the circle to use the bathroom.

But that is all. No other circumstances, huh?

Let us begin.

Esp๏ฟฝritus del mundo; spirits of the world, you are welcome.

We invite you to join us and communicate your deepest truths

or whatever you want to talk about.

If you only want to chat, that is okay too.

Stop! What?

Wait. I feel a presence.

There is someone

who has left us too soon,

who had a lot more to give in a life cut tragically short.

(Whispering) Elvis!

Elvis!

Take seriously, please.

You do not want to anger the spirits,

especially Elvis.

(Ghostly noises build)

Is there a draught in here?

The spirit is coming into focus.

It is a boy.

Edwin? Edwin.

Is that you? (Ghostly sigh echoes)

Yes. He says his name is Edwin.

Edwin is trapped in this world. He wants to...

..he wants to go back where he came from. But he can't.

Something or someone is stopping him.

Tell him we're friendly and we only want to help him.

Edwin, we are friendly. We want to help you.

He's lost.

He's alone.

He's standing over there!

(Scream)

(Panting)

Are you okay? I heard you scream.

I didn't scream.

Sorry. That was me.

What? I got a fright.

(Upbeat music)

Hi, Katie Kelly here in Wexford

on the trail of the legendary Chupacabra.

Fun fact, in English,

the Chupacabra is also known as a goat sucker.

(Jaunty music plays)

Hi. Hey.

Hi.

(Thud)

Stop being such a freak and go and talk to him.

(Door slams)

I'm off to look for Edwin.

Okay. Fine. Good.

I'm gonna go snooping and

see what I can find out about the hotel.

That manager's giving me weird vibes.

Sorry, I gotta go.

Rude.

Hello?

Edwin?

(Tense music)

(Tense music continues)

(Statue crashes to the ground)

(Kevin gasps)

Good day to you, sir.

That peculiar lady said you were friendly.

Uh, yeah. I'm Kevin.

Mm. I'm Edwin.

May I be so bold as to ask you a question?

Sure.

What is the nature of these little black boxes everyone

carries with them? I find them most perplexing.

Oh, you mean my phone.

Hi. Hi.

What are you up to? Oh, I'm, I'm drawing a manga comic.

Oh, you like manga?

I love it.

The thing is, I've read all the ones I have so much,

I thought I might have a go at writing my own story.

Really?

Yeah. Can I see it?

Oh, no. I'm not very good.

Can I help you with anything?

Actually, I was wondering

if you could help me with my latest video.

Totally rad.

I mean, I'd love to.

This is a mobile phone.

You can use it to message people or call people,

but it's also connected to the internet.

It's actually amazing.

It's like all of knowledge from the dawn of time

until now is at your fingertips.

Here, let me show you.

(Cat meowing)

A remarkable invention!

I know, right?

And you can play games on it and everything.

Do you want a go?

You don't need to be scared.

Oh, I assure you, it is not that.

(Phone crashes to the floor)

I cannot touch anything. Whoa!

But you know, you're not really a ghost, right?

That you came from a movie.

How is it that you know that?

Because I escaped from a video into the real world too.

Incredible. I believed myself the only one.

Me too.

Hey, wait a minute. How come I can see you now,

but before I could only see you through my phone?

I can control when you can see me.

I try to only appear when it'll cause the greatest fear.

Well, yeah. It was really scary.

Oh, you are too kind.

So how did you get into the real world?

I... I cannot say.

(A clock chimes)

(Eerie music)

Weird.

Welcome to part three of my investigation

into Fitzcroft Castle. Leo, you're a porter here,

can you tell me when the ghost first appeared?

Yes. The first sighting...

Oh, sorry. Hi, Katie. Yes.

The first sighting was three years ago.

It was great timing, too.

Um, since the hotel had nearly had to close

due to lack of business.

But now we get tourists from all over the world here

to see the ghost.

Fascinating.

And cut! That was great.

It's just. You're so good at all this stuff.

What's it like being a popular influencer?

Oh. It's fabulous.

Like... lots of endorsements and celeb collaborations.

And I make a tonne of money,

and everyone recognises me everywhere.

Really? How much money would you say, like in a month?

Like...

..ten. What like thousand?

Yeah.

Katie, that's unbelievable.

Yeah. It is.

It's unbelievable.

Okay,

could we get a close up and maybe,

could you speak a little bit louder?

Yeah. Sorry. I know I'm bad at the talking and...

No, you're doing fantastic.

Where I came from, I never used to speak much.

I kind of just let everyone else do all the talking.

Yeah, my family's like that, too.

But honestly, the camera loves you.

Okay, let's try a little intro. Okay.

Say your name. Say your job.

Okay, yeah. Big smile. Cool.

Hey! (Laughs)

I'm Leo, the porter.

Um, I work here.

Where? Say the name of the hotel.

Okay. Yeah.

Um. Big smile.

I work here at the Fitzcroft Hotel, and, uh...

(Giggling)

None of your business.

Anyways, I spoke to Edwin.

You did? What did he say? Not a lot.

He talked all old fashioned, like black and white times.

How did he get here? I don't know.

I asked him. And then he vanished.

Literally.

That's weird. I mean,

on top of all the other weirdness.

(Quiet music plays)

Good day to you, sir.

Hi.

It is a most peculiar experience looking at you.

I know, it's like looking in a mirror, except with funny clothes.

I believe you are the one with funny clothes.

(Both chuckle)

Check this out.

(Phone camera clicks)

(Chuckles)

It's not that bad.

Huh?

Can I show you something? It is my favourite secret place.

(Tense music starts)

(Tense music continues)

This is so cool. Is it?

I do not feel the cold anymore.

No, I mean, it's like... never mind.

Do you ever feel like you do not belong in this world?

Yeah, all the time.

I mean, I can't really talk about it with my family, but...

..I just wish I could go back into the video I escaped from,

you know? That's my real home.

So you have a video you escaped from too?

Uh, yeah.

I would like to see it.

Sure. I can show you it.

Oh, actually, it's kind of my birthday today.

I was wondering if you'd want to come to my birthday party.

I mean, it's just me and my family. Nothing crazy.

I've never been to a birthday party before.

I would be honoured to attend.

Is that relaxing?

Not with you staring at me.

Hi.

Nice of you to show your face.

So dinner's booked for 7 p.m. tonight.

It'll be nice to celebrate your birthday together.

And we have a special present for you.

Speaking of my birthday... can I invite Edwin?

(Pencil snaps)

I don't think that's a good idea.

Why not?

Well, for one,

he's a ghost.

But, he's not really a ghost.

I said no. But why?

Kevin, you're not inviting that ghost to your birthday dinner.

I can't believe I just said that.

He sounds nice. I said no.

In fact, after dinner, I think we should pack up and go home.

I've had enough of ghosts and seances and this whole weekend.

No. We can't.

Mum, no!

I am your mother. And this is what's happening.

And I want no more discussion about it.

As far as everyone is concerned, we're just a nice, normal family.

Is that clear?

Mary, I think that's a bit unreasonable.

Well, you won't be saying that when some crazy person

ties us up and tells us we're evil.

That was only the one time.

And what's to stop it happening again?

Can you guarantee there aren't other people out there

who want to hurt us because we're different?

Can you Tom?

No.

I'll go talk to her.

She'll be all right.

(Birds chirping)

Hi.

Hi. I said I'd find you here.

Yeah, well.

Looks like we may be leaving sooner than expected.

Oh.

Uh. I'm sorry to hear that.

I, uh...

I drew a manga portrait of you.

Oh, my God, you didn't.

It's nothing, really.

(Katie exclaims)

It's so...

..interesting.

I know I'm not very good, but

I've been practising all the time and...

No one's ever drawn a picture of me before.

I love it.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

(Joyful music)

I should go.

Me too.

(Mum sighs)

Are you okay? No.

I'm embarrassed.

Ah, love.

You don't need to be embarrassed.

Will you stop being so understanding?

It's really annoying.

Come here.

(Birds chirping)

Kevin, can we talk?

I've got your back. Thanks.

Okay.

I'm sorry for how I reacted earlier.

I guess I'm not really over what happened

to us at that holiday camp.

What do you mean? Well...

..sometimes when something bad happens to someone,

they can be affected in funny ways they don't even realise.

Does that make sense?

Sure you mean like post-traumatic stress disorder?

Uh, yes.

Exactly.

How do you know about that?

Iron Man 3.

Oh, okay.

So I was afraid that people would treat us badly again

if they discovered we're different.

I wanted us to just be normal people and hide who we are.

But I went a bit far.

It's okay, Mum. Everything will be fine.

You're absolutely right.

No more being afraid.

So, of course Edwin can come to your birthday dinner.

He's more than welcome.

Really? Yeah.

Thanks, Mum.

(She laughs)

You're welcome.

Hello?

Edwin?

Good day to you, sir.

Uh, hi.

I just want to let you know that dinner is at 7 p.m. tonight.

Thank you. But on second thoughts,

I must regretfully decline your invitation.

I'm not permitted to attend.

Not permitted to attend...

But, by whom?

Oh, this was all a mistake.

I should never have spoken to you.

You will not see me again.

Is there someone you're afraid of?

Maybe I can help.

Where'd he go?

There you are, I have to show you something.

You know, I said I was going to do some snooping and

see what I could find. Well, look.

I need somewhere safe for my jewellery.

Madame, I assure you, your room is perfectly safe.

But have you not seen the Impossible Missions

with Tom Cruise? He descends from the ceiling on wires and bam!

Your jewels are gone.

You think Tom Cruise is gonna steal your jewellery?

Well, nothing is impossible to him, nothing.

(Keys jangle)

(Tense music)

(Safe locks shut)

What? I don't see it.

The manager told you he didn't know anything about

a Ghost Boy videotape, right? Well, look.

(Keys clatter)

He lied. But why?

Leo told me that the hotel almost shut down a few years ago,

but then the haunting started and saved the hotel.

And if Edwin ever stops haunting the hotel,

the manager can destroy his tape and he'll never get home.

That's it!

The manager is keeping Edwin prisoner.

He's totally malevolent.

Okay, so you know what malevolent means, give it a rest.

(Keys jangling)

(Tense music)

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