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-[? theme music playing] -? Kiff! ?

? Kiff! Kiff! ?

? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?

? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?

? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?

? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?

? Yeah! ?

? Kiff! ?

[? theme music concludes]

[both chuckle]

[narrator] Brought to you by Little Louis' Louis-copter.

Costs a pile, but you'll arrive in style.

[? intriguing instrumental music playing]

What do you think Candle is gonna screen for us?

Hope it's the new Chubbles Wubbington movie,

The Speedy and the Seething Part 17.

-Ooh! -That'd be cool.

Thank you for coming, dear friends.

Without further ado,

I give you the world premiere of my music video...

"Backpack."

[? upbeat electronic music playing]

? Lip gloss, highlighter ?

? Hair tie, gum wrapper ?

? Gel pens, pencil ?

? Box juice, stapler ?

? Eraser, bracelet ?

? Charger, unseen-a-brace ?

? Rubber band, loose change ?

? Notepad, bouncy ball ?

? These are the things that are in my backpack ?

? These are the things that are in my backpack ?

? These are the things... ?

The heck is this?

? These are the things that are in my backpack ?

? So many things I can fit in my backpack ?

? I can pack this and that and that ?

? And also this and also that And also this and also that ?

? And so many things I can fit in my backpack ?

? Packing things in my backpack is great ?

? I like to pack things all day ?

? Packing things in my backpack is what I like to do ?

? And my name is Candle... ?

Whoa, you have a home recording studio?

Yeah, my dad does. Did you like the video?

Can we... see the recording studio?

? ...that are in my backpack... ?

Di- Did you- Did you like the vi-

[whistles]

[gasps] Is that your dad with Feline Mion?

Yeah, she recorded all the music for his film Boat Tragedy

in this very studio.

[all] Ooh!

Huh?

[drum beats playing]

? La-la-la, la-la-la, la ?

[clears throat] Pardon me.

? Singing, singing! ?

Wait a minute.

All this goofing around is giving me a great idea,

an idea that no group of friends has ever had before.

Let's record a hit song!

[all] Yeah!

[off-key] ? And that's why kids are the future! ?

Okay, everyone did great, but that...

just wasn't a hit song.

[sighs] Agreed.

[sighs] Why isn't this easier? We just want to make

one little hit song. What's missing?

[helicopter blades whirring]

Oh, uh, what the heck's that noise?

Hello? Did- Did someone order a ride to Ottoman Flats?

Huh, hi!

Oh, hey, that was my dad. He's always ordering

Louis-copters and then forgetting.

I'm pretty sure he went to laser tag with his spiders.

Well, I get paid either way. Can I use your bathroom?

[? whimsical music playing]

Let's try it again.

? When I look in the mirror ?

? I see a kid looking back at me ?

? So many dreams and hopes and fears ?

? Who will this kid be? ?

? Growing like a sunflower on a mountain ?

So sorry, I-

I just have to compliment you on your toilet paper.

It's so fluffy!

-What? [scoffs] -[Kiff] Cut!

We were in the middle of recording a hit song,

and you ruined it.

Oh, golly, I'm awful sorry.

Ugh. L- L- Let's see if I can trim it out.

[Louis over recording] It's so fluffy!

Wait, that's it.

What's it?

Reggie, can you isolate just Louis' voice?

[Louis over recording] It's so fluffy!

Uh, trim "it's" and slow it down a little.

[plays slower] So fluffy!

-A little more. -[plays even slower] So fluffy!

That's what was missing!

[all cheering]

-[? electropop music playing] -? So fluffy! ?

? So fluffy! So fluffy! So fluffy! ?

? So fluffy! ?

? So fluffy! So fluffy! So fluffy! ?

-[all] Yeah! -[fan] Fluff slaps!

[laughs] Folks, six middle school children

dropped off a song this morning.

And they were so adorable, we decided to play it for ya.

Now, we haven't heard it yet, but like we said, just adorable.

? So fluffy wanna rub my cheek on it ?

? So soft and great to touch ?

? When something is this fluffy ?

? Woah, woah I love it so much ?

? It's soft like fluffy little puppies ?

? Snoring gently in your lap ?

? It's warm and snug and safe ?

? Like being covered in fluffy bubble wrap ?

? You never felt anything so soft ?

? You never felt anything so comfy ?

? You never felt anything so nice ?

? You never felt anything so fluffy ?

? You never felt anything so fluffy ?

? You never felt anything ?

? So fluffy ?

? So fluffy So fluffy, so fluffy ?

? So fluffy ?

? So fluffy So fluffy, so fluffy ?

? S-O-F-L... ?

? So fluffy! ?

? ...U-F-F-Y ?

? So fluffy! ?

? S-O-F-L... ?

[on TV] ? So fluffy! ?

? ...U-F-F-Y ?

? So fluffy! ?

-? So fluffy ? -? S-O-F-L... So fluffy! ?

-? So fluffy, so fluffy ? -? ...U-F-F-Y ?

-? So fluffy! ? -? So fluffy! ?

-? So fluffy ? -? S-O-F-L... ?

? So fluffy! ?

-? So fluffy, so fluffy ? -? ...U-F-F-Y ?

-? So fluffy! ? -? So fluffy! ?

So fluffy!

This is it! The best song!

I never want to hear another song again!

She never wants to hear another song again?

Gee, I suddenly have a bad feeling about this.

Don't be such a wet blanket, Kiff.

What's the worst a hit song can do?

Inside this dump truck is every song that's ever been recorded

prior to So Fluffy.

And I have instructed the driver to take all this inferior music

to the dump and bury it under all the gross garbage

where it belongs!

[cheering]

Wait, do we really need to-

[? electropop music playing]

? So fluffy ?

[? ceremonial version of "So Fluffy" playing]

[? brass band plays "So Fluffy"]

"Chains of Chains"?

-[? heavy rock music playing] -? So fluffy! ?

Five Pigeons Reality Show theme song?

-[? upbeat acapella music plays] -? So fluffy! ?

? So fluffy! ?

[scoffs] Try "Bort Grig's Carpet Store Sad Commercial Babies."

-[? melancholic jingle playing] -? So fluffy! ?

Wait, let me try something.

[? theme music playing]

-? So fluffy! ? -[? music ends]

Oh, wow. This is bad.

[crying in distance]

[crying]

Helen?

Are you okay?

[sniffles] No, I'm not okay. I can't write music anymore.

Every time I try, all that comes out is that horrible song.

Listen.

? So fluffy ? [yells]

That was supposed to be about how there's

a little girl inside me.

I hate it!

I wish everyone would just forget that song!

Forget that song. Hmm.

Hmm.

Okay. Outside that door,

there's a line of every single person in Table Town.

Now, they think they're here for a live performance

of So Fluffy by the original Fluffy Five

featuring Little Louis.

But when they come in,

Helen is going to give them the old memory wipe spell,

and everyone in Table Town is going to forget everything

they've ever heard, including So Fluffy.

And then we can rebuild society, one song at a time.

It's a pretty extreme plan, but it'll be worth it

when I can write original songs again.

Mm-hmm. Call in the first person.

Hey, uh, is this the So Fluffy live performance?

It sure is. Helen here will just get you all checked in.

[sighs] Lead pipe, memory wipe.

[both] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-What? -That's the spell?

You're gonna bonk everyone with a lead pipe?

Well... [mumbling] ...I don't know.

Wait, what?

That's not a spell!

Hello?

Yes, come in.

Uh, are you gonna bonk me with that lead pipe?

It's not even a real concert!

Look, these instruments aren't hooked up to anything.

I can tell, 'cause I'm in tech.

[scoffs] Who are we kidding? This is a terrible plan.

I guess we just have to get used to living in a world

with only one song.

[groans]

And it's all because I commented on how fluffy

the toilet paper was.

-Yeah, totally. Yup. -That's how these things...

[all] Wait, what?

Yeah! Yeah, y'all never heard the story behind the song?

Little Louis came out of the bathroom...

[all] Ew!

And told us how fluffy the TP was.

[all] Ew!

And the rest is history.

"So fluffy I want to rub it against my cheek"?

That was about toilet paper?

[all] Ew!

I miss our old music!

Is it too late to save it?

I have the dump truck driver on the line.

He says all the music hasn't been dumped yet.

He was too busy making a clip-clop to So Fluffy.

[all] Ew! I mean, yay!

[? energetic dance music playing]

[? classical music playing]

-[? gentle piano music playing] -? And that little girl was... ?

? Me ?

[DJ 1] That was Goin' to School by the Yep Yep,

a song that has nothing to do with toilet paper.

[DJ 2] Part of our 24-hour marathon

of non-toilet paper music. Hit it!

[? energetic pop punk music playing]

-? A clump for this a clump for that ? -So, seriously, my video.

? One, two, three, four Trash clumpers! ?

Did you guys like it?

? Whoa ?

[narrator] Brought to you by the feel-good ensemble comedy

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