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WOMAN: Okay, guys. Thank you.Have a good show, everybody.
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We became just like a family,
because over the years
we developed
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a lot of love here.
A lot of love.
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I don't know.
This is kind of a place
where I've grown up
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for the past eight years.
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I look at this as my home
away from home.
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That's exactly the way
I remember it.
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Okay, this is gonna be
a great show.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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TIM: This is where some of
the funny stuff happens
that you've never seen.
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Behind the scenes.
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Between the takes.
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Uncut.
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Oh, I know you're...
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Uncensored.
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But wait. There's more.
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NARRATOR: You'll havea front-row seatfor the emotional final bows.
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And, last but not least,Wilson's face revealed.
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All this and more
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coming up onHome Improvement:Backstage Pass.
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For a show like this
to be successful,
everyone has to have a...
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A role, like on deck.
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I was the man
that kept the boat on course,
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straight and narrow,
always heading
towards the sun.
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Let's party!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Honey! Daddy's waiting.
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(SCREAMING)
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Yeah, baby.
Who's your daddy, huh?
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Get on down here.
Bring the cat.
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Puncture him,
put him in the microwave.
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Well, you gotta put holes
in it, otherwise
it'll explode.
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(SQUEAKILY) Over here.
Come here. Come here.
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MAN: (SQUEAKILY)
Come here, snake.
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All right.
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(GROANING)
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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We'd like to order
one of those
pizzas of yours.
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I'll go with the sea squid
and the pollen sperm. Yeah.
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After these messages,
our double-wild bonus round.
Wow, wow, wow!
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Tim's acting style is somewhere
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between De Niro
and Larry Storch,
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with a Yanni-like quality.
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Now that we're finished
showing you
Wilson's metal sculptures...
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"I'm Spartacus."
"No, I'm Spartacus."
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"No, it's me. I'm Spartacus."
"I am Spartacus."
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(LISPING) "No, it's me.
I'm Spartacus, really.
I'm Spartacus. Ask anybody."
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Real answer.
We don't have a daughter.
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That's why we don't have
a daughter,
we don't have a daughter.
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We just don't have a daughter.
We don't have a daughter.
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We don't have a daughter.
We don't have a daughter.
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We don't have...
We just do not
have a daughter.
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Pat and I, in many ways,
it was just like
a real marriage.
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A lot of give and take.
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You look real sexy.
I do?
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Yeah.
You got the legs
for this.
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Yeah?
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Hangs long.
I just wish
it was shorter.
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Even if you parked
a brand-new car under a tree
filled with hungry pigeons,
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you know, I'll call Triple A...
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(LAUGHING)
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Even if you park
a new car under...
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Even if you do something
as crazy as
park a new car under a tree
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filled with just-fed...
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Even if you do something
as crazy as
parking your car
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under a tree filled
with birds, I am not...
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And you didn't look
at me once like that tonight.
Thanks a lot, Tim!
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Happy anniversary!
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Chicks.
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We shared some very,
very private moments.
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Yes. You don't want to
be the only one
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with an incredibly
desirable woman.
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You ripped your pants.
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Especially when you laugh
and that part of your body
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moves up and down...
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I'm like a second father
to the boys, you know?
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I used to bounce them
on my knee, you know,
wipe their noses...
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He really taught us
all the important things
in life. Grunting, burping...
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Proper spit technique.
How to hock a loogie.
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We'd play games.
He would read us stories.
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He would sew us little outfits.
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Ha!
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I'm gonna miss that.
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You know,
I hate living in
this house!
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I mean, thanks to you guys,
I'm stuck in a basement
with my geeky brother,
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I've got no privacy,
I've got no hospitality,
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and I'm saying
the frikkin line wrong,
so I'm gonna go back.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, I got a new article
for your title.
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No, I don't.
I have a new title
for your article.
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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
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We're back.
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How was the PTA meeting?
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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING
IN DISGUST)
Great.
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The metal-shop teacher
and I heckled
the principal the whole time.
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No, I think having
the birthday party two weeks
before the real thing...
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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For the boys' benefit,
because they're young actors,
I would blow a line.
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It makes them more comfortable.
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We'll go straight to
the horse's mouth.
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I didn't say anything.
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That'll help. This helps.
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Growing up as a kid,
all you want is
a little discipline.
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Tim never really gave us that.
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(WOMAN SPEAKING)
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Tim, he has some other
methods of release.
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You know, he really is
a fabulous dancer.
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I don't know who the hell
ever said that,
'cause it's not true.
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He's just in denial about it.
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♪ Do it now
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♪ Yeah, heyDo it
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♪ Play that funky musicwhite boy
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♪ Play thatfunky music right
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♪ Play that funky musicwhite boy
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Big jazz hands.
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♪ Lay down that boogieand play that funky musictill you die
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♪ Till you dieOh till you die ♪
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We're not highly paid,
but we're skilled.
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We're not even that skilled.
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NARRATOR: Still to comeon Home Improvement:
Backstage Pass.
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Al and Wilson reminisceabout their days with Tim.
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Actually, I think
the fence thing
was Tim's idea.
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NARRATOR: The castand theiremotional final farewells.
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TIM: As much fun as it wasto watch, it was to do.
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NARRATOR: And you'll finallycome face to face with Wilson.
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Don't go away.
We'll be right back.
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Wilson and I were very close.
It was like
father-son, brothers...
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But there was something
that always came between us,
and I couldn't put...
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I can't put my finger on it.
Something always was there.
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It was a fence, Tim.
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Yes!
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Two men separated only by wood.
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It was comfortable.
It was easy.
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It flowed.
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You can't allow
a challenge
to make you forget
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what the point
of the whole scene
is about.
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(STUTTERING) No...
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See, it was believed
that the bride's
penetrating glance
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could make you remember
the darn line.
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(TIM LAUGHING)
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Loser. Loser.
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Wilson's a loser.
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I never liked the fence.
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I mean, I think
it was a shame
to hide his face.
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He had
a very delicate philtrum.
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And in the right light,
it was very attractive.
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EARL HINDMAN: Well, I like tothink that Wilson wasa faceless representation
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of pure intellectand raw reason.
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Or maybe it was just a gimmick.
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We're supposed
to be in the yard, right?
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Right.
You can hear people.
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I don't hear anything.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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What in the hell is that?
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What could it be?
It sounds like
a lot of people, too.
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A lot of people,
somewhere.
Right.
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Now, there's a fence here.
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And there's a little alley.
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And it used to be
very quiet little
townhouses over there.
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(WOMAN CHATTERING)
Over there.
There's the park.
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The McGerns are here.
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There's crowds
and crowds of people.
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Now wait a minute.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Where do you suppose they are?
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I don't know.
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WILSON:
What I'd like to know is...
I wonder who they are.
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Richard Karn, great guy.
Overcame all the odds.
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Think of one other funny guy
that became famous in plaid.
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You know, after eight years,
Tool Time was like
a well-oiled machine.
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Many different parts working
together in harmony.
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Hey. Well, that's our show
for today.
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Al, why don't you tell
everybody about
the good show coming up?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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That's all she wrote for today.
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That's right.
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Golly, Al,
have you heard about...
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Absolutely free.
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Did you say free?
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Al, have you heard about...
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Absolutely free.
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(SPUTTERING) Did you say free?
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I said free!
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And that's not all.
If you...
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Al, have you heard about...
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It was a lot of fun.
We were a great team,
like Starsky and Hutch.
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Or Steve and Eydie,
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.
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(STUTTERING)
And the motorcycle guys,
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you know, with the tight pants
and the tall boots.
Those guys.
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You all know my assistant, Al.
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(CLINKING)
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Al, it's a demonstration.
No one can start a fire
with these.
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Tim?
Yes?
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You're on fire.
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Oh, indeed I seem to be, Al.
But look there.
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It seems to be out now.
We can continue
the demonstration.
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We're gonna shoot Al
out of a giant glue gun.
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I'm looking for a big,
juicy porterhouse.
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Good choice.
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We can't let Heidi
go when she's this...
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(CLANGING)
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My role as the Tool Time girl
gave me a unique opportunity
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to stretch as an actress.
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To take one line,
seven little words,
and to hone them,
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to make them my own.
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Does everybody know
what time it is?
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Does everybody know
what time it is? Does...
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You know, not many people
get that opportunity.
I was very lucky.
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Debbe? One word.
Introverted.
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(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
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Let's get ready to repair!
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Hey, sexy.
Great show!
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Thank you.
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Wow!
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I wish Tim could
hear you say that.
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I don't think
he needs to hear it.
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Tim!
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You'd think
with all the money
you've pulled down,
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you could afford the rest
of those pantaloonies.
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You'd think with the money
you pull down,
you could afford the rest...
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You know, you'd think
with the money you make,
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you could afford
the rest of those...
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I had to say
the word "culotte,"
just once.
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NARRATOR: Coming up,the emotional final bows.
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I couldn't imagine
a better group of people.
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NARRATOR: And the momentyou've been waiting for.
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Wilson's face revealed.
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Don't go away.
We'll be right back.
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Guys, guys, easy,
easy, easy, easy.
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Pretty soft hands for a grip.
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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Well, working with Tim was like
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sitting at the kids' table
at Thanksgiving, every day.
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Well, I can do this
'cause it's
the end of the show.
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I am a thespian,
trapped in a man's body.
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I'm comfortable with that.
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It has been everything.
Hysterical, fun,
a little challenging.
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It was fun and exhausting
and inspiring.
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I've spent more than
half my life here,
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so it's gonna be
definitely a change.
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Well, it was a lot of fun,
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even though I can't remember
one funny thing that happened.
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But I'm gonna miss it.
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ANNOUNCER:Debbe Dunning!
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DEBBE: What I'm gonna missmost about Home Improvement
is the laughing.
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The everyday guaranteeof laughing.
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ANNOUNCER: Richard Karn!
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RICHARD: The routine of it.
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It's like all of a suddenyou're out of schooland it's fall,
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and, you know,"I should bedoing something.
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"What is it I'm supposed..."
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Oh, yeah. Working.
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ANNOUNCER: Playing Wilsonis Earl Hindman!
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EARL: The camaraderie,the relationship with meand Tim and the whole cast.
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ANNOUNCER: Taran Smith!
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TARAN: It's like having thisone huge family that you goand you see every day.
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ANNOUNCER:Zachery Ty Bryan!
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ZACHERY: I'm gonnamiss the cast,
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because we really doget along like a family.
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ANNOUNCER: Jill isPatricia Richardson!
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PATRICIA: It was really fun.I laughed all the time.
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All right, baby.
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ANNOUNCER:And playing Tim, Tim Allen!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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TIM: I'm gonna missthe family and crew hereat Home Improvement.
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Backstagewith my best friends.
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So who was
this Donna?
What was she like?
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Oh, my God, Donna.
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(WHISTLING)
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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She was...
She was...
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She couldn't hold
a candle to Richard,
I'll tell you that.
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Who was Richard?
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Big guy I met.
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He did horoscopes
for Miles Davis.
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What did he do for you?
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He had very soft hands.
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You know what? No matter
how hard you try
to fight against it,
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you're always
your mother's child.
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Hey, I got a fun idea.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Yeah, well, I'm my own wife,
and I don't
happen to think that...
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When you fight,
where do you go?
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Tim Taylor.
Can I get you anything?
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You got a cold beer?
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The cold ones
are way in the back.
It'll take me a minute.
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He's... He's...
He's getting a beer?
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He's getting me a beer.
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He just always takes
a really long time
to do this.
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Here you go.
Thank you very much.
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All right, and here's
the pipe cleaners.
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Yeah, okay.
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How long
has that Jell-O
been in there?
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A long time.
Okay.
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I hope you hadas much fun as I did.And that's my final bow.
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(CLINKING)
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(GROANS)
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