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Well, I'm ready for
the big hockey game.
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You can't wear that shirt.
It's all stained.
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Mom, these happen to be
the soda stains from the
'97 Stanley Cup finals.
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That's the most
disgusting thing
I've ever seen.
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With one possible exception.
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JILL: What are those?
Blood stains?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's when
Yzerman bounced a puck
off of Dad's chin.
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Twice.
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But if anybody deserves
to get hit tonight,
it's gotta be Wilson.
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It's his birthday.
Remember that.
That's right, yeah.
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Oh, no.
I didn't get him anything.
I forgot all about it.
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Don't worry.
We're taking him
to the hockey game.
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And I got him something.
A little jersey.
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Look at this. Not bad, eh?
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No, no, no, no.
It's too nice and clean.
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You're gonna have to
rub some nachos on it.
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Nachos aren't right.
Mustard would
look good with this.
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And for Wilson,
maybe a Grey Poupon.
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All right, Dad.
I'm gonna go warm up the car.
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Hey, don't forget
the octopi, all right?
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What do you think I am?
An idiot?
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I thought they wouldn't
let you bring those
in there anymore.
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The real fan
always finds a way.
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Bye.
See you, Dad.
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Where are you going?
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Out with Jenny Curtis
for pizza.
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I think I got a shot
at being her boyfriend.
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Jenny Curtis.
Is she in your film club?
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That really pretty one
that's president of
the honor society?
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Yup. And she's actually
thinking about
dating a guy like me.
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What does that mean?
"A guy like you."
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Well, you know, fairly smart,
average-looking,
but kind of geeky.
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Your basic five.
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You are not a five!
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You're great-looking,
funny, smart,
and you're a ten.
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Mom, I don't want to be a ten.
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Jenny thinks all tens
are pig-headed jerks.
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I'm better off being a five.
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So you're trying to be geeky,
but not too geeky?
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It's a fine line.
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Don't want to forget this.
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Hey, smell my finger.
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WILSON: Oh, Tim,
these are great seats.
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Thanks.
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What a wonderful
birthday present!
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Happy birthday, Wilson.
How old are you now?
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Counting all my lives,
12,342 years old.
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That doesn't include
the years I was frozen.
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Yeah, lucky me,
I sit behind a human giraffe.
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Brad, I'd be glad
to switch with you.
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Yeah, will you, please?
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All right, come on, hurry up.
There's gonna be a face-off,
you guys.
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All right. Did you know
that hockey originated
with the Iroquois Indians?
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Their original
term for the game
was "hoghee."
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The Iroquois, huh?
What did they use for a puck?
Buffalo chips?
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No. In the Iroquois version,
they used
actual human skulls.
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Really?
No!
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You know,
another interesting
fact about hockey...
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Did you realize the
first professional team
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was organized in
Houghton, Michigan,
in 1903?
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Don't know.
Don't care.
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Time to meet my little friend!
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(WHOOPING)
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Hey, what idiot
just threw this?
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It was an accident.
I'm so sorry.
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Oh, oh, it's okay.
It's probably my fault
for having my head there.
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Thanks.
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Hey, hey, yo, yo, yo.
Game's this way.
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(BUZZER SOUNDING)
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ANNOUNCER: Okay,Red Wings fans.
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That's the end ofthe first period.
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So it's time forour very specialsurprise giveaway.
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All right!
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Well, you seem very
excited about this contest.
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Forget the contest.
It's time for the Zamboni.
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And the winning seatis section 12,row 8, seat 22.
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Shoot.
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It's you.
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Holy Mother Hubbard, it is me!
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We got a winner here,
everybody!
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Wait, wait a second.
Tim, this should be
your prize.
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You bought the ticket.
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I bought the ticket
for your birthday.
It's all yours.
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Well, it should be Brad's.
He gave me his seat.
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Dad, the man's got a point.
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No, whosever butt...
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Whosever butt is in the seat
wins the prize, period.
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Well, I've got an idea.
Let's go halvsies.
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Halvsies?
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Men don't go halvsies.
Men don't even
say "halvsies."
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Would the winner
come with me, please?
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TIM: Right here.
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Pardon me,
pardon me, pardon me.
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Man, I can't believe this!
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Oh, be happy for him.
You wouldn't want
the prize anyway.
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Last game they gave away
a year's supply of pudding.
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I like pudding.
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ANNOUNCER: This is the biggestgiveaway in the history ofJoe Louis Arena.
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He's up on the screen.
Wilson Wilson,
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as the one millionthvisitor this season,
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Bay City Motorswould like to present
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you with this checkfor $10,000!
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Ten thousand dollars.
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That's a lot of pudding.
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Hi. How'd it go
with Jenny?
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Terrible.
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Edward Meany was
at the pizza place.
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I think Jenny's
interested in him.
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How come?
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Well, he used to be
a good-looking ten.
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But now he got glasses
and started a ham radio club.
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He's a five. I'm dead.
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Hello, guys.
How was the game?
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Well, the Wings lost.
But Wilson won.
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The biggest fan giveaway ever.
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Ten thousand dollars.
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Wilson won $10,000?
That's unbelievable.
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No. You know what's
unbelievable?
I paid for the ticket.
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Want to know
what's more unbelievable,
is that I gave him my seat.
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He's just gonna
keep all that money?
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Yeah. Because Dad told him
that guys don't split stuff.
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It's when I thought
the prize was pudding!
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I enjoy pudding.
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Look, guys, you know
Wilson needs the money.
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He hasn't painted
his house in years.
And he needs a new roof.
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And a new furnace.
Maybe a new hat.
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I bet he spends that
money on something
stupid like books.
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Well, hi-ho, Taylors.
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Well, Tim, I walked
into my house and I
had a huge epiphany.
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After all that cotton candy,
it was bound to
catch up with you.
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No. I was looking
at all my gardening magazines
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and I came up with a great
idea of how to spend my
excess wealth.
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Unless, of course,
you've reconsidered.
You want to split?
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As a matter
of fact, I...
No.
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No.
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Happy birthday, Wilson.
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Oh, Jill.
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Make a wish.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yay!
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Oh, oh, oh, thank you.
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So what are you gonna
do with all this money?
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Well, I've decided,
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instead of buying my plants,
I'm gonna grow my own.
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You're gonna grow your own?
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Brad, you can't go
over there anymore.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Not those kind
of plants. No.
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All my life I've dreamed
of building a greenhouse
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and now this money
puts me over the top.
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Greenhouse.
That's a great idea.
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That is a great idea.
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You know why?
Why?
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We're looking for
a spring project
on Tool Time.
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We could help you
design it and build it.
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Tim, that would be fantastic!
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Wait. You're gonna
spend all that money
on a greenhouse?
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Yes, indeedy.
I can grow
anything I want.
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Can you grow pudding?
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Does everybody know
what time it is?
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Tool Time!Tool Time!
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That's right!
Binford Tools is
proud to present
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Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Thank you, everybody.
Thank you, Heidi.
Welcome to Tool Time.
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I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
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And of course,
you all know my assistant,
Al "The Bad Seed" Borland.
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Thank you. Well,
today we're talking
about one of the greatest
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pleasures in my life,
horticulture.
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You know, that's legal
in Nevada, baby.
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I'm talking about gardening.
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I'm sure you are.
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Today we're gonna
show you how to put up
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a beautiful garden
greenhouse in your yard.
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And for that we have
a special guest today
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who's embarking on
just such a project.
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He's a good friend
and neighbor of mine,
Wilson Wilson.
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Heidi, my neighbor, please.
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Hidey-ho, Tim.
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Well, let's get started.
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Now, the first step
in building a greenhouse
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is to determine site,
size and materials.
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The site will be
Wilson's backyard.
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What I've selected
for him is this pre-fab
7-by-8 unit, right?
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It's got redwood.
It's got fiberglass panels.
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And it'll fit snug
up against his house.
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Well, this is very nice, Tim.
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But I still prefer my
original idea of this
Victorian style.
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Well, we already
went over that backstage.
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It's just not
good for the site.
It's a little too frou-frou.
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Tim, it's so pretty.
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I rest my case.
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Well, it's more than
pretty. Look at this.
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It's all steel,
real glass windows,
wooden frames.
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How big is that
gonna be, Wilson?
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32 by 20, Al.
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It's just too big.
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But, Tim,
I'm gonna need
a lot of space.
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I'll be growing
plants and vegetables
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from all my travels
around the world.
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Chinese rhododendron,
Italian bellflowers.
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As nice as the design is,
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it would just take up
your entire backyard, Wilson.
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Yeah. But who needs a backyard
when you're swimming
in Japanese gingkoes?
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How true!
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But your neighbor has
to look at this ugly
thing though, huh?
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Maybe Wilson could plant
some decorative ivy.
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Mother's always
been partial to vines.
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That's because she
swings from them.
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Folks, whenever you
take on a construction
project of this size,
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you want to consult
your neighbor.
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Yes. But Tim, you have
never consulted me at
Christmas time
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when you put an entire
amusement park on your roof.
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Those Christmas decorations
that he speaks of
are seasonal.
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This freakin' thing
is a nightmare!
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Have you lost your mind?
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Well, we'll find that out
right after these words
from Binford.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wilson, you can't build
this in your backyard.
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There's codes.
You gotta get
building permits.
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Actually, as long as he
leaves a 5-foot easement
between your properties,
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getting a variance
should be okay.
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I work part-time
for the zoning commission.
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How would you like
to make that full-time?
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I can't let you
build this thing
in your backyard.
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Tim, I do not
need your permission.
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And I don't like the attitude.
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And I don't think we
need to hear about it.
We're back on the air, guys.
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Well, maybe you are.
But I am not.
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WILSON: Hello and goodbye!
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You can't leave
in the middle
of the show.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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Hey, welcome back, everybody.
Good to have you here.
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Our guest had to
leave quite suddenly.
So right now...
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Al, why don't you
tell us your favorite
part of gardening?
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Well, I'd have to say
it's getting down and
dirty with my hoe.
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(BURPS)
238
00:12:13,118 --> 00:12:14,818
Mom, when's dinner?
I'm starving.
239
00:12:14,886 --> 00:12:16,486
Oh, it'll just
be a few minutes.
240
00:12:16,554 --> 00:12:17,721
How's it going?
241
00:12:17,789 --> 00:12:19,056
Great.
242
00:12:19,123 --> 00:12:21,558
Edward got contact lenses
and a new haircut.
243
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,527
He's really looking good now.
244
00:12:26,097 --> 00:12:28,731
Mark, is there something
we need to talk about?
245
00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:31,968
No! No.
246
00:12:32,036 --> 00:12:35,171
Edward's back to being a ten,
so Jenny doesn't
like him anymore.
247
00:12:35,239 --> 00:12:37,741
And tomorrow night,
she's coming over
to study with me.
248
00:12:37,809 --> 00:12:40,911
Maybe you should
wear that new cool
shirt I got you.
249
00:12:40,978 --> 00:12:43,346
What, are you crazy?
That would make me a seven.
250
00:12:46,984 --> 00:12:48,585
Hi, sweetie.
Hi.
251
00:12:48,653 --> 00:12:51,354
I made my hamburger casserole
for dinner tonight.
252
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,890
We got bigger
problems than that.
253
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,893
Did you watch Tool Time today?
254
00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:58,529
Working on the thesis.
255
00:12:58,596 --> 00:13:00,663
Wilson wouldn't
go with our design.
256
00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:05,335
Instead, he wants to build
some 32-foot Victorian
monstrosity in his yard.
257
00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:08,204
I swear the guy's gone
construction-crazy.
258
00:13:08,272 --> 00:13:12,609
It's funny how you recognize
the symptoms in others.
259
00:13:12,676 --> 00:13:14,945
You know, I don't
think you'll find it
all that humorous
260
00:13:15,012 --> 00:13:19,449
when our yard is invaded by
Italian Harvey Wallbangers
and Japanese Pinkos.
261
00:13:20,952 --> 00:13:23,220
So now you're worried
about what he's planting?
262
00:13:23,287 --> 00:13:27,590
Not just that. What about
the riffraff that a big
greenhouse is gonna attract?
263
00:13:27,658 --> 00:13:29,359
What riffraff?
264
00:13:29,427 --> 00:13:31,027
Botanist. Hello!
265
00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,831
If you're so
worried about this,
266
00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,499
why don't you just go
outside and talk to Wilson?
267
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:40,436
I tried to talk to him at work
and he just ran off the set.
268
00:13:40,504 --> 00:13:43,540
Well, you know,
it's Wilson's property.
269
00:13:43,607 --> 00:13:45,508
Ultimately, if he wants
to build this thing,
270
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:46,977
I don't think
there's much you
can do about it.
271
00:13:47,045 --> 00:13:48,712
Oh, really?
272
00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:51,381
I tell you one thing,
when I jumpstart this brain,
I can do anything.
273
00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:56,453
So 100 years from now,
Wilson's got trouble.
274
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:03,059
I'm really glad you
decided to study with me.
275
00:14:03,127 --> 00:14:05,862
I love history.
Why don't you quiz me?
276
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,431
Okay. Who won
the Battle of the Bulge?
277
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:10,967
Oprah.
278
00:14:11,102 --> 00:14:13,336
The Allies defeated
the Germans in Belgium.
279
00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:15,572
You're right.
You're very smart.
280
00:14:16,374 --> 00:14:18,709
Well, I'm not that smart.
281
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:22,512
Well, you know,
on a scale of one to ten,
I'm about a five.
282
00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:25,515
I love a five.
283
00:14:26,384 --> 00:14:28,084
Is it hot in here?
284
00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:30,787
Did you want to take a break?
285
00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:32,188
Go sit outside?
286
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:34,791
It's cold out here.
287
00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:36,559
You want to go back inside?
288
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:37,928
No. I'm okay.
289
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:42,498
I wonder how they kept
warm during World War II?
290
00:14:45,369 --> 00:14:48,338
You know, interesting
you should say that,
291
00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:52,375
because their uniforms
were actually made out
of a heavy-duty wool.
292
00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:58,448
WILSON: Tim!
What?
293
00:14:58,516 --> 00:14:59,883
Jenny, I'm sorry.
294
00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:01,818
I'd better go.
295
00:15:04,088 --> 00:15:06,256
Goodbye, five, hello, two.
296
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:11,561
Dad, I just stuck my
nose in Jenny's eye.
297
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:16,833
Chicks dig that.
298
00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:22,605
Tim, what in the Sam Hill
are those lights all about?
299
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,541
What lights?
300
00:15:24,608 --> 00:15:26,509
Those blinding
towers of halogen.
301
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:29,246
Oh, those.
I just got them from work.
302
00:15:29,313 --> 00:15:30,813
I'm trying a new
security-lighting system.
303
00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:33,883
You know darn well
they'll screw up
my botany experiments.
304
00:15:35,086 --> 00:15:36,920
Will they?
305
00:15:36,987 --> 00:15:39,722
Constant light
causes photoperiodism.
306
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:43,593
My plants need
12 hours of darkness
to flower properly!
307
00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:45,195
Do they?
308
00:15:45,262 --> 00:15:49,866
I cannot believe you
are being so petty
about this greenhouse.
309
00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:52,201
The design was
bogus and overdone.
Even that...
310
00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:54,404
Even that drawing was a joke.
311
00:15:54,472 --> 00:15:56,072
The drawing was a joke?
Yes!
312
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:59,309
No, no, no, Tim.
You, those ridiculous lights,
that is the joke!
313
00:15:59,377 --> 00:16:00,810
Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way.
314
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,779
But this is my yard
and I can put up
any lights I want.
315
00:16:02,847 --> 00:16:04,981
And this is my property.
I'll put up
a ten-foot aluminum wall.
316
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,749
It will reflect
the light back at you.
317
00:16:06,817 --> 00:16:07,951
There are zoning laws,
you know!
318
00:16:08,019 --> 00:16:09,519
Then I'll get a variance.
319
00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,655
Then I'll get a variance
to make my lights even
higher and brighter.
320
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,389
Well, then I'll
get another variance
to make my wall even higher.
321
00:16:13,457 --> 00:16:14,624
Well, I guess we got
a lot of work to do!
322
00:16:14,692 --> 00:16:16,225
Fine!
Fine!
323
00:16:20,331 --> 00:16:23,133
Hello! Is anybody home?
324
00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:24,201
(SCREAMS)
325
00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:26,370
What the...?
326
00:16:26,437 --> 00:16:27,770
TIM: I guess
they work, huh?
327
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:30,206
Tim?
328
00:16:30,274 --> 00:16:31,775
I'm over here.
329
00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:37,313
What is this?
What are you doing?
330
00:16:37,381 --> 00:16:40,150
I'm adding to my arsenal.
Bigger, brighter, better.
331
00:16:40,217 --> 00:16:43,319
This is insane.
When is this
idiocy gonna end?
332
00:16:43,387 --> 00:16:44,987
When Wilson grows up.
333
00:16:47,224 --> 00:16:50,560
Wilson is your best friend.
If you keep this up,
you're gonna lose him.
334
00:16:50,627 --> 00:16:52,528
So I'll get
another best friend.
335
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:57,266
I'll call Al.
Maybe he knows someone
who'll be my best friend.
336
00:16:57,268 --> 00:17:01,137
So you think it's
gonna be that easy
to replace Wilson?
337
00:17:01,205 --> 00:17:03,073
You talk to him
about everything.
338
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:06,977
Whenever we have a fight,
you go outside. You start...
339
00:17:09,213 --> 00:17:11,914
How far did you say
this greenhouse
was gonna extend?
340
00:17:11,982 --> 00:17:13,549
Right over to the fence.
341
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:15,352
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm,
mmm-hmm.
342
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:18,955
What's that supposed to mean?
343
00:17:19,023 --> 00:17:21,791
I get the feeling if Wilson
didn't live next-door,
344
00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:24,394
I'd be the only one
taking out the garbage.
345
00:17:24,662 --> 00:17:27,096
Uh?
346
00:17:27,164 --> 00:17:31,134
Come on, honey, we both
know why you don't want
this greenhouse to happen.
347
00:17:31,202 --> 00:17:32,902
It's ugly.
Tim...
348
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,171
It's a Victorian monstrosity.
349
00:17:34,238 --> 00:17:35,305
Tim...
350
00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:38,141
It's too big.
Honey!
351
00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:41,244
It fills up the whole yard.
I won't be able
to go out and talk to Wilson.
352
00:17:41,312 --> 00:17:42,945
Exactly.
353
00:17:43,013 --> 00:17:46,349
I really like to be able
to go out to the fence
and talk to my friend Wilson.
354
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:50,252
You know, he's really
good with aluminum.
355
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,321
You gotta give
him that, you know?
356
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:58,962
Wilson, you're not gonna
need those panels anymore.
357
00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:02,065
Why? You planning
an airborne assault?
358
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,868
I'm taking down the lights.
359
00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:08,070
You're taking down the lights?
360
00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:10,206
Yes. It's your property.
361
00:18:10,274 --> 00:18:13,809
If you want to, you can
load it up with Japanese
geishas. I don't care.
362
00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:19,082
You're tunneling in,
aren't you?
363
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:22,451
You know, this isn't about
building a greenhouse.
364
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,120
Well, then what's
it about, Tim?
365
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:27,023
It's so... It would...
It came all the way to...
366
00:18:27,091 --> 00:18:30,426
I would not...
I... I really...
There's... It's hard...
367
00:18:30,495 --> 00:18:34,397
I come out...
I like coming to the fence.
368
00:18:34,465 --> 00:18:37,867
To articulate the deep
feelings you find difficult
to communicate to other men.
369
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:39,001
Yes!
370
00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:45,841
You know, Tim,
if I build this greenhouse
the way I intended,
371
00:18:45,909 --> 00:18:47,477
you'd have to come
around the house,
372
00:18:47,545 --> 00:18:49,612
knock on the door
if you wanted to talk.
373
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:53,616
I could do that.
I could just call you on
the phone if I wanted to.
374
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:55,918
I could get a computer.
We could e-mail.
375
00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:57,620
Yeah. Yeah.
We could do that.
376
00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:59,322
Yeah. You want
to do that?
377
00:18:59,324 --> 00:19:01,157
Nah!
Nah!
378
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,325
You know, Tim,
to tell you the truth,
379
00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:03,960
I rather enjoy being
able to come out here
380
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:06,929
and extemporaneously
converse with you.
381
00:19:06,997 --> 00:19:09,632
Not me. I just like
shooting the breeze.
382
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:16,539
You know,
I know I was being stubborn
about this greenhouse, but
383
00:19:16,607 --> 00:19:18,141
there was a reason.
384
00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:20,710
I know. Christmas, '85,
385
00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:23,380
I shot the Lamb of God
right through your
living room window.
386
00:19:23,447 --> 00:19:24,680
No. No.
387
00:19:27,885 --> 00:19:30,153
Well, what was the reason then?
388
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,687
You know,
when my wife was alive,
389
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:34,890
we always dreamed
of having our own greenhouse
390
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:38,461
where we could grow
the plants we saw
all over the world.
391
00:19:40,164 --> 00:19:43,533
So you wanted to build
this in honor of Katherine?
392
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:47,403
Yeah. She drew
that sketch.
393
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,373
The one I called stupid.
394
00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:51,740
Yes.
395
00:19:51,808 --> 00:19:53,209
I feel terrible.
I wouldn't... I'm sorry.
396
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:54,977
Why didn't you
just tell me this?
397
00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:58,881
Well, Tim, sometimes
it's difficult for me
to talk about my past.
398
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:02,252
I guess you and I just
weren't in the backyard
at the right time.
399
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,922
I don't want you to give up
building the greenhouse now.
400
00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:07,290
Well, I don't want
to give it up, either.
401
00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:09,259
But I'm gonna move
it to the side yard.
402
00:20:09,326 --> 00:20:10,493
You don't have
enough room over there.
403
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,461
So I'll scale her down.
404
00:20:12,529 --> 00:20:16,499
There's good
afternoon sun over there.
I can grow some orchids.
405
00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:18,034
I'd still like to
help you build it.
406
00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:20,536
Great.
All right!
407
00:20:20,604 --> 00:20:23,039
Well, I'd better get
these lights down and back.
408
00:20:23,107 --> 00:20:25,374
Tool Time set's kind
of dark without them.
409
00:20:27,077 --> 00:20:28,277
You need some help?
410
00:20:28,345 --> 00:20:29,612
No, I'll get them...
411
00:20:30,014 --> 00:20:31,314
Hey!
412
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:32,949
Are any of those
reflectors parabolic?
413
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,685
Well, yes. Why?
414
00:20:35,753 --> 00:20:39,022
I've got an idea of
some fun we can have
a little later on tonight.
415
00:20:58,376 --> 00:20:59,809
Hey, good morning, Wilson.
416
00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:01,544
Well, hidey-ho, Tim.
417
00:21:01,612 --> 00:21:03,747
I'm really glad we
worked things out.
418
00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:06,683
Yes, indeedy.
Now we can come out here
and talk all we want.
419
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:09,318
Yeah. Come out here
and talk all we want.
420
00:21:10,821 --> 00:21:12,021
(SIGHS)
421
00:21:13,123 --> 00:21:15,024
So, Tim, is something
on your mind?
422
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:17,961
No, not really.
423
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,230
Maybe you had
a quote or an anecdote
you want to share?
424
00:21:20,297 --> 00:21:21,964
No, not a one.
425
00:21:24,401 --> 00:21:26,402
Well, maybe this situation will
426
00:21:26,469 --> 00:21:28,971
remind you of a story
or someone you met.
427
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,339
Nothing comes to mind.
428
00:21:30,407 --> 00:21:31,607
No?
429
00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:33,876
(YAWNS)
430
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,644
Well, all right then.
431
00:21:35,713 --> 00:21:37,847
Just take out the garbage.
432
00:21:37,915 --> 00:21:41,451
Yeah. I'll go back to
grooming my squirrels
for St. Paddy's Day.
433
00:21:44,254 --> 00:21:46,589
Hey, later on, you want
to go moon Borland with me?
434
00:21:46,657 --> 00:21:47,857
I'm there!
435
00:21:52,663 --> 00:21:54,664
Hi-ho, Tim.
Hey, Wilson.
436
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:55,998
Greetings, Al.
Greetings.
437
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:59,569
Well, let's get down to it.
Now, the first step in...
438
00:22:02,806 --> 00:22:04,740
I really wanted to go out to...
439
00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:09,846
I'd be taking out
the garbage all the time.
440
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:10,813
Uh?
441
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,350
Come on, honey.
You both...
442
00:22:15,486 --> 00:22:16,819
Sorry.
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