All language subtitles for Crutch s01e04 Hope in Harlem.eng

Crutch is filmed in front of
a live studio audience.

[laughter]

Ah, man.

[exhales]

You skipped me, fool.

No, I didn't,
I left yours in a bowl outside.

Now fill it to the top.

Yeah.

How's that coffee working,
sleepyhead?

About as good as your
job search, unemployed head.

Well, I have an executive
assistant interview tomorrow

and I'm feeling optimistic.

Mm, well, I hope you get
a signing bonus

with all those Ubers
you've been taking.

You be taking Ubers
to these interviews?

With what money?

Uh, the Crutchfield
company credit card.

Are we good?

Why give Uber all my money
when you could

take the subway
for three dollars

wherever you want to go?

'Cause there's a reason
it costs three dollars.

Yeah, so unemployed people
like you can afford it.

Daddy, I've always hated

taking the train.

You've been taking the train
since you was a kid.

And it always creeped me out.

There's rats, there's weirdos,

and it smells like pee
all the time.

Well, sounds like my sister's
gotten Minnesota soft.

You betcha.

And since we're telling
my business,

why we don't tell, uh, Daddy
about that big case you lost?

How dare you.

Don't start none,
won't be none.

You losing cases, Negro?

Case, just one case.

Sometimes you lose.

You should know how that feels.

You're a Knicks fan.

You keep my Knicks
out your mouth.

Had you taken
that big corporate gig,

you wouldn't be taking
all these Ls

-by yourself.
-All right, Francois.

That's enough of your
negative balderdash for today.

You tired.

You need some rest.
Go to bed and we'll talk

-about this at lunch tomorrow.
-Yes, ma'am.

And, Jamilah, my big toe
was swollen last night.

That means something good
is coming.

That's that gangrene.

Spell "gangrene."

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Ah! We ain't done.

Real New Yorkers take the train.

Daddy, I am a real New Yorker.

Well, you're gonna be one
tomorrow, I know that.

'Cause me and you taking
the train together.

How you gonna do that

when you're supposed
to be watching the kids?

Even better.

They coming, too.

They're gonna be
your good luck charm.

Okay, fine.

I'm-a teach them
to ride the train,

and not hate it like you.

Oh, I don't hate it.

I detest it.

"Detest"?

That sound like
a Minnesota word.

Like Timberwolves.

What kind of mascot is that?

It a tree or the wolf?

? Tells it like it is?

? Crutch is here?

-? For friends, family, kids?
-CRUTCH: Yo, it's Francois!

-? Crutch is Crutchfield?
-? Crutch.?

Now, kids,

your mother told me
she hate the train.

Oh, she told us
to never take the train.

Subways are filled
with germs and felons.

They are. That's why, today,

y'all getting
y'all first lessons

in the Do's and the Don'ts

of riding the subway
in New York.

The train is a ride of passage
for New Yorkers.

Pay attention, kids.

Nice job on this, Flaco.

[chuckles]

Rule number one:

keep your head on a swivel
at all times.

Always watch your surroundings.

And whatever you do,
don't smile.

This is not Minnesota.

Come on, Grandpa,
I've seen New Yorkers smiling.

That's because
they are plotting.

Okay, take your place
on the train, kids.

Now...

there's a difference
between a New York smile

and a Minnesota smile.

And don't frown, either.

Frowns invite questions
from strangers.

Here, let's show 'em, Flaco.

Why you frowning,
lady on the train?

-My-my boyfriend and I--
-Nope.

You just got robbed
or kidnapped.

So, if we can't smile or frown,
what can we do?

Mean mug.

Show 'em your mean mug, Flaco.

That's a New York mean mug.

Now show me your mean mug, kids.

No!

Meaner!

Like you got offered
cotton candy,

and they gave you
Brussels sprouts.

[entry bells jingle]

Hey, guys.

Hey, Jamilah,
you're looking sharp.

No way you don't get
that interview.

Thank you, Flaco.

I call this look
"Interview Slay."

Sup, Ma.

Make it do what it do!

[chirps twice]

What have you done
to my children?

I'm making them New York tough.

They ready.

-Yay!
-Awesome!

?

Hey! Wake up.

Oh, sorry.

[clears throat]
I...

haven't been getting much sleep
working at Legal Aid.

-Hmm.
-I put 80 hours on a case

I just knew I was gonna win.

But... I didn't.

Epic fail.

Well, look on the bright side:

you are keeping
your auntie employed.

You lose a case,

I get an inmate.
[laughs]

Not ready to laugh?

Seriously.

Dad keeps bringing up going back
to Miller, Stevens and Cohen.

I mean,

at least working
at a corporate firm,

losing one case
wouldn't hurt so much.

Maybe I'm not as good
of a lawyer as I thought.

What Jake is this?

This isn't my nephew

who graduated from Columbia
at the top of his class.

I know, I know.

-You know how I did that?
-No.

Working harder and-and longer

than anyone else in my class.

But this time, all those hours
and all that effort,

it didn't help me win this case.

You're a public defender.

The stress
you are putting on yourself,

it's like you're defending
people on death row.

Yeah, but winning means
everything to them.

My last client,
she can't even pay

her utilities
after losing her case.

Now she can't even
take care of her cat.

You can't make your whole life
your job, Jake.

People with jobs like ours,
we need an outlet.

I don't think
I have time for an outlet.

Well, that's what I used to say.

And then, early in my career,

this prisoner escaped
on my watch.

I had to do something
to get my mind off of it.

Birdwatching.

They got other birds
in New York besides pigeons?

Yes, Jake.

Oh.

Living in the city,
I had nature blindness.

Birdwatching gave me this, this

ravenous hunger for nature.

You know? Watching them
got me out of myself

and into their world.

Sounds like something
I might want to try.

What are you doing later?

My trial this afternoon
got pushed.

But there's always a new file
to be reviewed and...

Or you could take a break
and come along.

You know something?

-I'll try it, I'll try it.
-Okay.

But we're not gonna get Karened
like the one brother

with the glasses?

No, baby,
we don't have that problem.

We are The C.O.C.:
Chirpers of Color.

We watch your back,
so you can watch the birds.

? ?

Wow, this is so cool!

But it's really, really dirty.

Oh, look, a cat.

No, baby, that's not a cat.
That's a...

We call those subway cats.

You don't feed,
you don't pet them.

And if you see a dollar bill
on the floor, don't pick it up.

I thought finding money
was good luck.

Not down here. It's a trick.

That's how they caught
Martha Stewart.

Now, mean mugs activate.

Come on, Mom.

[sighs]

-Way to go, Mom.
-[Lisa chuckles]

This is my actual face
right now.

Now, cool-man walk,
get your bop on.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Stand clear
of the closing doors.

Now, remember,
keep your head on a swivel.

You understand that?

We from Harlem,
but act like you from Brooklyn.

Oh, miss, miss, miss!

I think you dropped this.

This is yours.

-Well, not no more.
-Grandpa!

I thought we weren't supposed
to pick up money.

That was a dollar, this is a 20.

Okay, now,

scan the train, so you know

who and what's around you.

That guy looks like
he's from Minnesota.

CRUTCH:
Nah, he a undercover cop.

How do you know?

He look like
he's from Minnesota.

Showtime, showtime.
What time is it?

-Showtime.
-Showtime, showtime, what time is it?

Showtime.

? ?

[cheers, applause]

This is from the train.

Grandpa,
I want to be a pole dancer.

Oh, no, you don't.

? ?

You know what I'm saying, Greg?

You spend your whole life
thinking you're going

in one direction,
next thing you know,

you can't sleep at night.

Jake,
it's a South American songbird.

Thinking
about magnesium, Greg.

I heard it supports
the nervous system.

You are missing it, Jake.

Oh, sorry, my bad.

Uh, what do we do?

Get in the moment.

Ooh, it's hatchling time.

Now, we're gonna move closer,
but we have

to do it carefully
and in unison.

You know how birds fly
in a pattern together?

Well, we do something like that,
but we put our own spin on it.

It's called
"the freezing technique."

We take small steps together,
then we stay still and observe.

Ready?

One, two, three, step.

Hey.

What y'all doing down there,
the cha-cha slide?

You know, that's my dance.

[shushes]
Pearl. We're birdwatching.

Oh, y'all doing
some freaky shit.

She's heading back to the nest.

Oh! Is that mama really
gonna feed...

Ew! She is.

She's regurgitating
right in their mouths.

That's nature's way.

[chuckles] That's so dope.

Hey, Greg.
I see you in them shorts.

Does C.O.C. mean
what I think it does?

So long, train!

I'll miss you.

You're such a goofball.

Admit it. You had fun, too.

Yeah. I mean,
it was better than I remember.

Thanks for pushing me to do it.

That's what I do.

Now let's get you
to this interview.

Oh, no.

My wallet is missing.

-You sure?
-Yes.

It must have fallen out
when I was on the train.

If I don't have my ID,
I can't do the interview.

Why? They know you coming.

They were adamant
about me having my ID.

Security won't let me in.

We'll take the express
and catch up to the local.

Yeah, let's hurry. I-I really
need to make this interview.

Mom, don't frown.

That's how
they got Martha Stewart.

You're mixing up your lessons,
but you get an "A" for effort.

Let's go.

? ?

Wow. Who knew?

Who knew that witnessing
bird life could be so...

invigorating?

Oh, look.

Mama bird is about
to push the baby out the nest.

What? Is she depressed?
Why would she do that?

-That's how they learn
how to fly. -Oh.

-[wings flapping]
-[bird trilling]

Yay! [laughs]

That's awesome. This is how
I learned how to swim.

I'll never forget it.
Dad just threw me in.

-Did you float?
-Eventually.

Oh, look.
We get to see another one fly.

A daily double. [laughs]

Here we go.

-[flapping]
-[thud]

-Ooh!
-Aah!

Uh, hey, y'all see?
It just dropped to the ground.

Well, little birdie
just wasn't ready to fly.

-It's nature way.
-But...

[crying]

Y'all got me up here crying.

And you call this a hobby?

What the fuck?

Wait, Auntie.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

-We can still save it, right?
-Nah, honey.

That birdie is
a squirrel's feast.

I know that's right.

In nature, everything is
somebody else's lunch.

Nah, not on my birdwatch.

-[door closes]
-Will the new ones ever learn?

Shut up, Greg.

You still owe money
on your dues.

I'll pay your dues, Greg.

? ?

[subway car rattling]

Explain it to me
just one more time.

This is a local train.

The train we just got off
is an express, meaning

that it skipped stops,
making it possible for us

to catch this train again.

I don't care
how many times you explain it.

It still feels like
we time-traveled.

I'm trying
to call and reschedule,

-but I can't get a signal.
-MAN: I'm not homeless.

I don't need a place to stay.

Um, excuse me, sir?

Have you seen a wallet
on this train?

Hey, kid, get your own train.

AUTOMATED VOICE:
The next stop is 34th Street.

I'm not homeless.
I don't need a job.

-I don't need a place to stay.
-Daddy, stop looking.

It's New York City. We both know
that wallet is gone.

-Baby, don't give up.
-I'm done.

I did what you wanted, and
now I've missed my interview.

Come on, kids.
We're calling an Uber.

-This is 34th Street.
-Baby, don't do this.

Connection is available
to the Long Island Rail Road

and Amtrak.

MAN:
What's wrong, my man?

What's with the frown?

You need a hug?

You need a fist?

? ?

All right. So, it says to make
sure baby bird is on its back.

And then, as you gently hold
the eye dropper,

feed it a few drops.

Does it say
to give it energy drink?

Well, I was all out of nectar.

It'll be dead by Tuesday.

Well, I am not giving up on it.

You know, I invited you birding
to relieve your stress,

but it seems you've brought
your stress to birding.

So... what?

Do I just do nothing?

Sometimes
nothing is all you can do.

You can't save every bird,

and you can't win every case.

Aunt Toni, I know.

I know that failure's
all a part of life.

I get it. But it doesn't mean
I have to like it.

No, but you do need to get
better at dealing with it,

'cause if you don't,

you're not gonna be any good
to anybody.

All right.

You're right.

[sighs]
It's time to let go.

I was real proud of the way
you fought off that squirrel.

He thought
he had the angle on me,

but I was just too quick
for him.

What's up, fam?

What it do?

You're doing too much.

Your mom texted me
about the wallet. Any luck?

No, but we did time-travel.

And we saw a unicorn.

That ain't nothing
but the 2 Train.

Where's your mom?

She said
she needed some alone time.

Oh, what's in the shoebox?

Oh, uh,
it was a baby house finch.

-[gasps] Aw.
-[gasps] Can we see it?

Uh, it's not doing
too great right now.

Come on. We've seen a dead bird.

Okay. All right,
you two little sickos.

Um...

if you have nightmares,
don't point your fingers at me.

It-It's moving.
It's still alive.

Give it some space.

[chirping]

-Oh, damn. A hawk.
-[hawk screeching]

[bird squawks]

I-I didn't see that coming.

All this bird talk

got me wanting some hot wings.

Baby girl, I found your wallet.

Thank you. How'd you find it?

[chuckling]:
Oh, it was a journey.

Had to catch three trains.

I passed a violinist,

I passed a mariachi band,

and I fought two subway rats.

Then I went to lost and found.

I can't believe it.

Yeah. Somebody turned it in.

New Yorkers always help out.

I hope this makes up
for you losing it,

'cause I don't need you mad
at me.

Daddy, I'm not mad at you.

I mean, I was.

But then I realized
I was just mad at myself.

I know you had
this empty-nester plan

of dancing around
in your boxers,

eating popcorn
and watching the Yankees game.

Hmm. Don't remind me.

But now we're back here,
in your space,

and we should be home,
in Minnesota.

You love Minnesota, right?

But isn't it a land
of fields and farms

and a whole bunch
of happy white people?

Daddy, there are plenty
of Black people in Minnesota.

Yeah, but are they happy?

I was.

I loved being a Minnesotan.

I built a whole life there.

I had friends,

I was a member of the PTA.

I had a routine.

And now I might have
to start from scratch.

But not just by myself,
with my kids.

Yo, Minnesota did have
Prince and Alexander O'Neal.

Were you listening
to anything I just said?

Yeah. And, yeah, I get it.

Being a mom
and a dad is hard.

Believe me, I know.

I have an interview coming up.

And don't worry.
I won't call a Uber.

Baby girl,
I did a lot of thinking,

looking for that wallet.

Instead of you catching an Uber
to work,

how about you just take
a few steps to work,

and come work
for me at the store?

Are you serious?

Deadass. [chuckles]

I could use your help,
till you go back to Minnesota.

Who knows? Maybe you can become
the next generation

of Crutchfield Flooring.

You won't regret it. Oh.
[laughs]

[Crutch chuckles]

Oh, and, uh... [clears throat]

I'm definitely using
that next-generation thing

to rub in Jake's face.

Damn skippy.

Baby girl, if you want to use
a Uber from time to time,

it's okay with Daddy.

-You mean it?
-I mean it.

Just use economy.

Oh, I only do Uber Black.

[laughs] My girl.
Keep it in the community.

Our daughter gonna be working
at the store.

Better than her being
in Minnesota.

Remember that time
we went to see Prince,

and he was wearing
those ass-out pants

that you went crazy about?

Our seats were so close that
you could see all the baby hairs

on each booty cheek.

He sure dropped it
like it was hot.

Then he picked it up
when it was cold.

Baby,

I miss you...

[voice breaking]:
...and love you.

[kisses]

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? Sometimes life can deal you?

? A messed-up hand?

-? But when it hits the fan?
-? Hits the?

? Never fear?

? The Crutch is here?

? Crutchfield, Crutchfield?

? He keeps it real?

-? Crutchfield, whoa!?
-? Whoa!?

GIRL:
What's that, bro bro?

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