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So, Ken, what you want is to get a girl
to teach you some Czech language.
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Did I understand it good? Yeah.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay, so that's going to be tricky
because if the girl doesn't speak
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then I don't... Whatever.
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You know what? I tried to fulfill your
wishes. This is why I'm here, okay?
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So, we're going to pretend again that...
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You gotta be a head of the TV channel,
okay? You are not TV, okay?
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So you have to act like you're the boss,
okay?
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Try to be the boss in life.
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Yeah, exactly.
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There you go.
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Okay, so what's your type? What do you
want? Blonde, black, green,
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blondie? Which type of girl?
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Kimmy?
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Bronze. Blonde?
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okay okay uh he's not blonde but he's
okay oh yeah okay let me get my shoes
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good looking
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Let me get in
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first.
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So this is our studio.
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Please take off the shoes.
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Oh,
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your jacket.
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Okay.
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So... He is my boss, Ken.
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Nice to meet you. My name is Ken.
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Okay, please take a seat. Let me start
the interview right away. Thank you.
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Okay, so we are doing a show
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today about languages.
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Try to communicate in different
languages. English, Czech, Japanese.
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Japanese is one of the most...
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Sarah.
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How many years?
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So, I am 35.
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You? 23.
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No, there you go!
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Oh, young!
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Yeah, yes,
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really young and beautiful. You're
beautiful.
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You know that you're beautiful?
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You're the most beautiful girl in my
life.
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You have a really nice life.
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Smile, it's good for you.
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Ken, what would be the first thing that
you want to learn in Czech?
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What is the first word? What do you want
to know?
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Money?
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No money.
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You don't even understand me.
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It's okay.
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What do you want to learn? Hello, how
are you? Or good
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night? Or good morning?
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Good morning, I know in Japanese it's
OHAYO.
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OHAYO GOZAIMASU.
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You can say OHAYO GOZAIMASU.
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Just say it.
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OHAYO.
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It's good morning.
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Good morning, yes.
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How do you say it in Czech?
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DOBRE RANO. DOBRE RANO.
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DOBRE RANO.
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Dobre rano. Dobre rano. Ohayo. Ohayo.
Good morning. Good morning.
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There you go. Okay.
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What else do you want to learn in Czech?
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What do you want to know?
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Arigato. Arigato.
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Okay. Arigato.
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Arigato. Arigato. Good.
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Arigato.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. It's in Czech.
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One more.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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She is beautiful girl.
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Oh, she is beautiful girl.
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You are a beautiful girl. How do you say
that in Japanese?
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I think that means beautiful.
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I don't speak Japanese.
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It's hard to communicate.
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But how do you say you are beautiful?
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It's beautiful.
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It's beautiful.
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It's beautiful.
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Good communication.
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There you go. It's good communication.
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Let me find something else. What I'm
curious of. How do you
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say... I am all...
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You heard me.
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I'm horny.
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Before sex, you are horny.
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During sex, you are horny.
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I used to say that in Czech.
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Horny and like... In Spanish I know.
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You know what?
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Let's go for something else.
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Do you like sex?
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No, no, no. How do you say it in Czech?
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No, do you like sex?
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How do you say it in Czech?
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Mamrada sex.
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Mamrada sex.
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Mamrada sex.
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Mamrada.
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Mamrada. Mamrada.
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Mamrada. Mamrada.
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Mamrada.
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Do you like that?
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Do you have boyfriend?
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No? No?
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No? Why?
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Beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty. You
don't have boyfriend?
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Okay.
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What is your job?
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Secretary. Ah, you're secretary.
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Okay. We interview a lot of people. You
are our third secretary this week.
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Okay, you don't understand.
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Whatever. You're a secretary.
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How much money you make one month?
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Of secretary?
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20 ,000.
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In euro?
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20 ,000.
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I give you... You make 1 ,000 euro in
one month.
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I give you 1 ,000 euro for five minutes.
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Is it good?
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It's good?
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Okay. All you have to do is pick up your
truck and just show your beautiful body
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to him because he did that with European
woman.
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Yeah. Yeah? You do that? Okay.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. Okay. Let's do this.
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Thank you.
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Look.
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I have a full 1 ,000 euro here. As soon
as you get naked, I'm going to give it
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to you.
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Okay? So, shall we?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But don't worry, people can't see you.
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She's not a shy girl, Ken.
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I can see that. She's not shy.
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Shy? No.
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Yeah, you want me to help you?
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She was looking at me like, you want me
to help you?
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Look at his face. Look at his face.
Isn't he adorable?
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It didn't happen.
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Good.
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Need some help?
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1 ,000 euro is 1 ,000 euro. 1 ,000 euro,
I want this down, and I want this down.
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Okay? Okay. Thank you.
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And I want to keep your penny.
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So, 1 ,000 euro for one penny. Okay.
Okay?
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Thank you.
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There you go. It's my present to you.
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Thank you.
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No, it's my present to you. You have to
thank me. I paid for it.
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Okay.
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Just give it back to me.
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I'm going to put this here, okay? It's
all yours.
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And... Oh, my God.
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Can't concentrate.
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You're beautiful.
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Oh, beautiful.
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Beautiful.
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Okay, can you turn around just for him
to see you?
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No, just for him to see you, just turn
around.
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Okay,
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now you can sit back.
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I can see you are not shy.
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When was the last time you had sex?
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Sex? Yes, when was the last time? One
week?
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One month ago, you don't remember?
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Okay, that's a problem.
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You can't be just,
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you know, untouched.
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Have you ever been with a Japanese guy?
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Have you ever been?
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So this is your lucky day, because you
can... Now you have the possibility...
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Listen, I mean, this 1000 euro is
nothing.
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There's a lot more where it comes from.
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Okay?
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There's a lot more in there. So if you
want more of these, and you want to make
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my boss happy, then I guarantee you, you
can fly to Japan,
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learn some Japanese,
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Maybe you can move to Japan.
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Over there the economy is really high.
People make a lot of money.
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So what do you think?
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What do you think?
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You know what? Just relax.
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What do you like about him?
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Do you like to get your facility?
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Because he's number one, top one.
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I suggest you just lay back and let him
do the rest.
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I mean, I guarantee you, you want to
stay and have fun.
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He's adorable.
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He's like a puppy dog.
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Hug me, kiss me, fuck me.
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What do you think?
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I think, guys, this is the point where I
could step out from the picture.
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Have fun, Bob.
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Yes? Have fun.
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Thank you.
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Hmm?
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Thank you.
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God bless.
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Oh.
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You didn't?
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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O man ko gu cho gu cho O man ko gu cho
gu cho O
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man ko gu cho gu cho O man ko gu cho gu
cho
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