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Excuse me.

What are you doing?

Why don't you shut up?

Leslie, what is wrong with you? Why can you not get in the Christmas spirit?

Ho.

Ho.

Fucking ho. See?

That's more like it, Leslie.

Oh, please.

Really? Will you stop with all this festive fucking bullshit?

Leslie, you've got to stop.

You're scaring away all the little children.

Seriously?

Fuck these little shitheads. I don't care.

I'm only here for the money. And then I am flying to Vegas for New Year's and

that's when the party begins.

No more of this festive bullshit.

Just leave me alone.

What kind of stupid elf has an accent like that anyway?

Where are you from?

I'm an individual.

Seriously?

And here we go with the fucking whistling again.

God, I fucking hate Christmas.

All these stupid little kids.

I think I smell poopy diapers.

Don't say that, Leslie.

Christmas is a time to be joyful.

And be thankful.

Really? What in the hell do I have to be thankful for?

I'm hot.

I'm ready to go home.

I'm surrounded by tacky -ass fucking decorations.

And an elf that just can't seem to stop whistling.

It's great.

Thankful. Joy, peace, love, happiness.

Woo!

You know, Leslie, I wish there was something I could say or do.

Change your mind about this holiday.

There's absolutely nothing you can do to change my mind about this fucking

holiday.

God, just leave it alone already.

Happy little fucking elf.

Go spread your little happy joy somewhere. Leave me alone.

Oh, come on. There's got to be... Something you want for Christmas?

There's nothing.

There has to be one thing for that certain somebody at Christmas.

I said there's nothing.

And just leave it alone already. God!

Get through this fucking day. Just leave me alone.

I've already said leave me alone. How many times do I have to say leave me

alone? Jesus!

Fucking foreigners.

Leslie?

Do you not believe in Santa Claus?

Oh my fucking God. Seriously, I have had it with you. I've absolutely had it

with you.

God.

Fuck Christmas. Why can't you just leave me alone?

Jesus.

You just don't listen, do you? You've got to be careful.

Santa's making a list.

For the love of God. You fucking little elf. I'm fucking...

I'm sick of Christmas.

Why won't you listen to me? For the love of God, you stupid little elf. Why

can't you just listen to me? I don't like fucking Christmas.

Christ! You don't want to be on Santa's naughty list.

He knows if you've been naughty or not.

I'm sick of your fucking happy little attitude. So stop with all your happy

-lucky little bullshit. I hate Christmas. Leave me alone.

for Christmas is a big, fat, juicy cock.

And I know you can't help me with that.

Is it too much to ask to want a big, fat cock for Christmas?

To pound me?

Pound my pussy?

Big, thick cock.

I don't think that's too much to ask for.

Um, Miss Anne?

Miss, Miss Claus?

Um, I've got a little present for you. Well, it's not little.

I think it's quite important.

There's absolutely nothing you could have that's important enough for me

now.

Oh, I think I do.

Why can't you just leave me alone?

Oh my god, it's a Christmas miracle!

are pretty big.

Such a big

such a beautiful

Merry Christmas!

so good in my pussy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Come on, my little elf.

Make that pussy feel good.

Such a big car.

Thank you.

and fucking wet.

pussy. Do you want to fuck that pussy?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Put Leslie in much better...

Yeah. Yeah.

my fucking pussy yeah come on put that deep fucking cum in my pussy yeah put

that cum all deep in my fucking little tight pussy yeah yeah

It is a time for miracles.