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It tickles.
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-It does?
-Yes.
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-What?
-Nothing.
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I just... really like
hanging out with you.
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I really like hanging out with you.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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Why?
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-Why do I like hanging out with you?
-Yeah.
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I...
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like hanging out with you because...
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you're vibrant.
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-Vibrant?
-Yes.
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What the f...
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Yeah, like life hasn't
numbed you yet.
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Numbed me?
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Is that what happens with age?
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Well, I guess when you're twelve...
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the highs are really high,
and the lows are really low.
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It's exhausting. So it's not all
a bad thing to be a little bit numb.
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And yes.
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I like spending time with you.
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But I'm also just really happy
with where we're at.
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Like the level that we're at
right now.
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You know? I wanna make sure that,
you know, we're on the same page.
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What page are you on?
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I'm at the page that you're 24
and on hold.
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And where I'm not looking
for a relationship.
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Are we cool?
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Was that Siri on the phone
last night?
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Yeah.
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She was outside,
downstairs actually.
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Was she?
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Yeah.
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We just talked.
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We haven't talked for a while, so...
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Yeah? How was that?
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I don't know.
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If you wanna be with her,
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you will find a way to deal
with all this shit that's happened.
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Are you scared of not being
with her?
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Yeah. I'm scared of not being
with her,
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but I'm scared of being
with her too.
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I don't know.
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Is it totally up to you? What does
she have to say about it all?
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She says that she'll give me time,
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and that she'll do anything
to make it right.
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Okay.
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But what if we can't make it right?
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She's not the only person
in the world for you.
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And...
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You've got that mansion in Cali
waiting for you, remember?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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How many girls have you been with?
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-Why?
-Because you've...
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been in a relationship
since you were, what, seventeen?
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And I'm curious. What's your number?
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Five and a half.
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Five and a half?
How do you fuck half a person?
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I don't know.
It's a special skill I have.
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That sounds so perverse.
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No, it was just this girl from work.
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And we kind of had sex,
but we kind of didn't.
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-So she's the half person?
-Yeah.
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She is.
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But five fully.
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-Five.
-Yeah.
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I've had a threesome.
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-Have you? Wow, okay.
-Yeah.
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Two guys or two girls?
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Two girls.
Siri and this French chick.
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-Check you out. How was it?
-It was...
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fucking awesome while we were at it,
but it sucked afterwards.
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That's when all this shit
went south.
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That's a rookie mistake.
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What do you mean?
What's a rookie mistake?
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Having a threesome
with your girlfriend.
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How many threesomes have you had?
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My fair share back in the day.
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Really?
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Did you like it?
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Why? Do you wanna give your
French chick a call, get her over?
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I mean...I'm down.
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Really? You little perv.
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We could give Siri a call.
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-Oh my god.
-Yeah, that's right. I went there.
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David. Come on.
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David? Come on.
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A bit cold, isn't it?
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I mean, how hard can it be?
I can't get my right armpit clean.
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You need help?
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Hang on...
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WYD?
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OUT WITH JO AND MI
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THOUGHT I COULD COME BY
AND PICK UP THE CONSOLE
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YEAH BUT I'M NOT HOME NOW...
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I CAN COME PICK UP THE KEYS.
WHERE R YOU?
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AT PHAT PANDA
SURE
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OK
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-Hello.
-Yeah, hi. I'm outside.
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-Yeah. I'll be right out.
-Yeah.
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Hi.
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-You all right?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
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-How are you?
-Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.
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-The keys?
-Yeah.
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-Here they are.
-Thanks.
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You'll come back with them later,
right?
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Yeah. But...
How long will you be here?
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Well, a while anyway.
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We're going to eat, and then
sing karaoke and stuff, so... Yeah.
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Nice.
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Who's with you, by the way?
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Miriam and Josephine
and then a gang from class,
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and some guy Josephine is dating,
I think.
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Yeah.
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Do you have time for... You want
a beer or something before you go?
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What the hell... One beer, then.
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One beer.
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-Hello.
-Hi!
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-How are you?
-Good, how are you?
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It's nice to see you!
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-Good. You?
-Yeah.
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This is David.
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Yes, I think this one is mine.
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Sorry, I didn't even say
the category.
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The category is "sex appeal".
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I'll be the indicator.
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I'll sing 17, Amy Winehouse.
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-What's that?
-Shrimp bao.
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Shrimp bao?
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-Have a taste.
-Yeah.
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You like it?
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Shit.
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Come on. Show it.
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Can I get a drum roll, please?
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Come on. Show us. What is it?
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No.
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What the fuck, baby? You left it for
three hours and you got a tattoo!
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Why?
139
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It was done in like a split second.
I was at the gym
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and I saw myself in the mirror
and I saw my neck.
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-And I've always hated my neck.
-Why?
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It's just inexpressive,
like the neck of a five-year-old.
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I didn't think about it. I was
just like, fuck it, I'm ADHD-ish,
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and I thought I might as well
get one done.
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Honestly, my dad is going
to kill me. Honestly.
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Of all the bad things I've done,
this is like the worst one.
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Yeah but, tattoos don't exactly
have a great track record
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in Jewish history.
At this point I just went, "fuck it.
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I love porn, shrimp, drugs,
non-Jewish boys.
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At this point it's like whatever,
I might as well get a tattoo."
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I am like, the definition
of non-kosher,
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I'm so treyf it's not even funny.
153
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,120
-Hello.
-Yo, where are you?
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Hey. Eh, Phat Panda.
155
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It's like this karaoke
and restaurant place.
156
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Nice. Is Joanna there?
157
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No, it's Siri, Miriam
and Josephine and some others.
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-Oh, shit. Can I come?
-Yeah, come over.
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Nice. I'll just change my clothes.
See you soon.
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Yeah. Do that. Ciao.
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-Was that Mario? What?
-He's coming here.
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-What? Oh, okay. Okay.
-Why?
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Nothing, we love Mario.
We love Mario!
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-I bet you fucking love Mario.
-Okay!
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-Yeah, you do. I know you do.
-That's interesting.
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I bet he told you that.
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-Hey!
-Here he comes.
168
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Pleasure. Mario. Nice to meet you.
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Ladies.
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-Madame.
-Don't get too smoochy now.
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What the fuck?
172
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So what's the vibe, what's everyone
having? First round's on me.
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Oh, wait. This is really nice.
174
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So easy! Way too easy. But honestly,
you look great tonight.
175
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I wish I could say the same to you.
No, I'm joking.
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Oh, are you joking?
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-You look fantastic.
-Thank you.
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About to get fucked up tonight.
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All right, guys.
Your room is ready now.
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Can I enjoy your light for a second?
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Are you going home to fetch
the console?
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Yeah. You coming or are you
going with them?
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00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,680
Okay. We're on the list
at Studio 6. Okay? Let's go.
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00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,560
-No, I'll come with you.
-Okay.
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Miriam! I'll join you guys later,
we just have to go get something.
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-David call me later.
-Yeah, I'll call you later.
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Give me a call
when you're on your way!
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What is going on?
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00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:44,360
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