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-Hi. -Hi.

-What's it like to live with Mario? -It's alright.

He gave me his spare room, so...

It's good to have my own space, you know.

-How long can you stay? -For as long as I want.

-What about his mum? -She doesn't really live there.

She just keeps the flat. So...

She seems pretty flush.

Okay, so I don't have a plan or anything, for how we do this.

Maybe you want to go first.

If you have something you want to say.

No, I don't know. You go first.

I know I'm the one who's wrecked everything, David. I know that.

I wish I could just take it back, or...

make it go away, but I can't.

Why did you do it?

Why did you lie?

Because I just couldn't take it anymore.

Take what?

I guess I've felt... for a while now...

that I don't really know what I want or where the hell I'm going.

That I'm just pretending that I know what the hell I'm doing.

But really...

What, so you've been pretending with me, too? Or what?

No. I've always known that I want to be with you, David.

It felt so fucking safe, you know.

-But... -But?

When we, or when that thing happened with her... it was sort of like

I just sort of lost it.

It was as if I realised that what we have...

you could easily have with someone else.

It sounds so stupid saying it, it's bloody obvious, but...

I've just never thought about it in that way before.

It was like...

the most precious thing I had...

or the one thing I really had faith in...

wasn't certain anymore, either.

And then I started to have all these crazy thoughts,

that I had to sort of distance myself from you.

In a way, break free or something.

And I don't know why I was thinking like that, I just...

I just fucking panicked.

That's when I started messaging with him.

I figured it wasn't that big of a deal, just...

Just messaging someone.

But I know it was wrong. I know that.

Why did you lie to me?

All the shit I had to put up with, after we were with her.

I don't think you get it.

I was going around feeling like an absolute dick.

And you were seeing him.

I know.

What do you want me to do, David?

I'll do anything.

I'm out of here.

-Shit... -Hello there, flatmate!

-Yes... -I know!

-The room feels so much bigger. -Yeah.

Right, so I moved the bed, you can move it back if you want.

This bloody thing has to stay, though.

It's supposed to fold up, but I have no idea how to bloody do it.

But...

Scented candle.

I mean... how good does that smell?

I got this for you. It's a little moving in gift.

Thanks a lot.

There.

Oh, boy.

Right? This is great place to chill out.

Yeah... damn right.

How, how did it go with Siri? Did you guys talk?

-She did most of the talking. -So what did she say?

Just a load of crap. I don't know.

Okay.

Right, want to get something to eat?

-Like, go to the shop or something? -Yeah.

-Sounds good. -Yeah?

Fuck you, man. You'll never catch me now.

The quickest man without legs.

-I'm, I'm like not even hungry. -What, how long has it been?

36 hours. So that's when you start producing glucose, right,

and your brain's flooded with all these ketones.

It's like, your body's natural energy source,

so you become productive like hell.

And put a shitload of cream into this

and, no pasta for me.

That's just turning to mush. Can't we just leave that out?

It'll taste great. It's just those big pieces that are...

I can't even stand here.

But honestly, David, you really ought to try fasting.

All the main men do it. Socrates, Plato, Marcus Aurelius.

I totally get why. It really clears out your head.

I feel like a fucking laser beam.

It's like taking a gram of coke, only better and more natural.

Some fucking life hack, man.

Fucking life!

-You know what's really fucked up? -What?

I knew she had been with someone else all along.

But she just full on denied it.

So I started thinking, "Shit, I'm the one with a problem here."

That I was starting to imagine shit that wasn't...

I mean, she made me feel guilty.

She just sits there, right in front of me, and I ask her right out.

"Have you been seeing someone else?"

And she swears to me, lies to my face.

And she fucking knows she's doing it, too.

How the hell could she?

And there she was today, giving me some fucking bullshit explanation,

saying she'll do anything for me, how she fucking loves me.

If you love me, why the hell did you fuck someone else? I mean...

-I just don't get it! -That sucks.

I mean, she... Fuck her!

I just don't know what to do.

I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind.

I feel like such a fucking idiot.

So fucking stupid.

I'm embarrassed about how stupid I am.

I read this good quote once that's helped me a lot.

"Shame is the power we give another person to wield over us."

Don't give Siri that power.

Hey.

Want to do something, maybe?

Go out, just fill your head with whatever, some other shit.

I don't know.

Yeah, let's go out. I just need to eat first.

Can I have two beers, please?

Okay! Quick recharge. All right.

We'll do best out of five. Okay? The loser has to pay.

Let's do it. Come on.

Hen party.

-Chug! Chug! -Chug! Chug!

Hey, everyone. Sorry to interrupt.

I just saw you're getting married. Congratulations.

-Thank you! -Amazing.

I'd like to show my compliments to the soon to be bride

and buy you all shots.

So just give me a second and I'll be right back, ladies.

A toast to the bride-to-be, and eternal love.

I'm Mario, by the way. And we have David here.

-Let's take a picture of you guys. -Yeah.

Yeah, let's take a picture.

-Yes. -Yeah.

-Give her a kiss. -Liz!

He has to earn it.

-Hi. -Hi.

-What's up? -Nothing.

-You look so serious. -What do you mean, serious?

You look serious, you look like something is wrong. What's up?

There's... I don't know if I want to talk about it.

Come on. We're here, we're happy. We're having fun.

Are we? Are we having fun?

Hey, hey! Yeah!

You fucked someone, she fucked someone.

-Totally different. I didn't... -Okay.

Yes, she wanted us to do it, she forced me to do it.

Oh my G... I'm sorry, she forced you?

-She forced you in on a threesome? -Yes, she did.

Do you hear yourself? Are you serious?

Are you fucking serious? What do you mean? Like...

I didn't do shit behind her back,

and I didn't cheat on her and lie about it.

Oh my God. Fucking is fucking, okay?

You fucked someone else, she fucked someone else.

-What is the problem? -Oh my God...

Just get over it.

-Seriously. -Yeah, seriously.

Oh shit. Yeah, this is my friend.

-He's had way too much to drink. -I'm sorry. I'll take him home.

I can take him home. Thank you very much.

Come on, man.

All right. Let's go.

Here. Bar. I'll go and grab my coat.

-I'm bleeding fucking everywhere. -Yeah, but we'll sort it out.

-Time to go home. -No... You should stay.

No, of course I'll go with you.

-What about that girl, then? -Forget about her.

No, she's really fine. I want you to stay with her.

She seems really sound. Her friend was moron, but...

All right, but listen, I'll order you a taxi.

-No, I'll take the tube. -No, I'll order you a taxi.

-I'll take the tube... -Can you handle the tube?

Yeah.

-I promise. -Right, okay.

-Then go straight home. -Yeah...

-Straight home, David. -Yes, yes.

-Don't worry. -And text me when you get back.

-Kiss-kiss. -Kiss.

Are you all right?

You got a plaster?

Yes.

Wait, wait.

Shit.

Hey, did you get this looked at? I mean, by a doctor or something.

Are you okay?

I don't want to talk or anything. Just lie here with you.

Subtitles: Annika Bidner