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David. David?
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-Have you eaten anything?
-Did you come straight from work?
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No, I've been to the gym.
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I hardly slept anything,
I took a Stilnoct from you.
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Still knocked out, right?
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All right, I'll shower and change,
and then we can go grab something.
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Come on now.
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-Did someone say anything at work?
-No.
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They just wondered
how you are, but...
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-What did you say?
-Just that you're not well.
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But...
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You know... Siri came by today.
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-At work?
-Yeah, she wanted to talk.
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Are you kidding?
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-She shouldn't come to work.
-No, I know, it's a little...
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Well...
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-What did she say?
-She said lots of stuff.
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-She was kind of broken...
-She shouldn't talk to you.
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I don't want you to talk to her.
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No, I know, but she came to work.
I can't just tell her to get lost.
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No...
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-But, what's your plan?
-I don't know.
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Okay. How long
are you going to call in sick?
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What, did anyone say anything?
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No, but going to work
might be good for you.
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That you have something to do,
besides staying at home, and...
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I'm so fucking tired all the time.
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But you get even more tired
when you don't do anything, so...
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Why don't you come to work tomorrow
and see how you feel?
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It's Friday, and it's only one day.
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After that, you can chill
at home all weekend.
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It's Shane's last day.
He's going back to Ireland.
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We were planning to go out
and have some fun...
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-I can't be bothered to go out.
-No, but maybe a beer?
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Have a taste?
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Come on now...
Listen to what Papa Bear says.
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Drag your fat ass
to work tomorrow...
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We're going to have
a fucking blast on Friday.
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Oops.
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Hey, how's it going?
Are you feeling better?
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-Yeah, a bit better, thanks.
-Good.
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Just a reminder,
I'll need a doctor's note
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since there's been
more than a week.
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-Okay.
-Yeah?
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There's another issue too.
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Your girlfriend was here yesterday
looking for you.
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She was really upset.
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As you know,
this is a work environment
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and it's not appropriate
for her to turn up like that.
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-Yeah, no, I understand.
-So if you could let her know.
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-Yeah.
-Thank you.
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Thanks.
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-Hi.
-Why did you come to my office?
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Are you out of your mind?
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-You didn't answer. I just want...
-You can't come to my office!
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But I can't reach you. I don't know
if we're over, or what's happening,
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I'm just trying, I don't know...
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Can you stop stalking me.
You're embarrassing me!
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I just want to talk to you, it's...
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Thank you for calling
Plus Phone South London.
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My name is David.
How can I assist you today?
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Mario: Are you coming?
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I'm coming
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I've got one small glass
and one big glass.
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-Oh, double fist!
-Do you really need that?
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Shane! Shane!
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So I look down at his little head,
and its claws and that...
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and it's still sort of alive,
but I'm just thinking,
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"This little fucker's dying",
right?
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So I ran down,
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there were some people sort of
behind us there and I was like,
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"Listen, have you got anything
that I can but some water in?
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Cause I have this crab here
in my hand, right?"
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Right there!
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So I ran down the street towards
the water, to try to let it free.
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And for a moment I think we're in
with a bit of a chance there.
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And before I know it,
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the little fucker is dead...
in my hand.
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-Calm down.
-Shane...
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I think the whole world
should be a bit kinder to animals.
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Preach. Preach.
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-I would like to be an animal...
-Animal rescuer.
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Animal rescuer,
I want to be one of those!
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-Yeah.
-I'm gonna miss you, Shane.
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Shane!
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Come here, you sexy Irish fuck!
Come here.
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What have I missed?
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Hey!
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-Next, next.
-Shut the fuck up!
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It was the fucking...
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-Next! Next.
-Seriously?
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From the ground up, man.
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Jacqueline, let's go.
Jacqueline, vraiment.
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I'm wearing heels,
it's like, lots going on.
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Shane!
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No clue where you're going,
you fucking prick!
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You're all a bunch of dickheads.
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Could I have one beer
and three tequila shots?
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Where's my tequila?
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Excuse me.
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No, no.
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A good ballsack has a good balance
between the balls and the sack.
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A bad ballsack is like a bag
with all this floppy skin
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and two small nuts
chilling way down.
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Or when they've got like no balls
at all, they're like, right up here.
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No sack at all, and they ask you,
"Can you lick my balls?"
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"Yeah, sure, if I can find them."
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And they have to press them down!
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-"Send the elevator down!"
-Exactly!
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-How's your ballsack?
-Very well balanced.
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-You'd love it.
-Can I feel it?
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-No, you can't feel my balls out.
-Come on! Why not?
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It's my ballsack!
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Oh, I'm sorry, is this
a touchy subject for you?
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Not at all, just reacting to you
asking if you can feel my ballsack.
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You can feel my ballsack.
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Yeah, don't be shy, yeah, feel it.
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-That's impressive.
-Okay, so are you a feminist?
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Am I what?
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What if I asked you
if I could feel your pussy?
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Oh my god, are you seriously gonna
lecture me about feminism now?
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I'm asking if you're a feminist?
-I'm a woman. What do you think?
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-Are you a feminist?
-Of course.
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-Yeah, of course you are.
-I love the sarcasm.
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Honestly, personally I feel
it's a gift to all men, feminism.
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Really? Feminism is a gift to men?
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Yes. And I strive to leverage my
preassumed authority of being a man
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to argue that the system that gave
me that authority is fucked up.
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Well I think any guy
raving about being a feminist
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is simply hi-jacking the label
just to score points.
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Making feminism all about them,
like everything else.
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I don't think guys should call
themselves feminists.
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Okay, so wait. No, so you are
not pro equality of sexes then?
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-That's not what I'm saying.
-It is, you just did.
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Men can be advocates
for the movement, or male allies,
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or pro feminism, but never
feminists, they're not entitled.
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-Well, I am a feminist, so...
-Whatever.
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I'm also a humanist.
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I apologise for wanting
to feel your ballsack.
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-You don't have to apologise.
-Can we stop this?
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Honestly, it's about you
being a human being.
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When I look myself in the mirror,
I don't see gender.
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I see a human being.
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Yeah? Because privilege is
invisible to those who possess it.
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-End of conversation!
-Oh my God!
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End of conversation!
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Okay. Fun fact though,
still on your favourite topic.
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It's about balls, right.
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Did you know that chimpanzee
ballsacks grow for every orgasm?
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-How sick is that?
-Where the fuck does that come from?
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YouTube!
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They also have a clip
with a chimp making out with a frog.
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-You should try that.
-I love that one, I have.
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Works every time, like a charm.
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-So, how are you?
-Good.
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Someone said that you broke up
with your girlfriend.
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What?
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Someone said that you broke up
with your girlfriend.
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-Who said that?
-I don't know, just someone.
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Baby, look.
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-No...
-Yeah!
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-What's he said?
-Exactly...
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No, I'm not gonna reply.
Why should I? This is my night.
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-I don't know!
-Then who the hell is it?
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-I don't fucking know.
-Someone's talking shit, obviously.
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But Siri came to the office, right?
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We were in reception,
she was upset, people walked by.
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People get these things.
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-I can't stand people talking shit.
-No, I hear you.
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-It's not their fucking business.
-No, I hear you.
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You wanna go home?
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Fuck, David. Listen, straight up.
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I don't want to make things worse,
but what Siri did is so fucked up.
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And I get that you are sad,
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and you don't want people to talk,
but fuck them, okay?
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You need to have fun now.
Screw them, fuck them.
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Hey, do you want another line?
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Huh, you want another line? Hey?
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I'm sorry.
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Do you wanna turn around for me?
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Fuck, I'm sorry.
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You wanna touch yourself?
Is that okay? Yeah?
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Fuck. Okay.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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-Lie down.
-What?
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Lie down.
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I'm sorry. It's not gonna happen.
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It's okay.
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Do you wanna finish?
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-Do you want me to help you?
-No.
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Okay.
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Have you got my bra?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,480
What are you doing?
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Trying to sleep.
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00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,640
What are you doing?
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I'm sitting on Mario's roof.
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How are you?
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So-so.
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And you?
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Not so great.
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Can't we meet and try to talk?
Please, David.
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I don't know, Siri.
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