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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,760 -You're mine. -No, you're mine. 2 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,800 -You can't win... -Yes, yes! 3 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,160 ...without fucking distracting me. 4 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,760 Do you want to come? 5 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,560 David. Colleague, Swedish. 6 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,600 This is Camille. A stranger. 7 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,760 So how long have you been with David? 8 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,600 -Seven years. -Seven years? Wow. 9 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,440 I really like the way you kiss. 10 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,640 What is it? 11 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,800 You can't tell my body from another. Do you get how that feels? 12 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,040 -Of course I do. -Fuck you! Shut up, David! 13 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,840 No, Siri! 14 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,360 -I'd fuck him. -Oh my God. 15 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,760 Look at that body. 16 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,560 -Hey. -Hi. 17 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,360 -Hi. -John. 18 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,760 Yeah, Camille. 19 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,640 -Nice to meet you in person. -Yeah. 20 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,320 What's going on? 21 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,120 I have a boyfriend. 22 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:35,000 Sometimes it just feels like everything is already done somehow. 23 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:40,800 Like life, you know? It's like a fucking panic. 24 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,080 It feels like we've grown into each other. 25 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,000 -Have you been with someone? -Why are you asking? 26 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,520 -Because it feels like it. -No. 27 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,040 -David! -What? 28 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,880 I have to go, I feel really sick. 29 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,280 Hey, where the fuck have you been? This is John. 30 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,600 {\an8}Okay, that'll be 15 pounds, please. 31 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:44,800 Thanks. 32 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,000 Have you seen the painkillers? 33 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,640 David? 34 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,000 No. 35 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,760 Jesus, I'm tired. 36 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,760 I don't have the energy to take off my make-up. 37 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,040 I love you. Sleep well. 38 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,160 You're going to work out? 39 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,320 Yeah. 40 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,280 I'll come if you're going for a run. 41 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,480 You up to it? 42 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,920 What do you mean? 43 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,240 You felt like shit yesterday. 44 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,640 Yeah. 45 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,400 How you feeling now? 46 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,920 I'm fine. 47 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,160 But maybe I shouldn't workout. 48 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,080 It's three o'clock, so be home by then. 49 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,040 End station. 50 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:10,080 Yeah, it will be okay. I know, it gets better. 51 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,440 -What did she get for her birthday? -This one. 52 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,160 -Look how cute. From you? -No, she... 53 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:20,760 So cute, isn't that the exact same one I had when I was little? 54 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,480 Yes, exactly! 55 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:27,840 We'll have to wait, but I wish we could be with you. It looks so cosy. 56 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,120 -Yes, and we miss you. -Here's David. 57 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,720 -Hello, David! -Hi, honey. 58 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,120 Hello. 59 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,360 -Hello, David. -Hello. 60 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,360 -Let's do this. -Hang on. 61 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:48,360 -Okay, we're ready. -Oh, how sweet! It looks lovely. 62 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,080 Really sweet. 63 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,400 Right. Now, okay? 64 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:57,880 Yes, may she live Yes, may she live 65 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,720 Yes, may she live To be 100 years old 66 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,640 Of course she will live Of course she will live 67 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:10,400 Of course she will live To be 100 years old 68 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,440 Four cheers for Unna. May she prosper. 69 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:17,400 Hip, hip! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! 70 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,200 Standing ovations! 71 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,400 Oh, how lovely. Show the cake! So nice. Wow. 72 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:28,160 Hi, Dad. Did you check out that travel insurance upgrade? 73 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,560 I sorted it out. It's fine. 74 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:35,480 Right. That's great. So sweet... Yeah, the whole gang. 75 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,480 -You taking a shower? -Yeah. 76 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,400 I'll join you. 77 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,120 God, I'm so fucking scuzzy. 78 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,720 Watch out, I'm just going to... 79 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,200 -You in a bad mood, or what? -No. 80 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,040 -But I can tell there's something. -No, there isn't. 81 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,240 Okay. 82 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,520 Okay, guys. So on to the next one. 83 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,600 A customer calls, he is angry. 84 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:14,120 His phone hasn't worked for two days, no calls, no texts. 85 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,800 Due to this, he missed a business call this morning 86 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,960 resulting in the loss of an important contact for his firm. 87 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,480 He wants reimbursement. What are the four procedures 88 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,920 we go through to handle this situation? 89 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,120 -Anyone wants to go first? -I know this. 90 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,520 Go on then, Shane. 91 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,160 We apologise on behalf of Plus Phone. 92 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,880 Yeah, perfect. Anyone else? 93 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,280 Next? 94 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,160 I think I know this one as well. 95 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:42,560 We apologise and tell him that we can't reimburse him 96 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,480 for any technical difficulties that have occurred 97 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,440 when he was using our service. 98 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,040 Yes, perfect. Anyone else? 99 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:54,160 Make sure that our team get to the bottom of the problem, maybe? 100 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,800 Yeah, perfect. And last one? 101 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,240 Offer him a voucher. 102 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,080 -Yes. -For ten pounds. 103 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,520 -Yes, I know it's for ten pounds. -I just thought I'd remind you. 104 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,920 Next one. A young man calls to hear his options 105 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,120 regarding a flat rate subscription. 106 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:13,280 He's on a budget but he also needs his phone for work on a daily basis. 107 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,680 -What do we do here? -We explain how good our service is 108 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,360 all over South London. 109 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,040 Yes, nice. Anyone else? 110 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,360 Ask how much data he uses on a monthly basis. 111 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,320 Yeah, perfect. Last one? 112 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,200 -Go on, Shane. -You've got this. 113 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,640 It's something about the Golden Bundle. 114 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,640 -The Golden Bundle... -Yeah, nice. 115 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,360 Give him his options and push the Golden Bundle. 116 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,800 -Well done, bro. -Well done, nice. Good. 117 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:43,000 Last one: A customer is upset, her bill for the previous month 118 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,160 has been drawn twice from her account. 119 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,920 Yeah, you don't have insurance, I'm afraid. So... 120 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,080 Have you looked through our membership options on the website? 121 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,080 May I ask who I'm speaking with? Thomas. 122 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,880 ...one or two members and... from the family. 123 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,280 According to your account you're only paying for standard insurance. 124 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,760 Yeah, I understand. 125 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,920 I'm sorry, I cannot help you with that. 126 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,320 Thanks for calling Plus Phone. 127 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,280 I'm David, how can I assist you today? 128 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,440 Excuse me, please hold. 129 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,680 David. Where are you going? 130 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,080 I just have to... 131 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,480 -Hi. -How can I help you? 132 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,120 I'm looking for John Taylor. 133 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:53,640 They might be in rehearsal at the moment. Are you a friend? 134 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,040 Yeah. 135 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,600 Is he expecting you? 136 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,240 No, I tried his phone... 137 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,800 -What's your name? -David. 138 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,040 Oh, hello. I've got a visitor for John Taylor. 139 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,320 David. Thank you. 140 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,600 If you'll take a seat, I'll get someone to track him down. 141 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,000 Okay. Thank you. 142 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,880 -Hello? -Hi. 143 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,160 -Hi. -What are you doing? 144 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,200 -Working. And you? -I just got my exam results back. 145 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,600 How did it go? 146 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,880 It went so fucking well, it's crazy. I can't believe it, David. 147 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,600 -Nice. -Yes, it's such a relief. 148 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,840 When will you be home? 149 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,840 I don't know. I have to work. We'll talk later. 150 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,880 -Okay. Just wanted to tell you. Bye. -Bye. 151 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,040 Hello? Okay. 152 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,000 David? 153 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,960 John's not in today. 154 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,120 -Okay. Thank you. -No problem. 155 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:42,280 Subtitles: Annika Bidner 10495

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