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Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

PK went in very much coming to battle. In therapy, he throws out, this is why I

want a divorce? No!

I don't know if PK and Kyle are speaking, but I do think it's worth me

Kyle. My friendship with PK is memes and jokes.

Just the fact that you text him, you're comfortable to text him.

If I could be trying to make it seem like anything inappropriate is gross.

Can you read the text?

Please. No, let's not do that.

Why do I think I owe that to every single person? Oh, my God.

You pulled out the phone. No one asked you to. You did it.

I've been made to feel like I did something wrong. I'm going to read this

and that is it. Except if you need me, I've never repeated anything you've

shared with me.

Wait a minute.

This is not just about memes and jokes.

Everybody, I'm done with this.

I'm done. I'm not doing this anymore.

These hills have eyes, and they're all staring at me.

I honor my sign, Southern Manners, by putting you in your place.

I've been in the game too long to play by someone else's rules.

In Beverly Hills, money buys a lot, but my independence?

Priceless.

Introducing the greatest product I've ever marketed, myself.

I might look like a doll, but don't wind me up.

Hey, Siri, call Portia, my love bug.

Hi, Mama.

Hi, honey.

How was sleeping at Dad's?

It was good. It felt good.

The thing about having a big family is there's always somebody home.

But nowadays, I find there are so many more days where I'm the only one home.

So it's a lonely feeling sometimes.

How is your car?

Amazing. I love it.

Who wouldn't?

Whose car is that?

Whose car is that?

Are you kidding me?

What?

Now, Sophia has to ride home with you since you have to have an adult in the

still.

I know. And also, I think I'm going to take lunch with the sisters.

You're going to have lunch with your sisters?

Where are you going and what time?

I don't know. Can you tell me in case I want to come?

Well, I don't know yet.

Okay, well, when you do know, in case I can maybe get over there?

Yeah.

I think the girls want to spend time alone more often these days.

to talk to each other about what's going on.

I know that they lean on each other a lot.

Of course, I'm thinking, well, I mean, I'm here.

Hello?

Can I come?

Okay, I love you. I'll see you later.

Love you. See you later. Bye.

Bye.

Hey, Siri, FaceTime Erica Girardi.

I'm better than I was.

It's too much.

I'm telling you.

Full -blown mentee bee.

I can honestly say in all these years in this group, this is the worst I have

ever felt.

And I just don't have the strength in me to keep doing this.

I'm like, what are we, in a cult?

This is insane.

It's literally insane.

I've had my marriage questioned, my personal life questioned, now my

my integrity.

Now you can f*** off.

That's where I draw the line.

You guys can figure out what you need to do, if anything, and how you feel about

it. All I know is I'm going to say what I have to say to Dorit, and I'm not

going to continue to discuss this and go down this.

situation anymore and if she wants to move forward great and if she's going to

keep doing this then i'm going to disengage from her and that's it but i'm

going to talk about anymore i'm not going to do it i will leave you with

you two come to some resolution that's between y 'all all of us weighing in is

bullshit yeah okay

trying to get into my house, but the bird trying to tell me.

Hi, welcome.

So beautiful up here.

What do you typically lean towards, like something really light and fresh or

heavier red?

White. Yeah, I'll give you a cup of tea. Oh, thank you. Yeah, right over there.

Hi, boo.

Oh, my God. Look how cute you look.

Oh, look. Oh, my God. You're always so fly.

You are always so fly. You're so fly. What can I get you to drink? I am more

a red girl. I have a really amazing Beaujolais village.

Great. Thank you.

Hey, Booski.

Hi. First, I want... Should we talk about you first? No. You sure?

Because I'm feeling energy.

I'll pose.

You know, I felt I have been feeling like I've been holding up the walls and

I've been feeling like, OK, I'm strong enough and I can fight back and I'm

to fight back. And by the way, I am. I'm strong.

But there's only so much fighting you can do.

Boze has literally become my ride or die in a short period of time. She's really

proven to be somebody that I feel I can talk to and gives really good advice.

And it feels really nice to finally have a friend in this group that feels like.

They truly have my best interest at heart. Okay, now, I don't want to bring

the Kyle thing, but I do. Yeah.

Because there's something that keeps being said, and I'm confused about it.

me. You said that she was one of the first people you told.

Yeah. And then she says, she keeps saying that she didn't know anything.

You know, we're not getting along.

We're separated, and we're not getting along. Erica shared with me that you

weren't getting along. I did not know that.

I don't know what's going on either.

She's talking about PK and I don't think things are going well. She can tell

you. There was a point in time, and this is a year and a half ago, where I was

in a really bad time and moment with PK.

And there was a select few people that I trusted enough to just open up to. And

Kyle was one of them.

My husband, the one that you depend on the most, was spending a lot of time in

London. I started to feel...

Like, PK and I weren't connected.

For the first time ever, I thought, is it possible that, like, PK and I would

not make it?

I've had those thoughts. I think that's normal to have those thoughts.

So she was well aware.

Kyle continues to lie.

She's lying about the depth of her relationship with PK and what she's

about Dorit.

She's clearly lying about the depth of her knowledge about what's going on in

and Dorit's marriage.

If Kyle is afraid of looking bad, she's looking worse now.

You didn't say, like, hey, I think that there's going to be a separation or... I

didn't know that there was going to be a separation until the day that PK said,

I think we should take some time apart.

Mm.

Girl. The day PK and I decided to separate, it was him, his sponsor, and

in our backyard. And his sponsor was doing the talking.

His sponsor's the one who suggested... that we take some time apart and

separate. I was so taken aback. I didn't ask whether this was PK's idea or

whether the sponsor actually thought it was a good idea and PK was just going

along with it.

I still don't know.

You know, I've always been very protective of PK.

When things were not good between us, I never wanted my parents to think badly

of him. Right. So I went through it alone. And that was for a good chunk of

time. What a big burden that is.

For you to absorb, put up with, defend

all of the things that were going on and him.

For that to be the payback.

I've spent all these years defending you, protecting you, pretending for you.

And now you want to tell me that we should take something apart. Where?

What are you talking about? Give me back those years. Give me back those years.

If I've been married to.

All right, what am I going to wear tonight?

Oh, my little Gucci bustier. Do I wear that tonight?

Or save it for a possible date.

Yay, done.

Okay.

I'm good.

So how are you? Oh, by the way, random that Kyle wants to have dinner tonight,

considering we're all going to see each other tomorrow.

Tomorrow I'm inviting all the ladies up to the beach house. It's the first time

that they're going to see the finished product. But I'm inviting you girls to

beach house, and I just want us to come and hang out.

We'll be casual.

Dinner, cocktails, easy.

And I really want it to be more fun and no drama. I'm saying it to everybody.

Well, I have, I only want to have a good time. Okay, good.

I want them to see my baby that I've been working on for the past three

Because when was the last time Kyle was like, hey, why don't we all get together

when she knows we're going to see each other again? So I feel like this is a

pre, I don't know.

Preemptive to protect me?

Yeah, maybe. So Kyle has asked us all to dinner, but it's not all of us.

Me, Garcelle, and Erica.

I wanted to see if you wanted to have dinner with Garcelle and Erica and me.

She's rallying her troops.

She's going to make us feel sorry for her so that we stick on her side.

Every time we talk about the text, she's so riled up about it.

How do you think Erica feels?

in a nutshell coming up I have been a good friend to you and I don't

the accusation it's not helping it's not helping

Thank you so much. Thank you very much.

Welcome.

Hi, how are you? Good.

I'm reservation Kyle Richard.

Perfect. Right this way.

How are you doing today? Great, thank you.

Can I get you something to drink?

Sure, I'll do oat milk vanilla latte, extra hot.

Yeah, perfect. Thank you.

You're very welcome.

Hello.

Thank you.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

This is beautiful. Isn't this adorable?

I know. I'm so excited.

So pretty.

Oh, my God. Hi. Hot vanilla latte.

I'll do a kettle one martini. I'll get that right out for you. Thank you.

You look so pretty. How are you?

Well, I'm better than the person you saw me.

Oh, thank you. You're very welcome.

I have been just a lot, a lot going on. I have so many emotions that I have

suppressed, and they've been coming to the surface, and just that particular

day, Bo's kind of like came in and sat down, and then Sutton all of a sudden

goes, you need to show the text to everyone. And then Erica's like, well,

on a minute.

Garcelle went to Bo's the day after Chuck E. Cheese, and then I was like...

don't even know her. I don't feel like me sharing that information about the

text to Bo is a violation to Kyle or betrayal to Kyle.

Kyle at Chuck E. Cheese read the text out loud.

I know you have a lot of friends, but I am also one, and here if you need me.

I've never repeated anything you've shared with me and never would.

When Dorit was coming in, they're like, you all sit in this circle. We're going

to show it to everybody. I'm like, what is this? What kind of a twisted little

cult is this? For me, if you said to her, you know what, Dorit?

Yeah, I talk a little with PK about you because I was also mad at you. That's

also normal.

But I don't talk that with her and PK. I really don't. Okay, so what happened

was when you read that text on Chuck E. Cheese, when you read it, you said, I've

never said anything you told me, and I never will. That sounds, Kyle, more than

mean.

Well, first of all, I've said, you know, obviously, I've known the man for seven

years, whatever, eight years, and of course I have text messages.

Nothing about her relationship.

I don't know if her story is shifting or if I heard it wrong, because all this

time, Kyle is really defending that it's just memes and jokes.

my friendship with pk is memes and jokes that's it

can you still be friends with pk but i'm not even cool i'm just gonna say don't

send me memes this is so dumb we have a similar sense of humor so he'll send me

funny memes and things like funny like memes about marriage and things too like

i don't know which story is true but whatever the case is it

doesn't feel right so anyway I thought to myself, you know, I've been having my

life scrutinized, my marriage scrutinized, my sexuality, you know,

And now I'm like, now my character, like, I've been a good thing to her. And

seems like you're very triggered by that. Is it because it's your character?

Yes, I would not do anything like that. Like, that's why I said I have been a

good thing to you. And I don't appreciate the accusation. It's not

It's not helping. I pride myself on being a very truthful person.

Three single.

I have been on the receiving end of what feels like being attacked.

When things are brought out in the open and put out there, they have to be

addressed in this group. They do not.

I would like to have the conversations with Erica.

She's not going to like the questions, but that's what's going to have to

happen. She's going to have to answer more than she's comfortable with. That's

because, you know what, we deserve to know the truth.

I'm not playing the victim.

I'm just talking about being more honest in the group, okay?

So for me to be questioned by these women that know me is extremely

to me.

You're pretty. Thank you. You are too. Good evening.

Can I get you something to drink? Can I have an old -fashioned?

Perfect. So, Shetton is ready to partay in her party outfit. Thank you.

I'm channeling some Erica Jane. I love this. What is this?

It's a Dolce & Gabbana. They gave it to us when we went to La Scala.

Good evening.

What are you drinking? I have an old -fashioned. How are your meatballs?

They're really good. Can you get two orders of those?

I'm going to get a whole pizza.

Thank you so much. My pleasure. Let me know if we need anything else. I got a

hat. Why are we here?

I gotta ask. Why are we here?

What's going on?

This is a meeting of the board of directors.

No, I wanted to...

First of all, I wanted to apologize for how I left on Friday.

Please do not apologize to me.

I want to say also, though, what I said and how I feel, I stand by.

However, how I went about it and how I acted, I feel

very badly about. So I wanted to apologize for that.

I got confused in all the words why you were apologizing, so I just want to be

very clear.

Why you felt like you needed to apologize.

Because I don't like the way, is it clear what I'm saying? That I felt bad

the way I left.

And then I yelled at everybody, and then I left, and I... Do you feel bad that

you yelled at us?

I thought, oh my God, everyone's coming at me. I felt like I'm having to defend

my character when I know that I didn't do anything wrong. I had no ill

intentions with that text.

I want Kyle to apologize for holding herself to a different standard than

everyone else. I want Kyle to recognize that she's the same as everyone else.

That she is not some creature that lives in this beautiful castle land.

That she is actually human.

makes mistakes, and needs to just be accountable.

That's all we want.

What do you think he said?

Well, just recap for me. What did you say?

Honestly, I said a lot of things, and that's not, I mean, I said a lot of

things. So what are you apologizing for that you said?

I apologize for saying off.

Shame on you.

Everybody, honestly, should be ashamed of themselves.

Seriously.

Ridiculous. I want to hear where I was coming from before. I mean, I don't

really feel like I have to go through the list of what I said, but I will say.

I'm just curious.

Well, how about this? I'm apologizing for all of that.

Everything.

Everything I said.

It's my apologies. I'm going to say it the way I want to say it. Okay, I'm just

curious.

I guess Sutton, leave her alone.

You know, like, that's where I struggled with Sutton.

What were they like when their husbands walked off? I mean, my God, come on,

guys. Do you really think that Sutton struck? That she was in mist together

while she was going through her divorce?

No. Do you think Garcelle? I mean, the woman wrote a whole thing and sent it to

CAA. Do you think that she was acting her best, putting her best foot forward?

And if I'm really friends with them during the worst time in their life, I'm

going to cut them some slack.

I've never behaved like that.

That's not somebody I would want to be. That is not somebody I want to be.

That is not who I am.

And that is not somebody I'm proud to be.

So I wish I had been calm, cool, and collected and said, you know what?

You guys are actually hurting my feelings right now.

I know I had no bad intentions with this text. And I felt like I was being

accused of something that I wasn't doing.

I felt very overwhelmed and I felt like I had no friend in the group.

I will say this. I think that we were all very surprised at your reaction.

Yeah, me too.

Because it was a lot of reaction.

And I was like, I feel disappointed.

And Kyle, that she's leaving this group.

We all have had those moments.

Right, I know.

You've yelled at me for doing it.

I guess my wish would be for you not to walk away again.

I removed myself because I honestly felt like it wasn't good for my mental

health, to be honest.

I think now, moving forward, we've got to figure out a different way to work

through things where it doesn't feel like that. Right. Because that feels

bad. I agree, 100%.

My takeaway from this dinner is Kyle wanted to smooth things over.

She knew me, Erica, and Sutton would probably be easier to smooth things over

a smaller group than if she had Dorit or Bose or anybody else here.

I think Kyle is afraid that this is going to be brought up at Garcelle's

House, and she wants to know that she has Ella.

But I will tell you this.

Erica might be a minion.

But Garcelle and Sutton, we are not minions.

I have been the judge and the executioner.

I love

that word.

Coming up, Jagger, he's like, are you and daddy divorced?

Glenda? Yes.

Hi, did anything arrive yet? Like flowers?

Oh, Nicole, you're here.

I'm here. Bartender's here.

Hi. I'm good. What's your name?

Alicia Martini, please.

Coming right up. Thank you.

I can't tell you how excited I am to be throwing my party at the beach house.

It's completed.

So, Nicole, how's it going on the beach?

Things are coming along swimmingly. Okay, good. I hope these ladies are

let their hair down, have some fun, and play some games.

There may or may not be twerking involved.

All right, I think we're good. I can't believe I'm not freaking out.

Has anyone texted that they're on their way?

Um, no.

Yeah. How?

Hi.

How are you?

Are you over there?

Yeah, what?

I'm ready for a day at the beach. Oh, my God. This is your lucky day to meet. I

brought her a little housewarming present.

Oh, someone's here.

Oh, it's Bumpy.

Look at those fun earrings.

I love the purple.

Well,

this is the first time I'm seeing Kyle since she stormed out of my house in a

fuzzy robe, fuzzy flippers, and her Birkin. I would think that Kyle would

offered some sort of apology.

But nothing?

Where's the snack?

Back over here.

Hello, Erica Jane. How are you, Miss Sassy?

We're like the Spice Girls. Everybody is dressed so totally different.

I know. Sorry.

Hello. Hey, how are you? Hey.

Hi, beautiful. How are you doing?

Oh, I love your loungewear. Oh, thank you.

I feel like I'm comfortable. I got my big scarf that's like a blanket. How are

you? Hello.

Feel good?

So, I don't even know what day we're in today. Um, Jagger.

This morning, we were walking the dogs, and he says, oh, can I talk to you,

Mommy? I said, sure, I know. Uh -oh. I know. Girl, what?

I know.

So he's like, are you and Daddy divorced?

No. Oh, did you just die?

Did you start running?

I said, no, honey, what makes you ask that? And he said, well, he said, did

you post something on Instagram?

I know Dorit tried her hardest to protect these children, but in this era

social media, it's damn near impossible.

I said, in marriages, when you're married for a long time, you can have

and downs.

Sometimes you need a little time apart.

And he said, but you and Daddy, you're always going to be friends, right?

You're always going to be best friends.

And I was like, well, I sure hope so.

I certainly.

Yeah, that breaks my heart.

Speaking of best friends, I did get a note from Garcelle.

And she really wants this day to be, like, positive and fun and put

aside.

And I think we need to get going because it does take us a while to get out

there.

Before I was rudely interrupted.

Well, sorry, we got to go. We do have to go.

This was a long walk y 'all went on.

Of all times to interrupt Sutton, this is not it.

Have some tact.

If we could try to get our things together and get going. We gotta go.

strange pumpkin you are sometimes, Sutton.

Sutton is not great with her timing sometimes.

She really is just thinking about her own thing and not the other person.

What happened to Dorit? It's terrifying.

I've been putting out fires all day today, too.

But, I mean, I wasn't held at gunpoint. I'm sorry.

Doesn't have a lot of rules for everyone else, but none for herself.

We need to get going. Get in the car.

Coming up.

Girl, those things are so high. Pull them down.

Girl, where's the weight?

You're sitting all picturesque. On her sleeve. On her sleeve.

I'm so excited.

Mary, you look so cute. You look so cute.

Gosh, your house looks amazing. Thank you.

OMG.

Come on in.

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Wow. This is so beautiful.

This is gorgeous.

I did everything myself.

I am.

I'm so impressed and so excited for Garcelle.

She worked her ass off for this place.

And she did it all on her own.

It's really, really a big accomplishment.

I have loungewear.

I tried a few things that I thought would be chic.

Oh, how fun is this? Hold on, hold on.

I have these comfy loungewear that I want the girls to get into so that they

relax, not worried if they're wearing Gucci, LV, Chanel. You know how it goes.

Tariq? Thank you. You're welcome.

I did not spend all that time and effort curating this very cute outfit, only to

be told to change into pajamas.

Both? Mm -hmm.

Thank you, ma 'am. I don't know who wears pajamas to the beach anyway, but I

want to be a good sport.

What is this?

Who brought this?

Oh, this is for me.

It's a Dolce & Gabbana.

It matches your outfit. This is so good.

Oh, my God.

You have one?

Why am I clapping? This is amazing.

I expect Jennifer to, like, roll up with anything at this point.

It's a bow.

It's a Louis Vuitton bow.

I'm living for her necklace. It's so good.

That bitch has got good shit.

We're going to change.

We're going to go to the beach. Then we're going to have a really nice

Girl, those things are so high. Pull them down.

Girl, where's the waist?

Up here. No.

Honey, your waist is down here.

Okay,

let's get out of here.

Okay, ladies, come on. I'm going to be here because Erica seems like a

terrible driver.

It was like 200 feet. That fell like 15 miles.

This is beautiful.

Welcome to my beach.

Yay.

Good old -fashioned picnic.

So beautiful. So cute and nice. Look at the colors. I love it.

We have a bar.

God, you're cute.

Anybody want a drink?

Lychee martinis. Yes, yes, yes.

Okay, who's not doing something? Will you take a picture of us really quick?

course. I can do that. You don't want me making your joint. I'll tell you that.

You are just too... Maybe back up just a little bit. I'm going to back up a

little bit. Awesome. Love it.

I'm going to do a couple angles. Oh, not sideways.

Sorry. Sorry.

I'm going up.

Do you want a beach view, too?

Oh, yeah. But I think we might be backlit.

Yeah. Are we backlit?

You're backlit. We're backlit. Okay. No beach view.

Okay. But thank you very much.

This is so beautiful right here in the sun.

I have a Belvedere with club soda.

Not too strong.

I thought I may find him over here. At the bar on the beach.

I will have a, maybe I will have a non -alcoholic beer.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Do you have a minute?

Yeah. Yeah.

Squeezing in my lemons.

I thought we could talk. We can twerk.

Twerk, talk.

Should we walk on the beach?

Garcelle, you weren't at Kyle's house. The fourth day. She said her kid asked

her if they were getting divorced.

That's hard.

You know, it's hard because you know it's a matter of time. I remember my son

Jack's work. I'm putting him to bed, and we switch off every Monday. Then he

goes, when I'm with you, I miss Dad.

And when I'm with Dad, I miss you.

Oh, God.

Nobody prepares you for that.

Yeah. So Jagger saying that?

Well. Do you want to start or do you want me to start?

Damn, it's cold.

Listen.

First and foremost, did you consider us good friends?

Yes.

Do you want to salvage our friendship?

I do.

Do you?

Very much.

Okay. You know, your friendship has always meant a lot to me. I want to

this.

When you wrote to him and you said, you know, I've never repeated anything that

you said.

I know, I know that you were making him feel like he can talk to you and you're

not going to repeat it to me.

It's okay. Hold on, but you can't say I know that you were.

I'm sending this text and that was my way of saying I'm a trustworthy person.

don't repeat things. And I don't. You know me, Dorit. In this group of all

years. Anything anyone has confided in me, I have never repeated.

That was just my way of saying, I'm a safe space. I know he's not going to

out to me if he needed to. He's got a million friends.

Regardless, you writing that to him, Kyle, in a separation when two people

separated, and this is the point, is that...

Are you my friend?

Is your loyalty with me?

Or are you his friend?

And your loyalty is with him.

Because if you're my friend in our separation and your loyalty is with me,

even if you're writing that and you're saying I'll never repeat it, I

damn well think and expect you to share information that would be helpful

to me. I think it's unrealistic for Kyle to be friends with me and PK given our

circumstance. Be a girlfriend.

Show some loyalty.

Be a girl's girl.

You know that girl's girl that you always talk about being?

Show me.

Obviously, in writing that, I wasn't thinking about choosing sides, you know,

that state of your relationship. I didn't know anything.

And he's never said anything bad about you, and I certainly would never talk

badly about you to PK in one million years.

I hope you know that.

This comes back to if we're friends, Kyle.

Just like what you would expect from me, I want you to also give me the same

respect. I agree 100%. What I would like to see is that we get to a place where

we're able to have conversations and feel comfortable telling one another how

we feel.

Yes, I would like that too.

Start earning back trust.

I really didn't think it was going to be difficult to maintain a friendship

between both Dorit and PK, because any time Dorit and I have gone through a

time in the past, PK and I have always maintained our friendship.

But if that's what she needs, I'm fine with that.

I just want to move forward and put all this negativity behind us.

And we'll get to the other side of this.

I feel bad about PK because he actually has been a good friend, but I still

understand. And I do believe that women have to stick together.

We're better together than going through this while we're going through all the

other stuff, too. Yeah, that's true. While we finally got to have a better

I see

Frederick.

Oh, my God, yes.

I am so hungry. I like white meat like my men. No, I'm kidding. Oh, my God.

I'm hoping this is a breast.

If you don't know.

Aren't you the chef?

By the way, where are the other girls?

Are they dead yet? Because they could be dead.

They're not dead, but... Well, they could have killed each other.

Somebody be in the ocean.

Be in the fishes. Oh, my God.

Oh, here they come. Oh, okay.

We're OK, freezing, but OK.

Oh my god, look at Erica, like E .T.

I'm tired of their drama.

I'm tired of their marital drama, and I'm tired of their drama with each

I hope they work it out, because quite honestly, I'm tired of this. Yeah, I'm

tired. I'm tired.

I want them to get along. We need peace.

I'm freezing.

I am so excited about this food.

I have a few games, lady.

Are you all ready? Yeah, we're ready.

What's the most embarrassing thing you could ask?

The waiter on a date.

When are you off?

Meet me out back.

What length would you go to for $1 million?

That ain't a lot of money now. So the answer is not very far.

We remember that movie with Demi Moore.

Indecent proposal. He let her husband sleep with him for a million dollars.

What if it was $20 million?

Yes, where do we sign the hello?

OK, Garcelle?

I've done it for less.

That's what I'm saying. Oh, my god.

Bitch, what?

Wait, wait, wait. Let's switch it up, though. Would you let, how about if it

your man, though?

Yes, we want the money. $20 million. What the about these people?

We want the money.

Let's pretend you were in love.

Erica has never been in love.

No.

I want one good love affair.

You really haven't had one? I want one of those things you see in the movies

where you just can't be apart.

And you, oh my gosh, we must be together. It's like romantic and you do

these things in love where you feel it in your whole body.

I mean, I feel sex like that, but love?

I mean, I got to have some penetration to get there. Oh, Jesus.

I love love.

Somewhere in the back of my mind, there is a...

little voice that's like, be careful, be careful, be careful.

But I keep shoving rose petals on her and telling her, shut up!

Just let me be in love.

I fall in love every other day.

What about you, Tilly?

I'm in love with my ma 'am, yes.

Aw.

Is he your first? My first man?

No, your first love.

Were you a virgin when you met him?

My first man? My first man?

No,

I was in love with my husband, too.

My first husband, my only husband. I feel like Sam was so instrumental in my

life in so many ways. I feel like his energy is still with me every day,

honestly, every day. I'm like, thank you, Sam.

You know, when I get to use the valet parking instead of driving down the

looking for some free parking or, you know, when I buy a Gucci outfit, I'm

because Sam gave me a very good divorce settlement.

Shall we get the lanterns ready?

We have them ready to go. I want everybody to make a wish. Oh, I love it.

doesn't have to do anything with this group.

It's all individual.

It's what you're grateful for. It's what you want to do. It's beautiful,

Garcelle. It's really beautiful.

Okay, then let's get in position, ladies.

Be very gentle with your lanterns. Today was a little stressful, a little

emotional, but it was also a lot of fun.

I'm literally prepared to sacrifice this wish.

Bose is making a wish. Oh, God, Jesus.

Oh!

I'm being like this.

I'm being like this.

Oh, this is a disaster. It is a disaster. Nobody's wishes are coming

You might as well not even wait.

These are gone, baby, gone.

It blew away with the wind.

I can fix this!

I can fix this! My wish is that we continue our sisterhood. If I hear that

word...

on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

The baddest has showed up.

Get out! Get out!

Woo!

Got to stop!

Get out!

Get out of the way!

You better grab your sister.

Where is she going?

His name wants a divorce.

We're getting a divorce.

There's a law in California.

Community property, you can get half. He's trying to divorce you before 10

years. Oh, hell no!

I really am sorry for hurting you. I would never want to hurt you on purpose.

Do you guys think that you, like, move in together, like, before you guys got

married?

She would just love to hear you say that you love her, too. I don't think that's

any of your business.

You're such a bitch.

Don't call me a bitch in my home for state. If somebody walks in my house and

calls me a bitch, those are fighting words.

You need to pick on somebody else whose wallet fits.

Think you're bigger than her? I think my wallet is.

You pose as a friend and then oftentimes work as an enemy.

What do you think you want from me?

Last week on Crazy Yacht from Hell.

Like Satan came on the boat.