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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:13,560 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,680 Stick in your fake teeth, cover yourself in fake blood, 3 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,160 and take off your fake leg... 4 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:52,120 It's Halloween, we're live...and it's time for The Last Leg. 5 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,720 Tonight on the show we bring you up to speed on a bloke called Andrew. 6 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,440 Pedal through some scary times for Labour. 7 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,600 And we'll wheel out another mystery guest. 8 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,040 Plus we'll be joined by comedians Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett 9 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:14,000 on the show that's always on top of the news cycle. 10 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:27,260 CHEERING AND 11 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:30,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,000 G'day, I'm Adam Hills, welcome to The Last Leg, 13 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,080 the show that's had half of its titles removed, 14 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,640 and will now be known as The Leg. 15 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,760 With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor 16 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,840 Josh Widdicombe. 17 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,000 And the man who's less bump in the night 18 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:49,280 and more stump in the night Alex Brooker. 19 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:49,780 CHEERING AND 20 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:58,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 21 00:01:58,860 --> 00:01:58,860 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This is 22 00:01:59,460 --> 00:01:59,460 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This is the first 23 00:01:59,940 --> 00:01:59,940 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This is the first time we 24 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:00,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This is the first time we have 25 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This is the first time we have been 26 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:01,860 This is the first time we have been on air 27 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:02,420 This is the first time we have been on air on Halloween. 28 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:03,060 on air on Halloween. Is it 29 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:05,200 on air on Halloween. Is it Halloween? 30 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:05,700 on air on Halloween. Is it Halloween? I have 31 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:06,800 on air on Halloween. Is it Halloween? I have come 32 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:07,300 on air on Halloween. Is it Halloween? I have come as the 33 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:08,180 Is it Halloween? I have come as the thing that 34 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:08,700 Is it Halloween? I have come as the thing that scares every 35 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:09,180 thing that scares every disabled person, 36 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:09,740 thing that scares every disabled person, a set 37 00:02:10,220 --> 00:02:12,240 thing that scares every disabled person, a set of stairs. 38 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:12,740 thing that scares every disabled person, a set of stairs. I'm hoping 39 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:13,380 person, a set of stairs. I'm hoping someone behind 40 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,040 person, a set of stairs. I'm hoping someone behind you 41 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:15,540 person, a set of stairs. I'm hoping someone behind you needs to 42 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:16,020 someone behind you needs to leave and 43 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:16,580 someone behind you needs to leave and decide to 44 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:17,320 someone behind you needs to leave and decide to walk 45 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:18,800 someone behind you needs to leave and decide to walk down you. 46 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:19,300 and decide to walk down you. There was 47 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:19,860 and decide to walk down you. There was a misunderstanding 48 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:20,460 and decide to walk down you. There was a misunderstanding with the 49 00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:20,980 was a misunderstanding with the costume department 50 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:21,380 was a misunderstanding with the costume department and I 51 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:21,980 was a misunderstanding with the costume department and I said I 52 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:22,500 costume department and I said I wanted to 53 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:23,020 costume department and I said I wanted to dress up 54 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:27,320 costume department and I said I wanted to dress up as steps. 55 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,080 costume department and I said I wanted to dress up as steps. Alex, 56 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:29,580 wanted to dress up as steps. Alex, don't you 57 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:30,100 wanted to dress up as steps. Alex, don't you oh me. 58 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:36,360 wanted to dress up as steps. Alex, don't you oh me. Is Halloween. 59 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:36,860 don't you oh me. Is Halloween. I have 60 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:37,460 don't you oh me. Is Halloween. I have come as 61 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:38,020 don't you oh me. Is Halloween. I have come as the ghost 62 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:38,500 don't you oh me. Is Halloween. I have come as the ghost of my 63 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:42,360 have come as the ghost of my amputated foot. 64 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:42,860 have come as the ghost of my amputated foot. I am 65 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:43,780 have come as the ghost of my amputated foot. I am back from 66 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:44,260 amputated foot. I am back from 1985 and 67 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:44,820 amputated foot. I am back from 1985 and I am 68 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:45,580 amputated foot. I am back from 1985 and I am better I 69 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:46,060 amputated foot. I am back from 1985 and I am better I missed the 70 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:50,040 and I am better I missed the showbiz years. 71 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:50,540 and I am better I missed the showbiz years. Can we 72 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:51,020 and I am better I missed the showbiz years. Can we make sure 73 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:51,620 and I am better I missed the showbiz years. Can we make sure we get 74 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:52,100 years. Can we make sure we get the toes 75 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:52,540 years. Can we make sure we get the toes and as 76 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:53,140 years. Can we make sure we get the toes and as much as 77 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:53,620 years. Can we make sure we get the toes and as much as possible. When 78 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:54,640 toes and as much as possible. When you get 79 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,360 toes and as much as possible. When you get above 80 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:55,860 toes and as much as possible. When you get above it, it 81 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:56,360 toes and as much as possible. When you get above it, it looks 82 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:56,860 toes and as much as possible. When you get above it, it looks like it 83 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,160 you get above it, it looks like it Halloween 84 00:02:58,660 --> 00:02:58,660 you get above it, it looks like it Halloween special of 85 00:02:59,140 --> 00:02:59,140 you get above it, it looks like it Halloween special of one born 86 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:00,360 Halloween special of one born every minute. 87 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:06,400 Halloween special of one born every minute. This LAUGHTER 88 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:13,880 minute. This LAUGHTER Hello, Mamma. 89 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:14,380 Hello, Mamma. I have 90 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:14,900 Hello, Mamma. I have to turn 91 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,320 Hello, Mamma. I have to turn round... 92 00:03:16,820 --> 00:03:16,820 Hello, Mamma. I have to turn round... You don't 93 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:20,880 I have to turn round... You don't need to. 94 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:21,380 I have to turn round... You don't need to. You can 95 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:21,900 I have to turn round... You don't need to. You can see why 96 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:22,260 need to. You can see why the amputated 97 00:03:22,940 --> 00:03:22,940 need to. You can see why the amputated act, it 98 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:23,420 need to. You can see why the amputated act, it does not 99 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:23,900 need to. You can see why the amputated act, it does not work with 100 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:24,420 amputated act, it does not work with the rest 101 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:24,940 amputated act, it does not work with the rest of your 102 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:25,760 amputated act, it does not work with the rest of your body. 103 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,280 amputated act, it does not work with the rest of your body. You 104 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:26,780 amputated act, it does not work with the rest of your body. You know what 105 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:27,420 the rest of your body. You know what they say 106 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,120 the rest of your body. You know what they say about 107 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:28,620 the rest of your body. You know what they say about people with 108 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:29,220 the rest of your body. You know what they say about people with big feet, 109 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:31,920 they say about people with big feet, little hands. 110 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,400 they say about people with big feet, little hands. We 111 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:33,900 they say about people with big feet, little hands. We came as 112 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:34,380 they say about people with big feet, little hands. We came as a pair, 113 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:34,740 little hands. We came as a pair, he is 114 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:35,300 little hands. We came as a pair, he is the foot 115 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:35,900 little hands. We came as a pair, he is the foot and I 116 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:36,380 little hands. We came as a pair, he is the foot and I am the 117 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:39,360 little hands. We came as a pair, he is the foot and I am the surgeon. 118 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:39,860 is the foot and I am the surgeon. Look at 119 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:40,260 is the foot and I am the surgeon. Look at his little 120 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,800 is the foot and I am the surgeon. Look at his little chainsaw. 121 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:45,160 is the foot and I am the surgeon. Look at his little chainsaw. It was 122 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:45,660 Look at his little chainsaw. It was difficult to 123 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:46,220 Look at his little chainsaw. It was difficult to know, I 124 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:46,820 Look at his little chainsaw. It was difficult to know, I was trying 125 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:47,300 difficult to know, I was trying to track 126 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:47,860 difficult to know, I was trying to track him down 127 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:48,560 difficult to know, I was trying to track him down but 128 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:49,060 difficult to know, I was trying to track him down but he got 129 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:49,660 track him down but he got imprisoned for 130 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:50,220 track him down but he got imprisoned for practising without 131 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:54,880 track him down but he got imprisoned for practising without a licence. 132 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:55,380 for practising without a licence. You look 133 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:55,780 for practising without a licence. You look like Bilbo 134 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:56,260 for practising without a licence. You look like Bilbo Baggins had 135 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:56,860 You look like Bilbo Baggins had a bad 136 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:57,420 You look like Bilbo Baggins had a bad day at 137 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,680 You look like Bilbo Baggins had a bad day at medical school. 138 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:04,320 We are live on your television right now, which means you can send us any 139 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,440 questions you'd like to ask us about the news. 140 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,880 You can message us on Instagram 141 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,600 with the hashtag #isitok or via Whatsapp 142 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,680 using the number 07956 175 908 or by scanning 143 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,160 the QR code on the screen. 144 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,560 For example: Is it ok that the Daily Mail ran 145 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,720 with a headline this week that said: 146 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,680 And claimed that Disneyland was getting rid of 147 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:31,480 villains in their parks. 148 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,480 I 149 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:32,980 I did not 150 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:33,380 I did not like that 151 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:33,860 I did not like that story. The 152 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:34,340 I did not like that story. The villains are 153 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:34,820 I did not like that story. The villains are the best 154 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:35,540 I did not like that story. The villains are the best part of 155 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:36,060 villains are the best part of Disneyland. It's 156 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:36,700 villains are the best part of Disneyland. It's the only 157 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:37,180 villains are the best part of Disneyland. It's the only time I 158 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,000 Disneyland. It's the only time I feel represented. 159 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:39,500 Disneyland. It's the only time I feel represented. The two 160 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:40,040 Disneyland. It's the only time I feel represented. The two Disney 161 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:40,540 feel represented. The two Disney Parade and 162 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:41,180 feel represented. The two Disney Parade and all the 163 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:41,660 feel represented. The two Disney Parade and all the characters walk 164 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:42,020 Parade and all the characters walk down, I 165 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:42,580 Parade and all the characters walk down, I don't care 166 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:43,180 Parade and all the characters walk down, I don't care about Mickey 167 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:45,440 down, I don't care about Mickey Mouse and 168 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:45,940 down, I don't care about Mickey Mouse and Minnie but 169 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:46,420 down, I don't care about Mickey Mouse and Minnie but captain who 170 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:46,940 Mouse and Minnie but captain who comes down 171 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:47,500 Mouse and Minnie but captain who comes down and he 172 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:48,180 Mouse and Minnie but captain who comes down and he sees me, 173 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:48,540 Mouse and Minnie but captain who comes down and he sees me, he raises 174 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:50,520 comes down and he sees me, he raises his arm 175 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:51,020 comes down and he sees me, he raises his arm like game 176 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:55,960 comes down and he sees me, he raises his arm like game recognises game. 177 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,680 It all started with a viral tiktok 178 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,560 video of a woman playing the Evil Queen, who urged visitors to 179 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,920 complain to Disney that she be there all year round 180 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:08,560 Let's watch the candid clip. 181 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:09,060 Go complain. 182 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,440 Go complain. Tell 183 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:10,940 Go complain. Tell them you 184 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:11,420 Go complain. Tell them you want me 185 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:11,900 Go complain. Tell them you want me specifically all 186 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,800 Go complain. Tell them you want me specifically all year round. 187 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:14,300 Go complain. Tell them you want me specifically all year round. Can I 188 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:17,040 specifically all year round. Can I trust you? 189 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:17,540 specifically all year round. Can I trust you? Cross your 190 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:22,920 specifically all year round. Can I trust you? Cross your heart. 191 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:23,420 trust you? Cross your heart. Cross my 192 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:24,100 trust you? Cross your heart. Cross my heart, hope 193 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:24,820 trust you? Cross your heart. Cross my heart, hope to die. 194 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:25,780 trust you? Cross your heart. Cross my heart, hope to die. I can 195 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:26,260 my heart, hope to die. I can make that 196 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:26,700 my heart, hope to die. I can make that happen, I 197 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:27,300 my heart, hope to die. I can make that happen, I bring on 198 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:27,660 my heart, hope to die. I can make that happen, I bring on Apple next 199 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:28,300 that happen, I bring on Apple next time if 200 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:28,820 that happen, I bring on Apple next time if I'm still 201 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:30,200 She's clearly in character. 202 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,800 What are people gonna complain about next? 203 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,440 A load of Dalmatian dogs was skinned to make a coat? 204 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,600 Even though Disney denied getting rid of their villains, 205 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,440 the Daily Mail still ran the story as part of its "woke 206 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,760 gone mad" agenda. 207 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,440 We've had this button for a while, and tonight we can 208 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:53,720 finally use it literally - That story is... 209 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:54,220 A third 210 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:54,740 A third the size 211 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:55,220 A third the size of Disneyland 212 00:05:55,220 --> 00:06:00,160 A third the size of Disneyland Paris! 213 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,280 And from one Royal being expelled to another, let's get into the big 214 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:10,480 news now as Maria asked: 215 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,640 Last night at 7pm on the dot, Buckingham Palace released 216 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:19,840 a statement saying: "His Majesty has today initiated a formal process 217 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,600 to remove the style, titles and honours of Prince Andrew" 218 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,280 Social media went ballistic, newspapers reprinted front pages, 219 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:28,920 and our writers chat group exploded. 220 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,680 Here's the moment Fiona Bruce stopped the recording 221 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:38,480 of Question Time to relay the news to the studio audience: 222 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:38,980 I am 223 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:39,620 I am stopping the 224 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:42,640 I am stopping the recording. 225 00:06:43,140 --> 00:06:43,140 I am stopping the recording. We have 226 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:43,620 I am stopping the recording. We have a breaking 227 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:44,100 I am stopping the recording. We have a breaking story we 228 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:44,580 I am stopping the recording. We have a breaking story we have to 229 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:46,160 a breaking story we have to respond to. 230 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:49,160 a breaking story we have to respond to. Forgive me. 231 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:49,660 a breaking story we have to respond to. Forgive me. So, Prince 232 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,400 a breaking story we have to respond to. Forgive me. So, Prince Andrew. 233 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:51,900 to. Forgive me. So, Prince Andrew. The King 234 00:06:52,420 --> 00:06:52,420 to. Forgive me. So, Prince Andrew. The King has initiated 235 00:06:52,420 --> 00:06:54,040 to. Forgive me. So, Prince Andrew. The King has initiated a 236 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:54,540 to. Forgive me. So, Prince Andrew. The King has initiated a process so 237 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:55,060 The King has initiated a process so we are 238 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:55,580 The King has initiated a process so we are going to 239 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:56,060 The King has initiated a process so we are going to discuss this. 240 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:56,660 we are going to discuss this. Prince Andrew 241 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,160 we are going to discuss this. Prince Andrew will no 242 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:58,680 we are going to discuss this. Prince Andrew will no longer 243 00:06:59,180 --> 00:06:59,180 we are going to discuss this. Prince Andrew will no longer be Prince 244 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:03,720 Andrew. APPLAUSE 245 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:07,440 APPLAUSE This 246 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:07,940 APPLAUSE This started the 247 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:08,420 APPLAUSE This started the close to 248 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:08,920 APPLAUSE This started the close to early. 249 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:09,420 This started the close to early. What if 250 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:10,100 This started the close to early. What if she had 251 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:11,520 This started the close to early. What if she had said he 252 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:12,020 This started the close to early. What if she had said he will be 253 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:12,700 What if she had said he will be king Andrew? 254 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:13,260 What if she had said he will be king Andrew? I think 255 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:14,600 What if she had said he will be king Andrew? I think Fiona 256 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,320 What if she had said he will be king Andrew? I think Fiona Bruce, 257 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:15,920 What if she had said he will be king Andrew? I think Fiona Bruce, she 258 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:16,420 Andrew? I think Fiona Bruce, she didn't build 259 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:17,100 Andrew? I think Fiona Bruce, she didn't build up the 260 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:19,480 Andrew? I think Fiona Bruce, she didn't build up the tension enough. 261 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:20,680 didn't build up the tension enough. Dermot O'Leary 262 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:21,180 didn't build up the tension enough. Dermot O'Leary with have 263 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:21,740 Dermot O'Leary with have smashed that. 264 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:22,300 Dermot O'Leary with have smashed that. It needed 265 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:24,200 Dermot O'Leary with have smashed that. It needed X factor. 266 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:25,240 Dermot O'Leary with have smashed that. It needed X factor. The Royals 267 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:25,740 that. It needed X factor. The Royals losing the 268 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:26,140 that. It needed X factor. The Royals losing the title in 269 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:26,740 that. It needed X factor. The Royals losing the title in no particular 270 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,720 losing the title in no particular order. 271 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:30,220 losing the title in no particular order. The person 272 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:30,700 losing the title in no particular order. The person going through 273 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:31,180 order. The person going through to Sandringham 274 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:35,080 order. The person going through to Sandringham is... 275 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,200 order. The person going through to Sandringham is... It 276 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:36,700 order. The person going through to Sandringham is... It could have 277 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:37,180 Sandringham is... It could have been the 278 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:37,740 Sandringham is... It could have been the traitors, see 279 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:38,220 Sandringham is... It could have been the traitors, see who comes 280 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:38,700 Sandringham is... It could have been the traitors, see who comes in for 281 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,720 the traitors, see who comes in for breakfast. 282 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:41,220 the traitors, see who comes in for breakfast. Prince Edward 283 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:41,820 the traitors, see who comes in for breakfast. Prince Edward is coming 284 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:42,180 breakfast. Prince Edward is coming in, and 285 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:42,860 breakfast. Prince Edward is coming in, and they are 286 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:43,340 breakfast. Prince Edward is coming in, and they are going it 287 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:43,820 in, and they are going it was Andrew, 288 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:44,380 in, and they are going it was Andrew, and it 289 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:44,860 in, and they are going it was Andrew, and it is not 290 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:47,720 That's a tough day at the office when people are applauding 291 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,800 you getting sacked. 292 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,960 I think she should have made more of a big deal about it. 293 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:56,680 Like when we announced the sacking of Iain Duncan Smith on the show. 294 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:57,180 He has 295 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:00,840 He has resigned! 296 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:01,340 He has resigned! Iain Duncan 297 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:01,820 He has resigned! Iain Duncan Smith has 298 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:08,200 He has resigned! Iain Duncan Smith has resigned! 299 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,720 has resigned! APPLAUSE 300 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:12,220 APPLAUSE I didn't 301 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:12,620 APPLAUSE I didn't think that 302 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:16,040 APPLAUSE I didn't think that through. 303 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:16,760 I didn't think that through. You 304 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,240 I didn't think that through. You made 305 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:19,740 I didn't think that through. You made someone partially 306 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:20,220 You made someone partially sighted, it's 307 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:20,660 You made someone partially sighted, it's a legacy 308 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:21,260 You made someone partially sighted, it's a legacy of the 309 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:23,840 You made someone partially sighted, it's a legacy of the show. 310 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:24,340 You made someone partially sighted, it's a legacy of the show. We should 311 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:24,900 it's a legacy of the show. We should have put 312 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:25,420 it's a legacy of the show. We should have put ten grand 313 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:25,900 it's a legacy of the show. We should have put ten grand on the 314 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:26,380 have put ten grand on the Iain Duncan 315 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:26,940 have put ten grand on the Iain Duncan Smith result. 316 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,400 Meanwhile in Australia, an accidentally open microphone 317 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:34,920 provided a slightly comical moment. 318 00:08:35,420 --> 00:08:35,420 Taking the 319 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:35,900 Taking the initiative sooner 320 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:36,380 Taking the initiative sooner rather than 321 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:40,680 Taking the initiative sooner rather than later. 322 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:41,280 Taking the initiative sooner rather than later. What 323 00:08:41,780 --> 00:08:41,780 Taking the initiative sooner rather than later. What do you 324 00:08:42,180 --> 00:08:42,760 Taking the initiative sooner rather than later. What do you reckon the 325 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:43,260 than later. What do you reckon the conversation was 326 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:43,800 than later. What do you reckon the conversation was like 327 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:44,300 than later. What do you reckon the conversation was like between the 328 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:44,820 conversation was like between the King and 329 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:45,280 conversation was like between the King and Andrew? 330 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:52,280 conversation was like between the King and Andrew? Banks, gorgeous. 331 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:52,780 King and Andrew? Banks, gorgeous. I do 332 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:53,220 King and Andrew? Banks, gorgeous. I do that during 333 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:53,700 King and Andrew? Banks, gorgeous. I do that during every clip. 334 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:57,320 King and Andrew? Banks, gorgeous. I do that during every clip. I lean 335 00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:57,820 do that during every clip. I lean across, thank 336 00:08:58,460 --> 00:08:58,460 do that during every clip. I lean across, thank you for 337 00:08:58,820 --> 00:08:58,820 do that during every clip. I lean across, thank you for laughing at 338 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:03,160 across, thank you for laughing at that. 339 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:03,660 across, thank you for laughing at that. Normally it 340 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:04,140 across, thank you for laughing at that. Normally it would require 341 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:04,620 that. Normally it would require an act 342 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:05,300 that. Normally it would require an act of Parliament 343 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:05,780 that. Normally it would require an act of Parliament for Andrew 344 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:06,560 that. Normally it would require an act of Parliament for Andrew to 345 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:07,060 act of Parliament for Andrew to lose being 346 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:09,280 act of Parliament for Andrew to lose being a Prince. 347 00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:09,780 act of Parliament for Andrew to lose being a Prince. I thought 348 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:10,140 act of Parliament for Andrew to lose being a Prince. I thought we were 349 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:10,780 being a Prince. I thought we were talking about 350 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,360 being a Prince. I thought we were talking about the clip. 351 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:13,860 being a Prince. I thought we were talking about the clip. The King 352 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:14,340 talking about the clip. The King decided to 353 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:15,020 talking about the clip. The King decided to do it 354 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:15,380 talking about the clip. The King decided to do it on his 355 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:21,040 Was this a big move from the King? 356 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:21,540 That's proper 357 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:22,360 That's proper kingship. 358 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:22,860 That's proper kingship. Last night, 359 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:23,380 That's proper kingship. Last night, they said 360 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:23,860 That's proper kingship. Last night, they said he had 361 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:24,340 That's proper kingship. Last night, they said he had voluntarily given 362 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:24,820 they said he had voluntarily given up the 363 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:25,380 they said he had voluntarily given up the titles of 364 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:25,980 they said he had voluntarily given up the titles of Duke of 365 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:26,660 they said he had voluntarily given up the titles of Duke of York and 366 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:27,060 up the titles of Duke of York and what he 367 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,880 up the titles of Duke of York and what he was 368 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:29,380 up the titles of Duke of York and what he was asking for 369 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:29,860 up the titles of Duke of York and what he was asking for an exchange 370 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:30,540 what he was asking for an exchange to leave 371 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:30,940 what he was asking for an exchange to leave and stuff 372 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:31,540 what he was asking for an exchange to leave and stuff like that. 373 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:32,220 what he was asking for an exchange to leave and stuff like that. I was 374 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:32,900 to leave and stuff like that. I was thinking, you 375 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:33,460 to leave and stuff like that. I was thinking, you are the 376 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:34,060 to leave and stuff like that. I was thinking, you are the King, you 377 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:35,640 thinking, you are the King, you don't 378 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:36,140 thinking, you are the King, you don't have to 379 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:36,620 thinking, you are the King, you don't have to call shotgun. 380 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:37,320 thinking, you are the King, you don't have to call shotgun. You 381 00:09:37,820 --> 00:09:37,820 don't have to call shotgun. You don't have 382 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:38,340 don't have to call shotgun. You don't have to ask 383 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:38,820 don't have to call shotgun. You don't have to ask everyone else 384 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:39,420 don't have to ask everyone else what to 385 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:39,860 don't have to ask everyone else what to watch on 386 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:40,460 don't have to ask everyone else what to watch on television. You 387 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:40,820 don't have to ask everyone else what to watch on television. You are the 388 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:42,880 to watch on television. You are the King. 389 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:43,380 to watch on television. You are the King. That's telling 390 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:44,020 to watch on television. You are the King. That's telling him this 391 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:44,660 to watch on television. You are the King. That's telling him this is it, 392 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:45,180 King. That's telling him this is it, I can 393 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:45,700 King. That's telling him this is it, I can move in 394 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:46,180 King. That's telling him this is it, I can move in any direction, 395 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:46,660 King. That's telling him this is it, I can move in any direction, you are 396 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,760 I can move in any direction, you are out. 397 00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:49,260 I can move in any direction, you are out. I bet 398 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:49,860 I can move in any direction, you are out. I bet you Camilla 399 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:50,220 I can move in any direction, you are out. I bet you Camilla was all 400 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:50,820 out. I bet you Camilla was all over him 401 00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:54,680 out. I bet you Camilla was all over him last night. 402 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:55,180 out. I bet you Camilla was all over him last night. I tell 403 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:55,740 out. I bet you Camilla was all over him last night. I tell you what, 404 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:56,340 him last night. I tell you what, I wear 405 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:56,900 him last night. I tell you what, I wear the crown 406 00:09:57,380 --> 00:10:00,760 him last night. I tell you what, I wear the crown for you. 407 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:01,260 him last night. I tell you what, I wear the crown for you. Oh, my 408 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:07,560 him last night. I tell you what, I wear the crown for you. Oh, my God! 409 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:17,520 Ernest Augustus was de-princed in 1919 for backing 410 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:18,320 You 411 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:18,820 You pop the 412 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:23,760 You pop the champagne. 413 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,680 For backing the Germans in World War One. 414 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,320 Channel 4 Streaming has released a statement 415 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,560 about Prince Andrew: The Musical. 416 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,960 It says Channel 4 has today initiated the formal process 417 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,840 to remove the style, title and honours of 418 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,920 Prince Andrew: The Musical. 419 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,800 The programme will now be known simply as Andrew: The Musical - 420 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,960 and is available to stream now on Channel 4. 421 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:45,000 I mean, it might have been easier to just rename it Wicked. 422 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:45,500 You know 423 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:45,900 You know I didn't 424 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,080 You know I didn't do it. 425 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,960 Which begs the question - how does one 426 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:55,680 De-Prince? 427 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:56,180 What I 428 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:57,760 What I wonder... Don't 429 00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:58,260 What I wonder... Don't turn to 430 00:10:58,740 --> 00:10:58,740 What I wonder... Don't turn to me like 431 00:10:59,100 --> 00:10:59,100 What I wonder... Don't turn to me like that. I 432 00:10:59,740 --> 00:10:59,740 What I wonder... Don't turn to me like that. I thought there 433 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:00,100 What I wonder... Don't turn to me like that. I thought there was more 434 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,440 like that. I thought there was more endearing. 435 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,400 like that. I thought there was more endearing. It's 436 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:04,900 like that. I thought there was more endearing. It's like I'm 437 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:05,380 like that. I thought there was more endearing. It's like I'm showing him 438 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:06,020 endearing. It's like I'm showing him my soul. 439 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:13,480 my soul. APPLAUSE 440 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:13,980 APPLAUSE I like 441 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:14,500 APPLAUSE I like the idea 442 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:14,980 APPLAUSE I like the idea came into 443 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,360 I like the idea came into effect immediately. 444 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:17,860 immediately. There was 445 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:18,540 immediately. There was a butler 446 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:19,020 immediately. There was a butler bringing Andrew 447 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:19,380 There was a butler bringing Andrew some tea 448 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:20,060 There was a butler bringing Andrew some tea as the 449 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:20,420 There was a butler bringing Andrew some tea as the news broke 450 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:21,020 There was a butler bringing Andrew some tea as the news broke and he 451 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:21,700 some tea as the news broke and he threw the 452 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:22,220 some tea as the news broke and he threw the tea in 453 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:23,040 some tea as the news broke and he threw the tea in the 454 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,480 some tea as the news broke and he threw the tea in the air and 455 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,880 some tea as the news broke and he threw the tea in the air and said... 456 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:27,380 threw the tea in the air and said... Ji the 457 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,800 threw the tea in the air and said... Ji the T. 458 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,440 threw the tea in the air and said... Ji the T. Stop 459 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:35,160 threw the tea in the air and said... Ji the T. Stop doing that. 460 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:35,660 threw the tea in the air and said... Ji the T. Stop doing that. It feels 461 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:36,220 Ji the T. Stop doing that. It feels like an 462 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,520 Ji the T. Stop doing that. It feels like an accident. 463 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:38,020 Ji the T. Stop doing that. It feels like an accident. A rumour 464 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:38,660 like an accident. A rumour that someone 465 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:39,220 like an accident. A rumour that someone had lost 466 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,440 like an accident. A rumour that someone had lost something. 467 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:41,940 like an accident. A rumour that someone had lost something. He went 468 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:42,700 someone had lost something. He went down a 469 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:43,220 someone had lost something. He went down a slide and 470 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:43,700 someone had lost something. He went down a slide and there was 471 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:44,560 someone had lost something. He went down a slide and there was a razor 472 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:49,840 down a slide and there was a razor blade and 473 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,520 down a slide and there was a razor blade and they 474 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,920 down a slide and there was a razor blade and they de-princed him. 475 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:53,420 blade and they de-princed him. When he 476 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:53,980 blade and they de-princed him. When he does the 477 00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,280 blade and they de-princed him. When he does the online shopping. 478 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:56,780 he does the online shopping. And gets 479 00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:57,340 he does the online shopping. And gets it such 480 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:01,400 he does the online shopping. And gets it such old address. 481 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,840 I feel for the next Duke of York. 482 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,240 Cos he's gonna have to introduce himself by saying "Hello, 483 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,120 I'm the Duke of York, not that one." 484 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,800 Maybe they should rebrand. 485 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:16,440 Call him Duke of York Two: The Empire Really Does Strike Back. 486 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:20,800 Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, 487 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:30,760 which is still the poshest name you've ever come across. 488 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:32,540 Apart from 489 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,560 Apart from Gregory Charles 490 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:38,880 Apart from Gregory Charles question bark. 491 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:39,380 Apart from Gregory Charles question bark. A little 492 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:39,860 Apart from Gregory Charles question bark. A little audience just 493 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:40,220 bark. A little audience just before the 494 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,040 bark. A little audience just before the show. 495 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,680 After losing Duke of York, and Prince, this is the third 496 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,800 time this year he's had to change his name. 497 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,960 Which is another thing he's got in common with 498 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:55,720 P Diddy. 499 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,000 I reckon they should force him to use new titles 500 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,360 Like, the Dishonourable Andrew of Sandringham. 501 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,480 World's Dodgiest Uncle. 502 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:09,120 Archduke Hands Ferdinand. 503 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:09,620 Was my 504 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:09,980 Was my nickname at 505 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,840 Was my nickname at school! 506 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:13,340 Was my nickname at school! I think 507 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:13,980 Was my nickname at school! I think they should 508 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:14,580 Was my nickname at school! I think they should have taken 509 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:15,060 Was my nickname at school! I think they should have taken all the 510 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:15,580 they should have taken all the names, they 511 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:16,100 they should have taken all the names, they should have 512 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:17,020 they should have taken all the names, they should have taken Andrew 513 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:17,540 names, they should have taken Andrew and just 514 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:18,960 names, they should have taken Andrew and just given him 515 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,440 names, they should have taken Andrew and just given him the 516 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:22,940 names, they should have taken Andrew and just given him the most un-royal 517 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:23,660 and just given him the most un-royal name, now 518 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:24,060 and just given him the most un-royal name, now you have 519 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:24,660 and just given him the most un-royal name, now you have got to 520 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:26,320 and just given him the most un-royal name, now you have got to be 521 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:27,480 name, now you have got to be called Keith. 522 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:27,980 name, now you have got to be called Keith. You have 523 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:28,820 name, now you have got to be called Keith. You have chosen your 524 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:29,300 Keith. You have chosen your own stepdad's 525 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:33,040 Keith. You have chosen your own stepdad's name! 526 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:33,540 Keith. You have chosen your own stepdad's name! The one 527 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:34,020 Keith. You have chosen your own stepdad's name! The one name you 528 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:34,540 stepdad's name! The one name you don't want 529 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:35,220 stepdad's name! The one name you don't want Prince Andrew 530 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:35,780 stepdad's name! The one name you don't want Prince Andrew to choose 531 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:36,140 don't want Prince Andrew to choose is your 532 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,120 don't want Prince Andrew to choose is your own 533 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:37,620 don't want Prince Andrew to choose is your own stepdad's name, 534 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:38,500 don't want Prince Andrew to choose is your own stepdad's name, you have 535 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:39,060 is your own stepdad's name, you have got to 536 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:39,740 is your own stepdad's name, you have got to think longer 537 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:40,220 is your own stepdad's name, you have got to think longer about these 538 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,040 got to think longer about these things! 539 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,400 Andrew now has to vacate Royal Lodge, the 30-room mansion 540 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,480 he's been living in. 541 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,640 He will now live in a large house on the King's private estate 542 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:52,960 and will be funded by the King's private money. 543 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,520 Yes? 544 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:57,020 Yes? I think 545 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:57,620 Yes? I think it is 546 00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:58,060 Yes? I think it is a bit 547 00:13:58,740 --> 00:13:58,740 Yes? I think it is a bit of a 548 00:13:59,500 --> 00:13:59,500 Yes? I think it is a bit of a dis and 549 00:13:59,980 --> 00:13:59,980 Yes? I think it is a bit of a dis and the people 550 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:00,460 Yes? I think it is a bit of a dis and the people of Sandringham, 551 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:00,940 and the people of Sandringham, who live 552 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:01,500 and the people of Sandringham, who live in the 553 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,400 and the people of Sandringham, who live in the village 554 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:04,560 and the people of Sandringham, who live in the village already, the 555 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:05,060 live in the village already, the King has 556 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:05,460 live in the village already, the King has basically gone, 557 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:06,060 live in the village already, the King has basically gone, you have 558 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:06,820 King has basically gone, you have disgraced the 559 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:07,340 King has basically gone, you have disgraced the Royal Family 560 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:08,020 King has basically gone, you have disgraced the Royal Family so much, 561 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:08,540 disgraced the Royal Family so much, as punishment 562 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:09,060 disgraced the Royal Family so much, as punishment you have 563 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:09,620 disgraced the Royal Family so much, as punishment you have to live 564 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:10,100 as punishment you have to live where these 565 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:11,720 as punishment you have to live where these people live. 566 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:12,220 as punishment you have to live where these people live. You have 567 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:12,700 as punishment you have to live where these people live. You have to live 568 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:13,340 these people live. You have to live in Norfolk, 569 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,360 these people live. You have to live in Norfolk, Andrew! 570 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,720 Andrew now becomes the most unpopular Royal of all time, 571 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,560 slightly ahead of this guy. 572 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:21,060 Have you 573 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:27,040 Have you seen 574 00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:27,540 Have you seen that poll? 575 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:28,340 Have you seen that poll? 91% of 576 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:28,940 Have you seen that poll? 91% of people do 577 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,040 Have you seen that poll? 91% of people do not 578 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:30,540 Have you seen that poll? 91% of people do not approve of 579 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:30,900 people do not approve of Prince Andrew. 580 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:31,460 people do not approve of Prince Andrew. Who in 581 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:32,060 people do not approve of Prince Andrew. Who in the name 582 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,160 people do not approve of Prince Andrew. Who in the name of 583 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:33,660 people do not approve of Prince Andrew. Who in the name of fuck are 584 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:34,340 Andrew. Who in the name of fuck are the 9%? 585 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:34,860 Andrew. Who in the name of fuck are the 9%? From now, 586 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:35,580 Andrew. Who in the name of fuck are the 9%? From now, he will 587 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:35,940 Andrew. Who in the name of fuck are the 9%? From now, he will never get 588 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:36,580 the 9%? From now, he will never get that pub 589 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:39,080 the 9%? From now, he will never get that pub named 590 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:39,580 the 9%? From now, he will never get that pub named after him, 591 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:40,060 the 9%? From now, he will never get that pub named after him, Henry VIII 592 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:40,580 that pub named after him, Henry VIII did and 593 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:41,100 that pub named after him, Henry VIII did and he beheaded 594 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,640 What's interesting about the Royal Statement 595 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,480 was that the final paragraph said: "Their Majesties wish to make clear 596 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,480 that their thoughts and utmost sympathies have been, 597 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,800 and will remain with, the victims and survivors of any 598 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,080 and all forms of abuse." 599 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:53,580 That was 600 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:53,980 That was a really 601 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,720 That was a really pointed statement. 602 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,160 Meanwhile, the family of Virginia Giuffre, 603 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,040 the woman who claimed she was forced to have sex with Andrew, 604 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,400 said "Today an ordinary girl from an ordinary American family 605 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,640 brought down a British prince 606 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,560 with her truth an extraordinary courage." 607 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,960 Despite all this, Andrew is still eighth in line to the throne. 608 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:14,240 Here's a helpful list. 609 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:14,740 I like 610 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:15,920 I like the fact 611 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:16,420 I like the fact that he 612 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:16,900 I like the fact that he is down 613 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:17,380 I like the fact that he is down there with 614 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:17,860 I like the fact that he is down there with just one 615 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:19,720 I like the fact that he is down there with just one name, 616 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:20,220 I like the fact that he is down there with just one name, like Seal! 617 00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:21,180 there with just one name, like Seal! It is 618 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:21,580 there with just one name, like Seal! It is awful to 619 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:22,180 there with just one name, like Seal! It is awful to think that 620 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:22,860 there with just one name, like Seal! It is awful to think that if he 621 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,560 It is awful to think that if he lives 622 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:24,060 It is awful to think that if he lives another 110 623 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:24,960 It is awful to think that if he lives another 110 years, 624 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:25,460 It is awful to think that if he lives another 110 years, he will 625 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:25,940 lives another 110 years, he will be King. 626 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:26,500 lives another 110 years, he will be King. Why do 627 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:26,980 lives another 110 years, he will be King. Why do you think 628 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,480 lives another 110 years, he will be King. Why do you think they have 629 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,040 King. Why do you think they have done 630 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:29,540 King. Why do you think they have done all this 631 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,200 King. Why do you think they have done all this now? 632 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:30,700 King. Why do you think they have done all this now? Obviously, the 633 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:31,220 done all this now? Obviously, the allegations came 634 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:31,900 done all this now? Obviously, the allegations came out initially 635 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:32,380 allegations came out initially that he 636 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:32,980 allegations came out initially that he was friends 637 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,480 allegations came out initially that he was friends with 638 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:34,980 allegations came out initially that he was friends with Epstein in 639 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:35,580 he was friends with Epstein in 2011, and 640 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:36,760 he was friends with Epstein in 2011, and they acted 641 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:37,260 he was friends with Epstein in 2011, and they acted fast, and 642 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:37,900 he was friends with Epstein in 2011, and they acted fast, and 14 years 643 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:38,260 and they acted fast, and 14 years later they 644 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:38,940 and they acted fast, and 14 years later they dealt with 645 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,320 and they acted fast, and 14 years later they dealt with it. 646 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:41,920 and they acted fast, and 14 years later they dealt with it. I don't 647 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:42,420 later they dealt with it. I don't think it 648 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:42,940 later they dealt with it. I don't think it is no 649 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:43,420 later they dealt with it. I don't think it is no coincidence that 650 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,520 think it is no coincidence that it is 651 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:46,020 think it is no coincidence that it is Halloween today, 652 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:46,500 think it is no coincidence that it is Halloween today, probably one 653 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:47,020 is Halloween today, probably one door you 654 00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:47,420 is Halloween today, probably one door you didn't want 655 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:48,020 is Halloween today, probably one door you didn't want trick or 656 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:48,500 door you didn't want trick or treat is 657 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,240 door you didn't want trick or treat is knocking on. 658 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,840 You can see why the King had to step in, especially when this seedy photo 659 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,960 surfaced during the week of guests at a party 660 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,200 once held at Royal Lodge 661 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,400 for Princess Beatrice's 18th birthday. 662 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,640 Those guests were Harvey Weinstein, 663 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:04,280 Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. 664 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,800 That's like the Mount Rushmore 665 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,720 of People You Don't Want Babysitting Your Kids. 666 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,840 Now, last week it was reported that Andrew spends most of his time 667 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,880 playing video games, 668 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:18,960 so we asked you to come up with name for a video game for him. 669 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,640 Dan said Call of Duty - Manager at Pizza Express in Woking. 670 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,520 Ollie said Escape from Epstein Island. 671 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:35,440 But our favourite came from Rob, who suggested Crash Randicoot. 672 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,080 We asked a computer whiz called Luke Franks to turn it 673 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:44,520 into an actual game, so let's have a go. 674 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:45,020 I need 675 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:45,700 I need you talk 676 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:46,340 I need you talk you through 677 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:47,140 I need you talk you through how this 678 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:47,680 I need you talk you through how this will 679 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,480 I need you talk you through how this will work, 680 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:48,980 I need you talk you through how this will work, there are 681 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:49,580 I need you talk you through how this will work, there are three levels. 682 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:50,300 will work, there are three levels. Josh, you 683 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:50,820 will work, there are three levels. Josh, you will be 684 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:51,300 will work, there are three levels. Josh, you will be Andrew, Alex, 685 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:51,900 Josh, you will be Andrew, Alex, you will 686 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,800 Josh, you will be Andrew, Alex, you will be Fergie. 687 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:57,280 Josh, you will be Andrew, Alex, you will be Fergie. Big time! 688 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,160 Josh, you will be Andrew, Alex, you will be Fergie. Big time! Level 689 00:16:58,660 --> 00:16:58,660 will be Fergie. Big time! Level one, you 690 00:16:59,100 --> 00:16:59,600 will be Fergie. Big time! Level one, you are being 691 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:00,100 will be Fergie. Big time! Level one, you are being kicked out 692 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:00,460 will be Fergie. Big time! Level one, you are being kicked out of Royal 693 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:01,100 you are being kicked out of Royal Lodge, you 694 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:01,500 you are being kicked out of Royal Lodge, you have to 695 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:02,100 you are being kicked out of Royal Lodge, you have to grab as 696 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:02,460 Lodge, you have to grab as much stuff 697 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:03,020 Lodge, you have to grab as much stuff as you 698 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:03,500 Lodge, you have to grab as much stuff as you can while 699 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:03,980 Lodge, you have to grab as much stuff as you can while being chased 700 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:04,620 stuff as you can while being chased by the 701 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:05,020 stuff as you can while being chased by the King. This 702 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,360 stuff as you can while being chased by the King. This is great! 703 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,600 stuff as you can while being chased by the King. This is great! I don't 704 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:08,100 by the King. This is great! I don't think he 705 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:08,800 by the King. This is great! I don't think he is 706 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:09,300 by the King. This is great! I don't think he is going to 707 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:10,060 by the King. This is great! I don't think he is going to sell as 708 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:10,660 think he is going to sell as much mergers 709 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:11,340 think he is going to sell as much mergers Sonic, I 710 00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:11,820 think he is going to sell as much mergers Sonic, I will you 711 00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:13,280 think he is going to sell as much mergers Sonic, I will you that. 712 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:13,780 mergers Sonic, I will you that. I cannot 713 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:14,460 mergers Sonic, I will you that. I cannot reach the 714 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:17,920 mergers Sonic, I will you that. I cannot reach the controller, Josh. 715 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:18,420 cannot reach the controller, Josh. The King 716 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:19,100 cannot reach the controller, Josh. The King is coming 717 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,200 cannot reach the controller, Josh. The King is coming for me! 718 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,360 The King is coming for me! Next level. 719 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:24,860 The King is coming for me! Next level. You have 720 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:25,340 The King is coming for me! Next level. You have got to 721 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:26,360 The King is coming for me! Next level. You have got to catch 722 00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:26,860 level. You have got to catch gifts and 723 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:27,300 level. You have got to catch gifts and avoid incriminating 724 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:27,780 level. You have got to catch gifts and avoid incriminating photos as 725 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:28,420 and avoid incriminating photos as well as 726 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,800 and avoid incriminating photos as well as the King. 727 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:31,300 and avoid incriminating photos as well as the King. Oh, my 728 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:31,780 and avoid incriminating photos as well as the King. Oh, my gosh, this 729 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:32,140 well as the King. Oh, my gosh, this is the 730 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:32,820 well as the King. Oh, my gosh, this is the first time 731 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:33,300 well as the King. Oh, my gosh, this is the first time I have 732 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:33,660 well as the King. Oh, my gosh, this is the first time I have ever caught 733 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,840 is the first time I have ever caught anything! 734 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:35,340 is the first time I have ever caught anything! Avoid the 735 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,200 is the first time I have ever caught anything! Avoid the King! 736 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:37,700 is the first time I have ever caught anything! Avoid the King! This is 737 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,240 anything! Avoid the King! This is mine! 738 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:41,740 anything! Avoid the King! This is mine! This is 739 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:42,220 anything! Avoid the King! This is mine! This is the most 740 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:42,820 anything! Avoid the King! This is mine! This is the most fun I 741 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:43,300 mine! This is the most fun I have ever 742 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:43,740 mine! This is the most fun I have ever had on 743 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,680 mine! This is the most fun I have ever had on television. 744 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:46,180 mine! This is the most fun I have ever had on television. Third level, 745 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:48,240 ever had on television. Third level, throw the 746 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:49,360 ever had on television. Third level, throw the loot in 747 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:49,860 ever had on television. Third level, throw the loot in the van 748 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:50,660 ever had on television. Third level, throw the loot in the van when it 749 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:51,140 throw the loot in the van when it is open. 750 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:52,360 throw the loot in the van when it is open. They have 751 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:53,680 throw the loot in the van when it is open. They have got to 752 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:54,180 throw the loot in the van when it is open. They have got to bring back 753 00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:54,820 open. They have got to bring back Gamesmaster, haven't 754 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,600 open. They have got to bring back Gamesmaster, haven't they? 755 00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:58,100 Gamesmaster, haven't they? Removal van 756 00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:58,660 Gamesmaster, haven't they? Removal van arriving, this 757 00:17:59,140 --> 00:17:59,140 Gamesmaster, haven't they? Removal van arriving, this is a 758 00:17:59,500 --> 00:17:59,500 van arriving, this is a proper computer 759 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,760 van arriving, this is a proper computer game! 760 00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:02,760 van arriving, this is a proper computer game! I am 761 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:03,260 van arriving, this is a proper computer game! I am going to 762 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:03,620 computer game! I am going to catch it. 763 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:04,180 computer game! I am going to catch it. No, I 764 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,360 computer game! I am going to catch it. No, I am not! 765 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,240 computer game! I am going to catch it. No, I am not! Corgi! 766 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:08,740 it. No, I am not! Corgi! Shit, whereas 767 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:09,300 it. No, I am not! Corgi! Shit, whereas the van 768 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:17,960 it. No, I am not! Corgi! Shit, whereas the van gone?! 769 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:18,460 it. No, I am not! Corgi! Shit, whereas the van gone?! Who won?! 770 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:19,060 whereas the van gone?! Who won?! It is 771 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,520 whereas the van gone?! Who won?! It is a tie! 772 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:21,020 whereas the van gone?! Who won?! It is a tie! I absolutely 773 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,560 whereas the van gone?! Who won?! It is a tie! I absolutely love that! 774 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:29,280 That game will be available to play on the Ex-Prince Box. 775 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,000 All right, let's welcome tonight's guests, 776 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:36,680 she's the voice of Too Hot To Handle, 777 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,560 and he's got a body that's too hot to be a comedian, 778 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,160 please welcome Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett. 779 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:41,660 CHEERING AND 780 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 781 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:55,940 Welcome to 782 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:56,460 Welcome to you both, 783 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:57,020 Welcome to you both, Desiree, what 784 00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:57,940 Welcome to you both, Desiree, what have you 785 00:18:58,460 --> 00:18:58,460 Welcome to you both, Desiree, what have you come dressed 786 00:18:59,060 --> 00:18:59,060 Welcome to you both, Desiree, what have you come dressed as? The 787 00:18:59,580 --> 00:18:59,580 have you come dressed as? The scariest thing 788 00:18:59,980 --> 00:18:59,980 have you come dressed as? The scariest thing I could 789 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:00,940 have you come dressed as? The scariest thing I could think of 790 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:01,500 scariest thing I could think of his surviving 791 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,480 scariest thing I could think of his surviving any 792 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:02,980 scariest thing I could think of his surviving any day in 793 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:03,580 scariest thing I could think of his surviving any day in the year 794 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:03,940 surviving any day in the year 2025, it 795 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:04,960 surviving any day in the year 2025, it is 796 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:05,460 surviving any day in the year 2025, it is all just 797 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:05,820 surviving any day in the year 2025, it is all just been extremely 798 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:06,420 it is all just been extremely hard, so 799 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:06,980 it is all just been extremely hard, so the only 800 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:07,460 it is all just been extremely hard, so the only thing I 801 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:07,940 it is all just been extremely hard, so the only thing I could think 802 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:08,540 so the only thing I could think of that 803 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:09,100 so the only thing I could think of that is scarier 804 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:09,580 so the only thing I could think of that is scarier than today 805 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:09,940 so the only thing I could think of that is scarier than today is the 806 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,480 that is scarier than today is the potential of 807 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:12,980 that is scarier than today is the potential of tomorrow or 808 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:13,340 that is scarier than today is the potential of tomorrow or the next 809 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:13,980 potential of tomorrow or the next day, you 810 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:14,380 potential of tomorrow or the next day, you see where 811 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:14,980 potential of tomorrow or the next day, you see where this is 812 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:15,960 potential of tomorrow or the next day, you see where this is going. 813 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:16,460 day, you see where this is going. We have 814 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:16,900 day, you see where this is going. We have got some 815 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:17,860 day, you see where this is going. We have got some time to 816 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:18,340 day, you see where this is going. We have got some time to fill, so 817 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:18,820 have got some time to fill, so if you 818 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:19,500 have got some time to fill, so if you could do 819 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,200 have got some time to fill, so if you could do just...! 820 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:20,720 have got some time to fill, so if you could do just...! We 821 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,000 have got some time to fill, so if you could do just...! We could get 822 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:22,500 you could do just...! We could get a good 823 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:23,180 you could do just...! We could get a good week out 824 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:23,660 you could do just...! We could get a good week out here! Great 825 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,400 good week out here! Great Advent calendar. 826 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:25,900 good week out here! Great Advent calendar. I have, 827 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:26,860 good week out here! Great Advent calendar. I have, is the 828 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:27,220 good week out here! Great Advent calendar. I have, is the most feared 829 00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:27,860 calendar. I have, is the most feared thing in 830 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,000 calendar. I have, is the most feared thing in the UK! 831 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:34,480 calendar. I have, is the most feared thing in the UK! The Budget! 832 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:34,980 calendar. I have, is the most feared thing in the UK! The Budget! Oh, I 833 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:35,620 thing in the UK! The Budget! Oh, I am coming 834 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:36,140 thing in the UK! The Budget! Oh, I am coming for your 835 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:43,040 thing in the UK! The Budget! Oh, I am coming for your pensions! 836 00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:43,540 thing in the UK! The Budget! Oh, I am coming for your pensions! That is 837 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:44,060 am coming for your pensions! That is the most 838 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:44,660 am coming for your pensions! That is the most political thing 839 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:45,140 am coming for your pensions! That is the most political thing I have 840 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:45,620 the most political thing I have ever heard 841 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:46,800 the most political thing I have ever heard you say. 842 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,960 the most political thing I have ever heard you say. I'm 843 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:48,460 the most political thing I have ever heard you say. I'm going to 844 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:48,940 heard you say. I'm going to be honest, 845 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:49,500 heard you say. I'm going to be honest, Josh, I 846 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:49,980 heard you say. I'm going to be honest, Josh, I am out 847 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:50,460 heard you say. I'm going to be honest, Josh, I am out of my 848 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:51,400 heard you say. I'm going to be honest, Josh, I am out of my depth! 849 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:51,900 honest, Josh, I am out of my depth! It is 850 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:52,580 honest, Josh, I am out of my depth! It is interesting that 851 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:53,100 honest, Josh, I am out of my depth! It is interesting that you leave 852 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,920 It is interesting that you leave the Masked 853 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:56,420 It is interesting that you leave the Masked Singer and 854 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:56,780 It is interesting that you leave the Masked Singer and the budget 855 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:57,740 It is interesting that you leave the Masked Singer and the budget for the 856 00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:58,220 Masked Singer and the budget for the costumes dropped 857 00:19:58,900 --> 00:19:58,900 Masked Singer and the budget for the costumes dropped through the 858 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,040 costumes dropped through the fucking floor! 859 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:00,540 costumes dropped through the fucking floor! Do you 860 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:01,340 costumes dropped through the fucking floor! Do you know what 861 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:01,820 floor! Do you know what I'm expecting 862 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:02,260 floor! Do you know what I'm expecting to see 863 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:05,720 floor! Do you know what I'm expecting to see on that? 864 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:06,220 floor! Do you know what I'm expecting to see on that? Who is 865 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:06,580 expecting to see on that? Who is sweat gland 866 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:07,260 expecting to see on that? Who is sweat gland going to 867 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:14,040 expecting to see on that? Who is sweat gland going to be?! 868 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:14,540 expecting to see on that? Who is sweat gland going to be?! What have 869 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:15,100 sweat gland going to be?! What have you both 870 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:15,620 sweat gland going to be?! What have you both made of 871 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:16,460 sweat gland going to be?! What have you both made of the whole 872 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:18,040 you both made of the whole Prince Andrew 873 00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:18,540 you both made of the whole Prince Andrew thing this 874 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,020 you both made of the whole Prince Andrew thing this week? Oh, 875 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:19,580 you both made of the whole Prince Andrew thing this week? Oh, my God, 876 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:20,220 Andrew thing this week? Oh, my God, how chilling 877 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,000 Andrew thing this week? Oh, my God, how chilling was that 878 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,160 Andrew thing this week? Oh, my God, how chilling was that picture of 879 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:25,660 how chilling was that picture of Harvey Weinstein, 880 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:26,180 how chilling was that picture of Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, 881 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:26,700 Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, 882 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:27,300 Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, it is 883 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:27,960 Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, it is the 884 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:28,460 Ghislaine Maxwell, it is the worst set 885 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:29,260 Ghislaine Maxwell, it is the worst set up for 886 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,080 Ghislaine Maxwell, it is the worst set up for shag, 887 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:31,580 Ghislaine Maxwell, it is the worst set up for shag, marry, kill, 888 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:32,100 set up for shag, marry, kill, probably killed 889 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:32,620 set up for shag, marry, kill, probably killed in prison 890 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:33,100 set up for shag, marry, kill, probably killed in prison by Donald 891 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,560 probably killed in prison by Donald Trump! 892 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,320 probably killed in prison by Donald Trump! Absolutely awful! 893 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:37,820 probably killed in prison by Donald Trump! Absolutely awful! But I 894 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:38,960 probably killed in prison by Donald Trump! Absolutely awful! But I agree 895 00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:39,460 Trump! Absolutely awful! But I agree with you 896 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:39,980 Trump! Absolutely awful! But I agree with you guys, he 897 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:40,340 Trump! Absolutely awful! But I agree with you guys, he has got 898 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:40,940 Trump! Absolutely awful! But I agree with you guys, he has got off too 899 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:41,460 with you guys, he has got off too easy, I 900 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:41,980 with you guys, he has got off too easy, I would have 901 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:48,200 with you guys, he has got off too easy, I would have made his 902 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:48,700 easy, I would have made his change to 903 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:49,260 easy, I would have made his change to Noncey No 904 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:49,740 easy, I would have made his change to Noncey No Titles, make 905 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:50,220 easy, I would have made his change to Noncey No Titles, make sure he 906 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:50,740 to Noncey No Titles, make sure he got Cobra 907 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:51,140 to Noncey No Titles, make sure he got Cobra from Starbucks 908 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:51,620 to Noncey No Titles, make sure he got Cobra from Starbucks so they 909 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:52,100 got Cobra from Starbucks so they have to 910 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:52,780 got Cobra from Starbucks so they have to be shouted 911 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:56,640 got Cobra from Starbucks so they have to be shouted out. 912 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,040 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break 913 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,680 as we check in on some scary times for Keir Starmer 914 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,040 But since it is Halloween, we've invited our Mariachi Band 915 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,440 along to play us some Day of the Dead tunes. 916 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,600 Take it away, mariachis! 917 00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:16,260 He did 918 00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:19,600 He did the monster 919 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:20,100 He did the monster mash # 920 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:20,700 He did the monster mash # It was 921 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:24,480 He did the monster mash # It was a graveyard 922 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,520 He did the monster mash # It was a graveyard smash 923 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:26,020 # It was a graveyard smash # We 924 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:26,620 # It was a graveyard smash # We do the 925 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:27,100 # We do the mash # 926 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:27,660 # We do the mash # The monster 927 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:28,020 # The monster mash... CHEERING 928 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:28,700 # The monster mash... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 929 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,160 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 930 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:47,240 We're joined by Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett. 931 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:47,740 A message 932 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,960 A message on 933 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:50,460 A message on WhatsApp, yes, 934 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:50,940 A message on WhatsApp, yes, that photo 935 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:53,120 A message on WhatsApp, yes, that photo really 936 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:53,620 A message on WhatsApp, yes, that photo really does look 937 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:58,320 A message on WhatsApp, yes, that photo really does look vulval 938 00:21:58,820 --> 00:21:59,800 A message on WhatsApp, yes, that photo really does look vulval so, in 939 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,520 photo really does look vulval so, in reality, 940 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:01,020 photo really does look vulval so, in reality, Alex is 941 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:01,620 photo really does look vulval so, in reality, Alex is just pussyfooting. 942 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:01,980 reality, Alex is just pussyfooting. To talk 943 00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:02,660 reality, Alex is just pussyfooting. To talk about politics, 944 00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:03,020 reality, Alex is just pussyfooting. To talk about politics, I'm going 945 00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:03,520 reality, Alex is just pussyfooting. To talk about politics, I'm going to 946 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:04,020 To talk about politics, I'm going to pull out 947 00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:04,420 To talk about politics, I'm going to pull out a button 948 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:04,900 To talk about politics, I'm going to pull out a button that I 949 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:05,380 pull out a button that I didn't think 950 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:06,180 pull out a button that I didn't think we would 951 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:06,780 pull out a button that I didn't think we would need after 952 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:07,140 think we would need after Rishi Sunak 953 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:10,720 think we would need after Rishi Sunak left office. 954 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:11,220 think we would need after Rishi Sunak left office. It has 955 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:11,700 think we would need after Rishi Sunak left office. It has not been 956 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:12,300 Sunak left office. It has not been a great 957 00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:12,860 Sunak left office. It has not been a great week for 958 00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:13,340 Sunak left office. It has not been a great week for the Prime 959 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,800 Sunak left office. It has not been a great week for the Prime Minister! 960 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:21,520 It's not been a great week for the Prime Minister. 961 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,720 To help us do that, would you please welcome back to the show, 962 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,280 our viewer-voted Keir Starmer lookalike, DJ Starmer! 963 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:34,040 APPLAUSE 964 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:34,540 APPLAUSE He's still 965 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,840 APPLAUSE He's still got it. 966 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,720 APPLAUSE He's still got it. I 967 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:39,220 APPLAUSE He's still got it. I can't believe 968 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:39,820 APPLAUSE He's still got it. I can't believe as its 969 00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:40,420 APPLAUSE He's still got it. I can't believe as its Halloween recall 970 00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:40,780 believe as its Halloween recall due to 971 00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:44,920 believe as its Halloween recall due to fear Starmer. 972 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:45,420 believe as its Halloween recall due to fear Starmer. We haven't 973 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,520 believe as its Halloween recall due to fear Starmer. We haven't seen 974 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:47,020 to fear Starmer. We haven't seen you for 975 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:47,700 to fear Starmer. We haven't seen you for a while, 976 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:48,180 to fear Starmer. We haven't seen you for a while, what have 977 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:48,540 to fear Starmer. We haven't seen you for a while, what have you been 978 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,280 for a while, what have you been up to? 979 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:50,880 for a while, what have you been up to? I 980 00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:51,380 for a while, what have you been up to? I just got 981 00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:53,880 for a while, what have you been up to? I just got married. 982 00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:54,380 for a while, what have you been up to? I just got married. She is 983 00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:54,860 to? I just got married. She is not changing 984 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:55,540 to? I just got married. She is not changing her name 985 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:56,480 to? I just got married. She is not changing her name to Starmer. 986 00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:56,980 to? I just got married. She is not changing her name to Starmer. How is 987 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,880 changing her name to Starmer. How is life 988 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:00,380 changing her name to Starmer. How is life in the 989 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,120 changing her name to Starmer. How is life in the Keir 990 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:01,620 changing her name to Starmer. How is life in the Keir Starmer lookalike 991 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:02,100 life in the Keir Starmer lookalike business? I'm 992 00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:02,660 life in the Keir Starmer lookalike business? I'm recognised in 993 00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:03,260 business? I'm recognised in the street, 994 00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:05,680 business? I'm recognised in the street, I've 995 00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:06,180 business? I'm recognised in the street, I've done a 996 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:06,780 business? I'm recognised in the street, I've done a few parties. 997 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:07,300 street, I've done a few parties. There aren't 998 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:07,700 street, I've done a few parties. There aren't very many 999 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:08,180 street, I've done a few parties. There aren't very many smiles these 1000 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:08,880 There aren't very many smiles these days. 1001 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,440 There aren't very many smiles these days. The 1002 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:10,940 There aren't very many smiles these days. The most unpopular 1003 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,880 There aren't very many smiles these days. The most unpopular man... 1004 00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:15,380 days. The most unpopular man... Did you 1005 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:15,820 days. The most unpopular man... Did you turn down 1006 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:16,300 days. The most unpopular man... Did you turn down a DJ 1007 00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:16,780 days. The most unpopular man... Did you turn down a DJ gig for 1008 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,880 days. The most unpopular man... Did you turn down a DJ gig for tonight? 1009 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,560 you turn down a DJ gig for tonight? Not tonight. 1010 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,960 As we said, a lot of scary things are knocking 1011 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,080 on Keir Starmer's door right now, so let's check out the first one. 1012 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,160 THUNDER. 1013 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,800 Yes, it's the slasher in chief with her blood red box, 1014 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:40,760 the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves. 1015 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:42,060 Is my 1016 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:46,920 Is my little brother. 1017 00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:47,420 Is my little brother. Hope that 1018 00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:54,680 Is my little brother. Hope that is. 1019 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,640 Is my little brother. Hope that is. APPLAUSE 1020 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:07,600 This week she was forced to apologise, after renting her 1021 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:09,220 Are you 1022 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:09,620 Are you happy to 1023 00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:13,080 Are you happy to stay there? 1024 00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:13,580 Are you happy to stay there? He'll do 1025 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:14,060 Are you happy to stay there? He'll do anything to 1026 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:14,900 Are you happy to stay there? He'll do anything to avoid talking 1027 00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:15,260 He'll do anything to avoid talking about politics. 1028 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:15,960 He'll do anything to avoid talking about politics. I 1029 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:16,460 He'll do anything to avoid talking about politics. I cannot get 1030 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:18,280 He'll do anything to avoid talking about politics. I cannot get up. 1031 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,400 This week she was forced to apologise,... 1032 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,440 after renting her 1033 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,880 house out without the proper permit. 1034 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,520 It's ironic that the Chancellor didn't dot the Is and cross 1035 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,880 the Ts, considering how many times this year she's had 1036 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,120 to type the word "shit". 1037 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,280 Today her letting agent claimed it was their mistake. 1038 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,080 I'm not saying Labour are boring, but even their scandals are dull. 1039 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:36,580 Do you 1040 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:37,220 Do you know who 1041 00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:37,580 Do you know who she is 1042 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,720 Do you know who she is letting 1043 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:39,220 Do you know who she is letting it out 1044 00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:39,820 Do you know who she is letting it out to? She 1045 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:40,180 Do you know who she is letting it out to? She has got 1046 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:40,660 Do you know who she is letting it out to? She has got a new 1047 00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:41,260 Do you know who she is letting it out to? She has got a new tenant. I 1048 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:41,780 out to? She has got a new tenant. I am not 1049 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:42,300 out to? She has got a new tenant. I am not going to 1050 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:42,780 out to? She has got a new tenant. I am not going to say his 1051 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:43,960 out to? She has got a new tenant. I am not going to say his name. 1052 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:44,460 out to? She has got a new tenant. I am not going to say his name. He is 1053 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:45,100 am not going to say his name. He is looking for 1054 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:45,620 am not going to say his name. He is looking for a place 1055 00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:45,980 am not going to say his name. He is looking for a place for him 1056 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:46,460 am not going to say his name. He is looking for a place for him and his 1057 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:51,760 looking for a place for him and his ex-wife, strangely. 1058 00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:52,260 looking for a place for him and his ex-wife, strangely. She is 1059 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,960 looking for a place for him and his ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing 1060 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:56,520 ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing the 1061 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:57,020 ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing the Budget for 1062 00:24:57,020 --> 00:25:00,640 ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing the Budget for November. 1063 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:01,140 ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing the Budget for November. If it 1064 00:25:01,660 --> 00:25:01,660 ex-wife, strangely. She is preparing the Budget for November. If it was a 1065 00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:02,140 the Budget for November. If it was a horror film 1066 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:02,700 the Budget for November. If it was a horror film it will 1067 00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:05,680 the Budget for November. If it was a horror film it will be called... 1068 00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:06,180 horror film it will be called... I kinda 1069 00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:06,860 horror film it will be called... I kinda feel like 1070 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:07,300 horror film it will be called... I kinda feel like this is 1071 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:08,520 horror film it will be called... I kinda feel like this is so what 1072 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:09,040 horror film it will be called... I kinda feel like this is so what we 1073 00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:09,540 kinda feel like this is so what we do, how 1074 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:10,340 kinda feel like this is so what we do, how is this 1075 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:11,680 kinda feel like this is so what we do, how is this a scandal? 1076 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:12,180 kinda feel like this is so what we do, how is this a scandal? If this 1077 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:12,700 do, how is this a scandal? If this were America, 1078 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:13,100 do, how is this a scandal? If this were America, she would 1079 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,040 do, how is this a scandal? If this were America, she would have 1080 00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:14,540 do, how is this a scandal? If this were America, she would have taken a 1081 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:15,020 were America, she would have taken a bulldozer to 1082 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:15,580 were America, she would have taken a bulldozer to number 11 1083 00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:16,060 were America, she would have taken a bulldozer to number 11 and turning 1084 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:16,700 bulldozer to number 11 and turning it into 1085 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:17,100 bulldozer to number 11 and turning it into a home 1086 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:17,700 bulldozer to number 11 and turning it into a home spa. This 1087 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:21,720 bulldozer to number 11 and turning it into a home spa. This is nothing! 1088 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:22,220 it into a home spa. This is nothing! Labour and 1089 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:22,980 it into a home spa. This is nothing! Labour and I see 1090 00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:23,580 it into a home spa. This is nothing! Labour and I see what I 1091 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:24,020 it into a home spa. This is nothing! Labour and I see what I think from 1092 00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:24,540 Labour and I see what I think from over here. 1093 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:25,100 Labour and I see what I think from over here. I want 1094 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:25,580 Labour and I see what I think from over here. I want to know 1095 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:26,060 Labour and I see what I think from over here. I want to know what she 1096 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:26,700 over here. I want to know what she is like 1097 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:27,100 over here. I want to know what she is like as a 1098 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,560 over here. I want to know what she is like as a landlord. 1099 00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:30,060 over here. I want to know what she is like as a landlord. Labour how 1100 00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:30,540 is like as a landlord. Labour how would it 1101 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:31,100 is like as a landlord. Labour how would it be if 1102 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:31,920 is like as a landlord. Labour how would it be if you 1103 00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:32,420 is like as a landlord. Labour how would it be if you called up, 1104 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:33,100 would it be if you called up, my boiler 1105 00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:33,780 would it be if you called up, my boiler isn't working, 1106 00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:34,140 would it be if you called up, my boiler isn't working, and she 1107 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,560 boiler isn't working, and she turns up. 1108 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:37,060 boiler isn't working, and she turns up. She is 1109 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:37,820 boiler isn't working, and she turns up. She is looking at 1110 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:38,300 boiler isn't working, and she turns up. She is looking at the property 1111 00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:38,940 up. She is looking at the property taxes and 1112 00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:41,320 up. She is looking at the property taxes and stuff. 1113 00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:41,820 up. She is looking at the property taxes and stuff. I got 1114 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:42,300 up. She is looking at the property taxes and stuff. I got a lot 1115 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:43,260 up. She is looking at the property taxes and stuff. I got a lot on, I'm 1116 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:44,180 taxes and stuff. I got a lot on, I'm at the 1117 00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:44,700 taxes and stuff. I got a lot on, I'm at the G8. We 1118 00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:45,180 taxes and stuff. I got a lot on, I'm at the G8. We couldn't give 1119 00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:45,540 taxes and stuff. I got a lot on, I'm at the G8. We couldn't give a sheet 1120 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:46,020 at the G8. We couldn't give a sheet you have 1121 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:46,580 at the G8. We couldn't give a sheet you have got a 1122 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,560 at the G8. We couldn't give a sheet you have got a mouse. 1123 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:49,060 at the G8. We couldn't give a sheet you have got a mouse. She had 1124 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:50,020 you have got a mouse. She had managed to 1125 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:50,580 you have got a mouse. She had managed to find an 1126 00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:51,060 you have got a mouse. She had managed to find an estate agent 1127 00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:51,540 managed to find an estate agent who has 1128 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:52,220 managed to find an estate agent who has admitted it 1129 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:52,580 managed to find an estate agent who has admitted it is their 1130 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:57,840 managed to find an estate agent who has admitted it is their fault. 1131 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,200 Let's see who else is knocking on Keir Starmer's door. 1132 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:07,080 THUNDER. 1133 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,600 Leader of the Reform Party, Nigel Farage. 1134 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:19,560 And because it's Halloween, it's a sexy Nigel Farage. 1135 00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:20,820 Lets be 1136 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:21,220 Lets be honest, he 1137 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:21,620 Lets be honest, he is regretting 1138 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:25,080 Lets be honest, he is regretting setting there. 1139 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:25,580 Lets be honest, he is regretting setting there. I think 1140 00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:26,140 Lets be honest, he is regretting setting there. I think it's going 1141 00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:26,860 setting there. I think it's going to go 1142 00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:27,300 setting there. I think it's going to go straight into 1143 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,760 setting there. I think it's going to go straight into a 1144 00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:31,260 setting there. I think it's going to go straight into a racist wank 1145 00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:34,240 setting there. I think it's going to go straight into a racist wank bank. 1146 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:37,720 go straight into a racist wank bank. This is 1147 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:38,220 go straight into a racist wank bank. This is like a 1148 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:38,820 go straight into a racist wank bank. This is like a Christmas card. 1149 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:39,300 go straight into a racist wank bank. This is like a Christmas card. It is 1150 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:39,820 This is like a Christmas card. It is the only 1151 00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:40,340 This is like a Christmas card. It is the only time in 1152 00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:40,820 This is like a Christmas card. It is the only time in my career 1153 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:41,180 This is like a Christmas card. It is the only time in my career I don't 1154 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:41,820 the only time in my career I don't want to 1155 00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:42,340 the only time in my career I don't want to say take 1156 00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:42,820 the only time in my career I don't want to say take it off. 1157 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,080 He's promising to take us on a time warp back to the 1970s, 1158 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,920 with a lurch to the right, then another lurch to the right. 1159 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,560 This week a poll was released that showed more people preferred 1160 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,720 Nigel Farage as Prime Minister than Keir Starmer. 1161 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,400 Don't 1162 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:56,900 Don't these opinion 1163 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:57,640 Don't these opinion polls 1164 00:26:58,140 --> 00:26:58,140 Don't these opinion polls depend on 1165 00:26:58,780 --> 00:26:58,780 Don't these opinion polls depend on how the 1166 00:26:59,260 --> 00:26:59,260 Don't these opinion polls depend on how the question is 1167 00:26:59,740 --> 00:26:59,740 Don't these opinion polls depend on how the question is set up? 1168 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:00,100 Don't these opinion polls depend on how the question is set up? Which do 1169 00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:01,160 how the question is set up? Which do you like 1170 00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:01,660 how the question is set up? Which do you like more, which 1171 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:02,500 how the question is set up? Which do you like more, which do you 1172 00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:02,860 you like more, which do you like more? 1173 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,600 you like more, which do you like more? Keir 1174 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,280 you like more, which do you like more? Keir Starmer 1175 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:06,780 you like more, which do you like more? Keir Starmer or David 1176 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:09,120 you like more, which do you like more? Keir Starmer or David Cameron? 1177 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:09,620 more? Keir Starmer or David Cameron? And then 1178 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:10,300 more? Keir Starmer or David Cameron? And then they ask 1179 00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:10,780 more? Keir Starmer or David Cameron? And then they ask pigs, it 1180 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:11,260 And then they ask pigs, it would have 1181 00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:11,820 And then they ask pigs, it would have been a 1182 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:16,040 And then they ask pigs, it would have been a different setup. 1183 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:16,840 And then they ask pigs, it would have been a different setup. His 1184 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:17,340 have been a different setup. His popularity has 1185 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:18,800 have been a different setup. His popularity has plummeted so 1186 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:19,300 have been a different setup. His popularity has plummeted so low, he 1187 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:19,860 popularity has plummeted so low, he is more 1188 00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:20,380 popularity has plummeted so low, he is more unpopular than 1189 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:20,860 popularity has plummeted so low, he is more unpopular than someone who 1190 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:21,220 is more unpopular than someone who takes a 1191 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,520 is more unpopular than someone who takes a low 1192 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:24,020 is more unpopular than someone who takes a low offer on 1193 00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:25,400 is more unpopular than someone who takes a low offer on The Chase. 1194 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,760 A few days ago, Farage failed in a bid to get us to leave 1195 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,160 the European Commission on Human Rights. 1196 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,400 First Brexit, now the EHCR. 1197 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,040 It seems Nigel Farage's answer to everything is just get out. 1198 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,640 According to a recent poll, Keir Starmer is now the most 1199 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,880 unpopular Prime Minister on record, 1200 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:48,680 with just 13% of voters satisfied with the job he is doing. 1201 00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:49,180 That's only 1202 00:27:49,820 --> 00:27:49,820 That's only 4% more 1203 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:50,300 That's only 4% more than Prince 1204 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:54,400 That's only 4% more than Prince Andrew. 1205 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:54,900 That's only 4% more than Prince Andrew. Labour this 1206 00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:55,420 That's only 4% more than Prince Andrew. Labour this is what 1207 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:55,900 Andrew. Labour this is what Nigel Farage 1208 00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:56,460 Andrew. Labour this is what Nigel Farage did, get 1209 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:56,940 Andrew. Labour this is what Nigel Farage did, get me out 1210 00:27:57,420 --> 00:27:57,420 Andrew. Labour this is what Nigel Farage did, get me out of here, 1211 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:01,520 Andrew. Labour this is what Nigel Farage did, get me out of here, that 1212 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:02,020 Farage did, get me out of here, that started, Keir 1213 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,360 Farage did, get me out of here, that started, Keir Starmer needs 1214 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:03,860 Farage did, get me out of here, that started, Keir Starmer needs to get 1215 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,360 started, Keir Starmer needs to get I am 1216 00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:05,860 started, Keir Starmer needs to get I am going to 1217 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:06,260 started, Keir Starmer needs to get I am going to bang my 1218 00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:06,860 started, Keir Starmer needs to get I am going to bang my box, he 1219 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:07,460 started, Keir Starmer needs to get I am going to bang my box, he needs to 1220 00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:07,980 am going to bang my box, he needs to get on 1221 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:09,280 am going to bang my box, he needs to get on reality TV. 1222 00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:09,780 am going to bang my box, he needs to get on reality TV. Come on 1223 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:10,300 get on reality TV. Come on The Masked 1224 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,880 get on reality TV. Come on The Masked Singer. 1225 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,840 get on reality TV. Come on The Masked Singer. It's 1226 00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:14,340 get on reality TV. Come on The Masked Singer. It's such a 1227 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:14,820 Masked Singer. It's such a good reveal. 1228 00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:15,380 Masked Singer. It's such a good reveal. Liz Truss 1229 00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:16,180 Masked Singer. It's such a good reveal. Liz Truss could come 1230 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:16,700 Masked Singer. It's such a good reveal. Liz Truss could come on, she 1231 00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:17,220 reveal. Liz Truss could come on, she could be 1232 00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:17,740 reveal. Liz Truss could come on, she could be dressed as 1233 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:18,100 reveal. Liz Truss could come on, she could be dressed as a piggy 1234 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:19,680 reveal. Liz Truss could come on, she could be dressed as a piggy bank and 1235 00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:20,180 could be dressed as a piggy bank and saying No 1236 00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:20,860 could be dressed as a piggy bank and saying No Money No 1237 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:27,440 could be dressed as a piggy bank and saying No Money No Cry. 1238 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,320 saying No Money No Cry. You 1239 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:33,400 saying No Money No Cry. You think the 1240 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:36,400 saying No Money No Cry. You think the song is... 1241 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:36,900 saying No Money No Cry. You think the song is... I am 1242 00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:37,420 You think the song is... I am dressed as 1243 00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:45,080 You think the song is... I am dressed as a fruit. 1244 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,280 dressed as a fruit. APPLAUSE 1245 00:28:46,780 --> 00:28:46,780 APPLAUSE I wish 1246 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:47,300 APPLAUSE I wish I had 1247 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:48,060 APPLAUSE I wish I had gone out 1248 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,960 APPLAUSE I wish I had gone out for Halloween. 1249 00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:52,880 I wish I had gone out for Halloween. Are you 1250 00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:55,920 I wish I had gone out for Halloween. Are you always sat 1251 00:28:56,420 --> 00:28:56,420 I wish I had gone out for Halloween. Are you always sat next to 1252 00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:06,200 I wish I had gone out for Halloween. Are you always sat next to penis? 1253 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,440 I 1254 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:09,940 I wish I 1255 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:10,420 I wish I could just... 1256 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,560 I wish I could just... Oh, no. 1257 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,200 That leaves him on the lowest satisfaction rate for any PM 1258 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,160 recorded by Ipsos polls, including Liz Truss. 1259 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,800 Technically, that now makes Keir Starmer less 1260 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,880 popular than a lettuce. 1261 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,480 Meanwhile, Starmer said this week he wants to be Prime Minister 1262 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:28,840 for the next ten years. 1263 00:29:29,340 --> 00:29:29,340 It Keir 1264 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:29,820 It Keir Starmer is 1265 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:30,560 It Keir Starmer is Prime 1266 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:31,060 It Keir Starmer is Prime Minister in 1267 00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:32,920 It Keir Starmer is Prime Minister in 2035, I 1268 00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:33,420 It Keir Starmer is Prime Minister in 2035, I will not 1269 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:35,960 It Keir Starmer is Prime Minister in 2035, I will not just eat 1270 00:29:36,460 --> 00:29:36,460 It Keir Starmer is Prime Minister in 2035, I will not just eat my hat, 1271 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:36,900 2035, I will not just eat my hat, I will 1272 00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:37,460 2035, I will not just eat my hat, I will have a 1273 00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:38,060 2035, I will not just eat my hat, I will have a hat based 1274 00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:40,560 2035, I will not just eat my hat, I will have a hat based diet. 1275 00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:41,060 2035, I will not just eat my hat, I will have a hat based diet. There is 1276 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:41,700 will have a hat based diet. There is no way 1277 00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:42,220 will have a hat based diet. There is no way that is 1278 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:42,580 will have a hat based diet. There is no way that is going to 1279 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:44,840 will have a hat based diet. There is no way that is going to happen. 1280 00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:45,960 no way that is going to happen. Is it? 1281 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:46,460 no way that is going to happen. Is it? We have 1282 00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:47,060 no way that is going to happen. Is it? We have the delusional 1283 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:47,740 it? We have the delusional wish list, 1284 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:48,300 it? We have the delusional wish list, I could 1285 00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:48,660 it? We have the delusional wish list, I could sit in 1286 00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:49,260 it? We have the delusional wish list, I could sit in ten years 1287 00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:49,740 list, I could sit in ten years I want 1288 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:50,300 list, I could sit in ten years I want to be 1289 00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:56,000 list, I could sit in ten years I want to be nine years 1290 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:56,500 list, I could sit in ten years I want to be nine years married to 1291 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,840 want to be nine years married to Pedro 1292 00:29:59,340 --> 00:29:59,340 want to be nine years married to Pedro Pascal. That's 1293 00:29:59,980 --> 00:29:59,980 want to be nine years married to Pedro Pascal. That's my wish 1294 00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:01,960 Pedro Pascal. That's my wish as well. 1295 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,600 There are reports that some MPs have been getting random messages 1296 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,760 from Keir Starmer asking them to grab a beer, 1297 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,600 while others have been invited to try out the new Downing Street 1298 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,320 toaster at breakfast. 1299 00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:11,820 I love 1300 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:12,420 I love that. He 1301 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:13,100 I love that. He is inviting 1302 00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:13,660 I love that. He is inviting them right 1303 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:14,060 I love that. He is inviting them right because he 1304 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:15,020 I love that. He is inviting them right because he has got 1305 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:15,700 I love that. He is inviting them right because he has got a new 1306 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,240 right because he has got a new toaster. 1307 00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:16,740 right because he has got a new toaster. That is 1308 00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:17,220 right because he has got a new toaster. That is you have 1309 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:17,700 right because he has got a new toaster. That is you have lost the 1310 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,000 toaster. That is you have lost the nation. 1311 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:20,500 toaster. That is you have lost the nation. Just my 1312 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:21,100 toaster. That is you have lost the nation. Just my opinion from 1313 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:23,080 toaster. That is you have lost the nation. Just my opinion from over 1314 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:23,580 nation. Just my opinion from over here, I 1315 00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:24,340 nation. Just my opinion from over here, I love that 1316 00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:24,820 nation. Just my opinion from over here, I love that Donald Trump 1317 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:25,300 here, I love that Donald Trump has put 1318 00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:25,860 here, I love that Donald Trump has put a new 1319 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:26,340 here, I love that Donald Trump has put a new wing on 1320 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:26,820 here, I love that Donald Trump has put a new wing on the White 1321 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:27,300 put a new wing on the White House and 1322 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:27,860 put a new wing on the White House and he has 1323 00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:28,340 put a new wing on the White House and he has got a 1324 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:29,520 put a new wing on the White House and he has got a new toaster. 1325 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,280 put a new wing on the White House and he has got a new toaster. He 1326 00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:32,780 and he has got a new toaster. He missed the 1327 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:33,300 and he has got a new toaster. He missed the queues this 1328 00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:33,780 and he has got a new toaster. He missed the queues this week because 1329 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:34,300 missed the queues this week because he burnt 1330 00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:34,820 missed the queues this week because he burnt his tongue 1331 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:35,300 missed the queues this week because he burnt his tongue on a 1332 00:30:35,780 --> 00:30:38,080 missed the queues this week because he burnt his tongue on a pop tart. 1333 00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:38,580 he burnt his tongue on a pop tart. How can 1334 00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:39,120 he burnt his tongue on a pop tart. How can he 1335 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:39,620 he burnt his tongue on a pop tart. How can he win any 1336 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:40,220 he burnt his tongue on a pop tart. How can he win any Reform UK 1337 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:40,700 How can he win any Reform UK voters if 1338 00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:41,260 How can he win any Reform UK voters if he has 1339 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:41,740 How can he win any Reform UK voters if he has turning white 1340 00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:44,200 if he has turning white things brown? 1341 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,320 brown? LAUGHTER 1342 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,960 LAUGHTER APPLAUSE 1343 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,360 So while the Prime Minister tries to win people over 1344 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,000 with toast and a beer, there are rumours that the Mayor 1345 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,640 of Manchester, Andy Burnham, may make a bid for the leadership. 1346 00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:06,640 Which means Keir Starmer's nightmare could end up like this. 1347 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:13,800 Here's Andy! 1348 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:14,300 Here's Andy! That was 1349 00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:17,000 Here's Andy! That was genuinely terrifying. 1350 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,400 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, 1351 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,040 as Reform try to throw disabled people under a three-wheeled bus, 1352 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,480 Plus, we unveil another mystery guest. 1353 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,840 But right now, let's go to the break with another 1354 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,080 spooky tune from our Day 1355 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,120 of the Dead mariachis. 1356 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:38,080 See you soon. 1357 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:47,480 THEY PLAY ADAMS FAMILY THEME 1358 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:57,480 Everybody! 1359 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:58,740 APPLAUSE 1360 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,960 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 1361 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,880 We're joined by Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett. 1362 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,800 We mentioned Nigel Farage earlier in the show, 1363 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,160 but this week his Reform Party have made some headline-grabbing 1364 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,640 statements. 1365 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,040 The man who's been kicked out of more parties than 1366 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,200 Lee Anderson ranted about the Motability scheme and made 1367 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:32,440 this outrageous suggestion. 1368 00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:32,940 It's an 1369 00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:33,760 It's an absolute 1370 00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:34,260 It's an absolute scandal, I 1371 00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:34,880 It's an absolute scandal, I remember 1372 00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:35,380 It's an absolute scandal, I remember back in 1373 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:36,020 It's an absolute scandal, I remember back in the day, 1374 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:36,500 It's an absolute scandal, I remember back in the day, if you 1375 00:32:36,980 --> 00:32:36,980 It's an absolute scandal, I remember back in the day, if you are on 1376 00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:37,460 back in the day, if you are on disability and 1377 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,400 back in the day, if you are on disability and you 1378 00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:39,900 back in the day, if you are on disability and you wanted a 1379 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:40,580 back in the day, if you are on disability and you wanted a car from 1380 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:41,260 disability and you wanted a car from the state, 1381 00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:41,820 disability and you wanted a car from the state, it was 1382 00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:42,780 disability and you wanted a car from the state, it was a blue 1383 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:43,380 the state, it was a blue three wheeler. 1384 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:43,820 wheeler. What's wrong 1385 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:44,500 wheeler. What's wrong with that? 1386 00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:44,980 wheeler. What's wrong with that? Will go 1387 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:45,460 What's wrong with that? Will go back to 1388 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:47,600 What's wrong with that? Will go back to that. 1389 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:48,100 What's wrong with that? Will go back to that. You'll quote 1390 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:48,500 What's wrong with that? Will go back to that. You'll quote me on 1391 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,320 What's wrong with that? Will go back to that. You'll quote me on that. 1392 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,840 Yeah, we will quote you on that, Lee. 1393 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,480 Secondly, those cars were banned in 2003 cos they were prone 1394 00:32:55,480 --> 00:33:00,400 to catching on fire. 1395 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:00,900 I know 1396 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:01,500 I know we have 1397 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:01,980 I know we have fewer bits 1398 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:02,700 I know we have fewer bits but we 1399 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:03,180 I know we have fewer bits but we don't need 1400 00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:03,660 I know we have fewer bits but we don't need your wheels. 1401 00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:04,420 I know we have fewer bits but we don't need your wheels. I think 1402 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:04,940 don't need your wheels. I think the Anderson 1403 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:05,500 don't need your wheels. I think the Anderson wanted to 1404 00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:05,980 don't need your wheels. I think the Anderson wanted to get rid 1405 00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:06,460 don't need your wheels. I think the Anderson wanted to get rid of one 1406 00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:06,940 Anderson wanted to get rid of one of the 1407 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:07,500 Anderson wanted to get rid of one of the tyres because 1408 00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:07,980 Anderson wanted to get rid of one of the tyres because he heard 1409 00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:08,580 Anderson wanted to get rid of one of the tyres because he heard it was 1410 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:09,180 the tyres because he heard it was a Pirelli 1411 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:09,620 the tyres because he heard it was a Pirelli and Brexit 1412 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:12,400 the tyres because he heard it was a Pirelli and Brexit means Brexit. 1413 00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:13,400 Pirelli and Brexit means Brexit. They were 1414 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:13,900 Pirelli and Brexit means Brexit. They were built in 1415 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:17,440 Pirelli and Brexit means Brexit. They were built in 1948. 1416 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,080 Pirelli and Brexit means Brexit. They were built in 1948. Round 1417 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:18,580 They were built in 1948. Round about the 1418 00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:19,140 They were built in 1948. Round about the same time 1419 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:19,620 They were built in 1948. Round about the same time as the 1420 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:25,440 They were built in 1948. Round about the same time as the Paralympics. 1421 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,160 the same time as the Paralympics. They 1422 00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:26,660 the same time as the Paralympics. They were in 1423 00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:27,260 the same time as the Paralympics. They were in legs don't 1424 00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:29,240 the same time as the Paralympics. They were in legs don't work wagon. 1425 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:29,800 They were in legs don't work wagon. This 1426 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:30,800 They were in legs don't work wagon. This is me 1427 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,800 They were in legs don't work wagon. This is me with one... 1428 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,600 They were in legs don't work wagon. This is me with one... It 1429 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:35,100 They were in legs don't work wagon. This is me with one... It looks like 1430 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:35,500 This is me with one... It looks like a disabled 1431 00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:36,060 This is me with one... It looks like a disabled person has 1432 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:36,540 This is me with one... It looks like a disabled person has driven into 1433 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,840 a disabled person has driven into me. 1434 00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:41,340 a disabled person has driven into me. It looks 1435 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:41,820 a disabled person has driven into me. It looks like you 1436 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:42,300 a disabled person has driven into me. It looks like you can't work 1437 00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:42,780 me. It looks like you can't work out how 1438 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:43,340 me. It looks like you can't work out how to get 1439 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:52,840 me. It looks like you can't work out how to get in. 1440 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:54,840 The 1441 00:33:55,340 --> 00:33:55,340 The shittest top 1442 00:33:55,820 --> 00:33:55,820 The shittest top gear. It 1443 00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:56,540 The shittest top gear. It doesn't have 1444 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,200 The shittest top gear. It doesn't have power steering. 1445 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,080 It might wobble and look a bit strange, 1446 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,560 but it gets the job done. 1447 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:06,880 And it's sitting on a three-wheeled car. 1448 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,520 Meanwhile, MP for Runcorn Sara Pochin said 1449 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,560 on Talk TV, "It drives me mad 1450 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,160 when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people." 1451 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,120 Nigel Farage said her comments were ugly but not racist. 1452 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:21,920 Which is also his Tinder profile. 1453 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:29,240 Anyone wanna take this? 1454 00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:29,740 Oh, my 1455 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:30,100 Oh, my God, it 1456 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:30,700 Oh, my God, it drives me 1457 00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:31,560 Oh, my God, it drives me mad when 1458 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,080 Oh, my God, it drives me mad when I 1459 00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:32,580 Oh, my God, it drives me mad when I see black 1460 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:33,180 Oh, my God, it drives me mad when I see black people on 1461 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,280 Oh, my God, it drives me mad when I see black people on commercials, 1462 00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:34,780 see black people on commercials, I am 1463 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:35,580 see black people on commercials, I am just like, 1464 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,960 see black people on commercials, I am just like, I 1465 00:34:37,460 --> 00:34:37,460 see black people on commercials, I am just like, I auditioned for 1466 00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:38,060 am just like, I auditioned for that one, 1467 00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:38,620 am just like, I auditioned for that one, I auditioned 1468 00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:39,220 am just like, I auditioned for that one, I auditioned for...! There 1469 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:39,660 am just like, I auditioned for that one, I auditioned for...! There is a 1470 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,120 one, I auditioned for...! There is a limit! 1471 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,160 one, I auditioned for...! There is a limit! It 1472 00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:44,660 one, I auditioned for...! There is a limit! It is all 1473 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:45,300 one, I auditioned for...! There is a limit! It is all right, I 1474 00:34:45,780 --> 00:34:45,780 limit! It is all right, I auditioned for 1475 00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:49,120 limit! It is all right, I auditioned for them too. 1476 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:49,620 limit! It is all right, I auditioned for them too. That one 1477 00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:50,140 limit! It is all right, I auditioned for them too. That one where you 1478 00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:50,620 for them too. That one where you play a 1479 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:55,240 for them too. That one where you play a lunchbox... 1480 00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:55,740 for them too. That one where you play a lunchbox... You were 1481 00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:56,300 for them too. That one where you play a lunchbox... You were a shoe 1482 00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:56,780 play a lunchbox... You were a shoe in for 1483 00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:57,960 play a lunchbox... You were a shoe in for that one. 1484 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,680 play a lunchbox... You were a shoe in for that one. I 1485 00:34:59,180 --> 00:34:59,180 play a lunchbox... You were a shoe in for that one. I thought Alex 1486 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,200 in for that one. I thought Alex was... 1487 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,840 As Alan Partridge returns to our screens in a new series 1488 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,200 about mental health, there was a moment of what's called 1489 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,280 Accidental Partridge this week, 1490 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,920 as the King opened the UK's first LGBT Armed Forces memorial. 1491 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,040 Watch the chair of trustees of Fighting for Pride, 1492 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:16,640 Ed Hall, in action. 1493 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,280 In 1494 00:35:17,780 --> 00:35:17,780 In the Second 1495 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:18,140 In the Second World War 1496 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:18,640 In the Second World War and 1497 00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:19,140 In the Second World War and the First 1498 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:19,740 In the Second World War and the First World War, 1499 00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:20,340 In the Second World War and the First World War, people really 1500 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,280 In the Second World War and the First World War, people really cared 1501 00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:21,780 First World War, people really cared about your 1502 00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:22,340 First World War, people really cared about your sexuality, because 1503 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:22,940 about your sexuality, because why would 1504 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,240 about your sexuality, because why would you? 1505 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:24,800 about your sexuality, because why would you? Nobody 1506 00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:25,300 about your sexuality, because why would you? Nobody ever said, 1507 00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:25,860 would you? Nobody ever said, don't save 1508 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:26,300 would you? Nobody ever said, don't save my life, 1509 00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:26,900 would you? Nobody ever said, don't save my life, you are 1510 00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:31,880 would you? Nobody ever said, don't save my life, you are a lesbian! 1511 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:32,380 save my life, you are a lesbian! Oh, my 1512 00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:33,220 save my life, you are a lesbian! Oh, my God, that 1513 00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:36,680 save my life, you are a lesbian! Oh, my God, that is amazing! 1514 00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:37,180 my God, that is amazing! Clinically put, 1515 00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:37,740 my God, that is amazing! Clinically put, but a 1516 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:39,720 my God, that is amazing! Clinically put, but a lovely sentiment. 1517 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:40,240 my God, that is amazing! Clinically put, but a lovely sentiment. It 1518 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:40,740 put, but a lovely sentiment. It sounds like 1519 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,560 put, but a lovely sentiment. It sounds like the sickest 1520 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:43,060 put, but a lovely sentiment. It sounds like the sickest album that 1521 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:43,620 sounds like the sickest album that will definitely 1522 00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:44,180 sounds like the sickest album that will definitely win the 1523 00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:47,160 will definitely win the Mercury Prize. 1524 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,800 All right, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest. 1525 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,480 Joel and Desiree have to identify them. 1526 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:57,520 Can we have this week's mystery guest, please? 1527 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,360 Oh, 1528 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,360 Oh, mystery 1529 00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:00,860 Oh, mystery guest # 1530 00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:01,580 Oh, mystery guest # I want 1531 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:02,060 Oh, mystery guest # I want to get 1532 00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:02,540 Oh, mystery guest # I want to get close to 1533 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:10,440 Oh, mystery guest # I want to get close to you... 1534 00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:10,940 # I want to get close to you... # Move 1535 00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:11,540 # I want to get close to you... # Move your body 1536 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:12,020 # I want to get close to you... # Move your body close to 1537 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:15,080 # I want to get close to you... # Move your body close to mine... # 1538 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:20,200 Josh, Alex, who is the mystery guest? 1539 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,360 The mystery 1540 00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:21,860 The mystery guest as 1541 00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:22,220 The mystery guest as the dog, 1542 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:22,700 The mystery guest as the dog, just to 1543 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:23,840 The mystery guest as the dog, just to be 1544 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,760 The mystery guest as the dog, just to be clear, 1545 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,280 The mystery guest as the dog, just to be clear, Winston 1546 00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:25,780 The mystery guest as the dog, just to be clear, Winston was in 1547 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:26,680 The mystery guest as the dog, just to be clear, Winston was in the 1548 00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:27,180 to be clear, Winston was in the news this 1549 00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:27,740 to be clear, Winston was in the news this week, but 1550 00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:28,340 to be clear, Winston was in the news this week, but why? Can 1551 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:28,700 to be clear, Winston was in the news this week, but why? Can we have 1552 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:29,300 this week, but why? Can we have the dramatic 1553 00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:29,740 this week, but why? Can we have the dramatic lighting change, 1554 00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:32,720 this week, but why? Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please? 1555 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:35,880 dramatic lighting change, please? LAUGHTER 1556 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,760 This is Wilson, he was in the news this week, but why? 1557 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,880 He's part of a sausage dog choir that have been cautioned by police 1558 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,040 due to noise pollution. 1559 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,200 He's part of a fancy dress sausage dog Halloween parade that has been 1560 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,040 banned from all Royal Parks for being too busy. 1561 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,680 He's part of a record breaking six sausage-dog pyramid display team 1562 00:36:53,680 --> 00:37:03,640 that have been banned from this year's Crufts for stealing focus. 1563 00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:04,820 He is 1564 00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:05,220 He is looking dead 1565 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:08,400 He is looking dead at me! 1566 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:08,900 He is looking dead at me! You can 1567 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:09,260 He is looking dead at me! You can ask Winston 1568 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:09,860 He is looking dead at me! You can ask Winston any questions 1569 00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:10,340 He is looking dead at me! You can ask Winston any questions you want. 1570 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:11,440 ask Winston any questions you want. What 1571 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:11,940 ask Winston any questions you want. What do you 1572 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:14,360 ask Winston any questions you want. What do you think? 1573 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:14,860 ask Winston any questions you want. What do you think? I feel 1574 00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:15,840 ask Winston any questions you want. What do you think? I feel like it 1575 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:16,340 What do you think? I feel like it would take 1576 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:16,900 What do you think? I feel like it would take more than 1577 00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:17,380 What do you think? I feel like it would take more than six sausage 1578 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:17,860 would take more than six sausage dogs to 1579 00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:18,540 would take more than six sausage dogs to break a 1580 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:18,900 would take more than six sausage dogs to break a record for 1581 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,280 would take more than six sausage dogs to break a record for anything. 1582 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:20,780 dogs to break a record for anything. Sorry, how 1583 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:21,340 dogs to break a record for anything. Sorry, how many do 1584 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:21,940 dogs to break a record for anything. Sorry, how many do you think 1585 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:23,840 Sorry, how many do you think would make...? 1586 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:24,340 Sorry, how many do you think would make...? If you 1587 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:24,940 Sorry, how many do you think would make...? If you get enough 1588 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:25,640 Sorry, how many do you think would make...? If you get enough sausage 1589 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:26,140 make...? If you get enough sausage dogs for 1590 00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:26,660 make...? If you get enough sausage dogs for the base, 1591 00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:27,020 make...? If you get enough sausage dogs for the base, you could 1592 00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:27,780 make...? If you get enough sausage dogs for the base, you could go up 1593 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:28,300 dogs for the base, you could go up indefinitely, I 1594 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:29,840 dogs for the base, you could go up indefinitely, I would say. 1595 00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:30,340 dogs for the base, you could go up indefinitely, I would say. I will 1596 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:31,100 indefinitely, I would say. I will be honest, 1597 00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:31,660 indefinitely, I would say. I will be honest, I didn't 1598 00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:32,140 indefinitely, I would say. I will be honest, I didn't listen to 1599 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:32,500 indefinitely, I would say. I will be honest, I didn't listen to any of 1600 00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:33,140 honest, I didn't listen to any of the options. 1601 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:33,860 honest, I didn't listen to any of the options. There is 1602 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:34,340 honest, I didn't listen to any of the options. There is a lot 1603 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,840 the options. There is a lot going on! 1604 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:37,340 the options. There is a lot going on! It is 1605 00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:37,860 the options. There is a lot going on! It is a busy 1606 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,520 the options. There is a lot going on! It is a busy show! 1607 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:42,020 on! It is a busy show! White, pyramid, 1608 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:42,460 on! It is a busy show! White, pyramid, Halloween costume 1609 00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:46,680 on! It is a busy show! White, pyramid, Halloween costume or choir? 1610 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:47,180 pyramid, Halloween costume or choir? Can we...? 1611 00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:48,060 pyramid, Halloween costume or choir? Can we...? Can we 1612 00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:48,540 pyramid, Halloween costume or choir? Can we...? Can we hear any 1613 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:49,140 pyramid, Halloween costume or choir? Can we...? Can we hear any kind of 1614 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:55,880 Can we...? Can we hear any kind of noise? 1615 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:56,480 Can we...? Can we hear any kind of noise? Hmm... 1616 00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:56,980 Can we...? Can we hear any kind of noise? Hmm... I keep 1617 00:37:57,580 --> 00:37:57,580 Can we...? Can we hear any kind of noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's 1618 00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:57,940 noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's going to 1619 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:58,680 noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's going to start 1620 00:37:58,680 --> 00:37:59,200 noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's going to start chewing 1621 00:37:59,700 --> 00:37:59,700 noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's going to start chewing on my 1622 00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:00,180 noise? Hmm... I keep worrying he's going to start chewing on my foot. I 1623 00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:00,540 going to start chewing on my foot. I am worried 1624 00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:01,220 going to start chewing on my foot. I am worried he is 1625 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:01,700 going to start chewing on my foot. I am worried he is going to 1626 00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:02,060 going to start chewing on my foot. I am worried he is going to do more 1627 00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:02,700 am worried he is going to do more than sure 1628 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:03,100 am worried he is going to do more than sure your foot! 1629 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:04,200 We'll reveal the mystery guest after the break, 1630 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,840 and we'll end the show with either 1631 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,080 a Halloween sausage dog parade, 1632 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,200 a sausage dog choir performance, or a record-breaking six 1633 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,280 sausage-dog pyramid display. 1634 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,000 See you soon. 1635 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,320 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 1636 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,480 We're joined by Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett. 1637 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,400 Before the break, we challenged our guests 1638 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,280 to work out how this sausage dog was connected to the news. 1639 00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:03,720 Can we have the options again, please? 1640 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:05,920 This is Winston. 1641 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,040 He's part of a sausage dog choir that have been cautioned by police 1642 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,080 due to noise pollution. 1643 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,240 He's part of a fancy dress sausage dog Halloween parade that has been 1644 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:15,360 banned from all Royal Parks for being too busy. 1645 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,760 He's part of a record-breaking six sausage-dog pyramid display team 1646 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:22,840 that have been banned from this year's Crufts for stealing focus. 1647 00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:23,340 What is 1648 00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:23,980 What is your answer, 1649 00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:24,340 What is your answer, what do 1650 00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:24,940 What is your answer, what do you think? 1651 00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:26,640 What is your answer, what do you think? If 1652 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,240 What is your answer, what do you think? If it 1653 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:27,740 What is your answer, what do you think? If it is not 1654 00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:28,460 What is your answer, what do you think? If it is not the singing 1655 00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:28,940 think? If it is not the singing one, singers 1656 00:39:29,740 --> 00:39:29,740 think? If it is not the singing one, singers sing all 1657 00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:30,220 think? If it is not the singing one, singers sing all the time, 1658 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:31,020 think? If it is not the singing one, singers sing all the time, and it 1659 00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:31,820 singers sing all the time, and it is not 1660 00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:32,380 singers sing all the time, and it is not the pyramid, 1661 00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:32,980 singers sing all the time, and it is not the pyramid, I think 1662 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:33,580 singers sing all the time, and it is not the pyramid, I think it is 1663 00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:34,260 not the pyramid, I think it is the spooky 1664 00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:34,820 not the pyramid, I think it is the spooky costume one. 1665 00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:35,300 not the pyramid, I think it is the spooky costume one. What do 1666 00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:35,900 spooky costume one. What do you think? 1667 00:39:36,740 --> 00:39:36,740 spooky costume one. What do you think? I think 1668 00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:37,540 spooky costume one. What do you think? I think it might 1669 00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:38,140 spooky costume one. What do you think? I think it might be the 1670 00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:38,620 think? I think it might be the pyramid, you 1671 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:39,300 think? I think it might be the pyramid, you know, I 1672 00:39:40,220 --> 00:39:40,220 think? I think it might be the pyramid, you know, I can just 1673 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:41,240 pyramid, you know, I can just imagine him 1674 00:39:41,740 --> 00:39:41,740 pyramid, you know, I can just imagine him standing on 1675 00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:43,640 imagine him standing on five friends. 1676 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:44,640 imagine him standing on five friends. You are 1677 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,200 imagine him standing on five friends. You are going 1678 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:45,700 imagine him standing on five friends. You are going pyramid, I 1679 00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:46,420 friends. You are going pyramid, I am going 1680 00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:46,980 friends. You are going pyramid, I am going Halloween, like, 1681 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:48,760 friends. You are going pyramid, I am going Halloween, like, the costume. 1682 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:49,260 going Halloween, like, the costume. Can we 1683 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:50,100 going Halloween, like, the costume. Can we have the 1684 00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:50,460 going Halloween, like, the costume. Can we have the correct answer, 1685 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:56,080 Can we have the correct answer, please? 1686 00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:56,580 Can we have the correct answer, please? It is 1687 00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:57,280 Can we have the correct answer, please? It is Halloween! 1688 00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:57,780 Can we have the correct answer, please? It is Halloween! Did you 1689 00:39:58,260 --> 00:39:58,260 please? It is Halloween! Did you want more 1690 00:39:58,940 --> 00:39:58,940 please? It is Halloween! Did you want more tension? I 1691 00:39:59,340 --> 00:39:59,340 please? It is Halloween! Did you want more tension? I don't know, 1692 00:39:59,820 --> 00:39:59,820 want more tension? I don't know, I couldn't 1693 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,640 want more tension? I don't know, I couldn't tell! 1694 00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:02,140 want more tension? I don't know, I couldn't tell! It came 1695 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:02,500 want more tension? I don't know, I couldn't tell! It came out pretty 1696 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:05,800 couldn't tell! It came out pretty quick. 1697 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:06,300 couldn't tell! It came out pretty quick. How long 1698 00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:07,320 couldn't tell! It came out pretty quick. How long has the 1699 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:07,820 quick. How long has the Halloween much 1700 00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:08,380 quick. How long has the Halloween much been going 1701 00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:08,980 quick. How long has the Halloween much been going on? Eight 1702 00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:10,320 quick. How long has the Halloween much been going on? Eight years. 1703 00:40:10,820 --> 00:40:10,820 much been going on? Eight years. And why 1704 00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:11,380 much been going on? Eight years. And why was it 1705 00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:11,980 much been going on? Eight years. And why was it a band 1706 00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:12,460 much been going on? Eight years. And why was it a band this year? 1707 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,440 much been going on? Eight years. And why was it a band this year? It 1708 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:15,940 why was it a band this year? It got too 1709 00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:16,660 why was it a band this year? It got too many big, 1710 00:40:17,260 --> 00:40:17,260 why was it a band this year? It got too many big, there were 1711 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:17,740 why was it a band this year? It got too many big, there were over 1000 1712 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:23,800 too many big, there were over 1000 people. 1713 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:24,300 too many big, there were over 1000 people. 1000 sausage 1714 00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:25,800 too many big, there were over 1000 people. 1000 sausage dogs, yeah. 1715 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:26,640 too many big, there were over 1000 people. 1000 sausage dogs, yeah. So 1716 00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:27,140 people. 1000 sausage dogs, yeah. So you had 1717 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:27,660 people. 1000 sausage dogs, yeah. So you had to cancel? 1718 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:28,020 people. 1000 sausage dogs, yeah. So you had to cancel? How do 1719 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:28,500 you had to cancel? How do people come 1720 00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:29,180 you had to cancel? How do people come from other 1721 00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:33,240 you had to cancel? How do people come from other countries? Yeah! 1722 00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:33,740 come from other countries? Yeah! Sausage dog 1723 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:34,300 come from other countries? Yeah! Sausage dog army. Did 1724 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:34,780 come from other countries? Yeah! Sausage dog army. Did they all 1725 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:35,260 come from other countries? Yeah! Sausage dog army. Did they all go in 1726 00:40:35,740 --> 00:40:37,960 Sausage dog army. Did they all go in a line? 1727 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:38,460 Sausage dog army. Did they all go in a line? Just all 1728 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:40,960 Sausage dog army. Did they all go in a line? Just all around? 1729 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:41,460 Sausage dog army. Did they all go in a line? Just all around? What sort 1730 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:41,900 a line? Just all around? What sort of costumes 1731 00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:42,460 a line? Just all around? What sort of costumes do you 1732 00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:47,840 a line? Just all around? What sort of costumes do you get? 1733 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,000 a line? Just all around? What sort of costumes do you get? Chucky 1734 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:50,500 a line? Just all around? What sort of costumes do you get? Chucky is a 1735 00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:51,140 of costumes do you get? Chucky is a classic, mariachi, 1736 00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:54,040 of costumes do you get? Chucky is a classic, mariachi, pumpkins. 1737 00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:54,540 classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I 1738 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,360 classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I want 1739 00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:55,860 classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I want to go 1740 00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:56,360 classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I want to go now. 1741 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,840 classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I want to go now. Hopefully! 1742 00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,520 classic, mariachi, pumpkins. Nuns... I want to go now. Hopefully! The 1743 00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:00,020 I want to go now. Hopefully! The problem with 1744 00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:00,740 I want to go now. Hopefully! The problem with too many 1745 00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:01,280 I want to go now. Hopefully! The problem with too many sausage 1746 00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:01,780 problem with too many sausage dogs and 1747 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:02,700 problem with too many sausage dogs and people, I 1748 00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:03,180 problem with too many sausage dogs and people, I don't know, 1749 00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:03,660 problem with too many sausage dogs and people, I don't know, it doesn't 1750 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,400 and people, I don't know, it doesn't seem... 1751 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:05,900 and people, I don't know, it doesn't seem... It is 1752 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:06,500 and people, I don't know, it doesn't seem... It is not getting 1753 00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:06,980 and people, I don't know, it doesn't seem... It is not getting glarey, is 1754 00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:07,840 seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? 1755 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,360 seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? It 1756 00:41:08,860 --> 00:41:08,860 seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? It is not 1757 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:09,880 seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? It is not like 1758 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,400 seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? It is not like too 1759 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:10,900 seem... It is not getting glarey, is it? It is not like too many football 1760 00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:11,540 it? It is not like too many football fans, does 1761 00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:11,940 it? It is not like too many football fans, does it boot 1762 00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:14,520 it? It is not like too many football fans, does it boot off? 1763 00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:15,020 it? It is not like too many football fans, does it boot off? Well, what 1764 00:41:15,780 --> 00:41:15,780 fans, does it boot off? Well, what scared Hyde 1765 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:16,340 fans, does it boot off? Well, what scared Hyde Park does 1766 00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:16,940 fans, does it boot off? Well, what scared Hyde Park does not scare 1767 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:17,900 scared Hyde Park does not scare us, at 1768 00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:18,580 scared Hyde Park does not scare us, at the end 1769 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:19,060 scared Hyde Park does not scare us, at the end of the 1770 00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:19,540 scared Hyde Park does not scare us, at the end of the show we 1771 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:19,900 scared Hyde Park does not scare us, at the end of the show we will have 1772 00:41:20,540 --> 00:41:20,540 at the end of the show we will have a Halloween 1773 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:21,060 at the end of the show we will have a Halloween sausage dog 1774 00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:21,420 at the end of the show we will have a Halloween sausage dog parade in 1775 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:22,400 a Halloween sausage dog parade in the studio, 1776 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:22,900 a Halloween sausage dog parade in the studio, please thank 1777 00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:23,260 a Halloween sausage dog parade in the studio, please thank the owner 1778 00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:27,840 the studio, please thank the owner of Winston! 1779 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,960 Josh has been separating the tricks from the treats 1780 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,200 from the last seven days. 1781 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,880 Josh, what have you got for us? 1782 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,280 Would you like to see a very brave grown-up deal 1783 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,840 with a Halloween scare in this spooky scene? 1784 00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:39,920 Yes, please! 1785 00:41:57,540 --> 00:41:57,540 Now, when 1786 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,200 Now, when I 1787 00:41:58,700 --> 00:41:58,700 Now, when I think of 1788 00:41:59,060 --> 00:41:59,060 Now, when I think of Halloween, what 1789 00:41:59,540 --> 00:42:04,840 Now, when I think of Halloween, what I think 1790 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:05,340 Now, when I think of Halloween, what I think of is 1791 00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:05,820 Now, when I think of Halloween, what I think of is parkour fails, 1792 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:06,300 I think of is parkour fails, so would 1793 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:06,860 I think of is parkour fails, so would you like 1794 00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:07,340 I think of is parkour fails, so would you like to see 1795 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,040 I think of is parkour fails, so would you like to see the 1796 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:08,540 would you like to see the greatest parkour 1797 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:09,420 would you like to see the greatest parkour fail of 1798 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:09,900 would you like to see the greatest parkour fail of 2025 in 1799 00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:10,380 parkour fail of 2025 in this hilarious 1800 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,440 parkour fail of 2025 in this hilarious clip?! 1801 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,520 parkour fail of 2025 in this hilarious clip?! Absolutely! 1802 00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:14,020 parkour fail of 2025 in this hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here 1803 00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:16,320 hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here he goes. 1804 00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:16,820 hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here he goes. He is 1805 00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:17,580 hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here he goes. He is sizing it 1806 00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:18,440 hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here he goes. He is sizing it up. 1807 00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:18,940 hilarious clip?! Absolutely! So here he goes. He is sizing it up. Here we 1808 00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:21,560 he goes. He is sizing it up. Here we go. 1809 00:42:22,060 --> 00:42:24,920 he goes. He is sizing it up. Here we go. You will! 1810 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:25,420 he goes. He is sizing it up. Here we go. You will! He has 1811 00:42:25,940 --> 00:42:25,940 he goes. He is sizing it up. Here we go. You will! He has done it. 1812 00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:31,080 go. You will! He has done it. Oh, no! 1813 00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:31,580 go. You will! He has done it. Oh, no! The full 1814 00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:34,080 go. You will! He has done it. Oh, no! The full slow 180... 1815 00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:34,580 go. You will! He has done it. Oh, no! The full slow 180... So lucky 1816 00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:35,100 no! The full slow 180... So lucky to have 1817 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:35,660 no! The full slow 180... So lucky to have a camera 1818 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:36,140 no! The full slow 180... So lucky to have a camera on that. 1819 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:39,600 no! The full slow 180... So lucky to have a camera on that. Imagine 1820 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:40,100 have a camera on that. Imagine having two 1821 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:40,500 have a camera on that. Imagine having two on it! 1822 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:41,100 have a camera on that. Imagine having two on it! Would you 1823 00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:41,460 have a camera on that. Imagine having two on it! Would you like to 1824 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:42,100 having two on it! Would you like to see a 1825 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:42,520 having two on it! Would you like to see a second 1826 00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:43,020 having two on it! Would you like to see a second angle on 1827 00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:43,780 having two on it! Would you like to see a second angle on the same 1828 00:42:44,260 --> 00:42:44,260 see a second angle on the same incident? It 1829 00:42:44,820 --> 00:42:44,820 see a second angle on the same incident? It is like 1830 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:47,680 see a second angle on the same incident? It is like Sky Sports! 1831 00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:48,180 incident? It is like Sky Sports! This clip 1832 00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:48,860 incident? It is like Sky Sports! This clip is equally 1833 00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:54,120 incident? It is like Sky Sports! This clip is equally hilarious. 1834 00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:54,620 incident? It is like Sky Sports! This clip is equally hilarious. I am 1835 00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:55,180 This clip is equally hilarious. I am not making 1836 00:42:55,580 --> 00:42:55,580 This clip is equally hilarious. I am not making it, obviously 1837 00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:56,060 This clip is equally hilarious. I am not making it, obviously I am 1838 00:42:56,540 --> 00:42:56,540 not making it, obviously I am not making 1839 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,120 not making it, obviously I am not making it. 1840 00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:57,620 not making it, obviously I am not making it. You can 1841 00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,040 not making it, obviously I am not making it. You can make it. 1842 00:42:59,540 --> 00:42:59,540 not making it, obviously I am not making it. You can make it. There he 1843 00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:04,240 making it. You can make it. There he goes! 1844 00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:04,740 making it. You can make it. There he goes! Oh, no! 1845 00:43:05,220 --> 00:43:05,220 making it. You can make it. There he goes! Oh, no! It is 1846 00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:05,820 making it. You can make it. There he goes! Oh, no! It is all right, 1847 00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,360 making it. You can make it. There he goes! Oh, no! It is all right, he 1848 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:07,860 goes! Oh, no! It is all right, he gets out, 1849 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,600 goes! Oh, no! It is all right, he gets out, he is... 1850 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,200 APPLAUSE 1851 00:43:23,140 --> 00:43:23,140 Yes! It 1852 00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:23,660 Yes! It is good 1853 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,600 Yes! It is good stuff. 1854 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,760 We are about to end the show with a Halloween sausage dog parade, 1855 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,080 but before we do, would you please thank our guests, 1856 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,760 Desiree Burch and Joel Dommett! 1857 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:40,720 And my co-hosts, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. 1858 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,920 We'll be back next week with comedian Judi Love, 1859 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,480 TikToker GK Barry and leader of the Green Party Zack Polanski. 1860 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,400 Right now, though, it's time for the event 1861 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,760 that was too hot for Hyde Park to handle - 1862 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:59,000 the Halloween sausage dog parade! 1863 00:43:59,500 --> 00:43:59,500 CHEERING AND 1864 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:03,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1865 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:07,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE MUSIC PLAYS 1866 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,080 The first sausage dog is Winston. 1867 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,680 Winston is a mini Dachshund, he's eight years old, 1868 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:19,320 and he's dressed as Count Winston von Barkula. 1869 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:25,120 He's a passionate meat connoisseur, isn't really into toys, 1870 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,720 and he can usually be found sunbathing, 1871 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:27,840 supervising the kitchen, 1872 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:36,160 or perfecting his "I deserve a treat" face. 1873 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:36,720 Our 1874 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,920 Our second 1875 00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:38,420 Our second dog is 1876 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:39,100 Our second dog is Huxley, here 1877 00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:39,700 Our second dog is Huxley, here is Huxley, 1878 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,080 Our second dog is Huxley, here is Huxley, who 1879 00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:41,580 Our second dog is Huxley, here is Huxley, who recently turned 1880 00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:41,940 Huxley, who recently turned 13, absolutely 1881 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:43,360 Huxley, who recently turned 13, absolutely loves cheese. 1882 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:43,860 Huxley, who recently turned 13, absolutely loves cheese. He was 1883 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:47,920 Huxley, who recently turned 13, absolutely loves cheese. He was in 1884 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:48,420 absolutely loves cheese. He was in season four 1885 00:44:49,140 --> 00:44:49,140 absolutely loves cheese. He was in season four of the 1886 00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:49,740 absolutely loves cheese. He was in season four of the Crown as 1887 00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:50,220 season four of the Crown as Princess Margaret's 1888 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,800 season four of the Crown as Princess Margaret's dog! 1889 00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:53,300 season four of the Crown as Princess Margaret's dog! And our 1890 00:44:53,780 --> 00:44:53,780 season four of the Crown as Princess Margaret's dog! And our final dog, 1891 00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:54,260 Margaret's dog! And our final dog, last but 1892 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,920 Margaret's dog! And our final dog, last but not 1893 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,760 Margaret's dog! And our final dog, last but not leash, 1894 00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:01,520 Margaret's dog! And our final dog, last but not leash, this is 1895 00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:02,020 last but not leash, this is Otter, her 1896 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:02,640 last but not leash, this is Otter, her Halloween 1897 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:03,160 last but not leash, this is Otter, her Halloween name 1898 00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:03,660 last but not leash, this is Otter, her Halloween name is to 1899 00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:04,140 last but not leash, this is Otter, her Halloween name is to erotic, she 1900 00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:04,620 her Halloween name is to erotic, she loves being 1901 00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:08,640 her Halloween name is to erotic, she loves being carried around! 1902 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:09,880 her Halloween name is to erotic, she loves being carried around! She once 1903 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:10,380 loves being carried around! She once went into 1904 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:11,320 loves being carried around! She once went into the park 1905 00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:11,820 loves being carried around! She once went into the park ranger's garden, 1906 00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:12,300 went into the park ranger's garden, the police 1907 00:45:12,860 --> 00:45:12,860 went into the park ranger's garden, the police had to 1908 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:13,460 went into the park ranger's garden, the police had to be called, 1909 00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:14,180 went into the park ranger's garden, the police had to be called, she is 1910 00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:14,700 the police had to be called, she is a massive 1911 00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:15,260 the police had to be called, she is a massive diva, she 1912 00:45:15,740 --> 00:45:15,740 the police had to be called, she is a massive diva, she gets someone 1913 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:16,220 a massive diva, she gets someone else to 1914 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:16,780 a massive diva, she gets someone else to sniff arses 1915 00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:18,400 a massive diva, she gets someone else to sniff arses for her! 1916 00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:18,900 a massive diva, she gets someone else to sniff arses for her! Can you 1917 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,080 else to sniff arses for her! Can you please 1918 00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:20,580 else to sniff arses for her! Can you please pick the 1919 00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:21,060 else to sniff arses for her! Can you please pick the winner? They 1920 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:21,720 else to sniff arses for her! Can you please pick the winner? They are 1921 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:22,220 please pick the winner? They are amazing, I 1922 00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:22,900 please pick the winner? They are amazing, I love this 1923 00:45:23,260 --> 00:45:23,260 please pick the winner? They are amazing, I love this tongue sticking 1924 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:23,900 amazing, I love this tongue sticking out, it 1925 00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:24,960 amazing, I love this tongue sticking out, it is so 1926 00:45:25,460 --> 00:45:25,460 amazing, I love this tongue sticking out, it is so cute, but 1927 00:45:26,180 --> 00:45:26,180 amazing, I love this tongue sticking out, it is so cute, but come on, 1928 00:45:26,740 --> 00:45:26,740 out, it is so cute, but come on, the aliens 1929 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:27,420 out, it is so cute, but come on, the aliens popping out, 1930 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,600 out, it is so cute, but come on, the aliens popping out, that 1931 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:29,100 out, it is so cute, but come on, the aliens popping out, that has got 1932 00:45:29,580 --> 00:45:29,580 aliens popping out, that has got to win! 1933 00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:30,140 aliens popping out, that has got to win! We have 1934 00:45:30,620 --> 00:45:37,400 aliens popping out, that has got to win! We have our winner! 1935 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:37,900 aliens popping out, that has got to win! We have our winner! With the 1936 00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:41,680 win! We have our winner! With the floppy tongue! 1937 00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:42,180 win! We have our winner! With the floppy tongue! Thanks for 1938 00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:43,020 floppy tongue! Thanks for watching the 1939 00:45:43,580 --> 00:45:43,580 floppy tongue! Thanks for watching the Last Leg, 1940 00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:44,180 floppy tongue! Thanks for watching the Last Leg, my name 1941 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:44,540 floppy tongue! Thanks for watching the Last Leg, my name is Adam 1942 00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:45,020 the Last Leg, my name is Adam Hills, so 1943 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,360 the Last Leg, my name is Adam Hills, so you 1944 00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:46,860 the Last Leg, my name is Adam Hills, so you next week, 1945 00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:47,340 the Last Leg, my name is Adam Hills, so you next week, take it 1946 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,440 the Last Leg, my name is Adam Hills, so you next week, take it away! 1947 00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:52,720 so you next week, take it away! # Something 1948 00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:53,220 so you next week, take it away! # Something strange in 1949 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:53,700 # Something strange in the neighbourhood 1950 00:45:54,420 --> 00:45:54,420 neighbourhood # Who 1951 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:55,100 neighbourhood # Who are you 1952 00:45:55,460 --> 00:45:55,460 neighbourhood # Who are you going to 1953 00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:55,940 # Who are you going to call? # 1954 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,640 # Who are you going to call? # Ghostbusters! 1955 00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,880 # Who are you going to call? # Ghostbusters! # 176857