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Here goes Banana Cricket!
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Here goes Banana Cricket!
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Hi,
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everyone. Great news!
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We get to live under a box now?
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a brand new entertainment center from
Flimsy's.
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Flimsy's? You mean that place where you
get furniture that's impossible to put
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together? That's the one.
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But we already have an awesome
entertainment center.
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That is not an entertainment center.
That is an old pile of shoes glued
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together.
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It's not old. It's experienced.
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Goat's right.
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Let's give these shoes the boot.
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How about we put this new one together
as a team?
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What could possibly be more fun?
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Yeah, so much fun!
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Pick up Banana Cricket putting together
a new entertainment center! High five!
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Hey, where did everyone go?
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Fine, I don't need your help. I'll do it
myself, or my name isn't... Go!
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Oh, this new entertainment center is
going to be great!
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and one instruction booklet for losers.
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All I need is the picture on the box.
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Goat, you are a genius.
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I feel like I'm missing something.
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The TV.
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Tra -la -la -la -la -la -la.
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Sabotage time.
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Big stupid goat.
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Oh, come on.
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Okay. I guess there's no harm in
browsing the instructions.
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Now, where did I put them?
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Thank you.
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Oh, I see what I did wrong.
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I'll just get this piece here and bang.
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Hey, that's not an entertainment center.
That's a garbage truck.
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Hello,
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Goofy Goat. Hello.
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So, you need help with Entertainment
Center, even though you already have
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great shoe piles.
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Well, I wouldn't say I have a really
great shoe pile. Yes, you do.
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I mean, let's get started.
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Step one, take all pieces from box.
Throw them out window.
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I was way off.
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Now take right hand and wrap leg around
throat.
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Now take left leg and shove in mouth.
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I could probably question this, but...
Perfect.
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I'll get it.
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Hello, sweetie pie.
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Want to watch some TV?
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Wait a fling -flang minute.
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You can't watch TV here. We don't even
have an entertainment center.
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Sure we do.
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Ooh,
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the new entertainment center looks
great, goat. I mean, because it is goat.
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Everything you do looks great. I mean,
you're great.
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Hey, Cricket, I'm watching Vigilante
Man.
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If you break the law, he's coming for
you, no matter what the law thinks.
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Keep it down.
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We trying to watch here.
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Who are they?
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Long story.
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Isn't Vigilante Man dreaming?
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No, don't love dreamy vigilantes.
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I can be a dreamy vigilante. Be right
back. Go to mama.
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Cricket!
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to watch me do some real vigilante. Wow.
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Ing. Yeah, that's nice.
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But don't pay attention to me. I'm
dressed like a vigilante, and I'm about
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take you on a crime -stopping adventure.
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Yeah, that's nice.
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Vigilante, man, flavored ice cream. Now
at Stinky's, ice cream stores
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everywhere, man.
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Cricket, since your car's here, will you
take me to Stinky's? Will you watch me
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fight crime along the way? Yes.
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of your malarkey for the sweet taste of
vigilante man flavor ice cream. So let's
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go. Ooh, it's a date, foxy mama.
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Are we at Stinky's yet?
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No, but there's something else that
stinks, and it's crime.
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What's black and white and lame all
over? You are.
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Get it? Because you're a goofy doofy
panda.
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cricketed. How am I doing?
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How dare you
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interrupt a good panda sassing?
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Come on, buddy. Let's go sass each other
somewhere else.
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Are you okay, Cricket? That was some
fancy -pensy vigilanting, huh?
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Well, vigilante man usually stops crime.
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You just... Stopped my old sarcasm and
then got beat up.
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So, can we get ice cream now?
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Oh, look!
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Another do -badder trying to bad -do!
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Say the penny, pick it up. All the day
you'll have...
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Not vigilante goodness, eh, goat?
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No one's ever going to make an ice cream
flavor out of you.
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Oh, but come on. What more do you want
from a vigilante?
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Oh, maybe my no -nonsense nuclear net 9
,000 will do the trick.
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That's un -netable, Ned.
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I'm un -netable.
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It's Unboxing Helena.
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She's my favorite internet celebrity
ever.
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And here I am taking one purple noodle
out of the box and it's out.
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Ta -da!
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That's it? She takes something out of a
box?
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Duh, Banana.
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She's a professional internet unboxer.
She makes like a million dollars a
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unboxing stuff on the internet.
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Who would want someone to take some dumb
thing out of a book? 200 million views?
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Money, my name's Banana.
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Nice to meet you, Money. Let's do this.
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If you're dumb enough to watch someone
open a box, then you're about to have
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best day of your idiot lives, because
I'm the unboxer.
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Presenting literally the first box I
could find.
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Banana's doing an unboxing video, and it
looks like a pretty cool box.
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Fame and fortune.
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Here I come. Let's unbox.
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Just a minute.
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I'll be right back.
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Aw, Helena would have had it unboxed by
now.
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As you can see, I achieved the level of
supreme samurai super sword.
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Master, but I can't take my eyes off it.
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Okay, you guys want an unboxing video?
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I'll give you the most extreme one ever
made.
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I'll get this box open by shoving it off
my own roof.
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My really long roof.
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banana I've ever seen unbox something.
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And the most gorgeous.
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Well,
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let's see what's in this bright
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yellow hot dog box.
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Crossover video.
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Unboxing Helena's gonna unbox banana.
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And now to use my...
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to be unboxed.
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A talking box.
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My greatest nightmare.
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A super nuclear box opener.
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So that's how she does it.
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Finally, the moment you've all been
waiting for.
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I can't wait to see what's inside.
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I'll never get back.
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What?
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Angry old raisin, my fourth best friend
in the world.
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Pig, this is my garden, and you just
ruined all my cucumbers.
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Yuck. I can't believe I just touched it.
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They're my fourth worst food in the
whole wide world.
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Oh. You do know your favorite food,
pickles, come from cucumbers, right, you
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dope?
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Oh, Raisin, you silly little squirt.
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Something as wonderful as a pickle could
never come from something as gross as a
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poopy -doopy cucumber.
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Well, where do you think pickles come
from?
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Duh, from a one -legged hyena who lives
on a rainbow.
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Oh.
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You're old enough to learn pickles come
from cucumbers.
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No. Yes.
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That's how it works. Just like I was
once a grape in my younger days.
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I think it's brave of you to admit that,
but gross.
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It's not gross.
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I used to be a grape. And I forgive you.
There's nothing to forgive.
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Pickles come from cucumbers, and I'll
prove it.
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Whee! You're fooling me.
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This book is all about pickles. Pickles?
That's my favorite.
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I know that already.
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See, here's a cucumber.
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Gross times 11.
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And here's a pickle.
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Yum. Gross.
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Yum. Gross.
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Yum. Gross.
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Yum. Pickles and cucumbers are the same
thing.
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Oh, I get it.
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Books are liars.
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Shh.
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Books are liars.
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How dare you?
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I'm afraid loudmouths are going to have
to leave.
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But the books are saying horrible lies.
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That one says pickles come from
cucumbers.
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Pickles do come from cucumbers.
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Have you all gone mad?
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At least this sign is true, because this
place is a prairie full of lies.
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What are you talking about?
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Connect the dots, man.
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Pig, I think I know just the group for
you.
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All right. The meeting of people who
believe crazy things can begin.
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Bootsy Bootsy, let's start without crazy
affirmation. I believe something crazy.
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Even if no one else believes me, I know
that the crazy thing is true.
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I just know aliens invented mashed
potatoes, and don't you tell me
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And I know that the sun is made out of
old milk monkeys. Right, Mother?
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Mother? Where are you?
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Oh, there you are.
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Never leave.
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I think pickles come from a one -legged
hyena who lives on a rainbow.
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Sorry,
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pig dude.
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Pickles come from cucumbers.
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This is rad.
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Sure as milk monkeys set in the West.
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Well, Raisin, I guess you were right
about pickles.
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There is no magical one -legged hyena
who shoots pickles out of his belly
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button. I told you. That's just how it
is.
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Deal with it, punk.
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You're the worst box ever!
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What's up, Banana?
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Boxes have one job.
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Two, open!
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And this one won't.
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Really?
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Oinky doinky, pickle -dee -doo.
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What?
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Whee! I'm free!
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I knew it! I knew that's where pickles
came from! I was right!
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Whee!
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Ah! Peg! Your made -up hyena is
shattering my dentures!
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He's so... Hyena off!
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Hyena off!
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Sorry, guys. He's broken. My hooves are
tied.
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I'm starting to think that fuck's gonna
say fuck!
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Four hands in the air, sugar!
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I'm taking you downtown!
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I don't have enough vigilante juice to
stop him!
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If only you had more 70's style
vigilante outfits, we could help you!
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I do! But if you're gonna be vigilantes,
you gotta answer this question first!
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Can you dig it?
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I had to get dirt on those bell bottoms,
guys. I have to get this all back to
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the costume shop. Yeah, fine. Whatever.
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We need to stop that pickle shooter.
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Far out. I'm on it like vomit. Whoa!
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Well,
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I guess that worked, but not quite the
way I wanted it to.
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This groovy rainbow will make that hyena
mellow out.
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Quick, grab an end.
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That's so funky, it just might work.
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Get Seymour out of his box.
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Seymour? That's our son.
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He suffers from CPS.
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Yeah, mm -hmm, mm -hmm. Constant pickle
shooting.
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My uncle had that.
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Whee!
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Judy Bacon Booty, do your duty!
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Now we did it! We definitely stopped the
misguided pickle hyena!
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This time for sure!
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Hooray!
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Thank
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you
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all for fixing our son.
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They're always best when they're fresh
from the hyena.
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Season one was better.
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