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Here goes Banana Cricket!

Here goes Banana Cricket!

Hi,

everyone. Great news!

We get to live under a box now?

a brand new entertainment center from Flimsy's.

Flimsy's? You mean that place where you get furniture that's impossible to put

together? That's the one.

But we already have an awesome entertainment center.

That is not an entertainment center. That is an old pile of shoes glued

together.

It's not old. It's experienced.

Goat's right.

Let's give these shoes the boot.

How about we put this new one together as a team?

What could possibly be more fun?

Yeah, so much fun!

Pick up Banana Cricket putting together a new entertainment center! High five!

Hey, where did everyone go?

Fine, I don't need your help. I'll do it myself, or my name isn't... Go!

Oh, this new entertainment center is going to be great!

and one instruction booklet for losers.

All I need is the picture on the box.

Goat, you are a genius.

I feel like I'm missing something.

The TV.

Tra -la -la -la -la -la -la.

Sabotage time.

Big stupid goat.

Oh, come on.

Okay. I guess there's no harm in browsing the instructions.

Now, where did I put them?

Thank you.

Oh, I see what I did wrong.

I'll just get this piece here and bang.

Hey, that's not an entertainment center. That's a garbage truck.

Hello,

Goofy Goat. Hello.

So, you need help with Entertainment Center, even though you already have

great shoe piles.

Well, I wouldn't say I have a really great shoe pile. Yes, you do.

I mean, let's get started.

Step one, take all pieces from box. Throw them out window.

I was way off.

Now take right hand and wrap leg around throat.

Now take left leg and shove in mouth.

I could probably question this, but... Perfect.

I'll get it.

Hello, sweetie pie.

Want to watch some TV?

Wait a fling -flang minute.

You can't watch TV here. We don't even have an entertainment center.

Sure we do.

Ooh,

the new entertainment center looks great, goat. I mean, because it is goat.

Everything you do looks great. I mean, you're great.

Hey, Cricket, I'm watching Vigilante Man.

If you break the law, he's coming for you, no matter what the law thinks.

Keep it down.

We trying to watch here.

Who are they?

Long story.

Isn't Vigilante Man dreaming?

No, don't love dreamy vigilantes.

I can be a dreamy vigilante. Be right back. Go to mama.

Cricket!

to watch me do some real vigilante. Wow.

Ing. Yeah, that's nice.

But don't pay attention to me. I'm dressed like a vigilante, and I'm about

take you on a crime -stopping adventure.

Yeah, that's nice.

Vigilante, man, flavored ice cream. Now at Stinky's, ice cream stores

everywhere, man.

Cricket, since your car's here, will you take me to Stinky's? Will you watch me

fight crime along the way? Yes.

of your malarkey for the sweet taste of vigilante man flavor ice cream. So let's

go. Ooh, it's a date, foxy mama.

Are we at Stinky's yet?

No, but there's something else that stinks, and it's crime.

What's black and white and lame all over? You are.

Get it? Because you're a goofy doofy panda.

cricketed. How am I doing?

How dare you

interrupt a good panda sassing?

Come on, buddy. Let's go sass each other somewhere else.

Are you okay, Cricket? That was some fancy -pensy vigilanting, huh?

Well, vigilante man usually stops crime.

You just... Stopped my old sarcasm and then got beat up.

So, can we get ice cream now?

Oh, look!

Another do -badder trying to bad -do!

Say the penny, pick it up. All the day you'll have...

Not vigilante goodness, eh, goat?

No one's ever going to make an ice cream flavor out of you.

Oh, but come on. What more do you want from a vigilante?

Oh, maybe my no -nonsense nuclear net 9 ,000 will do the trick.

That's un -netable, Ned.

I'm un -netable.

It's Unboxing Helena.

She's my favorite internet celebrity ever.

And here I am taking one purple noodle out of the box and it's out.

Ta -da!

That's it? She takes something out of a box?

Duh, Banana.

She's a professional internet unboxer. She makes like a million dollars a

unboxing stuff on the internet.

Who would want someone to take some dumb thing out of a book? 200 million views?

Money, my name's Banana.

Nice to meet you, Money. Let's do this.

If you're dumb enough to watch someone open a box, then you're about to have

best day of your idiot lives, because I'm the unboxer.

Presenting literally the first box I could find.

Banana's doing an unboxing video, and it looks like a pretty cool box.

Fame and fortune.

Here I come. Let's unbox.

Just a minute.

I'll be right back.

Aw, Helena would have had it unboxed by now.

As you can see, I achieved the level of supreme samurai super sword.

Master, but I can't take my eyes off it.

Okay, you guys want an unboxing video?

I'll give you the most extreme one ever made.

I'll get this box open by shoving it off my own roof.

My really long roof.

banana I've ever seen unbox something.

And the most gorgeous.

Well,

let's see what's in this bright

yellow hot dog box.

Crossover video.

Unboxing Helena's gonna unbox banana.

And now to use my...

to be unboxed.

A talking box.

My greatest nightmare.

A super nuclear box opener.

So that's how she does it.

Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for.

I can't wait to see what's inside.

I'll never get back.

What?

Angry old raisin, my fourth best friend in the world.

Pig, this is my garden, and you just ruined all my cucumbers.

Yuck. I can't believe I just touched it.

They're my fourth worst food in the whole wide world.

Oh. You do know your favorite food, pickles, come from cucumbers, right, you

dope?

Oh, Raisin, you silly little squirt.

Something as wonderful as a pickle could never come from something as gross as a

poopy -doopy cucumber.

Well, where do you think pickles come from?

Duh, from a one -legged hyena who lives on a rainbow.

Oh.

You're old enough to learn pickles come from cucumbers.

No. Yes.

That's how it works. Just like I was once a grape in my younger days.

I think it's brave of you to admit that, but gross.

It's not gross.

I used to be a grape. And I forgive you. There's nothing to forgive.

Pickles come from cucumbers, and I'll prove it.

Whee! You're fooling me.

This book is all about pickles. Pickles? That's my favorite.

I know that already.

See, here's a cucumber.

Gross times 11.

And here's a pickle.

Yum. Gross.

Yum. Gross.

Yum. Gross.

Yum. Pickles and cucumbers are the same thing.

Oh, I get it.

Books are liars.

Shh.

Books are liars.

How dare you?

I'm afraid loudmouths are going to have to leave.

But the books are saying horrible lies.

That one says pickles come from cucumbers.

Pickles do come from cucumbers.

Have you all gone mad?

At least this sign is true, because this place is a prairie full of lies.

What are you talking about?

Connect the dots, man.

Pig, I think I know just the group for you.

All right. The meeting of people who believe crazy things can begin.

Bootsy Bootsy, let's start without crazy affirmation. I believe something crazy.

Even if no one else believes me, I know that the crazy thing is true.

I just know aliens invented mashed potatoes, and don't you tell me

And I know that the sun is made out of old milk monkeys. Right, Mother?

Mother? Where are you?

Oh, there you are.

Never leave.

I think pickles come from a one -legged hyena who lives on a rainbow.

Sorry,

pig dude.

Pickles come from cucumbers.

This is rad.

Sure as milk monkeys set in the West.

Well, Raisin, I guess you were right about pickles.

There is no magical one -legged hyena who shoots pickles out of his belly

button. I told you. That's just how it is.

Deal with it, punk.

You're the worst box ever!

What's up, Banana?

Boxes have one job.

Two, open!

And this one won't.

Really?

Oinky doinky, pickle -dee -doo.

What?

Whee! I'm free!

I knew it! I knew that's where pickles came from! I was right!

Whee!

Ah! Peg! Your made -up hyena is shattering my dentures!

He's so... Hyena off!

Hyena off!

Sorry, guys. He's broken. My hooves are tied.

I'm starting to think that fuck's gonna say fuck!

Four hands in the air, sugar!

I'm taking you downtown!

I don't have enough vigilante juice to stop him!

If only you had more 70's style vigilante outfits, we could help you!

I do! But if you're gonna be vigilantes, you gotta answer this question first!

Can you dig it?

I had to get dirt on those bell bottoms, guys. I have to get this all back to

the costume shop. Yeah, fine. Whatever.

We need to stop that pickle shooter.

Far out. I'm on it like vomit. Whoa!

Well,

I guess that worked, but not quite the way I wanted it to.

This groovy rainbow will make that hyena mellow out.

Quick, grab an end.

That's so funky, it just might work.

Get Seymour out of his box.

Seymour? That's our son.

He suffers from CPS.

Yeah, mm -hmm, mm -hmm. Constant pickle shooting.

My uncle had that.

Whee!

Judy Bacon Booty, do your duty!

Now we did it! We definitely stopped the misguided pickle hyena!

This time for sure!

Hooray!

Thank

you

all for fixing our son.

They're always best when they're fresh from the hyena.

Season one was better.

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