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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:44,030 Here goes banana cricket! 2 00:00:44,530 --> 00:00:45,750 Here goes banana cricket! 3 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:00,630 Well, 4 00:01:01,690 --> 00:01:02,690 I'm off to work. 5 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:05,930 I'm off to a recording session. 6 00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:08,550 I'm off to catch that monster I created. 7 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:10,270 I mean, didn't create. 8 00:01:10,590 --> 00:01:11,890 There is no monster. 9 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:12,988 Nobody panic. 10 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:13,990 I got to go. 11 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:20,950 Did I oversleep? Why did my alarm clock go off? That's not an alarm clock. 12 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,470 That's a watermelon. 13 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:25,250 It's watermelon o 'clock? 14 00:01:25,570 --> 00:01:27,710 I'm going to be late for my job at the pickle bar. 15 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:29,070 Go, host me. 16 00:02:03,659 --> 00:02:06,500 I didn't know the pickle mart was in trouble. 17 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,720 It wasn't, until I put all my money into this commercial. 18 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:11,640 How's it going, McGeck? 19 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:13,060 Save for yourself. 20 00:02:13,540 --> 00:02:14,840 Uh, it's going horrible. 21 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:19,860 This man knows nothing about directing. He's ugly, and I despise everything 22 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:20,860 about him. 23 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:25,620 Well, good luck finding someone dumb enough to deal with this mean old 24 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:27,980 Kirk, out! 25 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:30,340 Wait! Come back! 26 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:31,700 He's right. 27 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,980 Where am I going to find someone dumb enough to direct my commercial? 28 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:40,020 P. Pickles Pickleman, I can do it. I can direct the commercial. No one loves 29 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:41,280 pickles more than me. 30 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,600 Have you ever directed a commercial before? 31 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,228 What's a commercial? 32 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:48,050 I like your fresh perspective. 33 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:53,530 Go for it. And remember, my entire fortune is riding on this. 34 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:55,250 Good luck. 35 00:02:58,790 --> 00:02:59,790 I'm Pig. 36 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:00,668 Who are you? 37 00:03:00,670 --> 00:03:03,330 I am Thaddeus D. Atwell, actor extraordinaire. 38 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:06,010 Surely you've seen me in the movie American Vinegar Attack? 39 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:07,350 No. 40 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:09,030 Frosted Frank Goes to Cincinnati? 41 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:12,750 No. Uh, Kitten Can't Get Out of the Bathtub? 42 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,660 Of course. I mean, no. 43 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,860 Hm. What about help? There's an orangutan in my pants. 44 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,080 I love that movie. 45 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:26,000 I didn't. That orangutan was a foul creep. Just thinking about that ape 46 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 serious. 47 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,680 Save it for the camera, sugar cheeks. 48 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:29,920 And action! 49 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:36,900 If the pickle doesn't tickle, it's not a pickle marked pickle. 50 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,500 Cut! 51 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,220 You don't look like you like pickles very much. 52 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:44,330 Here, try it with the pickles in your face. 53 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:47,310 What? No, you can't... No, 54 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:52,670 I will not act like this. It is absolutely... And action! 55 00:03:57,450 --> 00:04:01,230 Are you filming this using a roll of toilet paper? 56 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,680 Not anymore. 57 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,400 We'll have to do it again. 58 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:09,180 And action. 59 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:14,180 It's a pickle, doesn't it? Oh, your camera is biting my face. This is 60 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:19,220 outrageous. I've never been treated so, so, uh, so, so snuggly. 61 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:26,500 If this is going to be the greatest pickle commercial ever commercialed, 62 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,900 got to face better. 63 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:34,570 Okay, this is simple. You just sit in the barrel and say your line. I suppose 64 00:04:34,570 --> 00:04:35,670 could do that, yes. 65 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:38,670 While going over the 800 -foot pickle waterfall. 66 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:44,310 What? Don't worry, you won't be alone. I brought the orangutan from help. 67 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:45,990 There's an orangutan in my pan. 68 00:04:46,330 --> 00:04:48,670 It's the reunion we've all been waiting for. 69 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:54,490 No, I despise that orangutan. I despise pickles, and most of all, I despise you. 70 00:04:55,130 --> 00:04:56,130 I quit. 71 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,400 No! My big head! 72 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:06,900 Oh, no! My actor quit! 73 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,460 Gee, this stress is making my tummy hurt. 74 00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:16,600 Oh, Bartzenegger, what are you doing here? 75 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:20,940 I'm here to tell you to stop being a whiny baby piglet and go make that 76 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:21,940 commercial. 77 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:24,870 But my actor floated away on his giant head. 78 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:26,930 So? You don't need him. 79 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:29,390 Actors are just people who get paid to lie. 80 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:33,870 You could do this entire commercial yourself because your love for pickles 81 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:35,570 unmatched by anyone in the world. 82 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:37,710 You're right. I'll do it. 83 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:39,110 Now get in the barrel. 84 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:42,570 Let's do this. 85 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:44,290 And action! 86 00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:03,730 Mr. P. Pickle Puss, I did it! I finished the commercial! 87 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,530 If only that were true, Pig. 88 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:12,730 But you left the lens cap on. The pickle mod is ruined. 89 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,390 Ruined? Oh, rats, now I'm sad. 90 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:21,410 Mmm, yum. 91 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:24,210 Pickles make everything better. 92 00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:25,530 And cut! 93 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:29,050 Cut? Luckily, my horse films everything. 94 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:33,770 Pig, what you said is the perfect Pickle Mart commercial. 95 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:38,490 Now finish this thing, and the Pickle Mart will be saved. 96 00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:45,570 It's perfect. 97 00:06:48,390 --> 00:06:54,070 Pickles make everything better. So come to the Pickle Mart at 141 Clifcanistan 98 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:56,170 Drive. So what did you think? 99 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,130 It's wicked fantastic. 100 00:06:58,870 --> 00:07:01,830 Except you put the wrong address on our commercial. 101 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:06,070 We're on Bupalai Drive, not Clefghanistan Drive. 102 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:07,710 Oops. 103 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:10,990 Man, 104 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:21,870 that steak looks good. Bushy bushy. 105 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:25,630 You sure we don't have enough money to buy our own steak? 106 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:32,470 We've got a button and a photo of two quarters, so no. I may know a place 107 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:35,470 we can eat the best steak in the world for free. 108 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:39,410 Well, you should probably keep that information to yourself, because are you 109 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:40,410 insane, man? 110 00:07:40,530 --> 00:07:42,450 Tell us, where is the beef? 111 00:07:43,270 --> 00:07:45,590 It's on the Steak Bus. 112 00:07:46,610 --> 00:07:51,070 Steak Bus? That sounds like another one of your cockamamie urban legends. 113 00:07:51,570 --> 00:07:54,550 No, this one's a sturgeon legend, Burrito. 114 00:07:55,180 --> 00:08:00,640 A magic sturgeon told me that during a schooner eclipse, if you sacrifice the 115 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:05,080 thing that's most precious to you, you will learn where the state bus stops. 116 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,700 Look, a schooner eclipse. 117 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,740 Yeah, I feel like this could end in some kind of horrendous tragedy, but what 118 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:16,740 the hey, I'm in. 119 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,200 Hi, banana. 120 00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:27,290 Summon the steak bus and offer my video game controller. 121 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:34,690 And I sacrifice my favorite armpit comb. And I offer my Riverside Shakespeare. 122 00:08:58,030 --> 00:08:59,030 Grab it! 123 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:06,950 I got it! I got it! Willie! 124 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,410 My hand! 125 00:09:08,830 --> 00:09:09,830 You're slipping! 126 00:09:14,990 --> 00:09:15,990 No! 127 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:18,830 Oh well, I tried. 128 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:23,670 Well, 129 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:25,530 I made it. 130 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:37,940 Your steak, sir. 131 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,700 Steak! 132 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:46,200 Sweet mama's monkeys! That's the most incredible hunk of meat I've ever seen! 133 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:51,660 Steak! 134 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,560 Steak? It really is the greatest steak in the world. 135 00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:07,810 What are you here for? 136 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,830 I'm so full. 137 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,230 But that steak. 138 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,650 I need one more bite. 139 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:16,450 What? 140 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:19,150 What happened to me? 141 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:26,890 You're a cow man. 142 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:29,330 Not that you eat steak, but steak. 143 00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:32,430 You're going to be the steak for the next poor sucker. 144 00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:33,630 Right. 145 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,460 It's my amigo Del Bonanno. 146 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,480 Yeah, we're saving the whole day, governor. 147 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,239 Too late. 148 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:55,500 Once he's eaten the steak, he belongs to Steak Boss Incorporated. 149 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:57,460 We'll see about that. 150 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:01,200 You're on, breakfast burrito. Do one of your classic stomach sweeps. 151 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:12,920 I got it. 152 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,860 Evil steak, chum. 153 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,530 It's me again! 154 00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:24,090 Wow! You broke steak but fell! 155 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:34,290 Steak is delicious but not half as good as friendship. 156 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:39,450 Banana armpit willy breakfast burrito best friends incorporated death platter. 157 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:43,550 Now who's hungry? Because I know about a magical van that serves the world's 158 00:11:43,550 --> 00:11:44,550 greatest shwarmer. 159 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:54,140 Cricket! Genius of the year and best abs, Fooey Pooey Baba Booey! 160 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:55,540 Oh, poppycock! 161 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,880 I'm the greatest genius, and this year, I'll be on the cover of Dr. 162 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,600 Eggplant Face's Genius Gazette magazine. 163 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:08,540 Who cares, because this year I have... 164 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:57,690 back like ASAP? Rush job for condiments on a super suit. 165 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,130 No problem, man. 166 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,150 Huh? 167 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:11,490 Oh, look what happened! 168 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:14,250 The magic shwermer van blew my ticket away! 169 00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:15,610 All done, man. 170 00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:19,010 So, can I have my suit then? 171 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:22,170 Sure, man. You got the precious ticket. Ticket? 172 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:26,500 Oh! Would you believe the magical shawarma van came and blew it away? 173 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,660 Sorry. Read the sign. 174 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:32,880 Not responsible for tickets lost due to magical shawarma van. 175 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,340 What? You have a sign for that? 176 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,300 Oh, can't you make an exception? 177 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,960 No, man. The owner wouldn't like that. 178 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,240 Yeah, but you're the owner. 179 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,560 I know, man, and I don't like it. 180 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,480 But it's my size, and it's shaped just like me, and I was just here like three 181 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,480 minutes ago. 182 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:53,200 Without it, Dr. Eggplantface won't put me on the cover of Genius Gazette. 183 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,440 man. No ticket. 184 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,700 No suit. 185 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,340 Out of my way, shrimp. 186 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:02,980 I'm just going to take a nice walk out of the store and not bother you again 187 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:05,400 until I find my ticket. Goodbye. Thank you. 188 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:13,640 I'll just create a fake ticket with my thoracic oncometer and still be on time 189 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,640 to impress Dr. 190 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:15,740 Eggplantface. 191 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:17,740 Good news. 192 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:18,960 I found my ticket. 193 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,280 That's your real ticket, man? 194 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,600 What? 195 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,200 Of course. 196 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:28,760 What do you think I would do? Make up a fake ticket with my genius technology? 197 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,140 I mean, do you hear yourself? 198 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,180 I mean, come on. 199 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,640 Okay. Here you go, man. 200 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,960 Those aren't my clothes. 201 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,279 Sorry, man. 202 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,500 These clothes match the number on your ticket. 203 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,140 Yes, I'm here for my... Oh, dear. 204 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:57,780 I'll just hide in this laundry bag till Rasta Rat steps out. Then I'll sneak 205 00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,380 back there and get my suit. 206 00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:01,260 Simple dee dang. 207 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,060 Pee -yew. 208 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,280 These clothes are stinky, man. 209 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,800 Better put them in the extra strong washer. 210 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,060 I'm buying this dry cleaner. 211 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,700 Cool, mon. 212 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,500 Finally. Now give me my super robo suit. 213 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:40,940 There's my genius of the year. 214 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,319 Thank you. 215 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,320 Not you. 216 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:48,720 The man who discovered how to get mustard out of Brazilian carbide. 217 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,140 Congratulations, 218 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:51,719 Ruff the Rat. 219 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,100 I'm a genius, mon. 220 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:06,900 worst song yet! 221 00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:44,450 from your face is so annoying. It makes me angrier than I've ever been. 222 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:48,030 Okay. You really should stop talking. 223 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,310 That was amazing. 224 00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:52,430 Have you ever thought about being a professional wrestler? 225 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,730 You could be rich and famous. 226 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:59,730 Hmm. Well, I don't know. I... Yes! Give it to me! Now! Please! 227 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,070 Then come with me. 228 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:53,100 Know the goat obliterator? The goat obliterator! 229 00:17:54,920 --> 00:18:01,740 The goat obliterator versus... 230 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:04,500 Whatever's going on in there. 231 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,060 Hey, 232 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,260 watch it, you miserable yellow... 233 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:29,250 Please, God, I gotta warn Goat. Are you ready for your toughest opponent yet? 234 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:36,010 Wait, wait, you can't... The ultimate, the undefeated, the incredibly 235 00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:42,490 inarticulate Drago Zekevich. Look at my 236 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:46,470 face. Ha, ha, yeah, and I've had tougher tapeworm. 237 00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:48,470 Goat, you can't fight him. 238 00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:45,470 She's too powerful. 239 00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:47,010 I don't think so. 240 00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:51,210 Here you go. Eat this. Pickles make everything better. 241 00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:06,690 I guess pickles aren't so great. My world has collapsed. 242 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,120 I'm just making you crazy. 243 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:22,340 I got it. Cricket, fly this joke gizmo up to her enormous head. 244 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,780 Cricket, distract her. Pig, grab one of her giant horns and shove it into her 245 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:31,699 big ear hole. 246 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,460 Aye, aye, yellow hot dog man. 247 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,780 Whistling turned you into a raging, uncontrollable Hulk monster man. 248 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:59,180 What? You turned into a raging, uncontrollable Hulk monster man. 249 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:01,440 What? Oh, just forget it. 17474