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Here goes banana cricket!
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Here goes banana cricket!
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Well,
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I'm off to work.
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I'm off to a recording session.
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I'm off to catch that monster I created.
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I mean, didn't create.
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There is no monster.
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Nobody panic.
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I got to go.
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Did I oversleep? Why did my alarm clock
go off? That's not an alarm clock.
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That's a watermelon.
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It's watermelon o 'clock?
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I'm going to be late for my job at the
pickle bar.
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Go, host me.
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I didn't know the pickle mart was in
trouble.
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It wasn't, until I put all my money into
this commercial.
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How's it going, McGeck?
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Save for yourself.
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Uh, it's going horrible.
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This man knows nothing about directing.
He's ugly, and I despise everything
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about him.
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Well, good luck finding someone dumb
enough to deal with this mean old
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Kirk, out!
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Wait! Come back!
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He's right.
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Where am I going to find someone dumb
enough to direct my commercial?
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P. Pickles Pickleman, I can do it. I can
direct the commercial. No one loves
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pickles more than me.
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Have you ever directed a commercial
before?
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What's a commercial?
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I like your fresh perspective.
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Go for it. And remember, my entire
fortune is riding on this.
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Good luck.
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I'm Pig.
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Who are you?
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I am Thaddeus D. Atwell, actor
extraordinaire.
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Surely you've seen me in the movie
American Vinegar Attack?
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No.
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Frosted Frank Goes to Cincinnati?
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No. Uh, Kitten Can't Get Out of the
Bathtub?
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Of course. I mean, no.
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Hm. What about help? There's an
orangutan in my pants.
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I love that movie.
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I didn't. That orangutan was a foul
creep. Just thinking about that ape
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serious.
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Save it for the camera, sugar cheeks.
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And action!
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If the pickle doesn't tickle, it's not a
pickle marked pickle.
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Cut!
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You don't look like you like pickles
very much.
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Here, try it with the pickles in your
face.
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What? No, you can't... No,
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I will not act like this. It is
absolutely... And action!
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Are you filming this using a roll of
toilet paper?
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Not anymore.
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We'll have to do it again.
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And action.
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It's a pickle, doesn't it? Oh, your
camera is biting my face. This is
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outrageous. I've never been treated so,
so, uh, so, so snuggly.
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If this is going to be the greatest
pickle commercial ever commercialed,
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got to face better.
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Okay, this is simple. You just sit in
the barrel and say your line. I suppose
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could do that, yes.
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While going over the 800 -foot pickle
waterfall.
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What? Don't worry, you won't be alone. I
brought the orangutan from help.
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There's an orangutan in my pan.
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It's the reunion we've all been waiting
for.
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No, I despise that orangutan. I despise
pickles, and most of all, I despise you.
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I quit.
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No! My big head!
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Oh, no! My actor quit!
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Gee, this stress is making my tummy
hurt.
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Oh, Bartzenegger, what are you doing
here?
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I'm here to tell you to stop being a
whiny baby piglet and go make that
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commercial.
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But my actor floated away on his giant
head.
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So? You don't need him.
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Actors are just people who get paid to
lie.
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You could do this entire commercial
yourself because your love for pickles
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unmatched by anyone in the world.
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You're right. I'll do it.
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Now get in the barrel.
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Let's do this.
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And action!
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Mr. P. Pickle Puss, I did it! I finished
the commercial!
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If only that were true, Pig.
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But you left the lens cap on. The pickle
mod is ruined.
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Ruined? Oh, rats, now I'm sad.
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Mmm, yum.
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Pickles make everything better.
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And cut!
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Cut? Luckily, my horse films everything.
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Pig, what you said is the perfect Pickle
Mart commercial.
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Now finish this thing, and the Pickle
Mart will be saved.
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It's perfect.
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Pickles make everything better. So come
to the Pickle Mart at 141 Clifcanistan
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Drive. So what did you think?
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It's wicked fantastic.
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Except you put the wrong address on our
commercial.
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We're on Bupalai Drive, not
Clefghanistan Drive.
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Oops.
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Man,
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that steak looks good. Bushy bushy.
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You sure we don't have enough money to
buy our own steak?
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We've got a button and a photo of two
quarters, so no. I may know a place
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we can eat the best steak in the world
for free.
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Well, you should probably keep that
information to yourself, because are you
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insane, man?
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Tell us, where is the beef?
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It's on the Steak Bus.
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Steak Bus? That sounds like another one
of your cockamamie urban legends.
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No, this one's a sturgeon legend,
Burrito.
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A magic sturgeon told me that during a
schooner eclipse, if you sacrifice the
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thing that's most precious to you, you
will learn where the state bus stops.
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Look, a schooner eclipse.
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Yeah, I feel like this could end in some
kind of horrendous tragedy, but what
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the hey, I'm in.
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Hi, banana.
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Summon the steak bus and offer my video
game controller.
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And I sacrifice my favorite armpit comb.
And I offer my Riverside Shakespeare.
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Grab it!
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I got it! I got it! Willie!
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My hand!
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You're slipping!
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No!
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Oh well, I tried.
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Well,
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I made it.
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Your steak, sir.
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Steak!
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Sweet mama's monkeys! That's the most
incredible hunk of meat I've ever seen!
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Steak!
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Steak? It really is the greatest steak
in the world.
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What are you here for?
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I'm so full.
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But that steak.
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I need one more bite.
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What?
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What happened to me?
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You're a cow man.
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Not that you eat steak, but steak.
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You're going to be the steak for the
next poor sucker.
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Right.
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It's my amigo Del Bonanno.
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Yeah, we're saving the whole day,
governor.
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Too late.
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Once he's eaten the steak, he belongs to
Steak Boss Incorporated.
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We'll see about that.
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You're on, breakfast burrito. Do one of
your classic stomach sweeps.
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I got it.
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Evil steak, chum.
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It's me again!
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Wow! You broke steak but fell!
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Steak is delicious but not half as good
as friendship.
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Banana armpit willy breakfast burrito
best friends incorporated death platter.
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Now who's hungry? Because I know about a
magical van that serves the world's
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greatest shwarmer.
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Cricket! Genius of the year and best
abs, Fooey Pooey Baba Booey!
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Oh, poppycock!
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I'm the greatest genius, and this year,
I'll be on the cover of Dr.
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Eggplant Face's Genius Gazette magazine.
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Who cares, because this year I have...
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back like ASAP? Rush job for condiments
on a super suit.
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No problem, man.
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Huh?
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Oh, look what happened!
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The magic shwermer van blew my ticket
away!
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All done, man.
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So, can I have my suit then?
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Sure, man. You got the precious ticket.
Ticket?
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Oh! Would you believe the magical
shawarma van came and blew it away?
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Sorry. Read the sign.
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Not responsible for tickets lost due to
magical shawarma van.
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What? You have a sign for that?
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Oh, can't you make an exception?
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No, man. The owner wouldn't like that.
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Yeah, but you're the owner.
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I know, man, and I don't like it.
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But it's my size, and it's shaped just
like me, and I was just here like three
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minutes ago.
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Without it, Dr. Eggplantface won't put
me on the cover of Genius Gazette.
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man. No ticket.
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No suit.
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Out of my way, shrimp.
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I'm just going to take a nice walk out
of the store and not bother you again
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until I find my ticket. Goodbye. Thank
you.
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I'll just create a fake ticket with my
thoracic oncometer and still be on time
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to impress Dr.
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Eggplantface.
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Good news.
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I found my ticket.
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That's your real ticket, man?
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What?
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Of course.
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What do you think I would do? Make up a
fake ticket with my genius technology?
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I mean, do you hear yourself?
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I mean, come on.
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Okay. Here you go, man.
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Those aren't my clothes.
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Sorry, man.
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These clothes match the number on your
ticket.
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Yes, I'm here for my... Oh, dear.
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I'll just hide in this laundry bag till
Rasta Rat steps out. Then I'll sneak
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back there and get my suit.
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Simple dee dang.
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Pee -yew.
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These clothes are stinky, man.
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Better put them in the extra strong
washer.
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I'm buying this dry cleaner.
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Cool, mon.
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Finally. Now give me my super robo suit.
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There's my genius of the year.
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Thank you.
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Not you.
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The man who discovered how to get
mustard out of Brazilian carbide.
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Congratulations,
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Ruff the Rat.
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I'm a genius, mon.
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worst song yet!
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from your face is so annoying. It makes
me angrier than I've ever been.
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Okay. You really should stop talking.
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That was amazing.
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Have you ever thought about being a
professional wrestler?
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You could be rich and famous.
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Hmm. Well, I don't know. I... Yes! Give
it to me! Now! Please!
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Then come with me.
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Know the goat obliterator? The goat
obliterator!
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The goat obliterator versus...
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Whatever's going on in there.
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Hey,
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watch it, you miserable yellow...
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Please, God, I gotta warn Goat. Are you
ready for your toughest opponent yet?
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Wait, wait, you can't... The ultimate,
the undefeated, the incredibly
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inarticulate Drago Zekevich. Look at my
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face. Ha, ha, yeah, and I've had tougher
tapeworm.
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Goat, you can't fight him.
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She's too powerful.
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I don't think so.
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Here you go. Eat this. Pickles make
everything better.
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I guess pickles aren't so great. My
world has collapsed.
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I'm just making you crazy.
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I got it. Cricket, fly this joke gizmo
up to her enormous head.
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Cricket, distract her. Pig, grab one of
her giant horns and shove it into her
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big ear hole.
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Aye, aye, yellow hot dog man.
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Whistling turned you into a raging,
uncontrollable Hulk monster man.
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What? You turned into a raging,
uncontrollable Hulk monster man.
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What? Oh, just forget it.
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