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This is a door.

And this is a window.

But mostly, this is a door.

Open this door and... Oh boy, that was really spinny.

Sorry.

Inside this door is a world of imagination, of wonder, of super cool

scary eyeballs.

Blink, blink.

It is also where a pig, a goat, and a banana... Me too!

I'm a cricket!

...will learn to be careful what they wish when they enter.

Submitted for your approval, a simple bug with the simplest of wishes.

Love.

What would he do for love, and how many times would this loser... Hey!

Did you just call me a loser?

Yes. Why are you even here?

Behold! All the...

Perfect date.

Perfect. Five gallons of industrial cologne.

And special flowers I genetically engineered myself.

Part daisy, part orchid. I call them dorkids.

That's where you're wrong.

I'm going to take Goat out on a perfect date. Then she'll see how amazing I am.

So that's no dorkids and no giant chocolate goat.

Let's try it again.

Hey, um, goat.

Would you like to, you know, get some nice non -life -threatening ice cream?

Ice cream? Yum!

Yes, I... I mean, cuckoo, whatever.

Two cones. Any flavor the lady wants.

Scoops of chocolate in your eye.

Does anyone like to see my pet weasels?

Huh?

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Really got the pull.

It's not like the planet's going to explode if you pick the wrong flavor.

OK, um, rum, raisin, knee?

Crocket!

Yep, this date is perfect.

Yeah, it'd be nice if Go were here, but how about this rocky road?

Who thinks she can get fame and fortune for a song in the Goofy Toofy Zone?

I got a wicked draft in here.

You're such a cuddly sweetie.

I got you this treasure bag of bitty and lady.

I am writing awful songs today. I need some inspiration.

What do we got?

How to quit?

No. Why bother? For dum -dums.

Ooh.

A book of gore? Huh?

Whoa!

Shrimpy weirdo.

I am not a weirdo. I'm Goff. You opened the book and set me free.

So now I shall grant you a wish.

Anything your heart desires.

What? What's the catch?

There's no catch.

Promise. Zero catches.

Goff my heart and hope to goff. Okay, well, you did goff your heart.

No, Burger Stein, I had a wonderful time with you.

Burger! Hey, Cricket, here go my new kazoo.

Wow,

that's the greatest...

music you were playing.

Oh, what?

This?

Hmm. I just stepped in a bear trap.

And it really hurts.

I'm Lewis Cluck, big time rockin' putty reserve. And I want you to play a

massive concert and get famous.

That is so great.

But maybe we should take you to the doctor first. No time. This concert

in five minutes.

Play me some kazoo while we go.

Oh, that's another bear trap.

They're waiting for you, goat. You're going to be a star.

Oh,

I have dreamed of this for so long.

Hey,

what's the big idea holding up my show?

Your kazoo is cursed.

It totally blipped my head.

Music is going to make us rich. And then, after we're rich, we can look into

bear traps.

Oh, this really hurts.

Look at him. Your kazoo did that.

Play it. You'll see.

I'm not listening.

Sugar -loving turkey kisser.

video game championship.

But when Banana forgets how to play, he'll need a helping hand if he wants to

escape. The sloppy jalopy's gone.

Man,

is that guy annoying.

And man, am I awesome at video games. You're totally going to win the World

Video Game Championships this year.

I just have to qualify on Gut Busters 19, because I already beat one through

So how hard can that be?

Thank you.

Thank you.

In three, two, one.

Jump. Left.

Hey. How did I lose?

Let me try again.

How am I ever going to win the championship now?

Terrible. I'm awful.

Excuse me, yellow hot dog man, but perhaps I can be of assistance.

Unless you can make me good at video games! Buzz off!

The name's Dr.

Cronenberg, and I can make you great at video games.

Now, come with me, you yellow beef machine.

Okay,

I guess.

You're gonna make me good at video games again, Dr.

Freakbeak! By giving you... ...the hands of a video game champion.

It's done.

Long live your new fresh hands.

They're amazing.

Oh, dang.

The hands just hit me.

That's just a slight side effect. It should go away after a while.

Mary Louise Pizza got reporting live from the World Video Game Championships

where... Sorry.

New hands.

Still getting used to them.

Here goes.

Right? Jump!

Bustin' guts, bonus to cheese!

I'm back, baby!

Bananas unstoppable!

Bustin' them guts like a bomb, yeah!

Burn the wind!

to reach the finals.

Yeah!

Look out, world!

Hand knuckle! Banana is hay!

I'm gonna win! Oh, sorry.

My hands are a little rude.

Those hands aren't rude.

They're mine!

Robert Arcade, the meanest and nastiest video game champion ever!

my hands, and I want them back.

All right, here, take them.

Take these nuggies!

Now I'm going to win this tournament, and everyone here is dumb.

What am I going to do?

I've nothing without those hands.

Banana, the power was never in those hands. It was always in your heart.

Now... Get out there and play with your feet.

You can't beat me!

You're right. I can't. But my feet can!

Three, two, one!

B -b -b -b -b -bust gun!

Who got busted?

Whoa! Banana's exploding gut! He's doing more with his feet in the last 30

seconds than I've done in a lifetime!

Letting go of the controller is an immediate disqualification. Banana is

winner!

Banana's the winner!

I did it! I won!

By the way, are you single?

What made him a winner.

And when Pig tries to win over Angry Old Raisin, he'll learn no good deed goes

unpunished in... The Hurgle Gurgle Dr.

Squirgle Dance!

Pig!

Why do you have that silly look on your face?

Angry Old Raisin! I just had a little man talk me in my eye. What are you

fourth best friend in the whole wide world?

My cockamamie scooter's out of gas, and I'm gonna be late for bingo!

Out of gas?

I'll help.

Be right back. No, I don't want your help. Oh, he's already gone.

A haunted gas station?

Wow, haunted gas is so cheap right now.

What kind of gas should I get?

Regular, unleaded, polter.

Polter gas sounds good.

Look, Agrio Raisin, I got gas!

Fill her up, baby.

What's happening?

Whoa.

That poltergast totally blinged out your mobility assist device.

That gas was . Poltergast!

My schooner's out of control and squashing my tomatoes!

I'll save your tomatoes!

Oh no, my schooner is squashing you!

Wait, this is kind of fun.

This hurts my roughness. Could you maybe stop?

Oh, sorry, pig. I can't control it. Then I'll save you, angry old razor, right

after you finish running me over.

Oh, not yet.

Almost.

Looks like it's done now.

Phew! Yeah, that was... A worm!

Not done yet.

Careful, guys! This vase is worth a hundred bajillion bucks!

Look out, best friend!

Phew!

That was a close one!

Emergency roller blade! Emergency motorcycle!

Emergency... The jet -powered bologna sandwich!

That's the one!

I'm getting away!

I'm getting away!

Ooh, sandwich, yum!

Whoopsie dangles!

I'll save my fourth best friend by making an eviler lawnmower!

Good thing I still have some poltergeist!

Hi,

Ford's best friend. Check it out.

Jumpin' Roosevelt, a possessed scooter.

And a totally sweet mower.

You mow it?

Hang on, Ford's best friend. I made a monster lawnmower so I can save your

wrinkled booty from your possessed scooty. What?

I gotta get off of this thing before... I'm trapped.

C'mon!

Yes, yes, you have to get married, because that's what happened in the

Turkey Zone.

That guy looks like banana.

Hold on now.

He was in my lab before I went on a million time travel dates with Goat.

I know, that never happened.

And he was by my window before Gorf gorfed me with that gorfin'