Original subtitles

Hey Kia!

What is this?

It's a party... enjoy yourself

I'll just he back

It's a Wedding not a seminar

Come on, enjoy yourself!

I'll just he hack

Don't feel shy my dear...

Take this

Loosen up and enjoy yourself

Take it

— Let's enjoy? — Sorry...

- I have my chums - Excuse me?

Chums? Periods?

Menstrual cycle?

No problem! Stay free!

Enj "Y!

M15. Axon...

I hope you are happy with the wedding arrangements

Please don't say that...

Can't you see how much everyone is enjoying?

Forget about everyone...

Look how happy 0111 son is!

Your daughter is lovely

She will take good care of him

MI. KapooI, it's true...

behind every successful

there has to be a woman

The two of us are living proof of that!

Today he is VP, tomorrow he will be President...

then CEO, Chairman

How can a man work for 16-hours a day...

without a good support system?

My daughteI-in-law will 5011 out this fool's life

Thank you!

Hey Kia! What are you doing here'?

Go enjoy yourself

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

How can I enjoy myself?

My best friend is dying!

Today her happiness, dreams, identity, independence...

Basically it's her last day of being alive

From tomorrow she will be a support...

Like a pillar...

Ya, ya pillar

S1116, that's important too

But the world will always say...

Wow! What a building!

Who talks about the poor pillar'?

No, no I like marriage

It's a nice concept

But Why should I spend my life with someone

who afleI 40 years will look into my eyes and say...

Thank you for being my pillar!

Enjoy, enjoy

You 0k?

Sorry!

Sorry!

You Want something?

Ma!

I Want my mom!

Yes Msfam?

Can you get this gentleman...

- his Ma? - Excuse me?

Mom?

Kahil

Kin

Mom...

would hold my hand really tight during take off & landing...

Like this...

She was very scared of flying

Was?

It's been 10 years since she passed away

Today is her birthday...

That's Why...

something happened, something flashed,

something crashed. . . and you received this gifi

What gifl?

The gifl of seeing a boy cry live in flout of a gill

You're haPPY light- - -

that your mom was born?

Then why cry on her birthday'?

Celebrate!

Happy birthday Aunty!

Dad's alive right?

Ya

Are you sad that he is'?

No. . . he's 0k

Mama's boy!

Mama's boy does not like his Daddy?

It's not that. It's tough...

to like MI. Bhausal is tough

My dad is Kumat Bansal

Bansal?

The builder'?

I'm already liking you!

You're the son of the man who owns half of Delhi!

The most expensive scotch!

Double, on the rocks please!

This is the problem with low cost airlines

You can't tell the rich from the poor

Everyone travels economy

So'? MI. Kabit Bansal...

You were in Chandigarh to buy Chandigarh'?

No. My friend had a break-up...

I was there for normal support

Cheers!

To your friend's freedom

So...

Having issues with dad?

You Want to transform his business with your new ideas...

but he's not agreeing. Corn-wt?

He Wants to show you he's still the boss

The usual problem with big business families

First produce a son to takeover the business

When the son is ready to takeover,

the father is not ready to handover!

The usual "father-son" friction

I totally get it

I have no interest in my dad's business

What?

And before you order another double on the rocks...

I Want to share a big truth with you

What?

This expensive scotch of yours. ..

I can't afford it

Are you Kulnal Bansa1's stepson?

No, the one & only son

But if I have no interest in dad's business,

to have interest in his money ...

not cool, right?

So What do you do then?

Why'? Do I have to do something?

Yes of course! Why do you need to do anything?

Whether you are interested in dad's money...

or not...

after he's gone it's all yours anyway

- What do you do? - I work at Marion

What do you do there'?

I'm a Marketing Manager

What plans ater that?

After that, in a couple of years I'll be Vice President

Ater that?

I will be CEO

WOW!

With such clarity...

every dream comes true

- We should have a dream in life - Correct!

OI of course...

a dad!

Yes, I have a dad

But even I have a dream

- Don't tell me! - Okay I Won't tell you

Okay tell!

Because actually I really want to know...

When someone has everything...

What would his dream be?

Tell...

I Want to be like my mom

Excuse me?

I...

want to be like my mother

My Plume!

When-is my phone?

Give me your number

I just called to say I am not a "She", I am a "He"

What?

I'm not gay. I don't Want to change my sex...

I hate pink...

I like Women. I like Whiskey

You hid my phone so you could get my number, right'?

Cheap whiskey tomorrow night'?

Can I be honest?

I did find you a hit Weird

So why did you come to meet a weirdo'?

Just like the hook at the end of a TV episode...

which compels you to Watch the next episode

0111 meeting also ended somewhat like that

"I Want to be like my mom!"

And than? And than? And than? And than?

So just curiosity

If it's not a problem to be like your dad,

then What's the problem with being like your mom?

They both produced Inc...

Haven't ever heard a man say...

that he Wants to be like his Mommy

Didn't Rajiv become like Indira Gandhi'?

Doesn't RaJml Want to be like Sonia?

Who was your mom?

Which country was she the PM of!

She was an artist...

Was she a singer, dancer, sculptor...

Housewife

- What? - She was a housewife

And than? And than? And than? And than?

Today's episode...

same time, same place?

The shock has given me severe acidity...

Can't drink tonight

Mafixm

What's this?

Dont know. Came by courier

Dig one'?

Gelusil?

It's not the alcohol...

it's the curiosity that's causing the acidity

Housewives are the world's greatest artists

- What's there to be curious'? - It's not that...

I'm just curious to know why an IINI(B) topper,

instead of taking his dad's business forward...

dreams to he a housewife like his mom?

How do you know I'm from IINI(B)'?

Facebook. It's a small world you know

But my Facebook page hasn't been active for ages

I saw your picture on a Facebook friend's page

Who?

- Neha - Dlmpia?

Dholakia

Forget about yesterday...

Yesterday is old news...

I didn't see any suggestive pictures

It was tagged, "Me and my genius topper friend"

So I assumed you guys were batch mates

But now I'm 011110115...

Before more curiousity gives you more acidity...

Eat!

How do you know I like this pasta?

You: tresses, long and thick like spaghetti...

Eyes, black like olives...

actually, eyes not so black...

Nose pointed like baby corn

Cheeks flushed like cherry tomatoes

Lips made of sliced bell pepper

A spicy tongue like jalapeo

You are a full on pasta dish

You're not going to eat stuffed Indian bread

Wow Kahil!

I'm floored

No one has ever seen n1e as a vegetable shop!

So romantic

How can anyone be romantic with you'?

You Want to arrive fast...

eat fast, talk fast, listen fast...

move ahead fast. ..

Romance...

happens in slow motion

Now did you feel something?

Neha...

But somethings fishy

The pasta's veg, how can it be fishy'?

If you didn't Want to he in business,

Why do an MBA?

Before being against something...

one should understand it fully

Why are you so against business?

What is business? A man has a dream...

To fulfill it he starts a company

He employs people to run the company...

and gives them all a dream of "moving ahead"

Working day and night, "moving ahead",

earning millions, they become blind...

and can't even see that their dreams were fulfilled long ago

Instead of enjoying the fruits of their labour,

they keep "moving ahead" like zombies!

Acidity, stress, heart problems ...

Finally they end up in an expensive private hospital and say...

"Thank God! I can afford World-class medical treatment"

What? I'm serious!

This mantra of moving ahead is the most dangerous

Who are you moving ahead of!

Where are you going'? Why are you going'?

In the housewife sector, there's no "moving ahead" madness

There's no ranking in this industry

So no insecurity, no acidity

only happiness

Oh great Saint Kabit

You're full of shit

Your goal is to avoid hard work all your life

I've never heard such a rubbish philosophy in my life

Why?

If someone like your dad does not dream of "moving ahead"...

then how do you become a housewife and sit at home like your mom?

Mom didn't sit at home

I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it like that

How did you mean it than?

What did you mean?

Without a visiting card or designation...

a person has no value?

Is making a home lesser than any profession?

It's the biggest bloody art in the World...

The art of having no dlealns for yourself

The art of being happy for others

The art of happily sacrificing your identity

Do you know What is MIS. Bausa1's actual name?

She was a pillar for my big builder dad

A building falls without support

Just because she was not famous or making millions...

she "sat at home and did nothing"?

She was creating a home

My mother was an artist...

A great artist

And like every great artist...

she was also very sensitive

She died early because...

just like you, one day my father told her...

"What do you do except sit at home!"

My goal is not to avoid hard work

But I work hard to avoid useless goals

Hey I'm sorry...

I'm really sorry

I didn't mean it like that

Hello?

Sorry man! What do you Want me to do?

Come on now Kahil

Aren't you a topper? Please forgive lesser mortals

Enough Kahil

Even you: morn wouldn't approve of such behaviour towards a gill

Sunday tomorrow. What are you doing'?

I have work in office

- Take the day off - It's tough

Means you're not sorry

Hey, this is so cool!

Shit man!

This is the solution to global Warming!

Why do people buy cats?

Actually maybe for women not so good

Then-is a lot you don't know

Yes... Can't tell from that beard that you're a kid!

Your (one does not sound like you are sorry

No, no...

There's a child in everyone, so it's cool

You don't Want to go on the toy train?

It's for ages under 12

I love trains

Vintage steam engines, mini locomotives

Many Iale models are here

Even I have... a full train set!

The world is into space travel

And you're stuck in steam engines'?

The romance of trains...

You Won't get it

You're a robot! Corporate robot

Your hardware has no sofl feelings

You're a corporate psychopath

If it were up to you, you'd kill all office-goers

There is sofiness

Touch and see

Just stone

Did your mom and dad feed you granite?

Not mom & dad

Just mom

I was Z when I lost my dad in an accident

He died very young

So only morn after that

She married fast, had a baby fast

became single fast

So now you know Why I am "fist-fast"

Hereditary problem

I'm so sorry

Happens

AfleI dad died mom made herself busy

She became the queen of social work

Today she runs a few NGOs

I've always missed having a home

and a perfect family

I had some sofiness too...

But now this is me

Are you single'?

Why, do I look double to you?

Don't you have a boyfriend?

On and off...

But no one permanent

- You scare them away? - Boys are chicken

They can't handle a woman more ambitious than them

So you're going to die single?

In an expensive hospital

But Why are you so curious?

Why? Do you hold the copyright to he curious?

Ok ask me

- When is you: birthday'? - 15th April

What are you saying? Mine too! 15th AprilH

- What'? Don't lie - Here look, my I.D.

You think we are twins separated at birth?

1988!

And you?

Where are you: manners'?

Never ask a woman her year of birth!

Did you see the 1983 World Cup, when India won'?

No. I Wasn't horn then

And the 1987 World Cup'? When Australia won'?

- No. I was too young - That means you are '84 born

- '85 - You said it, I didn't ask!

Do you like kids?

Yes. But othefs

Don't kids slit your maternal instincts?

There are so many kids around

Why produce one more'?

Afraid'?

Kids and marriage will hijack your flight to success?

The idea of marriage is good

It's nice to have someone

To talk to...

like a special friend...

who you can cuddle and sleep with!

Your own private happy space

But a Woman pays too heavy a price in marriage

No offense to you: morn, but the responsibility of a happy home,

is always forced onto the woman

However evolved a man is...

a woman's career somewhere gets compromised

Marriage is not foI me

Why? So many Women manage both Well

They're super, super women

So aren't you a super, super, super woman?

Not at all

So marry me then!

If you Want to slap me, then on this cheek please...

I have dental problems this side

The doctor said I have to extract my wisdom tooth

"You're too wise! "

Now Who's fist-fast?

Slow down!

Why should I be the scapegoat for you to be a housewife?

Scapegoat?

You Want to move ahead fast, I don't Want to move ahead at all

You Want marriage but you don't Want the domestic hassles

I Want marriage too...

but don't want the office, career, ambition hassles

Even out birthdays are the same

Ok I'm thlee years younger, but big deal!

We are 100% made for each other

Unless of coulse you're chicken...

And can't handle a man without ambition

I'm not in love with you

NeiLheI am I

If you're not in love then why do you want to marry'?

We should get married filst...

If we fall in love before... what will we do after marriage'?

You're breathing is heavy...

You're breaking into a sweat...

You're body is trembling...

You're not in love'?

With my one touch...

your heart was pounding...

You couldn't speak a word...

Skipped woIk to hang with an aimless dude and...

eat greasy food...

You're not in love'?

Foolish love... Foolish love

This love of mus

Foolish love... Foolish love

All t0psy—fl1-1'VY---

Is there a dog in the house?

Sorry about the mess!

- Hi - Hi!

Mom, Kahil Kahil, mom

Hi Kahil

You are her morn'?

AIe you married?

Say the word we can change plans and elope right away!

You only hit on women older than you'?

Excuse me?

Where are the older women'?

How old are you mister?

Mom We share the same hiILhday

But he's 1988

So he's hitting on you

No lines. Full circle

CIazy guy Wants to marry me!

Kahit!

Why do you Want to commit suicide?

Be single, he happy...

Do something with your life

Life is too short

Why Waste it being SOII160D6'S husband?

Actually mom, not husband...

he Wants to he my Wife

What?

Interesting ...

Meaning you will eat for free'?

You Women think like men...

and then call us chauvinists!

IfKia was your son...

and brought home a gill

who Wants to marry and he a housewife...

Would you ask that gill the same question?

Point!

But I would ask the same question even then

My daughter truly loves you

Wow mom!

- You're Sherlock Holtnes - You're not getting it!

What I mean is, when Women fall in love...

foolish men think We love only them

But we love them, their job, their position...

financial security... We love the Whole package deal

But there is nothing to love ab out you...

except youlselfl

You Won't even take your dad's money

Which means she really loves you for you

Which means...

there must be sulely something special about you

Oh, y011'I6 praising me!

For a second, I was confused!

But you're 0k with this or not 0k with this?

Had sex?

hnporlaut hefoIe commitment

I'm very excited!

Kia April 15th Kabit April 15th

Kia Weds Kahil, also April 15th?

Titanic sank April 15th.

You will never forget the date!

DuG, Kin Kin, dad

Sit it's an lmnoul meeting you

The lmnoul is all mine

It is the filst time he is introducing me to a fiiend

Please sit. What will you drink?

No, nothing. I'm fine, thank you

We are getting married

What do you do my dear?

- I work at Marico... - Driver, peon...

lifimau, Watchman. .. Anything!

First get him ajoh...

then do WhateveI you Want with him

How will he look after you'?

Just like mom did

Have you gone mad? You'll live off a Woman?

You are a man!

If you've forgotten go in, take off you: underwear and check!

If you don't want to do anything with you: life then die alone

I'm dealing with it...

It's my misfortune...

Why are you ruining another life'?

A woman is a man's responsibility

You should take care of her, protect her,

fulfill her every need

When a man becomes a woman's responsibility

and stays with her as a househusband...

people call him impotent

If you're impotent, quietly stay here

Why are you broadcasting this shame'?

MI. Bausal...

Today I am truly proud of your son

Despite being horn in this house, he is the Way he is

If he had taken over you: business & made you proud in society,

then you would call him a "man"...

But for a woman...

a real man is one...

who knows he's a man

Not one who isn't confident of What's inside his underwear...

and has to shout from the Ioofiops...

"I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man!"

Today I consider myself the luckiest woman in the world

Because I have a real man by my side

Wish you would learn something from you: son

One minute...

Didn't buy it with my dad's money... It's a gifi from my uncle

Underwear check?

Who's filst?

Get serious! We're getting married here!

Congrats!

Mom's...

Happy birthday

Thank you

I'll go and reheat the tea

So serious about you: duties from day one'?

If I don't impress my wife with my service,

she will kick me out!

I don't drink tea

Then What do you drink filst thing in the morning?

Other than single malt

Coffee

Black, white, filter or instant'?

I am aheady very impressed...

you relax I'll make it

Black, white, filter or instant'?

Black. Filter

Did you clean up?

No, I opened the Window, a strong wind blew...

- the place got cleaned up! - There is a maid to do all this...

- She comes at noon - No Women allowed in the kitchen

This is my kitchen!

Coffee

Thank you!

- And you: coffee'? - Tea. Already had two cups

Bathxoonl done, jogging done, shower done...

There! Done praying too

How's the coffee?

Nice, nice!

Good, good...

All members of this household are requested...

to always speak the truth to each other

This maintains peace and happiness at home

Too much milk!

Too bitter!

Good. Feedback leads to improvement

I'm a tea dIinkeI. It's the filst time I'm making coffee

How could you hide such a big truth fIom me?

If I knew you didn't know how to make coffee...

I would have never agreed to this relationship

Mom, We have been cheated!

Please forgive n1e. It will never happen again!

Breakfast? Ornelette, scrambled, half-fry, French toast?

We don't have breakfast. Just coffee

Which is Why you get acidity

Ornelette, scrambled, half-fry, French toast...

Gelucil or Digene'?

Stuffed potato pamutha, hot, flied puris...

can't you make?

You were starving all these days. Quietly eat whatever I make

Ok

Omelet“: . . .

But it should he fluffy

Just like in those French recipe books!

Mummy foI you?

Not had!

What do you know about good and bad'? It's the filst time you're eating breakfast!

Eat something?

Ate long ago

You thought I'd Wait?

Listen. . .

This evening...

come home late. No hurry

What kind of a husband are you?

Aren't you ashamed of sending a woman alone into this cruel world to earn for her family?

And where's you: wedding chain'?

Now get lost

Sorry! I just got really late

I'm surprised you got up at all today

Guys, Kia got married secretly yesterday

Congratulations!

- Thank you - Congratulations!

- Thank you - Congratulations!

So Kia, how come you're at office today'?

Where should I go'?

You just got married yesterday. Don't you want to take a break? Spend some time at home'?

Ralml, What did you tell me?

You were in meetings even on you: wedding day

So you're the Boss and my inspiration is my Boss

Don't remind rue! Sangeeta was waiting at home with a knife in hel hand

On out filst night together

How do we explain out work to women'?

Same problem...

How do we explain out work to men'?

Come over!

Brother, I thought you were at work!

I am at woIk

This is what goes on here'?

- I've recorded everything - Sorry brother...

This is the filst time I've done this...

Shut up! Stop acting

Now I'll call the police, show them a movie

Please forgive n16 brother...

I made a mistake, I'll neveI do it again!

I'll do whatever you say!

Boyfriend, sex, love... all are important

But before using sonleone's bed at least ask them!

- Changed the bed-sheet? - Yes

How much is your salary?

Ten thousand

If you use the hedloom again...

I'll deduct the Whole ten thousand...

Room charge

Sorry brother!

Please don't tell Madam...

Frorn tomorrow 12 o'clock won't do...

Sharp 9

Pick up the broom!

Let's drink cheap Whiskey

See you in 7.0 minutes

I've found a new place that sells expensive whiskey for cheap

Where'?

If you do all this in front of Inc...

I'll also have to find a lap to sit on

Some 0116's been shopping'?

I hIought him home empty-handed. ..

He'd he roaming naked!

You have to spend some money. Housewives don't come for free

It's 10.30. Should we order some food'?

Black lentils, cottage cheese in butter,

spicy ladyfinger, yogurt with fried chickpeas...

Indian bread...

And above all, cumin rice

What Kahit?

Why all this?

We could have ordered...

Food is "ordered" in a hotel...

at home food is "cooked"

But since you are so fond of ordering...

Ham's the hill...

I need money... to run the house

TheIe is nobody like him!

TheIe is nobody like him!

He's got a thousand qualifies...

TheIe is nobody like him!

Every gill Wishes she had a guy like

He's the most Wanted man!

He's the most Wanted man!

He's the most Wanted man!

Kabit my whole office wants to meet you

Tonight! Tonight! Tonight!

What do you think?

We should have a party everyday, at least then you'll come home early

What was the need for catering, Kia'?

I could have cooked

They are coming to meet you...

and you'll he in the kitchen?

And hey listen! Don't serve...

Hang around, meet everyone... Chill

Just hang loose 0k?

Actually...

What have you told them about me?

What do they think I do?

What do you mean?

Has no one asked you...

the filst question everyone asks afleI marriage...

What does your husband do?

I said you work from home and...

you're writing a book or something

Are you ashamed of n16'?

Do I embarrass you'?

Kahil...

It's very difficult for people to understand out trip

Sorry...

I'm really sorry

I'm so stupid

Sometimes explaining to people is such a pain...

It's so difficult that...

out of sheer laziness we just avoid the topic

But you know What?

I'm so proud of you

I'm so proud of What We are

Let's show them today...

What We are

Lovely house!

You know, your Wife is going to go places!

- Cheers to that! - Cheers!

Kia was saying that you're writing a book?

Hey guys"-

I have an announcement to make...

Before anyone else asks what my husband does...

My husband is an artist

Cheers!

My husband looks afleI 0111 home so that I can go places

My husband takes care of 0111 home, so that...

How do I translate go places...'?

I can fly

And he isn't writing any hook...

But someone will definitely write a hook on him some day

- So cheers to that guys! - Cheers!

"I am not emhatassed by you"...

You could have whispered these words in my ear

I didn't ask you for proof!

Is this your mode of transport?

I'm really sorry!

I don't know how that fell...

Relax

So Kahit...

If Kia troubles you too much and you feel like running away...

please come to my house!

No. Not today... I have a headache

To hell with your headache!

0k!

Tell Amol to give me the full sketch of the plans today itself

Yes today!

We are making a building. Not some painting!

So'?

Did your Wife Lhlow you out?

MI. SinghaTs daughter works in you: wife's office...

Everyone is laughing at me

I'm getting condolence calls!

Have some shame!

Don't Waste your youth on cooking lentils and rice

Then-is still time

Do some real work

This time will never come back

No one will respect you!

Respect is earned by doing a job well

You carry on making buildings for respect...

I'm making a home

One of my signals broke...

Kishen Uncle!

Yes?

There are 2-3 led lights in the dlawel in my cupboard...

Can you please bring them?

I'll get them

Need money?

Get the ca: ready

Hey Kia!

- How are you? - How are you?

Ah the Wives!

- Hello - Hello!

Kabit, Kia's better half

Of course! We've heard a lot about you

We want lots of tips from you

Tips?

Ok, here's the filst tip...

Marry an alcoholic...

they will at least come home!

But a workaholic? Never!

She's always so busy

I told her let's celebrate our honeymoon before we die

She said, Ok...

I'm going for a marketing conference to Dubai...

Have you: honeymoon there

Who takes care of you: house in you: absence?

I've organised everything

MoLheI-in-law will have no trouble...

I've also had CCTV's installed...

You can never trust you: house with the maid

Which lady are you flirting with?

I'm honeynlooning with everyone's wives except mine!

Haven't seen your boss RaJml around

He has been transferred to the China office

Now I report directly to his boss

Should We eat?

You cal. Y“ see you in the mom

Hi baby!

Why did you Wake me up?

You could've taken another key from the reception

Sorry!

Come, let's go to sleep

Why so late?

Michael is 0111 company's Global Marketing Consultant

He's from New York

So just chatting about key marketing issues

Very interesting chap

Sorry!

How could I just leave halfway'?

Sue, Tm fight hem...

you should've had breakfast with hitn as well!

Hello! Just Watch it!

l was watching Kin

I'm just you: toy boy, right? Living off you: pity...

What can I do except Watch?

What living off pity?

Fool! We chose this life!

No one forced us

And I thought we were above all this crap!

You didn't even introduce me. Just dismissed me!

I forgot, that you're also in the same business...

where it's 0k to do anything to move ahead!

Go. Sleep with him! You'll get a posting in America

How date you speak to me like this?

You're just another cheap

who is pretending to he evolved!

You showed your true 00101115!

I spoke to a man for a bit, and this is what you think of n16'?

He's a foreigner... so you're getting more of a complex?

How date you?

Yes I'm a Woman. Yes I'm a husinesswomau. But no...

to move ahead I don't need to sleep with...

American jealousy...

is good for Indian health!

Next time We'll try Italian jealousy!

Hey, hey! Wait wait!

Hey! Wait Wait Wait!

Happy birthday

What is this rubbish?

Blood test report is here

Sugar high. Vitamin D low...

B12 zero...

But Why are you torturing me?

Her blood runs in you: veins... you'll have the same problems

From today priority is health

Early morning no coffee...

only juice

Today's menu. . . bitter gourd!

Anyway the cup is a coffee cup. Enjoy!

Sugatfiee. ..

Slitn

Spinach. . . Some more spinach

Eat...

That's all there is... Soup and salad

No cub (Eel

At least give me a Whiskey

- there should be some meaning to living! - Once a week...

that too only if you follow the diet

Aren't you eating'?

Are you crazy'?

I told you...

learn cooking!

Sugar flee biscuits that have less sugar...

are priced double of the sugar biscuits

Slim milk, which has less

costs more than milk that has more milk!

Less food is costlier than more food!

It's all the magic of marketing!

Actually they should be paying you more

To stay healthy you don't need to go on an extreme diet

Why are you Wasting money? Give us normal food

Looks like Delhi is safe again!

Come for a night walk with us too!

Look at those legs!

Kahit!

S1017

You Wanted to see legs, right?

Seeing this macho side of youls for the filst time...

something is happening to me!

One underwear check is equal to 45 minutes of walking

Macho?

Yes?

- Is Kia home'? - No she's at work

- And you are'? - I'm her husband

And you?

I'm the owner of this flat

Sorry! Come in. Please come

- Can I get you anything? Tea? Coffee? - No. I'm flue

Have you come for the rent'?

You have all the cheques for the year, right'?

- I've come to return them - Did the cheques bounce?

No...

Actually... There's an emergency

I'll have to sell this house

And us?

You'll have to vacate...

...fi_nd another place

Sit, do you know how hard I have Worked to make this home?

Finding a house on rent is such a pain!

Aren't there any flats available in this building'?

Already checked

This is so beautiful

Come Kahil. Let's play

- Come on! - We should buy this house

Are you mad'?

Do you know how much this place costs?

My full salary will go in paying the monthly installment...

and mom's salary from the charity too

What will We eat?

Afier a year or two we can afford it Kabit

The flat rate will increase faster than you: salary

We can never afford to

Need money! Need money! Need money!

If I work for 2-3 years it will solve the problem

Should I work or not'? Work or not'? Work or not'? Work or not'?

If I work I'll dive straight get caught up in the Iat race... become a robot...

go crazy like the rest... become like dad...

fight everyday with Kia, 0111 home will he destroyed... Both will die!

Need extra money but everything should remain the same

Money money money but how how how?

How?

To buy the house We'll have to...

change tracks a little

And than? And than? And than? And than?

Monthly instalment is equal to Kia's salary. But...

What is monthly expense?

Maintenance...

10,000

Electricity. . .

3,000...

2,500

Maid... 10,000

But we need her!

Whiskey 5,000

4,500

Grocery, house expenses...

Kia's shopping, Tam sky...

Entertainment... Medical emeIgency

Credit card, etc...

If we buy the house, then to run it...

We need 95,000 more per month

Who's winning?

Kahil?

It's the filst time you're hosting a kitty party at home...

And so stingy?

Sprouts, soya sticks...

Even the flesh lituewateI has no sugar

Give us samosas, kebabs...

Call for some beer...

Set the mood!

Afier all we have to go home to out husbands' faces!

Spend your day looking at oLheI faces... Have affairs...

By evening your mood will he flue!

Will you have an affail with us?

Not even Hrithik Roshan can resist you!

Show me!

WOW!

I'm showing you...

Which app is this?

Forever young ...

We have to download this app!

I can give up my life for a body like that!

I'll give up all my fortune!

Give me one 110111 of your life...

and from you: fortune just Rs. 500 per session...

Can you give me?

Not just the app, I'll download a whole new body for you!

Mummy"-

Sugar level is hack to normal so chocolate is hack in your life?

What chocolate?

Who was the handsome, chocolate man?

Why?

Can't I have handsome friends?

If you feel awkward around you: daughter...

my fiienrfs apartment is empty...

in case you need some privacy with you: handsome friend

Handsome fiiend has an empty apartment too!

AfleI Kia's dad and...

before this handsome friend, how many handsome...

- Welcome hack! - Welcome hack!

Right in time! Beans and rice is ready

Kim!

Kia What's happened?

Kim!

We'll have to sell the house!

We just bought it!

Some problem at work'?

I'm finished! I'm finished!

Everything3 over. My dlealns, my plans...

my life . . . Everything3 over!

My career is over! I don't want to live anymore!

What has happened?

I'm pregnant

It's all your fault!

- What did I do? - Who did than?

You should have been careful!

I'm always careful!

Useless!

- Chill Kia - What chill?

It's not you: problem. The baby is in my stomach!

My life is getting oveI!

- Calm down! We'll handle this... - Handle?

What will you handle?

Because you've earned some money, you can handle anything?

Why should your wife have any drearns'? Get her pregnant and rnake her sit at horne!

A man's ultimate revenge!

- Took your revenge? - Shut up Kia!

Bloody useless! Get lost!

Kia...

What is it?

Pregnancy tests are not 100% accurate...

How accurate are they'?

99%

Ass!

Kia hear n16 out! Let's try a few brands. If we Sorry...

If we pass, then we'll go to the hospital and get properly tested

If you're definitely pregnant we'll get an abortion done

You'll have the abortion? Is the baby in you: stomach?

Sorry! Sorry!

Take this

What's this?

All different brands. . . Let's test with all

So many'? Are you mad'?

Best of five...

Positive!

1-0:

2-0! I've already done one!

Chill! Chill!

Next...

There's some problem...

- It's showing negative - This is the right one! Yes!

I knew it...

You're not pregnant! This is the right one

- This is also negative - Z-Z! Yes!

I knew it! I knew you're not pregnant!

Hey Kia!

Negative! Negative! 3-2!

How can you ever think I'll stop you: life'?

- Now why'? - What if it's 3-3'?

4-2 a Negative!

I can't believe this!

Whatever the problem...

it's not Youls or Mine... it's Ouls

We're in this together

Don't take off on me like that...

Ever!

I'm sorry baby!

Then-is a pIoduct launch next Week...

so I just panicked!

Forget that product. If this product had launched...

who would pay the monthly instalment?

My problem is bigger than you: problem!

Now come. There's you: favourite beans and rice for dinner. Come on

You marketing guys don't understand

You: emotional ad campaign won't do!

The pressule of sales is on me

We need an offer

To boost the sales, Rs. 2O off immediately!

You made an offer of Rs. 1O offjust 4 months ago!

You sales guys will kill the brand!

- There will be no brand without buyers... - Sit!

This is short term thinking!

Rs. 2O off is less

We should give 50% off

What?

- But not for women. - Meaning'?

50% off...

if the men come to buy

Kim!

You've lost it?

Which man buys cooking oil?

Maybe in your house...

If We tell Women...

this offer is only for men...

all of them will force their men to go to the stores

Their love for the brand will increase ...

because thanks to the brand, their lifelong dlean1 is being fulfilled...

of getting men to shale the responsibility of running the house

Why should caring for the health of the family...

only be the wife's duty'? Men must share that responsibility too

The house is in his name...

so shouldn't he be doing some housework too'?

And one more thing, maybe because of this...

you: wife also will start liking you more!

Brilliant!

Kia this is a hIeakLhIough idea!

The whole Saffola range should have this offer!

Kahil...

I got promoted to Vice President MalketLng!

Here he is!

From today onwards training ...

- stops! - What?

Take care of you: own bodies

- What do you mean? - Why?

Wife's status is rising. Mother-in-lavfs status is changing

Too many responsibilities now... no time!

Don't do this Kabit, you're my life!

We had a target of 15 kilos, only 6 has been achieved!

We need you Kahil!

But I don't need the money!

- My god! You can't do this! - Please!

But... I Won't take money

- So no then - Ok, 0k!

- Bye - Kia Wait!

So late! Have you eaten?

Too tiled

How was your day?

- It's Sunday. - So'?

Don't you know What Sunday means?

Big review meeting tomorrow. I'll have to go to office

Miss it!

' Can't! ' can!

Can't!

For a woman to make a name in the corporate world at such a young age...

is 5611 very {axe Kin. W5 u big achievement

I think it's equally difficult for the men

Come on it's much tougher on us

We have to excel both at the office and at home

I only focus on my work...

My husband takes care of the house

Wow! Is he for real'?

Wish everyone had a husband like youls

I'd Ieally like to meet him!

Kia what is this? Why did you give them my number'?

- It's a small interview. No big deal. - I don't like all this! Why are we doing this?

I will benefit. Your interview will give me moIe publicity

Ok bye now I have to go!

Kabit than]: you for letting us into you: life

You have a beautiful home!

- Thank you. - When did you decide...

that you would take care of the house full time '.7

The filst time I came to this house and saw it's condition...

I decided that the "men" in this house needed a "Woman"

So can we say that in you: relationship, Kia is the man'?

No...

Kia is a Woman, and I am a

but I understand you: confusion

Homemaker means you're a "she", having a career means you're a "he"...

According to "Indian tradition"

True, hut Kin is a very successful Woman & you are dependent on heI financially...

Does you: ego ever hurt'? Do you feel jealous?

So you're saying that...

all those women who are honlenlakers are jealous of their husband's success?

Using their money to run the house hurts their ego'?

If Women don't feel it, Why do you think men will feel...

jealous... have an ego?

Maybe men's upbringing, genetic difference...

Of course. We are different...

Which is why I don't wear a bra & she doesn't have a beard

But genes don't say that a bra can't go to work...

or that a beard can't run the house

My "she" is proving to the world...

that she's no less than a "he"...

And this "he" is proving to the world...

that he's no less than a "she"!

The Constitution of India gives every citizen the freedom of choice

She and he have the freedom to choose what they want to do

We chose this life. Why is it breaking news to you'?

Kim!

I saw your husband's "He-She" interview...

Damn cool!

What a dude your husband is!

For a minute even I was influenced by his words!

You're a very lucky gill!

You: husband is a very progressive man

Yes. All companies should recruit more women

I wish more of out men were like hitn. He's from IINI(B), right'?

Kia, your husband's trending!

Let's get back to work guys

Hi Msfam...

I saw your interview...

- Thank you! - I loved what you were wearing!

You've become an overnight stat!

Saw the interview? I gave you so much publicity!

Me'? You were praising yourself!

Anyway you looked hot!

It was a question of your reputation! I did the make-up and lighting myself

What did you mean "condition of the house" before you came'?

Did we live in the gutter before'?

That was a joke... A true joke

And What was that...

"She" is proving to the world that she's no less than a "he"...

That was a compliment!

What do you think? That my life's

is to show people that I'm no less than a man?

I'm not proving anything to anyone, 0k'?

I just want to be the best at what I do

She finds faults even in compliments!

You said something?

I saw your son on T.V.

But Women's Day is next month...

What was he doing on T.V.‘.7

Sit, he speaks very Well

- Did he say anything about me? - N0 sit...

He didn't even take your name

Thank God...

else 0111 apartment prices would fall!

- Hello? - Hi, is this MI. Kahil Bansal?

Yes, speaking

Sit We would like you to talk in 0111 TedX Progmmme

- What is this? I'm starving! - Sorry!

What will you have?

Just order anything!

Hello?

Sit, we're doing a cookery show...

- Don't you think'? - Clutter-breaking idea, sit!

Sit I know it's very interesting...

but I don't think he'll do it

Television is going to die

Who will Watch T.V. with so many ads?

They should ban ads!

When-is mom?

Some NGO seminar or something

Drink?

You Won't believe it...

my boss Wants to cast you in an ad

Excuse me?

Don't Worry... I said no

Which ad?

Saffola!

Saffola?

Saffola...

Actually Kin R's u 45006 Men

You: last "offer" idea for men was such a hit...

Actually...

it's a great idea!

How long will we stereotype women in ads'?

Ads influence society, right?

Change ads, change society!

You'll do an ad?

Kia, I Want Kahil to give 0111 Marketing & Sales team...

an inspirational talk. Just an informal evening session

He's such an interesting man. I'm 5111c people will love it!

Kahil?

Here'?

You're really enjoying you: new life, aren't you'?

I really enjoyed coming to you: office

But how do you work there'?

I Wasn't talking about this evening

What do you mean?

I mean...

all these talks and speeches...

At first I found these interviews & talks on gender equality very irritating

But afiel seeing the response, I started

If I can do some good, then why not'?

What good are you doing?

By sharing out lives...

if someone else's life gets better, then why not'?

I thought I was the marketing person, and you didn't like marketing...

You are marketing your life!

0111 life!

Not my life

My life is not so different

So many women work...

You're the different anitnal!

And anyway who are you helping?

You think that centuries of injustice done to Women...

can he wiped clean in a second by your example?

It's the men, not the Women who are benefiting fIom this

Inspired by you, men think they can sit at home & become stats!

If you don't want to work...

why encourage others to be useless

That you find happiness in my happiness

Is not necessary in love...

If 0111 paths don't meet...

does not mean We are apart...

This is love, not duty...

This is love, not duty...

This is love, not duty...

This is love, not duty...

I have some good news

We want to send you to New York for a management programme

It's a fabulous one month programme

Would you like to go'?

Everything 0k?

Yes sit. I'll go

I'm already depressed!

How can you both leave me all alone...

and go to the U.S. for a month'?

Very mean!

What alone? I'm not going

I'm just joking...

What's happened to you Kahil?

He's become famous mom...

- He doesn't have dates. - What?

Everything stops from today

What?

Anyway. . .

the country's youth is Watching this useless example...

and getting corrupted!

What?

How can I leave you in this condition?

What's happened to me?

Anything can happen. Anyway my job is to take care ofthe house...

not to travel the world!

I'm sorry...

For what?

Why Won't you come?

What will I come and do there for a month'?

You'll he able to stay without me?

You'll he busy...

Instead of living there without you it's better if I stay here without you

At least I can look after morn

I Want to he useful

Then I Won't go too

Don't go!

But I've already accepted...

and it's a great opportunity to learn

So go...

I didn't mean What I said in the cat

I mean What I'm saying now

You do you: work, I'll do mine

Anyway you feel that I don't do anything

If I come to America with you and enjoy...

even I'll feel that I'm useless!

I don't know how to convince you...

This is love, not duty...

Does not mean I desire you any less

This is love, not duty...

Times have changed a hit, But I'm the same, my love...

How do I make you undeIstamLfZ

I don't know how to make you happy But I Want to see a smile on your face

This is love, not duty...

This is love, not duty...

This is love, not duty...

This is love, not duty...

That you find happiness in my happiness

Is not necessary in love...

That you find happiness in my happiness

Is not necessary in love...

If 0111 paths don't meet...

does not mean We are apart...

Where are you going all dlessed up like a stud?

To focus on my present life...

I had made my past out of focus...

But now my past is calling out to me

AfleI many years then-is a reunion of all the MBA Iohots

Shall I go?

If you come home early sleep outside!

So you learned how to cook?

Yes, completely!

- Hi Kahil! - Hi Neha

- How's Kia? - She's good. Very good

When Z people have a scene in college...

and they lose touch...

and meet after many years...

that moment guys... is pule sex!

Here! Sex done'?

- What are you drinking? - I Want to get dnmk!

I Want to have shots!

Kahil...

You gave me a big complex in college...

Now that I'm Worth 400 million dollars, and single...

you still make me feel like a loseI!

What did I do?

You're the one who is in every woman's dlealn even afiel marriage!

You've become a film ditectoI but still didn't bring an actress along

Your life is no less than a film. How much foI the copyrights?

- Kahit? - Yes?

Will you come to Mumhai foI me?

Why is your husband in Delhi?

No in Paris. Ass!

My channel is doing a big programme for Women's Day...

I stopped doing all that...

Please do it foI me?

Just one day! Please?

How many times can I say the same thing? Anyway it's Women's Day...

Women should speak for the benefit of women to women!

F01 Women to benefit men should speak to men

No, you find yourself another man

I've committed...

I'll he badly screwed!

Just one day... Please!

Please!

Please!

(Kahil: History says, in the stone ages men hunted and Women in caves cooked...)

No one checked how many men cooked...

and how many Women hunted!

If you Iniss 1 match out of 121 it won't make any difference...

Today's Women's Day, sit with your Woman and listen to this boy!

If we reversed the roles, then what?

The Woman's job would he hunting...

the man's job, cooking!

Only their responsibilities would have been swapped

Men would have Iemained men...

Women would have remained women...

Sex would have been just as good! Yes, but today We...

would not be celebrating Women's Day...

but Men's Day instead!

History must have been written by a man!

His-tory. . .

The clue is in the word itself, His Story!

Does anyone know Her Story?

- Who's this fellow? - He's a man!

I can see that

The men who discovered the Hindi language knew this about this mistake...

In Hindi grammar, "cooking" is a masculine gender...

So cooking is male territory

"Working" is a feminine gender...

Female territory!

Fact is...

we ale speaking one language, and living another

He takes care of his home so his wife can fulfil? her dlealns

Good!

Good'? Could you have ever done this?

Yes, Why not?

Rubbish! If I had continued my acting work...

would you have taken care of the house?

Absolutely. If that was your dleam

You can't boil a glass of water on you: own!

We would have got a cook. Does he have kids?

- That's not the point! - That's the point...

That's the big point Jaya!

When did I stop you from working'?

It was your choice!

Exactly. It was my choice because I had no other choice!

What are you sayillg!

I would have happily looked after the house!

Sula!

Amitahh Bachchan cooking in the kitchen...

and J aya Bachchan happily waving to her fans every Sunday!

You would have been 0k with it?

Yeah. Why not?

So easy to say it. Can't rewind life!

What do I do?

What do you Want me to do?

- I Want to meet this boy - Who? This guy?

- Yeah - Why?

I like him. Just look at him!

At this age a new LhIeat!

Hi. You coming?

Corning where?

So Why did you call? 145