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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,313 Hey Kia! 2 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,347 What is this? 3 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,649 It's a party... enjoy yourself 4 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:31,780 I'll just he back 5 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,660 It's a Wedding not a seminar 6 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,229 Come on, enjoy yourself! 7 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:39,525 I'll just he hack 8 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,061 Don't feel shy my dear... 9 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,264 Take this 10 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:51,069 Loosen up and enjoy yourself 11 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,371 Take it 12 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,989 — Let's enjoy? — Sorry... 13 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,992 - I have my chums - Excuse me? 14 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,693 Chums? Periods? 15 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,121 Menstrual cycle? 16 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,400 No problem! Stay free! 17 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,229 Enj "Y! 18 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,009 M15. Axon... 19 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:30,344 I hope you are happy with the wedding arrangements 20 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:31,780 Please don't say that... 21 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:34,040 Can't you see how much everyone is enjoying? 22 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:35,347 Forget about everyone... 23 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,615 Look how happy 0111 son is! 24 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,749 Your daughter is lovely 25 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,686 She will take good care of him 26 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,659 MI. KapooI, it's true... 27 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,563 behind every successful 28 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,758 there has to be a woman 29 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,092 The two of us are living proof of that! 30 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:55,062 Today he is VP, tomorrow he will be President... 31 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,699 then CEO, Chairman 32 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,801 How can a man work for 16-hours a day... 33 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,980 without a good support system? 34 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:06,382 My daughteI-in-law will 5011 out this fool's life 35 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,680 Thank you! 36 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:09,985 Hey Kia! What are you doing here'? 37 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,386 Go enjoy yourself 38 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,751 Hello? Hello? 39 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,126 Hello? 40 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:18,527 How can I enjoy myself? 41 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,291 My best friend is dying! 42 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:23,095 Today her happiness, dreams, identity, independence... 43 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,693 Basically it's her last day of being alive 44 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,567 From tomorrow she will be a support... 45 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,128 Like a pillar... 46 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:29,299 Ya, ya pillar 47 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,400 S1116, that's important too 48 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,240 But the world will always say... 49 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,176 Wow! What a building! 50 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,178 Who talks about the poor pillar'? 51 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,217 No, no I like marriage 52 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,014 It's a nice concept 53 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,544 But Why should I spend my life with someone 54 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:46,750 who aﬂeI 40 years will look into my eyes and say... 55 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:49,023 Thank you for being my pillar! 56 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,000 Enjoy, enjoy 57 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:50,546 You 0k? 58 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:52,479 Sorry! 59 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,454 Sorry! 60 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,760 You Want something? 61 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,133 Ma! 62 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,595 I Want my mom! 63 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:10,998 Yes Msfam? 64 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,712 Can you get this gentleman... 65 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,176 - his Ma? - Excuse me? 66 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,615 Mom? 67 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:36,166 Kahil 68 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:39,068 Kin 69 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,180 Mom... 70 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:52,341 would hold my hand really tight during take off & landing... 71 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,344 Like this... 72 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,781 She was very scared of ﬂying 73 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,056 Was? 74 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,022 It's been 10 years since she passed away 75 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,188 Today is her birthday... 76 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:07,663 That's Why... 77 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,395 something happened, something ﬂashed, 78 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:15,497 something crashed. . . and you received this gifi 79 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:18,008 What giﬂ? 80 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:22,707 The giﬂ of seeing a boy cry live in flout of a gill 81 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,315 You're haPPY light- - - 82 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,288 that your mom was born? 83 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,423 Then why cry on her birthday'? 84 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:40,590 Celebrate! 85 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,626 Happy birthday Aunty! 86 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,634 Dad's alive right? 87 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,503 Ya 88 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,137 Are you sad that he is'? 89 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:57,044 No. . . he's 0k 90 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,445 Mama's boy! 91 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,686 Mama's boy does not like his Daddy? 92 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,978 It's not that. It's tough... 93 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,690 to like MI. Bhausal is tough 94 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,158 My dad is Kumat Bansal 95 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,258 Bansal? 96 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,561 The builder'? 97 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,329 I'm already liking you! 98 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,069 You're the son of the man who owns half of Delhi! 99 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,506 The most expensive scotch! 100 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,234 Double, on the rocks please! 101 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,636 This is the problem with low cost airlines 102 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,214 You can't tell the rich from the poor 103 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,978 Everyone travels economy 104 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,616 So'? MI. Kabit Bansal... 105 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,521 You were in Chandigarh to buy Chandigarh'? 106 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,558 No. My friend had a break-up... 107 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,218 I was there for normal support 108 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,029 Cheers! 109 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,065 To your friend's freedom 110 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,227 So... 111 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,238 Having issues with dad? 112 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:01,074 You Want to transform his business with your new ideas... 113 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,045 but he's not agreeing. Corn-wt? 114 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,010 He Wants to show you he's still the boss 115 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,249 The usual problem with big business families 116 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,111 First produce a son to takeover the business 117 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,490 When the son is ready to takeover, 118 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,388 the father is not ready to handover! 119 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,222 The usual "father-son" friction 120 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,784 I totally get it 121 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,224 I have no interest in my dad's business 122 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,631 What? 123 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,625 And before you order another double on the rocks... 124 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:27,604 I Want to share a big truth with you 125 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:29,573 What? 126 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,171 This expensive scotch of yours. .. 127 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,141 I can't afford it 128 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,382 Are you Kulnal Bansa1's stepson? 129 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,453 No, the one & only son 130 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,314 But if I have no interest in dad's business, 131 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,791 to have interest in his money ... 132 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,622 not cool, right? 133 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,457 So What do you do then? 134 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,088 Why'? Do I have to do something? 135 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,827 Yes of course! Why do you need to do anything? 136 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,370 Whether you are interested in dad's money... 137 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:00,335 or not... 138 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,702 after he's gone it's all yours anyway 139 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,175 - What do you do? - I work at Marion 140 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,466 What do you do there'? 141 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,705 I'm a Marketing Manager 142 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,679 What plans ater that? 143 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,045 After that, in a couple of years I'll be Vice President 144 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,478 Ater that? 145 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,747 I will be CEO 146 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:17,744 WOW! 147 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,017 With such clarity... 148 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,548 every dream comes true 149 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,050 - We should have a dream in life - Correct! 150 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,662 OI of course... 151 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,159 a dad! 152 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,061 Yes, I have a dad 153 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,729 But even I have a dream 154 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,434 - Don't tell me! - Okay I Won't tell you 155 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,240 Okay tell! 156 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,071 Because actually I really want to know... 157 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,042 When someone has everything... 158 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,077 What would his dream be? 159 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,480 Tell... 160 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:52,485 I Want to be like my mom 161 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,184 Excuse me? 162 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,458 I... 163 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,586 want to be like my mother 164 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,024 My Plume! 165 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,229 When-is my phone? 166 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,462 Give me your number 167 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,352 I just called to say I am not a "She", I am a "He" 168 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,160 What? 169 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,095 I'm not gay. I don't Want to change my sex... 170 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,029 I hate pink... 171 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,193 I like Women. I like Whiskey 172 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:42,366 You hid my phone so you could get my number, right'? 173 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,499 Cheap whiskey tomorrow night'? 174 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,271 Can I be honest? 175 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,477 I did ﬁnd you a hit Weird 176 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,483 So why did you come to meet a weirdo'? 177 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,212 Just like the hook at the end of a TV episode... 178 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,251 which compels you to Watch the next episode 179 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,657 0111 meeting also ended somewhat like that 180 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,354 "I Want to be like my mom!" 181 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,457 And than? And than? And than? And than? 182 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,724 So just curiosity 183 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,626 If it's not a problem to be like your dad, 184 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,101 then What's the problem with being like your mom? 185 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,434 They both produced Inc... 186 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,031 Haven't ever heard a man say... 187 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,243 that he Wants to be like his Mommy 188 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,709 Didn't Rajiv become like Indira Gandhi'? 189 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,736 Doesn't RaJml Want to be like Sonia? 190 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,505 Who was your mom? 191 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,548 Which country was she the PM of! 192 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,720 She was an artist... 193 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,346 Was she a singer, dancer, sculptor... 194 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,752 Housewife 195 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,051 - What? - She was a housewife 196 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,054 And than? And than? And than? And than? 197 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,297 Today's episode... 198 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,360 same time, same place? 199 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,141 The shock has given me severe acidity... 200 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,437 Can't drink tonight 201 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,176 Maﬁxm 202 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,544 What's this? 203 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,104 Dont know. Came by courier 204 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,013 Dig one'? 205 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,454 Gelusil? 206 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,042 It's not the alcohol... 207 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,246 it's the curiosity that's causing the acidity 208 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,248 Housewives are the world's greatest artists 209 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,219 - What's there to be curious'? - It's not that... 210 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,514 I'm just curious to know why an IINI(B) topper, 211 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,559 instead of taking his dad's business forward... 212 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:45,220 dreams to he a housewife like his mom? 213 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,059 How do you know I'm from IINI(B)'? 214 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,225 Facebook. It's a small world you know 215 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,565 But my Facebook page hasn't been active for ages 216 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,704 I saw your picture on a Facebook friend's page 217 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:55,603 Who? 218 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,368 - Neha - Dlmpia? 219 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,768 Dholakia 220 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,643 Forget about yesterday... 221 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,545 Yesterday is old news... 222 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,313 I didn't see any suggestive pictures 223 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,083 It was tagged, "Me and my genius topper friend" 224 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,522 So I assumed you guys were batch mates 225 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,348 But now I'm 011110115... 226 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,090 Before more curiousity gives you more acidity... 227 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,121 Eat! 228 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,396 How do you know I like this pasta? 229 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:30,203 You: tresses, long and thick like spaghetti... 230 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,640 Eyes, black like olives... 231 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:36,043 actually, eyes not so black... 232 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,416 Nose pointed like baby corn 233 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,386 Cheeks ﬂushed like cherry tomatoes 234 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:45,287 Lips made of sliced bell pepper 235 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,114 A spicy tongue like jalapeo 236 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,327 You are a full on pasta dish 237 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,351 You're not going to eat stuffed Indian bread 238 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,222 Wow Kahil! 239 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,165 I'm floored 240 00:15:56,656 --> 00:16:00,035 No one has ever seen n1e as a vegetable shop! 241 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,199 So romantic 242 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,109 How can anyone be romantic with you'? 243 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,199 You Want to arrive fast... 244 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:09,041 eat fast, talk fast, listen fast... 245 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,376 move ahead fast. .. 246 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,110 Romance... 247 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,015 happens in slow motion 248 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,994 Now did you feel something? 249 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,020 Neha... 250 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,627 But somethings ﬁshy 251 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,033 The pasta's veg, how can it be fishy'? 252 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,539 If you didn't Want to he in business, 253 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,733 Why do an MBA? 254 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,337 Before being against something... 255 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,308 one should understand it fully 256 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,435 Why are you so against business? 257 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,312 What is business? A man has a dream... 258 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,449 To fulﬁll it he starts a company 259 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,449 He employs people to run the company... 260 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,045 and gives them all a dream of "moving ahead" 261 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,024 Working day and night, "moving ahead", 262 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,048 earning millions, they become blind... 263 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,755 and can't even see that their dreams were fulfilled long ago 264 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,493 Instead of enjoying the fruits of their labour, 265 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,057 they keep "moving ahead" like zombies! 266 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,294 Acidity, stress, heart problems ... 267 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,702 Finally they end up in an expensive private hospital and say... 268 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:15,070 "Thank God! I can afford World-class medical treatment" 269 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,148 What? I'm serious! 270 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,152 This mantra of moving ahead is the most dangerous 271 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,751 Who are you moving ahead of! 272 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,422 Where are you going'? Why are you going'? 273 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,320 In the housewife sector, there's no "moving ahead" madness 274 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,324 There's no ranking in this industry 275 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,421 So no insecurity, no acidity 276 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,428 only happiness 277 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,228 Oh great Saint Kabit 278 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,196 You're full of shit 279 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,733 Your goal is to avoid hard work all your life 280 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,304 I've never heard such a rubbish philosophy in my life 281 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,411 Why? 282 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:51,438 If someone like your dad does not dream of "moving ahead"... 283 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:55,584 then how do you become a housewife and sit at home like your mom? 284 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,680 Mom didn't sit at home 285 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,654 I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it like that 286 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,254 How did you mean it than? 287 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,064 What did you mean? 288 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,200 Without a visiting card or designation... 289 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,066 a person has no value? 290 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,469 Is making a home lesser than any profession? 291 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,141 It's the biggest bloody art in the World... 292 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,699 The art of having no dlealns for yourself 293 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,274 The art of being happy for others 294 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,008 The art of happily sacriﬁcing your identity 295 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,317 Do you know What is MIS. Bausa1's actual name? 296 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,380 She was a pillar for my big builder dad 297 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,317 A building falls without support 298 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,119 Just because she was not famous or making millions... 299 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,590 she "sat at home and did nothing"? 300 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,756 She was creating a home 301 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,587 My mother was an artist... 302 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,063 A great artist 303 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,622 And like every great artist... 304 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,224 she was also very sensitive 305 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,103 She died early because... 306 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,729 just like you, one day my father told her... 307 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,304 "What do you do except sit at home!" 308 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,638 My goal is not to avoid hard work 309 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:59,012 But I work hard to avoid useless goals 310 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,292 Hey I'm sorry... 311 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,658 I'm really sorry 312 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,498 I didn't mean it like that 313 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,495 Hello? 314 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,560 Sorry man! What do you Want me to do? 315 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,340 Come on now Kahil 316 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,970 Aren't you a topper? Please forgive lesser mortals 317 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,303 Enough Kahil 318 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,484 Even you: morn wouldn't approve of such behaviour towards a gill 319 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,134 Sunday tomorrow. What are you doing'? 320 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,525 I have work in office 321 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,005 - Take the day off - It's tough 322 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,299 Means you're not sorry 323 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,734 Hey, this is so cool! 324 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,637 Shit man! 325 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,339 This is the solution to global Warming! 326 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,144 Why do people buy cats? 327 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,645 Actually maybe for women not so good 328 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,280 Then-is a lot you don't know 329 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,283 Yes... Can't tell from that beard that you're a kid! 330 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,523 Your (one does not sound like you are sorry 331 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,157 No, no... 332 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,030 There's a child in everyone, so it's cool 333 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,329 You don't Want to go on the toy train? 334 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,434 It's for ages under 12 335 00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:31,668 I love trains 336 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,643 Vintage steam engines, mini locomotives 337 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,380 Many Iale models are here 338 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,776 Even I have... a full train set! 339 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,513 The world is into space travel 340 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,352 And you're stuck in steam engines'? 341 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,749 The romance of trains... 342 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,794 You Won't get it 343 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,288 You're a robot! Corporate robot 344 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,257 Your hardware has no soﬂ feelings 345 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,532 You're a corporate psychopath 346 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,037 If it were up to you, you'd kill all office-goers 347 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,530 There is sofiness 348 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,707 Touch and see 349 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,345 Just stone 350 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,508 Did your mom and dad feed you granite? 351 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,151 Not mom & dad 352 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:16,744 Just mom 353 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,512 I was Z when I lost my dad in an accident 354 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,419 He died very young 355 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,150 So only morn after that 356 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,760 She married fast, had a baby fast 357 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,257 became single fast 358 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,062 So now you know Why I am "ﬁst-fast" 359 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,158 Hereditary problem 360 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,367 I'm so sorry 361 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,131 Happens 362 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,739 AﬂeI dad died mom made herself busy 363 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,141 She became the queen of social work 364 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,377 Today she runs a few NGOs 365 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,182 I've always missed having a home 366 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,484 and a perfect family 367 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,485 I had some sofiness too... 368 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,561 But now this is me 369 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:04,693 Are you single'? 370 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,293 Why, do I look double to you? 371 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,531 Don't you have a boyfriend? 372 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:08,731 On and off... 373 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,199 But no one permanent 374 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,435 - You scare them away? - Boys are chicken 375 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,001 They can't handle a woman more ambitious than them 376 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,411 So you're going to die single? 377 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,176 In an expensive hospital 378 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,549 But Why are you so curious? 379 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,583 Why? Do you hold the copyright to he curious? 380 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,450 Ok ask me 381 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:27,386 - When is you: birthday'? - 15th April 382 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,626 What are you saying? Mine too! 15th AprilH 383 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,664 - What'? Don't lie - Here look, my I.D. 384 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,357 You think we are twins separated at birth? 385 00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:38,658 1988! 386 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,361 And you? 387 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,133 Where are you: manners'? 388 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,766 Never ask a woman her year of birth! 389 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,773 Did you see the 1983 World Cup, when India won'? 390 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,775 No. I Wasn't horn then 391 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,042 And the 1987 World Cup'? When Australia won'? 392 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,714 - No. I was too young - That means you are '84 born 393 00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:01,691 - '85 - You said it, I didn't ask! 394 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,026 Do you like kids? 395 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,029 Yes. But othefs 396 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,498 Don't kids slit your maternal instincts? 397 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,696 There are so many kids around 398 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,604 Why produce one more'? 399 00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:18,141 Afraid'? 400 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:22,743 Kids and marriage will hijack your ﬂight to success? 401 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,046 The idea of marriage is good 402 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,749 It's nice to have someone 403 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:30,647 To talk to... 404 00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,517 like a special friend... 405 00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:34,613 who you can cuddle and sleep with! 406 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,116 Your own private happy space 407 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,458 But a Woman pays too heavy a price in marriage 408 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:44,033 No offense to you: morn, but the responsibility of a happy home, 409 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,725 is always forced onto the woman 410 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,635 However evolved a man is... 411 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,267 a woman's career somewhere gets compromised 412 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:52,635 Marriage is not foI me 413 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:56,371 Why? So many Women manage both Well 414 00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,538 They're super, super women 415 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:01,017 So aren't you a super, super, super woman? 416 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,218 Not at all 417 00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:04,117 So marry me then! 418 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,619 If you Want to slap me, then on this cheek please... 419 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,256 I have dental problems this side 420 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:22,229 The doctor said I have to extract my wisdom tooth 421 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,235 "You're too wise! " 422 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,605 Now Who's ﬁst-fast? 423 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:28,542 Slow down! 424 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,738 Why should I be the scapegoat for you to be a housewife? 425 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,605 Scapegoat? 426 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:39,215 You Want to move ahead fast, I don't Want to move ahead at all 427 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,782 You Want marriage but you don't Want the domestic hassles 428 00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:43,253 I Want marriage too... 429 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:46,426 but don't want the office, career, ambition hassles 430 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,258 Even out birthdays are the same 431 00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:50,761 Ok I'm thlee years younger, but big deal! 432 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,264 We are 100% made for each other 433 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,669 Unless of coulse you're chicken... 434 00:24:56,629 --> 00:25:00,099 And can't handle a man without ambition 435 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:06,615 I'm not in love with you 436 00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:08,312 NeiLheI am I 437 00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:10,454 If you're not in love then why do you want to marry'? 438 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,715 We should get married ﬁlst... 439 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,116 If we fall in love before... what will we do after marriage'? 440 00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:19,329 You're breathing is heavy... 441 00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:21,588 You're breaking into a sweat... 442 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:25,199 You're body is trembling... 443 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,368 You're not in love'? 444 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,734 With my one touch... 445 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,502 your heart was pounding... 446 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,544 You couldn't speak a word... 447 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:40,511 Skipped woIk to hang with an aimless dude and... 448 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,416 eat greasy food... 449 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,316 You're not in love'? 450 00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:58,465 Foolish love... Foolish love 451 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,568 This love of mus 452 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,606 Foolish love... Foolish love 453 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:06,006 All t0psy—ﬂ1-1'VY--- 454 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,386 Is there a dog in the house? 455 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:37,287 Sorry about the mess! 456 00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,191 - Hi - Hi! 457 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,397 Mom, Kahil Kahil, mom 458 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:48,564 Hi Kahil 459 00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:51,140 You are her morn'? 460 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,701 AIe you married? 461 00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,102 Say the word we can change plans and elope right away! 462 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:57,739 You only hit on women older than you'? 463 00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,243 Excuse me? 464 00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:00,681 Where are the older women'? 465 00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,012 How old are you mister? 466 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,688 Mom We share the same hiILhday 467 00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,288 But he's 1988 468 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,721 So he's hitting on you 469 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,656 No lines. Full circle 470 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,193 CIazy guy Wants to marry me! 471 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:17,492 Kahit! 472 00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:19,694 Why do you Want to commit suicide? 473 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:22,001 Be single, he happy... 474 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,272 Do something with your life 475 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,703 Life is too short 476 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:29,104 Why Waste it being SOII160D6'S husband? 477 00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,409 Actually mom, not husband... 478 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:35,014 he Wants to he my Wife 479 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,275 What? 480 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,425 Interesting ... 481 00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:50,990 Meaning you will eat for free'? 482 00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,136 You Women think like men... 483 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,432 and then call us chauvinists! 484 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:57,135 IfKia was your son... 485 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:58,402 and brought home a gill 486 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,610 who Wants to marry and he a housewife... 487 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,270 Would you ask that gill the same question? 488 00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,046 Point! 489 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:07,039 But I would ask the same question even then 490 00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:14,155 My daughter truly loves you 491 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:15,556 Wow mom! 492 00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:18,562 - You're Sherlock Holtnes - You're not getting it! 493 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:22,430 What I mean is, when Women fall in love... 494 00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:25,458 foolish men think We love only them 495 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,365 But we love them, their job, their position... 496 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:32,169 ﬁnancial security... We love the Whole package deal 497 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,244 But there is nothing to love ab out you... 498 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:37,076 except youlselﬂ 499 00:30:37,235 --> 00:30:38,771 You Won't even take your dad's money 500 00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:41,148 Which means she really loves you for you 501 00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,275 Which means... 502 00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:46,386 there must be sulely something special about you 503 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,684 Oh, y011'I6 praising me! 504 00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:50,549 For a second, I was confused! 505 00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:53,688 But you're 0k with this or not 0k with this? 506 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,395 Had sex? 507 00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:59,063 hnporlaut hefoIe commitment 508 00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:01,432 I'm very excited! 509 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:04,766 Kia April 15th Kabit April 15th 510 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,443 Kia Weds Kahil, also April 15th? 511 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,536 Titanic sank April 15th. 512 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,308 You will never forget the date! 513 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,409 DuG, Kin Kin, dad 514 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,551 Sit it's an lmnoul meeting you 515 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,418 The lmnoul is all mine 516 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:22,320 It is the ﬁlst time he is introducing me to a ﬁiend 517 00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:25,151 Please sit. What will you drink? 518 00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:27,358 No, nothing. I'm ﬁne, thank you 519 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,565 We are getting married 520 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,140 What do you do my dear? 521 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,669 - I work at Marico... - Driver, peon... 522 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,179 liﬁmau, Watchman. .. Anything! 523 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,614 First get him ajoh... 524 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:48,481 then do WhateveI you Want with him 525 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:50,584 How will he look after you'? 526 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,487 Just like mom did 527 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:55,548 Have you gone mad? You'll live off a Woman? 528 00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:57,192 You are a man! 529 00:31:57,315 --> 00:32:00,228 If you've forgotten go in, take off you: underwear and check! 530 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:04,100 If you don't want to do anything with you: life then die alone 531 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:06,125 I'm dealing with it... 532 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,634 It's my misfortune... 533 00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:09,733 Why are you ruining another life'? 534 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,431 A woman is a man's responsibility 535 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:15,236 You should take care of her, protect her, 536 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,335 fulfill her every need 537 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:19,613 When a man becomes a woman's responsibility 538 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,311 and stays with her as a househusband... 539 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,353 people call him impotent 540 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:25,354 If you're impotent, quietly stay here 541 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,615 Why are you broadcasting this shame'? 542 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,022 MI. Bausal... 543 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,551 Today I am truly proud of your son 544 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,725 Despite being horn in this house, he is the Way he is 545 00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:39,428 If he had taken over you: business & made you proud in society, 546 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,069 then you would call him a "man"... 547 00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:43,734 But for a woman... 548 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,537 a real man is one... 549 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,544 who knows he's a man 550 00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:51,279 Not one who isn't conﬁdent of What's inside his underwear... 551 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,482 and has to shout from the Ioofiops... 552 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:57,176 "I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man!" 553 00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:02,124 Today I consider myself the luckiest woman in the world 554 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,489 Because I have a real man by my side 555 00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,327 Wish you would learn something from you: son 556 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,995 One minute... 557 00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:22,173 Didn't buy it with my dad's money... It's a gifi from my uncle 558 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,307 Underwear check? 559 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:25,701 Who's ﬁlst? 560 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,340 Get serious! We're getting married here! 561 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,511 Congrats! 562 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,276 Mom's... 563 00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,033 Happy birthday 564 00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:29,663 Thank you 565 00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:11,031 I'll go and reheat the tea 566 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:19,376 So serious about you: duties from day one'? 567 00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:22,581 If I don't impress my wife with my service, 568 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,053 she will kick me out! 569 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:28,417 I don't drink tea 570 00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:30,219 Then What do you drink ﬁlst thing in the morning? 571 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:32,091 Other than single malt 572 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,225 Coffee 573 00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:37,193 Black, white, filter or instant'? 574 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,435 I am aheady very impressed... 575 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:42,229 you relax I'll make it 576 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,407 Black, white, filter or instant'? 577 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,304 Black. Filter 578 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,373 Did you clean up? 579 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,341 No, I opened the Window, a strong wind blew... 580 00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,545 - the place got cleaned up! - There is a maid to do all this... 581 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,748 - She comes at noon - No Women allowed in the kitchen 582 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,388 This is my kitchen! 583 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:02,683 Coffee 584 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:03,983 Thank you! 585 00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:06,255 - And you: coffee'? - Tea. Already had two cups 586 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,491 Bathxoonl done, jogging done, shower done... 587 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:13,165 There! Done praying too 588 00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:15,229 How's the coffee? 589 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,204 Nice, nice! 590 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:23,009 Good, good... 591 00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:26,143 All members of this household are requested... 592 00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:28,184 to always speak the truth to each other 593 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,743 This maintains peace and happiness at home 594 00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:33,720 Too much milk! 595 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,122 Too bitter! 596 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:37,621 Good. Feedback leads to improvement 597 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:40,128 I'm a tea dIinkeI. It's the ﬁlst time I'm making coffee 598 00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:42,527 How could you hide such a big truth fIom me? 599 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,134 If I knew you didn't know how to make coffee... 600 00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:47,425 I would have never agreed to this relationship 601 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,298 Mom, We have been cheated! 602 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,103 Please forgive n1e. It will never happen again! 603 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,101 Breakfast? Ornelette, scrambled, half-fry, French toast? 604 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,043 We don't have breakfast. Just coffee 605 00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:58,342 Which is Why you get acidity 606 00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,344 Ornelette, scrambled, half-fry, French toast... 607 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,578 Gelucil or Digene'? 608 00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:06,289 Stuffed potato pamutha, hot, ﬂied puris... 609 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:07,254 can't you make? 610 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:10,589 You were starving all these days. Quietly eat whatever I make 611 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:12,390 Ok 612 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,190 Omelet“: . . . 613 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:15,965 But it should he fluffy 614 00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:18,165 Just like in those French recipe books! 615 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,395 Mummy foI you? 616 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,504 Not had! 617 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:30,043 What do you know about good and bad'? It's the filst time you're eating breakfast! 618 00:39:33,438 --> 00:39:34,712 Eat something? 619 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,314 Ate long ago 620 00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:38,015 You thought I'd Wait? 621 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:39,314 Listen. . . 622 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,213 This evening... 623 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:44,016 come home late. No hurry 624 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,219 What kind of a husband are you? 625 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:52,297 Aren't you ashamed of sending a woman alone into this cruel world to earn for her family? 626 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:55,730 And where's you: wedding chain'? 627 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,045 Now get lost 628 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:06,714 Sorry! I just got really late 629 00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:08,540 I'm surprised you got up at all today 630 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:10,552 Guys, Kia got married secretly yesterday 631 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:13,754 Congratulations! 632 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:16,785 - Thank you - Congratulations! 633 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,425 - Thank you - Congratulations! 634 00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:21,730 So Kia, how come you're at office today'? 635 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:23,565 Where should I go'? 636 00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:26,659 You just got married yesterday. Don't you want to take a break? Spend some time at home'? 637 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,463 Ralml, What did you tell me? 638 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,234 You were in meetings even on you: wedding day 639 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:35,441 So you're the Boss and my inspiration is my Boss 640 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:38,475 Don't remind rue! Sangeeta was waiting at home with a knife in hel hand 641 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,572 On out filst night together 642 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,779 How do we explain out work to women'? 643 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,280 Same problem... 644 00:40:45,743 --> 00:40:47,780 How do we explain out work to men'? 645 00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:36,337 Come over! 646 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:28,047 Brother, I thought you were at work! 647 00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,350 I am at woIk 648 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,152 This is what goes on here'? 649 00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:34,657 - I've recorded everything - Sorry brother... 650 00:42:34,752 --> 00:42:36,231 This is the ﬁlst time I've done this... 651 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:37,460 Shut up! Stop acting 652 00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:39,365 Now I'll call the police, show them a movie 653 00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:40,801 Please forgive n16 brother... 654 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,232 I made a mistake, I'll neveI do it again! 655 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:45,069 I'll do whatever you say! 656 00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:49,074 Boyfriend, sex, love... all are important 657 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,074 But before using sonleone's bed at least ask them! 658 00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,477 - Changed the bed-sheet? - Yes 659 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:58,486 How much is your salary? 660 00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:00,315 Ten thousand 661 00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:02,724 If you use the hedloom again... 662 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:05,425 I'll deduct the Whole ten thousand... 663 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:07,028 Room charge 664 00:43:10,054 --> 00:43:11,397 Sorry brother! 665 00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:13,434 Please don't tell Madam... 666 00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:18,701 Frorn tomorrow 12 o'clock won't do... 667 00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:20,734 Sharp 9 668 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,706 Pick up the broom! 669 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,509 Let's drink cheap Whiskey 670 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,210 See you in 7.0 minutes 671 00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:34,121 I've found a new place that sells expensive whiskey for cheap 672 00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:36,150 Where'? 673 00:43:41,686 --> 00:43:43,461 If you do all this in front of Inc... 674 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:46,330 I'll also have to ﬁnd a lap to sit on 675 00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:49,033 Some 0116's been shopping'? 676 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:51,131 I hIought him home empty-handed. .. 677 00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:52,272 He'd he roaming naked! 678 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:54,606 You have to spend some money. Housewives don't come for free 679 00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:57,576 It's 10.30. Should we order some food'? 680 00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:01,380 Black lentils, cottage cheese in butter, 681 00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:04,509 spicy ladyfinger, yogurt with fried chickpeas... 682 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,315 Indian bread... 683 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,256 And above all, cumin rice 684 00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:10,486 What Kahit? 685 00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:11,716 Why all this? 686 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,527 We could have ordered... 687 00:44:14,552 --> 00:44:16,122 Food is "ordered" in a hotel... 688 00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:18,033 at home food is "cooked" 689 00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,533 But since you are so fond of ordering... 690 00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:23,000 Ham's the hill... 691 00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:24,768 I need money... to run the house 692 00:44:26,698 --> 00:44:29,110 TheIe is nobody like him! 693 00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:33,146 TheIe is nobody like him! 694 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,619 He's got a thousand qualiﬁes... 695 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,491 TheIe is nobody like him! 696 00:45:00,064 --> 00:45:05,207 Every gill Wishes she had a guy like 697 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,177 He's the most Wanted man! 698 00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:13,545 He's the most Wanted man! 699 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,088 He's the most Wanted man! 700 00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,720 Kabit my whole office wants to meet you 701 00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:11,365 Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! 702 00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:25,370 What do you think? 703 00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:43,029 We should have a party everyday, at least then you'll come home early 704 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:45,565 What was the need for catering, Kia'? 705 00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:47,034 I could have cooked 706 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,627 They are coming to meet you... 707 00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:50,130 and you'll he in the kitchen? 708 00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:52,501 And hey listen! Don't serve... 709 00:48:53,130 --> 00:48:54,734 Hang around, meet everyone... Chill 710 00:48:54,999 --> 00:48:56,103 Just hang loose 0k? 711 00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,243 Actually... 712 00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:59,139 What have you told them about me? 713 00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:01,274 What do they think I do? 714 00:49:02,206 --> 00:49:03,184 What do you mean? 715 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,151 Has no one asked you... 716 00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:07,585 the ﬁlst question everyone asks aﬂeI marriage... 717 00:49:08,179 --> 00:49:09,089 What does your husband do? 718 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:13,985 I said you work from home and... 719 00:49:14,085 --> 00:49:15,689 you're writing a book or something 720 00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:18,990 Are you ashamed of n16'? 721 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,166 Do I embarrass you'? 722 00:49:26,997 --> 00:49:28,101 Kahil... 723 00:49:28,165 --> 00:49:30,975 It's very difficult for people to understand out trip 724 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,017 Sorry... 725 00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:46,286 I'm really sorry 726 00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,020 I'm so stupid 727 00:49:49,587 --> 00:49:52,625 Sometimes explaining to people is such a pain... 728 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,361 It's so difficult that... 729 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:57,031 out of sheer laziness we just avoid the topic 730 00:49:58,496 --> 00:49:59,634 But you know What? 731 00:50:03,434 --> 00:50:04,640 I'm so proud of you 732 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:07,740 I'm so proud of What We are 733 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,748 Let's show them today... 734 00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:13,012 What We are 735 00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,493 Lovely house! 736 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,149 You know, your Wife is going to go places! 737 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,458 - Cheers to that! - Cheers! 738 00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:55,194 Kia was saying that you're writing a book? 739 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,126 Hey guys"- 740 00:51:00,491 --> 00:51:01,731 I have an announcement to make... 741 00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:05,435 Before anyone else asks what my husband does... 742 00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,100 My husband is an artist 743 00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:09,135 Cheers! 744 00:51:11,001 --> 00:51:14,107 My husband looks aﬂeI 0111 home so that I can go places 745 00:51:14,138 --> 00:51:17,210 My husband takes care of 0111 home, so that... 746 00:51:18,342 --> 00:51:21,050 How do I translate go places...'? 747 00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:24,624 I can fly 748 00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:27,456 And he isn't writing any hook... 749 00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:30,259 But someone will deﬁnitely write a hook on him some day 750 00:51:31,389 --> 00:51:34,370 - So cheers to that guys! - Cheers! 751 00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:42,142 "I am not emhatassed by you"... 752 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,374 You could have whispered these words in my ear 753 00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:47,182 I didn't ask you for proof! 754 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,154 Is this your mode of transport? 755 00:52:00,084 --> 00:52:01,427 I'm really sorry! 756 00:52:02,419 --> 00:52:04,296 I don't know how that fell... 757 00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:09,135 Relax 758 00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:14,737 So Kahit... 759 00:52:15,399 --> 00:52:18,539 If Kia troubles you too much and you feel like running away... 760 00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:20,339 please come to my house! 761 00:52:38,722 --> 00:52:42,363 No. Not today... I have a headache 762 00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:45,472 To hell with your headache! 763 00:52:46,564 --> 00:52:47,372 0k! 764 00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,676 Tell Amol to give me the full sketch of the plans today itself 765 00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:51,771 Yes today! 766 00:52:51,802 --> 00:52:54,146 We are making a building. Not some painting! 767 00:52:57,374 --> 00:52:58,284 So'? 768 00:52:59,476 --> 00:53:00,978 Did your Wife Lhlow you out? 769 00:53:02,146 --> 00:53:05,093 MI. SinghaTs daughter works in you: wife's office... 770 00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:07,493 Everyone is laughing at me 771 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,131 I'm getting condolence calls! 772 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:11,526 Have some shame! 773 00:53:11,722 --> 00:53:14,134 Don't Waste your youth on cooking lentils and rice 774 00:53:14,258 --> 00:53:15,532 Then-is still time 775 00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:17,137 Do some real work 776 00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:19,535 This time will never come back 777 00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:21,603 No one will respect you! 778 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:26,113 Respect is earned by doing a job well 779 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:28,742 You carry on making buildings for respect... 780 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,042 I'm making a home 781 00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:33,145 One of my signals broke... 782 00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:35,245 Kishen Uncle! 783 00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:37,455 Yes? 784 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:40,218 There are 2-3 led lights in the dlawel in my cupboard... 785 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,251 Can you please bring them? 786 00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:42,126 I'll get them 787 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,598 Need money? 788 00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:48,159 Get the ca: ready 789 00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:12,716 Hey Kia! 790 00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,027 - How are you? - How are you? 791 00:54:19,456 --> 00:54:20,434 Ah the Wives! 792 00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:22,365 - Hello - Hello! 793 00:54:22,626 --> 00:54:24,731 Kabit, Kia's better half 794 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,435 Of course! We've heard a lot about you 795 00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:30,043 We want lots of tips from you 796 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,010 Tips? 797 00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:34,046 Ok, here's the filst tip... 798 00:54:34,371 --> 00:54:36,146 Marry an alcoholic... 799 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,617 they will at least come home! 800 00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:39,516 But a workaholic? Never! 801 00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:41,315 She's always so busy 802 00:54:41,412 --> 00:54:43,756 I told her let's celebrate our honeymoon before we die 803 00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:45,048 She said, Ok... 804 00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:47,058 I'm going for a marketing conference to Dubai... 805 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:48,357 Have you: honeymoon there 806 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,376 Who takes care of you: house in you: absence? 807 00:55:10,407 --> 00:55:11,715 I've organised everything 808 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:14,217 MoLheI-in-law will have no trouble... 809 00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:16,113 I've also had CCTV's installed... 810 00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:19,023 You can never trust you: house with the maid 811 00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:21,324 Which lady are you ﬂirting with? 812 00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:24,525 I'm honeynlooning with everyone's wives except mine! 813 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,154 Haven't seen your boss RaJml around 814 00:55:47,544 --> 00:55:49,023 He has been transferred to the China office 815 00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:50,548 Now I report directly to his boss 816 00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:49,149 Should We eat? 817 00:56:49,373 --> 00:56:51,148 You cal. Y“ see you in the mom 818 00:57:14,631 --> 00:57:15,609 Hi baby! 819 00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:17,401 Why did you Wake me up? 820 00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,539 You could've taken another key from the reception 821 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,084 Sorry! 822 00:57:23,407 --> 00:57:24,715 Come, let's go to sleep 823 00:57:25,409 --> 00:57:27,047 Why so late? 824 00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:31,126 Michael is 0111 company's Global Marketing Consultant 825 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,521 He's from New York 826 00:57:32,716 --> 00:57:34,718 So just chatting about key marketing issues 827 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:36,328 Very interesting chap 828 00:57:42,426 --> 00:57:43,234 Sorry! 829 00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:46,030 How could I just leave halfway'? 830 00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:47,141 Sue, Tm ﬁght hem... 831 00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:49,507 you should've had breakfast with hitn as well! 832 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:52,010 Hello! Just Watch it! 833 00:57:52,236 --> 00:57:54,011 l was watching Kin 834 00:57:54,438 --> 00:57:57,044 I'm just you: toy boy, right? Living off you: pity... 835 00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:58,518 What can I do except Watch? 836 00:57:59,276 --> 00:58:01,051 What living off pity? 837 00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:04,992 Fool! We chose this life! 838 00:58:05,048 --> 00:58:06,686 No one forced us 839 00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:09,157 And I thought we were above all this crap! 840 00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:12,190 You didn't even introduce me. Just dismissed me! 841 00:58:12,556 --> 00:58:14,593 I forgot, that you're also in the same business... 842 00:58:14,691 --> 00:58:16,432 where it's 0k to do anything to move ahead! 843 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,667 Go. Sleep with him! You'll get a posting in America 844 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:22,969 How date you speak to me like this? 845 00:58:24,701 --> 00:58:26,146 You're just another cheap 846 00:58:26,203 --> 00:58:28,205 who is pretending to he evolved! 847 00:58:28,271 --> 00:58:30,410 You showed your true 00101115! 848 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,454 I spoke to a man for a bit, and this is what you think of n16'? 849 00:58:34,711 --> 00:58:37,351 He's a foreigner... so you're getting more of a complex? 850 00:58:39,483 --> 00:58:41,224 How date you? 851 00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:43,992 Yes I'm a Woman. Yes I'm a husinesswomau. But no... 852 00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:46,500 to move ahead I don't need to sleep with... 853 00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:15,989 American jealousy... 854 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:18,960 is good for Indian health! 855 00:59:20,157 --> 00:59:22,000 Next time We'll try Italian jealousy! 856 00:59:41,178 --> 00:59:43,283 Hey, hey! Wait wait! 857 00:59:57,194 --> 00:59:59,231 Hey! Wait Wait Wait! 858 01:00:12,142 --> 01:00:14,452 Happy birthday 859 01:00:43,673 --> 01:00:45,175 What is this rubbish? 860 01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:48,253 Blood test report is here 861 01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:51,250 Sugar high. Vitamin D low... 862 01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:52,555 B12 zero... 863 01:00:53,049 --> 01:00:54,790 But Why are you torturing me? 864 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,598 Her blood runs in you: veins... you'll have the same problems 865 01:00:59,122 --> 01:01:00,999 From today priority is health 866 01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:03,004 Early morning no coffee... 867 01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:04,334 only juice 868 01:01:04,428 --> 01:01:06,635 Today's menu. . . bitter gourd! 869 01:01:06,697 --> 01:01:09,007 Anyway the cup is a coffee cup. Enjoy! 870 01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,641 Sugatﬁee. .. 871 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,046 Slitn 872 01:01:19,743 --> 01:01:22,349 Spinach. . . Some more spinach 873 01:01:34,758 --> 01:01:35,634 Eat... 874 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,263 That's all there is... Soup and salad 875 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,030 No cub (Eel 876 01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:42,471 At least give me a Whiskey 877 01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:45,473 - there should be some meaning to living! - Once a week... 878 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,674 that too only if you follow the diet 879 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,810 Aren't you eating'? 880 01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:52,446 Are you crazy'? 881 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,386 I told you... 882 01:01:54,611 --> 01:01:56,249 learn cooking! 883 01:01:57,113 --> 01:01:59,252 Sugar ﬂee biscuits that have less sugar... 884 01:01:59,316 --> 01:02:01,227 are priced double of the sugar biscuits 885 01:02:01,318 --> 01:02:02,695 Slim milk, which has less 886 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,721 costs more than milk that has more milk! 887 01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:07,732 Less food is costlier than more food! 888 01:02:08,992 --> 01:02:10,096 It's all the magic of marketing! 889 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:13,539 Actually they should be paying you more 890 01:02:13,697 --> 01:02:16,143 To stay healthy you don't need to go on an extreme diet 891 01:02:16,199 --> 01:02:18,236 Why are you Wasting money? Give us normal food 892 01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:21,576 Looks like Delhi is safe again! 893 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:25,515 Come for a night walk with us too! 894 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:27,613 Look at those legs! 895 01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:29,215 Kahit! 896 01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:31,753 S1017 897 01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:33,454 You Wanted to see legs, right? 898 01:02:59,376 --> 01:03:02,118 Seeing this macho side of youls for the filst time... 899 01:03:02,579 --> 01:03:04,490 something is happening to me! 900 01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:11,025 One underwear check is equal to 45 minutes of walking 901 01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:14,735 Macho? 902 01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:24,040 Yes? 903 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,341 - Is Kia home'? - No she's at work 904 01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:29,142 - And you are'? - I'm her husband 905 01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:30,216 And you? 906 01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:32,448 I'm the owner of this flat 907 01:03:32,509 --> 01:03:34,648 Sorry! Come in. Please come 908 01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:40,361 - Can I get you anything? Tea? Coffee? - No. I'm ﬂue 909 01:03:45,722 --> 01:03:47,429 Have you come for the rent'? 910 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:49,368 You have all the cheques for the year, right'? 911 01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:52,463 - I've come to return them - Did the cheques bounce? 912 01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:54,073 No... 913 01:03:55,098 --> 01:03:57,339 Actually... There's an emergency 914 01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:59,347 I'll have to sell this house 915 01:03:59,402 --> 01:04:00,312 And us? 916 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:02,077 You'll have to vacate... 917 01:04:02,606 --> 01:04:04,711 ...fi_nd another place 918 01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:07,716 Sit, do you know how hard I have Worked to make this home? 919 01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:11,486 Finding a house on rent is such a pain! 920 01:04:11,648 --> 01:04:15,027 Aren't there any flats available in this building'? 921 01:04:16,419 --> 01:04:17,727 Already checked 922 01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:24,439 This is so beautiful 923 01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:27,434 Come Kahil. Let's play 924 01:04:27,764 --> 01:04:30,005 - Come on! - We should buy this house 925 01:04:32,736 --> 01:04:34,147 Are you mad'? 926 01:04:34,437 --> 01:04:36,110 Do you know how much this place costs? 927 01:04:36,239 --> 01:04:38,150 My full salary will go in paying the monthly installment... 928 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,017 and mom's salary from the charity too 929 01:04:40,043 --> 01:04:41,113 What will We eat? 930 01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:52,165 Afier a year or two we can afford it Kabit 931 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:55,225 The flat rate will increase faster than you: salary 932 01:04:55,258 --> 01:04:56,464 We can never afford to 933 01:05:00,597 --> 01:05:03,407 Need money! Need money! Need money! 934 01:05:03,466 --> 01:05:06,572 If I work for 2-3 years it will solve the problem 935 01:05:06,703 --> 01:05:10,515 Should I work or not'? Work or not'? Work or not'? Work or not'? 936 01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:15,215 If I work I'll dive straight get caught up in the Iat race... become a robot... 937 01:05:15,278 --> 01:05:18,020 go crazy like the rest... become like dad... 938 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:21,491 ﬁght everyday with Kia, 0111 home will he destroyed... Both will die! 939 01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:24,427 Need extra money but everything should remain the same 940 01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:27,727 Money money money but how how how? 941 01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:29,129 How? 942 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,578 To buy the house We'll have to... 943 01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:44,780 change tracks a little 944 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:50,114 And than? And than? And than? And than? 945 01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:04,433 Monthly instalment is equal to Kia's salary. But... 946 01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:07,236 What is monthly expense? 947 01:06:07,530 --> 01:06:09,567 Maintenance... 948 01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:11,237 10,000 949 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,303 Electricity. . . 950 01:06:13,336 --> 01:06:15,077 3,000... 951 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,421 2,500 952 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:22,320 Maid... 10,000 953 01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:24,050 But we need her! 954 01:06:25,682 --> 01:06:27,525 Whiskey 5,000 955 01:06:28,351 --> 01:06:30,422 4,500 956 01:06:30,687 --> 01:06:33,361 Grocery, house expenses... 957 01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:35,392 Kia's shopping, Tam sky... 958 01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:37,734 Entertainment... Medical emeIgency 959 01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,502 Credit card, etc... 960 01:06:42,465 --> 01:06:45,537 If we buy the house, then to run it... 961 01:06:45,602 --> 01:06:49,641 We need 95,000 more per month 962 01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:06,199 Who's winning? 963 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:07,096 Kahil? 964 01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:09,199 It's the filst time you're hosting a kitty party at home... 965 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:11,300 And so stingy? 966 01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:13,405 Sprouts, soya sticks... 967 01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:14,965 Even the flesh lituewateI has no sugar 968 01:07:16,066 --> 01:07:18,307 Give us samosas, kebabs... 969 01:07:18,401 --> 01:07:20,210 Call for some beer... 970 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,011 Set the mood! 971 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:26,009 Afier all we have to go home to out husbands' faces! 972 01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:29,480 Spend your day looking at oLheI faces... Have affairs... 973 01:07:29,512 --> 01:07:31,492 By evening your mood will he ﬂue! 974 01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:35,157 Will you have an affail with us? 975 01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:38,731 Not even Hrithik Roshan can resist you! 976 01:07:45,128 --> 01:07:46,232 Show me! 977 01:07:48,498 --> 01:07:50,000 WOW! 978 01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:51,677 I'm showing you... 979 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,778 Which app is this? 980 01:07:59,276 --> 01:08:02,189 Forever young ... 981 01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,556 We have to download this app! 982 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:09,052 I can give up my life for a body like that! 983 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:13,056 I'll give up all my fortune! 984 01:08:13,123 --> 01:08:15,160 Give me one 110111 of your life... 985 01:08:15,191 --> 01:08:19,003 and from you: fortune just Rs. 500 per session... 986 01:08:19,028 --> 01:08:20,268 Can you give me? 987 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:23,570 Not just the app, I'll download a whole new body for you! 988 01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:31,455 Mummy"- 989 01:11:31,721 --> 01:11:34,634 Sugar level is hack to normal so chocolate is hack in your life? 990 01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:36,466 What chocolate? 991 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:39,266 Who was the handsome, chocolate man? 992 01:11:40,597 --> 01:11:41,575 Why? 993 01:11:41,664 --> 01:11:43,371 Can't I have handsome friends? 994 01:11:44,134 --> 01:11:46,774 If you feel awkward around you: daughter... 995 01:11:47,036 --> 01:11:48,777 my ﬁienrfs apartment is empty... 996 01:11:49,038 --> 01:11:52,713 in case you need some privacy with you: handsome friend 997 01:11:53,409 --> 01:11:56,151 Handsome ﬁiend has an empty apartment too! 998 01:11:58,615 --> 01:11:59,787 AﬂeI Kia's dad and... 999 01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:03,030 before this handsome friend, how many handsome... 1000 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:06,429 - Welcome hack! - Welcome hack! 1001 01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,469 Right in time! Beans and rice is ready 1002 01:12:11,561 --> 01:12:12,437 Kim! 1003 01:12:13,096 --> 01:12:14,234 Kia What's happened? 1004 01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:15,632 Kim! 1005 01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:18,745 We'll have to sell the house! 1006 01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:20,406 We just bought it! 1007 01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:22,049 Some problem at work'? 1008 01:12:22,105 --> 01:12:23,516 I'm ﬁnished! I'm ﬁnished! 1009 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,247 Everything3 over. My dlealns, my plans... 1010 01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:27,549 my life . . . Everything3 over! 1011 01:12:28,211 --> 01:12:29,747 My career is over! I don't want to live anymore! 1012 01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:31,458 What has happened? 1013 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,727 I'm pregnant 1014 01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:39,260 It's all your fault! 1015 01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,628 - What did I do? - Who did than? 1016 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,027 You should have been careful! 1017 01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:45,368 I'm always careful! 1018 01:12:45,428 --> 01:12:46,634 Useless! 1019 01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:48,572 - Chill Kia - What chill? 1020 01:12:49,065 --> 01:12:50,806 It's not you: problem. The baby is in my stomach! 1021 01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,375 My life is getting oveI! 1022 01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:54,380 - Calm down! We'll handle this... - Handle? 1023 01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:56,175 What will you handle? 1024 01:12:56,306 --> 01:12:59,150 Because you've earned some money, you can handle anything? 1025 01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:03,423 Why should your wife have any drearns'? Get her pregnant and rnake her sit at horne! 1026 01:13:03,446 --> 01:13:05,323 A man's ultimate revenge! 1027 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,588 - Took your revenge? - Shut up Kia! 1028 01:13:08,017 --> 01:13:10,725 Bloody useless! Get lost! 1029 01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:28,738 Kia... 1030 01:13:30,006 --> 01:13:30,609 What is it? 1031 01:13:31,107 --> 01:13:34,384 Pregnancy tests are not 100% accurate... 1032 01:13:34,444 --> 01:13:36,014 How accurate are they'? 1033 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,623 99% 1034 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:40,052 Ass! 1035 01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:43,724 Kia hear n16 out! Let's try a few brands. If we Sorry... 1036 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:47,133 If we pass, then we'll go to the hospital and get properly tested 1037 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:50,032 If you're definitely pregnant we'll get an abortion done 1038 01:13:51,628 --> 01:13:54,268 You'll have the abortion? Is the baby in you: stomach? 1039 01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:56,569 Sorry! Sorry! 1040 01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:58,472 Take this 1041 01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:00,041 What's this? 1042 01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:02,515 All different brands. . . Let's test with all 1043 01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:04,983 So many'? Are you mad'? 1044 01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:06,315 Best of ﬁve... 1045 01:14:27,597 --> 01:14:28,735 Positive! 1046 01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:30,770 1-0: 1047 01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:33,273 2-0! I've already done one! 1048 01:14:33,336 --> 01:14:34,542 Chill! Chill! 1049 01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:37,150 Next... 1050 01:14:47,550 --> 01:14:49,723 There's some problem... 1051 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:53,160 - It's showing negative - This is the right one! Yes! 1052 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,633 I knew it... 1053 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:56,659 You're not pregnant! This is the right one 1054 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,681 - This is also negative - Z-Z! Yes! 1055 01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:13,516 I knew it! I knew you're not pregnant! 1056 01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:16,021 Hey Kia! 1057 01:15:22,218 --> 01:15:25,131 Negative! Negative! 3-2! 1058 01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:29,295 How can you ever think I'll stop you: life'? 1059 01:15:32,495 --> 01:15:35,305 - Now why'? - What if it's 3-3'? 1060 01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:52,319 4-2 a Negative! 1061 01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:55,257 I can't believe this! 1062 01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:01,034 Whatever the problem... 1063 01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,092 it's not Youls or Mine... it's Ouls 1064 01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:05,202 We're in this together 1065 01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:07,572 Don't take off on me like that... 1066 01:16:08,197 --> 01:16:09,369 Ever! 1067 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:14,014 I'm sorry baby! 1068 01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:16,180 Then-is a pIoduct launch next Week... 1069 01:16:16,472 --> 01:16:18,713 so I just panicked! 1070 01:16:19,342 --> 01:16:22,585 Forget that product. If this product had launched... 1071 01:16:22,611 --> 01:16:24,181 who would pay the monthly instalment? 1072 01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:26,318 My problem is bigger than you: problem! 1073 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,530 Now come. There's you: favourite beans and rice for dinner. Come on 1074 01:16:32,388 --> 01:16:34,129 You marketing guys don't understand 1075 01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:36,100 You: emotional ad campaign won't do! 1076 01:16:36,125 --> 01:16:37,627 The pressule of sales is on me 1077 01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:39,005 We need an offer 1078 01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:41,634 To boost the sales, Rs. 2O off immediately! 1079 01:16:41,697 --> 01:16:44,109 You made an offer of Rs. 1O offjust 4 months ago! 1080 01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:46,144 You sales guys will kill the brand! 1081 01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:48,348 - There will be no brand without buyers... - Sit! 1082 01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:50,117 This is short term thinking! 1083 01:16:50,339 --> 01:16:52,114 Rs. 2O off is less 1084 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:53,585 We should give 50% off 1085 01:16:53,643 --> 01:16:55,145 What? 1086 01:16:56,712 --> 01:16:58,623 - But not for women. - Meaning'? 1087 01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:00,990 50% off... 1088 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,092 if the men come to buy 1089 01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:04,096 Kim! 1090 01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:05,364 You've lost it? 1091 01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:07,693 Which man buys cooking oil? 1092 01:17:09,692 --> 01:17:11,330 Maybe in your house... 1093 01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:13,569 If We tell Women... 1094 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,267 this offer is only for men... 1095 01:17:15,531 --> 01:17:18,171 all of them will force their men to go to the stores 1096 01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:20,212 Their love for the brand will increase ... 1097 01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:24,015 because thanks to the brand, their lifelong dlean1 is being fulfilled... 1098 01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:26,314 of getting men to shale the responsibility of running the house 1099 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:28,412 Why should caring for the health of the family... 1100 01:17:28,511 --> 01:17:31,515 only be the wife's duty'? Men must share that responsibility too 1101 01:17:31,714 --> 01:17:33,489 The house is in his name... 1102 01:17:33,716 --> 01:17:36,128 so shouldn't he be doing some housework too'? 1103 01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:39,156 And one more thing, maybe because of this... 1104 01:17:39,622 --> 01:17:42,228 you: wife also will start liking you more! 1105 01:17:43,726 --> 01:17:44,761 Brilliant! 1106 01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:47,332 Kia this is a hIeakLhIough idea! 1107 01:17:47,730 --> 01:17:49,732 The whole Saffola range should have this offer! 1108 01:18:03,946 --> 01:18:04,981 Kahil... 1109 01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:07,125 I got promoted to Vice President MalketLng! 1110 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,294 Here he is! 1111 01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:18,200 From today onwards training ... 1112 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,998 - stops! - What? 1113 01:18:20,062 --> 01:18:22,269 Take care of you: own bodies 1114 01:18:22,298 --> 01:18:24,005 - What do you mean? - Why? 1115 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:28,080 Wife's status is rising. Mother-in-lavfs status is changing 1116 01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:30,106 Too many responsibilities now... no time! 1117 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,709 Don't do this Kabit, you're my life! 1118 01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:36,122 We had a target of 15 kilos, only 6 has been achieved! 1119 01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:38,214 We need you Kahil! 1120 01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,655 But I don't need the money! 1121 01:18:40,149 --> 01:18:42,755 - My god! You can't do this! - Please! 1122 01:18:48,124 --> 01:18:50,035 But... I Won't take money 1123 01:18:52,595 --> 01:18:55,633 - So no then - Ok, 0k! 1124 01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:07,579 - Bye - Kia Wait! 1125 01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:54,394 So late! Have you eaten? 1126 01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:57,297 Too tiled 1127 01:19:59,595 --> 01:20:01,541 How was your day? 1128 01:20:18,114 --> 01:20:20,458 - It's Sunday. - So'? 1129 01:20:21,217 --> 01:20:23,163 Don't you know What Sunday means? 1130 01:20:23,252 --> 01:20:25,755 Big review meeting tomorrow. I'll have to go to office 1131 01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:27,160 Miss it! 1132 01:20:27,289 --> 01:20:29,030 ' Can't! ' can! 1133 01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:32,067 Can't! 1134 01:21:52,108 --> 01:21:55,385 For a woman to make a name in the corporate world at such a young age... 1135 01:21:55,478 --> 01:21:57,788 is 5611 very {axe Kin. W5 u big achievement 1136 01:21:58,180 --> 01:22:00,057 I think it's equally difficult for the men 1137 01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:01,720 Come on it's much tougher on us 1138 01:22:01,984 --> 01:22:05,431 We have to excel both at the office and at home 1139 01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:07,725 I only focus on my work... 1140 01:22:08,290 --> 01:22:09,633 My husband takes care of the house 1141 01:22:10,025 --> 01:22:12,631 Wow! Is he for real'? 1142 01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:15,100 Wish everyone had a husband like youls 1143 01:22:15,297 --> 01:22:17,038 I'd Ieally like to meet him! 1144 01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:19,612 Kia what is this? Why did you give them my number'? 1145 01:22:19,635 --> 01:22:23,242 - It's a small interview. No big deal. - I don't like all this! Why are we doing this? 1146 01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:26,218 I will beneﬁt. Your interview will give me moIe publicity 1147 01:22:26,242 --> 01:22:27,653 Ok bye now I have to go! 1148 01:22:29,045 --> 01:22:31,252 Kabit than]: you for letting us into you: life 1149 01:22:31,313 --> 01:22:33,088 You have a beautiful home! 1150 01:22:33,382 --> 01:22:35,453 - Thank you. - When did you decide... 1151 01:22:35,551 --> 01:22:39,658 that you would take care of the house full time '.7 1152 01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:42,362 The ﬁlst time I came to this house and saw it's condition... 1153 01:22:42,424 --> 01:22:45,735 I decided that the "men" in this house needed a "Woman" 1154 01:22:46,428 --> 01:22:50,774 So can we say that in you: relationship, Kia is the man'? 1155 01:22:52,601 --> 01:22:53,579 No... 1156 01:22:54,370 --> 01:22:57,249 Kia is a Woman, and I am a 1157 01:22:57,473 --> 01:22:59,282 but I understand you: confusion 1158 01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:02,417 Homemaker means you're a "she", having a career means you're a "he"... 1159 01:23:02,511 --> 01:23:04,286 According to "Indian tradition" 1160 01:23:04,313 --> 01:23:09,319 True, hut Kin is a very successful Woman & you are dependent on heI ﬁnancially... 1161 01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:13,428 Does you: ego ever hurt'? Do you feel jealous? 1162 01:23:13,555 --> 01:23:15,091 So you're saying that... 1163 01:23:15,124 --> 01:23:18,731 all those women who are honlenlakers are jealous of their husband's success? 1164 01:23:20,029 --> 01:23:22,635 Using their money to run the house hurts their ego'? 1165 01:23:23,232 --> 01:23:26,338 If Women don't feel it, Why do you think men will feel... 1166 01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:28,245 jealous... have an ego? 1167 01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:32,044 Maybe men's upbringing, genetic difference... 1168 01:23:32,107 --> 01:23:33,745 Of course. We are different... 1169 01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:37,022 Which is why I don't wear a bra & she doesn't have a beard 1170 01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:40,250 But genes don't say that a bra can't go to work... 1171 01:23:40,316 --> 01:23:42,318 or that a beard can't run the house 1172 01:23:42,618 --> 01:23:45,155 My "she" is proving to the world... 1173 01:23:45,454 --> 01:23:47,263 that she's no less than a "he"... 1174 01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:49,632 And this "he" is proving to the world... 1175 01:23:49,658 --> 01:23:51,535 that he's no less than a "she"! 1176 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:55,469 The Constitution of India gives every citizen the freedom of choice 1177 01:23:55,564 --> 01:23:58,443 She and he have the freedom to choose what they want to do 1178 01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:01,615 We chose this life. Why is it breaking news to you'? 1179 01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:03,405 Kim! 1180 01:24:03,672 --> 01:24:05,618 I saw your husband's "He-She" interview... 1181 01:24:05,674 --> 01:24:07,312 Damn cool! 1182 01:24:08,510 --> 01:24:09,614 What a dude your husband is! 1183 01:24:09,645 --> 01:24:11,716 For a minute even I was influenced by his words! 1184 01:24:11,980 --> 01:24:13,516 You're a very lucky gill! 1185 01:24:13,582 --> 01:24:16,028 You: husband is a very progressive man 1186 01:24:16,318 --> 01:24:18,696 Yes. All companies should recruit more women 1187 01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:22,100 I wish more of out men were like hitn. He's from IINI(B), right'? 1188 01:24:22,257 --> 01:24:24,999 Kia, your husband's trending! 1189 01:24:25,027 --> 01:24:26,335 Let's get back to work guys 1190 01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:27,430 Hi Msfam... 1191 01:24:27,629 --> 01:24:29,404 I saw your interview... 1192 01:24:30,365 --> 01:24:33,141 - Thank you! - I loved what you were wearing! 1193 01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:42,313 You've become an overnight stat! 1194 01:24:42,511 --> 01:24:45,458 Saw the interview? I gave you so much publicity! 1195 01:24:46,215 --> 01:24:48,354 Me'? You were praising yourself! 1196 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,752 Anyway you looked hot! 1197 01:24:51,020 --> 01:24:54,558 It was a question of your reputation! I did the make-up and lighting myself 1198 01:25:10,005 --> 01:25:12,417 What did you mean "condition of the house" before you came'? 1199 01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,585 Did we live in the gutter before'? 1200 01:25:15,310 --> 01:25:17,620 That was a joke... A true joke 1201 01:25:20,416 --> 01:25:23,420 And What was that... 1202 01:25:23,552 --> 01:25:27,090 "She" is proving to the world that she's no less than a "he"... 1203 01:25:28,290 --> 01:25:30,031 That was a compliment! 1204 01:25:31,994 --> 01:25:34,133 What do you think? That my life's 1205 01:25:34,229 --> 01:25:37,506 is to show people that I'm no less than a man? 1206 01:25:37,699 --> 01:25:39,645 I'm not proving anything to anyone, 0k'? 1207 01:25:39,668 --> 01:25:42,046 I just want to be the best at what I do 1208 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:48,312 She ﬁnds faults even in compliments! 1209 01:25:48,343 --> 01:25:50,414 You said something? 1210 01:25:57,019 --> 01:25:59,556 I saw your son on T.V. 1211 01:26:00,022 --> 01:26:01,968 But Women's Day is next month... 1212 01:26:02,224 --> 01:26:04,170 What was he doing on T.V.‘.7 1213 01:26:05,294 --> 01:26:07,103 Sit, he speaks very Well 1214 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,164 - Did he say anything about me? - N0 sit... 1215 01:26:09,198 --> 01:26:11,109 He didn't even take your name 1216 01:26:11,233 --> 01:26:12,610 Thank God... 1217 01:26:13,135 --> 01:26:15,411 else 0111 apartment prices would fall! 1218 01:26:23,745 --> 01:26:26,521 - Hello? - Hi, is this MI. Kahil Bansal? 1219 01:26:26,582 --> 01:26:27,720 Yes, speaking 1220 01:26:28,250 --> 01:26:31,322 Sit We would like you to talk in 0111 TedX Progmmme 1221 01:27:37,186 --> 01:27:40,292 - What is this? I'm starving! - Sorry! 1222 01:27:41,156 --> 01:27:43,363 What will you have? 1223 01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:45,200 Just order anything! 1224 01:27:49,231 --> 01:27:50,005 Hello? 1225 01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:53,104 Sit, we're doing a cookery show... 1226 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:54,131 - Don't you think'? - Clutter-breaking idea, sit! 1227 01:28:56,431 --> 01:28:59,310 Sit I know it's very interesting... 1228 01:29:00,002 --> 01:29:01,379 but I don't think he'll do it 1229 01:29:01,436 --> 01:29:03,438 Television is going to die 1230 01:29:03,639 --> 01:29:05,550 Who will Watch T.V. with so many ads? 1231 01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:07,676 They should ban ads! 1232 01:29:09,077 --> 01:29:10,078 When-is mom? 1233 01:29:10,145 --> 01:29:12,182 Some NGO seminar or something 1234 01:29:12,547 --> 01:29:13,582 Drink? 1235 01:29:14,249 --> 01:29:16,092 You Won't believe it... 1236 01:29:16,285 --> 01:29:18,993 my boss Wants to cast you in an ad 1237 01:29:19,454 --> 01:29:20,398 Excuse me? 1238 01:29:20,489 --> 01:29:22,696 Don't Worry... I said no 1239 01:29:24,426 --> 01:29:25,598 Which ad? 1240 01:29:27,729 --> 01:29:29,037 Saffola! 1241 01:29:29,498 --> 01:29:30,533 Saffola? 1242 01:29:35,170 --> 01:29:36,706 Saffola... 1243 01:29:38,073 --> 01:29:39,984 Actually Kin R's u 45006 Men 1244 01:29:40,675 --> 01:29:43,121 You: last "offer" idea for men was such a hit... 1245 01:29:43,178 --> 01:29:44,179 Actually... 1246 01:29:44,213 --> 01:29:45,715 it's a great idea! 1247 01:29:45,981 --> 01:29:48,325 How long will we stereotype women in ads'? 1248 01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:50,426 Ads inﬂuence society, right? 1249 01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:52,623 Change ads, change society! 1250 01:29:53,288 --> 01:29:54,392 You'll do an ad? 1251 01:30:40,569 --> 01:30:44,107 Kia, I Want Kahil to give 0111 Marketing & Sales team... 1252 01:30:44,172 --> 01:30:46,778 an inspirational talk. Just an informal evening session 1253 01:30:47,142 --> 01:30:49,645 He's such an interesting man. I'm 5111c people will love it! 1254 01:30:50,545 --> 01:30:51,546 Kahil? 1255 01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:52,455 Here'? 1256 01:31:50,405 --> 01:31:52,646 You're really enjoying you: new life, aren't you'? 1257 01:31:54,776 --> 01:31:56,778 I really enjoyed coming to you: office 1258 01:31:57,279 --> 01:31:59,259 But how do you work there'? 1259 01:32:00,081 --> 01:32:01,719 I Wasn't talking about this evening 1260 01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:04,129 What do you mean? 1261 01:32:05,621 --> 01:32:06,725 I mean... 1262 01:32:07,122 --> 01:32:10,126 all these talks and speeches... 1263 01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:15,702 At first I found these interviews & talks on gender equality very irritating 1264 01:32:16,298 --> 01:32:19,006 But afiel seeing the response, I started 1265 01:32:19,634 --> 01:32:21,636 If I can do some good, then why not'? 1266 01:32:22,571 --> 01:32:24,141 What good are you doing? 1267 01:32:24,739 --> 01:32:26,446 By sharing out lives... 1268 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:29,454 if someone else's life gets better, then why not'? 1269 01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:36,052 I thought I was the marketing person, and you didn't like marketing... 1270 01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:40,759 You are marketing your life! 1271 01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:44,226 0111 life! 1272 01:32:44,526 --> 01:32:46,233 Not my life 1273 01:32:47,696 --> 01:32:49,573 My life is not so different 1274 01:32:50,032 --> 01:32:51,568 So many women work... 1275 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,046 You're the different anitnal! 1276 01:32:55,337 --> 01:32:57,078 And anyway who are you helping? 1277 01:32:58,673 --> 01:33:01,279 You think that centuries of injustice done to Women... 1278 01:33:01,309 --> 01:33:04,119 can he wiped clean in a second by your example? 1279 01:33:05,147 --> 01:33:07,286 It's the men, not the Women who are beneﬁting fIom this 1280 01:33:07,482 --> 01:33:11,726 Inspired by you, men think they can sit at home & become stats! 1281 01:33:13,221 --> 01:33:14,632 If you don't want to work... 1282 01:33:15,523 --> 01:33:17,628 why encourage others to be useless 1283 01:33:30,739 --> 01:33:34,152 That you ﬁnd happiness in my happiness 1284 01:33:34,209 --> 01:33:37,349 Is not necessary in love... 1285 01:33:44,019 --> 01:33:47,228 If 0111 paths don't meet... 1286 01:33:47,288 --> 01:33:50,599 does not mean We are apart... 1287 01:33:50,692 --> 01:33:54,196 This is love, not duty... 1288 01:33:54,262 --> 01:33:57,436 This is love, not duty... 1289 01:33:57,499 --> 01:34:00,605 This is love, not duty... 1290 01:34:00,669 --> 01:34:03,445 This is love, not duty... 1291 01:34:03,505 --> 01:34:05,576 I have some good news 1292 01:34:06,107 --> 01:34:08,986 We want to send you to New York for a management programme 1293 01:34:09,377 --> 01:34:11,015 It's a fabulous one month programme 1294 01:34:11,413 --> 01:34:12,585 Would you like to go'? 1295 01:34:16,384 --> 01:34:18,091 Everything 0k? 1296 01:34:19,287 --> 01:34:20,630 Yes sit. I'll go 1297 01:34:20,689 --> 01:34:22,430 I'm already depressed! 1298 01:34:22,724 --> 01:34:24,704 How can you both leave me all alone... 1299 01:34:24,726 --> 01:34:26,603 and go to the U.S. for a month'? 1300 01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:28,038 Very mean! 1301 01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:30,040 What alone? I'm not going 1302 01:34:30,732 --> 01:34:32,302 I'm just joking... 1303 01:34:32,634 --> 01:34:34,113 What's happened to you Kahil? 1304 01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:36,006 He's become famous mom... 1305 01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:38,045 - He doesn't have dates. - What? 1306 01:34:38,373 --> 01:34:40,046 Everything stops from today 1307 01:34:40,342 --> 01:34:41,343 What? 1308 01:34:41,476 --> 01:34:42,454 Anyway. . . 1309 01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:44,717 the country's youth is Watching this useless example... 1310 01:34:44,746 --> 01:34:45,747 and getting corrupted! 1311 01:34:46,147 --> 01:34:47,023 What? 1312 01:34:48,416 --> 01:34:50,157 How can I leave you in this condition? 1313 01:34:50,352 --> 01:34:51,353 What's happened to me? 1314 01:34:51,619 --> 01:34:54,657 Anything can happen. Anyway my job is to take care ofthe house... 1315 01:34:55,090 --> 01:34:56,660 not to travel the world! 1316 01:35:00,662 --> 01:35:01,663 I'm sorry... 1317 01:35:02,097 --> 01:35:03,508 For what? 1318 01:35:05,233 --> 01:35:06,371 Why Won't you come? 1319 01:35:06,568 --> 01:35:08,605 What will I come and do there for a month'? 1320 01:35:13,408 --> 01:35:15,285 You'll he able to stay without me? 1321 01:35:17,746 --> 01:35:19,316 You'll he busy... 1322 01:35:19,514 --> 01:35:22,518 Instead of living there without you it's better if I stay here without you 1323 01:35:23,651 --> 01:35:26,325 At least I can look after morn 1324 01:35:27,322 --> 01:35:28,733 I Want to he useful 1325 01:35:34,496 --> 01:35:35,736 Then I Won't go too 1326 01:35:35,997 --> 01:35:36,634 Don't go! 1327 01:35:39,367 --> 01:35:41,210 But I've already accepted... 1328 01:35:42,504 --> 01:35:44,506 and it's a great opportunity to learn 1329 01:35:45,006 --> 01:35:46,246 So go... 1330 01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:57,127 I didn't mean What I said in the cat 1331 01:35:57,485 --> 01:35:59,158 I mean What I'm saying now 1332 01:36:00,088 --> 01:36:02,364 You do you: work, I'll do mine 1333 01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:05,264 Anyway you feel that I don't do anything 1334 01:36:06,227 --> 01:36:08,673 If I come to America with you and enjoy... 1335 01:36:09,164 --> 01:36:10,336 even I'll feel that I'm useless! 1336 01:36:23,411 --> 01:36:27,223 I don't know how to convince you... 1337 01:36:27,282 --> 01:36:30,126 This is love, not duty... 1338 01:36:30,185 --> 01:36:33,598 Does not mean I desire you any less 1339 01:36:33,622 --> 01:36:35,727 This is love, not duty... 1340 01:36:35,990 --> 01:36:42,202 Times have changed a hit, But I'm the same, my love... 1341 01:36:42,230 --> 01:36:49,671 How do I make you undeIstamLfZ 1342 01:36:50,038 --> 01:36:56,683 I don't know how to make you happy But I Want to see a smile on your face 1343 01:36:56,744 --> 01:37:00,123 This is love, not duty... 1344 01:37:00,181 --> 01:37:03,390 This is love, not duty... 1345 01:37:03,451 --> 01:37:06,660 This is love, not duty... 1346 01:37:06,721 --> 01:37:09,565 This is love, not duty... 1347 01:37:09,591 --> 01:37:13,403 That you ﬁnd happiness in my happiness 1348 01:37:13,461 --> 01:37:16,374 Is not necessary in love... 1349 01:37:16,397 --> 01:37:20,106 That you ﬁnd happiness in my happiness 1350 01:37:20,168 --> 01:37:23,115 Is not necessary in love... 1351 01:37:23,171 --> 01:37:26,550 If 0111 paths don't meet... 1352 01:37:26,608 --> 01:37:31,387 does not mean We are apart... 1353 01:37:31,413 --> 01:37:33,484 Where are you going all dlessed up like a stud? 1354 01:37:36,584 --> 01:37:39,087 To focus on my present life... 1355 01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:41,327 I had made my past out of focus... 1356 01:37:41,723 --> 01:37:44,135 But now my past is calling out to me 1357 01:37:45,093 --> 01:37:47,505 AﬂeI many years then-is a reunion of all the MBA Iohots 1358 01:37:47,562 --> 01:37:48,336 Shall I go? 1359 01:37:48,429 --> 01:37:51,035 If you come home early sleep outside! 1360 01:37:55,470 --> 01:37:57,143 So you learned how to cook? 1361 01:37:57,205 --> 01:37:58,240 Yes, completely! 1362 01:38:12,353 --> 01:38:13,696 - Hi Kahil! - Hi Neha 1363 01:38:14,022 --> 01:38:16,002 - How's Kia? - She's good. Very good 1364 01:38:16,157 --> 01:38:18,194 When Z people have a scene in college... 1365 01:38:18,259 --> 01:38:19,397 and they lose touch... 1366 01:38:19,461 --> 01:38:21,566 and meet after many years... 1367 01:38:21,596 --> 01:38:24,270 that moment guys... is pule sex! 1368 01:38:28,436 --> 01:38:29,744 Here! Sex done'? 1369 01:38:32,974 --> 01:38:34,419 - What are you drinking? - I Want to get dnmk! 1370 01:38:34,476 --> 01:38:36,353 I Want to have shots! 1371 01:38:41,015 --> 01:38:42,494 Kahil... 1372 01:38:43,551 --> 01:38:46,395 You gave me a big complex in college... 1373 01:38:46,421 --> 01:38:49,425 Now that I'm Worth 400 million dollars, and single... 1374 01:38:49,691 --> 01:38:51,193 you still make me feel like a loseI! 1375 01:38:51,259 --> 01:38:52,533 What did I do? 1376 01:38:53,161 --> 01:38:55,607 You're the one who is in every woman's dlealn even afiel marriage! 1377 01:39:01,136 --> 01:39:04,242 You've become a ﬁlm ditectoI but still didn't bring an actress along 1378 01:39:04,305 --> 01:39:07,309 Your life is no less than a ﬁlm. How much foI the copyrights? 1379 01:39:08,142 --> 01:39:10,281 - Kahit? - Yes? 1380 01:39:10,378 --> 01:39:11,652 Will you come to Mumhai foI me? 1381 01:39:11,713 --> 01:39:13,124 Why is your husband in Delhi? 1382 01:39:13,181 --> 01:39:15,422 No in Paris. Ass! 1383 01:39:16,384 --> 01:39:19,092 My channel is doing a big programme for Women's Day... 1384 01:39:19,187 --> 01:39:20,962 I stopped doing all that... 1385 01:39:21,456 --> 01:39:22,992 Please do it foI me? 1386 01:39:23,057 --> 01:39:24,468 Just one day! Please? 1387 01:39:24,492 --> 01:39:27,166 How many times can I say the same thing? Anyway it's Women's Day... 1388 01:39:27,195 --> 01:39:29,402 Women should speak for the benefit of women to women! 1389 01:39:29,697 --> 01:39:32,405 F01 Women to beneﬁt men should speak to men 1390 01:39:32,433 --> 01:39:34,640 No, you find yourself another man 1391 01:39:35,036 --> 01:39:36,481 I've committed... 1392 01:39:37,004 --> 01:39:38,642 I'll he badly screwed! 1393 01:39:39,007 --> 01:39:41,317 Just one day... Please! 1394 01:39:41,576 --> 01:39:43,180 Please! 1395 01:39:43,544 --> 01:39:44,682 Please! 1396 01:40:20,048 --> 01:40:26,522 (Kahil: History says, in the stone ages men hunted and Women in caves cooked...) 1397 01:40:29,024 --> 01:40:31,300 No one checked how many men cooked... 1398 01:40:31,359 --> 01:40:33,361 and how many Women hunted! 1399 01:40:34,629 --> 01:40:39,339 If you Iniss 1 match out of 121 it won't make any difference... 1400 01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:42,176 Today's Women's Day, sit with your Woman and listen to this boy! 1401 01:40:42,237 --> 01:40:44,581 If we reversed the roles, then what? 1402 01:40:45,306 --> 01:40:46,649 The Woman's job would he hunting... 1403 01:40:46,674 --> 01:40:48,278 the man's job, cooking! 1404 01:40:48,509 --> 01:40:50,318 Only their responsibilities would have been swapped 1405 01:40:50,578 --> 01:40:51,784 Men would have Iemained men... 1406 01:40:52,046 --> 01:40:53,218 Women would have remained women... 1407 01:40:53,648 --> 01:40:55,753 Sex would have been just as good! Yes, but today We... 1408 01:40:56,450 --> 01:40:57,588 would not be celebrating Women's Day... 1409 01:40:57,685 --> 01:40:58,663 but Men's Day instead! 1410 01:41:00,521 --> 01:41:02,592 History must have been written by a man! 1411 01:41:03,357 --> 01:41:04,392 His-tory. . . 1412 01:41:04,592 --> 01:41:06,731 The clue is in the word itself, His Story! 1413 01:41:07,128 --> 01:41:08,539 Does anyone know Her Story? 1414 01:41:08,596 --> 01:41:11,042 - Who's this fellow? - He's a man! 1415 01:41:11,532 --> 01:41:12,408 I can see that 1416 01:41:12,433 --> 01:41:15,778 The men who discovered the Hindi language knew this about this mistake... 1417 01:41:17,138 --> 01:41:19,550 In Hindi grammar, "cooking" is a masculine gender... 1418 01:41:20,007 --> 01:41:21,315 So cooking is male territory 1419 01:41:21,342 --> 01:41:24,619 "Working" is a feminine gender... 1420 01:41:25,546 --> 01:41:26,650 Female territory! 1421 01:41:27,549 --> 01:41:28,721 Fact is... 1422 01:41:28,750 --> 01:41:31,458 we ale speaking one language, and living another 1423 01:41:33,054 --> 01:41:37,662 He takes care of his home so his wife can fulfil? her dlealns 1424 01:41:38,226 --> 01:41:39,068 Good! 1425 01:41:39,193 --> 01:41:41,195 Good'? Could you have ever done this? 1426 01:41:41,262 --> 01:41:42,366 Yes, Why not? 1427 01:41:42,530 --> 01:41:45,170 Rubbish! If I had continued my acting work... 1428 01:41:45,233 --> 01:41:46,473 would you have taken care of the house? 1429 01:41:46,634 --> 01:41:48,773 Absolutely. If that was your dleam 1430 01:41:49,437 --> 01:41:53,283 You can't boil a glass of water on you: own! 1431 01:41:53,341 --> 01:41:55,582 We would have got a cook. Does he have kids? 1432 01:41:55,610 --> 01:41:57,180 - That's not the point! - That's the point... 1433 01:41:57,245 --> 01:41:58,690 That's the big point Jaya! 1434 01:41:59,147 --> 01:42:00,751 When did I stop you from working'? 1435 01:42:01,015 --> 01:42:02,119 It was your choice! 1436 01:42:02,183 --> 01:42:06,097 Exactly. It was my choice because I had no other choice! 1437 01:42:06,487 --> 01:42:09,024 What are you sayillg! 1438 01:42:09,123 --> 01:42:11,034 I would have happily looked after the house! 1439 01:42:11,126 --> 01:42:12,161 Sula! 1440 01:42:12,226 --> 01:42:16,038 Amitahh Bachchan cooking in the kitchen... 1441 01:42:16,130 --> 01:42:20,601 and J aya Bachchan happily waving to her fans every Sunday! 1442 01:42:20,668 --> 01:42:21,738 You would have been 0k with it? 1443 01:42:22,003 --> 01:42:23,141 Yeah. Why not? 1444 01:42:23,204 --> 01:42:26,048 So easy to say it. Can't rewind life! 1445 01:42:28,342 --> 01:42:31,221 What do I do? 1446 01:42:31,345 --> 01:42:33,256 What do you Want me to do? 1447 01:42:33,314 --> 01:42:35,419 - I Want to meet this boy - Who? This guy? 1448 01:42:35,583 --> 01:42:36,653 - Yeah - Why? 1449 01:42:36,751 --> 01:42:39,163 I like him. Just look at him! 1450 01:42:40,121 --> 01:42:43,102 At this age a new LhIeat! 1451 01:42:48,229 --> 01:42:49,674 Hi. You coming? 1452 01:42:50,131 --> 01:42:51,371 Corning where? 1453 01:42:52,433 --> 01:42:53,673 So Why did you call? 145 102951