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[ "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYING ]
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HEY, CLAUDE!
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COME CHECK THIS OUT.
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WHAT IS ALL THIS?
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IS THAT A STOCKING?
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I MADE IT FOR SATAN.
IT'S OUT OF VC's BELLY MEAT.
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VC, YOU READY?
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[ SCREAMING ]
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* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
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YOU SEE IT?
* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
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* WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR *
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YOU DO REALIZE
THAT THIS HOLIDAY
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CELEBRATES THE BIRTH
OF SATAN'S SWORN ENEMY.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, CLAUDE.
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CHRISTMAS HAS BECOME
SO COMMERCIALIZED
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THAT JESUS DOESN'T EVEN
GET THE CREDIT ANYMORE.
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YEAH, WE GOT HIS ASS.
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BUT BACK WHEN I HAD KRAMPUS
COMING TO TOWN
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WITH HIS RUSTY BELLS
AND CHAINS
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AND THE LOOK OF FEAR
ON THE KIDS' FACES --
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THAT'S THE HOLIDAYS.
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-WHO'S KRAMPUS?
-FRIEND OF MINE.
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WE USED TO HANG OUT IN
EASTERN EUROPE IN THE 1800s.
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HERE, I GOT SOME PICTURES.
TAKE A LOOK.
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-HMM.
-KRAMPUS WAS INTENSE.
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LET ME TELL YOU.
THAT GUY WAS INSANE.
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I'D LOVE TO SEE THESE
HELICOPTER PARENTS TODAY
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IF KRAMPUS WAS TO
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STUFF THEIR LITTLE BRATS
INTO HIS DROWNING TUB.
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UGH!
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SO HE DROWNS
THE CHILDREN?
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NO, NOT ALL OF 'EM.
SEE, THAT'S KRAMPUS.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, NO, MAYBE
HE'LL JUST HIT THEM WITH A SHOE
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OR HE'LL PUT THEM
IN HIS GYPSY CART.
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YOU NEVER SEE 'EM AGAIN.
YOU DON'T KNOW WITH THIS GUY.
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I'M LOVING THIS IDEA, CLAUDE,
OF BRINGING KRAMPUS BACK.
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YOU GUYS
GO GET KRAMPUS BACK.
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GUTEN KRAMPUS NACHT!
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GUTEN KRAMPUS NACHT, VC!
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GUTEN KRAMPUS NACHT,
EVERYONE!
* NOW BRING US
SOME FIGGY PUDDING *
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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NO!
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NO!
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NO!
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[ GROANING ]
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ARE YOU KRAMPUS?
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[ German accent ]
NO. I'M GUMPHANICKEL.
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YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
MY DAD.
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**
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[ HORN SOUNDING ]
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
AND BLOW THE HORN?
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YOUR LIPS HAVE BEEN ON IT,
SO I DON'T...
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[ German accent ]
WHEN I PRESS THE TV BUTTON,
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IT'S BROKEN
'CAUSE THE VOLUME GOES AWAY.
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AND THEN I PRESS IT AGAIN
AND THE VOLUME GOES BACK.
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RIGHT,
THAT'S THE MUTE BUTTON.
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CLOSE THE DOOR.
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I'M NOT PAYING TO
HEAT THE WHOLE OUTDOORS.
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HEY, CLAUDE,
HOW DID YOU BEAT ME HERE?
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DID YOU TELEPORT TO
THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN?
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ARE YOU THAT STUPID?
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[ Sarcastically ]
OH, YEAH.
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OH, YEAH, I TELEPORTED
TO THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN
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AND THEN I CLIMBED
ALL THE WAY UP JUST TO GET HERE,
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AND THEN
I NEARLY LOST MY BALLS
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BECAUSE
I "MADE MY HARNESS TOO TIGHT."
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ARE YOU SAYING WHAT YOU ACTUALLY
DID, BUT IN A SARCASTIC VOICE?
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-YES.
-AS I WAS SAYING,
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WE WANT TO BRING KRAMPUS
TO AMERICA BIG-TIME.
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NO, NO.
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KRAMPUS IS RETIRED.
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I HAVEN'T MADE A NAUGHTY LIST
IN OVER 20 YEARS.
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I TRIED TO GET GUMPHANICKEL
TO FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS.
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THIS ONE ISN'T INTERESTED
UNLESS IT'S A HORN TO CARVE.
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THEY WARN THE VILLAGERS
OF AVALANCHES!
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THEY CAUSE AVALANCHES,
GUMPHANICKEL!
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WHY DO YOU THINK
THAT THE HORN BLAST HAPPENS
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AND THEN THE SNOW FALLS?!
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ARE YOU TRYING TO WARN THEM
IN THE FUTURE?
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KIDS TODAY.
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EVERY TIME THEY FART,
THEY GET A TROPHY.
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WHEN THEY GOT RID OF
SPANKING,
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THAT'S WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD
WENT DOWN THE CRAPPER.
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AND SATAN
AGREES WITH YOU.
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SATAN NEEDS ME TO
KEEP THE CHILDREN IN LINE.
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THE ONES THAT ARE LEFT.
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MMM!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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ARE YOU INTERESTED IN
WORKING WITH US ON THIS?
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FETCH MY DROWNING TUB.
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KRAMPUS IS BACK!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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-GREAT.
-GREAT.
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I DON'T LIKE THE DANCE,
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BUT I APPRECIATE
WHY YOU'RE DOING IT.
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**
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OH, THANK GOODNESS.
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SANTA HAS A SECOND WORKSHOP!
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THE OTHER ONE'S
REALLY SWAMPED.
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FOR $24.99, YOU CAN GET A
PACKAGE THAT INCLUDES AN 8x10.
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WE JUST WANT TO SEE SANTA.
RIGHT, ETHAN?
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OKAY. GO ON.
GO SEE SANTA.
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HEY, ETHAN.
SMILE BIG FOR MOMMY.
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA
LIE TO MY FACE
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AND STAND HERE AND TAKE PICTURES
WITH YOUR CELLPHONE?
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IN YOU GO.
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HELLO,
ETHAN RAKESTRAW.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
MY LAST NAME?
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I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU,
YOUNG ETHAN.
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COME HERE.
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SIT ON MY BONY,
MITE-COVERED LAP.
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I KNOW THAT
YOU PEE IN THE SHOWER,
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AND I KNOW THAT
YOU BROKE YOUR SISTER'S iPAD,
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AND YOU SAID IT FELL.
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CLOSE THE SHED!
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CLOSE THE SHED!
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MOMMY!
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YOU CLOSED THE DOOR.
I CAN'T SEE MY SON ANYMORE.
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IF YOU PAY FOR THE PACKAGE,
YOU CAN GET A VIDEO
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AND YOU'LL SEE EVERYTHING
GOING ON IN THERE.
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST
LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?
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-IT'S GONNA FREAK YOU OUT.
-IT'S GONNA WHAT?
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[ GIGGLES ]
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
KRAMPUS IS FEELING TIRED.
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WAIT.
WAIT, ETHAN.
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TAKE A RUTEN BUNDLE TO REMIND
YOU THAT I AM ALWAYS THERE.
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ALWAYS WATCHING.
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OKAY, ETHAN. WE'RE GONNA
GO SAY HI TO YOUR MOM, OKAY?
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-MOMMY!
-ETHAN?!
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COME HERE!
COME HERE, BABY.
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IT'S TOO LATE FOR ETHAN.
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HE'S ON THE LIST.
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HE'S ON THE LIST!
[ GIGGLES ]
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THAT'S THE FIRST KID TODAY.
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WHERE ARE ALL THE CHILDREN?
I THOUGHT...
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IT'S BEEN
A BIT OF A HARD SELL.
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UM, DID Y'ALL GET A PERMIT
TO PUT UP THIS SHED?
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I DON'T THINK WE DID.
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[ KRAMPUS GIGGLING ]
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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
A KID LIES ONE TIME
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AND THEN
HE IS PUT TO DEATH?
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THAT IS NOT A WAY
TO TEACH ANYBODY ANYTHING.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO
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ABDUCT ALL THESE KIDS
TONIGHT.
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JONAS SLOCUM?
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THAT'S MY STEP-NEPHEW!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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OHH...
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BRING THE LIST!
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BRING THE LIST!
[ GIGGLES ]
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**
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DO YOU THINK
IF I LEAVE OUT THE ENTIRE PIE,
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THAT SANTA WILL BRING ME
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A KNIGHTS OF NEBULON
POCKET MARAUDER?
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OH, KIDDO, LISTEN.
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HEY, YOUR MOM'S NOT A REAL BIG
FAN OF THE KNIGHTS OF NEBULON.
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OR THEIR WAR TOYS.
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MAYBE SANTA CAN
MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR...
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NO, GEOFF.
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SANTA READS THE STUDIES AND
HE KNOWS THERE'S A DIRECT LINK
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BETWEEN FANTASY VIOLENCE
AND AGGRESSION IN ADULTS.
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I PROMISE
I WON'T BE AN AGGRESSIVE ADULT.
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I WISH THAT WERE TRUE.
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IT'S TIME TO
HIT THE SACK.
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OH, YOU'LL HIT THE SACK,
ALL RIGHT.
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MY BURLAP SACK!
[ GIGGLES ]
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CAN WE AGREE
THAT IT'S A COINCIDENCE
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THAT THE FIRST PERSON WE'RE
VISITING IS GARY'S STEP-NEPHEW?
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YEAH, IT SEEMS WEIRD.
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WE PULLED NAMES
OUT OF A HAT.
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IT'S "GO" TIME.
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HELP ME
WITH MY RUSTY BELLS.
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HOW ABOUT WE JUST SWAT HIM
WITH THE SHOE THIS TIME?
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JUST GIVE HIM A COUPLE OF
SWIPPITY-SWAPS WITH THE SHOE,
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AND THAT WILL SHOW HIM
WHO'S BOSS.
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YOUNG JONAS
LOOKED VERY PLUMP TONIGHT.
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I BET
THE MEAT IS MARBLED.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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FILL THE TUB, MINIONS!
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WE'RE GONNA WAIT
UNTIL WE GET INSIDE,
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'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TURN IT SIDEWAYS
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TO GET IT
THROUGH THE DOOR.
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WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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HERE.
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I KEEP ONE OF THESE AROUND
FOR EMERGENCIES.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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SO, YOU WANT ME TO,
LIKE, SHOOT KRAMPUS?
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DO YOU WANT TO SAVE
YOUR STEP-NEPHEW OR NOT?
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I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES A YEAR
DO I REALLY SEE HIM?
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LET'S JUST SEE
IF HE USES THE SHOE FIRST.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I REALLY DON'T CARE.
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JUST GRAB YOUR END.
LET'S HURRY UP.
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BAP! BAP!
GOT YOUR ASS, BITCH!
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BAP, BAP!
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO THIS.
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[ KRAMPUS GIGGLING ]
I'M COMING, BUDDY!
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU IN THERE?!
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[ KRAMPUS GIGGLING ]
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AW, MAN.
THE CART'S GONE.
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KRAMPUS KIDNAPPED JONAS.
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GIVE ME BACK MY SON!
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CLAUDE, LOOK -- MORE RUTEN.
FOLLOW THE RUTEN!
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WHAT'S HE DOING
BACK AT THE MALL?
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WHAT IF HE'S STILL ALIVE
BUT KRAMPUS
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JUST HAS EATEN
BOTH OF HIS FEET?
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WHAT AM I GONNA
TELL HIS DAD THEN?
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LOOK.
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
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[ GIGGLING ]
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JONAS, JONAS, YOU OKAY?
YOU GOT BOTH EYES?
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YOU GOT YOUR FINGERS?
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JONAS,
DID THE HAIRY MAN BITE YOU?
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UNCLE GARY?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
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WHAT I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO DO
IS NOT TELL YOUR DAD
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A SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS,
OKAY, BIG GUY?
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I WANT A KNIGHTS OF NEBULON
POCKET MARAUDER.
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ALL RIGHT,
LET ME GET, LIKE,
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A TRASH CAN
TO BASH IN THIS WINDOW.
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THE BLADE
IS NOT SHARPENED...
CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?
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...TONIGHT, WE DINE ON
THE SUCCULENT MEAT OF THE...
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HE SAID HE WAS TIRED
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AND HE WANTED TO GET
HIS ALCOHOL BEER AND GO HOME.
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CLAUDE,
THAT'S NOT HIS HOME.
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SO WE'LL CHOP YOU
INTO LITTLE...
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Claude:
THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
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00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,920
HE USED TO BE ABLE TO
EAT THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN
230
00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,490
-IN ONE NIGHT.
-I WILL SUE YOU SO HARD!
231
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,918
SHOULD WE BE DOING
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?
232
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,964
I MEAN...
LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
233
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,219
-LET'S BAIL.
-YOU'RE HURTING ME!
234
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,587
YOU'RE HURTING ME!
235
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,155
WELL, YOU'RE NOT
DOING ME ANY GOOD, EITHER.
236
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,834
WE HAD A LIST
WITH THOUSANDS OF KIDS' NAMES.
237
00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,234
THOUSANDS OF NAMES.
238
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,965
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT
HE DIDN'T DROWN ONE KID?
239
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,601
IN ALL FAIRNESS, EACH ONE OF
THOSE KIDS GOT HIT WITH A SHOE.
240
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:07,567
WE BEAT EACH ONE OF THOSE KIDS
WITH A FULL-ON SHOE TORNADO.
241
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,637
INTERESTING.
242
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,736
WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER
KRAMPUS WENT TO JAIL
243
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,448
FOR ASSAULTING A SECURITY GUARD
WITH A GIANT NOVELTY AX?
244
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,580
JUST GET HIM BACK TO THE CASTLE,
ALL RIGHT?
245
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,745
AND SHUT THIS THING DOWN.
SHUT THE WHOLE THING DOWN!
246
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,845
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M
TAKING ONE OF YOUR DUMB IDEAS.
247
00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,018
SEEMS LIKE
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
248
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,055
WHAT WAS THAT, GAR?
249
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,425
THEY SAID I AM TO BE SENTENCED
ON THE 17th.
250
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,832
YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT THAT.
251
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,304
WE'RE NOT GONNA BE COMING BACK
FOR THAT COURT DATE.
252
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,673
I GOT A WHOLE VANLOAD
OF GAMER KIDS
253
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:38,043
JUST SWOLLEN WITH MOUNTAIN DEW,
LIKE, RIGHT OVER THERE.
254
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,641
SO COME ON. LET'S GO.
[ GIGGLES ]
255
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:40,773
YEAH, YEAH.
256
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:41,808
THEY'RE RIGHT IN THERE.
257
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:42,982
JUST WAY IN THE BACK.
258
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,980
GUMPHANICKEL, YOU LIED!
259
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,352
GET IN THERE!
260
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,480
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
261
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,375
GO, GO, GO!
BURN IT!
262
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,891
[ GASPS ]
LOOK, DADDY! LOOK, MOMMY!
263
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,321
LOOK WHAT
SANTA GOT ME!
264
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,185
I GOT IT, I GOT IT!
265
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,694
I TOLD YOU NO,
GEOFF.
266
00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,826
I DIDN'T BUY IT.
267
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,460
POW, POW!
CH-CH!
268
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,304
I KILLED YOU, MOMMY!
I KILLED YOU, DADDY! CH-CH!
269
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,131
I GUESS IT'S SOME KIND OF
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, HUH, GEOFF?
270
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,966
POW, POW!
I KILLED YOU!
271
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,041
POW!
YOU'RE DEAD, MOMMY!
272
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,640
MAYBE IT IS A MIRACLE.
273
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,611
I KILLED EVERYONE!
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