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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:05,012 THERE ARE THESE ABACUS BOXES CALLED COM-PU-TAIRS, 2 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:07,339 AND THEY ARE FILLED WITH GHOST SPIRITS. 3 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:12,045 AND PEOPLE HAVE THESE BOXES ON AN INTERCONTINENTAL LINE 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,180 ON WHICH EVERYONE IS ON THAT LINE, 5 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:18,386 HENCE "ONLINE" BEING THE VERNACULAR. 6 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,419 WE ALL KNOW WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA IS, CALEB, OKAY? 7 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,694 WHAT'S YOUR PLAN TO GET MORE EYEBALLS? 8 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,093 IN MY DAY, IF WE WANTED EYEBALLS, 9 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:28,926 WE WOULD JUST PLUCK THEM OUT OF LITTLE INDIAN BABIES. 10 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,202 Satan, I could head this up. 11 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,871 I died way more recently than Caleb. 12 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:34,869 MR. VERNON, I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE THE WAR OF NORTHERN AGGRESSION. 13 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,202 I HAVE SENIORITY. 14 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,707 I HAVE A PLAN TO GET HIM ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS 15 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:39,869 BY MONDAY AT 8:00 A.M. 16 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,437 SHUT UP. SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. 17 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,906 BACK IN MY DAY, A GROUPIE DIDN'T FOLLOW YOU WITH A CLICK. 18 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:49,116 SHE FOLLOWED YOU BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM AFTER THE SHOW, 19 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:52,620 AND THEN THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD GO VIRAL WAS YOUR DONG 20 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:53,953 [CHUCKLES] FROM HERPES. 21 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,117 [ CHUCKLES ] 22 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:59,627 SUNSET STRIP, MAN. IT WAS 1983. 23 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,430 THE COOLEST LIFE EVER GOT. 24 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:08,498 END OF DISCUSSION! 25 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:13,073 ** 26 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:15,507 [ HEAVY METAL PLAYING ] 27 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,320 GET OUT! GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE! 28 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:23,049 I MEANT TO KNOCK LOUDER! I'M SORRY! 29 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,993 GET OUT! NO! NO, NO, WAIT! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 30 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,418 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 31 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:30,094 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. YEAH. COME ON IN. 32 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,264 HEY. 33 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:32,662 -EVERYTHING OKAY, B? -YEAH. IT'S GOOD, MAN. 34 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,603 COME HERE. I WANT YOU GUYS TO HEAR SOMETHING. 35 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,098 [ Distorted voice ] KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. 36 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,330 KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. 37 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,795 KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. 38 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:42,272 YEAH. THAT'S ME ON THE MIKE. 39 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,073 KID COMMITTED SUICIDE 'CAUSE OF THAT. 40 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,514 WITH A LAWN MOWER. GO FIGURE. 41 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,779 YEAH, HE'S STILL KNOCKING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 42 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,938 ANYWAY [CHUCKLES] CRAZY DAYS, MAN. 43 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:51,807 OH, BYLE! I REMEMBER BYLE. 44 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:53,945 MY DAD WAS, LIKE, WAY INTO BYLE. 45 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,121 LIKE, WAY MORE THAN HE WAS INTO OL' GARY. 46 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,350 GOD, I LOOKED GOOD. LOOK AT THOSE ABS, HUH? 47 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:01,116 YOU KNOW, I USED TO... YOU KNOW, JUST TO STAY THIN. 48 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,985 YOU LOOKED LIKE A STEVEN TYLER SCARECROW. 49 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,264 WE OWNED L.A. 50 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:09,134 IT WAS 1983, SUNSET STRIP. 51 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:11,873 BYLE WAS THE MUSIC AND I WAS THEIR MUSE. 52 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:14,299 WE HAD A NON-STOP STREAM OF RUNAWAYS 53 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:17,465 FOLLOWING A TRAIL OF QUAALUDES TO OUR FRONT DOOR. 54 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:20,635 I HAD A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE FULL OF ADRENALINE. 55 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,384 HAD ITS OWN HOLSTER. 56 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:25,380 THEY CALLED ME DR. PARTY, PhD. 57 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,623 PhD STOOD FOR "PARTY HARD, DIPSHIT." 58 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,318 WOW. YOU MUST HAVE PARTIED PRETTY HARD, HUH? 59 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,851 HARD AS HELL! [ GRUNTS ] 60 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,086 [ GRUNTS ] 61 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,694 AAH! 62 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,985 AH, THROW THIS L.E.D. BULLSHIT LIKE A FRISBEE. 63 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,327 SEE, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, 64 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,132 THEY WERE BUILT INTO CABINETS, YOU KNOW? 65 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,003 TO MAKE THE POOL WAS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT. 66 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,132 [ HEAVY METAL PLAYING ] 67 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,496 -"IMP IN THE FURNACE!" -OH! 68 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:50,695 Both: * IMP IN THE FURNACE! 69 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,738 * BURNIN' YOUR EPIDERMIS! 70 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,544 * IMP IN THE FURNACE! 71 00:02:56,577 --> 00:03:01,177 * WHO'S GONNA BURN US? THE IMP IN THE FURNACE! * 72 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,375 YEAH! 73 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,346 MY DAD USED TO LISTEN TO THAT SONG ALL THE TIME 74 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,885 INSTEAD OF TAKING ME TO SCHOOL. 75 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,189 OH, THAT'S IT! 76 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:08,721 THAT'S WHAT THESE MILLENNIALS NEED -- 77 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,816 A SWIFT STEEL-TOED KICK IN THEIR HAIRLESS CROTCHES. 78 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,258 THAT'S GONNA BE OUR NEW SOCIAL MEDIA STRATEGY. 79 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,204 WE'RE GONNA GET BYLE BACK TOGETHER. 80 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:18,069 UM, BYLE'S STILL TOGETHER. THEY'RE DOING CRUISES NOW. SEE? 81 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:21,898 THE BYLE BARGE? TOLD ME THEY BROKE UP. 82 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,365 WHEN I DIED, RAP WAS SORT OF BIG. 83 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,274 WE TAKE ONE OF THESE BYLE SONGS AND WE SAMPLE IT. 84 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,536 THEN WE HAVE SOME RAPPERS RAP OVER IT. NO, NO, NO, NO. 85 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,905 Rapping: * IMP IN THE FURNACE 86 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,112 * WE GOTTA EARN THIS 87 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,383 * LOOK AT MY HAIR 88 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,882 * YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO PERM THIS * 89 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,523 * HEY, EVERYBODY 90 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,548 I'LL WORK ON THE LYRICS. 91 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,393 I WAS A DEEJAY, NOT A LYRICIST. 92 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:39,289 [ SNIFFS ] 93 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,390 BUT WE -- IT'S AN OPTION. 94 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:43,122 ALL RIGHT, MAN. WE'RE GONNA LAY 95 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,056 THIS DOUBLE-WIDE RAIL HERE FOR DEAN. 96 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:47,402 AND CHASE AND BLAZE ARE GONNA WANT TO BLOW 97 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:50,058 THESE SKINNIES UP EACH OTHER'S ASSES, SO, UH... 98 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:52,427 GOOD. THESE GUYS, MAN, THEY'RE AWESOME. 99 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,866 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE GOING DOWN ON THESE GUYS. I'LL TELL YOU. 100 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,242 -[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. -REALLY. 101 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,970 IT'LL BE A FUN TIME FOR YOU. A GOOD AFTERNOON. 102 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:58,965 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 103 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,106 THAT'S THEM. THAT'S THEM. 104 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,680 ALL RIGHT, MAN. HERE WE GO. 105 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,250 YEAH! THERE THEY ARE! 106 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,549 [ LAUGHS ] DUDES! 107 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,750 THERE'S MY BOYS. 108 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,921 LOOK AT THIS. YEAH, IT'S BEEN A WHILE, HUH? 109 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,421 GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. 110 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,923 OUR MANAGEMENT SAID THIS WAS SOME SORT OF A CORPORATE GIG. 111 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,756 UH, HERE'S THE DEAL, FELLAS. 112 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,631 MILLENNIALS ARE PUSSIES. 113 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:22,500 THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HELL IN LARGE ENOUGH NUMBERS. 114 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,570 SO, BYLE IS GONNA CHANGE ALL THAT. 115 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,598 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HEADLINE THAT THING -- 116 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,165 THAT -- THAT US FESTIVAL. 117 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,772 WHAT -- WHAT IS IT, CLAUDE? 118 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,344 BONNAROO? SOUTH BY? 119 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:36,943 YOU'RE GONNA HEADLINE BONNAROO SOUTH BY, FINAL NIGHT. 120 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,277 IT'S HAPPENING! 121 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,352 THAT'S TWO DIFFERENT FESTIVALS, NUMB NUTS. 122 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:49,462 CLAUDE, YOU LIED TO ME. 123 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:50,460 OW! 124 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,961 NO, NO! 125 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,992 AAH! NO. YOU'RE RIGHT. 126 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,327 HE'S RIGHT. 127 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:58,833 HE WANTS YOU TO HEADLINE BOTH OF THOSE FESTIVALS. 128 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:01,596 Gary: FIRST OF ALL, CHASE, THIS DRUM SETUP IS SPARSE. 129 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,465 WE NEED LIKE 90 MORE DRUMS ON THIS WITH WATER ON THEM 130 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,306 SO WHEN YOU BOP THEM AND YOU BIP THEM, 131 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,341 WATER COMES OUT, AND IT'S LIKE BLUE MAN GROUP. 132 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,937 EVERYONE LIKES BLUE MAN GROUP. 133 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,478 AND BLAZE, YOU CANNOT SIT. 134 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,623 THEY LET ME SIT ON THE CRUISE. 135 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,818 -IF HE SITS, CAN I SIT? -NO. NO. NO. 136 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,490 THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS TO SIT IS THE DRUMMER. 137 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,160 I CAN'T SIT. I GOT A BAD BACK, MAN. 138 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:25,389 ALSO, SATAN SPECIFICALLY SAID ONLY RIPPED JEANS. 139 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,656 LOOKING AT YOU, RUDY. 140 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,464 PRISTINE JEANS. SLASH THEM WITH A RAZOR. 141 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,826 AND DEAN, COULD I GET A SMIDGEN OF YOUR TIME? 142 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,004 UH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 143 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,732 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS MICROPHONE STAND? 144 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,297 ONE SCARF. IS THAT GONNA CUT THE MUSTARD? 145 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,166 LOOK AT THIS POSTER. VELVET IS [BLEEP] HUGE IN IT. 146 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,136 YEAH, AND HIS HAIR'S COVERING MY FACE, MAN. 147 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,714 WHO IS VELVET? 148 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,143 THE VELVET LURKER. 149 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,677 [ LAUGHS ] WHO DO YOU THINK? 150 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:47,924 THE VELVET LURKER? 151 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:51,248 WE HAD SEVERAL NICKNAMES FOR HIM. 152 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,354 STYLE-CRAMPER... 153 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,357 COCK-BLOCKER... 154 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,029 LORD OF DORKNESS. 155 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:02,358 EVERY TIME YOU'D TURN AROUND, HE'D BE DOING THAT DORKY DANCE. 156 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:04,196 HEY, YOU REMEMBER WE USED TO ALWAYS PUT 157 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:05,601 THAT FOG MACHINE IN HIS FACE? 158 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:08,703 I TOLD HIM RUDY LOST HIS FAVORITE PICK IN THE TOILET, 159 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,736 AND THEN HE WENT RIGHT IN FOR IT. 160 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,711 AND SOMEHOW HE CAME OUT OF THERE WITH A PICK. 161 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:15,441 [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,206 WE HAD TO FAKE OUR BREAKUP. 163 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,884 IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE COULD GET HIM TO LEAVE. 164 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:23,223 You guys need to start whispering about this stuff. 165 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,120 He hears everything. 166 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,692 He could be a bee in a room. 167 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,890 He could be me. I could be him. 168 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,392 WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? 169 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:33,234 He's gonna rip your brains out through your faces! 170 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,730 He did it to me. Twice! 171 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:37,532 On my birthday as a present. 172 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,265 All right. Here he comes. 173 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,569 I can smell the sulfur. 174 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,401 HEY, GUYS. HOW WE DOING, MAN? 175 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:43,696 SORRY I'M LATE. 176 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,107 DEAN, I HAD TO GO TO TWO DIFFERENT PLACES 177 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,269 TO GET YOUR SOY LATTE. 178 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,737 CLAUDE, MY TECH GUY HERE, 179 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,576 WE COOKED UP SOME STUFF IN THE STUDIO LAST NIGHT. 180 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,252 WE BACKWARD-MASKED SOME OF YOU MD3s, RIGHT? 181 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:57,081 WE'RE GONNA BACK-- PLAY THEM THE BACKWARD MD3. 182 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,987 HOW DO PLAY AN MP3 BACKWARDS? 183 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:02,059 WELL, YOU HAVE TO HAVE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD A PIECE OF SOFTWARE 184 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,789 THAT RENDERS THE FILE SO THEN YOU CAN PLAY THE SONG. 185 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:05,925 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 186 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,759 -HEY, DEAN, MAN -- -STILL RENDERING. 42%. 187 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,295 DEAN, I GOT DISCO BISCUITS FOR YOU, BROTHER. 188 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,459 DON'T GO TOO FAR. 189 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,898 HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? HERE WE GO. 190 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,343 [ Distorted voice ] * SATAN IS PUSSY... * 191 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,168 SATAN IS A PUSSY? 192 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,265 [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,607 YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT IT SAID? 194 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,243 IT KIND OF DOES SOUND LIKE 195 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,107 YOU WERE CALLING YOURSELF A PUSSY. 196 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,776 OH, YEAH. NO. RE-CUE IT. RE-CUE IT. 197 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,275 WELL, THEN I HAVE TO RENDER IT AGAIN DO THAT. 198 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,317 OKAY. THIS IS WHAT IT SAID. IT SAYS, UH, 199 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:36,462 "SATAN IS PROCEEDING WITH HIS DIABOLICAL PLAN." 200 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,690 * SATAN IS PUSSY... * 201 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:39,626 IT SOUNDS LIKE -- 202 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,990 PROCEEDING! IT'S A DIABOLICAL -- 203 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,298 WHY DOES MY -- WHY IS MY VOICE SO LOW IN THERE? 204 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,500 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 205 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:46,132 BECAUSE YOU WERE DISTORTING THE MIKE. 206 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,466 THE P's WEREN'T POPPING, S's WERE -- 207 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:48,871 NO, I UNDERSTAND. OKAY. OKAY, CLAUDE. 208 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,502 BUT MAYBE NOW'S THE TIME TO TURN IT UP. 209 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,308 I HAVE TO SIDE WITH GARY HERE. IT'S LIKE -- 210 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,139 AND I HAVE BAD EARS, AND YOU KNOW THAT 211 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,014 BECAUSE I GREW UP NEXT TO THE AIRPORT. 212 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,283 NO, NO. CAN I JUST -- 213 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,510 YEAH, SURE, IT'S STILL RENDERING. 214 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,206 * SATAN IS PUSSY... * 215 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,817 SATAN IS A PUSSY. 216 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:02,879 [BLEEP] IT! 217 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,686 SON OF A... 218 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,693 LET'S PLAY THE NEW SONG -- THE ONE WE WROTE FOR SATAN. 219 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,686 WHAT? 220 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:14,857 YEAH. 221 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,695 BYLE DOING NEW STUFF? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 222 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:17,670 COME ON! 223 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,498 IT'S CALLED "THE VELVET LURKER." 224 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:22,403 [ HEAVY METAL PLAYING ] 225 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,665 * THE VELVET LURKER 226 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,535 -HE'S A -- [ MUSIC STOPS ] 227 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:29,144 WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! 228 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,206 WATCH OUT! EVERYBODY! 229 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:34,254 I SAW A WASP NEAR THE SNARE. 230 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,851 Chase: BRO, HOW IS THIS EVEN A CHAIR? 231 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,324 YOU SEE, IT'S CLEAR, RIGHT? 232 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,151 THIS IS SO YOU CAN SIT AND RELAX, 233 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,187 AND FROM THE SEATS, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STANDING. 234 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,893 ALL RIGHT. 235 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,755 SEE, NOW, MY FEET AREN'T EVEN GONNA TOUCH THE GROUND. 236 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,434 LET YOUR NATURAL GRAVITY COAST YOU FORWARD. 237 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,031 NO. OH, NOW IT'S GOT MY SCROTUM. GOOD. 238 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,733 DEAN, WHAT THE HELL? 239 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,865 THERE'S ONLY ONE SONG ON THIS SET LIST, 240 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,171 AND IT'S THE EXACT SAME SONG 241 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,042 I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY. 242 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,040 [ VOCALIZING ] 243 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,841 LURKER ALERT. 244 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,373 HEY, CLAUDE, GARY, LISTEN. 245 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,408 I GOT TWO DOZEN BLACK ROSES, AND YOU, UH -- 246 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,953 YOU HAND THESE TO THE HOT TALENT OUT THERE, AND YOU SAY, 247 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,919 "BYLE REQUESTS YOUR PRESENCE BACKSTAGE." 248 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,048 AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR THE GUYS WHEN I SAY 249 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,423 I LIKE THEM SKINNY WITH BIG BREASTS, ALL RIGHT? 250 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,622 DUDES, RIGHT? 251 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:14,864 [ CHUCKLES ] GOD, I LOVE THESE GUYS, MAN. 252 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,688 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT! IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 253 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,134 I'M GONNA GET A TAMBOURINE. 254 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,228 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 255 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,860 [ GUITAR RIFF PLAYING ] 256 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:28,897 I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS SONG TO SATAN. 257 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,736 [ HEAVY METAL PLAYS ] 258 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,982 * THE VELVET LURKER 259 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,578 * HE'S A CIRCLE-JERKER 260 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:42,121 * HE'S ALWAYS HANGING OUT AFTER THE SHOW * 261 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,719 * KILLING THE VIBE 262 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:48,421 * VELVET LURKER, PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE * 263 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:51,255 * BLOCKING COCKS IS YOUR GAME 264 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,791 * YOU'RE SCARING THE TALENT AWAY * 265 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:58,927 * VELVET LURKER, YOU DANCE LIKE A FOOL * 266 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:05,106 * THE VELVET CLOWN, ALWAYS BRINGING THE ROOM DOWN * 267 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,668 [ LAUGHS ] 268 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,237 * THE CRIMSON LOOMER 269 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:13,106 * YOU'RE A PARTY TUMOR 270 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,616 * WITH THE PRINCE OF DORKNESS BY OUR SIDE * 271 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:21,450 * WE PRACTICALLY HAD TO STAY HIGH * 272 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:24,418 * TO SURVIVE 273 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,657 NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE. 274 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,129 [ SIRENS WAIL ] 275 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:34,274 [ CROWD SCREAMING ] 276 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,101 [ COUGHS ] 277 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,307 [ FEEDBACK ] 278 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,008 * VELVET LURKER 279 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,881 * HE'S A CIRCLE-JERKER 280 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,310 HEY, SATAN! YOU BUSY? 281 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,884 I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT! 282 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,953 THE GIANT SPIDER MONKEY -- IT CAME DOWN, 283 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,452 AND IT BIT OFF RUDY'S FINGERS, 284 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,864 SO HE'S TRYING TO PLAY THE GUITAR WITH THE NUBS, 285 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,458 BUT YOU CAN HEAR IT IN HIS SOLO! 286 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,860 THESE GUYS ARE TIRED! 287 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:05,202 FRANKLY, WE ALL NEED A BREAK FROM HEARING THE SONG! 288 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,402 I'M SORRY. WHAT? 289 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:12,474 I THINK THAT BYLE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK! 290 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,965 KEEP IT GOING. ONE MORE. 291 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,337 ALL RIGHT! 292 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,335 WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN. 293 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,177 OH, DEAN IS JUST A SKELETON NOW. 294 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,823 IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 295 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,649 WE'LL MAKE HIS BONES -- 296 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,953 MAKE HIS BONES RATTLE AT THE MICROPHONE! 21281