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I MAY BE A MAGICIAN,
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BUT OUR SOLDIERS
DO THE REAL MAGIC
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KEEPING US SAFE FROM TERROR.
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AND AFTER A LONG WEEK
OF ILLUSIONATING,
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I LIKE TO SPEND TIME
WITH THE VETERANS
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AND GIVE A LITTLE SOMETHING
BACK.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?
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JIMMY.
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JIMMY.
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AND HOW'D YOU LOSE
YOUR LEGS, JIMMY?
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GULF WAR?
VIETNAM?
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DIABETES.
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DIABETES.
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THE MOST AMERICAN DISEASE
THERE IS.
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NOW, I BET YOU SERVED
YOUR COUNTRY PROUDLY, THOUGH,
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DIDN'T YOU, JIMMY?
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YES, SIR.
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AND I BET
YOU'D GIVE ANYTHING
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TO STAND UP AND SALUTE
THAT THERE FLAG ONE MORE TIME.
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LOT OF THINGS I MISS --
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SALUTING THAT FLAG, THOUGH,
RIGHT?
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THAT'S NUMBER ONE.
[ SLAPS THIGH ]
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THAT'S NUMBER ONE ON THE LIST.
I'M GONNA HELP YOU WITH THAT.
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MA'AM! MA'AM!
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YOU SUPPORT THE TROOPS,
DON'T YOU?
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WELL, YEAH,
BUT I'M JUST HERE RUNNING.
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HEY. IT'S ONLY
GONNA TAKE A SECOND, OKAY?
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YOU STAND RIGHT THERE.
OH.
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AND I NEED YOU TO RELAX.
OKAY.
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THIS IS ONLY GONNA TAKE
A SECOND.
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OH.
OOH!
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OKAY.
BREATHE IN FOR ME, AMY.
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KAPOOHAME!
[ SCREAMING ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ SOBBING LOUDLY ]
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE
FOR THIS COUNTRY,
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COP A HAND!
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NOW,
I WANT YOU TO STAND UP.
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I CAN'T STAND
SO GOOD.
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OH! HOW DID HE DO THAT?!
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IT'S CALLED
COMPUTER EFFECTS.
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I KNOW WHAT A COMPUTER IS,
CLAUDE.
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DO YOU, GARY?
THEN WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S A TYPEWRITER
WITH PORN IN IT.
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NO, IT'S REAL.
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I GAVE HIM FOUR YEARS
OF REAL MAGICAL POWERS.
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ONLY FOUR YEARS
FOR HIS IMMORTAL SOUL?
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AND HE NEEDED FIVE FOR HIS
TV SHOW TO BE SYNDICATED.
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I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
YOU ARE A [BLEEP] ASSHOLE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I RESPECT YOU.
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ANYWAY, HIS CONTRACT'S UP,
AND HE WANTS TO RENEGOTIATE.
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SO, PACK YOUR BAGS, BOYS.
WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS.
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VEGAS?
SERIOUSLY?
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YEAH!
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[ BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]
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* HEY, OVER THERE
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* YOU WITH THE PRETTY HAIR...
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Satan: HEY.
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JETT. WAKE UP.
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OH, HEY!
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JUST DON'T GO ANYWHERE
NEAR HIM!
[ JETT GRUNTS ]
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DON'T TOUCH ME.
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I MADE AN OLD GAL DISAPPEAR,
AND I CAN'T GET HER BACK.
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I MEAN, DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE
MY POWERS GO AWAY
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IN THE MIDDLE
OF A DING-DANG SHOW?
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FOUR YEARS
WAS THE DING-DANG DEAL, JETT.
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[ GROANS ]
SHOULD'VE KEPT
A DAY PLANNER.
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I CAN'T EVEN GO BACK
TO THREE-CARD MONTE AFTER THIS.
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MY -- MY CAREER'S
IN THE SHITTER.
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DID YOU PUT YOUR SAVINGS
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IN A LOW-COST INDEX FUND
AS I HAD SUGGESTED?
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I BET IT ALL
ON A BASKETBALL GAME!
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IT'S TIME TO COME HOME,
JETT.
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MAYBE YOU GOT SOME SLEEPING
PILLS TO TAKE WITH THAT BOOZE.
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LET'S GO.
NO.
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NO, NO, NO.
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I JUST NEED
ONE MORE MONTH OF MAGIC.
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THAT'S IT.
JUST ONE MORE MONTH.
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I GOT TO LEAVE SOMETHING
FOR MY KIDS!
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ONE MORE MONTH.
[ CRYING ]
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I WANT ONE MORE SOUL.
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[ GASPS ]
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ONE OF YOUR KIDS.
COME ON!
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I ONLY GOT THE TWO!
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Claude: AND YOUR WIFE.
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PRICE JUST WENT UP.
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OH, YEAH.
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AND YOUR CLEANING WOMAN,
AS WELL.
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AND I'D ALSO LIKE SOME MERCH
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BECAUSE I'M REALLY
STARTING TO THINK
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THAT BOBBLEHEADS
IS A COOL COLLECTION.
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Satan: GARY!
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**
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ALL RIGHT,
SIGN HERE, DAKOTA.
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RIGHT HERE?
ALL RIGHT.
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I JUST WANT YOU
TO INITIAL THERE.
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Jett: YEAH.
I WANT TO SIGN.
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NO.
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NOT YOU, SOUTH DAKOTA.
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YOU'RE GOOD,
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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YOU'RE NOT SIGNING ANYTHING,
BABY.
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YOU'RE MY PRECIOUS,
LITTLE BOY.
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DID YOU SIGN THAT?
YEAH.
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OKAY. MY PRECIOUS,
PRECIOUS BOY --
Woman: HONEY.
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WHY DOES THIS TALK
ABOUT OUR IMMORTAL SOUL?
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BABY, DON'T READ THAT.
IT'S JUST LIFE INSURANCE.
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YOU KNOW HOW THEM
PINHEADED LAWYERS ARE.
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"IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE,"
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"IN PERPETUITY,"
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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IT JUST SAYS THAT
THE CLEANING LADY HAS TO SIGN,
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SO I JUST DIDN'T --
HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY?
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SHE'S LIKE FAMILY TO ME.
RIGHT? SHE IS.
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I WANT TO HAVE AN UMBRELLA
OF SAFETY FOR EVERYONE.
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AS PROMISED, SATAN.
THERE YOU GO.
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OH!
WHERE'D IT GO?
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WHERE'D IT GO?
YOU GUYS GOT IT?
WHERE'D IT GO?
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK
THE FRUIT BASKET?
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YOU LIKE BANANAS,
DON'T YOU, MONKEY?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ GARY IMITATES MONKEY HOOTING ]
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OH! COPPERHEAD!
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THAT'S AMAZING.
THAT'S NOT BAD.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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HOW'S THAT LOOKING?
LOOKING OKAY?
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YEAH,
THIS ALL LOOKS GOOD.
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UH, WHO'S GOT A PEN?
ANYBODY GOT A PEN?
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I DON'T HAVE A PEN.
PEN? NO?
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OH, I THINK I KNOW
WHERE ONE IS.
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[ GRUNTS ]
DIPSTICK!
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[ LAUGHS ] WHOA.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A QUART LOW.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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WHOO!
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COMING IN!
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YEAH!
JETT COPPERHEAD!
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HOW YOU DOING?
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NOW, SIR,
YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE.
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IS THAT CORRECT?
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NO, NO, NO.
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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NO, NO, NO.
[ Laughing ] OH.
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COME ON, SIR.
NO, NO, NO.
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YOU FLYING
WITH THE JETT NOW.
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DO YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE?
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WELL...
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JUST A LITTLE.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THE BAD ONES.
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[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
JUST THE BAD ONES.
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OH!
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I GUESS
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN
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HOW TO HATE YOURSELF.
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COPPERHEAD!
WHOO-HOO!
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YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST FOUND
YOURSELF SOME RHYTHM.
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Gary:
HE'S GONNA END RACISM.
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WHAT?
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HE CAN MAKE YOU
ANY COLOR, MAN.
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SO, YOU DON'T LIKE
TO BE CHINESE ANYMORE?
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BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
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HE MAKES YOU WHITE.
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THAT'S RACIST.
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IT ENDS RACISM.
HE MAKES EVERYBODY THE SAME.
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NO.
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...IF THEY HAVE
A LACTATION ROOM!
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WHOO-WEE!
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OH, SNAP!
OH, SNAP!
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LOOKS LIKE JUNIOR'S GOT
DAD'S PHONE.
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OH, AND HE'S SENDING MAMA
A TEXT.
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CHECK YOUR PHONE, MAMA.
ARE YOU RECEIVING A TEXT?
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YES.
"GOO, GOO, GAH, GAH.
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CAN I BORROW THE KEYS
TO THE CAR?"
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GET THAT [BLEEP] CELLPHONE
OUT OF MY WIFE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH!
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[ SIGHS ]
AS I'M SURE WE ALL KNOW,
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MY TV SHOW
RECENTLY GOT CANCELED.
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[ AUDIENCE BOOS ]
IT'S OKAY.
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I MEAN IT.
IT'S FINE.
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BUT LISTEN.
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THE REASON IT GOT CANCELED
YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT.
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NOW, SOME BIG-CITY LIBERALS,
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THEY'LL TELL YOU,
"HEY, HE AIN'T REAL."
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BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU
THAT HE IS.
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I THINK
IT'S GONNA BE A DRAGON.
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AND I THINK Y'ALL KNOW
WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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OR A GORILLA.
THAT'D BE SWEET.
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NO, NO.
JETT, DON'T DO IT.
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DON'T!
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SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!
WHOO!
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I GOT ME SATAN
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AND TWO OF HIS LITTLE GOBLINS
IN A CAGE!
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DO NOT BE ALARMED,
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FOR THIS CAGE IS LINED
WITH CHRISTIAN CROSSES
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TO HELP US DOUBLE CROSS
THE ULTIMATE DOUBLE CROSSER.
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GARY, GARY,
STOP TOUCHING IT.
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I NEED YOU TO SAY WITH ME.
"GIVE JETT HIS SOUL BACK."
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COME ON!
GIVE JETT HIS SOUL BACK!
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ROCK THE CAGE.
WE'RE GONNA FLIP IT OVER.
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OKAY.
WE'RE GOING THIS WAY.
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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[ AUDIENCE CHANTING ]
GIVE JETT HIS SOUL BACK!
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YEE-HAW!
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JETT!
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NOW THE CROSSES
ARE UPSIDE DOWN.
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[ AUDIENCE SCREAMS ]
SHIT.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT THAT WAS A THING.
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YEAH.
IT'S A THING.
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[ AUDIENCE SCREAMS ]
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GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY.
WAIT A SECOND!
MY BOBBLEHEAD!
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OH, NO!
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SATAN WANTS US TO SKIN YOU...
AND TURN YOU INSIDE OUT...
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[ GROANS ]
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...AND ADD A BUNCH
OF NERVE ENDINGS TO YOU,
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SO YOU'RE GONNA FEEL WHAT WE'RE
ABOUT TO DO TO YOU EVEN MORE.
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YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
THAT MAKES SENSE. SURE.
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BUT CAN I ASK YOU
ONE QUESTION
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BEFORE I STICK THIS
IN YOUR PENIS?
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HOW DID YOU PUT BOOBIES
ON A MAN?
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JUST A LITTLE THING
CALLED MISDIRECTION.
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WHAT?!
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HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
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Claude: DOESN'T MATTER
HOW HE DID IT!
CLAUDE!
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FIX IT!
DO SOMETHING!
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[ LAUGHS ]
I CAN'T EVEN.
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[ RETCHING ]
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OW! OW! OW! OW!
MY NUTS!
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OW! OW! OW! OW!
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WHAT'S UP?
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OH, WE HAD HIM.
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WE HAD HIM FOR A LITTLE BIT,
BUT THEN...
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HE ASKED YOU TO VOLUNTEER,
DIDN'T HE?
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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AND I DID.
I WANTED TO BE IN THE SHOW.
234
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YOU KNOW, BUT THEN
I DON'T THINK HE'S COMING BACK.
235
00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:11,456
I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA FINISH
THIS TRICK.
236
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Jett: WHOO-WEE!
237
00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,730
YOU CAN STOP LOOKING FOR ME,
FELLAS.
238
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I'M A GHOST.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HYAH!
241
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IT SAYS HE'LL POSSESS
ULTIMATE POWERS OF DECEPTION
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THROUGH DEATH.
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NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO. "UNTIL DEATH."
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THE CLAUSE ALWAYS SAYS
UNTIL DEATH.
245
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YEAH, "UNTIL" WAS CROSSED OUT
AND CHANGED TO "THROUGH."
246
00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,310
IT'S INITIALED.
247
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ARE YOU TELLING
ME THIS BACKWOODS IDIOT
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HAS POWERS EQUAL TO MINE,
249
00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,851
AND THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO ABOUT IT?
250
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,553
I'M SAYING -- EXCUSE ME --
251
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[ GAGS ]
252
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[ GARY LAUGHS ]
253
00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,162
DON'T TOUCH IT.
DON'T TOUCH IT.
DON'T TOUCH IT.
254
00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,260
THERE'S NO STRINGS.
255
00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,561
[ JETT LAUGHS ]
256
00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:49,504
WE GOT TWO EGG HEADS OVER EASY,
DON'T WE?
257
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,699
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M GONNA FIND YOU,
YOU IDIOT!
258
00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,103
[ GAGS ]
259
00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,765
DO YOU WANT ME
TO GO GET THE NURSE?
260
00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,844
SO MANY SCARVES!
261
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,542
[ LAUGHS ]
262
00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:04,684
GET THE FAMILY!
GET THE KIDS!
263
00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,682
GET BOTH THE KIDS.
264
00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,124
ALL RIGHT, JETT!
265
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:13,249
I'VE GOT YOUR WIFE
AND BOTH YOUR KIDS.
266
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:16,856
I AM GONNA DUMP YOUR FAMILY
IN THE LAVA --
267
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,360
WE ALSO HAVE
YOUR CLEANING WOMAN.
268
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,932
AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED
TO GET ANOTHER.
269
00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,401
YOUR HOUSE IS GONNA GET
ALL DIRTY, AND YOU'RE GONNA --
270
00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:25,869
ALL RIGHT, JETT!
YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!
271
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,029
CLAUDE --
272
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,137
Jett:
OKAY, ALL RIGHT! FINE!
273
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,440
WHAT?
274
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:32,541
DO IT.
275
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,872
OH, WE --
WE ARE DOING IT.
276
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,207
DO IT.
WE'RE DOING IT.
277
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,382
I HOPE YOU DO.
278
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,539
WE ARE!
GOOD!
279
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,147
GONNA HAPPEN.
DO IT.
280
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,449
WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
281
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,450
OKAY.
282
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,381
WE'RE DOING IT.
YEAH, DO IT.
283
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,546
WE'RE --
WE'RE DOING IT!
284
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,824
DO IT.
285
00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,253
CLAUDE --
DO IT.
286
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,457
WE-- WE'RE DOING IT.
287
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,988
GOOD.
WE'RE ALREADY DOING IT.
288
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,223
DO IT.
DON'T DO IT.
289
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,058
WE'RE DOING IT!
I JUST -- WE GOT TO --
290
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,063
DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT?
291
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,664
WE'RE DOING IT!
292
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,656
DO IT.
DO IT?
293
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,557
DO IT.
Jett: DO IT.
294
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,767
WATCH YOUR STEP.
COME ON, GUYS.
295
00:09:58,799 --> 00:09:59,769
DON'T WORRY. IT'S FAKE.
296
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,000
JUST GO.
AAH!
297
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,304
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
LIFE'S AN ILLUSION.
298
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,265
ALL RIGHT. HEY!
COME ON, SOUTH DAKOTA.
299
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,614
THERE YOU GO.
AAH!
300
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,410
PHEW.
301
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,741
YOU WATCH.
Jett: DO IT.
302
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,137
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
303
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,578
I, UH, MURDERED THE BOYS
AND THE MOTHER.
304
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,512
WHY?
305
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,746
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU JUST TOLD ME TO.
306
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,752
I GOT NOTHING!
I WAS BLUFFING!
307
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:17,754
OH!
308
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:18,915
HEY, BEELZEBOOB.
309
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,252
I NEVER WANTED KIDS
IN THE FIRST PLACE!
310
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,618
[ LAUGHS ]
311
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:25,256
WE STILL HAVE
HIS PRECIOUS CLEANING WOMAN.
312
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,492
QUE SUCIO.
313
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,696
OH, GOD.
GET HER ASS OUT OF HERE.
314
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,099
ALL RIGHT, QUIT IT.
QUIT IT.
315
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,630
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DIRTY.
COME ON.
316
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,772
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGING ]
317
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,214
SO, YO QUIERO --
318
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:42,308
LIKE, YOU -- YO QUIERO...
TO, UM,
319
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,642
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY?
320
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:48,777
YO QUIER--
DO YOU LIKE TO CLEAN, EH?
321
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,816
DO YOU LIKE TO CLEAN, EH?
322
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:55,461
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
323
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,688
OH, SHIT!
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?!
324
00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,655
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
325
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,963
ROSALINA?!
326
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,125
[ SIGHS ]
327
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,733
[ SCREAMING ]
328
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,626
PRESS THE DOWN BUTTON,
PLEASE.
329
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,967
I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING!
I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING!
330
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,503
WHO AM I GONNA BE?
331
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,308
WHO AM I -- WHO AM I GONNA BE?
332
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,310
WHO AM I GONNA --
333
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,182
[ DINGING CONTINUES ]
334
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,718
I THINK I'M ME.
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