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Benji: MMM!
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THAT BEEF JERKY SURE LOOKS GOOD,
DOESN'T IT, JIMMY?
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LOOK AT THAT
FILTHY IMMIGRANT
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FIDDLING
WITH HIS HERBAL CIGARETTES.
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WHY NOT JUST SLIP IT
IN YOUR PANTS?
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WHO'S GOING TO KNOW?
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**
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IT'S LIKE TAKING BEEF JERKY
FROM A BABY,
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OR IN THIS CASE,
A CONVENIENCE STORE.
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AND YOU'RE IN AND OUT
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BEFORE THAT PESKY ANGEL
EVEN GOT A WORD IN EDGEWISE.
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WHAT DID I MISS?
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TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE,
GOODY TWO SHOES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
"WHAT DID I MISS?"
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MORE LIKE EVERYTHING.
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-STUPID ANGEL.
-Shh!
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WHAT?
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IT'S EASY WHEN YOU REMEMBER
THESE SIMPLE STEPS.
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JUST USE THE ACRONYM
"T.E.M.P.T.U.R.D.T.S."
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"T" -- TELEPORT.
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"E" -- EVALUATE.
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THIS GUY WANTS THAT JERKY,
BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY.
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M.P. -- MAKE A PLAN.
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I'M GONNA TELL THIS GUY
TO PUT THAT JERKY IN HIS PANTS.
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"T" AGAIN -- TELL THE PLAN.
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PUT THAT JERKY
IN YOUR PANTS.
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"U" -- UP-SELL.
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HEY, WOULDN'T IT BE FUN
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TO BIND, TORTURE,
AND KILL THAT GUY?
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THAT WAY, YOU HAVE
ALL THE JERKY YOU WANT
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AND THAT BEER.
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WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME.
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"R" -- REMEMBER TO ALWAYS
STAY ON THE RIGHT SHOULDER,
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WHICH IS THE LEFT SHOULDER.
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THE CORRECT SHOULDER
IS THE LEFT.
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THE RIGHT SHOULDER
IS THE ANGEL'S DOMAIN.
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BUT YOU'RE ON
THE RIGHT SHOULDER.
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AH, AH, AH.
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D.T. --
DO NOT TALK TO THE ANGEL.
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[ BELT RINGING ]
OH, MY BELT IS BLINKING.
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I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME
ON THE SHOULDER.
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OKAY.
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NOW, I KNOW
YOU'RE ALL PUMPED UP,
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BUT DON'T GO
TURNING YOUR BELTS ON JUST YET.
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MINE'S A LITTLE SNUG.
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I SAID DON'T TURN IT ON!
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IS IT ON?
OOH.
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OHH!
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AAH-BLBLBL!
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT, COOL.
ALL RIGHT.
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NO WAY.
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WHAT?
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT
THAT WHOLE CONTAINER.
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HOW ABOUT
SOME DRIED APRICOTS?
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I think I'm in love
with you.
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-[ GASPS ]
-HOW DID IT GO?
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DID YOU EVALUATE?
DO THE UP-SELL?
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I GOT TO GET BACK TO HER.
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SHE HAD ALREADY STOLEN
A BUNCH OF FRESH PEACHES
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AND PUT THEM
UNDER HER SHIRT...
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FROM A CANTALOUPE STORE.
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-YOU LIA-A-A-A-R!
-WHOA!
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[ BELT RINGING ]
LOOK, YOUR BELT'S BLINKING.
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REMEMBER, MAKE A PLAN.
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AAH!
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AAH-BLBLBLBL!
OKAY.
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UM, OKAY.
MAKE A PLAN.
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WE ARE IN A...RESTAURANT.
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PULL YOUR WIENER OUT.
UM, PULL YOUR WIENER OUT!
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AND WHEN YOU GOT YOUR --
WHEN YOUR -- WAVE IT --
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WAVE IT AROUND
LIKE A HELICOPTER.
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YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO HOURS
WORKING ON YOUR SCREENPLAY,
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AND YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO ROUND UP ON THE TIP?
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TWO HOURS?
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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WORK ORDER.
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WHY DON'T YOU MAKE
THAT 1 INTO A 9?
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THAT 9
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AND MAKE IT
INTO A...GROSS WIENER?
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SPIT IN THAT GUY'S FOOD.
HE LOOKS LIKE A DICK.
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HEY! GARY!
HEY!
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HEY, BUDDY!
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MY GUY'S
ABOUT TO DINE AND DASH, SO...
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BUT YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE
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SHE VOIDS
THAT CREDIT-CARD TRANSACTION,
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and then you dash.
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THAT LOOKS LIKE A $9 TIP.
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IT'S LESS THAN 20%.
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IT'S 23%.
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THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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IT'S LESS THAN 25%.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TIP 20%.
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-IT USED TO BE 20%.
-IT USED TO BE 15%.
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IT USED TO BE 15%
AND THEN IT USED TO BE 20%,
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AND NOW IT'S 25%,
RIGHT?
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AND IT KEEPS GETTING HIGHER
AND HIGHER.
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NEXT WEEK, I'M GONNA BE SERVING
FOOD TO A WAITER.
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SIR, YOU HAVE
A VERY GOOD SCREENPLAY.
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WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT IS THAT, PIRATE VAMPIRES?
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-CALL IT "VAMPIRATES."
-THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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-I TOOK A CLASS.
-OHH.
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-HOW'S IT GOING?
-AAH!
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DID YOU DO THE UP-SELL?
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HE'S GONNA GO OVER THERE,
AND HE'S GONNA TOUCH THAT, UH --
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THAT KID'S, UH, WIENER.
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NO, HE'S NOT.
YOU DIDN'T EVALUATE, MISTER.
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CAN YOU HELP HIM?
HE NEEDS HELP.
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-HE GOT A WORK ORDER.
-DON'T TALK TO THE ANGEL.
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AAH!
AAH-BLBLBLBL!
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[ ORGAN PLAYING SOFTLY ]
OKAY, UM, UM, EVALUATE.
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UM, OH. HMM.
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THAT MOLE
REALLY SHOULD BE LOOKED AT.
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YOU SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED OUT.
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BOY, HE'S RIGHT.
IT LOOKS IRREGULAR.
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ALSO,
DON'T STEAL THAT MONEY.
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DO STEAL THE MONEY
FROM THE PLATE
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A-A-AND SPIT IN THE PLATE
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SO WHEN THE PRIEST TOUCHES IT,
HE GETS IT ALL OVER HIS HANDS.
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GEEZ, THAT'S A RECIPE
FOR HEPATITIS.
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PULL OUT
YOUR LONG BOOBIES,
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AND I WANT YOU TO SWING 'EM
AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF MACES.
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WAVE YOUR BOOBIES AROUND!
AAH!
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GO OVER AND MAKE THAT KID HARD.
GO TOUCH HIS PENIS.
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GO TOUCH THAT KID'S PE--
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I'VE, LIKE, BEEN IN THIS ROOM
FOR A WHILE, RIGHT?
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SHE'S GOING
TO THE DERMATOLOGIST NOW.
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THAT MONSTROSITY
WAS PRECANCEROUS.
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YOU MIGHT HAVE SAVED HER LIFE,
YOU CHUBNUT.
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MAYBE SHE'LL GO ON TO LIVE
AND KILL A BUNCH OF PRIESTS.
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YOU WERE UP THERE
YAKKING IT UP
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WITH THAT [BLEEP] ANGEL,
WEREN'T YOU?
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YOUR BUDDY CLAUDE HERE
HAS BEEN CRUSHING IT.
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GOT SOMEBODY
TO THROW A DOG OFF A BRIDGE.
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I DID.
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BUT THE ANGEL HAD A WORK ORDER,
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SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER
THAN A WORK ORDER, GARY.
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YOU CAN LIE.
YOU CAN CHEAT.
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YEAH, GARY,
THEY ALREADY WANT TO DO IT.
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YOU JUST GOT TO GIVE THEM
A LITTLE NUDGE.
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Satan:
BUT YOU SEE, FELLAS,
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GARY THINKS THAT ANGEL
IS BETTER THAN HIM.
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NO. IT'S --
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I MEAN,
THAT ANGEL WENT TO HEAVEN,
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AND HE DIDN'T COMMIT
SOME HORRIBLE SIN
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THAT SENT THEM ALL HERE,
BUT --
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I AM SO SICK
OF YOUR EXCUSES.
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CLAUDE IS READY
FOR PREMIUM SHOULDERS.
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-YOU GOT NO FIRE!
-I GOT FIRE!
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I WANT YOU IN THEIR EARS
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TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO
AND HOW TO DO IT!
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HOT FIRE! I TELL PEOPLE
WHAT TO DO, AND THEY DO IT WELL!
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-GET UP THERE.
-WHOO!
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I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME!
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WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE?
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WHY DON'T YOU
TURN ON MY BELT?
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AND I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE,
AND I'M GONNA CRUSH THIS.
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AAH-BLBLBLBL!
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DAMN IT. I LOST A NAIL.
EVERYONE LOOK AROUND.
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-I LOST A NAIL.
-GUYS, FIND IT! NOW!
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FIND IT!
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AAH-BLBLBL-UH.
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AH, OKAY, TELEPORT.
DONE.
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"E" -- EVALUATE.
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OKAY, DARK CRAWL SPACE.
AH.
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TAKE THAT HEADLESS MANNEQUIN
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AND THROW IT IN THE PUDDLE
OVER THERE, RUIN IT.
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YEAH.
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JUST DRAG IT OVER TO THE...
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IS THAT BLOOD?
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IS THAT STRAIGHT BLOOD?
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THERE'S ALWAYS TIME
TO ASK GOD'S FORGIVENESS.
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OH, MY...
WHAT ARE YOU --
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT?
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-NO, DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU...?
-MNH. PUT THE HEAD DOWN.
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PUT THE HEAD DOWN!
HOLY SHIT!
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WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?!
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I CANNOT GET THROUGH
TO THIS ONE.
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WHAT IS HE...?
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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OH, OH, DUCK.
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AAH!
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OHH!
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WHAT IS HAPPENING?
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WHAT THE SHIT
IS HAPPENING?
[ THUD ]
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[ Crying ] PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
CUTTING PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF.
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AND THEN THEY GO --
AND THEY'RE KISSING THEM
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LIKE THEY'RE
A MAKE-OUT BUDDY.
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AND THEN I WAS GONNA TALK
TO HIM
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ABOUT MESSING UP
A MANNEQUIN.
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AND THE GUY --
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YOU WENT DOWN TO TALK TO HIM
ABOUT NOT STOPPING,
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AND I DON'T KNOW
WHICH WAY UP OR DOWN IS!
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I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S UP AND DOWN.
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CAN I TELL YOU A STORY
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ABOUT HOW I ALLOWED JESUS CHRIST
INTO MY LIFE?
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THAT SOUNDS BORING,
BUT SURE.
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HAVE YOU HEARD
THE GOOD NEWS TODAY?
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JESUS CHRIST
HAS A PLAN FOR ALL OF US.
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MNH-MNH. MNH-MNH.
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I GAVE MY SOUL
TO JESUS CHRIST.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.
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GARY, YOU --
YOU A DEMON, MAN.
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COME, PRAY WITH ME.
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
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GARY. GARY, GARY,
I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE.
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YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SOUL
TO GIVE TO CHRIST,
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YOU HAM-HEADED [BLEEP]
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YEAH, WELL,
ISN'T MY SOUL
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IN ONE OF THOSE BIG JARS
THAT YOU GOT?
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-I THINK IT WOULD BE
SUPER-COOL IF MAYBE --
-NO, NO, NO, NO!
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THEY ARE LAUGHING AT US
UP IN HEAVEN, GARY.
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YOU GOT PUNKED.
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OLLIE SAYS
THAT ANGELS NEVER LIE.
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WHAT -- WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
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-OLLIE.
-WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME?
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TABOOGER.
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S-SAY -- SAY HIS NAME AGAIN.
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-OLLIE TABOOGER.
-AGAIN.
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OLLIE TABOOGER.
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WELL, HIS NAME'S OLIVER,
BUT HE GOES BY OLLIE...TABOOGER.
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I'LL...EAT...A...BOOGER,
GARY?
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THAT'S DISGUSTING,
CLAUDE.
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THE FACT THAT YOU EAT
YOUR BOOGERS
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AND THEN PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE
THAT YOU EAT YOUR...
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EFF THIS! EFF IT!
[ GRUNTING ]
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[ OBJECTS CRASHING ]
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EFF YOU, OLLIE,
IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR NAME!
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[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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THIS IS THE ANGEL SLAYER,
GARY.
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WHOA.
IT'S LIKE ANIME.
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MY OWN PERSONAL WEAPON
FOR ARMAGEDDON.
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[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS
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AND RAM IT
INTO THAT FEATHERY [BLEEP]
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YOU GOT ME?
NO TALK. NO DISCUSSION.
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YOU JUST RAM IT
INTO HIS SPINE!
236
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THAT'S A REALLY INTENSE PRANK,
BUT I CAN DO THAT.
237
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SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO.
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OKAY.
UM, I'M SORRY.
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-I DIDN'T MEAN TO -- WHOA.
-NO, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.
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THIS IS REALLY DANGEROUS, RIGHT?
OH, I'M SORRY.
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[ SIREN WAILING ]
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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AAH-BLBLBLBL!
[ LAUGHS ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
OH.
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OH, NO...
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N-- OH! OH, NO!
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[ WEAPON TINGS ]
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ALL RIGHT, JUMP!
DON'T JUMP.
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DON'T JUMP...TILL I'M GONE.
250
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THEN YOU CAN JUMP.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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HE'S NOT GOING TO JUMP.
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[ MAN SNORTS ]
HE JUST COMES UP HERE
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TO SPIT LOOGIES ON PEOPLE.
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DON'T DO THAT,
BY THE WAY.
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IT'S GROSS.
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HEY.
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I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THANK YOU SO MUCH
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FOR TEACHING ME
ABOUT THE RIGHTEOUS PATH.
260
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IT REALLY WORKED OUT FOR ME...
WHILE I WAS DOWN IN HELL!
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HAPPY TO HELP.
STAY ON YOUR SIDE, GARY.
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NO!
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I WANT TO PRAY TOGETHER,
OLLIE...TABOOGER.
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WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?
IS IT SCOTCH IRISH?
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YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING MAYBE
YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME
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TO YOU'LL-EAT-A-DAMN-BOOGER!
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I GOT HIM! JUMP!
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OHH.
DON'T! DON'T JUMP!
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Man: AAH!
DON'T JUMP.
I SAID DON'T JUMP.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
[ CAR ALARM BLARING ]
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OOH.
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WE HAVE A COUPLE
OF EMPTY CHAIRS.
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[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ GARY LAUGHS ]
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I GUESS I'LL BE SLEEPING
ON A GOOSE-DOWN PILLOW TONIGHT.
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HELL, YEAH, GARY!
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THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN!
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HEY, LET'S PUT IT UP
ON THE SCREEN.
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I WANT TO SEE IT.
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I WANT ALL YOU GUYS TO SEE
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HOW I MADE A GUY
JUMP OFF A BUILDING
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BECAUSE OF WHAT I SAID TO HIM.
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N-- OH, NO! NO!
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FAST-FORWARD
PAST THIS PART.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING MAYBE
YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME.
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COME ON. PUSH HIM.
THEY'LL THINK HE SLIPPED.
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DON'T -- DON'T JUMP!
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Man: AAH!
STOP SPITTING LOOGIES
ON PEOPLE!
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[ TAPE CLICKS ]
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-CLAUDE!
-YEAH, THEY WERE WINDOW WASHERS.
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MY WORK ORDER SAID THAT MY GUY
HAD BEEN ANNOYED FOR MONTHS.
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HOW'D YOU GET A WORK ORDER?
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I JUST ASKED FOR ONE.
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YOU KNOW, GAR, I DON'T THINK
I CAN TRUST YOU ON SHOULDERS.
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THAT'S COOL 'CAUSE, UH,
I HAVE BEEN MEANING
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TO SAY THIS TO YOU FOR A WHILE,
BUT I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD GUY,
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BUT I DON'T THINK
I'VE HAD THE BEST MANAGEMENT.
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AND I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE THE BEST MANAGER.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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I JUST FELT LIKE
I NEEDED TO SAY THAT.
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-HMM.
-GIVE YOU SOME FEEDBACK.
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I'M GLAD THIS IS AN OPEN
WORK ENVIRONMENT.
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YOU LIKE DOGS, GARY?
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PUPPIES!
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LICK YOUR BALLS.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
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I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A PROBLEM
WITH YOUR MORAL COMPASS.
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I'M STILL WAITING
ON AN ANGEL.
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IT FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN HERE
45 MINUTES WAITING ON AN ANGEL,
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UNLESS THEY DON'T WASTE ONE
ON STUPID DOGS!
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I DON'T KNOW,
YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY
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THAT ALL DOGS
GO TO HEAVEN?
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THEY DON'T.
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SOMETIMES THEY GO TO HELL.
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AAH!
COME ON!
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HEEL! SIT! OHH!
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