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Were you up all night, my
little party baby, huh?

I would have totally raged with you.

I did it. I am caught
up on "Exonerated,"

- and I have thoughts.
- What's "Exonerated"?

What?

- It is huge.
- It's so good.

Do you remember Audrey Colbert?

She was charged with
murdering that couple

who brought her to the Four
Seasons for a three-way?

Yeah, she claims she was in the bathroom

while someone else stabbed
the couple 16 times.

But she had hung juries in
both criminal and civil court.

- The podcast is so good.
- Yeah.

I swear, the only thing white
women love more than Pinterest

is murder.

- Oh, hollandaise?
- Yeah, thanks.

Wait, do they... do they
think that she did it?

Inconclusive so far,

and Audrey refused to
be interviewed for it.

She is pitching a book, though.

And we have a meeting tomorrow.

No.

No, no tweeting.

We convinced her agent
to bring it to us first.

We can take it off the market

before anyone else even hears about it.

Oh, my God!

Well, I guess party baby
needs a new diaper.

- Mommy wipes, Daddy diaps?
- Yeah, sounds good to me.

Oh, come here.

Yes, oh, yes.

Maggie, I hope you put
a tarp down in there,

because those two look ready to make

yet another perfect-looking baby.

- What?
- Clare and Josh.

They're basically, like,
walking heart eye emojis.

- Haven't you seen it?
- You know what?

I haven't been able to look at her

since, you know, the incident.

- What... what incident?
- The birth.

I mean, she hoisted her
legs over my shoulders,

and shot that baby into my
arms in the back of an Uber.

- I can't un-see that.
- Oh, diva!

I haven't been able to look at a...

Oh, my God, can you not
even say "vagina?"

Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, this will not do.

I will fix this, okay?

You will be back on the hunt in no time.

- Ew.
- I said "hunt," with an H.

Um, all right, I'm late for a thing.

So... and I have an episode of
"Exonerated" to catch up on.

- Bye.
- We just sat down.

You're listening to "Exonerated."

Tim Weigel met Audrey Colbert
for the first and only time

in June 2017 at the Rubin
Museum in New York.

I was there one Sunday

checking out the Tibetan art exhibit,

and this woman brushed up behind me

and quickly walked away.

She touched me and she was hot,

so I followed her.

She moved really quickly,
darting into corners

and then re-appearing out of nowhere.

It felt dangerous, kind of sexy.

- And then what happened?
- And then, we...

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Xiexie, bai, bai, la!

Ugh, creeps.

I guess Time's Up hasn't
reached Shenzhen yet.

- Good morning, ladies!
- Good morning.

Quinn, do we have something scheduled?

Oh, no, I had a breakfast
meeting in Midtown

that went long, and I needed a hard line

for the international call,

so I just came to the nearest Wi-Fi.

- I hope that's okay.
- Of course!

You've been on the bestseller
list for three weeks.

Consider us your Midtown hot desk.

Excellent. I'm sure you're aware

that CLAW is trending on Twitter?

Over 19,000 people are
tweeting about it, so.

- Oh!
- That's great.

It is. In fact, "The Cut"

wants me to come and talk about it

on their "How I Get It Done" series,

and I would love for my
publisher to interview me.

That's wonderful. Kelsey?

- Okay, sounds good.
- Oh, good.

They'll reach out to you
with all the details.

And thank you for being
so accommodating.

That's Mandarin for "good-bye."

How does a book that everyone hated

debut at number ten and
then keep climbing?

Word of mouth was even more
toxic than the reviews.

No offense, Liza.

She didn't take any of my edits.

- Set it on fire.
- The only thing that matters

is that Quinn has a runaway hit,

- so we will just have to...
- Eat it.

Hm, now that you're a publisher,

maybe stop speaking like a trucker?

Let's focus on finding
our next best-seller

so we can forget about this one.

Audrey Colbert's book
is going to be massive.

Why is everyone in this country

obsessed with true crime?

Actual people have died,

and they're selling
branded beanies on Etsy.

It lets people experience danger,

but from a safe distance. It's exciting.

But the killer is always
brought to justice.

Except for the double murderer

coming to our conference room.

Alleged, and let's not say
things like that in the meeting.

She killed two people.
I'm not going in there.

Whoa, lots of male energy here.

But they're all dealing with
the same trauma you are,

so don't think of men
as the enemy for once.

I don't think of men as the enemy.

Oh, yeah, no, me neither.
Definitely not.

Let's get started. Hi, I'm Beth.

I will be your guide.

Many partners, after witnessing birth,

have trouble seeing the
vagina as sexual again,

and this is natural.

It was a source of joy and warmth and...

Love and heat.

And now, it's a sight of jarring trauma.

And we can run from that,

or we can dive right in headfirst,

and reclaim that love.

So I encourage you all
to share your stories,

no matter how scary they are.

Labor was easy.

The baby came out really quickly.

And then, her uterus just sort
of fell out on the table.

Like giblets.

The placenta dislodged from the cord,

so they had to retrieve it manually.

Did you know they make rubber gloves

that go all the way up to the elbow?

The baby's arm was just
sticking out of it, flailing.

For, like, five minutes.

I'm so sorry.

What... her arm came out, and...

Everybody's obsessed
with Audrey Colbert,

but nobody really knows her.

They just know the salacious stories

they've heard on "Exonerated."

But this is her life!

Is it glamorous? Absolutely.

Is it sexy? Routinely.

But is it criminal?

And this is where you're
supposed to say "no."

We rehearsed this.

Sorry, I forgot.

Um, we are huge fans of "Exonerated."

- Yeah.
- But we know that the podcast

isn't telling us everything.

Yeah, what we're interested
in is your story.

You know, in your words.

But this will not be a
confession or a denial.

This will be the truth.

The good, the bad, and
everything in between.

Is she promiscuous? Often.

Is she jealous? Almost pathologically.

Is she a murderer?

Audrey, this is where
you say no, remember?

No.

Do you think I did it?

No.

- Definitely not.
- No.

Good, because if you thought
I had killed two people

and you still wanted to publish my book,

I don't think I could trust you,

and I really need to trust you.

That insufferable podcast

turned me into a national supervillain.

International. Huge in Europe.

This is my opportunity to clear my name.

A book isn't going to be sliced up...

- Phrasing.
- ... into horror memes

like my Megyn Kelly interview,

or chopped up to make me look like

some sort of dangerous psychopath.

Does that sound like something
that you can help me with?

Yes.

Definitely.

Mm-hmm.

Good.

Yeah, right.

What was that?

A crippling lack of media
training, but don't worry.

We will fix that before the book tour.

- The good news is she likes you!
- Great.

You're not taking this
anywhere else, right?

650, and no one will even know

she's writing a book until we announce.

Yeah, okay. Great, yeah.

Seriously, you can't tell anybody.

- Okay.
- She's insanely secretive.

Don't tell her I said that.

Bye.

A bottle of Dom, please.
I'm celebrating.

Make that two.

Whoa.

Where have you been hiding?

I'm not hiding, just busy.

With?

I mean, you barely text me back anymore.

What's going on? Where are you working?

Are you working?

Look, I can't say just yet,

but it's big.

You know, you don't need to pretend.

You're going to find something.

I have, and when I close
it, you'll hear about it.

- Okay.
- You don't believe me.

Um, there's only one bottle left.

It's his. On me.

- You're not paying.
- You're not working.

You're not listening.

Oh, whoa.

You're not going to help me drink it?

Hey, she is finally asleep.
For good, this time.

Don't jinx it.

You want to go sleep in your bed?

I'm too tired to go to bed.
I sleep where I can now.

All right, here. Lift up.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, I should clean her bottles.

No, I already did,

right after I emptied the Diaper Genie.

Oh, thank you.

- Truly, you've been so amazing.
- Hm.

I don't know how I thought
I could do this alone.

Yeah.

Well, I've done about a tenth
of the work that you have,

but you're welcome.

Clare?

Hey.

You and Zane, again? How was it?

Wild. I mean, almost good enough

to make me ignore that
he wouldn't tell me

if he had a job yet.
That's weird, right?

Well, I don't know. I mean, you know,

Charles and I don't talk about
work, and we're kind of...

Do not tell me the museum story again.

- I don't want to hear it.
- Liza, Kelsey, anyone?

- Yeah, a little help.
- Oh, God, Diana!

- What?
- Please.

- Jeez.
- Get me to the chair.

- Okay, all right.
- I'm good, I'm fine.

- All right, all right, all right.
- Okay.

What happened?

We've got a problem.

I was at Pilates with
my publisher ladies,

and politely announcing that CLAW

is going to be number one
on "The New York Times"

- bestseller list this week.
- What, officially?

Okay, you've got to be kidding me.

Could you get me my
prescription from my purse

and stop interrupting, please?

Anyway, I announce,

and Jackie Dunn, who
is obsessed with me,

always turns everything into a contest,

claims that she has an inside track

on a new book by Audrey Colbert.

That's impossible.

Redmond said he wasn't
taking her anywhere else.

According to my group,

she is pitching to half
the major houses in town.

- But that's our book!
- Oh, my God.

I know, I got so frazzled that I
got caught up in the reformer.

Could you just help
me open this, please?

And can someone get me an espresso?

Postpone the power trip, Kelsey.

I am handicapped.

We need to get Redmond
on the phone right now.

Hold on, I'll be right
back with espresso.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just hand me the...

Kelsey, what self-destructive
idiot gave you this number?

Your assistant. She owed me.

Hi, Hodor.

Listen, I'm taking an infrared sauna.

Can we make this a quickie?

Yeah, you screwed us on Audrey Colbert!

I said "quickie," not no lube.

You said it was ours, and
now, you're taking it wide.

We gave you the pre-empt you asked for,

the meeting went great,
and we are about to top

the best-seller list.

I saw. Quinn's number one with a dagger.

Con-drag-ulations.

What are you talking about?

Quinn's shiny number
one comes accessorized

with a dagger on every
list, meaning bulk sales.

Meaning you bought your best-seller.

What? No, listen.

I'm just as surprised as anyone,

but that book's a hit.
It's trending on Twitter.

I know, an army of Chinese bots

inserting "#CLAW" into every
conversation they can.

Which means, like your sales
numbers, it's a scam.

Everyone in town is talking about it.

It's suspicious, and Audrey
already has enough of that.

- Redmond, that's not fair.
- Thanks for calling.

Never do it again. Tell
my assistant she's fired.

All right, I'm here. Let's call him.

He's not the problem.
We need to find Quinn.

I'm going to need her to slow down

until my Vicodin kicks in.

Enjoy.

- Hi.
- Hi there.

- Beth, remember?
- Yeah, Maggie.

How you doing?

Um, I'm sorry that I ran
out of here so quickly.

You seem great, but I'm beyond help.

Oh, that's not in my vocabulary.

You know, there are
plenty of other methods

we could use to re-acquaint you,

and I also teach privates.

Oh.

So talk me through it.

What does it mean? Where
did you leave it?

Was there any nocturnal frotting?

She was already getting ready for work

by the time that I woke up,
so we didn't talk about it.

- But, I just...
- Okay, okay.

So what... what do you want?

I don't know.

I feel, like, maybe I should just do it.

You know, we're still legally married.

I mean, it would be better for Gemma.

Josh, that's not my question.
What do you want?

I don't think that we're
right for each other.

Okay, then you have to cut
it off, once and for all.

Even if she looks at you with
those little cartoon deer eyes

and begs you to do it for the baby.

I know it's not a fun
conversation to have, Josh.

But you're a dad now, okay?
And dads have to be tough.

- Yeah.
- Except for my dad.

God, he is such a little bottom.

I've never even heard
of the Ardmore Club.

What is it? Like, Soho
House for oligarchs?

Quinn's showing off,

so we'll ignore that she's
ruining our reputation.

Hello, Millennial. Thank you for coming.

I have the talking points for the event.

Great, do they mention that
you faked your best-seller?

What are you talking about?

You bulk-bought a ton of
books to boost sales.

They track that and note it on the list.

Okay, well, tell that
to the fans on Twitter.

Also fake.

Most of the hashtags are
traced to Chinese bots,

especially the ones defending it.

Is anything about this book real?

The money the book's
bringing in is real.

What else do you need?

- My reputation.
- Oh.

Integrity still means
something in publishing.

This is screwing with my business.

Who even knows? Book Twitter?

They're our peers, and they talk.

Do you know how hard it is

to run for office in
this country as a woman?

I have to control every single detail.

No mistakes, no second
chances, no leaks.

If anyone catches wind too
soon that I am running,

the media will have
extra time to drag me.

If I get in too late,

somebody else's momentum
might be too strong.

And none of this timing
and precision and secrecy

means anything without...
and say it with me.

Name recognition.

So you bought yourself a hit.

"CLAW" 's numbers weren't
where they needed to be,

so I got them there.

And in exactly 11 weeks,

when I announce that I am running,

I will have already been
on all the talk shows

promoting my book, because why?

It's a "New York Times" best-seller.

It says so right on the cover.

This is completely unethical,
and it's already hurting me.

This controversy will be over in a day,

and when all is said and done,

your company will have
pocketed millions of dollars.

Now, do I have to call
"The Cut" and tell them

that Millennial doesn't
support it's author enough

to show up to a very important event?

- I'll be there.
- That's a good decision.

See you tonight.

Charles?

_

_

- What have you got there?
- Oh, my God.

You scared me.

Uh, I don't know. It
was just sitting out.

I...

are you taking out a
loan on the townhouse?

Oh, I'm, uh... just moving
some things around.

That's a lot of money.
Is everything okay?

Have you listened to episode
seven of "Exonerated"?

Uh, no, not yet.

Audrey breaks into her ex's house.

I didn't break in. I have a key.

Hm, well, that's what Audrey said, too.

He came home and found her
going through his things.

- What happened?
- She...

she convinced him not
to call the police.

And how did she do that?

Well, I guess I need to
listen to episode seven.

She's been asleep for an hour.

She should be out until I get home.

Just a client dinner, nothing fancy.

So I should be back in a few hours.

Hey, Clare, can we...

can we talk about the other night?

Okay.

Look, I just want to say, first off,

I am so happy that we have this baby,

and that we're raising her together.

- But you and me...
- Are you breaking up with me?

Are we together?

Oh, thank God.

I was so worried you were
going to propose again.

What are you talking about?
We're still married.

I know, and the other night was...

- Yeah.
- For a second, I thought,

"Wouldn't it be nice

if we found a way back to each other?"

But?

But the second I woke up,

it all came rushing back.

Everything I felt when
you left me in Ireland.

We keep trying to force
ourselves together.

You know, for a green
card, for the baby.

And though those seem like good reasons,

they're not the right ones.

Then let's do this the right way.

Okay, this is not just about us anymore.

- Clare.
- Josh.

Will you divorce me?

I will.

Thanks for dinner. That was so nice.

I mean, I didn't even think about that

while I was with you.

Well, that's not the goal.

To not think about it all together.

See, I think group was
too much, too fast.

Maybe we should take it slower.

Slow is good, yeah.
What'd you have in mind?

I don't know, maybe...

How's that?

That was pretty good.

Maybe we could, uh, speed
things up a little bit.

Well, maybe if you...

- I'm sorry I'm late.
- It's fine.

I needed some time to think, anyway.

- Where's Charles?
- Oh, he was busy tonight.

Hm, he didn't want to be associated

with this bogus book,
either. I don't blame him.

Are you okay to do this interview?

- Yeah, I am great.
- What is this?

It is a press release naming
Quinn as the sole conspirator.

I'm not taking the hit for this.

Send it to Diana so it
can go out tomorrow

- with coverage of the event.
- You know we can't do that.

Not to our investor, and
definitely not to a writer.

Everybody here knows
that our big, fat hit

is a big, fat fraud, and
I have to go on stage

and congratulate her for it.

No one will work with us

if we throw an author under the bus.

I know. Right.

Just in case.

And so I said, "Jack, I don't
need ten days meditating

in Myanmar to know myself.

"I already know that sounds like hell.

I'm getting on the jet
and going to Macau."

And I did.

What a relatable story!

Let's take some questions.

- Hi, Quinn.
- Hi.

Congratulations on the
success of the book.

Oh, thank you.

Any comment on the dagger
next to your number one?

You know, I am just...
I'm not as acquainted

with the bestseller list as you all are,

so I don't really know.

Were bulk sales responsible

for "CLAW" 's astronomical numbers?

My publicist did say that there were

a number of universities
that wanted to use the book

for syllabi, so next question.

- That wasn't really an answer.
- Okay.

Uh, it sounds like you're questioning

the validity of "CLAW" 's numbers,

and I want you to know that integrity

is of the utmost importance to me.

The book's ethos suggests otherwise.

So you read it. Thank you.

Um, well, I really am
a neophyte at this.

So my publisher can speak
to this better than I can.

Quinn's right. Integrity is important.

So is honesty.

There were bulk sales that
contributed to "CLAW" 's numbers

due to a series of
forthcoming speaking events.

I am extremely proud to
be the first to announce

that Quinn Tyler is running for Senate

in the great state of California.

Do you have any idea what you just did?

Take a bow.

Thanks for meeting us, Redmond.

I assume you saw Quinn Tyler's
story in the "Times."

- And the "Post," and "WIRED."
- I did.

Kelsey, you're a messy
bitch who lives for drama.

I stan.

So now that the dagger is cleared up,

we want to talk about
Audrey Colbert again.

Aw, adorbs!

Well, I'm sure she would
come racing back to you,

but we just accepted
another offer last night.

- What?
- It wasn't Jackie Dunn, was it?

No, we actually went with
a new little start-up

- called Mercury.
- Who?

What masochist would start
a publishing company

- in this client?
- Not my money, not my problem.

But Kelsey, you do know
the editor very well.

Zane Anders?

Unbelievable.

At least I didn't pay
for that champagne.

What if we counter the offer?

Whatever it is, we will top it.

Well, the offer is now 800,000.

Can you top that?

That's a lot of money.

It's "Nightline" calling
for Audrey again.

Hello?

They have a better table uptown.

Good-bye!

I don't understand.

Where would Zane get that kind of money?

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