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I'm Spider-Man.
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And at the moment, I'm slip-sliding
through a trans-dimensional wormhole.
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Hey, it's safer than
a New York taxi.
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My arch-enemy, The Goblin,
is world-hopping,
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collecting DNA from every
Spider-Man he can find.
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Don't know for what reason,
but it can't be good.
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And these other worlds have been...
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Well, let's just say some of
the other worlds are weird...
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And some of the other worlds are wrong.
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Some of them are both weird and wrong.
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One new world, dead ahead.
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Hey, who turned off the color?
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This place makes Latveria
look downright cheerful.
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Ugh, no time for sightseeing, though.
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I need to find the Spider-Man
of this alternate world...
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If there is one.
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And let him know that
The Goblin is coming for him.
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There he is.
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Sync and corrections by masaca
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You again!
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You know, I don't think
he has a permit for that thing.
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This'll heat things up.
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Pumpkin bombs. Gobby's up to
his old tricks, all right.
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Where are you, wall-crawler?
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Jameson here. This just in.
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Witnesses say a man disguised
as a green monster
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stole a riot van and is leading the
cops on a Chase through midtown.
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Who is this madman?
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And most important,
who can stop him?
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That would be me.
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Ah, this world's version of Spider-Man.
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Nice.
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Very noir.
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That's some outfit.
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Was the costume shop
out of Santy Claus suits?
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Oh, I assure you,
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I'm for real.
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And I've come for you!
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You don't have
to be in one piece.
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I can scrape what I need
off the sidewalk.
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Easy, trench coat. I got ya.
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I don't know
how you pulled that off, but...
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why are you dressed like that?
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What are you,
some kind of circus clown?
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My pal Nova might say yes,
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but I'm here to help you
stop that maniac.
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He's an enemy of mine
called "The Goblin."
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I work alone.
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Nice to meet you, too, sunshine.
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This joyride ends now!
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Now, hold still.
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Don't like the look of that.
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I don't blame you.
I hate shots, too.
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Spider-Man!
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I think you mean
"Spider-Men," Gobby.
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As in, "we Spider-Men are out of here."
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- You don't think that's the last of him.
- Based on past experience, I'd say no.
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Gobby's a wiz at pulling
last-minute disappearances.
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Whoa!
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Speaking of disappearances,
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seems like Goblin has some competition.
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Real homey place you got here...
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If you're a cockroach.
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Who are you?
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Let's just say I'm not from around here.
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And by "here," I mean this universe.
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Wise guy.
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It can't be.
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Do I look familiar?
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Not anymore, kid.
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Yikes. Note to self,
stock up on moisturizer.
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Look, I'm here to help you stop The
Goblin before he comes for your blood.
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- What is he, some kind of vampire?
- Worse. Crazy scientist.
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I know this sounds pretty weird.
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Look, ever since some exotic spider bit
me, my life's been nothin' but weird.
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But you did what I did.
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You became a hero.
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Some hero.
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I didn't even want the job.
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But if I don't go out there every night,
this city will drown in its own evil.
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Criminal scum will take over.
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The weak will suffer.
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Whoa. Easy there,
tall, dark, and brooding.
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Let's make a plan before Goblin finds you.
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I'll find him first.
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Stay here. I don't need
some pesky kid taggin' along.
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"Pesky kid?" Moi?
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what kept you, Chuckles?
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I thought I told you to stay put!
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Hey, whoa!
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Talk about your not-so-friendly
neighborhood Spiderman.
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I'll bet this world's version
of Aunt May, is a real hoot.
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Aunt May?
Ain't seen her in years.
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Why?
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Hey!
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Sometimes, the only way to protect
someone is to leave them behind.
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Another note to self,
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don't turn into this jerk.
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Tag! You're it!
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Get lost, pesky!
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Crime-fightin' in this town
is serious business.
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Dial it down, Chipper Charlie.
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I know villains who are more
fun than you.
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What's that? The Goblin?
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Spider-Man and his
deadly green accomplice terrorize the city.
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Keep your radios tuned
to "the Bugle" for updates.
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Relax, kid.
It's only Jameson's news blimp.
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Uh... I knew that.
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This is M.J.
Watson with a Bugle bulletin.
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I'm live at New York airfield, covering
the arrival of the daily Bugle airship.
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Awesome! In this world, Mary
Jane made it as an ace reporter.
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So I hear.
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You pushed her away, too?
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Bad things happen to dames who
hang out with guys like me.
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I used to think that too, but you don't
have to sacrifice friendships to be a hero.
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Wait a minute.
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People are running. Screaming...
we're being attacked!
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A maniac riding...
it looks like a glider.
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He's throwing some kind
of pumpkin bombs.
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The Goblin!
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He sees me! He...
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Oh, no! It's Mary Jane!
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We gotta save her!
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You want to talk about sacrifices now?
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Hey! Wait for Pesky!
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Don't worry, folks. It'll
be a short flight.
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You'll never get away with this!
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Well then, maybe
the spider will stop me.
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You hear me, spider?
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Catch me if you can!
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Oh, I can and will.
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Believe it, Goblin.
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Goblin will be expecting us
to web-swing after him.
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Okay. So what won't he expect?
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You ever fly an autogiro?
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Ever fly a what-now?
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- Come on!
- Whoa!
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Spider, spider, come up and play!
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Ha! You're no threat to me.
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Laugh now, gargoyle.
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The spider will cut you
down to size.
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You talk like you know him.
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Maybe he cares for you.
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Let's see how much.
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Let me go!
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Ah! Made to order.
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To catch a spider, I'll need a fly.
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Oh, no!
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- Is that...
- Mary Jane!
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- I'll get her.
- Wait!
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Let me help you. Pete, trust me.
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Okay, go. I'll ditch the egg beater.
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Spider!
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Why are you dressed
like a clown?
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I'm not the spider.
He'll be here any second.
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Good. I'd hate to think I
went through all this for nothing.
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Ow! Gobby, inside voice.
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Hold on!
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Wait. Where's...
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- Still vainly following me, I see.
- I got a "frequent alternate
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universe hopper" ticket.
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I collect points with
each world I visit.
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I'm saving up for a jetpack.
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No!
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I got 'em! You take The Goblin!
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Don't worry, folks.
I saw Iron Man do this once.
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Yeah!
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Anyone has to barf,
lean over the web.
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The rest of you, follow me.
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Come on, ugly! Let's rumble!
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Go, spider!
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And Goblin is down for the count.
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Hey, hard-boiled!
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Wait up!
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We used to be friends,
till you brushed me off.
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Why?
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Couldn't risk it, Red.
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If anything happened to you
or someone I cared about...
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But you can't live in fear
of what might happen.
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You care so much for others.
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You have to let someone
care for you.
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I care.
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One spider closer
to my ultimate goal!
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Uh-uh-uh. Not on my watch.
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He just trashed the ship's controls!
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Nothing gets by you...
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Except me!
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If the blimp crashes, it'll torch midtown!
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Then we'll ditch it
in the river.
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Hello? Hello?
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This is Jameson. What's happening up there?
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Hold onto your hat, boss.
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There are two Spider-Men in New York.
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What's that you say?
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Two of those wall-crawling menaces?
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Menaces? Applesauce! They're heroes,
and I've got the photos to prove it!
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Going down!
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Please your arms and legs wrapped
around the superhero at all times!
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I'm glad we got to spend this time together.
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Come on, Red. Beat feet!
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East side,
West Side, all above the town,
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look to the Daily Bugle's
Eye in the sky.
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Please fasten your
seat belts, stow your tray tables,
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and thank you for flying
web-slinger airlines.
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See? Good things happen when you
let other people into your life.
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Kid's right.
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No way even you could have
done all that alone.
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Somethin' to think about,
I guess.
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You did good, kid.
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Yes.
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Congratulations all around!
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Tonight, I'm a winner, too!
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I hate that creep.
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Looks like your pal got
what he came for.
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Yeah, and where he's headed,
I have to go alone.
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- Take care of yourself, tough guy.
- You too, wise guy.
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Good-bye, gloomy world.
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I hope the next place I land
is more cheerful.
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Once again, I'm headed down the rabbithole.
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er... make that wormhole.
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I'm going after The Goblin.
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After some of the weird worlds
I've seen, I'm ready for anything.
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I take it back!
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Whoa! Would you look at that?
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How-Dee-do, stranger.
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How-Dee-do, talking crows.
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O-kay.
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Crows talking?
Guess I'm not home yet.
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Never fails.
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I'm all set to take a nice wallow
and some varmint falls in the pool.
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You're a pig.
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Very perceptive.
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And what are you
under that mask?
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A monkey?
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'Cause only a monkey would
wear a costume that stupid.
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Speaking of costumes,
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you ever see anyone around here
wearing one like mine?
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I wouldn't be caught
barbequed in it.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, this
piggie's going to get roasted.
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I'm serious! This world's spider... er,
whatever... is in for big trouble!
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I have to warn him a bad
guy's coming for both of us!
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You're wasting your time, Spider-Monkey.
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The guy you think you're
looking for doesn't exist.
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For a talking pig, he wasn't very helpful.
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Hey, jackpot!
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There's my guy, down there! Hold on!
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I want to talk to you,
Mr. spider...
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Scarecrow?
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This costume looks like
it was designed for...
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- A pig.
- Okay, you found me out.
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The name's Porker. Peter Porker.
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AKA Spider-Ham.
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00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:17,716
That figures.
254
00:15:17,861 --> 00:15:20,601
Let me guess, you got your powers
from a radioactive spider bite.
255
00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:22,063
A spider bite, yes.
256
00:15:22,174 --> 00:15:23,679
Radioactive, no.
257
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:26,571
Seems the critter fell
into a batch of my Aunt May's
258
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super vitamin-enriched
wheat cake batter.
259
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,337
Somehow, the vitamins in the batter,
260
00:15:34,363 --> 00:15:36,941
transferred
the spider's abilities to me.
261
00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:41,111
I pledged to use my powers
for good...
262
00:15:41,151 --> 00:15:42,755
And even joined the Avengers!
263
00:15:44,198 --> 00:15:46,428
But then, everything changed.
264
00:15:47,665 --> 00:15:50,064
What kind of hero is a Spider-Ham?
265
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,823
Sounds more like
a spider-fail to me.
266
00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:57,116
He made Spider-Ham sound like a
failure. And every creature believed it.
267
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,767
And soon, so did I.
268
00:16:00,071 --> 00:16:02,871
From that moment, I was Spider-Ham no more.
269
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:07,805
So that's it? You just quit?
270
00:16:07,831 --> 00:16:09,631
Haven't you ever felt like a failure?
271
00:16:09,981 --> 00:16:13,688
Sure. I've even walked a mile in your
hooves that time Loki turned me into a pig.
272
00:16:13,877 --> 00:16:15,473
Uh... what?
273
00:16:15,732 --> 00:16:16,552
Long story.
274
00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:18,884
The point is,
I know people depend on me.
275
00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:21,155
They need a hero to save them
when things get bad.
276
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,440
And trust me, hambone, things
are about to get real bad.
277
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,707
There's a monster called
The Goblin, looking for you.
278
00:16:26,899 --> 00:16:28,656
Could you maybe try
to help me stop him?
279
00:16:29,278 --> 00:16:32,708
It'll take more than
one little piggy to save you.
280
00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:48,961
There's no spider on this world, Gobby.
281
00:16:49,148 --> 00:16:51,071
Just you and me doing
the pig pen polka.
282
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,457
Mwah!
283
00:16:53,761 --> 00:16:55,486
I am so rascally!
284
00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:57,891
Whoa! Yikes!
285
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:02,785
Thwip!
286
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:19,836
Whoa!
287
00:17:25,924 --> 00:17:26,664
Wrong.
288
00:17:31,908 --> 00:17:33,361
I've been to the city.
289
00:17:33,932 --> 00:17:37,229
Heard stories of a powerful,
wall-crawling boar,
290
00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:40,361
who fought alongside
this world's greatest heroes.
291
00:17:40,607 --> 00:17:45,501
Nothing like that shaken pile
of bacon I just scared off.
292
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:53,153
I'll find that superior hog
and get a sample of his DNA.
293
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:55,417
Whoa! Whoa!
294
00:17:56,982 --> 00:17:57,842
Whoa!
295
00:18:01,891 --> 00:18:03,588
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
296
00:18:07,631 --> 00:18:10,655
Okay, this is getting
ridiculous and messy.
297
00:18:11,529 --> 00:18:13,991
Here's mud in your
eye, wall-crawler.
298
00:18:14,088 --> 00:18:16,748
And mud in your mouth,
and mud in your lungs,
299
00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:19,031
and mud smothering you!
300
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,981
Hands off the monkey, big bad!
301
00:18:31,891 --> 00:18:33,615
Thought you were afraid
of being a failure.
302
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:36,344
Even I never lost a fight
to a nut with an anvil.
303
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:39,984
If you can take humiliation like
that, what am I worried about?
304
00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:41,459
Ready, Spider-Monkey?
305
00:18:41,485 --> 00:18:42,838
Right with you, Spider-Ham!
306
00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:44,405
Go hog wild!
307
00:19:00,745 --> 00:19:02,144
That's all, Gobby!
308
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:05,104
No!
309
00:19:05,341 --> 00:19:07,103
I've come so far!
310
00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:08,798
I have to win!
311
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:13,077
Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.
312
00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,197
Yeow!
313
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,664
My chinny-chin-chin!
314
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:19,977
That'll do, pig.
315
00:19:20,003 --> 00:19:21,125
That'll do.
316
00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:25,589
Ow.
317
00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:31,020
Hey!
318
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,821
One side, vermin!
319
00:19:35,197 --> 00:19:36,172
Spider-Ham!
320
00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:38,840
Iron Mouse?
321
00:19:39,025 --> 00:19:41,669
That's the green monster who
was asking about you in town.
322
00:19:41,695 --> 00:19:43,239
- You need a hand?
- Nah.
323
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,894
My pal and I took care of him.
324
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,907
Please. You were the one
who saved my bacon.
325
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:48,238
Uh... no offense.
326
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,853
Does this mean you're ready
to rejoin the Avengers?
327
00:19:51,061 --> 00:19:52,416
Hmm. What do you think?
328
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,761
That, on this world, Tony Stark is a mouse?
329
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:55,901
Awesome!
330
00:19:56,135 --> 00:19:56,766
Hey!
331
00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:59,463
Well, I can't tell you what to do.
332
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,650
But, in my family, we have a saying.
333
00:20:01,676 --> 00:20:04,826
"With great Porker comes
great responsibility."
334
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,240
O-kay.
335
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:12,154
The ham is back, baby!
336
00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:14,450
- High four!
- Oh, yeah!
337
00:20:14,711 --> 00:20:16,090
Thanks, Spider-Monkey.
338
00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:17,435
Anytime, Hammy.
339
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,760
See you around the funny farm.
340
00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:23,316
So long, talking crows!
341
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,536
Did we just see
a Spider-Monkey fly?
342
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,631
Well, now I've seen everything!
343
00:20:32,747 --> 00:20:34,617
W-whoa! Whoa!
344
00:20:34,671 --> 00:20:35,507
Whoa!
345
00:20:35,771 --> 00:20:36,644
Okay, Goblin.
346
00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:38,508
Let's see what alternate world is next.
347
00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:43,654
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