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3x02 - The Avenging Spider-Man, part 1
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I'm Spider-Man. And today,
I'm doing what I do best,
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Kicking bad guys' butt
with my shield crew.
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White Tiger, you're on Doc Ock's left.
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Power Man and Iron Fist, frontal assault.
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- Nova, keep him pinned down.
- I'm on it!
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- The kid's a natural leader.
- He's risky and reckless. I like that.
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- He has a warrior's cunning.
- Better than that, he's got heart.
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So, we're all in agreement?
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Nope.
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But I'll go along just
to say "I told you so."
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Argh! Spider-Man!
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You and those brats have
opposed me for the last time!
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Hear that, guys?
Otto's feeling cranky.
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Everyone grab an arm
and show him some love.
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Stay back!
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You know your trouble, Doc?
You need to get out more.
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This is not ov...
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There. Isn't that better?
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Greetings, Spider-Man.
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Perhaps when you are finished,
you'd care to join us.
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The Avengers want you?
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They said they were interested,
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but I never expected to join so soon.
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- I'm not sure I'm ready.
- When you let go of the hero you are,
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you become the hero you might be.
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Go. We'll drop the trash on Fury's desk.
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I'm a little jealous, spider.
But happy for you.
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Oh, man. Lump in my throat...
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catch in voice,
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didn't think leaving my
old team would be so hard.
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How do I say good-bye to them?
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You gonna sit down?
Or just keep talking to yourself?
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Um...
bye, guys.
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Welcome to the Avengers, Spider-Man.
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Wa-hoo!
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This is awesome!
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Welcome to your first
day in Avengers tower, Spider-Man.
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Mr. Stark has requested
you join the team
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in the second door
down the left corridor.
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Thanks, Jarvis. Gotta remember
to not act like a clueless newbie.
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Avenger's Spidey is confident,
cool, ready for anything.
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Spidey in the house, Avengers!
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Huh?
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Oh, man!
Me and my big mouth!
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Whoa! Okay, okay.
I get the gag.
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Rough up the new guy,
see if he can take it.
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Oh, okay. I'm cool.
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Weird, nasty fork things,
no problem. I got this.
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Big robots? Come on!
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Who's next? Who's next?
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Initiation test completed.
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Test? More like final exam of doom.
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Hawkeye, he beat your
time by three seconds.
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Pshh. Dumb luck.
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You treat all
your new members this way?
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Yes. Yes, we do.
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No hard feelings. Your
official Avengers I.D.
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The superhero's all access pass.
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I made an upgrade to your shield tech.
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It works in tandem
with your web shooters,
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broadcasts over an
"Avengers only" frequency,
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and...
Whoa! Careful, kid.
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You'll set off the taser guards.
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Thanks! Any other surprises
I should know about?
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Wow!
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White Tiger would freak to
have a gym on the ceiling.
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This is really all for me?
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All the Avengers have
living quarters in the tower.
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But I'm not ready to leave my...
other place.
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He probably still lives
in his folks' basement.
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I keep my private life private.
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- And F.Y.I., I have my own bedroom.
- Maybe so, but we're not wearing masks.
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I wonder if you trust us
as much as we trust you.
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I trust him, Black Widow.
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That counts for something.
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You don't have to deal with
the secret identity business
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- until it feels right, Spidey.
- Thanks, Cap.
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I appreciate you guys
respecting my privacy.
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Noogie welcome patrol!
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Noogie, noogie,
noogie, noogie, noogie.
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And the Hulk is one more reason
to keep bunking at Aunt May's.
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Hey, bud.
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Avengers assemble!
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Avengers assemble!
I always wanted to say that.
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The Avengers have ruined the team
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by enlisting the wall-crawling
menace known as "Spider-Man."
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Get ready to eat those
words, J. Jonah Jerkface.
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Spidey's playing a whole new game.
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Round one, Fin Fang Foom!
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You broke attack formation,
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Left Hawkeye and Iron Man vulnerable
on the monster's left flank.
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- But I still won, right?
- You may have winged it on your old team,
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but on this one, we follow orders.
All of us. You got that?
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Hey, don't let the flag man get to you.
You did great.
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Round two, Attuma!
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Spider-Man, on your right!
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Yes, sir.
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Bonus stage!
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Spidey versus Batroc!
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Wah!
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One French fry to go, back to jail!
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Leap! Leap!
Quel est?
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Only ze harmless little mosquito.
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Ha!
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Looking for this?
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Oh, wow, guys.
It's an Avenger.
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Hey, I...
I just thought I'd help out.
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It's been a while, and...
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I... I miss you guys.
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- How's that?
- I miss you guys.
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It's good to see you
too, spider, but...
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- Yee-yah!
- Leap.
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We can handle our own mission
without an Avenger showing us up.
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To be honest, it really
hasn't been the same without...
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This Avenger stopped
that evil French guy!
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Uh, listen, these guys
are the real heroes.
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Spidey! Spidey!
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Spidey! Spidey! Spidey! Spidey!
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No, you don't understand.
Uh, guys, wait!
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Spidey! Spidey!
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Dr. Otto Octavius.
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It seems Spider-Man has moved onto
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bigger and better threats than you.
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There are rules against
bothering prisoners. Get out.
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Rules are for lesser creatures.
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- Not for Loki.
- Loki?
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Now, what would the
prince of tricksters want
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with a humble scientist like me?
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I plan to humiliate my
brother, Thor, destroy the
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Avengers, and seize
control of the nine realms.
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And while I'm at it, I have a
score to settle with Spider-Man.
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What's Spider-Man to you?
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I've been looking to squash
that pest for quite a while.
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Let's talk in more private surroundings.
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Behold, your underwater lab
restored to its former glory.
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As are you, Otto Octavius.
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What have you done to me?
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Sheathed you in Asgardian
armor, the same metal
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from which was fashioned
the all powerful Destroyer.
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Even mighty Thor has
no defense against it.
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Fascinating. So what's my
role in your grand scheme?
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I don't want to attract
Thor's attention too soon,
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so my first attack on Midgard
will be through science not sorcery.
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Specifically, that intriguing
invention of yours.
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- Venom.
- Sorry, I'm fresh out.
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You created it once from Spider-Man's
blood, you can do so again.
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And I'll unleash it
upon the most fearsome
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monsters in the nine realms,
all under my mystic command.
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With that much Venom, you
could destroy the world.
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I promise to leave enough for you
to rule. That is, if you help me.
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Very well. I'll need a
sample of Spider-Man's blood.
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That, my friend, is as good as done.
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Yo, bugman, there's a
new all-you-can-eat diner
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that needs to be put to
the gutbuster test. You in?
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Huh. More for me then.
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Being an Avenger rocks,
but I can only take
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so many Hulk gutbusters and noogies.
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I need some Spidey "me" time.
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Nothing like a nice, relaxing swing.
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- You!
- Now, that's how I like to see a spider.
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Squirming, helpless,
and about to be crushed.
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Loki!
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I'm hoping this thing has
some sort of Avengers alert.
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I just got that!
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Poor spider. All alone
without your teammates.
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Don't need 'em.
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That should keep him busy.
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For about two seconds.
Oh, no!
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Okay. Now, you're in for it, pal.
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You are weak, Spider-Man.
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Weary. Sleep.
Sleep.
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- Greetings, Octavius.
- You!
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It's me, fool.
I promised you Spider-Man's body.
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- Here it is.
- Loki?
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You put your mind in Spider-Man's
body? That's brilliant!
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I'm going to write that down.
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I plan to punish the wall crawler
for his past humiliations.
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To New York's horrified eyes,
it won't be Loki leading
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an invasion of monsters
against the Avengers,
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but their newest member,
Spider-Man.
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If you're in Spider-Man's body,
we can finally see what he looks like.
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- Very well. At last...
- There's nothing I wanted more
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- than to see his hated face.
- Nothing, Octavius?
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Then you'll see it only after
we've destroyed the Avengers.
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- But why?
- To ensure your obedience.
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Loyalty requires sacrifices.
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So does science.
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We can't recreate Venom
without Spider-Man's blood.
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- That hurt!
- Rest assured, my friend,
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you're not the only one who has
to adjust to life in a new body.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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This is worse than the time
he turned me into a pig.
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At least then, I was sort of cute.
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Okay, the important
thing is not to panic.
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Gotta stay calm.
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Simply explain what
happened before the others
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jump to the wrong conclusion
and... smash me.
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Smash you? Good idea.
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I have Red Skull.
Hawkeye, you're on Doom.
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Widow, you take Modok.
Nice shot, Widow.
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Congratulations, gentlemen.
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We're each batting a thousand.
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I'm getting sick of life model decoys.
Give me a real target any day.
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Hey! There you go.
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Warning. Hulk reports a
breach of tower security by Loki.
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No, wait...
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I'm not...
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Really!
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- Loki?
- That's right.
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Uh-oh!
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I mean, that's wrong!
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Finally, if anyone can tell I'm not the
real Loki, it'd be you, right?
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- More trickery from the prince of lies.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!
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Be gone!
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But I'm really Spider-Man!
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How come I'm still alive?
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It must be
that crazy Asgardian invulnerability.
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I told you Spider-Man was no good.
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How the heck does he know?
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Last night, New Yorkers
proclaimed Spider-Man a hero.
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Breaking news! Right now, he's attacking
the city with a legion of monsters.
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Those monsters look like...Venom!
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But where'd they come from?
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Forward!
Bring this city to its knees!
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So that's what hornhead is really up to?
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Wrecking the city and setting
me up to take the fall?
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Just look how he's thanked
his trusting teammates, the Avengers.
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Don't worry, New York.
There's more where that came from.
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No!
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Fly me to Loki, the real one!
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Whoa!
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Loki doesn't fly?
I thought Loki flew.
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I've got to get to him somehow.
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I'm going to a comic convention.
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Looks like my stop anyway.
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A Thor-sized wolf covered in
Venom. I'm starting to think
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an Asgardian rat might be
working with an Earth Octopus.
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Not sure how this thing
works, but it protects Loki.
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Maybe if I concentrate.
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What's your hurry, rover?
243
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,013
How about another shot?
244
00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:44,920
It's no Spidey cycle,
but it'll have to do.
245
00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:50,325
Let's take 'em down!
246
00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:07,175
I had no idea Spider-Man had such
power or was so deliberately evil.
247
00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:10,412
He's not, Falcon.
We acted too rashly.
248
00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:12,981
If it were truly Loki
who invaded our tower,
249
00:16:12,983 --> 00:16:14,716
he would have battled us without mercy.
250
00:16:14,718 --> 00:16:18,987
Spider-Man tried to warn us.
This invasion is Loki's true plot...
251
00:16:27,731 --> 00:16:30,231
Mjolnir, to me!
252
00:16:32,602 --> 00:16:34,436
Away from us, troll!
253
00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:41,643
Ulik, so you have had a
hand in this mayhem too.
254
00:16:41,645 --> 00:16:47,582
I don't remember how I came to
be here or why you attack me.
255
00:16:47,584 --> 00:16:51,753
But I do remember
I hate you, thunder god!
256
00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:56,524
It seems my brother Loki
has made you his pawn, troll.
257
00:16:56,526 --> 00:16:59,394
Let us call a truce
and fight him together.
258
00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:04,599
Ulik, the savage,
allied with the hated son of Odin?
259
00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:06,468
Never!
260
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,079
That's enough of that.
261
00:17:35,699 --> 00:17:39,367
This black ice chills my soul.
262
00:17:41,171 --> 00:17:44,539
It's called "Venom."
Hard to control.
263
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,374
Even harder to smash.
264
00:17:50,313 --> 00:17:54,716
Glorious! But I crave a
better view of Thor's defeat.
265
00:17:54,718 --> 00:17:59,054
Well, why not? When in Rome...
Let's fly, web!
266
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:05,393
Idiotic mortal contraption!
267
00:18:19,843 --> 00:18:22,677
Surprisingly laborious process.
268
00:18:22,679 --> 00:18:26,414
Even with this spider
power, am I sweating?
269
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:29,284
Ugh, disgusting!
Ugh!
270
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:40,795
That stench! Doesn't he
wash this ridiculous costume?
271
00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:47,102
I'll make you a two
for one deal, chuckles.
272
00:18:47,104 --> 00:18:50,572
I'm going to send
both you and my costume...
273
00:18:50,574 --> 00:18:53,508
to the cleaners!
274
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,876
Get it? No?
275
00:18:57,114 --> 00:18:58,379
Well, you're Asgardian.
You probably have
276
00:18:58,381 --> 00:19:00,856
laundry gnomes to do your clothes.
If you were from here,
277
00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:03,384
you would have found that
mildly amusing.
278
00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:07,522
Of course, you realize
you're only hurting your own body,
279
00:19:07,524 --> 00:19:10,592
that will ache like the
blazes when we switch back.
280
00:19:10,594 --> 00:19:13,294
Oh, yeah? Well...
281
00:19:15,799 --> 00:19:19,734
- I'll bet that'll hurt in the morning.
- Oh, please.
282
00:19:19,736 --> 00:19:22,871
To an immortal, that's
not even a stubbed toe.
283
00:19:46,796 --> 00:19:50,331
- There's no end to these things.
- We've got to hold them here.
284
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,734
Sooner or later, Loki's
bound to show himself.
285
00:19:52,736 --> 00:19:55,770
We take him,
we take down the creatures.
286
00:19:55,772 --> 00:19:57,772
You heard Iron Man.
287
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,309
Let him have it, Falcon!
288
00:20:09,719 --> 00:20:10,818
Well done, Hawkeye.
289
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,787
This'll quiet them down.
290
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,762
In the meantime, keep them tangled up
until we know what to do with them.
291
00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:23,765
I'm warning you, I know how to use this!
292
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,734
You simply triggered
a protection spell I put on my spear
293
00:20:26,736 --> 00:20:28,770
should my life be threatened.
294
00:20:28,772 --> 00:20:30,972
You can't possibly
wield it's full power.
295
00:20:30,974 --> 00:20:34,778
Uh, bibbity, bobbity, blast him!
296
00:20:35,278 --> 00:20:36,911
Magic is knowledge,
297
00:20:36,913 --> 00:20:39,280
and you haven't learned
the proper way to use it.
298
00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:41,282
There's always my way.
299
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:46,454
That was a poor choice.
300
00:20:50,894 --> 00:20:52,860
There!
301
00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:56,831
It's Loki.
302
00:20:56,833 --> 00:21:02,270
I'll take that.
Now, the real fun begins.
303
00:21:10,847 --> 00:21:15,750
- Ow!
- I told you not to hurt yourself.
304
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,986
Avengers, it's me, Spider-Man!
305
00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:20,989
I have Loki!
He's escaping! Stop him!
306
00:21:20,991 --> 00:21:22,624
What?
307
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:24,759
Avengers, take Spider-Man down.
308
00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:31,432
Uh, no! Wait!
It's me!
309
00:21:34,114 --> 00:21:38,157
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