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S3 Special - "Return of
the Guardians of the Galaxy"
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And who's that in first place?
Why, it's the dude called Nova!
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Look alive, buckethead!
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What kind of race is this, Nova?
You're not even trying.
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Can't hear you back there!
Boom!
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Alright, Nova. If that's
the way you want it.
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Hey, spider dork,
that is totally cheating!
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Ah, what's the point anyway?
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Uh, we're racing? I
was kicking your butt?
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- It was good times?
- Talking big picture.
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I've traveled the stars and
fought with cosmic heroes.
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Sometimes I feel like there
should be way more to my life.
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Dude, what more do you want?
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You can fly like a rocket and
blast lasers out of your...
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Oooowww!
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Uh, there's a bug
on the windshield!
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Whoa!
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Who leaves a space
ship double-parked over Manhattan?
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I know what this is.
Come on!
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You need to keep this bucket
from crashing, Rocket!
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The Guardians of the Galaxy!
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What are you doing here on Earth?
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Whoa!
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- Crashing!
- Can I help?
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Hope so, sparky, because...
wait.
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I-is that what you're
about to crash into?
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That's my house!
And that's my Aunt May!
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Uh, we don't want to
crash there, or anywhere else!
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The Omnium generator is down!
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I need an extra pair of hands over here!
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- I-I-I am Groot!
- Go help them!
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Ahh! You got it, Rocky!
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Spidey! Keep these in place while
I get the generator back online!
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Or I can do this.
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That'll work. I hope.
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Ungh, hurry!
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Mmh! Whoo...
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Here goes nothing!
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Whoa!
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Huh?
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Cloaking device back online.
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Hmm.
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I am Groot.
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You and me both, pal.
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Whew. At least my house-slash-Aunt
is no worse for wear.
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Which is more than
we can say about this ship.
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Star-Lord, how did this happen?
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We took major battle
damage on our way here.
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We almost crashed on Jupiter.
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Drax and Gamora got the brunt of it.
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Their conditions are
finally stabilizing.
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I wouldn't worry about it.
Just give it some time.
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There ain't no one tougher
than Drax and Gamora.
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What did this to you?
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Vicious intergalactic terrorist,
what calls himself Titus.
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I've heard of him.
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Everyone in the Nova
Corps knows about Titus.
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He used to be a member of the
Nova Corps. 'Til he betrayed them.
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And I'm all that's left.
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He just found out you were here
on Earth and we intercepted.
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He's coming for you, Sam.
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Him?
What does "cuddles" want from him?
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Hey, clearly someone
in this galaxy sees me
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for the awesomeness
that I so clearly am!
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Or he's a guy who likes to go
a long way just to be annoyed.
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He wants this.
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He's coming all the way here
for bucket head's bucket?
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It's a Nova Corps helmet.
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There's a lot more going on
in there than even I know.
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And I know a lot.
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I gotta say, I'm excited
that this one is about me.
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Calm down! It's not about you.
It's about your bucket.
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So let's go get him.
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Can't. The ship's Omnium
generator is on its last legs.
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I got this. I'll call up
Tony Stark or Nick Fury.
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- Shield'll have what you need.
- I can't let you do that, Spider-Man.
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But they can help.
They have all the toys.
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We're supposed to protect Earth.
Not interact with it.
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It doesn't go well when
less, well, evolved planets
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try to play with things
they don't understand.
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Okay.
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You need a part, but we have
to keep it on the down low.
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What do we do?
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I'll be right back.
Groot, you're with me.
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But, uh, I actually live... there.
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I am Groot.
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No talking.
Trees don't talk on Earth.
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Got it.
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I told you to stay on the ship.
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Oh. I must have been
absent the day you were
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made the boss of me.
So, what'd you find?
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I found the only Omnium on
the planet. It's right here.
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That's the S.H.I.E.L.D. tri-carrier.
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I told you Fury would have the stuff.
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Perfect. Quill stays here to
fix things. We fetch the Omnium.
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It's not exactly a place you
can just "sneak on board."
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It's like the most fortified,
secure place on the planet.
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Oh, the most secure place on
Planet Earth. You don't say.
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We get in, grab it, and get out.
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What about the giant tree
alien you left on my lawn?
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Groot is there to protect
your house in case we were followed.
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Was that tree always there?
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Phoof! I've been in
the sun too long today.
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I. Am. Groot.
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Top of the morning!
How's it going?
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- Aw!
- Just act natural.
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Why would I do that?
I don't do that normally.
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He really doesn't.
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There!
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Ugh! It's locked.
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You know, because this is the
most fortified place in the world.
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No! Turn around.
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I don't know what you think
you're going to be able to...
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- Oh.
- Whoa, what is this place?
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Armory. It's where Nick Fury
keeps all the cool stuff.
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Omnium generator.
Close by.
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You call this secure?
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I've seen Chitauri flower
gardens with more defenses.
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There!
One Omnium generator.
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What is Nick Fury doing
with something like that?
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Probably found it and doesn't
even know what it is. Let's go.
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Well, that was easy.
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What exactly are you doing here?
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I can explain this, actually.
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All hands! This is Nick Fury!
We are under attack!
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Chitauri!
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Must've found out what I did
to their flower garden!
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Alpha team, move in!
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Beta team, take the outside perimeter
and shut the hole in our hull!
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And you kids better have
a good explana...
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- We're running away!?
- Titus knew how to find you!
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We have to get this fight
away from normal human people.
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We have to get back to our...
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ship.
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Lemme guess. Titus.
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Now, that is a big ship.
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Give me the Nova helmet,
or this planet will burn!
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Not on my watch,
and not on my planet.
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Yikes! Whatever happened
to "take me to your leader?"
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Titus!
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That Nova helmet has
power beyond imagination.
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You use a mere fraction of its might.
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Only I can unleash
its destructive potential.
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Now hand it over or
this one will cease to be.
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Nobody touches the helmet!
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Okay. Let's stay calm.
Not do anything silly.
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Silly like that!
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Kid, we have to
take this off planet.
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Webs! Let's go!
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After them!
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Ee-yah!
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Whoa!
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I want a rocket pack, too!
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Oh, come on!!
Iron Man is much cooler than Thor.
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It's not even close.
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Huh?
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What? Huh?
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Whoa!
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- Groot!
- Whoa!
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Hi, I am Groot.
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- Nice job sneaking in and sneaking out.
- You're being sarcastic, right?
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I am Groot!
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Literally nothing
could make this cooler.
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Whoa!
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Hey, mac!
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How much for a leisurely
ride around Central Park?
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C'mon, creeps! Let's
play ring around the ringtail!
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Yah! Duh.
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And the mighty Drax is back!
Does that mean that... ?
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Whoa!
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Oh, yes it does!
Gamora is in the fight.
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I see you're feeling better.
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Are we on Earth? You know
how I feel about Earth!
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At least it's not Jupiter.
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Yah!
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Did you get the Omnium?
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Of course!
Web-head, come on! Back me up.
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Where are we going?
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Throw me the backpack,
and watch the airlock.
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We would've been better
off crashing on Jupiter.
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- Hurry up.
- It's a delicate operation, sparky.
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One false move
and I blow us all up.
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Blow up? You never said
anything about blowing up!
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My arms aren't long enough.
You have to do it.
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You want me to do it? What
about the whole blowing up thing?
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Don't do that part.
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Gah!
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Yah!
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Whoa!
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- Care-ful...
- Would you mind?!
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Well done everyone.
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Here comes Titus.
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Mom!
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I want the Nova helmet.
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Yes, Commander Titus!
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And I want those Guardians
to suffer for wasting my time!
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Drax, Gamora,
Groot. Battle stations.
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Rocket, you're on systems.
Nova, copilot.
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Um, Star-Lord, what about me?
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- What should I do?
- Sit quietly, and watch the magic.
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Guys, we need to launch.
Now!
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They've got weapons locked!
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You know, I don't
know if I said this before,
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but that is a really big ship.
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If they won't
give me the Nova helmet,
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then I'll salvage it from the
burning remains of their ship! Attack!
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Ah! C'mon, Star-Lord.
A little warning next time?
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If there is a next time!
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Star-Lord, if you're gonna
do something, do it now!
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I need more thruster power!
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- What are you doing?
- He can't hit what he can't hit!
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Hailing unidentified warship.
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This is the
Guardians of the Galaxy.
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We accept your surrender,
you giant pile of garbage.
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I will end you!
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Oh, look. Uninvited guests.
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I am Groot!
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I've got them.
You! Grab the controls!
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Me? Fly the ship?
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I can do this.
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Blow them out of the sky!
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Heads up, JJJ!
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If we get out of this alive,
that was awesome!
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Hey! Get out of my chair!
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I'll take it from here on.
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Man! I was just
getting the hang of it!
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I am Groot.
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Did you see me
flying the ship! Did ya?
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What did Titus mean?
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He said I was only using a
fraction of what it's capable of.
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Makes sense. You only use
a fraction of your brain.
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I don't know, Nova. Maybe there's
more to you than you think.
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Titus used to be one of you.
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No one knows the secrets of
the Nova other than the Nova.
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Whatever is in that helmet
must be worth all of this.
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Turn the ship around.
I know what I have to do.
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- We have a locked target.
- Then blast them.
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I will take the helmet
off this earthling's...
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What is that?
Raise the shields!
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Shields!
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You want my helmet? Yah!
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Here's my helmet!
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Whoa! Nova just
swiss-cheesed Titus' ship.
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I should have thanked you, Titus.
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Sometimes I forget what I'm capable of.
What I was destined to be.
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And just so that we're
both perfectly clear?
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You will never take
this helmet from me.
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Nova...
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We gotta save Nova, before he...
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shows up right in front
of us all glowy and alive?
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- Sam! You... you look...
- I look awesome!
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I told you that helmet had
untapped secrets of the Nova Corps.
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I'm the Ultimate Nova!
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Oh!
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Still full of fight, huh?
We can fix that.
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Can I get a good deal
on a hand cannon?
258
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Because I looked online
and prices were...
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So, how are you liking Earth?
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- H-hey, I didn't get a shot!
- Sorry about that.
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Yeah...
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Okay, you Guardians need to take him
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and get him out of here before... uh...
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- We are so dead.
- A-hem.
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Well if it isn't
Nicholas Joseph Fury.
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- "Joseph?"
- Gamora.
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You promised you'd
never set foot on Earth again.
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I lied.
269
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Chitauri are on the run.
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Let 'em go?
Or should we finish 'em off?
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Well done, Ultimate Spider-Man.
Ultimate Nova.
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I am Groot!
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Groot's right.
This planet smells funny.
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Guardians of the Galaxy,
let's get outta here.
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The next time aliens invade Earth,
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- I'm the first person you call.
- Yes, sir.
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Never thought
I'd get to be a spaceship pilot.
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I never thought
I'd unlock this much power.
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Who knew, right?
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If you think you're faster
than me, you're dreaming.
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Hey, always dream big!
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Race ya home!
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