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This is the Rockin' Roger Morning Show,
late-night edition.
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CMJ is almost upon us,
so if you like your live music,
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and I know that you do, you'll wanna get
your wristbands before it's too late.
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And speaking of too late, it's never
too late to say you're say sorry,
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and right now I wanna dedicate
this next song to all the lovely ladies
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in Rockin' Roger's rock 'n' roll past.
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Ladies, if you're burning and itching,
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you might want to see a doctor.
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Immediately.
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[♪ I'm Coming To Get You]
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♪ Time is ticking Almost done
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♪ What we hated We've become
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♪ By the pricking of my thumbs
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♪ Something wicked
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♪ This way comes
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♪ l'm coming to get you
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♪ l'm coming to get you
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♪ l'm coming to get you
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♪ High
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♪ I dropped the needle
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♪ Pick it up
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♪ Don't you worryYou're old enough
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♪ Times are changin' So am I
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♪ Time's a-wastin'
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♪ It's time to die
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♪ l'm coming to get you
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♪ l'm coming to get you
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♪ l'm coming to get you
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♪ High ♪
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- That's not what I'm saying, Joey.
- What are you saying, Jeff?
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I'm saying that you should be firing me.
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- So you're quitting?
- I'm not quitting.
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Why do you keep saying that? I'm not.
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What I'm saying is, as your manager,
I am advising you to fire your manager.
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- That's... That's all I'm saying.
- OK. I can't fire you.
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CMJ's in ten days. You said we had
a showcase gig with industry insiders
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- and A&R guys...
- Movers and shakers?
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- Was I drinking when I said that?
- You're always drinking.
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See, you should totally fire me!
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[French accent]
Montreal, land of Hugo's birth.
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Many women will be very pleased
to hear of my return.
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No matter how long you go away, you
always come back. You're like herpes.
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- Hugo is not like herpes.
- Hugo's a lot like herpes.
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- He's not.
- Guys, where's Joe and Jennifer?
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Joey's talking to Jeff.
Jennifer is talking to some scary guy.
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What scary guy?
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[inaudible]
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- Whoa. He is kind of creepy.
- Yeah, he is.
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You know what? Let's just face it, Joey.
We're both getting long in the tooth.
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- What does that mean?
- All right, here's your beers.
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- We didn't order these.
- Oh, no, no. It's...
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It's on the house.
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- Well, thank you very much.
- Yeah, not you. You have to pay.
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Of course, yeah. Hang on.
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One second.
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[hums]
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- OK, how much is it?
- That'll do. Thanks.
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Twenty. Twenty!
That's nice for free beer.
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Hey, you know,
I know how you're feeling, though.
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You're gettin' old, hm? I'm getting old.
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Rock and roll is getting old.
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Have you considered Japanese hip-hop?
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- I'm not Japanese.
- Yeah.
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No, I guess that's not really right
for you, but it's a shame,
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because it's gonna be huge.
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- [phone rings]
- Oh, sorry. Hang on a second.
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Konnichiwa.
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You know what, Joey,
I'm gonna have to take this outside,
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and then I'm gonna have to go home. OK?
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[speaks Japanese]
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- Hey, have another round.
- Thanks.
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It's tough watching a weasel
like that crush another man's dreams.
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A man's gotta have his dreams.
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Yeah, I should get back to the band.
Thanks.
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Band can wait, Joey.
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Do I know you? How'd you know my name?
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I can read your mind.
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Wow. What am I thinking right now?
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You're thinking this bartender is crazy.
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You're good.
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You're afraid of being
a loser the rest of your life.
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Too late for you, too late for the band.
I'd say you're 30 pounds ofjunk food
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and a retail job away
from killing yourself.
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Just a guess.
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Thanks for the drink.
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So how'd it go with Jeff?
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Great, you know? He's really
excited about the New York show.
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Says there's gonna be a lot of
industry insiders, movers and shakers.
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Right. So, what hotel
are we staying at tonight?
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It's such a nice night I thought
we'd save money, sleep in the bus.
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No! First of all, it's not a bus,
it's a hearse...
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- We're sleeping in the hearse tonight?
- Just for tonight, OK?
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- That sucks.
- Could you give us a second, please?
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I've given you ten years.
Now I gotta sleep with Hugo?
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I'll meet up with you guys
in the morning, OK?
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I'm going out with some friends.
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That is a friend of yours?
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Oh, I'm sorry,
is that any of your business?
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He looks like a junkie from hell,
for chrissakes.
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- Don't you have a girlfriend?
- This is about the band!
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It always is.
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We have a six-hour drive tomorrow.
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And I don't wanna sleep in the hearse.
The hearse smells like drummer.
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- I heard that.
- I'm going to a party.
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Fine, you know, but we're leaving
at noon tomorrow, with or without you.
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- Fine. I'll see you then.
- Fine.
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Wait.
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If you're going to a party,
give these out.
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They got the new website on them.
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- [Hugo] Maybe you should go with her.
- [Joey] She can handle herself.
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She didn't invite you, huh?
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Can we load the gear, please?
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Yes, Joey. We can.
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Don't touch me.
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[♪ Flesh and Bone]
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♪ Has the terrible dangerthat surrounds us
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♪ Become like a drug?
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♪ Are we more like strangersln a glass house?
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♪ We're rich with the blood
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♪ How can you leave the black out?
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♪ You're only flesh and bone
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♪ Flesh and bone
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♪ When a blanket of winterls all around us
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♪ We have to stay warm
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♪ When there's no one thereyou can count on
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♪ You have to transform
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♪ How can you leave the black out? ♪
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- Well, this sucks.
- Where is she?
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- Hitched a ride with The Itchies.
- She'll be here. I know women.
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- We're gonna miss sound check.
- I hope she's OK.
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She's OK. She's always OK.
She just doesn't care.
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- This is why I broke up with her.
- She dumped you.
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Yeah, for being an insensitive prick.
Her words, not mine.
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Screw it. Hugo, you're on bass.
Let's roll.
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[♪ Blue Peter: Same Old Place]
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♪ Every time I turn around
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♪ There's people letting me down
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♪ And everywhere that I go
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♪ No one ever wants to know
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♪ Look, I'm tired of the scene
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♪ Living such stale dreams
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♪ I don't want to get involved
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♪ No, I just want to be dissolved
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♪ It's the same old place
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♪ I see them melting in the heatI see them walking down the street
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♪ You'd think the future of the worldis wrapped up with some girl
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♪ And every time I turn aroundthere's people letting me down
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♪ And everywhere that I goeverybody's in the know ♪
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[man] Copy that. Could someonetell Susan she has visitors?
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[mellow bossa nova music]
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Hi, honey.
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- What are you doing here?
- You look good.
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What are you doing here? I'm working.
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Yeah, I know. Um...
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We hit a little snag.
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You want money.
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Why are you being like that?
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- You don't want money?
- Yeah, I want money,
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but there's no reason
to be cruel and weird about it.
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- I am not being cruel and weird.
- Yeah, you are.
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You're being cruel and weird
and making me feel like shit.
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You know what?
I can't do this right now.
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- Neither can I.
- Fine. Then leave.
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- Fine, I will. Thanks.
- Fine.
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Are you coming
to the show tonight, or...?
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Will junkie slut be coming?
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No, as a matter of fact,
Jennifer won't be joining us.
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We left her in Montreal.
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Maybe I'll come. Where are the rest
of the retards, anyway?
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Your friend with the headset
said that they could...
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- Hi, Susan!
- Hi, Susan!
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Hi, Susan.
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They're really hungry, what with us
having no money and all, but it's cool.
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You're working, and I should go anyways.
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- [man] OK, let's get first team in
- I gotta go.
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OK. It's OK.
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There's about a hundred bucks
in my purse in my room. Just take it.
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- I'm ashamed.
- Yeah, you should be.
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- OK.
- And Joey?
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Yeah?
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Put me on the list tonight.
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I... I will. For sure.
OK. I gotta go.
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[woman] Final touches!
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[rock music]
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[bass out of time]
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- That sounds super.
- We cool?
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- No, but thanks anyway.
- [Jennifer] That sounded like shit.
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Jennifer?
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Well, you look... different.
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I'm not different.
I'm the exact same person.
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No, I just meant, like,
your hair and your...
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Nope. No, I'm the same old Jennifer.
Nothing different here.
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OK. How'd you get here?
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- I hitched a ride with The Itchies.
- Where are they?
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Oh, they should be here soon.
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Unless something terrible
happens to them.
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- What?
- They said they couldn't make it.
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OK, I don't understand.
They drove you from Montreal to Toronto
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- and then decided not to play?
- Yeah, they're totally crazy.
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- Who cares? They totally suck!
- Welcome back, Jen.
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You were missed.
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You look different.
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[bird squawks]
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- Eddie Van Helsig!
- Where's Queeny?
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[snarls]
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Soon it will be dark again.
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Kill me.
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It doesn't have to be like this.
You can be saved.
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Just tell me where the queen is,
and I'll let you live.
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You can't save me, vampire hunter.
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You couldn't even save your own woman.
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Burn in hell, Nosferatu.
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There has to be some mistake.
I'm the singer's girlfriend.
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- Sure you are.
- What's that supposed to mean?
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It means ten bucks.
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- Look...
- Are you that girl from Space Ralders?
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- Yes.
- You can totally afford ten bucks.
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The money goes to the band.
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Let me in the fucking club.
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[♪ Going Nowhere]
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♪ Don't know how to begin
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♪ Open road is closing in
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♪ We're getting farfrom where we've been
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♪ And where we're going
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♪ And where we going anyway?
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♪ Don't know how to explain
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♪ Open road, expectlng rain
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♪ We're gettlng far from where we came
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♪ And where we're going
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♪ And where we going anyway?
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- ♪ Going nowhere
- ♪ Going nowhere
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♪ Coming down
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- ♪ Going nowhere
- ♪ Going nowhere
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♪ Coming down ♪
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[♪ Robert Johnson: Crossroads]
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♪ I went to the crossroads
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♪ Fell down on my knees
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♪ I went to the crossroads...
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Hi, Joey.
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You! What the hell are you doing here?
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Wait... What the hell am I doing here?
Where the hell are we, man?
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Well, clearly,
we are at a crossroads in your life.
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- What?
- We don't have a lot of time. No.
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You don't have a lot of time.
I, on the other hand, have lots.
245
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:38,719
That's great. Um...
How do I get outta here?
246
00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:40,972
You have a decision to make,
a tough one.
247
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:45,226
But I think if you look all around you,
the answer's right in front of you.
248
00:18:45,393 --> 00:18:47,603
Who are you?
My fairy godmother from hell?
249
00:18:47,812 --> 00:18:51,564
No, it's not who I am, it's who you are.
250
00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:57,821
Who are you, man?
What the hell's goin' on?
251
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,491
Who are you?!
252
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,075
I am Hugo!
253
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:06,036
Hugo! Ah, shit, my head!
254
00:19:06,203 --> 00:19:08,664
- Yeah, Susan hit you with a bottle.
- She what?
255
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:13,752
- Hey, he's alive!
- What the hell was that?
256
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,297
- What?
- Whoa. She clocked you pretty hard.
257
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:18,548
- You been out for a while.
- I have?
258
00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:22,635
Did you notice anything different
about tonight's performance?
259
00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:26,014
- What do you mean?
- Jennifer. Did you see that?
260
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:30,184
Sorry, Tyler. I'm distracted by my
girlfriend throwing a beer bottle at me.
261
00:19:30,351 --> 00:19:32,811
I think it's pretty safe
to call her your ex-girlfriend now.
262
00:19:32,978 --> 00:19:34,688
I'm talking about Jennifer.
263
00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:39,526
- Agh! What the hell?
- How ya doin', guys? Nice set.
264
00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:41,987
- Thanks.
- What's with the flashlight?
265
00:19:42,154 --> 00:19:45,032
- Keeps the dark away.
- [Tyler] At least you're not a cop.
266
00:19:45,198 --> 00:19:46,741
Are you afraid of the dark?
267
00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:50,161
We should all be afraid of darkness.
268
00:19:50,328 --> 00:19:53,914
I am afraid of spiders.
They are... no good.
269
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:59,253
Um... I really like your bass player.
Is she around?
270
00:19:59,462 --> 00:20:01,588
- Haven't seen her. Where is Jennifer?
- I don't know.
271
00:20:01,796 --> 00:20:04,549
- She said she was really hungry.
- She went to get something to eat.
272
00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:08,219
Shit. I didn't wanna hear that!
273
00:20:08,428 --> 00:20:11,848
- Oh, God...
- That was weird.
274
00:20:12,057 --> 00:20:14,935
I'm telling you, man, something
really strange happened tonight.
275
00:20:15,101 --> 00:20:17,394
- What?
- People were really receptive.
276
00:20:17,561 --> 00:20:19,146
That's not so strange, Tyler.
277
00:20:19,313 --> 00:20:21,690
I've been trying to channel all that
shit in my life into our shows...
278
00:20:21,899 --> 00:20:26,362
Not to you, to Jennifer.
You were unconscious at the time.
279
00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:28,572
We got an encore!
280
00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:30,324
- We did?
- Yeah!
281
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:34,243
Things are finally starting to work
for us, man. I cannot wait for Buffalo!
282
00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:37,205
- Oh, Buffalo.
- No.
283
00:20:37,372 --> 00:20:39,916
- I promised Beef one more show.
- Goddamn it!
284
00:20:40,124 --> 00:20:41,542
- Hey.
- What?
285
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:45,629
- Find Jennifer. Now.
- What...?
286
00:20:45,796 --> 00:20:47,589
God!
287
00:20:54,972 --> 00:20:58,642
[woman on radlo] ♪ Try as I might
288
00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:03,229
♪ Shadows are forming
289
00:21:03,437 --> 00:21:05,147
♪ Night after night
290
00:21:05,356 --> 00:21:08,359
♪ What can I do?
291
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,406
♪ Baby, when you come home
292
00:21:14,572 --> 00:21:19,953
♪ l'm never gonna let you leave me alone
293
00:21:20,787 --> 00:21:23,456
♪ Without my man
294
00:21:24,582 --> 00:21:28,753
♪ But Lord knows I'm doin'
295
00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:31,880
♪ The best I can
296
00:21:39,305 --> 00:21:41,974
♪ I know my man
297
00:21:42,141 --> 00:21:47,103
♪ Works for a livlng
298
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:49,314
♪ I know my man
299
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,483
♪ He works for me
300
00:21:55,278 --> 00:21:58,614
♪ I know I will
301
00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:02,034
♪ Always forgive him
302
00:22:03,327 --> 00:22:08,373
♪ All I can say, all I can see
303
00:22:11,293 --> 00:22:14,295
♪ Baby, when you come home
304
00:22:14,503 --> 00:22:19,634
♪ l'm never gonna let you leave me alone
305
00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:24,221
♪ Without my man
306
00:22:24,388 --> 00:22:28,558
♪ But Lord knows I'm doin'
307
00:22:28,725 --> 00:22:32,938
♪ The best I can
308
00:22:33,104 --> 00:22:35,565
♪ l'm still alone
309
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:39,903
♪ Without my man
310
00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:43,656
♪ But Lord knows I'm doin'... ♪
311
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,371
[groans]
312
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,003
♪ Change has come
313
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:04,592
♪ Change with me
314
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:12,849
♪ Whatever's meant to be will be
315
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:22,943
♪ Whatever's meant to be will be ♪
316
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,072
♪ Hey, little glrl
317
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:33,244
♪ You're all right
318
00:23:42,627 --> 00:23:45,171
♪ lf one of us goes further
319
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:50,427
♪ We ain't never gonna make itMake it back
320
00:23:50,635 --> 00:23:53,805
♪ Yeah, baby
321
00:23:54,014 --> 00:23:56,974
♪ lf one of us goes further
322
00:23:57,141 --> 00:24:01,770
♪ We ain't never gonna make itMake it back
323
00:24:01,937 --> 00:24:04,815
♪ Yeah, sugar ♪
324
00:24:04,982 --> 00:24:07,276
Hey, we got ten comments
on the website.
325
00:24:07,443 --> 00:24:10,111
- Really? What do they say?
- They're from the Toronto show.
326
00:24:10,278 --> 00:24:13,531
Bob779, he says
the bass player is totally hot.
327
00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:16,117
Hey, well, that's positive.
328
00:24:16,284 --> 00:24:19,287
- Hey, they're all about Jennifer.
- All of them?
329
00:24:19,454 --> 00:24:20,830
No, there's one about you here.
330
00:24:20,997 --> 00:24:25,375
"The lead singer of The Winners should
step down and let the real star..."
331
00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:28,337
- Yeah, I get it. That's good.
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
332
00:24:28,503 --> 00:24:31,173
That's perfect. We're not gonna get
across the border with a junkie.
333
00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:34,426
- Everyone be cool. We're here.
- We're going to the jail.
334
00:24:34,593 --> 00:24:36,303
Shut up.
335
00:24:45,478 --> 00:24:47,355
Good afternoon, sir. How are you?
336
00:24:47,563 --> 00:24:49,357
Pull it over to the side, please, sir.
337
00:24:49,523 --> 00:24:53,443
- Certainly. Is there some sort of...?
- Are you deaf? Pull it over now!
338
00:25:14,838 --> 00:25:16,548
Leave 'em for me.
339
00:25:30,436 --> 00:25:31,437
[hums]
340
00:25:45,993 --> 00:25:47,452
Passports.
341
00:25:55,793 --> 00:25:58,629
OK...
342
00:26:01,090 --> 00:26:03,301
Well, girlies...
343
00:26:04,844 --> 00:26:07,929
- ...any drugs in the vehicle?
- No. None.
344
00:26:09,764 --> 00:26:12,934
What about you, miss?
What's your citizenship?
345
00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:16,605
- We're Canadian. She's an American.
- Am I speaking to you?
346
00:26:16,771 --> 00:26:18,815
No. No, sir.
347
00:26:19,941 --> 00:26:21,984
- Miss?
- [deep voice] American.
348
00:26:24,778 --> 00:26:27,323
Are you under the influence
of any narcotics, miss?
349
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,201
Huh?
350
00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,955
You wanna lose the glasses?
351
00:26:35,122 --> 00:26:37,665
I, uh... I'm a bit...
I'm sensitive to the light.
352
00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:41,836
I had a bit too much to drink
at the gig last night.
353
00:26:42,003 --> 00:26:43,421
Gig?
354
00:26:44,547 --> 00:26:46,674
- Are you in a band?
- Yeah.
355
00:26:46,883 --> 00:26:48,676
Sweet! I used to play in a band.
356
00:26:48,885 --> 00:26:52,220
Really? What kind of stuff did you...?
357
00:26:56,224 --> 00:26:58,101
Takes me back.
358
00:26:58,268 --> 00:27:00,228
Rock on, dudes. Have a good one.
359
00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:02,981
Thank you.
360
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,877
Morning, sir. Citizenship?
361
00:27:26,086 --> 00:27:27,254
American.
362
00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:29,714
What was the purpose
of your trip to Canada?
363
00:27:29,923 --> 00:27:31,967
[groans]
364
00:27:33,093 --> 00:27:36,512
- Hunting.
- Any weapons in the vehicle, sir?
365
00:27:36,679 --> 00:27:40,266
Oh, yeah, yeah. Lots of weapons.
366
00:27:41,517 --> 00:27:43,227
Welcome home.
367
00:27:43,936 --> 00:27:46,397
[Jennifer] I just need something
to calm my stomach.
368
00:27:46,605 --> 00:27:48,982
[Joey] Yeah,
we're gonna miss sound check.
369
00:27:49,148 --> 00:27:51,109
[Hugo] I have to make pee.
370
00:28:03,662 --> 00:28:05,706
[♪ Moonlight Sonata]
371
00:28:22,221 --> 00:28:23,222
[music stops abruptly]
372
00:28:23,431 --> 00:28:25,474
Hey, I have to make pee.
373
00:28:29,228 --> 00:28:30,855
Here you go.
374
00:28:31,022 --> 00:28:33,231
[♪ Moonlight Sonata]
375
00:28:49,121 --> 00:28:50,372
How you doin'?
376
00:28:50,581 --> 00:28:52,708
I'm thirsty.
377
00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:55,628
Maybe I can buy you a drink.
378
00:28:55,794 --> 00:28:57,838
I get off at 4am.
379
00:29:00,507 --> 00:29:02,133
I'm thirsty now.
380
00:29:06,930 --> 00:29:09,057
Well, I got a drink right here.
381
00:29:09,265 --> 00:29:11,142
You want a suck?
382
00:29:12,352 --> 00:29:13,895
Yeah.
383
00:29:15,563 --> 00:29:17,356
Yeah, I do.
384
00:29:18,899 --> 00:29:20,609
[heavy rock music]
385
00:29:34,664 --> 00:29:37,124
It's notjust me, man.
Everyone hates Buffalo.
386
00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,877
- What's bad about playing in Buffalo?
- The Secretaries.
387
00:29:40,086 --> 00:29:42,463
- Who?
- The Secretaries of Steak.
388
00:29:42,630 --> 00:29:44,590
You wanna play Buffalo,
you open for The Secretaries.
389
00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:47,968
- And they're bad?
- Yes, but that's not why we hate them.
390
00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:49,678
Their fans are rabid.
391
00:29:49,844 --> 00:29:53,181
They pelt the opening act
with an assortment of raw meats.
392
00:29:53,348 --> 00:29:57,102
Meat? Like...
like real, really real meat?
393
00:29:57,269 --> 00:30:01,021
Yeah, like real, raw, bloody meat.
394
00:30:15,243 --> 00:30:16,619
It's not what it looks like.
395
00:30:17,537 --> 00:30:21,207
- Don't be scared.
- You drank the guy!
396
00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:24,419
I know. Hugo, I'm sick.
397
00:30:24,586 --> 00:30:27,046
I have a sickness. I can't help myself.
398
00:30:27,213 --> 00:30:29,089
You have to help me, Hugo.
399
00:30:29,256 --> 00:30:30,591
Help you what?!
400
00:30:30,757 --> 00:30:32,968
I need you to dismember this body
and hide it.
401
00:30:34,177 --> 00:30:35,971
[thud]
402
00:30:38,724 --> 00:30:40,517
OK, this is stupid. Where are they?
403
00:30:40,726 --> 00:30:43,603
- Maybe there's a line.
- There's no other cars!
404
00:30:49,275 --> 00:30:54,238
Hey. I had a dream
you were like a monster!
405
00:30:54,447 --> 00:30:55,823
Monster?
406
00:30:55,990 --> 00:30:58,658
Hugo, that's silly. I'm not a monster.
407
00:31:01,286 --> 00:31:04,873
[deep voice] I'm your master,
and you have a lot of cleaning up to do.
408
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,833
Quol?
409
00:31:08,418 --> 00:31:09,794
[yells]
410
00:31:09,961 --> 00:31:11,421
Stop screaming!
411
00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:13,881
You're going to eat Hugo?
412
00:31:14,048 --> 00:31:17,468
No. No, I'm not. I'm not gonna eat Hugo.
413
00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:21,096
I'm gonna help Hugo,
and Hugo is gonna help me.
414
00:31:21,305 --> 00:31:23,766
Listen, it'll be fun, OK?
415
00:31:23,974 --> 00:31:26,518
And then, if you do a good job,
416
00:31:26,727 --> 00:31:29,020
I'll make you an immortal
at the end of the tour.
417
00:31:29,229 --> 00:31:33,149
You mean, like,
Hugo will live forever?
418
00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:35,401
Or Hugo will die in five seconds.
419
00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:39,906
I'm going to need my hacksaw.
420
00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:41,532
I brought it.
421
00:31:41,741 --> 00:31:43,450
Oh.
422
00:31:44,493 --> 00:31:48,163
OK, that's it. I'm going in there.
423
00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:50,123
[Jennifer] Hey, guys.
424
00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:52,960
All right.
425
00:31:53,168 --> 00:31:56,921
Here's your sandwich,
426
00:31:57,129 --> 00:31:59,340
yourjuice,
427
00:31:59,549 --> 00:32:02,802
your chips and Pepsi.
428
00:32:03,010 --> 00:32:05,304
Wow! You're feeling better.
429
00:32:05,471 --> 00:32:08,474
Yeah, I had some antacid.
It calmed my stomach down.
430
00:32:08,683 --> 00:32:10,810
That's a relief. Where's Hugo?
431
00:32:10,977 --> 00:32:13,353
He'll be out in a second.
He got a nosebleed.
432
00:32:13,562 --> 00:32:15,355
Hugo doesn't do drugs.
433
00:32:15,564 --> 00:32:17,691
Dry climate in Buffalo.
434
00:32:22,862 --> 00:32:25,615
- We need to go.
- Quite a nosebleed. You OK there, bud?
435
00:32:25,781 --> 00:32:29,285
- Everything's normal.
- Good enough for me. Let's go.
436
00:32:36,917 --> 00:32:40,004
This is Rockin'Roger,and you're listening to KCUS.
437
00:32:40,212 --> 00:32:43,464
Touch yourself,
touch your friends, but...
438
00:32:43,631 --> 00:32:45,508
...don't touch that dial.
439
00:32:45,842 --> 00:32:48,303
[♪ Still Bleeding]
440
00:32:51,014 --> 00:32:53,391
Yeah!
441
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,642
Yeah!
442
00:32:55,809 --> 00:33:00,606
All rise for The Secretaries of Steak!
443
00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:16,537
♪ I said war, not the war in my head
444
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:23,336
♪ Who will be held accountablefor the dead?
445
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:27,964
♪ And why must I be paid to kill
446
00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:30,050
♪ And sin?
447
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,969
♪ As I slash his throat against my will
448
00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:38,600
♪ Out he froze his lifeGod chose it
449
00:33:38,807 --> 00:33:43,604
♪ l'm inside of this lonely grave
450
00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:48,651
♪ And no one was savedAnd still I bleed
451
00:33:48,817 --> 00:33:51,278
♪ And still I bleed
452
00:33:51,445 --> 00:33:53,905
♪ And still I bleed
453
00:33:54,113 --> 00:33:57,200
♪ And still I bleed ♪
454
00:34:03,122 --> 00:34:05,333
Why do they throw meat?
455
00:34:12,839 --> 00:34:16,677
They're all about Jennifer again.
They say she's mesmerising.
456
00:34:16,843 --> 00:34:20,430
What, we got 40 hits on the website
and they're all about Jennifer?
457
00:34:20,597 --> 00:34:23,766
That's 'cause she's totally hot,
and you totally suck.
458
00:34:24,976 --> 00:34:27,103
Why do they throw meat?
459
00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:31,023
Hugo! Roll another.
I'm approaching enlightenment.
460
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:33,734
We are without papers.
461
00:34:33,943 --> 00:34:36,153
Jennifer has the papers.
462
00:34:36,487 --> 00:34:38,446
[heavy rock music]
463
00:34:40,699 --> 00:34:42,033
I'll go get 'em.
464
00:34:45,203 --> 00:34:46,454
No! I'll go.
465
00:34:46,621 --> 00:34:50,125
No, dude, I am the biggest fucking
rock star in Buffalo. Chicks dig me.
466
00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:52,918
- I'll go.
- No, but I know where they are, so...
467
00:34:53,085 --> 00:34:54,795
[heavy rock music]
468
00:34:55,004 --> 00:34:58,340
- I should just probably go myself?
- What's the problem, Frenchie?
469
00:34:58,549 --> 00:35:01,010
- What did you call me?
- Frenchie.
470
00:35:01,176 --> 00:35:04,513
Little Frenchie don't speak-a da
English, Frenchie?
471
00:35:06,222 --> 00:35:09,225
- Have a nice time.
- I will, you bitch.
472
00:35:12,061 --> 00:35:13,313
Douche.
473
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:15,523
[heavy rock music]
474
00:35:23,363 --> 00:35:26,783
- Hello, angel.
- You wanna come inside?
475
00:35:31,246 --> 00:35:33,123
As long as you're on the pill.
476
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:39,545
Well, hello.
477
00:35:43,132 --> 00:35:45,968
Oh, my God, you smell so good.
478
00:35:46,135 --> 00:35:48,262
It's about fuckin' time someone noticed.
479
00:35:49,096 --> 00:35:51,556
You know what?
I taste really good, too.
480
00:35:51,765 --> 00:35:54,059
- Really?
- Yeah.
481
00:35:55,310 --> 00:35:56,937
You wanna meet Baby Beef?
482
00:36:03,526 --> 00:36:04,777
[screaming]
483
00:36:04,985 --> 00:36:08,322
- What the hell was that?
- Television! It was television.
484
00:36:08,531 --> 00:36:12,034
Hey, assholes!
Turn down your damn television!
485
00:36:12,243 --> 00:36:14,912
Hey, Hugo! You wanna take it easy?
486
00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:17,206
[Tyler] What were you talking about?
Stopping?
487
00:36:17,414 --> 00:36:19,874
- What?
- Stopping her?
488
00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:22,460
Oh, yeah, OK.
We're stopping at Victor's.
489
00:36:22,627 --> 00:36:25,547
- Nice!
- We need to record some new material.
490
00:36:25,713 --> 00:36:30,677
This showcase gig is gonna have a lot
of industry insiders and A&R guys...
491
00:36:30,885 --> 00:36:32,387
Jennifer's got a new song.
492
00:36:32,554 --> 00:36:34,429
Yeah, I'm working on something.
493
00:36:34,596 --> 00:36:38,350
Wow. You won't even listen to it.
Who are you, Prince?
494
00:36:38,517 --> 00:36:40,727
No, I'm just saying
that I write the songs.
495
00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:43,564
- And how's that been working for us?
- What the hell does that mean?
496
00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:46,733
- I'm gonna go check on those papers.
- It means maybe it's time to give
497
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,484
someone else a shot.
498
00:36:48,651 --> 00:36:51,112
Why are you so obsessed
with Jennifer all of a sudden?
499
00:36:51,279 --> 00:36:54,365
- Can't you see what's going on here?
- I think I see what's going on here.
500
00:36:54,532 --> 00:36:57,493
- I think you're in love with her.
- Me? That's stupid!
501
00:36:57,660 --> 00:37:00,121
- But it's true.
- Shut up!
502
00:37:00,329 --> 00:37:02,790
- But it's so obvious.
- What's obvious?
503
00:37:02,957 --> 00:37:05,625
I love Jennifer? Are you
completely out of your fucking mind?
504
00:37:05,792 --> 00:37:09,713
Maybe I'm crazy, or maybe I'm just high,
but as of right now,
505
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,550
nothing seems certain except
for the fact that you love Jennifer.
506
00:37:13,758 --> 00:37:16,845
Joey still loves Jennifer,
and Hugo loves Jennifer.
507
00:37:18,095 --> 00:37:20,472
Oh, my God, I'm in love with Jennifer.
508
00:37:21,515 --> 00:37:23,142
I don't know whether
it's 'cause she's hot
509
00:37:23,309 --> 00:37:25,769
or maybe it's 'cause
she's the only girl around.
510
00:37:25,936 --> 00:37:29,440
But... either way, I'm totally smitten.
511
00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:32,650
- Let's order some more food.
- Yeah.
512
00:37:35,528 --> 00:37:38,948
- Jesus!
- Beef had to go home.
513
00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:41,034
Hugo. Hugo!
514
00:37:42,911 --> 00:37:45,872
- Where'd all that blood come from?
- From the show.
515
00:37:46,039 --> 00:37:50,292
Hugo, you just left here clean and you
come back covered in mystery blood.
516
00:37:50,459 --> 00:37:52,169
Wanna tell me what the fuck is going on?
517
00:37:52,377 --> 00:37:54,504
You're stoned?
518
00:37:54,671 --> 00:37:55,923
Bye-bye.
519
00:37:58,175 --> 00:38:01,677
What are we smoking, PCP?
520
00:38:18,568 --> 00:38:18,860
- Hey. Hey!
- [buzzing]
521
00:38:18,944 --> 00:38:20,403
- Hey. Hey!
- [buzzing]
522
00:38:20,570 --> 00:38:22,364
Hey...
523
00:38:27,702 --> 00:38:30,372
Hey. Hello, my friend.
524
00:38:30,539 --> 00:38:34,208
You are my friend.
You! You are my friend.
525
00:38:43,926 --> 00:38:45,510
Stop crying! I'm trying to eat!
526
00:38:45,677 --> 00:38:48,137
All right, what the hell is going...?
527
00:38:51,808 --> 00:38:54,519
- It's not what it looks like.
- You ate Beef!
528
00:38:57,021 --> 00:39:00,858
- [deep voice] Everyone be cool.
- OK, we've definitely smoked PCP.
529
00:39:01,024 --> 00:39:04,111
- I can explain.
- You can explain
530
00:39:04,319 --> 00:39:07,573
- why you're chewing on a severed arm?
- Don't be such a drama queen.
531
00:39:07,781 --> 00:39:10,450
Drama queen? You killed someone!
532
00:39:10,617 --> 00:39:15,663
Whoa. Hey, now. Everybody just chill
a second. Nobody killed anybody.
533
00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:19,500
It's PCP! We're just bad trippin'
is all. Right, Jenny?
534
00:39:20,376 --> 00:39:22,336
No, this is real.
535
00:39:23,588 --> 00:39:25,798
And you had Hugo
cover your tracks as usual.
536
00:39:25,965 --> 00:39:29,885
And you're an insensitive asshole
who only cares about himself as usual!
537
00:39:30,093 --> 00:39:31,970
Do you think I want to be
in this situation?
538
00:39:32,178 --> 00:39:33,972
You think I know who
the hell you are any more?
539
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:37,142
- Nobody likes a judge.
- Yeah, no one likes a vampire, either.
540
00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:39,603
- Screw you, Joey!
- Screw me? Screw me?
541
00:39:39,769 --> 00:39:42,439
- You're out of the band, Jennifer!
- She's kind of the best thing
542
00:39:42,606 --> 00:39:44,565
- about this band right now.
- Tyler...
543
00:39:44,732 --> 00:39:47,026
I'm just saying,
maybe you should sleep on it.
544
00:39:47,234 --> 00:39:50,738
Oh, my God, you really ate Beef.
This is really happening.
545
00:39:53,199 --> 00:39:54,992
It's really happening.
546
00:40:05,126 --> 00:40:08,046
OK. Well, we have to call the cops.
547
00:40:08,213 --> 00:40:11,382
Who are you?
No one's calling the cops.
548
00:40:11,549 --> 00:40:13,926
We're still a band,
not a bunch of narcs!
549
00:40:14,134 --> 00:40:17,054
- There's a dead body in the bathtub.
- What are you gonna tell them?
550
00:40:17,221 --> 00:40:21,141
"Our bass player's a vampire, she just
ate the most popular band in Buffalo"?
551
00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:23,810
- They'll lock you up!
- What happens on the road
552
00:40:24,019 --> 00:40:27,522
- stays on the road.
- Just shut up, OK? Let me think.
553
00:40:27,730 --> 00:40:31,484
- Do you have vampire powers?
- Yes.
554
00:40:31,651 --> 00:40:33,694
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
555
00:40:34,445 --> 00:40:38,991
I'm super fast, super strong and I can
talk to other vampires with my mind.
556
00:40:39,158 --> 00:40:42,410
- Plus, I can turn into fog.
- Get out!
557
00:40:43,662 --> 00:40:46,831
- She ate The Itchies.
- You ate The Itchies?
558
00:40:46,998 --> 00:40:49,668
- Holy shit, Jennifer!
- I can explain.
559
00:40:49,834 --> 00:40:51,294
How?
560
00:40:51,503 --> 00:40:55,090
I have a problem,
but I'm still the same person inside.
561
00:40:55,257 --> 00:40:56,882
I'm still the same girl.
562
00:40:57,049 --> 00:40:59,009
I need help.
563
00:40:59,218 --> 00:41:00,594
I need you guys.
564
00:41:02,888 --> 00:41:04,932
[buzzing]
565
00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,262
All right,
I know it's been a long night.
566
00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:49,640
But if we're still playing this showcase
gig, we need to set some ground rules.
567
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,685
- OK.
- What kind of ground rules?
568
00:41:52,852 --> 00:41:55,604
Rule number one: under no circumstances
569
00:41:55,770 --> 00:41:58,607
may you make any other member
of this band into a vampire.
570
00:41:58,773 --> 00:42:02,277
- She promised me immortality.
- Yeah. Life's about disappointment.
571
00:42:02,444 --> 00:42:04,988
- Rule number one's bullshit!
- OK, Hugo...
572
00:42:06,031 --> 00:42:08,742
Rule number two: no more killing,
all right?
573
00:42:08,909 --> 00:42:12,995
If you need blood, we'll... We'll pull
over and you can suck on a cow.
574
00:42:13,162 --> 00:42:15,372
- Will that work?
- It's a deal-breaker, OK?
575
00:42:15,581 --> 00:42:18,209
No more mur... No more murders.
576
00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:21,462
All right, fine. I'll try cow blood.
It might work.
577
00:42:21,629 --> 00:42:24,422
Might work.
Didn't think to try it first, just...
578
00:42:24,589 --> 00:42:26,007
You're judging again.
579
00:42:26,758 --> 00:42:30,261
Rule number three:
Total honesty from this point on.
580
00:42:30,470 --> 00:42:33,640
- No more secrets.
- You mean like Jeff quitting?
581
00:42:33,806 --> 00:42:35,433
Jeff quit?
582
00:42:37,227 --> 00:42:40,562
Yeah, Jeff quit, OK? I lied.
But it was for the good of the band.
583
00:42:40,729 --> 00:42:44,233
Jeff quit? Well, what about
our big industry insider show,
584
00:42:44,399 --> 00:42:48,237
with all the movers and shakers?
Why are we even bothering to go?
585
00:42:49,404 --> 00:42:52,074
I don't know any more.
586
00:42:52,241 --> 00:42:55,576
Lighten up, man. We'll go.
587
00:42:55,785 --> 00:42:58,329
It's not like anyone
has anything else to do.
588
00:42:58,496 --> 00:43:01,207
Besides, people are starting
to show up at these gigs.
589
00:43:01,374 --> 00:43:04,544
I mean, this vampire thing
might even help us.
590
00:43:06,045 --> 00:43:09,464
- Can you wash your hands?
- I did.
591
00:43:09,631 --> 00:43:11,007
Again?
592
00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:18,056
This is the Rockin' Roger Morning Show,
late-night edition.
593
00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:20,433
Right now,
I'd like to thank our sponsors:
594
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,477
Sex, drugs and rock and roll.
595
00:43:25,312 --> 00:43:26,564
Me likey.
596
00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:30,693
♪ She almost left town yesterday
597
00:43:33,070 --> 00:43:36,407
♪ She had everything she would say
598
00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:42,495
♪ About all the things I've done wrong
599
00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:48,835
♪ How they just made her strong
600
00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:56,133
♪ I almost killed you last nightShe said
601
00:43:57,342 --> 00:44:02,389
♪ I almost killed you last nightDead
602
00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:06,684
♪ I almost ended your life
603
00:44:06,893 --> 00:44:10,229
♪ It was so close it hurts
604
00:44:13,232 --> 00:44:16,235
♪ So close it hurts
605
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,659
♪ She always stood up for herself
606
00:44:27,412 --> 00:44:30,749
♪ She'd never been anywhere else
607
00:44:33,752 --> 00:44:36,629
♪ Everybody told her to leave
608
00:44:40,007 --> 00:44:42,635
♪ But somehow no one believed
609
00:44:43,761 --> 00:44:45,221
♪ And she said
610
00:44:45,387 --> 00:44:50,183
♪ I almost killed you last nightShe said...
611
00:44:52,810 --> 00:44:56,064
So, what took you guys so long tonight?
612
00:44:57,815 --> 00:45:00,818
We loaded the gear
and then Hugo wanted to stop for tacos.
613
00:45:02,028 --> 00:45:04,489
- Tacos?
- Tacos.
614
00:45:04,697 --> 00:45:07,574
- Tacos.
- Yep.
615
00:45:08,617 --> 00:45:10,911
So you didn't eat anyone, then?
616
00:45:11,078 --> 00:45:13,205
- No.
- You sure?
617
00:45:13,413 --> 00:45:17,084
- I did not eat anyone.
- All right. Good.
618
00:45:19,335 --> 00:45:21,295
Does Victor know we're coming?
619
00:45:21,462 --> 00:45:23,589
If he knew, he'd say come back
when we have money.
620
00:45:23,756 --> 00:45:25,716
What makes you think he's
not gonna say that anyways?
621
00:45:25,883 --> 00:45:28,553
I'm trying to avoid
thinking at this point.
622
00:45:29,846 --> 00:45:31,556
Joey...
623
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,224
...I'm sorry.
624
00:45:35,350 --> 00:45:37,644
I'm sorry, too, OK?
625
00:45:37,811 --> 00:45:40,564
Tyler says you got a new song.
626
00:45:40,730 --> 00:45:42,941
Yeah.
627
00:45:44,192 --> 00:45:47,279
- You sure you didn't eat anyone?
- For Christ's sake!
628
00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:49,321
I'm just asking.
629
00:45:50,447 --> 00:45:54,201
Maybe when we get to Victor's,
we'll try your song.
630
00:45:54,368 --> 00:45:56,495
Mine's a...
631
00:45:56,662 --> 00:45:58,455
Mine sucks.
632
00:45:58,622 --> 00:46:00,583
OK, cool.
633
00:46:02,084 --> 00:46:04,752
But I'm still the leader of the band.
634
00:46:04,919 --> 00:46:06,087
Aye-aye, captain.
635
00:46:06,254 --> 00:46:08,715
♪ So close it hurts ♪
636
00:46:37,116 --> 00:46:40,536
- It doesn't look like anyone's home.
- He's always home.
637
00:46:47,167 --> 00:46:49,127
Joey Winner.
638
00:46:49,294 --> 00:46:52,464
- Hi, Victor.
- You bring money?
639
00:46:52,672 --> 00:46:55,050
Uh, yeah. Um...
640
00:46:55,884 --> 00:46:59,471
We just did one song, and I
thought we'd split the publishing 50/50.
641
00:46:59,638 --> 00:47:02,306
Oh, yeah. Fifty per cent of nothing.
642
00:47:02,473 --> 00:47:04,934
[laughs]
643
00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:06,477
Who the fuck are you?
644
00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:10,814
That's... that's Sam.
He's our new drummer.
645
00:47:12,316 --> 00:47:15,194
- You a cop?
- No. I... I like your records.
646
00:47:15,361 --> 00:47:17,153
Oh, yeah? Blow me.
647
00:47:18,571 --> 00:47:20,865
[laughs]
648
00:47:21,074 --> 00:47:25,203
Get outta here. Relax, man!
It's a joke. It's a joke!
649
00:47:29,499 --> 00:47:32,751
- What did you do?
- Nothing.
650
00:47:35,295 --> 00:47:38,549
This is a recording studio?
And what is with that computer?
651
00:47:38,757 --> 00:47:43,303
Is that a Commodore 64? My cellphone
has more memory than that piece of shit.
652
00:47:43,470 --> 00:47:44,555
What?
653
00:47:44,721 --> 00:47:49,183
- Oh! You OK, man?
- Yes, I am OK.
654
00:47:49,392 --> 00:47:51,602
Hugo is always OK.
655
00:47:51,811 --> 00:47:54,981
Fix that shit, pack that gear,
656
00:47:55,148 --> 00:47:57,525
- hide all those...
- [Joey] Hugo.
657
00:47:58,192 --> 00:48:00,068
Don't worry about Hugo.
658
00:48:04,489 --> 00:48:07,325
All right, let's power this baby up.
659
00:48:10,996 --> 00:48:12,706
Wow.
660
00:48:12,873 --> 00:48:15,166
It's alive.
661
00:48:15,332 --> 00:48:17,877
- What's the song called?
- I Was A Fool.
662
00:48:18,043 --> 00:48:19,753
You were, baby.
663
00:48:21,505 --> 00:48:23,132
We're rollin'!
664
00:48:33,850 --> 00:48:36,227
♪ I was a fool
665
00:48:36,436 --> 00:48:39,230
♪ And I believed
666
00:48:39,397 --> 00:48:42,192
♪ There was nothing
667
00:48:42,358 --> 00:48:44,818
♪ Left for me
668
00:48:45,027 --> 00:48:47,905
♪ Like every fool
669
00:48:48,071 --> 00:48:50,782
♪ I couldn't see
670
00:48:50,949 --> 00:48:53,869
♪ The wondrous beauty
671
00:48:54,036 --> 00:48:56,872
♪ For the beast
672
00:48:57,039 --> 00:49:02,543
♪ I was a fool
673
00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:05,588
♪ I was a fool
674
00:49:05,755 --> 00:49:08,633
♪ And I believed
675
00:49:08,799 --> 00:49:14,262
♪ There was no one there for me
676
00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:16,806
♪ I guess that it's true
677
00:49:16,973 --> 00:49:20,393
♪ There cannot be
678
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:25,607
♪ One as blind as one will not see
679
00:49:25,774 --> 00:49:31,862
♪ I was a fool
680
00:49:32,029 --> 00:49:35,032
♪ I was a fool
681
00:49:35,199 --> 00:49:39,036
♪ And I believed
682
00:49:39,245 --> 00:49:42,205
♪ The reason stars
683
00:49:42,372 --> 00:49:44,749
♪ Come out at night
684
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:47,502
♪ The reason birds
685
00:49:47,669 --> 00:49:50,463
♪ Fly in the sky
686
00:49:50,630 --> 00:49:53,508
♪ ls the reason you
687
00:49:53,675 --> 00:49:56,219
♪ And the reason I
688
00:49:56,386 --> 00:49:59,388
♪ Can dream
689
00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:03,934
♪ I dream ♪
690
00:50:04,101 --> 00:50:07,187
So how long has she been a bloodsucker?
691
00:50:07,354 --> 00:50:09,398
Uh, what?
692
00:50:09,565 --> 00:50:12,233
You know, Québécois Nosferatu.
693
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,736
A vampire, dill weed. How long?
694
00:50:15,945 --> 00:50:19,198
- How did you, um...?
- I've been around, son.
695
00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:22,034
About a week.
696
00:50:22,243 --> 00:50:25,830
- Are you sleeping with one eye open?
- It's not like that.
697
00:50:26,037 --> 00:50:31,084
Dude, let me tell you what I've learned
in my many, many travels.
698
00:50:31,293 --> 00:50:35,755
Always use a condom,
and never trust a goddamn vampire.
699
00:50:35,922 --> 00:50:39,009
Yeah, it's actually
been going really good for me.
700
00:50:39,176 --> 00:50:40,885
The audiences
are responding for a change.
701
00:50:41,093 --> 00:50:43,846
They don't give a shit about your band.
702
00:50:44,013 --> 00:50:45,973
They're there for the freak show.
703
00:50:46,182 --> 00:50:48,851
You got a vampire
on the stage, you idiot.
704
00:50:49,018 --> 00:50:51,479
This'll end bad for you.
705
00:51:01,654 --> 00:51:03,948
- Come on.
- No!
706
00:51:04,157 --> 00:51:06,451
Do you have any idea
how much shit I'd get in?
707
00:51:06,659 --> 00:51:09,120
- Who's gonna know?
- Tyler!
708
00:51:09,329 --> 00:51:13,248
- I always share with you.
- This is a little different.
709
00:51:15,292 --> 00:51:17,503
When do I ask you for anything?
710
00:51:19,963 --> 00:51:21,590
Please?
711
00:51:22,633 --> 00:51:24,425
Look, it's just till New York.
712
00:51:24,592 --> 00:51:27,929
- What happens in New York?
- CMJ.
713
00:51:28,095 --> 00:51:31,432
- So?
- So I got a showcase gig
714
00:51:31,641 --> 00:51:34,101
with a lot of industry insiders
and A&R guys.
715
00:51:34,268 --> 00:51:37,063
Jeff set this whole thing up.
716
00:51:37,230 --> 00:51:40,482
First of all, Jeff is a weasel.
717
00:51:40,690 --> 00:51:44,361
And, dude, bein' famous
ain't all it's cracked up to be.
718
00:51:44,528 --> 00:51:46,822
You can't go to a movie,
can't go to a bar,
719
00:51:47,030 --> 00:51:50,450
cops arrest you,
ask for your autograph.
720
00:51:50,659 --> 00:51:53,911
- It's bullshit.
- It's not about being famous.
721
00:51:54,078 --> 00:51:55,329
Then what's it about?
722
00:51:58,082 --> 00:51:59,667
I don't know.
723
00:52:00,459 --> 00:52:04,129
You don't know,
but you're ready to go to hell for it.
724
00:52:04,338 --> 00:52:07,508
This tour's my last chance.
I'm not giving up.
725
00:52:07,716 --> 00:52:10,969
You don't have to give up.
Just kick the vampire out of the band.
726
00:52:11,136 --> 00:52:12,762
But she's helping us, not hurting us.
727
00:52:12,971 --> 00:52:15,181
Maybe it ain't worth it.
728
00:52:16,891 --> 00:52:18,935
Well, what do you want me to say?
729
00:52:19,144 --> 00:52:22,147
That I'm a hack? That without
my vampire no one would give a shit?
730
00:52:22,355 --> 00:52:26,108
Fine, I'm a hack. You know?
But this hack has a hot band right now.
731
00:52:26,275 --> 00:52:27,985
Remember what that felt like?
It's been a while,
732
00:52:28,193 --> 00:52:31,697
but it feels a lot better
than dismal failure.
733
00:52:31,905 --> 00:52:33,157
[sighs]
734
00:52:33,323 --> 00:52:34,658
You're not a hack.
735
00:52:35,826 --> 00:52:38,119
- Thanks.
- You're a poser,
736
00:52:38,286 --> 00:52:40,496
wanker, dick.
737
00:52:40,705 --> 00:52:43,791
Now, take your vampire and go.
738
00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:46,085
What, you're kicking me out?
739
00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:50,673
You got your song. Studio's closed.
740
00:52:52,215 --> 00:52:54,926
- Thanks.
- Forever.
741
00:52:57,262 --> 00:52:58,889
All right.
742
00:53:12,109 --> 00:53:15,029
- What?
- You look different.
743
00:53:15,196 --> 00:53:19,992
Oh, yeah? When are you noticing
what I look like? Maybe I'm just tired.
744
00:53:22,744 --> 00:53:25,914
Maybe you need to recharge.
You want a sandwich?
745
00:53:26,789 --> 00:53:29,793
No, no. I'm not hungry.
746
00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:34,547
- When was the last time you ate?
- What are you, my mom?
747
00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:40,594
- Feedl
- [yells]
748
00:53:40,803 --> 00:53:43,889
- What?
- Nothing.
749
00:53:48,310 --> 00:53:49,478
[yells]
750
00:53:49,686 --> 00:53:52,855
- What?
- Nothing.
751
00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,609
[♪ David Bowie: Here Comes the Night]
752
00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:00,196
♪ Here comes the night
753
00:54:00,363 --> 00:54:03,115
♪ Here it comes
754
00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:06,076
♪ Here comes the night
755
00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:10,831
♪ Yeah, here comes the night
756
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,128
- ♪ Oh, yeah
- ♪ Here comes the night...
757
00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:24,051
- You're so beautiful!
- Thanks. Excuse me.
758
00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:26,512
Wait.
759
00:54:30,099 --> 00:54:33,185
I have magic pills. Take them.
760
00:54:33,352 --> 00:54:35,895
It's OK. It's really not my thing.
761
00:54:36,062 --> 00:54:39,649
Please! These are my eyes!
762
00:54:41,943 --> 00:54:43,486
[sighs] OK.
763
00:54:45,989 --> 00:54:48,366
Now, get out of here
before I bite your face off.
764
00:54:49,616 --> 00:54:50,993
So beautiful!
765
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,168
You're so beautiful!
766
00:55:00,752 --> 00:55:02,796
[whimpers]
767
00:55:08,176 --> 00:55:10,219
You look pale.
768
00:55:10,386 --> 00:55:13,306
No, it's... I'm nervous. That's all.
769
00:55:13,473 --> 00:55:14,474
You're nervous.
770
00:55:14,682 --> 00:55:15,933
- Mm-hm.
- Uh-huh.
771
00:55:16,142 --> 00:55:18,602
- And nervous makes you pale?
- Yeah.
772
00:55:18,768 --> 00:55:22,189
- I see.
- Joey, Jeff is here.
773
00:55:22,397 --> 00:55:25,150
- What? Where?
- In the club.
774
00:55:25,317 --> 00:55:28,487
Susan is here also, I think.
I think they might be here together.
775
00:55:30,030 --> 00:55:31,031
Bullshit.
776
00:55:32,157 --> 00:55:34,700
Yes, I'm Hugo the liar.
777
00:55:34,909 --> 00:55:36,410
This is what I do with my time,
778
00:55:36,577 --> 00:55:39,914
because I don't have enough shit to do
around here with the gear and the car
779
00:55:40,122 --> 00:55:42,666
- that never works and the bodies...
- All right!
780
00:55:45,252 --> 00:55:47,045
I just had some cow.
781
00:55:47,253 --> 00:55:50,048
- Speaking of which, Susan's here.
- Yeah, I heard.
782
00:55:51,841 --> 00:55:53,802
Hugo, do you have a pick?
783
00:55:54,010 --> 00:55:55,887
I gave it to you already.
784
00:56:08,106 --> 00:56:09,441
Hey, guys.
785
00:56:09,608 --> 00:56:12,361
Hey, Joey! How's it goin'?
786
00:56:12,528 --> 00:56:15,072
Super. You guys just
in the neighbourhood, or...?
787
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,406
We're not sleeping together,
if that's what you mean.
788
00:56:17,615 --> 00:56:20,701
No, that's not what I meant, but wow.
789
00:56:20,868 --> 00:56:24,914
- Yeah, we're just buds.
- Terrific.
790
00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:27,750
- Bullshit. We're all grown-ups here.
- Yeah, we are.
791
00:56:28,835 --> 00:56:31,128
I'm glad you feel that way
about it, 'cause guess what?
792
00:56:31,336 --> 00:56:33,463
- What?
- I got you a one-hour interview
793
00:56:33,672 --> 00:56:36,216
on the Rockin' Roger Show
tomorrow morning.
794
00:56:36,383 --> 00:56:38,927
- Oh, yeah?
- You guys are blowing up, man.
795
00:56:39,094 --> 00:56:42,597
- And you're sleeping with Susan.
- Not if that bothers you.
796
00:56:42,764 --> 00:56:44,641
- Yeah, it really does.
- OK.
797
00:56:44,808 --> 00:56:47,726
- We're done.
- What?!
798
00:56:49,812 --> 00:56:51,939
Well, screw you!
799
00:56:54,275 --> 00:56:58,279
Not any more, man.
See, all your dreams are comin' true.
800
00:57:03,950 --> 00:57:08,997
So it's really nice
to be back here in... Pennsylvania!
801
00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:15,210
- You OK?
- Yeah, I got a headache.
802
00:57:15,377 --> 00:57:17,421
Jeff got us on
Rockin' Roger tomorrow morning.
803
00:57:17,629 --> 00:57:19,423
Amazing!
804
00:57:19,590 --> 00:57:22,134
Hugo, do we have any aspirin?
805
00:57:22,301 --> 00:57:24,261
We are out.
806
00:57:24,470 --> 00:57:27,806
- I have been in much pain.
- Great.
807
00:57:27,973 --> 00:57:29,057
Hugo...
808
00:57:30,433 --> 00:57:31,893
What do you call this?
809
00:57:32,059 --> 00:57:34,729
- Wait!
- What?
810
00:57:35,396 --> 00:57:36,397
Nothing!
811
00:57:36,606 --> 00:57:39,442
You are listening to KCUS,
and if it's good,
812
00:57:39,609 --> 00:57:42,361
it must be Rockin' Roger...
[deep voice] ..on the radio.
813
00:57:42,528 --> 00:57:44,988
[♪ This is Your Brain on Drugs]
814
00:57:53,538 --> 00:57:59,001
♪ It's really niceto hear your voice again
815
00:57:59,168 --> 00:58:02,421
♪ It's really nice to hear you breathe
816
00:58:04,757 --> 00:58:09,136
♪ I can't take it for another minute
817
00:58:09,345 --> 00:58:13,807
♪ When you're down on your knees
818
00:58:15,475 --> 00:58:17,769
♪ This is your brain
819
00:58:17,977 --> 00:58:20,647
♪ This is your brain
820
00:58:20,814 --> 00:58:25,110
♪ This is your brain on drugs
821
00:58:38,122 --> 00:58:43,417
♪ It's really nice of youto fuck me over
822
00:58:43,584 --> 00:58:47,338
♪ It's really nice of you to leave
823
00:58:49,048 --> 00:58:53,511
♪ I can't take it with a spoon of sugar
824
00:58:53,719 --> 00:58:59,975
♪ When you're down on your knees, yeah
825
00:59:00,142 --> 00:59:02,018
♪ This is your brain
826
00:59:02,185 --> 00:59:05,188
♪ This is your brain
827
00:59:05,355 --> 00:59:09,359
♪ This is your brain on drugs ♪
828
00:59:16,407 --> 00:59:17,658
You treacherous bitch.
829
00:59:17,825 --> 00:59:21,745
- Take it down a couple of notches.
- And you. You take Sam down with you?
830
00:59:21,912 --> 00:59:23,497
- Sam's a big boy.
- I don't need people
831
00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:26,916
- to make my decisions for me.
- Yeah, you do! You're a drummer!
832
00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:31,129
- It was a mistake.
- Mistake. You broke rule number one!
833
00:59:31,296 --> 00:59:34,048
Why not me? Why not Hugo?
834
00:59:34,215 --> 00:59:37,469
- Can you undo it?
- No.
835
00:59:38,261 --> 00:59:40,929
That's great. That's just perfect.
836
00:59:41,096 --> 00:59:42,723
How come they're not sick in the sun?
837
00:59:42,890 --> 00:59:46,643
- We didn't feed.
- Feed? Feed?
838
00:59:46,810 --> 00:59:49,271
- I'm sorry.
- Look, cow blood, Joey.
839
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,274
- I swear, man, that's all I'm after.
- Shut up!
840
00:59:52,441 --> 00:59:55,610
Say what you want,
the audience dug the vampire shit.
841
00:59:55,818 --> 00:59:58,196
- Totally.
- They...? That's great. Totally.
842
00:59:58,362 --> 00:59:59,989
[banging on door]
843
01:00:00,198 --> 01:00:03,534
No! There's something bad
on the other side of that door.
844
01:00:03,743 --> 01:00:06,412
No. All the bad's in here with me.
845
01:00:06,579 --> 01:00:07,747
Let's go now.
846
01:00:11,792 --> 01:00:13,668
[coughs]
847
01:00:14,503 --> 01:00:16,213
What the hell?
848
01:00:18,089 --> 01:00:20,801
- Where's the rest of the band?
- They just left.
849
01:00:20,967 --> 01:00:22,594
Listen, you little punk.
850
01:00:22,761 --> 01:00:25,137
You tell your friends
that I'm onto them.
851
01:00:25,304 --> 01:00:27,848
You tell 'em that Eddie
is coming after them.
852
01:00:28,015 --> 01:00:29,558
Sure thing, Eddie. Got it.
853
01:00:29,725 --> 01:00:31,602
Eddie. Eddie!
854
01:00:37,149 --> 01:00:38,734
Thanks for nothing, Hugo.
855
01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:40,276
He was scary!
856
01:00:40,443 --> 01:00:45,406
- You're supposed to watch the door.
- I know. I'm supposed to do everything.
857
01:00:46,116 --> 01:00:48,576
This is Rockin' Roger
on The Rockin' Roger Morning Show,
858
01:00:48,743 --> 01:00:51,496
and I am sitting here with The Winners.
859
01:00:51,663 --> 01:00:54,331
Now, what kind of name
is that, anyway?
860
01:00:54,498 --> 01:00:56,208
Uh, it's ironic.
861
01:00:56,375 --> 01:01:00,045
Whoa! Big word. Pace yourself, Einstein.
862
01:01:00,212 --> 01:01:03,549
Try to breathe. Now, you all
have been around for a while,
863
01:01:03,715 --> 01:01:06,969
and I've heard there's quite a bit of
hype around your show at the festival.
864
01:01:07,136 --> 01:01:09,679
Yes. We're very excited about it.
865
01:01:09,887 --> 01:01:13,057
I can tell.
It's coming off you in waves.
866
01:01:13,266 --> 01:01:15,476
Now, I've been lookin' at you
and I been thinking to myself,
867
01:01:15,643 --> 01:01:19,230
"Rockin' Roger, this group looks neat."
868
01:01:19,397 --> 01:01:21,441
That's the word I'd use.
You look neat.
869
01:01:21,607 --> 01:01:26,153
And for all you people out there in
radioland, this band is the real deal.
870
01:01:26,361 --> 01:01:31,741
They've got that whole sex,
drugs and rock 'n' roll look down.
871
01:01:31,908 --> 01:01:34,911
Son, are you wearing pancake,
872
01:01:35,078 --> 01:01:37,621
or are you actually that pale?
873
01:01:37,830 --> 01:01:39,248
He looks like a statue.
874
01:01:39,415 --> 01:01:43,627
- What?
- Wow! All that and brains, too, huh?
875
01:01:43,794 --> 01:01:46,005
You all just released a single.
What is it?
876
01:01:46,172 --> 01:01:49,925
- It's called Suck.
- I've heard it. It does.
877
01:01:50,092 --> 01:01:53,595
Oh! Rockin' Roger on the radio
comin' right to you live!
878
01:01:53,762 --> 01:01:57,265
Did you just say our song
sucked on the radio?
879
01:01:57,474 --> 01:01:59,851
No! I said it on television.
880
01:02:00,018 --> 01:02:02,979
- We've hidden the cameras.
- What cameras?
881
01:02:04,189 --> 01:02:07,357
Kids, you all have
to lay off the drugs, OK?
882
01:02:07,524 --> 01:02:10,194
This is not rocket science,
what we're doin' here.
883
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,322
They're only questions.
And like my mama used to say,
884
01:02:13,489 --> 01:02:17,951
"It's only rock 'n' roll,
but I like it!"
885
01:02:18,118 --> 01:02:20,871
- Say it again.
- Say what?
886
01:02:21,038 --> 01:02:22,747
- Hey. Be cool.
- No, no.
887
01:02:22,914 --> 01:02:24,874
Do something you're good at.
888
01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:26,667
Like sucking! Ooh!
889
01:02:26,834 --> 01:02:28,544
Gotcha two times, Rockin' Roger!
890
01:02:28,711 --> 01:02:31,172
And what's up with the make-up, anyway?
891
01:02:31,339 --> 01:02:34,842
We're not wearing make-up, asshole.
[deep voice] We're vampires.
892
01:02:35,009 --> 01:02:36,885
[heavy rock music]
893
01:02:38,011 --> 01:02:40,055
[screamlng on radio]
894
01:02:44,643 --> 01:02:48,063
[Joey] You assholes You just atethe only guy playing our record.
895
01:03:02,034 --> 01:03:04,911
- That was amazing!
- What?
896
01:03:05,078 --> 01:03:07,539
That was hilarious!
897
01:03:07,747 --> 01:03:09,874
Every rock station in the country
has picked up the single.
898
01:03:10,083 --> 01:03:12,794
Every label in the country
is coming to the show.
899
01:03:12,961 --> 01:03:14,921
- Really?
- Yeah, you guys are gonna be famous.
900
01:03:15,130 --> 01:03:17,674
This is, like, the most famous
radio stunt since Orson Welles.
901
01:03:17,882 --> 01:03:20,092
Jeff, it wasn't a stunt. OK?
902
01:03:22,761 --> 01:03:25,848
Who cares, man? It doesn't matter.
We're still gonna be rich!
903
01:03:26,014 --> 01:03:28,308
Hugo, would you please
check the website?
904
01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:34,064
- We did get some hits.
- We got some hits?
905
01:03:34,272 --> 01:03:38,526
- How many hits did we get, Hugo?
- 1,604,000.
906
01:03:38,693 --> 01:03:42,530
Yes, 1,604,000!
907
01:03:42,738 --> 01:03:45,741
Jeff, they killed Rockin' Roger on air.
908
01:03:45,908 --> 01:03:47,326
We're all goin' to jail.
909
01:03:47,493 --> 01:03:50,370
Hey, Joey, why don't you
let me worry about that, OK?
910
01:03:50,537 --> 01:03:52,747
Why don't you guys
just get ready to rock?
911
01:03:54,207 --> 01:03:55,709
[phone rlngs]
912
01:03:56,418 --> 01:03:59,421
OK, I gotta take this. But if anyone
asks you what happened to Rockin' Roger,
913
01:03:59,588 --> 01:04:01,715
you just tell them we cannot comment
at this time. All right?
914
01:04:01,923 --> 01:04:05,426
We'll just keep it rollin' that way.
Just keep rollin'. This is all good. OK.
915
01:04:05,593 --> 01:04:07,219
Konnlchlwa. Uh-huh.
916
01:04:07,386 --> 01:04:10,973
- Did he just say we're gonna be famous?
- Yes.
917
01:04:11,807 --> 01:04:13,267
I gotta go call my mom.
918
01:04:15,269 --> 01:04:18,188
[♪ The Moog: You Raised a Vampire]
919
01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:20,231
♪ You raised a vampire
920
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,526
♪ You raised a vampire
921
01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:26,738
♪ You raised a vampire
922
01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:29,032
♪ You raised a vampire
923
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:30,784
♪ Ohi Ohi Ohi
924
01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:33,160
♪ You raised a vampire
925
01:04:33,327 --> 01:04:35,454
♪ You raised a vampire
926
01:04:35,662 --> 01:04:37,206
♪ Ohi Ohi Ohi ♪
927
01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:42,419
What's with the flashlight?
928
01:04:44,421 --> 01:04:46,548
I don't like talking about it.
929
01:04:50,218 --> 01:04:52,428
I'm afraid of the dark.
930
01:04:53,387 --> 01:04:56,641
Cool. I'm afraid of confined spaces
and water fountains.
931
01:04:56,808 --> 01:04:58,392
Yeah.
932
01:04:58,559 --> 01:05:00,186
Um...
933
01:05:00,394 --> 01:05:03,146
- Will you let me in?
- Yeah. Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
934
01:05:03,313 --> 01:05:04,898
Great.
935
01:05:06,483 --> 01:05:08,527
- Nice talkin' to ya.
- Yeah.
936
01:05:08,693 --> 01:05:11,571
- It's very confined in there. Yeah.
- All right.
937
01:05:16,909 --> 01:05:19,787
- How much time?
- Five minutes.
938
01:05:23,124 --> 01:05:25,418
You can't go on like that.
939
01:05:25,584 --> 01:05:28,671
You... I know what you are.
You're a goddamn vampire.
940
01:05:28,879 --> 01:05:32,632
- You say that like it's a bad thing.
- You did this.
941
01:05:32,799 --> 01:05:35,718
- All this is because of you.
- I did nothing.
942
01:05:35,885 --> 01:05:37,512
I was working the bar that night.
943
01:05:37,679 --> 01:05:40,223
You're the one that let your girlfriend
go home with a vampire.
944
01:05:40,390 --> 01:05:44,227
- She's my ex-girlfriend, OK?
- I can read your mind, remember?
945
01:05:44,394 --> 01:05:46,770
- Piss off.
- What are you so angry about?
946
01:05:46,979 --> 01:05:49,898
You got your industry
inside showcase gig.
947
01:05:50,065 --> 01:05:53,152
You seem to be the only one
that's not enjoying it.
948
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,070
It's complicated.
949
01:05:55,237 --> 01:05:58,323
Hey, all you have to do
is live your dream.
950
01:05:58,532 --> 01:06:01,200
Go rock and roll. Go kick some ass.
951
01:06:01,367 --> 01:06:03,244
- I will. I'm just, uh...
- Scared.
952
01:06:03,453 --> 01:06:05,997
Yeah. I'm scared, all right? You happy?
953
01:06:06,164 --> 01:06:09,584
I am not happy. I am vampire.
954
01:06:09,751 --> 01:06:12,754
I'm only happy when something dies.
955
01:06:12,962 --> 01:06:14,755
Is that supposed
to make me feel better?
956
01:06:14,921 --> 01:06:18,091
Look, the band goes on
with you or without you, Joey.
957
01:06:18,300 --> 01:06:20,969
Vampires are ultimately cool.
958
01:06:21,136 --> 01:06:23,805
- It's my band!
- It was your band.
959
01:06:23,972 --> 01:06:26,099
Now you have to make a decision.
960
01:06:26,308 --> 01:06:28,685
You can take that road to obscurity,
961
01:06:28,894 --> 01:06:31,353
or you can join us
962
01:06:31,562 --> 01:06:34,982
and never be afraid
of anything else ever again.
963
01:06:46,117 --> 01:06:47,619
I want to join the band.
964
01:06:48,369 --> 01:06:49,621
Uh...
965
01:06:49,788 --> 01:06:52,624
- It's your band.
- No.
966
01:06:54,167 --> 01:06:55,668
I wanna join the band.
967
01:06:55,835 --> 01:06:58,462
- What? No.
- Just do it.
968
01:06:58,629 --> 01:06:59,630
- No, I won't.
- Do it!
969
01:06:59,838 --> 01:07:01,381
- No!
- I need it.
970
01:07:01,548 --> 01:07:05,219
- You don't know what you're asking.
- I'm asking you to help me.
971
01:07:05,427 --> 01:07:09,348
- I don't want you to do it.
- Yeah, you do.
972
01:07:17,855 --> 01:07:19,732
I'm sorry.
973
01:07:38,667 --> 01:07:40,710
♪ She's a nightmare
974
01:07:41,795 --> 01:07:44,713
♪ You know, a devil may care
975
01:07:45,423 --> 01:07:49,802
♪ She's a nowhereI wanna be infidelity
976
01:07:49,969 --> 01:07:52,972
♪ Taste that biteThe girl's all right
977
01:07:53,139 --> 01:07:56,891
- ♪ She sucks
- ♪ All night
978
01:07:57,100 --> 01:08:00,353
♪ All night
979
01:08:00,562 --> 01:08:03,982
♪ All night
980
01:08:04,190 --> 01:08:07,360
♪ Looks in the mirrorShe's outta sight, all right
981
01:08:12,865 --> 01:08:14,825
♪ She's a bad girl
982
01:08:16,243 --> 01:08:18,871
- ♪ She's a bad, bad girl
- Oh, my God.
983
01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:22,666
♪ She's a whole world unto herself
984
01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:24,376
♪ Bad for your health
985
01:08:24,543 --> 01:08:26,919
♪ Taste that biteThe girl's all right...
986
01:08:27,086 --> 01:08:30,423
Get that guy! He's selling drugs!
987
01:08:31,758 --> 01:08:36,721
What? Hey, man, come on, man!
You don't understand! Wait a minute!
988
01:08:38,306 --> 01:08:41,892
♪ Looks in the mirrorShe's outta sight, all right ♪
989
01:08:58,866 --> 01:09:00,493
- [deep voice] We rocked!
- [deep voice] Yeah.
990
01:09:00,659 --> 01:09:02,536
[deep voice]
Yeah. Felt good, didn't it, Joey?
991
01:09:02,745 --> 01:09:04,872
Yeah. It felt pretty...
992
01:09:12,128 --> 01:09:14,923
- You OK?
- Try some groupie!
993
01:09:16,049 --> 01:09:19,302
- I need some air.
- You just need to feed. Trust me.
994
01:09:19,511 --> 01:09:21,721
Excuse me one second.
995
01:09:22,430 --> 01:09:24,015
Joey.
996
01:09:30,354 --> 01:09:32,564
That was quite the performance.
997
01:09:32,773 --> 01:09:35,150
Hey, man, you should've
told me you were coming.
998
01:09:35,359 --> 01:09:37,486
I would've put you
on the list or something.
999
01:09:37,694 --> 01:09:41,114
Yeah, right. So how does it feel?
1000
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,825
Feels good, yeah.
Jeff says we're gonna be huge.
1001
01:09:43,991 --> 01:09:46,285
Mm.
1002
01:09:46,494 --> 01:09:49,831
- No one likes a judge.
- Hey, I didn't say anything.
1003
01:09:50,039 --> 01:09:53,000
I just wanted to see
what all the fuss was about.
1004
01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:56,336
Yeah, well, good. Now you saw.
1005
01:09:56,503 --> 01:09:58,547
- Are you OK?
- [deep voice] Don't touch me!
1006
01:09:58,713 --> 01:10:01,007
Whoa, take it easy.
1007
01:10:02,050 --> 01:10:04,344
Sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm...
1008
01:10:04,553 --> 01:10:07,431
- I'm not feelin' good, you know?
- You're a big rock star
1009
01:10:07,597 --> 01:10:09,974
with a big problem now. How cliché.
1010
01:10:10,182 --> 01:10:11,767
You should just leave me alone.
1011
01:10:11,934 --> 01:10:15,438
I told you this would happen.
You wouldn't listen.
1012
01:10:15,646 --> 01:10:18,607
- Just go.
- Or what, vampire boy?
1013
01:10:18,774 --> 01:10:20,735
- You gonna eat...?
- Leave me alone!
1014
01:10:25,196 --> 01:10:26,990
Wanker.
1015
01:10:30,201 --> 01:10:31,453
Oh, sh...
1016
01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:34,998
Oh, shit! I'm sorry.
1017
01:10:35,165 --> 01:10:38,584
Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1018
01:10:44,089 --> 01:10:46,133
Hey, great show, guys.
1019
01:10:46,884 --> 01:10:49,553
Hey, where's... where's Joey?
1020
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:53,639
Oh, hey! You're still with us.
How's it going?
1021
01:10:53,806 --> 01:10:56,100
Hey, I'm Jeff. I manage the band.
1022
01:11:01,064 --> 01:11:03,524
Looks like someone's been drinking.
1023
01:11:03,691 --> 01:11:05,485
I killed Victor.
1024
01:11:05,693 --> 01:11:08,945
- You did what?
- I didn't mean to.
1025
01:11:09,154 --> 01:11:11,031
- Itjust happened.
- [Tyler] It's an accident.
1026
01:11:11,239 --> 01:11:13,200
What happens on the road
stays on the road.
1027
01:11:13,366 --> 01:11:16,787
- I killed him.
- It's OK. It's not your fault.
1028
01:11:16,995 --> 01:11:18,789
How am I gonna look at myself
in the mirror again?
1029
01:11:18,955 --> 01:11:22,625
- You can't. You're a vampire.
- Yeah, you just gotta suck it up.
1030
01:11:25,461 --> 01:11:27,755
Hey, I understand.
1031
01:11:27,963 --> 01:11:30,174
You're feelin' blue about eating a dude.
1032
01:11:30,382 --> 01:11:33,010
But it's no reason
to ruin everybody's night, Joey.
1033
01:11:33,177 --> 01:11:35,471
[Tyler] Jeff's right. We're vampires.
Shit happens.
1034
01:11:35,679 --> 01:11:38,848
- [Sam] You'll get used to it.
- [Jennifer] Sorry. I tried to warn you.
1035
01:11:39,015 --> 01:11:41,810
[Jeff] Look on the bright side.
You're gonna be a star,
1036
01:11:41,976 --> 01:11:45,230
and if you want, you can dedicate
the album to the memory of Victor.
1037
01:11:45,438 --> 01:11:48,858
And as I understand it,
rock and roll never dies.
1038
01:11:52,152 --> 01:11:57,449
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you might
wanna stand back a little bit.
1039
01:11:57,616 --> 01:12:00,077
[Jeff] I swear to God
I know her from somewhere.
1040
01:12:03,497 --> 01:12:05,540
♪ Here comes success
1041
01:12:05,706 --> 01:12:07,667
♪ Here comes success
1042
01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,836
♪ Over my hill
1043
01:12:10,044 --> 01:12:12,088
♪ Over my hill
1044
01:12:12,255 --> 01:12:14,215
♪ Here comes success
1045
01:12:14,424 --> 01:12:16,384
♪ Here comes success
1046
01:12:16,592 --> 01:12:17,760
♪ Here comes my car ♪
1047
01:12:17,969 --> 01:12:21,638
- Don't sit there and be mad.
- I'm not mad.
1048
01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:23,056
I don't care any more.
1049
01:12:23,223 --> 01:12:26,226
So I killed a friend of the family.
1050
01:12:26,393 --> 01:12:28,937
Big deal. I'm an addict.
1051
01:12:29,104 --> 01:12:31,148
You gonna make me feel guilty
about it all night?
1052
01:12:31,314 --> 01:12:33,775
OK, Jen, we need to talk, OK?
1053
01:12:33,942 --> 01:12:38,404
- Oh. Sounds heavy.
- It's kinda heavy.
1054
01:12:38,571 --> 01:12:41,115
What if I told you
it didn't have to be like this?
1055
01:12:41,323 --> 01:12:43,868
Like what?
1056
01:12:44,034 --> 01:12:45,619
What if I told you
we could be human again?
1057
01:12:45,786 --> 01:12:49,038
Don't start with that shit.
We can't. We're dead.
1058
01:12:50,999 --> 01:12:52,500
Jen, be cool.
1059
01:12:53,585 --> 01:12:55,211
This is Eddie Van Helsig. He's a doctor.
1060
01:12:55,378 --> 01:12:57,505
Are you crazy? He's a vampire hunter!
1061
01:12:57,672 --> 01:13:02,552
- Would you just hear him out?
- I can make you human again.
1062
01:13:02,719 --> 01:13:04,178
You kill vampires.
1063
01:13:04,344 --> 01:13:06,805
Well, I'm offering them
1064
01:13:06,972 --> 01:13:09,600
the same choice as I'm offering you.
1065
01:13:10,684 --> 01:13:13,854
The one who made you,
the queen vampire?
1066
01:13:14,063 --> 01:13:16,607
It's his evil
that runs through your veins.
1067
01:13:16,774 --> 01:13:20,943
When he dies,
so, too, his evil virus dies within him.
1068
01:13:21,110 --> 01:13:23,071
No. He's too powerful.
1069
01:13:23,237 --> 01:13:26,115
Don't worry. I can kill him.
1070
01:13:27,617 --> 01:13:30,870
I just need you to distract him
until the dawn breaks.
1071
01:13:32,788 --> 01:13:34,748
You're so bumming me out right now.
1072
01:13:34,915 --> 01:13:36,875
Jen.
1073
01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:40,003
There's a reason
we can't see our reflections, OK?
1074
01:13:40,170 --> 01:13:42,130
We're turning into monsters.
1075
01:13:42,339 --> 01:13:45,675
Is that what you see
when you look at me? A monster?
1076
01:13:45,842 --> 01:13:48,844
No, but I don't see you any more.
1077
01:13:51,639 --> 01:13:53,265
If we're gonna do this...
1078
01:13:55,976 --> 01:13:58,354
...I want a commitment.
1079
01:13:58,521 --> 01:14:00,731
I want things to be different.
1080
01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:05,652
I will put us first before
everything else from now on, I promise.
1081
01:14:06,361 --> 01:14:08,071
- Garbage?
- I'll take it out.
1082
01:14:08,238 --> 01:14:09,697
- Toilet seat?
- Down.
1083
01:14:10,824 --> 01:14:12,784
Sex?
1084
01:14:13,243 --> 01:14:16,578
From now on,
you come first in everything.
1085
01:14:19,331 --> 01:14:21,792
OK. Let's kill the fucker.
1086
01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:25,879
♪ Please allow me to introduce myself
1087
01:14:26,046 --> 01:14:30,300
♪ l'm a man of wealth and taste
1088
01:14:31,217 --> 01:14:34,303
♪ l've been around for a long, long year
1089
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:38,224
♪ Stole many a man's soul and faith ♪
1090
01:14:39,058 --> 01:14:41,936
- I don't know about this.
- Listen, we have no choice, OK?
1091
01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:44,939
- Either way, we're dead.
- We always have a choice.
1092
01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:48,275
Maybe, seeing as I have no power,
I could wait in the car?
1093
01:14:48,483 --> 01:14:51,570
I started this. I'm finishing it.
1094
01:15:02,288 --> 01:15:04,248
What the hell are you guys doing?
1095
01:15:04,415 --> 01:15:06,542
The sun will be up soon.
1096
01:15:06,751 --> 01:15:09,295
Hey. Well,
1097
01:15:09,462 --> 01:15:11,589
we took this from a homeless guy.
1098
01:15:13,466 --> 01:15:16,801
And filled it with his blood.
You want a drink?
1099
01:15:18,136 --> 01:15:19,846
Come in.
1100
01:15:28,897 --> 01:15:31,648
This is good. Was he Italian?
1101
01:15:31,815 --> 01:15:34,026
He didn't scream with an accent.
1102
01:15:35,736 --> 01:15:37,780
You guys cool?
1103
01:15:37,946 --> 01:15:40,324
- Yeah, we're good.
- Fine.
1104
01:15:42,493 --> 01:15:46,162
- How's the new record coming?
- Good, good.
1105
01:15:46,329 --> 01:15:48,706
Well, it's... Tyler ate the engineer.
1106
01:15:48,915 --> 01:15:50,875
He was a dick.
1107
01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:53,086
What brings you around here?
1108
01:15:55,088 --> 01:15:59,299
We were just in the neighbourhood,
and we noticed how early it was getting.
1109
01:15:59,466 --> 01:16:01,510
- We were hoping...
- You need a place to crash?
1110
01:16:01,718 --> 01:16:03,678
If it's no trouble.
1111
01:16:03,845 --> 01:16:06,473
Ml casa su casa.
1112
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:09,017
- Thanks.
- Really nice of you.
1113
01:16:09,226 --> 01:16:10,811
- I don't know Spanish.
- Nice place.
1114
01:16:10,977 --> 01:16:13,521
Hey. You wanna hear a cool song?
1115
01:16:14,939 --> 01:16:16,107
Sure.
1116
01:16:16,273 --> 01:16:19,527
I wrote it, like, a hundred years ago,
1117
01:16:19,693 --> 01:16:22,947
and I just figured out
the middle eight.
1118
01:16:37,502 --> 01:16:40,171
You guys are acting funny.
1119
01:16:40,338 --> 01:16:41,881
I'm sensing something.
1120
01:16:42,048 --> 01:16:45,801
- No, just listening to the music.
- Yeah, it's a great song.
1121
01:16:46,009 --> 01:16:48,220
- It's good.
- Hundred years ago?
1122
01:16:48,429 --> 01:16:50,973
- That's way ahead of its time.
- Holds up.
1123
01:16:51,181 --> 01:16:52,433
I have to make a pee.
1124
01:16:52,641 --> 01:16:54,768
[growls]
1125
01:16:54,935 --> 01:16:56,437
Good for you.
1126
01:17:00,940 --> 01:17:03,901
- What's wrong with him?
- He's not feeling well.
1127
01:17:04,068 --> 01:17:06,362
- We're all going to die.
- Hugo...
1128
01:17:08,489 --> 01:17:10,366
Let him speak.
1129
01:17:11,992 --> 01:17:15,162
I'm... Sorry. Too scared. Can't speak.
1130
01:17:16,329 --> 01:17:18,457
What's he got to be scared about?
1131
01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:22,210
What's going on?
1132
01:17:22,919 --> 01:17:24,337
He's French-Canadian.
1133
01:17:25,797 --> 01:17:27,256
That's for giving me a dirty needle.
1134
01:17:27,423 --> 01:17:31,719
[deep sing-song voice]
You missed my heart.
1135
01:17:40,061 --> 01:17:41,561
I'm on your team.
1136
01:17:46,816 --> 01:17:49,361
This is how you repay me.
1137
01:17:49,527 --> 01:17:52,238
I gave you immortality.
1138
01:17:52,405 --> 01:17:56,325
I gave you a record deal.
1139
01:17:57,076 --> 01:18:00,245
- You killed our drummer!
- Drummers die.
1140
01:18:00,412 --> 01:18:01,497
But you...
1141
01:18:01,705 --> 01:18:04,708
Did you really think you could kill me?
1142
01:18:04,917 --> 01:18:09,046
You're a joke, a mere distraction.
1143
01:18:09,254 --> 01:18:11,547
That's all we were
supposed to be, asshole.
1144
01:18:11,714 --> 01:18:13,341
It's over.
1145
01:18:14,675 --> 01:18:16,969
Van Helsig.
1146
01:18:17,178 --> 01:18:18,888
You killed her.
1147
01:18:19,097 --> 01:18:22,100
Who? I kill a lot of people.
1148
01:18:22,308 --> 01:18:25,477
You killed...
1149
01:18:25,644 --> 01:18:29,564
...the most beautiful thing
in the whole world.
1150
01:18:29,773 --> 01:18:31,817
Did I?
1151
01:18:32,025 --> 01:18:35,862
One thing's for sure:
I'm going to kill you.
1152
01:18:39,949 --> 01:18:42,910
I'm not afraid of evil any longer.
1153
01:18:43,869 --> 01:18:45,996
I will have vengeance.
1154
01:18:46,163 --> 01:18:49,333
[Queeny] No, Eddie, you can't.
1155
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,001
I didn't kill her.
1156
01:18:51,168 --> 01:18:52,628
You're a liar!
1157
01:18:52,795 --> 01:18:54,129
- [gunshot]
- [Hugo yells]
1158
01:18:54,295 --> 01:18:59,175
My leg! You shot Hugo, you bastard!
1159
01:18:59,342 --> 01:19:01,302
[Queeny] I didn't kill her, Eddie.
1160
01:19:01,511 --> 01:19:04,681
I just freed her from you.
1161
01:19:04,889 --> 01:19:07,434
- [gunshot]
- [Hugo yells]
1162
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,602
- Why Hugo?
- Man, I'm sorry. I...
1163
01:19:10,769 --> 01:19:12,730
- I'm sorry, man.
- [Queeny] She's alive.
1164
01:19:12,896 --> 01:19:16,734
Well, I guess technically she's dead.
1165
01:19:16,942 --> 01:19:20,195
But she's dominating
the charts over in Japan.
1166
01:19:20,404 --> 01:19:22,197
Has been for 30 years.
1167
01:19:22,364 --> 01:19:24,574
- [gunshot]
- [Hugo] Goddamn dick!
1168
01:19:24,741 --> 01:19:27,452
Don't fire if you can't see!
1169
01:19:33,916 --> 01:19:35,418
It's true, Eddie.
1170
01:19:35,585 --> 01:19:37,128
Danielle?
1171
01:19:39,629 --> 01:19:41,423
You're alive?
1172
01:19:41,590 --> 01:19:43,216
And you're dead!
1173
01:19:45,552 --> 01:19:47,596
[heavy metal music]
1174
01:20:08,448 --> 01:20:11,451
- [groaning]
- [Tyler] Oh, shit!
1175
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:15,830
- Mother...!
- Christ!
1176
01:20:16,706 --> 01:20:17,957
[Jennifer] What's happening?
1177
01:20:18,124 --> 01:20:21,877
You're returning to what you were
before, out-of-work musicians.
1178
01:20:22,086 --> 01:20:25,339
You better hold still. It's gonna hurt.
1179
01:20:25,923 --> 01:20:27,633
Eddie?
1180
01:20:27,841 --> 01:20:29,551
I don't feel good.
1181
01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:34,431
Oh.
1182
01:20:34,598 --> 01:20:37,767
Oh, yes, you do.
1183
01:20:40,228 --> 01:20:42,855
- Jennifer?
- Yeah?
1184
01:20:43,022 --> 01:20:45,566
I'm sorry I called you a monster.
1185
01:20:45,775 --> 01:20:47,235
That's OK.
1186
01:20:47,402 --> 01:20:49,028
You also called her a treacherous bitch.
1187
01:20:49,195 --> 01:20:50,570
- Hugo.
- Can we talk about this later?
1188
01:20:50,737 --> 01:20:54,866
Yep, yep. Agh! Jesus Christ!
1189
01:20:59,496 --> 01:21:02,999
♪ And it brings backAnd it brings back
1190
01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:07,253
♪ Those old emotions ♪
1191
01:21:11,257 --> 01:21:13,801
- Did you have fun?
- Yeah, yeah.
1192
01:21:14,009 --> 01:21:16,762
Your mother's a very
competent charades player.
1193
01:21:16,929 --> 01:21:19,306
Yeah, she sure is.
1194
01:21:19,473 --> 01:21:21,933
It's great that we get
to see them so much more often now.
1195
01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:25,270
Yeah, it is. It's nice.
Everything's nice.
1196
01:21:26,354 --> 01:21:29,107
Do you... do you ever miss it?
1197
01:21:29,274 --> 01:21:32,694
I... I don't miss
being sick in the sunlight.
1198
01:21:32,861 --> 01:21:36,196
No, I meant playing in a band. Music?
1199
01:21:36,363 --> 01:21:39,324
Yeah. Sometimes.
1200
01:21:40,826 --> 01:21:44,163
- Screw it. We're better off.
- Way better off.
1201
01:21:45,372 --> 01:21:47,666
You ever look
into those pottery classes?
1202
01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,250
[thud]
1203
01:21:49,417 --> 01:21:51,210
- What's that?
- We got a flat.
1204
01:21:51,919 --> 01:21:53,463
Pull over.
1205
01:21:58,926 --> 01:22:00,803
Great.
1206
01:22:10,937 --> 01:22:12,564
What is it?
1207
01:22:12,773 --> 01:22:15,484
Nothing. I just, uh...
1208
01:22:15,650 --> 01:22:17,444
I'll get the jack.
1209
01:22:25,868 --> 01:22:29,038
Oh, shit! There's no spare.
1210
01:22:30,790 --> 01:22:34,542
- No.
- Can I be of some assistance?
1211
01:22:34,709 --> 01:22:38,713
- Nice outfits.
- Hey, we got a flat tyre.
1212
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:40,840
Yes, I see.
1213
01:22:41,007 --> 01:22:42,967
We don't have a spare.
Any way you can give us a ride?
1214
01:22:43,176 --> 01:22:46,513
- Well, of course.
- Jen! No.
1215
01:22:48,514 --> 01:22:49,932
Where's your car?
1216
01:22:50,641 --> 01:22:53,435
I have other means of transportation.
1217
01:22:53,602 --> 01:22:55,229
Tell me I'm dreaming.
1218
01:22:55,437 --> 01:22:57,064
Welcome to my nightmare:
1219
01:22:57,231 --> 01:23:00,192
Charades, matching sweaters,
pottery class.
1220
01:23:00,359 --> 01:23:03,611
No, this is over.
We killed the queen vampire.
1221
01:23:03,778 --> 01:23:07,448
No, you killed a 300-year-old vampire
named Queeny.
1222
01:23:07,657 --> 01:23:12,286
I'm from a much older breed.
What you kids call "old school".
1223
01:23:12,495 --> 01:23:14,956
- Are you gonna kill us?
- Totally.
1224
01:23:16,290 --> 01:23:18,500
- Just let her go, OK?
- Relax, Romeo.
1225
01:23:18,709 --> 01:23:21,253
I'm just here to set you free, again.
1226
01:23:22,045 --> 01:23:24,881
Hey, let's put
the old band back together.
1227
01:23:25,090 --> 01:23:27,134
We're gonna need a new drummer.
1228
01:23:28,093 --> 01:23:29,970
I know just the guy.
1229
01:23:30,971 --> 01:23:33,764
- Wait a second.
- Come on.
1230
01:23:36,142 --> 01:23:38,352
♪ L'm your lover
1231
01:23:38,561 --> 01:23:40,104
♪ l'm your brother
1232
01:23:40,271 --> 01:23:42,231
♪ l'm your killer
1233
01:23:42,398 --> 01:23:44,525
♪ l'm your friend
1234
01:23:44,692 --> 01:23:46,401
♪ l'm your teacher
1235
01:23:46,568 --> 01:23:48,528
♪ l'm your preacher
1236
01:23:48,737 --> 01:23:52,323
♪ l'm the reaper in the end...
1237
01:23:54,242 --> 01:23:56,619
It's over!
1238
01:23:56,786 --> 01:23:58,329
[man] Is that better?
1239
01:23:58,496 --> 01:24:01,999
I just fancy breaking out into song,
you know, right here, right now.
1240
01:24:02,166 --> 01:24:04,126
Why I'm the only one
who don't get a song?
1241
01:24:04,335 --> 01:24:06,378
[man] Ready, and...
1242
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:10,632
- ..frame.
- [sings] It's over!
1243
01:24:10,799 --> 01:24:12,760
Action.
1244
01:24:12,968 --> 01:24:14,136
It's over.
1245
01:24:14,345 --> 01:24:18,181
♪ L'm the reaper in the end
1246
01:24:18,389 --> 01:24:20,767
♪ Along came a spider
1247
01:24:22,518 --> 01:24:25,938
♪ Crept up beside her
1248
01:24:26,105 --> 01:24:30,567
♪ Spun his web deep lnside her
1249
01:24:30,734 --> 01:24:35,030
♪ My darkness will guide her
1250
01:24:35,405 --> 01:24:39,242
♪ I am the spider
1251
01:24:39,409 --> 01:24:43,246
♪ I am the spider
1252
01:24:43,455 --> 01:24:47,458
♪ I am the spider
1253
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:51,879
♪ I am the spider
1254
01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:01,513
♪ You're my sinner
1255
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:03,473
♪ You're my dinner
1256
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:05,558
♪ My llttle puppet
1257
01:25:05,725 --> 01:25:07,310
♪ Let's pretend
1258
01:25:07,477 --> 01:25:11,940
♪ You're the cure to my affliction
1259
01:25:12,148 --> 01:25:16,610
♪ My addiction till the end
1260
01:25:16,777 --> 01:25:20,698
♪ Along came a spider
1261
01:25:20,906 --> 01:25:24,326
♪ Crept up beside her
1262
01:25:24,535 --> 01:25:28,913
♪ Spun his web deep inside her
1263
01:25:29,122 --> 01:25:33,584
♪ My darkness will guide her
1264
01:25:33,751 --> 01:25:37,797
♪ I am the spider
1265
01:25:37,964 --> 01:25:41,968
♪ I am the spider
1266
01:25:42,135 --> 01:25:46,138
♪ I am the spider
1267
01:25:46,304 --> 01:25:50,392
♪ I am the spider
1268
01:25:51,727 --> 01:25:54,521
♪ I was born to this
1269
01:25:54,688 --> 01:25:57,523
♪ Not something to strive for
1270
01:25:57,690 --> 01:26:00,943
♪ Not something to even admire
1271
01:26:01,110 --> 01:26:03,070
♪ Unless, of course
1272
01:26:03,237 --> 01:26:06,741
♪ It's done with the greatest of taste
1273
01:26:06,907 --> 01:26:11,953
♪ Conviction and expertise
1274
01:26:13,705 --> 01:26:17,625
♪ I am the spider
1275
01:26:23,506 --> 01:26:25,884
♪ Along came a spider
1276
01:26:27,634 --> 01:26:31,055
♪ Crept up beside her
1277
01:26:31,221 --> 01:26:35,684
♪ Spun his web deep inside her
1278
01:26:35,851 --> 01:26:40,314
♪ My darkness will guide her
1279
01:26:40,522 --> 01:26:44,359
♪ I am the spider
1280
01:26:44,525 --> 01:26:48,363
♪ I am the spider
1281
01:26:48,571 --> 01:26:52,575
♪ I am the spider
1282
01:26:52,742 --> 01:26:56,995
♪ I am the spider ♪
1283
01:27:32,779 --> 01:27:35,240
[♪ Going Nowhere]
1284
01:27:42,246 --> 01:27:46,458
♪ Don't know how to begin
1285
01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:50,462
♪ Open road is closing ln
1286
01:27:50,671 --> 01:27:54,716
♪ We're getting farfrom where we've been
1287
01:27:54,882 --> 01:27:57,510
♪ And where we're going
1288
01:27:59,137 --> 01:28:03,683
♪ And where we going anyway?
1289
01:28:12,149 --> 01:28:16,445
♪ Don't know how to explain
1290
01:28:16,611 --> 01:28:20,449
♪ Open road, expecting rain
1291
01:28:20,657 --> 01:28:24,493
♪ We're getting far from where we came
1292
01:28:24,702 --> 01:28:29,248
♪ And where we're going
1293
01:28:29,415 --> 01:28:33,461
♪ And where we going anyway?
1294
01:28:33,627 --> 01:28:37,839
- ♪ Going nowhere
- ♪ Going nowhere
1295
01:28:38,006 --> 01:28:41,843
♪ Coming down
1296
01:28:42,010 --> 01:28:46,473
- ♪ Going nowhere
- ♪ Going nowhere
1297
01:28:46,639 --> 01:28:49,893
♪ Coming down
1298
01:29:02,738 --> 01:29:06,241
♪ You ain't going nowhere
1299
01:29:07,450 --> 01:29:12,080
♪ Ain't going nowhere any day
1300
01:29:12,246 --> 01:29:16,417
- ♪ Going nowhere
- ♪ Going nowhere
1301
01:29:16,584 --> 01:29:19,212
♪ Coming down
1302
01:29:20,838 --> 01:29:25,008
- ♪ Going nowhere
- ♪ Going nowhere
1303
01:29:25,175 --> 01:29:28,512
♪ Coming down
1304
01:29:29,388 --> 01:29:33,558
- ♪ Going nowhere
- ♪ Going nowhere
1305
01:29:33,725 --> 01:29:36,727
♪ Coming down
1306
01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:42,108
- ♪ Going nowhere
- ♪ Going nowhere
1307
01:29:42,274 --> 01:29:45,611
♪ Coming down
1308
01:29:46,529 --> 01:29:47,947
♪ l'm coming down
1309
01:29:48,114 --> 01:29:50,657
♪ 'Cause I'm going nowhere
1310
01:29:50,824 --> 01:29:52,283
♪ Coming down
1311
01:29:52,450 --> 01:29:54,828
♪ 'Cause I'm going nowhere
1312
01:29:54,995 --> 01:29:56,538
♪ l'm coming down
1313
01:29:56,705 --> 01:29:59,165
♪ 'Cause I'm going nowhere
1314
01:29:59,374 --> 01:30:02,210
♪ l'm coming down ♪
1315
01:30:02,410 --> 01:30:10,409
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