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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,194 Where is the admiral? He summoned us here. 2 00:02:06,196 --> 00:02:09,163 The admiral's tour of duty has ended. 3 00:02:09,165 --> 00:02:11,633 What of the admiral? 4 00:02:11,635 --> 00:02:15,870 He has been subjected to disciplinary termination. 5 00:02:15,872 --> 00:02:18,272 I have assumed command. 6 00:02:18,274 --> 00:02:20,808 This battle group has consistently suffered 7 00:02:20,810 --> 00:02:24,012 the greatest casualties of any attack force in the fleet. 8 00:02:24,014 --> 00:02:26,714 His Imperial Majesty has sent me 9 00:02:26,716 --> 00:02:31,319 to take control of our attack on the Arcturus system. 10 00:02:31,321 --> 00:02:34,288 To insure our success, all ships 11 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:38,192 have been equipped with enforcer drones to remove 12 00:02:38,194 --> 00:02:41,062 weak links in the command. 13 00:02:41,064 --> 00:02:44,999 Any deviation from the invasion plan will result in disciplinary review. 14 00:02:45,669 --> 00:02:47,335 Outrageous! 15 00:02:47,337 --> 00:02:48,870 The tide of battle can change in seconds. 16 00:02:48,872 --> 00:02:52,440 I'll not send my boys to Arcturus with 17 00:02:52,442 --> 00:02:54,442 an enforcer drone breathing down my neck! 18 00:03:01,317 --> 00:03:02,957 - I will! - Me, too. No problem. 19 00:03:29,045 --> 00:03:30,912 Whoa! 20 00:03:53,803 --> 00:03:56,204 - Good morning. - Morning. 21 00:03:56,206 --> 00:03:58,906 Russell, anybody need a sheriff while I was gone? 22 00:03:58,908 --> 00:04:00,775 Most folks don't know we've got one. 23 00:04:00,777 --> 00:04:03,878 I like it. What are you up to? 24 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,280 I'm set up by the new off-ramp. 25 00:04:06,282 --> 00:04:08,816 What for? 26 00:04:08,818 --> 00:04:11,753 I'm gonna catch Big Bean's first speeder. 27 00:04:11,755 --> 00:04:14,255 At least I know where to forward your Christmas present. 28 00:04:14,257 --> 00:04:16,390 Ho-ho-ho. 29 00:04:36,546 --> 00:04:39,313 - Excuse me! - You're excused. 30 00:04:39,315 --> 00:04:42,250 What's the problem? 31 00:04:42,252 --> 00:04:44,372 Nothing these two barrels can't solve. 32 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:46,220 Hold on a sec. 33 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:49,991 Why don't you give me the gun? 34 00:04:49,993 --> 00:04:53,895 'Cause I'm a crazy old man. 35 00:04:53,897 --> 00:04:55,029 I'm as likely to blow you out of your socks as give you the time of day. 36 00:04:55,999 --> 00:04:58,266 What do you think of that? 37 00:04:58,268 --> 00:05:00,802 It'd be a damn shame to shoot it out with you. 38 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,140 I suppose it would. 39 00:05:12,415 --> 00:05:14,081 I was just gonna scare him. 40 00:05:15,885 --> 00:05:17,852 You scared me. 41 00:05:17,854 --> 00:05:20,421 Here. 42 00:05:20,423 --> 00:05:22,383 What's going on with you and the farmer's trust? 43 00:05:22,592 --> 00:05:25,126 This here is what's going on. 44 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:30,264 Look at it. Look there and there. 45 00:05:30,266 --> 00:05:33,167 All right. Let me read it, okay? 46 00:05:33,169 --> 00:05:36,270 Go ahead. Nobody can do anything about that, no way. 47 00:05:36,272 --> 00:05:38,606 That's true. 48 00:05:38,608 --> 00:05:42,243 - Clambaker! - That's Klembecker. 49 00:05:42,245 --> 00:05:45,913 Steve W. Klembecker, president of the farmer's trust. 50 00:05:45,915 --> 00:05:49,050 Farmer's trust! My Aunt Suzy's rear end! 51 00:05:50,153 --> 00:05:53,855 One of the forward-thinking businessmen 52 00:05:53,857 --> 00:05:57,158 who convinced the council we needed a new sheriff. 53 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,494 We never needed a sheriff until you showed up, you crook! 54 00:06:00,496 --> 00:06:02,430 Hold it. Wait. 55 00:06:04,133 --> 00:06:06,133 Did you send this letter? 56 00:06:06,135 --> 00:06:08,369 I believe that's my signature right there. 57 00:06:09,305 --> 00:06:12,907 I'm afraid the party's over? 58 00:06:12,909 --> 00:06:15,076 The party's over. That's correct. 59 00:06:15,078 --> 00:06:19,213 As per Mr. Wrenchmuller's loan agreement 60 00:06:19,215 --> 00:06:22,583 the credit union has legal right to assume control 61 00:06:22,585 --> 00:06:25,152 of the property tomorrow at noon. 62 00:06:25,154 --> 00:06:29,290 Unless he can come up with the cash or a crop to sign over. 63 00:06:29,292 --> 00:06:31,425 Nobody's got a crop. 64 00:06:31,427 --> 00:06:34,228 There's nothing you can do with the property 65 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:37,064 - until next season anyway. - Sheriff Hoxley. 66 00:06:39,002 --> 00:06:41,335 Sheriff Hoxley, you're new here. 67 00:06:41,337 --> 00:06:43,571 Let me clue you in. 68 00:06:43,573 --> 00:06:47,241 You see, we have direct highway access now 69 00:06:47,243 --> 00:06:51,012 and the opportunity to turn this town into a metropolis. 70 00:06:51,014 --> 00:06:54,181 Unless you've got the money to pay off overdue loans 71 00:06:54,183 --> 00:06:56,517 maybe you should stick to the kind of calls 72 00:06:56,519 --> 00:06:58,686 we hired you to handle, 73 00:06:58,688 --> 00:07:01,355 like keeping vagrants off the street. 74 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,627 If you would? 75 00:07:06,629 --> 00:07:09,096 We'll deal with this in the morning 76 00:07:09,098 --> 00:07:11,332 at the courthouse. 77 00:07:11,334 --> 00:07:14,268 Come on, Mr. Wrenchmuller. 78 00:07:14,270 --> 00:07:17,605 Aren't you kinda big for a boy scout? 79 00:07:17,607 --> 00:07:19,674 I can take care of myself. 80 00:07:24,714 --> 00:07:26,614 Happy Halloween, Big Bean. 81 00:07:43,232 --> 00:07:45,266 The Arcturians have destroyed the fleet. 82 00:07:45,268 --> 00:07:47,668 I've sent a distress signal 83 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:50,004 to all ships across the galaxy. 84 00:07:50,006 --> 00:07:53,708 We're headed into their sun and are about to explode! 85 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:57,545 I have not yet begun to fight. 86 00:07:57,547 --> 00:08:00,181 Now would be a great time to start! 87 00:08:10,526 --> 00:08:13,294 How was school today? 88 00:08:13,296 --> 00:08:15,663 Okay. 89 00:08:15,665 --> 00:08:18,165 - How was sheriffing? - Okay. 90 00:08:21,104 --> 00:08:22,944 You really don't like it here, do you, Kathy? 91 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:27,475 Everything was starting to get back to normal. 92 00:08:27,477 --> 00:08:31,612 - Then we just decide to move. - It's a good job. 93 00:08:31,614 --> 00:08:35,349 - There's nothing to do. - There's trick or treat. 94 00:08:35,351 --> 00:08:38,319 You're sending me with kids I don't know. 95 00:08:38,321 --> 00:08:40,688 Somebody's got to keep the streets safe. 96 00:08:40,690 --> 00:08:42,456 From what? Cows? 97 00:08:46,229 --> 00:08:48,763 Do we have any Krazy glue? 98 00:08:48,765 --> 00:08:52,299 Um, I think it's in that box. 99 00:09:09,185 --> 00:09:12,119 What's the matter? 100 00:09:12,121 --> 00:09:16,257 Everyone's gonna show up dressed like scarecrows, pigs, and clowns and stuff. 101 00:09:17,093 --> 00:09:18,659 So? 102 00:09:18,661 --> 00:09:22,163 I'm not sure Big Bean is ready for aliens. 103 00:09:22,165 --> 00:09:25,166 [ Radio Announcer ] Achoo! Sorry about that folks. 104 00:09:25,168 --> 00:09:27,735 This being Halloween night 105 00:09:27,737 --> 00:09:29,437 I thought it'd be fun to dust off an old favorite 106 00:09:29,439 --> 00:09:32,206 from the golden days of radio. 107 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:34,542 50 years ago tonight, Orson Welles 108 00:09:34,544 --> 00:09:37,478 gave a depressed nation a few hours 109 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,548 of desperately needed fun. 110 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:45,419 Things being the way they are these days 111 00:09:45,421 --> 00:09:47,688 we could sure use a little of that. 112 00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:49,657 So, Big Bean 113 00:09:49,659 --> 00:09:51,859 just for tonight 114 00:09:51,861 --> 00:09:55,096 forget your woes and have a good time. 115 00:09:55,098 --> 00:09:58,532 The Columbia Broadcasting System and its affiliated stations 116 00:09:58,534 --> 00:10:01,502 present Orson Welles and the Mercury Theatre 117 00:10:01,504 --> 00:10:03,537 in The War of the Worlds. 118 00:10:14,617 --> 00:10:17,251 Ladies and gentlemen, 119 00:10:17,253 --> 00:10:21,422 the director and star of these broadcasts, Orson Welles. 120 00:10:21,424 --> 00:10:24,625 [ Orson Welles ] We know now in the early years of the 20th century 121 00:10:24,627 --> 00:10:29,363 this world was being watched closely by intelligences 122 00:10:29,365 --> 00:10:32,867 greater than man's, yet as mortal as his own. 123 00:10:32,869 --> 00:10:36,804 We know that as humans busied themselves 124 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:39,306 about their various concerns 125 00:10:39,308 --> 00:10:42,476 they were scrutinized and studied 126 00:10:42,478 --> 00:10:45,279 perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope 127 00:10:45,281 --> 00:10:47,781 might scrutinize the transient creatures 128 00:10:47,783 --> 00:10:51,352 that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. 129 00:10:53,356 --> 00:10:55,456 With infinite complacence 130 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,292 people went about their little affairs 131 00:10:58,294 --> 00:11:01,795 serene in the assurance of their dominion 132 00:11:01,797 --> 00:11:05,900 over this small, spinning fragment of solar driftwood 133 00:11:05,902 --> 00:11:08,802 which by chance or design, 134 00:11:08,804 --> 00:11:12,306 man has inherited out of the dark mystery of time and space. 135 00:11:13,876 --> 00:11:17,645 Yet, across an immense ethereal gulf 136 00:11:17,647 --> 00:11:20,481 minds that are to our minds 137 00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:23,884 as ours are to the beasts in the jungle 138 00:11:23,886 --> 00:11:28,789 intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic 139 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:32,459 regarded this Earth with envious eyes 140 00:11:32,461 --> 00:11:34,828 and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. 141 00:11:36,899 --> 00:11:39,567 Hey, I heard a distress signal. 142 00:11:39,569 --> 00:11:43,938 Patrol ship X-5-9-Y-P-Q to Battle Group 7, come in. 143 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:46,407 It's like the fleet disappeared! 144 00:11:46,409 --> 00:11:49,977 Maybe it's interference. Get us outta the rocks. 145 00:11:49,979 --> 00:11:52,313 We're almost clear. Okay 146 00:11:52,315 --> 00:11:53,414 hit it! 147 00:11:58,621 --> 00:12:01,522 [ Orson Welles ] Ladies and gentlemen, I have a grave announcement. 148 00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:03,691 Both the observations of science 149 00:12:03,693 --> 00:12:05,726 and the evidence of our eyes 150 00:12:05,728 --> 00:12:08,362 lead to the inescapable assumption 151 00:12:08,364 --> 00:12:11,599 that those beings who landed in the Jersey Farmlands 152 00:12:11,601 --> 00:12:14,768 are the vanguard of an invading army from Mars. 153 00:12:21,244 --> 00:12:24,645 I remember when they first played that. 154 00:12:24,647 --> 00:12:27,748 You remember pterodactyls. 155 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,784 I remember you fell for that hook, line, and sinker. 156 00:12:30,786 --> 00:12:33,020 - I did not. - You did so. 157 00:12:35,258 --> 00:12:38,359 You put a big bucket on your head 158 00:12:38,361 --> 00:12:41,462 and took off with them army boys to fight Martians. 159 00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:43,264 Ain't you dead yet? 160 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:51,772 Can't I stay with you and fight crime? 161 00:12:51,774 --> 00:12:54,408 I'll see you at the Spookluck dinner. 162 00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:56,410 Give us a kiss. 163 00:12:56,412 --> 00:12:59,380 That's my girl. 164 00:12:59,382 --> 00:13:03,284 I should have come as a wedge of cheese. 165 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:08,922 I'm probably the only alien for a billion miles. 166 00:13:12,995 --> 00:13:16,063 [ Orson Welles ] Martians visible above treetops moving north. 167 00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:18,399 Hi, Mom 168 00:13:18,401 --> 00:13:21,568 Dad. 169 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:24,705 Welcome to another thrilling, true-life episode of 170 00:13:24,707 --> 00:13:28,542 Russell Pillsbury, Deputy Sheriff. 171 00:13:28,544 --> 00:13:30,511 I'm parked 172 00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:33,047 by Big Bean's new off-ramp 173 00:13:33,049 --> 00:13:36,717 and will soon be giving the city's first speeding ticket. 174 00:13:36,719 --> 00:13:39,019 Who will be the lucky winner? 175 00:13:39,021 --> 00:13:40,954 [ All screaming ] 176 00:14:02,378 --> 00:14:05,713 We gotta get us some money 177 00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:08,916 or they're gonna kick us out of here. 178 00:14:08,918 --> 00:14:13,020 Then we'll have to live with my sister Marge 179 00:14:13,022 --> 00:14:15,689 and her poodle. 180 00:14:15,691 --> 00:14:17,331 - Arf! - Yeah. 181 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:34,708 Why did I have to go and get old? 182 00:14:45,554 --> 00:14:46,587 [ Beeping ] 183 00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:53,994 It's 8:15 P.M., October 31st. 184 00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:57,064 I've just been alerted to a speed violation in progress. 185 00:14:57,066 --> 00:15:00,401 Watch now as I teach this automotive scofflaw 186 00:15:00,403 --> 00:15:02,436 a lesson in motor-vehicular responsibility. 187 00:15:02,438 --> 00:15:04,438 Nobody gets away 188 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,007 with going 3,000 M.P.H. in a 55... 189 00:15:13,816 --> 00:15:14,816 [ Gasps ] 190 00:15:22,525 --> 00:15:26,860 Don't s'pose we'll ever see a night quite like that again. 191 00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:29,663 - Not likely. - Nope, nope. 192 00:15:37,907 --> 00:15:39,840 [ Lady ] I'll get the bucket. 193 00:15:41,577 --> 00:15:43,444 [ Crashing ] 194 00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:50,150 Damn. 195 00:15:50,152 --> 00:15:51,985 Termites are munching 196 00:15:51,987 --> 00:15:54,621 on our barn. 197 00:15:54,623 --> 00:15:57,724 We're gonna have to do something before they ruin it. 198 00:15:57,726 --> 00:15:59,893 Come on, Jim. 199 00:16:07,703 --> 00:16:09,570 [ Engine Sputtering ] 200 00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:23,016 Who taught you to drive, you moron! 201 00:16:23,018 --> 00:16:25,886 Nice landing, Blaznee. 202 00:16:25,888 --> 00:16:28,789 Are we there? Is this it? 203 00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:32,059 Kids, 3-D and driving just don't mix. 204 00:16:32,061 --> 00:16:35,929 Weicome to Earth. Enjoy it while it lasts. 205 00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:38,899 Are you sure this is where the fleet is? 206 00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:41,835 You heard the Earthling's pathetic radio broadcast. 207 00:16:41,837 --> 00:16:44,872 "Lookout for that heat ray. Help us. We're gonna die." 208 00:16:47,776 --> 00:16:50,010 They got that right. Hee-hee-hee. 209 00:16:50,012 --> 00:16:53,180 Blaznee, this is the place. We're here. 210 00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:55,749 Let's start enjoying ourselves! 211 00:16:55,751 --> 00:16:58,685 Let's maneuver closer to the action. 212 00:16:58,687 --> 00:17:01,788 Strafe the local citizenry before we land. 213 00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:04,057 Sorry. No can do. 214 00:17:04,059 --> 00:17:07,127 - Why not? - Let's see. 215 00:17:07,129 --> 00:17:09,730 We got a torqued-out digiframus. 216 00:17:09,732 --> 00:17:13,534 Our megaspazz redundancy pile is on the blink. 217 00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:16,937 It looks like we bruised our boo-boo. 218 00:17:16,939 --> 00:17:20,040 He's making the whole last bit up. There's no such thing! 219 00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:21,842 Coward! 220 00:17:21,844 --> 00:17:23,277 Heh-heh-heh. 221 00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:25,078 Let's kick some Earthling butt! 222 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,115 Finally, a real mission. 223 00:17:28,117 --> 00:17:30,717 Maybe we better think this over, huh? 224 00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:32,786 Good-bye, civilian asteroid patrol. 225 00:17:32,788 --> 00:17:35,222 Hello, atomic space navy. 226 00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:38,559 The fleet was supposed to be attacking Arcturus. 227 00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:40,627 The plan to attack Arcturus 228 00:17:40,629 --> 00:17:43,163 was obviously a clever decoy 229 00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:47,834 the total annihilation of all things human. 230 00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:50,604 Now, quit raining on our parade! 231 00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:57,578 But why? 232 00:17:57,580 --> 00:18:00,013 Why would Mars want to attack 233 00:18:00,015 --> 00:18:02,916 the puny, insignificant forces of Earth? 234 00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:04,751 Because we win! 235 00:18:07,056 --> 00:18:10,757 Prepare to die, Earth scum! 236 00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:12,626 - Where is everybody? - Blowing up all the good stuff. 237 00:18:12,628 --> 00:18:14,328 Come on. 238 00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:17,731 I think we brought the wrong gun. 239 00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:20,667 It certainly is green here. 240 00:18:20,669 --> 00:18:22,936 Perhaps our camouflage is inappropriate. 241 00:18:23,839 --> 00:18:25,238 Come on, Jim. 242 00:18:30,012 --> 00:18:31,678 [ Beeping ] 243 00:18:33,649 --> 00:18:35,949 Just for the record 244 00:18:35,951 --> 00:18:37,784 I'm listening. 245 00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:41,622 I thought this was a bad idea. 246 00:18:41,624 --> 00:18:45,792 Just for the record, you'd better hope not. 247 00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:04,311 May, June 248 00:19:04,313 --> 00:19:06,647 July, August 249 00:19:06,649 --> 00:19:08,181 15, 18! 250 00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:11,918 They're Martians! 251 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,987 I knew it! 252 00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:17,824 Jim, it looks as if me and you 253 00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:19,893 is the Earth's only hope. 254 00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:23,030 That's kinda sad, ain't it? 255 00:19:23,032 --> 00:19:25,699 I guess it's better to die 256 00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:29,236 a horrible, agonizing death defending the Earth 257 00:19:29,238 --> 00:19:31,938 than to wither away 258 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:34,107 with Marge and her poodle. 259 00:19:40,683 --> 00:19:42,349 That's the spirit! 260 00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:45,152 We got work to do. 261 00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:52,459 What do you make of it, Doctor? 262 00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:56,730 It's long, flat and has yellow lines. That can only mean one thing. 263 00:19:56,732 --> 00:19:59,933 - A mine field? - A country road. 264 00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:01,835 That's what they want us to think. 265 00:20:01,837 --> 00:20:05,172 One false move and kaboom! 266 00:20:05,174 --> 00:20:07,908 You'll go home in more pieces than you arrived. 267 00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:10,177 Corporal Pez? 268 00:20:10,179 --> 00:20:12,446 - What? - See if we can get across. 269 00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:14,781 - Why don't we go around? - Move! 270 00:20:14,783 --> 00:20:17,084 I'm going home in a bag! 271 00:20:17,086 --> 00:20:20,153 It's always the corporal that gets blown up first. 272 00:20:20,155 --> 00:20:23,724 Dr. Ziplock, anything in the world-domination kit to help us? 273 00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:26,259 Let's see. 274 00:20:26,261 --> 00:20:28,428 This looks interesting. 275 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:31,765 - Don't touch that! - Excuse me! 276 00:20:35,337 --> 00:20:37,904 Hit the dirt! 277 00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:40,006 - What? - Get down, stupid! 278 00:20:40,008 --> 00:20:43,410 What in the name of Uncle Martin is that? 279 00:20:43,412 --> 00:20:46,213 Scout-in-a-can. Smart, efficient 280 00:20:46,215 --> 00:20:49,015 easy to use, and it's expendable! 281 00:20:54,823 --> 00:20:58,525 Mine field, indeed! What a bunch of twinkie stuffing! 282 00:20:58,527 --> 00:21:02,162 Lt. Giggywig, you give these simple Earthlings 283 00:21:02,164 --> 00:21:04,064 far too much credit. 284 00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:09,870 Capt. Bipto? 285 00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:12,072 What happened? 286 00:21:12,074 --> 00:21:15,175 Some kind of secret weapon came out of nowhere 287 00:21:15,177 --> 00:21:17,477 and took Capt. Bipto to his doom! 288 00:21:19,948 --> 00:21:21,548 Come back, Earth scum! 289 00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:26,853 Will there be anything else, senor? 290 00:21:26,855 --> 00:21:29,389 Could you get the windshield, please? 291 00:21:29,391 --> 00:21:31,391 It would be my pleasure. 292 00:21:32,828 --> 00:21:34,561 Who are you supposed to be? 293 00:21:34,563 --> 00:21:36,263 I am 294 00:21:38,534 --> 00:21:40,000 El Zorro! 295 00:21:50,879 --> 00:21:55,382 See Kathy sit. See Kathy sit alone. 296 00:21:55,384 --> 00:22:00,153 See Kathy grow cobwebs and fossilize in boredom. 297 00:22:00,155 --> 00:22:03,456 Our first target. Think I can hit it from here? 298 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,458 - Wait a minute. - Let's shoot something already. 299 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:06,893 Shh. 300 00:22:09,898 --> 00:22:15,368 Wow! That's the best alien costume I've ever seen! 301 00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:18,004 Thanks. 302 00:22:18,006 --> 00:22:20,273 I like yours, too. 303 00:22:21,143 --> 00:22:23,310 My mom made it. 304 00:22:23,312 --> 00:22:25,245 She went to a lot of trouble. 305 00:22:28,116 --> 00:22:32,252 - What are you supposed to be? - I'm a duck! 306 00:22:32,254 --> 00:22:35,094 - Who died and left you in charge? - Capt. Bipto! 307 00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:40,360 I'm Kathy. 308 00:22:40,362 --> 00:22:43,363 Brian Hampton. Nice to meet you. 309 00:22:45,234 --> 00:22:47,500 Where did a nice girl like you 310 00:22:47,502 --> 00:22:50,303 learn how to make something so 311 00:22:50,305 --> 00:22:54,374 mind-numbingly terrifying? 312 00:22:54,376 --> 00:22:57,444 - I spent time with my uncle this summer. - Uh-huh. 313 00:22:57,446 --> 00:23:01,114 - He works in the movies, making zombies and monsters. - Uh-huh. 314 00:23:01,116 --> 00:23:04,484 - I wanted to stay and work for him, - Uh-huh. 315 00:23:04,486 --> 00:23:06,920 - But I had to come here with my dad. - Uh-huh. 316 00:23:06,922 --> 00:23:08,622 Where's your mom? 317 00:23:10,025 --> 00:23:12,626 She died last May. 318 00:23:12,628 --> 00:23:16,029 Gee, I'm sorry. 319 00:23:17,165 --> 00:23:19,432 That's too bad. 320 00:23:19,434 --> 00:23:21,301 So 321 00:23:21,303 --> 00:23:24,237 It's just you and your dad, huh? 322 00:23:24,239 --> 00:23:27,374 Yeah, and some goldfish. 323 00:23:27,376 --> 00:23:30,143 If you ever need a little brother 324 00:23:30,145 --> 00:23:32,612 just give me a call. 325 00:23:32,614 --> 00:23:35,115 [ Woman ] All right, you two, it's time to go. 326 00:23:36,451 --> 00:23:39,419 Come on! 327 00:23:39,421 --> 00:23:42,122 [ Giggles ] How cute! 328 00:23:42,124 --> 00:23:43,657 How lovely. 329 00:23:45,594 --> 00:23:49,362 Vern, hurry it up! I've got a cold beer and a hot woman 330 00:23:49,364 --> 00:23:52,966 and I'm trying to keep 'em that way. 331 00:23:52,968 --> 00:23:56,136 - Mr. Klembecker, fill it up? - Yeah and get the windows. 332 00:23:56,138 --> 00:23:58,705 Warm enough, sweet cheeks? 333 00:24:01,043 --> 00:24:03,977 [ Over radio ] ¶ Darling, come back to me 334 00:24:03,979 --> 00:24:06,313 ¶ I'm as lonesome as can be 335 00:24:06,315 --> 00:24:08,648 ¶ I'm as jumpy as a bug 336 00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:11,017 ¶ I'm as perky as a slug 337 00:24:13,689 --> 00:24:17,357 ¶ Honey darling, come back to me 338 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,026 ¶ When you left home 339 00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:21,995 ¶ I wrote a little poem 340 00:24:21,997 --> 00:24:23,997 Hi, Dody. 341 00:24:23,999 --> 00:24:26,566 ¶ But it don't help me 'cause I can't read 342 00:24:28,203 --> 00:24:31,237 ¶ Honey darling, come back to me 343 00:24:31,239 --> 00:24:33,239 ¶ I'm as lonesome as can be ¶ 344 00:24:34,376 --> 00:24:36,643 What are you supposed to be? 345 00:24:36,645 --> 00:24:38,578 Oh, nothing. 346 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:41,114 Just Zorro. 347 00:24:41,116 --> 00:24:43,316 Zorro's got a hat, you dope! 348 00:24:45,153 --> 00:24:47,120 Mr. Klembecker, looks like you hit something. 349 00:24:52,027 --> 00:24:54,461 Clean that up! 350 00:24:54,463 --> 00:24:57,263 Oh, man! 351 00:24:57,265 --> 00:24:59,599 Get that off of there! 352 00:25:01,770 --> 00:25:04,037 That ain't gonna work! 353 00:25:05,007 --> 00:25:06,373 Here, use this. 354 00:25:13,515 --> 00:25:16,716 When's my Caddy gonna be done? 355 00:25:16,718 --> 00:25:19,652 You can pick it up tomorrow. 356 00:25:19,654 --> 00:25:22,555 Good! It better be clean. 357 00:25:22,557 --> 00:25:25,058 It's clean. 358 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,660 I polished it up like you said to. 359 00:25:29,798 --> 00:25:31,097 Yuck. 360 00:25:34,036 --> 00:25:36,536 That's 13 gallons 361 00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:38,571 at $1.10 a gallon... 362 00:25:42,577 --> 00:25:44,511 - That'll be... - Catch you later, okay, pal? 363 00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:52,052 Yes, Mr. Klembecker 364 00:25:52,054 --> 00:25:54,254 you butthead! 365 00:25:56,224 --> 00:25:59,092 You take the left flank, I'll take the right. 366 00:25:59,094 --> 00:26:01,094 You always get the right flank. 367 00:26:01,096 --> 00:26:02,829 We've never done this before, idiot! 368 00:26:14,409 --> 00:26:17,143 - What's with the happy sounds? - They're giddy with fear. 369 00:26:19,448 --> 00:26:20,848 - Look! - Get back. Lock and load. 370 00:26:23,585 --> 00:26:27,187 - They're shorter than I thought. - Let's take 'em out. 371 00:26:27,189 --> 00:26:29,756 [ Dr. Ziplock ] What if they come in small, medium and large! 372 00:26:29,758 --> 00:26:31,758 - How cute! - Wow, a dinosaur! 373 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,427 You're all alike! 374 00:26:34,429 --> 00:26:36,729 Prepare to die, Earth scum! 375 00:26:36,731 --> 00:26:39,566 Maybe later. Have fun. Huh? 376 00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:42,168 - What? Come back. - Kids, all aboard. 377 00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:44,104 That's something 378 00:26:44,106 --> 00:26:46,406 you don't see every day. 379 00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:54,714 - What now, O mighty leader? - Kill them! 380 00:26:54,716 --> 00:26:57,350 Kill them! 381 00:26:57,352 --> 00:27:01,187 I said, prepare to die, Earth scum! 382 00:27:01,189 --> 00:27:04,190 Oh, now you've got her. 383 00:27:04,192 --> 00:27:07,127 Yep, she's definitely terrified. Oh, boy. 384 00:27:07,129 --> 00:27:08,728 Boys. 385 00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:10,897 Wait a minute. 386 00:27:10,899 --> 00:27:14,434 Atomize her already. What's your problem? 387 00:27:14,436 --> 00:27:16,836 Shouldn't this human be quivering in terror 388 00:27:16,838 --> 00:27:19,539 at our menacing, sinister-looking weaponry? 389 00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:21,674 - You'd think so. - Everybody, move over. 390 00:27:21,676 --> 00:27:23,776 Make room for the... 391 00:27:23,778 --> 00:27:26,212 - Just play along. - What are we? 392 00:27:26,214 --> 00:27:27,881 Martians! 393 00:27:27,883 --> 00:27:31,551 Of course you are. Well, get in. 394 00:27:31,553 --> 00:27:34,521 Perhaps if we ride in this transport 395 00:27:34,523 --> 00:27:37,390 we can find their secret resistance headquarters. 396 00:27:38,927 --> 00:27:42,495 Let's shoot our way out. 397 00:27:42,497 --> 00:27:44,898 - It'll be fun. - Shh. They don't know we're Martians. 398 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,866 Not know? 399 00:27:46,868 --> 00:27:49,836 We're little green men with antennas. 400 00:27:49,838 --> 00:27:52,172 They think we're wearing costumes. 401 00:27:52,174 --> 00:27:54,607 What a bunch of morons! 402 00:27:54,609 --> 00:27:56,729 Let's flame these bozos. They're too stupid to live! 403 00:27:59,247 --> 00:28:03,816 We have a full tank of gas and lots of empty bags. 404 00:28:03,818 --> 00:28:06,586 - What shall we do? - Trick or treat? 405 00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:09,589 - Smell my feet. - Oh, gross! 406 00:28:09,591 --> 00:28:11,351 - Oh, great. - Trick or what? 407 00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:22,435 I'm sick and tired 408 00:28:22,437 --> 00:28:27,707 of that old jerk, Klembecker pushing everyone around. That's it. 409 00:28:27,709 --> 00:28:30,410 I'm gonna finish the plans for this farmzoid. 410 00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:35,348 Someday I'll be able to irrigate every field 411 00:28:35,350 --> 00:28:37,717 and make all the farms healthy again. 412 00:28:37,719 --> 00:28:40,787 Then I'll pick up that farmer's trust of his 413 00:28:40,789 --> 00:28:42,855 and drop-kick it into the next county. 414 00:28:42,857 --> 00:28:45,258 He thinks he's such a hotshot. 415 00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:47,327 This will work, I think. 416 00:28:51,366 --> 00:28:53,900 Heh-heh-heh. 417 00:28:58,907 --> 00:29:00,773 Mr. Klembecker, it looks like... 418 00:29:00,775 --> 00:29:03,243 Dody. Do-o-o-dy. 419 00:29:04,779 --> 00:29:06,479 [ Bell rings ] 420 00:29:13,755 --> 00:29:16,856 Wait! You are my robot slave. 421 00:29:16,858 --> 00:29:20,560 - You will follow my every command. - Yes, Capt. Bipto. 422 00:29:20,562 --> 00:29:23,463 However, my new allegiance 423 00:29:23,465 --> 00:29:25,932 to His Imperial Majesty might come to light 424 00:29:25,934 --> 00:29:28,501 if I neglect my regular patrons. 425 00:29:28,503 --> 00:29:31,337 We must keep up the appearance 426 00:29:31,339 --> 00:29:33,940 of a normally functioning, fuel-dispensing depot 427 00:29:33,942 --> 00:29:35,975 while we act as undercover agents 428 00:29:35,977 --> 00:29:37,677 of Mars. 429 00:29:42,350 --> 00:29:44,751 I will be right back. 430 00:29:49,057 --> 00:29:52,025 Weicome to the Gas King, fuel-dispensing depot. 431 00:29:52,027 --> 00:29:54,861 How may I be of assistance? 432 00:29:54,863 --> 00:29:57,764 Capt. Bipto to the invasion force. 433 00:29:57,766 --> 00:29:59,932 Capt. Bipto to the invasion force. 434 00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:03,770 Hmm? 435 00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:09,310 Oh-oh-oh. 436 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,581 I can't contact the ship or the invasion force. 437 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:17,750 I can only assume the worst. 438 00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:20,486 We must build an attack vehicle, 439 00:30:20,488 --> 00:30:23,456 something that will strike terror 440 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,725 into whomever sets eyes upon it. 441 00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:28,594 Something with huge wheels 442 00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:31,831 so we can crush the panicking populace. 443 00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:36,002 Something from which I can overlook the battlefield 444 00:30:36,004 --> 00:30:40,373 and direct our victorious invasion force. 445 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:43,376 Something like this? 446 00:30:43,378 --> 00:30:45,618 I was thinking of something a bit larger. 447 00:30:52,354 --> 00:30:54,821 Those guys are definitely not from here. 448 00:30:54,823 --> 00:30:58,725 - No kidding! Look. - Hey! 449 00:30:58,727 --> 00:31:00,693 I know what I'm getting for Christmas. 450 00:31:00,695 --> 00:31:03,830 - Give him here. - Lighten up. 451 00:31:03,832 --> 00:31:06,566 It's just a stupid toy. 452 00:31:06,568 --> 00:31:09,836 You're not a toy at all, are you? 453 00:31:11,773 --> 00:31:13,940 I hope you're making him move like that. 454 00:31:16,077 --> 00:31:19,078 [ Woman ] All right, first stop. 455 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,981 Everybody got their bags? 456 00:31:21,983 --> 00:31:25,151 Remember, look both ways before crossing the street. 457 00:31:25,153 --> 00:31:27,720 So that's the trick. 458 00:31:27,722 --> 00:31:30,823 If only Capt. Bipto had known. 459 00:31:30,825 --> 00:31:35,528 I wonder what Klembecker's gonna give us this year. 460 00:31:35,530 --> 00:31:39,432 I hope it's not dead rats. My mom had a cow last time. 461 00:31:39,434 --> 00:31:41,467 What? 462 00:31:41,469 --> 00:31:42,835 Trick or treat? 463 00:31:42,837 --> 00:31:44,971 Yeah. I forgot. 464 00:31:44,973 --> 00:31:46,472 Hold on. 465 00:31:48,443 --> 00:31:50,843 Here's one for you. 466 00:31:50,845 --> 00:31:53,713 One for you. Plenty to go around. 467 00:31:53,715 --> 00:31:56,416 Cigarettes? 468 00:31:56,418 --> 00:31:58,518 Okay, forget it! 469 00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:04,023 [ Scatting along to music ] 470 00:32:18,873 --> 00:32:20,173 [ Crashing ] 471 00:32:25,013 --> 00:32:27,680 Hello? Hello? 472 00:32:33,955 --> 00:32:35,988 Well, well, well, 473 00:32:35,990 --> 00:32:38,024 what have we here? 474 00:32:45,066 --> 00:32:47,467 Damn. He must be some kind of 475 00:32:47,469 --> 00:32:49,869 health-food nut. 476 00:32:49,871 --> 00:32:52,104 We're gonna make 477 00:32:52,106 --> 00:32:56,709 a bazillion dollars out of this story 478 00:32:56,711 --> 00:32:59,145 and two bazillion on the pictures. 479 00:33:00,014 --> 00:33:02,482 Damn! 480 00:33:02,484 --> 00:33:04,784 The flash don't work, Jim. 481 00:33:04,786 --> 00:33:07,186 Where are we gonna get batteries 482 00:33:07,188 --> 00:33:09,789 at this time of night? 483 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:11,824 We gotta hurry. 484 00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:14,026 There's no telling what them 485 00:33:14,028 --> 00:33:17,930 wily space creatures will be up to. 486 00:33:17,932 --> 00:33:22,635 The smell of battery acid makes me thirsty. 487 00:33:22,637 --> 00:33:25,738 With all their advanced technology 488 00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:28,608 look at the pitiful conveyances the puny Earth people construct. 489 00:33:28,610 --> 00:33:29,909 Oh, dear. 490 00:33:31,746 --> 00:33:36,549 This one employs a mere 250 horsepower. 491 00:33:36,551 --> 00:33:39,218 Our attack vehicle will cause their eyes 492 00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:42,221 to shoot out of their heads in fear. 493 00:33:42,223 --> 00:33:44,624 Hurry! Who knows what unspeakable terrors 494 00:33:44,626 --> 00:33:46,959 have befallen my troops? 495 00:33:46,961 --> 00:33:50,897 Wow! What a haul! This is great! 496 00:33:50,899 --> 00:33:54,600 - This kid's gonna barf. - Are you gonna barf? 497 00:33:54,602 --> 00:33:57,103 I think he's gonna barf, Mom. 498 00:33:57,105 --> 00:34:00,139 - Sit down! - If he barfs, your hairdo's history. 499 00:34:00,141 --> 00:34:03,743 Do I know you boys? 500 00:34:03,745 --> 00:34:07,179 They're on to us. We gotta get outta here. 501 00:34:07,181 --> 00:34:11,083 - I'd like an answer. - Have I got an answer! 502 00:34:11,085 --> 00:34:13,953 Perhaps I'll have to remove those heads of yours 503 00:34:13,955 --> 00:34:16,222 and find out for myself. 504 00:34:16,224 --> 00:34:18,257 - How do you fire this? - Not that button. 505 00:34:18,259 --> 00:34:20,560 - Not like that, idiot. - Whoa! 506 00:34:22,130 --> 00:34:24,597 Did you hear that? 507 00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:26,839 Them Martians is starting their attack. 508 00:34:30,204 --> 00:34:34,707 Ah, the carnage begins! I love it! 509 00:34:34,709 --> 00:34:37,610 Hurry, I want to get in on all the fun. 510 00:34:38,246 --> 00:34:40,046 [ Kid ] You jerk! 511 00:34:42,717 --> 00:34:45,837 Don't mess with me, kid. You wouldn't like me when I'm mad. 512 00:34:46,821 --> 00:34:49,088 Where are you really from? 513 00:34:49,090 --> 00:34:52,124 Tell me who you are, or by tomorrow 514 00:34:52,126 --> 00:34:55,795 they'll be printing your pictures on milk cartons! 515 00:34:55,797 --> 00:34:58,197 They're my cousins! 516 00:34:58,199 --> 00:35:00,933 [All ] Excuse me? 517 00:35:00,935 --> 00:35:04,136 - From California. - Dude. 518 00:35:04,138 --> 00:35:08,207 That's Clutch. That's Spinner. 519 00:35:08,209 --> 00:35:09,842 Yo! 520 00:35:09,844 --> 00:35:11,344 - That's Paddlefoot. - Hi. 521 00:35:11,346 --> 00:35:14,180 They're surfers. 522 00:35:14,182 --> 00:35:17,183 Why didn't you say so in the first place, hmm? 523 00:35:17,185 --> 00:35:19,752 Yeah. Hmm? 524 00:35:19,754 --> 00:35:22,688 Well, I'm new here. 525 00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:25,358 I don't really know anyone. 526 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,226 I didn't think they'd be trouble. 527 00:35:27,228 --> 00:35:29,762 No real harm is done. 528 00:35:29,764 --> 00:35:32,798 You're welcome, provided you save 529 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,835 those missile attacks for a more suitable occasion. 530 00:35:35,837 --> 00:35:38,170 Yes, ma'am. 531 00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:45,311 I don't mean to pry, but would you mind 532 00:35:45,313 --> 00:35:49,081 telling me exactly what's going on here? 533 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:52,351 These guys are from further away than California. 534 00:35:54,122 --> 00:35:57,657 Before you continue, I remind you 535 00:35:57,659 --> 00:36:01,093 that I'm just a little boy and susceptible to nightmares. 536 00:36:01,095 --> 00:36:03,396 Waa! 537 00:36:03,398 --> 00:36:05,898 That's it! 538 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:09,035 I gave you another chance. Since you can't behave 539 00:36:09,037 --> 00:36:11,037 we'll take everyone home! 540 00:36:11,039 --> 00:36:13,239 What's all this? 541 00:36:13,241 --> 00:36:16,742 Oh, yes. You! 542 00:36:16,744 --> 00:36:20,246 Prepare to die, Earth scum, again! 543 00:36:20,248 --> 00:36:24,150 You've made your point. Now sit down and shut up! 544 00:36:24,152 --> 00:36:26,385 When a superior alien culture 545 00:36:26,387 --> 00:36:29,922 comes all this way to take over your world 546 00:36:29,924 --> 00:36:32,425 certain laws of planetary conquest apply. 547 00:36:32,427 --> 00:36:35,428 For example, when someone points 548 00:36:35,430 --> 00:36:38,030 a quad-spected hyperthermic cosmoblaster at you, 549 00:36:38,032 --> 00:36:40,900 it's a fair bet you are about to become toast. 550 00:36:40,902 --> 00:36:43,436 Please sit down and be quiet. 551 00:36:43,438 --> 00:36:46,338 Perhaps in your case, a loaf of toast! 552 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:51,010 - Uh-oh. - Get out! 553 00:36:51,012 --> 00:36:53,179 Nice going, big mouth. 554 00:36:53,181 --> 00:36:55,915 - I said, out! - I didn't do anything. 555 00:36:55,917 --> 00:36:58,350 I want you out of my car this minute! 556 00:36:58,352 --> 00:37:00,019 Get out! 557 00:37:00,021 --> 00:37:02,455 I can be pushed 558 00:37:02,457 --> 00:37:04,890 But I will not be smart-talked! 559 00:37:04,892 --> 00:37:07,426 Shut up, you old bat! 560 00:37:08,863 --> 00:37:11,130 I think I see my dad's truck. 561 00:37:11,132 --> 00:37:13,999 You can let me and my friend out. 562 00:37:14,001 --> 00:37:16,102 What truck? I don't see any... 563 00:37:16,104 --> 00:37:18,003 Shh. Come on. 564 00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:21,440 I think that would be best, Miss Hoxley. 565 00:37:21,442 --> 00:37:25,277 Good-bye. Thanks for a lovely evening. 566 00:37:25,279 --> 00:37:29,014 Don't worry about us. We'll be fine out here, all alone 567 00:37:29,016 --> 00:37:31,417 in the dark! 568 00:37:31,419 --> 00:37:33,886 - Hey! - I don't know what's going on 569 00:37:33,888 --> 00:37:36,889 but I've only got half a bag of candy 570 00:37:36,891 --> 00:37:39,191 so it better be good. 571 00:37:39,193 --> 00:37:42,061 - Happy now? - Well, who was the one 572 00:37:42,063 --> 00:37:45,531 who shot his heat-seeking annihilator out the window? 573 00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:49,401 All right. I'll give it to you straight. 574 00:37:49,403 --> 00:37:52,538 We're being invaded by Martians. 575 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:56,342 I'm gonna follow them. You get my dad. 576 00:37:56,344 --> 00:38:00,813 My sister gets half of whatever's in my bag 577 00:38:00,815 --> 00:38:04,483 so you better be right! 578 00:38:04,485 --> 00:38:07,253 [ Welles ] As I set down these notes on paper, 579 00:38:07,255 --> 00:38:09,021 I'm obsessed by the thought I may be the last living man on Earth. 580 00:38:09,023 --> 00:38:12,191 My God. 581 00:38:12,193 --> 00:38:14,593 I've been hiding in this empty house near Grover's Mill. 582 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:22,268 All that's happened before the arrival 583 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:24,370 of these monstrous creatures 584 00:38:24,372 --> 00:38:26,272 Russell? 585 00:38:30,344 --> 00:38:33,245 Where are those guys? 586 00:38:33,247 --> 00:38:37,283 Geez, if I get this bucket fixed before they get back, 587 00:38:37,285 --> 00:38:39,819 they're waking home. 588 00:38:39,821 --> 00:38:42,021 This place gives me the willies. 589 00:38:54,135 --> 00:38:58,270 Nobody gets away from Russell Pillsbury, Deputy Sheriff. 590 00:38:58,272 --> 00:39:00,272 Aw, geez. 591 00:39:00,274 --> 00:39:02,842 Would you mind stepping out of the vehicle, sir? 592 00:39:04,545 --> 00:39:06,478 Now! 593 00:39:11,085 --> 00:39:14,620 Maybe it's in backwards. 594 00:39:14,622 --> 00:39:18,457 You're getting dog spit all over it. 595 00:39:20,561 --> 00:39:22,895 Ha! Atta boy! 596 00:39:24,866 --> 00:39:27,633 Will you stop wasting film? 597 00:39:27,635 --> 00:39:32,204 Gee, Officer, what seems to be the problem? 598 00:39:32,206 --> 00:39:35,474 No license, no registration, 599 00:39:35,476 --> 00:39:38,077 no plates, no headlights, 600 00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:40,646 no taillights, no wheels! 601 00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:44,450 I clocked you going 3,000 miles per hour. 602 00:39:44,452 --> 00:39:49,188 That's 2,945 miles an hour in excess of the posted limit! 603 00:39:49,190 --> 00:39:52,658 Great! There goes my insurance. 604 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:57,263 At $10 for every 5 miles an hour over the limit 605 00:39:57,265 --> 00:40:01,233 Oh, you're gonna do time, pal. 606 00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:03,602 You may even get the chair for this. 607 00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:07,139 Maybe you better step back 608 00:40:07,141 --> 00:40:09,375 and get the big picture here. 609 00:40:12,513 --> 00:40:14,079 Okay. 610 00:40:17,151 --> 00:40:20,686 I've just made a serious mistake, 611 00:40:20,688 --> 00:40:23,155 haven't I? 612 00:40:23,157 --> 00:40:24,990 Ain't life a bust? 613 00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,360 Oof. 614 00:40:30,131 --> 00:40:31,997 Ouch! 615 00:40:40,975 --> 00:40:44,610 Meanwhile, elsewhere on the planet 616 00:40:44,612 --> 00:40:47,513 This is Orson Welles, ladies and gentlemen, 617 00:40:47,515 --> 00:40:51,050 to assure you that the War of the Worlds 618 00:40:51,052 --> 00:40:53,519 has no further significance 619 00:40:53,521 --> 00:40:56,322 than as the holiday offering it was intended to be. 620 00:40:56,324 --> 00:40:59,358 - The Mercury Theatre's radio version... - Huh? 621 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,494 - Of dressing in a sheet and saying "Boo!" - Oh. 622 00:41:02,496 --> 00:41:06,165 We couldn't soap your windows, steal all your garden gates 623 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:08,467 You have failed. 624 00:41:08,469 --> 00:41:11,537 It's disciplinary review time. 625 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:19,144 You'll be relieved to learn that we didn't mean it 626 00:41:19,146 --> 00:41:23,015 and both institutions are still open for business. 627 00:41:23,017 --> 00:41:26,418 Good-bye everybody. Remember, please, 628 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:29,321 the terrible lesson you learned tonight. 629 00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:32,725 That grinning, glowing, globular invader in your living room 630 00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:35,094 is an inhabitant of the pumpkin patch. 631 00:41:35,096 --> 00:41:37,496 If your doorbell rings and nobody's there, 632 00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:40,432 that was no Martian. It's Halloween. 633 00:41:40,434 --> 00:41:42,334 You wanna bet? 634 00:41:44,005 --> 00:41:46,205 I told 'em we were to attack Arcturus. 635 00:41:46,207 --> 00:41:48,173 It's not my fault. 636 00:41:48,175 --> 00:41:49,775 Let's talk this out. 637 00:41:49,777 --> 00:41:52,444 I'll go get them 638 00:41:52,446 --> 00:41:55,781 and we can blow up any planet you want. 639 00:41:55,783 --> 00:41:59,051 - Just give us a chance! - Too late. 640 00:41:59,053 --> 00:42:01,893 Your imperfection has exceeded acceptable error levels. 641 00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:05,524 You are terminated! 642 00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:06,625 No! 643 00:42:11,232 --> 00:42:12,765 Now for the others. 644 00:42:26,781 --> 00:42:28,547 Come on, Jim. 645 00:42:32,253 --> 00:42:35,154 You hear that? 646 00:42:35,156 --> 00:42:38,057 He must be on the other side of that bale. 647 00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:41,160 This time, we're gonna get ourselves 648 00:42:41,162 --> 00:42:43,796 the picture of the century. 649 00:42:44,732 --> 00:42:46,765 Are you ready? 650 00:42:46,767 --> 00:42:48,467 Get set. 651 00:42:48,469 --> 00:42:49,735 Go! 652 00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:52,337 Ahh! 653 00:42:52,339 --> 00:42:54,606 I thought you was a Martian. 654 00:42:54,608 --> 00:42:57,242 What'd you do with him? 655 00:42:57,244 --> 00:43:00,612 He was right here when I left. 656 00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:04,750 He was here when I left, too. 657 00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:21,867 What do you suppose was in there? 658 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:30,142 That's it! 659 00:43:30,144 --> 00:43:32,811 I'm gonna kill something if it's the last thing I do. 660 00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:35,714 This time, nothing is going to stand 661 00:43:35,716 --> 00:43:37,516 in my way. 662 00:43:37,518 --> 00:43:39,618 Yeah, right. 663 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:42,387 What now, terrifying one? 664 00:43:42,389 --> 00:43:45,190 Shouldn't we be trying to find the fleet? 665 00:43:45,192 --> 00:43:48,427 Sure, we can do it the easy way 666 00:43:48,429 --> 00:43:51,797 or we can sack this entire area 667 00:43:51,799 --> 00:43:54,900 all by ourselves with a brilliantly conceived, 668 00:43:54,902 --> 00:43:58,604 meticulously executed, and perfectly-timed operation. 669 00:43:58,606 --> 00:44:00,906 We're gonna blow something up. 670 00:44:00,908 --> 00:44:02,808 Yeah, but what? 671 00:44:02,810 --> 00:44:05,511 Sheriff Hoxley's at the V.F.W. Hall. 672 00:44:05,513 --> 00:44:07,679 He'll know what to do. 673 00:44:07,681 --> 00:44:11,183 We're gonna need us more than a sheriff. 674 00:44:11,185 --> 00:44:13,919 - We're gonna need us an army. - They'll never believe us. 675 00:44:13,921 --> 00:44:17,356 They're gonna believe us, all right. 676 00:44:20,161 --> 00:44:21,493 [ Horn honking ] 677 00:44:23,497 --> 00:44:26,398 The Martians is coming! 678 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,700 Oh, oh. 679 00:44:28,702 --> 00:44:31,703 - What's going on? - I'll tell you what. 680 00:44:31,705 --> 00:44:34,706 Big Bean is being invaded by Martians. 681 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,475 What is this stuff? 682 00:44:36,477 --> 00:44:37,876 From space! 683 00:44:37,878 --> 00:44:40,179 Yikes! 684 00:44:40,181 --> 00:44:43,582 You think I'm crazy, do you? 685 00:44:43,584 --> 00:44:47,186 Well, I've got one of'em back here in the truck. 686 00:44:47,188 --> 00:44:50,355 Come on. Take a look at this. 687 00:44:53,227 --> 00:44:54,927 Take a look at what? 688 00:44:54,929 --> 00:44:57,229 He was here. 689 00:44:57,231 --> 00:44:59,398 I swear it. 690 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,466 Look. 691 00:45:01,468 --> 00:45:03,702 - That's his green blood. - That's paint. 692 00:45:05,439 --> 00:45:07,806 He's getting away. 693 00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,942 He's going to join his space army. 694 00:45:09,944 --> 00:45:12,377 Space army? 695 00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:14,880 I'd death-ray my grandmother for a space army about now. 696 00:45:18,252 --> 00:45:21,220 - Tell him, Russell. - It's true. 697 00:45:21,222 --> 00:45:23,422 I gave one of'em a ticket. 698 00:45:23,424 --> 00:45:25,357 I'm telling you. It looked 699 00:45:25,359 --> 00:45:27,859 like a full-scale invasion. 700 00:45:27,861 --> 00:45:30,295 I'll tell you what it looks like. 701 00:45:30,297 --> 00:45:32,264 It looks like a hoax to me. 702 00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:37,936 Mr. Wrenchmuller is telling the truth. 703 00:45:41,342 --> 00:45:43,609 Are you insane? 704 00:45:43,611 --> 00:45:47,613 I don't pretend to know everything that's going on 705 00:45:47,615 --> 00:45:50,782 but it's clear to me from evidence I've seen 706 00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:53,518 that we are being visited 707 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,321 by intelligent creatures. 708 00:45:56,323 --> 00:45:59,791 Intelligent creatures? That'll throw 'em off the trail. 709 00:45:59,793 --> 00:46:02,894 I even got pictures. Look here. 710 00:46:02,896 --> 00:46:05,664 That's what they look like. 711 00:46:05,666 --> 00:46:08,400 They look just like the sheriff's nephews. 712 00:46:08,402 --> 00:46:11,303 - My nephews? - Your nephews are Martians? 713 00:46:11,305 --> 00:46:14,439 No, my nephews aren't Martians. I don't even have any nephews. 714 00:46:14,441 --> 00:46:17,042 Their spaceship's in my barn. 715 00:46:17,044 --> 00:46:20,412 - He's a crazy man. - Where'd they get a spaceship? 716 00:46:20,414 --> 00:46:22,881 In California. They're surfers. 717 00:46:22,883 --> 00:46:24,483 Surfers? 718 00:46:24,485 --> 00:46:26,652 That's what your daughter said. 719 00:46:26,654 --> 00:46:29,454 Wait. Where is Kathy? 720 00:46:29,456 --> 00:46:32,624 She got out with your Martian surfer nephews. 721 00:46:32,626 --> 00:46:35,961 Mrs. Vanderspool, do know how stupid that sounds? 722 00:46:35,963 --> 00:46:38,463 They're little? 723 00:46:38,465 --> 00:46:40,032 - That's right. - And green? 724 00:46:40,034 --> 00:46:41,700 Yes! 725 00:46:41,702 --> 00:46:44,336 Little dealy-bobs coming out their head? 726 00:46:44,338 --> 00:46:46,405 Now you're cookin' with gas. 727 00:46:46,407 --> 00:46:48,540 Sounds like Martians to me. 728 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,676 I want everybody to remain calm. 729 00:46:50,678 --> 00:46:54,079 We should do something about this. 730 00:46:54,081 --> 00:46:56,381 Blaznee to world Domination Force. 731 00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:58,917 Not now, Blaznee. 732 00:46:58,919 --> 00:47:02,020 I'm busy sealing the doom of countless millions. 733 00:47:02,022 --> 00:47:05,557 - Shove off. - The device is in place. 734 00:47:05,559 --> 00:47:08,493 They'll never escape us now. Ha, ha! 735 00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:10,495 [ Laughing ] 736 00:47:13,567 --> 00:47:15,534 That's it. 737 00:47:15,536 --> 00:47:17,336 Let the enforcer drone have 'em. 738 00:47:17,338 --> 00:47:19,738 Oops. 739 00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:21,840 Sheriff Hoxley! Sheriff Hoxley! 740 00:47:23,744 --> 00:47:26,411 Hold it, hey! Come back here. 741 00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:29,948 There are Martians over here! 742 00:47:29,950 --> 00:47:31,583 Martians, Martians! 743 00:47:31,585 --> 00:47:34,720 Ahhh! 744 00:47:37,758 --> 00:47:39,791 Ha! 745 00:47:45,933 --> 00:47:48,800 Never mess with a frisbee champion. 746 00:47:48,802 --> 00:47:51,002 Mayday, Mayday, going in. 747 00:47:56,944 --> 00:47:58,910 Dr. Ziplock? 748 00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:00,645 Huh? 749 00:48:00,647 --> 00:48:02,114 Activate the hovervid. 750 00:48:06,854 --> 00:48:10,055 - We should call the National Guard. - Wait. Hold it. 751 00:48:10,057 --> 00:48:12,491 You're going about this all wrong. 752 00:48:12,493 --> 00:48:15,026 There's nothing to indicate we're in danger. 753 00:48:15,028 --> 00:48:17,429 We don't know what we're dealing with 754 00:48:17,431 --> 00:48:18,964 or even where they are! 755 00:48:26,173 --> 00:48:29,741 [ Giggywig ] We interrupt to bring you a special announcement. 756 00:48:29,743 --> 00:48:32,110 The Martians have landed. 757 00:48:32,112 --> 00:48:34,946 Prepare to die, Earth scum. 758 00:48:34,948 --> 00:48:38,450 All right, where's your spaceship? 759 00:48:38,452 --> 00:48:40,819 What's a spaceship? 760 00:48:40,821 --> 00:48:43,422 And what are you? 761 00:48:43,424 --> 00:48:47,626 I'm a carnivorous duck and I'm in a bad mood. 762 00:48:47,628 --> 00:48:50,762 Start talking or I start eating! 763 00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:54,766 Oh, oh, you mean my spaceship. 764 00:48:54,768 --> 00:48:57,436 I get your drift now. I can lead you right to it. 765 00:48:57,438 --> 00:48:59,504 Come on. 766 00:48:59,506 --> 00:49:01,666 Some alien menace you turned out to be! 767 00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:09,848 - Capt. Bipto? - Hmm? 768 00:49:09,850 --> 00:49:13,819 - I'm picking up a signal from the omniblab. - Oh? 769 00:49:13,821 --> 00:49:17,189 On behalf of His Majesty's Atomic Space Navy 770 00:49:17,191 --> 00:49:20,859 I hereby invite you to surrender peacefully 771 00:49:20,861 --> 00:49:23,995 so that we may execute you in an orderly fashion. 772 00:49:23,997 --> 00:49:27,766 Just in case you're thinking of fleeing in mass panic, 773 00:49:27,768 --> 00:49:30,735 forget it! We're cutting off your only means of escape. 774 00:49:41,815 --> 00:49:44,182 Brilliant! I would give anything 775 00:49:44,184 --> 00:49:46,685 to see the faces of those human scum now! 776 00:49:48,989 --> 00:49:50,689 The off-ramp. 777 00:49:52,593 --> 00:49:54,726 They blew up 778 00:49:54,728 --> 00:49:58,497 our new off-ramp! 779 00:49:58,499 --> 00:50:02,767 Watch as we obliterate a few of your puny missile silos. 780 00:50:03,804 --> 00:50:07,506 Hey they're at the co-op! 781 00:50:07,508 --> 00:50:09,841 Let's get 'em! 782 00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:12,177 Wait, wait, I saw 'em first. 783 00:50:12,179 --> 00:50:14,513 Wait a minute. 784 00:50:14,515 --> 00:50:16,548 I've got pictures. 785 00:50:16,550 --> 00:50:18,917 Terrifying, isn't it? 786 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,820 I've got pictures of'em. 787 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,928 Hurry up. Everyone's watching. 788 00:50:29,930 --> 00:50:33,131 He keeps trying to put tab A into slot B. 789 00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:37,536 I am not. It says right here, 790 00:50:37,538 --> 00:50:42,107 "Insert erradignathnic flodad into hyperpodnec cyboclutch." See? 791 00:50:44,011 --> 00:50:46,111 Ah, hi. 792 00:50:46,113 --> 00:50:48,847 You gonna turn me in? 793 00:50:53,287 --> 00:50:55,754 Don't you want to take over the world, too? 794 00:50:58,292 --> 00:50:59,791 We're ready! 795 00:51:00,694 --> 00:51:02,761 Fire! 796 00:51:02,763 --> 00:51:03,929 Ooo! 797 00:51:08,101 --> 00:51:09,901 Pretty neat, huh? 798 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:27,052 This isn't supposed to happen in small towns. 799 00:51:27,054 --> 00:51:29,921 I moved here to get away from things like this. 800 00:51:31,825 --> 00:51:34,159 This happen a lot in Chicago? 801 00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:42,000 This is what planetary siege weapons are all about. 802 00:51:42,002 --> 00:51:43,002 [ Laughing ] 803 00:51:44,738 --> 00:51:47,005 Wait a minute. Cease fire. 804 00:51:47,007 --> 00:51:49,874 Something's wrong. 805 00:51:49,876 --> 00:51:52,110 Wrong? 806 00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:53,678 What? 807 00:51:57,851 --> 00:52:00,085 - It's been booby-trapped. - And we're the boobies. 808 00:52:00,854 --> 00:52:02,087 [ Scream ] 809 00:52:05,092 --> 00:52:07,626 Ha, ha! 810 00:52:07,628 --> 00:52:09,394 Another big one! 811 00:52:16,370 --> 00:52:19,070 [ Giggywig ] What is this stuff? 812 00:52:19,072 --> 00:52:23,074 It's the most insidious weapon I've ever seen! 813 00:52:23,076 --> 00:52:25,377 [ Pez Munching ] Hey, it doesn't taste bad. 814 00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:27,812 [ Giggywig ] How do we get out of here? 815 00:52:27,814 --> 00:52:29,748 [ Pez ] Follow me! 816 00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:30,982 [ Munching ] 817 00:52:33,220 --> 00:52:36,655 Boy, you guys are in big trouble now. 818 00:52:36,657 --> 00:52:38,323 We gotta get out of here fast. 819 00:52:45,298 --> 00:52:48,233 Hey! It's a map of Big Bean. 820 00:52:48,235 --> 00:52:50,335 That's my house. 821 00:52:50,337 --> 00:52:52,437 This is where we are now. 822 00:52:52,439 --> 00:52:54,406 Show me where your ship landed. 823 00:52:57,144 --> 00:52:59,411 That's old man Wrenchmuller's. 824 00:52:59,413 --> 00:53:01,746 I know where that is. 825 00:53:01,748 --> 00:53:03,081 Come on. 826 00:53:09,790 --> 00:53:11,823 There's one. Shoot it you idiot! 827 00:53:12,325 --> 00:53:14,059 [ Gun Shot ] 828 00:53:14,061 --> 00:53:15,927 Never mind. Shoot that instead. 829 00:53:16,897 --> 00:53:17,929 [ Gun Shots ] 830 00:53:22,269 --> 00:53:24,903 Are we all having fun yet? 831 00:53:24,905 --> 00:53:27,205 - Yahoo. - What a disaster. 832 00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:29,908 Is this some kind of trick? 833 00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:32,110 Look, kid 834 00:53:32,112 --> 00:53:35,280 you helped me out of a jam so I'll level with you. 835 00:53:35,282 --> 00:53:38,116 I don't know anything about this invasion thing. 836 00:53:38,118 --> 00:53:42,253 If you help me, I'll do my best to try and stop it. 837 00:53:42,255 --> 00:53:43,922 Deal? 838 00:53:45,058 --> 00:53:46,858 Deal. 839 00:53:48,361 --> 00:53:51,029 This is it! We're here! 840 00:53:51,031 --> 00:53:54,132 Where are the craters and flaming buildings? 841 00:53:54,134 --> 00:53:58,203 This is where the Battle took place. 842 00:53:58,205 --> 00:54:02,774 We're lost! We missed the war and it's your fault. 843 00:54:02,776 --> 00:54:06,010 - My fault? - Maybe if we just ask somebody? 844 00:54:06,012 --> 00:54:09,314 My one chance at the big time and you've ruined it. 845 00:54:09,316 --> 00:54:12,951 - Shut up! - This gentleman, perhaps? 846 00:54:12,953 --> 00:54:15,220 - Excuse me. - Oh! 847 00:54:15,222 --> 00:54:18,123 - You scared me. - So sorry. 848 00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:21,526 No, that's good. We're getting somewhere. 849 00:54:21,528 --> 00:54:24,929 - Which way to the massacre? - The what? 850 00:54:24,931 --> 00:54:27,232 Oh, you mean the... Ha, ha. 851 00:54:27,234 --> 00:54:30,001 I'm sorry, boys, but it's over. 852 00:54:30,003 --> 00:54:31,903 - Huh? - Over? 853 00:54:31,905 --> 00:54:34,305 I'm afraid so. 854 00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:37,509 It's a shame you missed the ending. That's the best part. 855 00:54:37,511 --> 00:54:38,877 How so? 856 00:54:38,879 --> 00:54:41,079 You see, 857 00:54:41,081 --> 00:54:43,448 just when it seemed 858 00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:45,984 the Earth was doomed to be taken over, 859 00:54:45,986 --> 00:54:48,319 the Martians just up and died. 860 00:54:50,257 --> 00:54:53,892 Really? What happened to all their bodies? 861 00:54:53,894 --> 00:54:56,928 The birds got 'em, mostly. 862 00:54:56,930 --> 00:54:59,097 Pecking and tearing, swallowing mouthfuls 863 00:54:59,099 --> 00:55:02,467 of rubbery flesh! 864 00:55:02,469 --> 00:55:05,069 And the dogs had their turn at them! 865 00:55:05,071 --> 00:55:08,039 Fighting over scraps and gnawing on their little skeletons. 866 00:55:09,442 --> 00:55:12,844 And just how did they die? 867 00:55:12,846 --> 00:55:14,412 Our germs got 'em. 868 00:55:16,583 --> 00:55:19,884 - Germs? - Yeah. Little microbes 869 00:55:19,886 --> 00:55:22,821 like the ones that gave me this damn cold. 870 00:55:22,823 --> 00:55:24,255 [ Sneezes ] 871 00:55:28,562 --> 00:55:31,095 - Have a good time, boys. - I've got germs! 872 00:55:31,097 --> 00:55:33,131 Aah! Don't touch me! 873 00:55:33,133 --> 00:55:36,267 I don't mean to be nosy 874 00:55:36,269 --> 00:55:38,903 but was there any particular reason 875 00:55:38,905 --> 00:55:41,306 you guys decided to invade Earth? 876 00:55:43,210 --> 00:55:47,178 - Promise you won't laugh? - Sure! 877 00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:49,581 Ever hear of the War of the Worlds? 878 00:55:49,583 --> 00:55:52,483 Guys, guys? 879 00:55:52,485 --> 00:55:54,285 Get a load of this! 880 00:55:55,322 --> 00:55:57,055 [ Laughing ] 881 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,928 Where do we go? What do we do? 882 00:56:03,930 --> 00:56:06,297 - Where do we hide? - Back to the ship. 883 00:56:06,299 --> 00:56:08,299 Back to the asteroids. 884 00:56:08,301 --> 00:56:10,969 I love the asteroids! 885 00:56:10,971 --> 00:56:15,006 Nice, quiet, old asteroid patrol. 886 00:56:15,008 --> 00:56:19,010 - That's the life for me. - Are you kidding? 887 00:56:19,012 --> 00:56:22,647 We'll never make it with the enemy firepower out there. 888 00:56:22,649 --> 00:56:25,950 Luckily I remembered to bring my Distress-o-matic. 889 00:56:25,952 --> 00:56:28,286 I love this guy! Come here, you old... 890 00:56:29,289 --> 00:56:30,455 [ Buzzing ] 891 00:56:31,424 --> 00:56:33,157 Aw, no! Not now. 892 00:56:33,159 --> 00:56:35,093 It's not ready. 893 00:56:35,095 --> 00:56:37,395 What's not ready? 894 00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:40,298 The ship. A vacuum-head pulled a Distress-o-matic. 895 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:43,668 - A what? - Emergency beacon autopilot. 896 00:56:43,670 --> 00:56:46,271 The ship's programmed to fly to it no matter what. 897 00:56:49,276 --> 00:56:51,175 Verndroid, where did you put the... 898 00:56:51,678 --> 00:56:54,512 [ Buzzing ] 899 00:56:54,514 --> 00:56:57,515 That's a Distress-o-matic signal. 900 00:56:57,517 --> 00:57:00,151 My boys are in trouble. 901 00:57:00,153 --> 00:57:02,253 Verndroid, there's not a moment to lose! 902 00:57:06,092 --> 00:57:07,992 What? 903 00:57:07,994 --> 00:57:09,594 No, it's this way. 904 00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:11,496 Wait! 905 00:57:33,219 --> 00:57:36,621 A farmer's all-purpose helper. 906 00:57:36,623 --> 00:57:40,124 It's guaranteed to remove stumps, 907 00:57:40,126 --> 00:57:43,361 gophers, and drastically reduce 908 00:57:43,363 --> 00:57:45,463 the flight potential of Martian spaceships. 909 00:57:48,368 --> 00:57:51,602 Jim, you stay there. 910 00:57:51,604 --> 00:57:53,571 I'll be right back. 911 00:57:59,746 --> 00:58:03,081 I've got to rig an override before the engine charges. 912 00:58:03,083 --> 00:58:05,450 - What do you want me to do? - Run for your life! 913 00:58:05,452 --> 00:58:07,685 Run for your life, boy! 914 00:58:07,687 --> 00:58:09,554 Oh! 915 00:58:09,556 --> 00:58:12,290 Abandon ship, shorty. 916 00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:15,693 Abandon it? I've just fixed it. 917 00:58:15,695 --> 00:58:18,463 Too bad 'cause I'm about to un-fix it. 918 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,467 What's going on? 919 00:58:22,469 --> 00:58:27,105 - What are you doing? - Canceling your ticket home. 920 00:58:27,107 --> 00:58:30,641 Folks would give money to get their hands on you. 921 00:58:30,643 --> 00:58:33,678 I'm the one that's gonna get it! 922 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:37,415 I guess you better evacuate the premises. 923 00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:41,152 Let me shut the engines off with this little red switch. 924 00:58:46,326 --> 00:58:49,360 Get out of here, kid! 925 00:58:49,362 --> 00:58:53,197 Whoa! Come on, Jim. We're outta here. 926 00:58:53,199 --> 00:58:54,732 Wait. Hold it! 927 00:58:54,734 --> 00:58:57,068 Wait a minute. 928 00:58:57,070 --> 00:58:58,603 Now we're really outta here! 929 00:59:08,048 --> 00:59:09,280 [ Screams ] 930 00:59:11,551 --> 00:59:14,152 Forgive me, mother. 931 00:59:14,154 --> 00:59:17,388 I have to throw away my fins. 932 00:59:17,390 --> 00:59:19,624 I'll make it up to you someday, 933 00:59:19,626 --> 00:59:21,592 somehow! 934 00:59:22,829 --> 00:59:24,529 Whoa! 935 00:59:27,734 --> 00:59:29,333 Listen. 936 00:59:30,370 --> 00:59:31,702 What's that? 937 00:59:33,740 --> 00:59:35,940 It can't be any worse than that. 938 00:59:36,242 --> 00:59:37,642 Whoa! 939 00:59:44,517 --> 00:59:46,284 Duck. Duck! 940 00:59:46,286 --> 00:59:48,186 No! Duck! 941 00:59:48,188 --> 00:59:49,587 Wait! 942 00:59:52,258 --> 00:59:54,592 Hold it right there. Are you a Martian? 943 00:59:54,594 --> 00:59:56,828 I'm a duck! 944 00:59:56,830 --> 00:59:59,831 If you're a duck, where are your webbed feet? 945 00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:01,599 Snap out of it. 946 01:00:01,601 --> 01:00:03,841 The Martians, they went that way. 947 01:00:05,438 --> 01:00:06,737 I said whoa! 948 01:00:10,743 --> 01:00:14,846 When I say whoa, I mean whoa! 949 01:00:27,594 --> 01:00:30,428 Come on. We gotta get off this crazy rock. 950 01:00:38,471 --> 01:00:41,439 I guess this is good-bye. 951 01:00:44,777 --> 01:00:46,644 [ Yelling ] 952 01:00:46,646 --> 01:00:48,613 Don't take it so hard. 953 01:00:51,217 --> 01:00:52,783 Aaah! 954 01:00:52,785 --> 01:00:54,752 What about me? 955 01:00:57,223 --> 01:00:59,357 Knock it off. I'm busy! 956 01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:02,326 Waaa! 957 01:01:12,939 --> 01:01:15,640 - The ship, the ship! - All right. Let's boogie! 958 01:01:15,642 --> 01:01:17,642 Activate defense shields. 959 01:01:17,644 --> 01:01:20,244 The humans are coming! 960 01:01:20,246 --> 01:01:21,946 The humans are coming! 961 01:01:21,948 --> 01:01:24,482 Blaznee, get us out of here. 962 01:01:24,484 --> 01:01:27,785 No can do. Thanks to your stupid Distress-o-matic, 963 01:01:27,787 --> 01:01:30,354 we tweaked our vapor plates. 964 01:01:30,356 --> 01:01:33,191 Our megaspazz redundancy pile has been fried. 965 01:01:33,193 --> 01:01:35,493 I had to kill the autopilot. 966 01:01:35,495 --> 01:01:37,962 I don't care. Fix all of it. 967 01:01:37,964 --> 01:01:40,431 All of you, fix it, fix it. 968 01:01:40,433 --> 01:01:43,501 Who's that? 969 01:01:43,503 --> 01:01:47,705 [ Dr. Ziplock ] Clean out the erradicamixer and unscrew the clutch fader. 970 01:01:47,707 --> 01:01:50,274 Are you crazy? You know how bad that's gonna smell? 971 01:01:50,276 --> 01:01:52,743 Hand me a plasma coupler. 972 01:01:52,745 --> 01:01:55,613 [ Dr. Ziplock ] Who cares what is smells like! 973 01:01:55,615 --> 01:01:58,683 Come on, already. 974 01:01:58,685 --> 01:02:01,219 Stand by for takeoff. 975 01:02:09,529 --> 01:02:13,297 That must be our boys wreaking havoc over there. 976 01:02:23,710 --> 01:02:26,277 Thank you. 977 01:02:28,982 --> 01:02:31,449 I shall wait in the transport. 978 01:02:31,451 --> 01:02:34,418 Good. You do that. 979 01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:36,587 He's such a good boy. 980 01:02:37,991 --> 01:02:38,991 [ Gun Shots ] 981 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,594 Come on. What's taking so long? 982 01:02:43,596 --> 01:02:46,864 Enter the N-38 to the 6th power. Now we cross-link 983 01:02:46,866 --> 01:02:49,834 the improbalator to the smalltersnatch. 984 01:02:49,836 --> 01:02:52,003 My men! 985 01:02:52,739 --> 01:02:53,804 [ Yelling ] 986 01:02:55,308 --> 01:02:57,875 - Oh. - I must say, I'm impressed, 987 01:02:57,877 --> 01:03:01,846 a brilliant victory brought about by your will to win. 988 01:03:05,885 --> 01:03:07,752 - Here we go. - Let's get 'em! 989 01:03:13,026 --> 01:03:15,493 What the heck is that thing? 990 01:03:15,495 --> 01:03:17,028 Who cares? Just shoot it. 991 01:03:22,368 --> 01:03:24,568 We did win, didn't we? 992 01:03:24,570 --> 01:03:27,405 No, but if we think fast enough 993 01:03:27,407 --> 01:03:28,847 we just might live to lie about it. 994 01:03:33,546 --> 01:03:35,646 What's the problem? Just vaporize 995 01:03:35,648 --> 01:03:37,682 everyone, everything. 996 01:03:37,684 --> 01:03:40,418 Poof! Mission accomplished. 997 01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:43,587 Medals, awards, a parade. Next? 998 01:03:43,589 --> 01:03:47,358 No, wrong, false, none of the above. 999 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:50,027 - Why? Because we're not supposed to be here. - What? 1000 01:03:50,029 --> 01:03:52,863 We goofed. We erred. 1001 01:03:52,865 --> 01:03:54,999 We misinterpreted the data at hand. 1002 01:03:55,001 --> 01:03:57,435 I told you so. 1003 01:03:57,437 --> 01:04:01,405 Let me explain the situation in a nutshell. 1004 01:04:01,407 --> 01:04:04,675 There are 5 of us and 4 billon of them. 1005 01:04:04,677 --> 01:04:08,779 They have strategic air commands, nuclear-powered submarines 1006 01:04:08,781 --> 01:04:10,815 and John Wayne. 1007 01:04:10,817 --> 01:04:12,983 We have this. 1008 01:04:12,985 --> 01:04:14,952 - Is it loaded? - Let's find out. 1009 01:04:16,789 --> 01:04:19,824 Wait! We've got bigger problems. 1010 01:04:19,826 --> 01:04:22,560 - What's worse than this? - That. 1011 01:04:22,562 --> 01:04:23,761 Who let him out? 1012 01:04:25,898 --> 01:04:28,933 Martians I'm afraid we have no choice. 1013 01:04:28,935 --> 01:04:32,603 We will have to use the D.O.D. 1014 01:04:34,006 --> 01:04:36,440 Break out the kits. 1015 01:04:36,442 --> 01:04:39,009 What's the D.O.D? 1016 01:04:39,011 --> 01:04:41,712 What does it do? 1017 01:04:45,918 --> 01:04:49,653 You can't! If you let your friends blow up the Earth 1018 01:04:49,655 --> 01:04:51,622 I'll never speak to you again. 1019 01:04:52,792 --> 01:04:55,559 Hold your fire. 1020 01:04:55,561 --> 01:04:57,128 Hold your fire! 1021 01:04:58,931 --> 01:05:00,731 Put your guns down. 1022 01:05:07,974 --> 01:05:10,608 What the heck is that? 1023 01:05:22,822 --> 01:05:27,925 Citizens of Earth, surrender or die. 1024 01:05:27,927 --> 01:05:31,695 Why should we? We've got you surrounded. 1025 01:05:31,697 --> 01:05:33,898 Take it easy, Klembecker. 1026 01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:37,535 If you don't surrender, or attempt to kill us 1027 01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:40,905 this device will detonate, and you, your town 1028 01:05:40,907 --> 01:05:43,707 and everything within a million mile radius 1029 01:05:43,709 --> 01:05:45,643 will just simply go 1030 01:05:45,645 --> 01:05:47,144 kaboom! 1031 01:05:47,146 --> 01:05:48,846 Wow! 1032 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:52,950 You'll be killed, too! 1033 01:05:52,952 --> 01:05:55,719 Wrong! This, you see, 1034 01:05:55,721 --> 01:05:58,222 is the donut of destruction! 1035 01:06:01,794 --> 01:06:04,695 It will obliterate all of you 1036 01:06:04,697 --> 01:06:07,998 while leaving us completely unscathed. 1037 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,702 Yeah? What about your ship? 1038 01:06:11,704 --> 01:06:14,472 Won't it be obliterated, too? 1039 01:06:19,879 --> 01:06:23,180 - We're doomed! - Let's let 'em have it! 1040 01:06:23,182 --> 01:06:26,584 Gimme that. Prepare to die, Earth scum. 1041 01:06:45,538 --> 01:06:46,937 You did it again. 1042 01:06:46,939 --> 01:06:49,707 You put tab '"A" into slot "B". 1043 01:06:49,709 --> 01:06:52,643 - I must've told you a hundred times! - No, I didn't! 1044 01:06:52,645 --> 01:06:55,579 - It wasn't me. - You want to argue or live? 1045 01:06:55,581 --> 01:06:57,681 Get 'em! 1046 01:06:57,683 --> 01:07:00,150 Are you all right? 1047 01:07:00,152 --> 01:07:03,754 - I can't move. My whole body's asleep. - I'll get help. 1048 01:07:05,858 --> 01:07:07,958 Hey, somebody help. Hurry! 1049 01:07:10,563 --> 01:07:11,729 Kathy? 1050 01:07:13,866 --> 01:07:16,267 Kathy! I've been looking all over for you. 1051 01:07:16,269 --> 01:07:18,302 What the heck is that? 1052 01:07:20,273 --> 01:07:22,840 You're alive! 1053 01:07:22,842 --> 01:07:25,709 "Prepare to die, Earth scum." 1054 01:07:25,711 --> 01:07:28,279 I'll make sure they carve that on your tombstone. 1055 01:07:28,281 --> 01:07:30,848 Aw, shut up. 1056 01:07:30,850 --> 01:07:35,286 They was all I needed to save my farm and I almost had 'em. 1057 01:07:35,288 --> 01:07:39,590 I could have been rich and never had to worry. 1058 01:07:39,592 --> 01:07:42,226 It's gonna be all right. I'll take you to my place. 1059 01:07:42,228 --> 01:07:45,596 They landed on my farm. That counts for something. 1060 01:07:45,598 --> 01:07:48,198 - Sure it does. - Verndroid to Capt. Bipto. 1061 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:51,835 Capt. Bipto, come in, please. 1062 01:07:51,837 --> 01:07:54,605 [ Russell ] There's something wrong with my brother. 1063 01:07:54,607 --> 01:07:57,975 - Vern's your brother? - Capt. Bipto, come in, please! 1064 01:07:57,977 --> 01:08:01,145 - He used to be. - Vern, are you all right? 1065 01:08:01,147 --> 01:08:03,247 It must be shock. 1066 01:08:03,249 --> 01:08:05,716 I'll take him to my place. 1067 01:08:07,053 --> 01:08:09,353 I'll take care of your truck. 1068 01:08:09,355 --> 01:08:12,356 Keep an eye on that until I get back. 1069 01:08:12,358 --> 01:08:15,759 Listen, Russell is the sheriff now. 1070 01:08:15,761 --> 01:08:17,661 Listen to what he says. 1071 01:08:23,235 --> 01:08:25,069 [ Russell ] All right, let's get organized. 1072 01:08:25,071 --> 01:08:27,137 Are you all right? 1073 01:08:27,139 --> 01:08:30,107 Yes. 1074 01:08:30,109 --> 01:08:34,345 You have a good explanation as to what you were doing 1075 01:08:34,347 --> 01:08:36,981 riding in an alien spacecraft? 1076 01:08:42,088 --> 01:08:45,389 Nice knowing you. 1077 01:08:53,265 --> 01:08:55,633 What have we here? 1078 01:08:55,635 --> 01:08:57,334 Martians got popcorn? 1079 01:09:11,917 --> 01:09:13,917 Here you go. 1080 01:09:17,823 --> 01:09:19,657 It'll be all right. 1081 01:09:24,296 --> 01:09:26,296 [Kathy] What are we gonna do? 1082 01:09:26,298 --> 01:09:28,432 You're going to bed. 1083 01:09:28,434 --> 01:09:30,801 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know. 1084 01:09:30,803 --> 01:09:33,137 I'll call the air force, I guess. 1085 01:09:33,139 --> 01:09:36,073 You can't. They hate Martians. 1086 01:09:36,075 --> 01:09:40,144 They'll shoot and drop nuclear bombs. 1087 01:09:40,146 --> 01:09:43,080 I don't know about bombs but they deserve whatever they get. Now come on. 1088 01:09:43,082 --> 01:09:45,315 But, Dad, they're not really bad. 1089 01:09:45,317 --> 01:09:47,785 They're just stupid. 1090 01:09:47,787 --> 01:09:50,087 They haven't really hurt anybody. 1091 01:09:50,089 --> 01:09:53,257 If we help them get away 1092 01:09:53,259 --> 01:09:56,727 no one will ever know the difference. 1093 01:09:56,729 --> 01:09:59,396 Honey, I'm supposed to be the sheriff. 1094 01:09:59,398 --> 01:10:01,899 If I don't get help to control this 1095 01:10:01,901 --> 01:10:04,201 and it gets more out of hand 1096 01:10:04,203 --> 01:10:06,403 it'll be my fault. 1097 01:10:06,405 --> 01:10:09,473 I might as well throw away this badge. 1098 01:10:09,475 --> 01:10:12,876 That's all you care about, your stupid badge. 1099 01:10:12,878 --> 01:10:15,379 If you want to be a big, important sheriff, 1100 01:10:15,381 --> 01:10:17,141 why don't you do things yourself? 1101 01:10:19,085 --> 01:10:21,085 At least they have a chance with you. 1102 01:10:41,474 --> 01:10:45,909 What are we going to do now? 1103 01:10:45,911 --> 01:10:49,379 Looks like we'll have to apply for citizenship. 1104 01:10:49,381 --> 01:10:53,117 If only we could have connected with the invasion force. 1105 01:10:53,119 --> 01:10:56,053 It could have been glorious! 1106 01:10:56,055 --> 01:10:58,489 If we ever get out, remind me. 1107 01:10:58,491 --> 01:11:01,425 I've got a real funny story to tell you. 1108 01:11:01,427 --> 01:11:04,161 We're doomed to spend our lives 1109 01:11:04,163 --> 01:11:07,164 breathing 74% nitrogen. 1110 01:11:11,103 --> 01:11:14,471 ¶ Oh, give me a home 1111 01:11:14,473 --> 01:11:18,108 ¶ Where the asteroids roam 1112 01:11:18,110 --> 01:11:23,046 ¶ And the dweebs and the fuzzymugs play 1113 01:11:23,048 --> 01:11:26,817 ¶ Where gravity's low 1114 01:11:26,819 --> 01:11:30,420 ¶ and the water is slow 1115 01:11:30,422 --> 01:11:35,959 ¶ And the desert winds blow you away 1116 01:11:35,961 --> 01:11:41,365 ¶ Mars, Mars is my home 1117 01:11:41,367 --> 01:11:46,403 ¶ Where everyone's short just like me 1118 01:11:46,405 --> 01:11:49,206 ¶ I wish I was where 1119 01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:52,409 ¶ There is not so much air 1120 01:11:52,411 --> 01:11:57,848 ¶ And two moons to smile down upon me ¶ 1121 01:12:08,494 --> 01:12:11,028 Hey, what are you doing here? 1122 01:12:11,030 --> 01:12:12,896 There's no place like home. 1123 01:12:14,466 --> 01:12:16,834 There's no place like home. 1124 01:12:18,037 --> 01:12:20,904 There's no place like home. 1125 01:12:34,854 --> 01:12:38,388 Hey, shortstuff, welcome back. 1126 01:12:38,390 --> 01:12:41,058 We're trying to figure out how to get outta here. 1127 01:12:41,060 --> 01:12:43,160 Got any bright ideas? 1128 01:12:46,899 --> 01:12:50,934 Well, bless your little batteries. 1129 01:12:54,206 --> 01:12:56,506 Number for the Strategic Air Command, please. 1130 01:12:56,508 --> 01:12:59,209 What extension, please? 1131 01:12:59,211 --> 01:13:04,615 Do you have a listing for reporting unusual phenomena? 1132 01:13:04,617 --> 01:13:06,884 - A U.F.O.? - That'll do. 1133 01:13:06,886 --> 01:13:09,152 There's no such listing. 1134 01:13:09,154 --> 01:13:13,490 I do have unlimited listings for psychiatrists. 1135 01:13:13,492 --> 01:13:15,926 Wait, lady, I don't need to hear this. 1136 01:13:20,566 --> 01:13:22,499 Oh, no. 1137 01:13:24,336 --> 01:13:26,270 Kathy? 1138 01:13:26,272 --> 01:13:29,206 Kathy? 1139 01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:31,375 Kathy? 1140 01:13:31,377 --> 01:13:33,644 [ Kathy ] You melonheads! 1141 01:13:33,646 --> 01:13:36,246 That was just an old radio show. 1142 01:13:38,017 --> 01:13:40,918 I figured out why you're here. 1143 01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:43,921 You were sent to ruin my Halloween, weren't you? 1144 01:13:43,923 --> 01:13:46,657 Capt. Bipto to Verndroid. Come in, please. 1145 01:13:46,659 --> 01:13:49,092 Capt. Bipto to Verndroid! 1146 01:13:49,094 --> 01:13:51,695 Yes, Capt. Bipto? 1147 01:13:51,697 --> 01:13:55,165 Remember the surprise we were working on? 1148 01:13:55,167 --> 01:13:57,467 The time has come 1149 01:13:57,469 --> 01:14:01,271 to unleash its terror! 1150 01:14:01,273 --> 01:14:04,441 Would you like it equipped with nuclear warheads or particle beam weapons? 1151 01:14:04,443 --> 01:14:06,543 Who me? 1152 01:14:06,545 --> 01:14:09,546 Whatever. Be creative. We'll meet you there. 1153 01:14:15,187 --> 01:14:18,322 - Well? - Let's do it. 1154 01:14:22,561 --> 01:14:23,561 [ Beeping ] 1155 01:14:24,563 --> 01:14:27,064 - Aw! - What's wrong? 1156 01:14:27,066 --> 01:14:29,533 The hyperfusion-feedback governor on the ship 1157 01:14:29,535 --> 01:14:31,735 just had a meltdown. 1158 01:14:31,737 --> 01:14:33,670 If we don't get back to zero gravity 1159 01:14:33,672 --> 01:14:37,274 in the next, oh, hour, 1160 01:14:37,276 --> 01:14:39,476 the ship's hyperdrive will implode 1161 01:14:39,478 --> 01:14:41,678 creating an ever-expanding hole 1162 01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:45,282 in the space-time continuum. 1163 01:14:45,284 --> 01:14:49,086 Making you, me, and the rest of this galaxy 1164 01:14:49,088 --> 01:14:52,422 some other universe's problem. Right? 1165 01:14:52,424 --> 01:14:53,623 Close enough. 1166 01:15:15,447 --> 01:15:18,148 [ Giggywig ] We look stupid, don't we? 1167 01:15:18,150 --> 01:15:20,684 Keep your head down. Maybe no one will see us. 1168 01:15:20,686 --> 01:15:22,586 I don't see why I have to pedal. 1169 01:15:22,588 --> 01:15:24,755 Nobody rides for free. 1170 01:15:24,757 --> 01:15:26,456 What's he doing? 1171 01:15:30,429 --> 01:15:33,263 It's my dad! 1172 01:15:33,265 --> 01:15:36,500 - Did he spot us? - I don't think so. 1173 01:15:39,805 --> 01:15:44,074 [ Klembecker ] Outta the way. Shotgun coming through. 1174 01:15:44,076 --> 01:15:46,076 We need more ammo. 1175 01:15:47,713 --> 01:15:52,115 - Did you get them? - We almost got 'em. 1176 01:15:52,117 --> 01:15:55,352 - Mr. Klembecker shot a bunny. - Shut up! 1177 01:15:55,354 --> 01:15:57,788 - It was charging! - Let's stay cool. 1178 01:15:57,790 --> 01:16:00,257 I don't want anybody to get hurt. 1179 01:16:00,259 --> 01:16:03,827 We're trapped. What are we gonna do? 1180 01:16:03,829 --> 01:16:07,264 Die horrible, searing deaths in less than an hour. 1181 01:16:08,734 --> 01:16:11,168 Can we help? 1182 01:16:11,170 --> 01:16:13,437 [ Vern ] No, I'm fine. 1183 01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:17,340 A little more ocular welding and we'll be set. 1184 01:16:17,342 --> 01:16:19,342 What the heck is that? 1185 01:16:19,344 --> 01:16:23,180 It's a diversion. We're gonna get the ship back. 1186 01:16:23,182 --> 01:16:25,615 You better not try to stop us! 1187 01:16:25,617 --> 01:16:29,352 If you get through me, you'll have to deal with him. 1188 01:16:29,354 --> 01:16:32,589 Relax, kid, I've just come to help. 1189 01:16:34,426 --> 01:16:38,595 I already got a whole bunch of pictures. 1190 01:16:38,597 --> 01:16:43,266 If I help them get away, I'll have the only ones. 1191 01:16:43,268 --> 01:16:46,369 Gentlemen, I present 1192 01:16:46,371 --> 01:16:49,139 the farmzoid. 1193 01:17:04,690 --> 01:17:06,323 - All right. - Hurry, hurry! 1194 01:17:18,203 --> 01:17:20,837 Now that's a diversion! 1195 01:17:26,245 --> 01:17:28,645 We can't wait. 1196 01:17:28,647 --> 01:17:31,715 We have to chance it. 1197 01:17:31,717 --> 01:17:34,651 I told you to go to bed! 1198 01:17:34,653 --> 01:17:40,891 Take me to your secret government labs, and cut me into wafer-thin sections. 1199 01:17:40,893 --> 01:17:44,561 They want to go home. They've made a mistake. 1200 01:17:44,563 --> 01:17:47,230 And they're sorry. Aren't you? 1201 01:17:47,232 --> 01:17:49,699 And getting sorrier by the minute. 1202 01:17:49,701 --> 01:17:52,269 The ship's gonna blow up 1203 01:17:52,271 --> 01:17:54,231 and destroy the Earth in 15 minutes! 1204 01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:56,773 Really, Dad. 1205 01:17:56,775 --> 01:17:58,909 Hey, it's your planet. 1206 01:17:58,911 --> 01:18:01,378 Just for the sake of argument, 1207 01:18:01,380 --> 01:18:05,448 how are you planning on getting out? 1208 01:18:05,450 --> 01:18:07,717 There's a few things I haven't tried yet. 1209 01:18:07,719 --> 01:18:10,353 They're risky, but better than death. 1210 01:18:10,355 --> 01:18:11,555 Probably. 1211 01:18:17,396 --> 01:18:21,631 We worked really hard on creating this big diversion. 1212 01:18:21,633 --> 01:18:23,800 A diversion? 1213 01:18:23,802 --> 01:18:26,503 What kind of a diversion? 1214 01:18:26,505 --> 01:18:29,239 What the heck is that? 1215 01:18:35,380 --> 01:18:38,248 Uh, that diversion. 1216 01:18:46,892 --> 01:18:51,261 I gotta admit. That's a diversion. 1217 01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:04,307 I don't care what the heck that thing is. 1218 01:19:05,377 --> 01:19:06,943 Adios. 1219 01:19:06,945 --> 01:19:10,013 Hey, Klembecker? 1220 01:19:10,015 --> 01:19:11,982 Laugh now, butthead! 1221 01:19:11,984 --> 01:19:13,783 I'll drive. 1222 01:19:15,554 --> 01:19:17,387 Hey? 1223 01:19:18,290 --> 01:19:21,024 Mayday, Mayday. 1224 01:19:21,026 --> 01:19:24,628 Look, you guys caused a lot of damage here. 1225 01:19:24,630 --> 01:19:27,330 You're gonna have to make restitution somehow. 1226 01:19:27,332 --> 01:19:30,267 If you promise me that, then I'll help you. 1227 01:19:30,269 --> 01:19:32,802 Promise me that you can hit that blinking red light 1228 01:19:32,804 --> 01:19:35,038 in the next 10 seconds 1229 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,874 or we're gonna need help from a higher source. 1230 01:19:37,876 --> 01:19:39,342 Hang on. 1231 01:19:41,747 --> 01:19:43,546 Aaah! 1232 01:19:43,548 --> 01:19:45,348 - Which red button? - That one. 1233 01:19:46,318 --> 01:19:48,652 Not that one! 1234 01:19:54,393 --> 01:19:56,860 Mayday. Somebody answer me. 1235 01:19:58,497 --> 01:20:01,665 Capt. Bipto, what's wrong? 1236 01:20:01,667 --> 01:20:04,401 We've got problems. We'll need a miracle 1237 01:20:04,403 --> 01:20:07,704 to get this baby off the ground, much less outer space. 1238 01:20:07,706 --> 01:20:11,741 Can you tip that contraption up on its butt? 1239 01:20:11,743 --> 01:20:14,311 If the vertical orientation struts are functioning. 1240 01:20:14,313 --> 01:20:16,046 I think I've got you covered 1241 01:20:16,048 --> 01:20:18,682 but we have to get back to the farm. 1242 01:20:18,684 --> 01:20:20,244 - Tell them to meet us there. - Right. 1243 01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:23,420 Meet at the Wrenchmuller farm. 1244 01:20:23,422 --> 01:20:25,822 Bipto out. 1245 01:20:25,824 --> 01:20:28,758 Hey, where do you guys grow your Wrenchmullers? 1246 01:20:30,095 --> 01:20:32,796 There must be something we can use. 1247 01:20:32,798 --> 01:20:35,665 You can't just take a car. 1248 01:20:37,602 --> 01:20:39,636 It's all right, kid. 1249 01:20:39,638 --> 01:20:41,037 I know this guy. 1250 01:20:46,345 --> 01:20:48,745 Vern, you come down right now, hear? 1251 01:20:52,384 --> 01:20:55,452 Shoot, my helpless friends, shoot! 1252 01:20:55,454 --> 01:20:57,520 Fire everything you've got. 1253 01:20:57,522 --> 01:20:59,022 The farmzoid is impervious. 1254 01:21:00,959 --> 01:21:03,660 That's it. Mom's gonna hear about this! 1255 01:21:11,803 --> 01:21:14,003 - Make a left. - Left? 1256 01:21:14,005 --> 01:21:15,839 - Left? - Right. I mean, yes. 1257 01:21:15,841 --> 01:21:18,842 Come back, you cowards. Come back here! 1258 01:21:18,844 --> 01:21:21,778 It's just a big toy robot. 1259 01:21:23,482 --> 01:21:26,816 If I win, the whole tank wins 1260 01:21:26,818 --> 01:21:28,918 not just one guy. 1261 01:21:31,156 --> 01:21:32,922 Aaah! 1262 01:21:41,433 --> 01:21:42,832 [ Laughs ] 1263 01:21:45,837 --> 01:21:49,005 In case anybody's interested 1264 01:21:49,007 --> 01:21:51,841 we have 12 minutes until the end of the world. 1265 01:21:51,843 --> 01:21:54,411 Put this puppy into hyperdrive! 1266 01:21:54,413 --> 01:21:56,613 Maybe I better take a shortcut. 1267 01:22:02,721 --> 01:22:04,921 Listen, I'd like to live to see 1268 01:22:04,923 --> 01:22:06,823 the end of the world! 1269 01:22:06,825 --> 01:22:08,091 Okay? 1270 01:22:10,429 --> 01:22:12,562 There's the farm. 1271 01:22:14,833 --> 01:22:16,900 Whoa! 1272 01:22:23,475 --> 01:22:26,476 I'm telling you, that ship has got 1273 01:22:26,478 --> 01:22:28,611 the flight potential of a cement truck. 1274 01:22:28,613 --> 01:22:30,647 I can fix that. 1275 01:22:32,017 --> 01:22:33,883 What's that? 1276 01:22:33,885 --> 01:22:37,620 That's a farmer's all-purpose helper. 1277 01:22:37,622 --> 01:22:42,125 It's guaranteed to remove stumps, gophers, 1278 01:22:42,127 --> 01:22:45,562 and improve the flight potential of a Martian spaceship. 1279 01:22:45,564 --> 01:22:48,465 - Get outta here. - Help yourselves. 1280 01:22:48,467 --> 01:22:51,100 Wait up. This I gotta see. 1281 01:22:51,102 --> 01:22:54,571 This is your captain speaking. 1282 01:22:54,573 --> 01:22:58,575 I'd like to thank you for flying Air Blaznee. 1283 01:22:58,577 --> 01:23:01,678 I hope we live long enough to do this again sometime. 1284 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,514 Come on. You're not gonna believe this! 1285 01:23:07,686 --> 01:23:10,587 - Bypass the ecto-thruster. - Guys, wait a minute. 1286 01:23:10,589 --> 01:23:12,689 That's the guy who wants to blow us up. 1287 01:23:12,691 --> 01:23:15,592 Flight One to Mars now boarding. 1288 01:23:15,594 --> 01:23:17,560 What are you gonna do with this? 1289 01:23:17,562 --> 01:23:19,696 Sheriff, ain't you ever put 1290 01:23:19,698 --> 01:23:23,199 a cherry bomb under a garbage can? 1291 01:23:23,201 --> 01:23:25,568 - Ha-ha-ha. - A what? 1292 01:23:25,570 --> 01:23:27,871 Don't you guys ever listen? 1293 01:23:27,873 --> 01:23:30,607 - Anybody seen my astroplans? - Who took the torus calibrator? 1294 01:23:30,609 --> 01:23:32,709 Listen to me. 1295 01:23:32,711 --> 01:23:35,044 Blaznee, we'll fix that later. Prepare to launch. 1296 01:23:35,046 --> 01:23:37,780 - This isn't gonna work. - Don't worry. 1297 01:23:37,782 --> 01:23:40,250 Our Earth friends are gonna give us an extra boost. 1298 01:23:40,252 --> 01:23:43,786 That guy wants to boost his bank account. 1299 01:23:43,788 --> 01:23:46,055 He's trying to blow up the ship. 1300 01:23:46,057 --> 01:23:48,124 Assume vertical launch position. 1301 01:23:50,562 --> 01:23:53,129 Verndroid, this is Capt. Bipto. 1302 01:23:53,131 --> 01:23:55,665 Are you receiving me? 1303 01:23:55,667 --> 01:23:58,201 - Verndroid, come in, please. - Yes, Capt. Bipto. 1304 01:23:58,203 --> 01:24:00,570 How may I be of assistance? 1305 01:24:00,572 --> 01:24:03,673 Your assignment is complete, Verndroid. 1306 01:24:03,675 --> 01:24:05,975 Your bravery and devotion have saved us all. 1307 01:24:05,977 --> 01:24:09,712 I am so proud of you, son. 1308 01:24:09,714 --> 01:24:12,682 You are no longer my robot slave. 1309 01:24:12,684 --> 01:24:15,885 Live and be free! 1310 01:24:15,887 --> 01:24:18,187 Thank you, Capt. Bipto. 1311 01:24:18,189 --> 01:24:20,223 It has been a pleasure serving you. 1312 01:24:20,225 --> 01:24:21,691 Now 1313 01:24:24,262 --> 01:24:26,596 I must bid you adieu. 1314 01:24:26,598 --> 01:24:28,898 There's much work to be done. 1315 01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:30,733 You see, I have plans for this world, 1316 01:24:31,269 --> 01:24:33,336 big plans! 1317 01:24:34,773 --> 01:24:36,739 Verndroid away! 1318 01:24:39,110 --> 01:24:41,277 Mm-hmm. 1319 01:24:41,279 --> 01:24:44,647 NASA spends years calculating fuel loads, 1320 01:24:44,649 --> 01:24:48,651 launch pressures, and orbital-window dynamics. 1321 01:24:48,653 --> 01:24:51,213 You're just gonna stuff dynamite under this and light the fuse? 1322 01:24:52,157 --> 01:24:54,257 Actually, 1323 01:24:54,259 --> 01:24:56,993 I was gonna use this. 1324 01:24:56,995 --> 01:24:58,661 Kids, get behind that tractor. 1325 01:25:05,103 --> 01:25:08,104 This is supposed to save us from the end of the world? 1326 01:25:09,207 --> 01:25:12,308 Now, before we go 1327 01:25:12,310 --> 01:25:15,778 does anyone need to go to the bathroom? 1328 01:25:15,780 --> 01:25:20,049 Is this really gonna work? If it's not 1329 01:25:20,051 --> 01:25:23,052 we ought to figure out how to defuse that nuclear cosmos-whatever it is. 1330 01:25:23,054 --> 01:25:25,021 You know how? 1331 01:25:25,023 --> 01:25:27,323 No. 1332 01:25:27,325 --> 01:25:30,293 Then move out, or this is gonna solve everyone's problem, 1333 01:25:36,301 --> 01:25:39,102 one way or another. 1334 01:25:39,104 --> 01:25:42,305 Hey, I'm not going home in a bag! 1335 01:25:42,307 --> 01:25:44,974 I made it! I'm never gonna do this again. 1336 01:25:44,976 --> 01:25:46,676 Same here. 1337 01:25:47,245 --> 01:25:48,811 Oh! 1338 01:25:58,356 --> 01:26:01,190 Red alert. Run for your lives! 1339 01:26:05,363 --> 01:26:08,197 Leave them alone. 1340 01:26:08,199 --> 01:26:12,135 - Kathy, get back. - They want to go home. 1341 01:26:12,137 --> 01:26:14,904 Impossible. They have failed in their mission. 1342 01:26:14,906 --> 01:26:19,075 If you kill them now, the gravity hyperfusion 1343 01:26:19,077 --> 01:26:21,144 pheto-cuisinart will blow up in 1344 01:26:21,146 --> 01:26:23,846 5 minutes or so. 1345 01:26:23,848 --> 01:26:26,282 The Earth will implode and throw Mars out of orbit 1346 01:26:26,284 --> 01:26:29,052 and it'll go crashing into the sun. 1347 01:26:29,054 --> 01:26:32,855 That would be a blemish on the old perfection record. 1348 01:26:33,458 --> 01:26:35,324 And expensive. 1349 01:26:35,326 --> 01:26:38,361 What if they took it out of your paycheck? Whoa! 1350 01:26:38,363 --> 01:26:41,030 What's a planet cost these days? 1351 01:26:41,032 --> 01:26:43,166 4 minutes, 30 seconds. 1352 01:26:48,807 --> 01:26:51,908 Very well. 1353 01:26:51,910 --> 01:26:54,210 Return to your spacecraft. 1354 01:26:54,212 --> 01:26:56,312 Every Pez for himself! 1355 01:27:03,288 --> 01:27:07,156 Blaznee, you'll have exactly 6.38621 seconds 1356 01:27:07,158 --> 01:27:10,059 to fire the main engine to reach escape velocity. 1357 01:27:10,061 --> 01:27:11,901 Never tell me the decimal points. 1358 01:27:14,032 --> 01:27:18,801 I'm gonna grow up to be 5'7, 5'8 easy. 1359 01:27:18,803 --> 01:27:20,837 You're full grown. 1360 01:27:20,839 --> 01:27:25,808 I'm animal. You're polypropylene. 1361 01:27:26,411 --> 01:27:28,878 Besides 1362 01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:30,980 they really need you. 1363 01:27:33,251 --> 01:27:35,518 We can write 1364 01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:39,288 or something. 1365 01:27:39,290 --> 01:27:41,524 Geez, you're breaking my heart. 1366 01:27:42,861 --> 01:27:44,127 Here. 1367 01:27:49,100 --> 01:27:52,769 Come on, shortstuff, before they check for green cards. 1368 01:27:57,809 --> 01:28:01,310 Hey, the next time you guys visit 1369 01:28:01,312 --> 01:28:03,980 pay closer attention to our traffic laws. 1370 01:28:03,982 --> 01:28:07,016 Next time we visit? Yeech! 1371 01:28:08,553 --> 01:28:12,388 Well, thanks for not killing them, Mr. Enforcer Drone. 1372 01:28:12,390 --> 01:28:16,092 Sorry to interrupt. 3 minutes! 1373 01:28:16,094 --> 01:28:18,861 You misunderstood. Once we reach 1374 01:28:18,863 --> 01:28:20,830 the cold, airless depths of outer space, 1375 01:28:20,832 --> 01:28:24,033 I shall incinerate them 1376 01:28:24,035 --> 01:28:26,402 and toss their charred, sizzling skeletons into the cosmos. 1377 01:28:26,404 --> 01:28:29,472 Huh? Say what? 1378 01:28:29,474 --> 01:28:31,808 A quick vacuuming, a little air freshener 1379 01:28:31,810 --> 01:28:34,177 and will have completed my duties with perfection. 1380 01:28:34,179 --> 01:28:35,411 What? 1381 01:28:36,848 --> 01:28:38,047 You can't do that! 1382 01:28:38,950 --> 01:28:41,117 Better them than us. 1383 01:28:41,119 --> 01:28:43,186 I beg your pardon? 1384 01:28:43,188 --> 01:28:46,055 I thought you were nice, but I was wrong. 1385 01:28:46,057 --> 01:28:48,825 You're just a selfish old man. 1386 01:28:48,827 --> 01:28:51,894 They caused more trouble than they was worth. 1387 01:28:51,896 --> 01:28:55,264 If it hadn't been for you, 1388 01:28:55,266 --> 01:28:57,967 things might have gotten further out of hand. 1389 01:28:57,969 --> 01:29:00,303 Somebody might even have gotten killed. 1390 01:29:00,305 --> 01:29:05,074 I'd say that makes you a hero in both our planets. 1391 01:29:05,076 --> 01:29:09,212 As the ambassador of the planet Earth 1392 01:29:09,214 --> 01:29:12,148 I would like to present you with an award 1393 01:29:12,150 --> 01:29:14,450 as a token of our appreciation. 1394 01:29:15,587 --> 01:29:19,121 The trinitrotoluene award. 1395 01:29:21,259 --> 01:29:23,960 Kids, run and get the champagne 1396 01:29:23,962 --> 01:29:26,529 so we can do this up proper. 1397 01:29:26,531 --> 01:29:30,333 I accept in the name of goodwill, with hope 1398 01:29:30,335 --> 01:29:32,468 for peaceful coexistence of our two worlds. 1399 01:29:33,605 --> 01:29:35,886 It certainly isn't much to look at, is it? 1400 01:29:37,308 --> 01:29:40,610 Let me light it up for you so you can get the full effect. 1401 01:29:47,085 --> 01:29:48,885 How pretty! 1402 01:29:51,623 --> 01:29:54,957 How'd you like to have a photo 1403 01:29:54,959 --> 01:29:57,026 so you can remember this? 1404 01:29:57,028 --> 01:29:59,662 Yes, please. 1405 01:29:59,664 --> 01:30:05,268 Let me back up a bit so I can get the whole ship into it. 1406 01:30:05,270 --> 01:30:08,304 Are you sure there's enough light? 1407 01:30:08,306 --> 01:30:11,274 - Oh, there's gonna be plenty of light. - I'm so proud. 1408 01:30:11,276 --> 01:30:13,009 I don't know what to say. 1409 01:30:14,078 --> 01:30:16,946 You can just say your prayers. 1410 01:30:21,319 --> 01:30:23,399 - What the... - Why aren't we moving? 1411 01:30:27,458 --> 01:30:29,458 Great. We're stuck here. 1412 01:30:30,962 --> 01:30:33,129 I guess he left. 1413 01:30:34,599 --> 01:30:37,333 What happened? 1414 01:30:37,335 --> 01:30:41,003 It's okay. Mr. Wrenchmuller blew up the enforcer drone. 1415 01:30:41,005 --> 01:30:43,005 - Hooray for our side! - Time to go. 1416 01:30:44,309 --> 01:30:48,077 - Take care of yourselves. - Break it up. 1417 01:30:48,079 --> 01:30:50,446 There's billions of lives at stake. 1418 01:30:50,448 --> 01:30:52,014 Move! 1419 01:30:53,284 --> 01:30:55,952 Don't need to tell me twice. 1420 01:31:20,545 --> 01:31:22,445 Prepare for takeoff. 1421 01:31:23,414 --> 01:31:26,582 - Start the countdown. - Five 1422 01:31:27,418 --> 01:31:29,151 - Wait a minute. - Four 1423 01:31:30,254 --> 01:31:34,056 - three, two... - I'm not in my seat. 1424 01:31:34,058 --> 01:31:35,291 One! 1425 01:31:45,536 --> 01:31:48,104 You blew them up! 1426 01:31:48,106 --> 01:31:50,740 Yeah, way up! 1427 01:31:53,211 --> 01:31:55,478 - Go, go, go! - Yeah! 1428 01:31:58,149 --> 01:31:59,149 [ Cheering ] 1429 01:32:09,694 --> 01:32:11,494 Whoa! 1430 01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:25,074 That's it. I Quit! 1431 01:32:25,076 --> 01:32:28,144 Do something! You're the pilot. 1432 01:32:28,146 --> 01:32:30,046 How 'bout if I eject? 1433 01:32:30,048 --> 01:32:31,380 Lighten the load. 1434 01:32:33,718 --> 01:32:36,385 - Hurry it up, Pez. - I'm lightening! 1435 01:32:36,387 --> 01:32:39,055 We're too heavy. Something else must go. 1436 01:32:39,057 --> 01:32:42,625 We've dumped everything we can dump. 1437 01:32:42,627 --> 01:32:45,761 - Except - Hit it, Giggy. 1438 01:32:52,070 --> 01:32:53,569 - Yeah! - Yea! 1439 01:33:03,114 --> 01:33:07,116 You know, the last time I put a cherry bomb under a garbage can 1440 01:33:09,587 --> 01:33:12,067 the garbage can didn't make it. 1441 01:33:13,591 --> 01:33:15,951 I guess somebody up there likes you. 1442 01:33:18,696 --> 01:33:20,796 They just got lucky. 1443 01:33:25,770 --> 01:33:28,370 When you see my dog, 1444 01:33:28,372 --> 01:33:30,573 tell him we're moving tomorrow. 1445 01:33:46,224 --> 01:33:49,692 Good morning, Mr. Wrenchmuller. 1446 01:33:49,694 --> 01:33:52,661 The judge send you to come and throw me off? 1447 01:33:52,663 --> 01:33:54,463 No, 1448 01:33:57,135 --> 01:33:59,635 but I'm afraid this is legal. 1449 01:33:59,637 --> 01:34:03,639 It's wrong, but it's legal. 1450 01:34:03,641 --> 01:34:06,742 I was bringing somebody I thought you'd want to see. 1451 01:34:06,744 --> 01:34:09,278 Him? What do I want to see him for? 1452 01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:11,213 Not him. Him. 1453 01:34:13,384 --> 01:34:15,384 Aw, Jim, Jim. 1454 01:34:16,287 --> 01:34:18,220 Jim, boy. 1455 01:34:18,222 --> 01:34:21,457 That's all very touching. 1456 01:34:21,459 --> 01:34:24,760 As you can see, I've got things to do. 1457 01:34:24,762 --> 01:34:28,397 Unless you've got the cash or a crop to sign over, 1458 01:34:28,399 --> 01:34:30,666 I suggest you hand over those keys. 1459 01:34:30,668 --> 01:34:32,801 Hold it, Jim. Jim! 1460 01:34:32,803 --> 01:34:36,172 He ain't worth your breath! 1461 01:34:36,174 --> 01:34:39,875 You want these keys, do you? 1462 01:34:39,877 --> 01:34:40,877 Ha, ha, ha. 1463 01:34:41,812 --> 01:34:43,779 Go get 'em! 1464 01:34:52,323 --> 01:34:55,624 I'm sorry that it has to be this way. 1465 01:34:55,626 --> 01:34:58,360 You wanna hear something funny? 1466 01:34:58,362 --> 01:35:00,596 Sure. 1467 01:35:00,598 --> 01:35:03,799 You're gonna hear it right about 1468 01:35:04,702 --> 01:35:05,868 now. 1469 01:35:05,870 --> 01:35:08,671 Aaah! 1470 01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:30,693 Aw! 1471 01:35:33,698 --> 01:35:35,598 I'll be back! 1472 01:35:57,555 --> 01:36:00,289 We're only a few hours behind schedule. 1473 01:36:00,291 --> 01:36:03,325 I was just thinking, if we hurry 1474 01:36:03,327 --> 01:36:07,029 we might make it to Arcturus in time to help torture prisoners. 1475 01:36:07,031 --> 01:36:09,465 [ All ] Aw, shut up! 1476 01:36:25,883 --> 01:36:29,985 ¶ Last Halloween I had a fright 1477 01:36:29,987 --> 01:36:33,422 ¶ In all my life saw the strangest sight 1478 01:36:33,424 --> 01:36:37,059 ¶ Never did think I might 1479 01:36:37,061 --> 01:36:40,763 ¶ Ever live to tell what I saw that night 1480 01:36:40,765 --> 01:36:44,733 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1481 01:36:44,735 --> 01:36:47,770 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1482 01:36:47,772 --> 01:36:51,573 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1483 01:36:51,575 --> 01:36:54,043 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1484 01:36:55,513 --> 01:36:57,546 ¶ They were green men 1485 01:36:57,548 --> 01:37:00,482 ¶ With strange lips 1486 01:37:00,484 --> 01:37:03,686 ¶ And bad skin and a weird chin 1487 01:37:03,688 --> 01:37:07,089 ¶ I almost died when he grabbed my head 1488 01:37:07,091 --> 01:37:11,393 ¶ The little green guy just smiled and said 1489 01:37:11,395 --> 01:37:14,730 ¶ "Take me to your leader. Take me to your leader now!" 1490 01:37:14,732 --> 01:37:18,334 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1491 01:37:18,336 --> 01:37:21,737 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1492 01:37:21,739 --> 01:37:25,708 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1493 01:37:25,710 --> 01:37:27,810 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1494 01:37:30,047 --> 01:37:32,915 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1495 01:37:32,917 --> 01:37:34,917 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1496 01:37:37,355 --> 01:37:39,822 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1497 01:37:39,824 --> 01:37:42,891 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1498 01:37:42,893 --> 01:37:45,361 ¶ Martians are taking 1499 01:37:45,363 --> 01:37:47,496 ¶ Over the world 1500 01:37:47,498 --> 01:37:50,699 ¶ The Martians have landed. 1501 01:37:50,701 --> 01:37:53,936 ¶ The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming! 1502 01:37:53,938 --> 01:37:56,739 ¶ The Martians are coming! Ha-ha-ha! 1503 01:37:56,741 --> 01:37:59,775 ¶ Wo-o-wo-o-wo wo-o-wo-o-wo 1504 01:37:59,777 --> 01:38:01,710 ¶ The Martians have landed. 1505 01:38:11,088 --> 01:38:14,456 ¶ What a world how it changed my life 1506 01:38:14,458 --> 01:38:16,458 ¶ I got a green girl 1507 01:38:16,460 --> 01:38:18,894 ¶ Made her my new wife 1508 01:38:18,896 --> 01:38:22,431 ¶ Gotta green house and I think maybe 1509 01:38:22,433 --> 01:38:27,770 ¶ Early next year I get a shiny green baby 1510 01:38:27,772 --> 01:38:31,707 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1511 01:38:31,709 --> 01:38:34,877 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1512 01:38:34,879 --> 01:38:38,947 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1513 01:38:38,949 --> 01:38:41,049 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1514 01:38:41,051 --> 01:38:43,719 ¶ I dig it 1515 01:38:43,721 --> 01:38:45,988 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1516 01:38:45,990 --> 01:38:48,957 ¶ Martians are taking over the world 1517 01:38:48,959 --> 01:38:53,162 ¶ Wo-o-wo-o-wo wo-o-wo-o-wo 1518 01:38:53,164 --> 01:38:55,564 ¶ Martians are taking over the world ¶ 109362