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not far from that park.

I told myself I was there that day like every other day

to look out for her safety.

The truth was,

I just couldn't get her out of my system

No.

[gasps]

[panting]

[gun clicks]

(man) Give me your money, man.

Fuck you.

Fuck me? Fuck you!

Give me your money,

or I'm going to blow your goddamned brains out right here.

Fine.

Do it.

Come on; what are you waitingfor?

Blow my fucking brains out.

Come on; do it.

You worthless piece of shit.

thud!

[men's distant murmuring]

(man #l) Look at that guy.

[panting]

(man #2) Oh, he's messed up, man.

(man #3) That's bad; that's bad.

I'm a cop.

This man is under arrest.

The guy was resistingarrest.

He pulled a gun on me.

Cut the bullshit, Hank.

We both know why you were out there

in that park.

Whatever.

Hey, I got a report to finish.

Wake up and smell the attorneys.

You know, move on with your life.

Susan's moved on with hers.

You should do the same.

You know, if you ask me, you're better off.

I never saw you two together anyway.

I didn't ask.

Have it your way.

I'll suspend you

and let the review board take it over.

What?

You can't be serious.

You're takingme off duty?

You want to have your finger

hovering over the self-destruct button,

I can't stop you.

But I can sure as hell stop you from takinganybody with you.

Okay, okay, wait a second.

I admit, I got a little carried away today in the park.

But, Captain, come on.

You can't take me off duty.

I'll go frickin' nuts.

Sit down.

What about the drinking?

What drinking?

Come on, Hank.

I can smell it on you.

All right; all right.

I'll quit right now, cold turkey.

No problem

Just don't take me off duty.

You going to get out of the car and get yourself an apartment,

and stop stalking your ex-wife?

All of the above.

Don't make me regret this.

You won't.

I'll come down on you like the hammers ofhell.

Hey, not so fast.

This will take your mind off your ex-wife for a while.

Her name is Layla Simmons.

She's a local college girl.

She disappeared a couple weeks ago

after going to one of those raves in Hollywood.

Any evidence of foul play?

No, just disappeared, no trace.

I can't send the graybeards on this for obvious reasons.

I want you to go see what you can find out.

You got it.

But no bullshit this time.

By the book.

I want your word on it.

Absolutely.

No, no, no, no.

I want to hear you say it.

Okay, you got my word.

I give you my word.

You get cleaned up,

you might think about getting laid.

It did wonders for me after my divorce.

Thanks,John, I'll think about that.

[gentle instrumental music on TV]

[applause on TV]

[woman #l on TV] And now back to The Melissa Rivers Show.

[woman #2 on TV] Our next guest's book, the new detective best-seller,

is all based on the macabre world

of vampires, ghouls, and werewolves.

Her new book, Love of a Vampire,

has the critics calling her everythingfrom brilliant

to pornographic.

Welcome Susan Hastings.

Thank you.

[applause]

(woman #2) Let's cut to my favorite topic:

sex.

You seem to be very obsessed with vampires.

I mean, you really romanticize them in your books.

As a matter of fact, in the new book,

the heroine not only falls in love with a vampire;

she has sex with a vampire,

which you call--let me make sure I've got this--

''transcending anything imaginable

in this mere mortal world.''

Okay, Susan, come on.

This has got to be something you have

fantasized about more than once.

I've just been fascinated with vampires

since I was a little girl.

Do you think it's the whole bad boy image?

I mean, that's something we can all related to, right, girls?

And speaking ofbad boys-- your dating life.

You have dated the most eligible bachelors

in Hollywood.

And right now, the rumor on the street,

TVheartthrob Jake Vincent.

(Susan) Yeah,Jake and I are seeing each other.

splud!

[Big Huggy Snuggle Bunny's Dancin' With a Dead Girl]

(man #l) Finger on the trigger.

Finger on the trigger.

Everything went wrong.

Everything that's beautiful is everything that's wrong.

Finger on the trigger; finger on the trigger.

Bathing in my sea.

Everything of memory gets messy when you bleed.

[whooshing]

Dancin' with a dead girl.

Dancin' with a dead girl.

Dancin' with a dead girl.

Dancin' with a dead girl.

Dancin' with a dead girl.

Dancin' with a dead girl.

Dancin' with a dead girl.

Ahh.

Dancin' with a dead girl.

Dancin' with a dead girl.

Shadow beams on while she screams.

A bloody sky, or so it seems.

Dancin' with a dead girl.

[Brown Sugar on the Finish's Out for Blood]

(man #2) Out for blood.

(Hank) One more here.

(man #2) I'm out for blood.

[Big Huggy Snuggle Bunny's What You Want]

(man #l) What you want, what you want.

What you want, what you want.

What you want.

[Brown Sugar on the Finish's Thou Shall Not Kill]

(man #2) Ahh.

Feeding ought to be.

Ahh.

[men murmuring]

[wolf whistle]

Hot.

Hey, where you going, sweet cakes?

Fuck off, creep.

Hey, wh--

Ah!

thunk!

(man #l) Damn.

Look out!

(man #l) What the hell?

[men muttering]

You're under arrest, tough guy.

Ah,fuck you.

You gonna get up?

(man #2) No, man.

[coughs]

[man #l laughs]

(Layla) Who the hell are you?

Whoa.

That was a hell of a left hook you threw back there.

Yeah?

There's more where that came from

Look, I'd like to talk to you for a second.

(man #3) There a problemhere?

Who the fuck are you?

Your worst nightmare

if you don't get your hands off of my sister.

Your sister?

Okay, I can respect that.

It's getting late.

To the bat cave, then.

[laughs]

Yeah, I have a date.

The more the merrier, I always say.

What are you waitingfor?

Do you want to fuck me or not?

[laughs]

Well, actually I just wanted to talk to you.

But I suppose

we could do that in the limo.

Are you sure your brother won't mind?

He's not my brother.

[Woven's Sync or Swim]

Hey, bro.

(man) Run around.

Run around.

[coughs]

Can't be found.

It can't be found.

The more I stare, she disappears.

(Hank) Wait a minute; wait a minute.

(man) No embrace, no embrace.

Across the fields of everything.

[gate clanks]

[ominous music]

Nice place.

Who does your decorating?

What are you doing?

The party's this way.

What's the matter?

Don't you want to play with Layla?

[wind whistles]

[The Smokey Notes'Right Here]

(woman) Ahh.

Ahh.

I'm under your skin,

and you go within.

There's nothing to fear.

I'mright here.

Ahh.

Ahh.

[sighs]

Wait a minute; wait a minute.

(woman) I'mright here.

Ri-i-i-i-i-i-ght.

Under your skin.

And you go within.

Look at me.

(woman) I'mright here.

Look at me.

(woman) Ri-i-i-i-i-i-ght.

[impish laughter]

[screeching]

[woman screaming]

[women scream]

[screeches]

[gunshots]

[screaming continues]

[clamoring]

[roaring]

[bellowing]

[hissing]

[gunfire]

(man) Party pooper.

[hissing]

[demonic voice] No, he is mine.

[roars]

Ahh!

[whimpers]

[roars]

[sighs]

click!

[glass shatters]

[glass clinks]

[cat yowls]

meow

[sighs]

[footsteps echo]

[footsteps clomp]

Freeze!

Drop your weapon.

You drop yours.

I'm a cop.

You're a cop?

Where's your badge?

Nice and easy.

All right, you want to put that gun down now?

Damn, man, what the hell happened to you?

I'mnot sure myself.

Sorry about that.

Now, how the hell did you say you got in here?

There were some people in here, suspects.

Not ten minutes ago, I seemed to have lost them

You didn't happen to see--

You're the only one I've seen.

Of course, I just came on duty about ten minutes ago.

You didn't see anyone leave the building?

Nope, everything was locked up

just the way it's supposed to be.

We're the only ones with keys.

That's why I can't figure out

how the hell you got in here.

You have a cell phone handy?

Sure.

[buttons beeping]

[helicopter whirring]

[distant sirens]

Hey, Captain.

You sure about everything you've told us?

Yeah, why?

[sighs]

They've gone through this whole buildingand found nothing.

Maybe the suspects got away when you were knocked out.

No, there wasn't enough time.

The security guard didn't see anyone leave either.

Right.

In fact, the security guard said

the only one he saw at all was you.

I'm telling you,

I couldn't have been out for more than a couple seconds.

And there were 30 people in that room

Trust me.

There still in there somewhere.

You know, I rolled on this personally, because it was you.

So one more time so I get it clear--

now, you came here with the missinggirl, Layla Simmons,

and a couple she met at the rave.

There was an orgy takingplace inside.

You heard a scream somewhere nearby.

You saw blood, a throat being cut.

You drew your weapon.

A fight ensued.

Layla Simmons attacked you.

You fired at her three times point-blank.

You wounded several other people.

Right, everything I said before.

[distant whirring]

What happened to Layla Simmons' body?

Like I said, I came to and...

And someone moved the body, right.

Captain, you know me.

I'm telling you, those people are still in there somewhere,

and we're wasting time standing around here talkingabout it.

[siren approaches]

(man) See you at the station, Captain.

You know what?

I'll do this myself, if I have to.

[Layla laughs]

(Layla) What are you waitingfor?

Don't you want to play with Layla?

[laughing]

[laughs]

Look at me.

clang!

Hank?

Huh?

What are you doing?

[Layla laughs]

Do you hear that?

Did you hear that?

What?

[Layla laughing]

[whispers] What?

(Layla) Come on.

What are you waitingfor?

[women screaming]

[screaming continues]

[roars]

Ahh!

(John) Hank.

Get up.

[panting]

Come on.

We've been combing from top to bottom

The security guard gave a tour.

There's no one inside this place.

I know what I saw.

There had to be 50 people in that room

You said 30 before.

50, 30-- it was dark.

What difference does it make?

And half of them were, uh...

(John) Were what?

Hank, what were they?

Listen, if there's something you're not tellingme,

now's the time.

Okay.

This is going to sound crazy, but I think they were, uh...

Were what?

Vampires.

[laughter]

Vampires.

Yeah, look, I know that sounds crazy,

but how do you explain this?

I thought you said you got that in a scuffle.

Then again, drunks fall down all the time, don't they?

I wasn't drunk.

You had nothing to drink last night?

Hmm?

You better come clean, Hank,

because I had the paramedic out there.

He took a blood sample from your neck.

A blood sample?

Shots were fired.

It's out of my hands.

If there's something you're not tellingme,

now's the time.

All right; all right.

I had a couple beers,

and there was some marijuana.

Marijuana?

This girl, Layla, she put some kind of spell on me,

I'm telling you.

When I looked into her eyes, it was like--

Are you tellingme a college girl bit your neck?

No, that was this other thing.

It wasn't even human.

It must have been their leader or something.

It picked me up and starting sucking the blood fromme.

And then the sun came--

Enough; enough!

[laughter]

John, I know this sounds insane, but you got to believe me.

You know what I believe?

I believe you lied to me.

I believe you were drinking,

and I believe you were smoking dope.

Whatever.

And you woke up here for some reason,

and the security guard happened by.

And you came up with this ridiculous story

to save your ass.

No, no,John, I'm telling you,

this girl had some kind of powers.

(man) Captain.

What?

Give it to me.

[plastic crinkling]

You recognize these?

.380 slugs?

Yeah,from your .380.

The forensics have been digging them out of the wall

in that room where you tell me that you

and your vampires were partying.

The walls.

Right, you told me you hit her point-blank.

Isn't that what you said?

I put three shots into that girl point-blank,

and I emptied my clip in several others.

Any signs ofblood or tissue?

Nothing.

Let me see your gun.

What?

You know the drill.

[bullets clacking]

I'mrelieving you of duty.

John--

As of this moment.

We're done here.

Let me see your badge.

Give it to me.

John.

Come on.

You ever want to see this again,

you get yourself some help-- and I mean professional help.

You take a month; take as longas you need.

But if you ever even think of trying to come back on the job,

you better get your shit together.

John, listen--

Do we understand each other?

Yeah.

Come on; let's go.

Let's go; let's go.

[forebodingmusic]

[gasps]

[sighs]

[eerie music]

clunk!

[beer fizzes]

[coughing]

[groans]

[tapping]

Hiya, lover boy.

A shame you threw that beer away.

I'm a little parched myself.

That's part of it, the thirst.

At first it's beer, water, whatever.

Then it's--

Hank.

You know what they say about boys who play with guns.

They're just overcompensatingfor--

well, but then we both know that you don't have that problem

don't we, Hank?

I shot you three times.

I know.

That really wasn't very nice.

Back off.

Hank, you are really starting to bore me.

Please put the gun down.

I'm warning you.

I promise I'll be good.

whack!

Besides, if I wanted to kill you,

I would have done it way before now.

Tsk.

Oh, poor baby.

Does it hurt much?

I remember when I was first bitten.

I thought I was going to die.

Well, actually, I sort of did,

but only for a few days.

This is the worst part, though.

The next few days are going to feel like years,

and then it happens so fast, you don't even know what hit you.

You wake up, and it's like you start a whole new life.

One day you're drinking beer like it's going out of style,

and the next, it's the blood of some sweet young thing.

What the hell is happening to me?

You don't know?

You're becoming one of us.

That's why I can't hurt you.

The Master won't let us hurt one of our own kind.

Don't fight it, Hank.

It's actually quite beautiful.

Live forever.

Never grow old.

Party every night.

[gasps]

And the sex.

Hank, let me tell you,

you have never had sex like this.

Undead head-- it's un-fucking-believable.

You're not real.

No one can move that fast.

Fast?

You think this is fast?

You should see The Master.

He's over 700 years old.

But don't worry.

Eventually you'll be able to do everything I can do.

I'll never be like you.

Drop the weapon.

Don't make us tell you again.

[police radio drones]

Officer, there's a woman you have to--

Put the gun down.

Okay; okay.

What's the matter?

Cat got your tongue?

[roars]

Shoot her.

She's a vampire!

Ahh!

[choking]

There she is behind you.

[hisses]

[roars]

Ahh!

Look at it, Hank.

[panting]

Doesn't it look delicious?

[knocking]

You still here?

What'd you do?

Stay here and party all night or something?

Where are they?

Who?

The two cops

that were killed.

They were right here last night.

She killed them right here.

I don't want no trouble, all right?

You can't keep hanging around here.

How come there are no security guards here at night?

Last night, the night before, there were no security guards.

I don't know, man.

I just punch the clock in the mornings,

do my thing, then I go home--

which is what you'd better do

before I call that captain of yours.

Man, you need a shower

or something.

Don't you have a wife

you can go home to?

What did you say?

Look, man, if you want to smell bad, that's your business.

My wife.

Yeah.

Why didn't I think of that?

Don't be expecting to get no pussy smelling like that,

crazy, mother-fucking bitch-ass white boy.

[car engine starts]

[panting]

Jesus, Hank.

What are you doing here?

I need your help.

You look awful.

What happened to you?

Yeah, well, that's why I need your help.

You're not making any sense.

And I wish to God you'd stop stalkingme.

I-I-I wasn't stalking you.

I was never stalking you.

I was just--

Good-bye, Hank.

Wait; wait; wait; wait.

I need to talk to you.

Let go of my arm

Okay, okay.

I don't know how to say this.

It's going to sound crazy.

I was bitten by a vampire.

[scoffs]

I know; I know; I know.

Just hear me out.

My neck, look.

Look at my neck.

Oh, that looks infected.

Have you seen a doctor?

I don't need a doctor.

I need you.

You've written all those books on vampires.

You're an expert.

Hank, this is so pathetic.

I have nowhere else to turn.

Please, I'm telling you the truth.

You're really starting to scare me.

Now, I'm warning you, don't come any closer.

Just give me five minutes.

Tell me what to do.

They have these special powers, and their strength is...

I'm sorry I never read any of your books.

And I'm--

I'm sorry that I was married to my job.

I'm sorry for whatever I did to make you leave me.

Just please help me.

Is this guy bothering you, ma'am?

Yes.

Buddy, why don't you just move along?

This is none of your business.

Well, I'mmaking it my business.

Ah!

Whoa!

(Hank) Susan--

[panting]

Ahh!

[continues yelling]

[engine starts]

[vehicle approaches]

[police radio drones distantly]

(man #l) Show me your hands.

Get out of the car.

Get out of the car.

(man #2) Turn around.

I said, ''Turn around.''

Hands on the car.

Get your hands on the car.

[door slams]

Susan?

Sit down.

I'm sorry, Hank.

You didn't leave me much choice.

Susan swore out a complaint against you for stalking her.

Captain Billings and I have been talking.

I'm willing to drop the complaint if you'll get help.

This has got to stop, Hank.

[books slam]

Susan, I bought those books to try and find out--

You're living out of your car with tinfoil on the windows.

You've admitted not sleeping.

You're abusing drugs and alcohol,

and now this with Susan.

We have some people on the way here who can help you.

People on the way?

You mean like men in white suits with butterfly nets?

That kind of people?

This is an intervention.

It could be very civilized...

or get very ugly.

Susan, what I was trying to tell you today is true.

It's really happening to me.

[gasps]

What's the matter?

The mirror.

(John) What?

Hank had no reflection.

What?

[groans] Oh, God.

I need some water.

Look at my neck.

Just get me some fucking water, please.

Ahh!

I want to withdraw my complaint.

What?

You can release him to my custody.

I'll take full responsibility.

Listen, he's a friend.

I'm trying to help him

What are you doing?

We're not legally divorced yet.

Technically, I'm still his wife.

Please; I've changed my mind.

You can't hold himhere if I withdraw the complaint, right?

Right.

Then that's what I want to do.

[sighs]

Maybe you two are meant for each other after all.

I know what happened to Haskell and Wexler.

What?

The two cops that went missing.

They were killed

by one of the same vampires that did this to me.

Get him out ofhere.

John, I was there.

I saw it happen.

Get out ofhere before I change my mind.

Come on, we have a lot to talk about.

What about my gun?

They took my gun.

You won't need that.

You don't understand.

They'll come for me.

No, Hank, it won't do any good.

[groans] I think I'm gonna be sick.

[vomiting and coughing]

[moans]

Oh, God.

[groans]

Drink this.

[laughs]

[choking]

Stop it, Hank.

Let go.

Susan.

[exhales]

Susan.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry you're--

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Hank, you have to drink this.

What is it?

Wolfsbane.

Wolfsbane?

Just drink it.

We have to get you coherent enough

so you can tell me everything you know about those vampires.

[sighs]

You believe me?

Open your mouth.

You're becoming one of them

We don't have much time, so drink it.

It'll help slow down the process.

[groans] Oh!

[exhales]

Where the hell are we?

A motel--

pretty sleazy one at that.

I couldn't risk taking you to the house.

Captain Billings might have changed his mind.

No one will think to look for you here,

and no one will care if you start screaming.

Screaming?

What's that for?

Show me the bite marks on your neck again.

Why?

Hank, do you trust me?

I trust you.

Then just do it--

and don't watch.

Something tells me I'mnot going to like this.

[sizzling] [Hank yelling]

[yelling continues]

Mr. Vincent,

you ain't gonna like this.

She's shacked up

in some fleabag hotel.

So it is the guy from the park.

Yeah, one and the same.

You want I should go in and take care

of this son of a bitch?

Stay where you are.

I'm going to meet you there.

[phone beeps]

smack! Hank.

smack! Hank!

crash!

[groans] Oh, my neck.

Oh.

[sighs]

What did you do that for?

It will help slow down--

Slow down the process, right.

[glass clinking]

Ow.

How's that make you feel?

I don't know.

Nauseous.

Good.

Now who doesn't trust who?

It's just a precaution.

Look, I need to know everything you know about those vampires--

how many there are,

where do they hunt.

I don't know.

There must have been a dozen--

that I could see anyway.

And they hunt at these raves.

Raves?

These parties that go all--

No, I know what raves are.

I was just thinking about that

beinga great idea for one of my books.

[laughs] Trust me.

You'll have plenty to write about

if we make it through this.

During the day, where do they sleep?

I don't know.

But I could tell you where they party at night:

this old, abandoned hospital

downtown.

Oh, that's original.

Wait till you see their leader.

He's like nothing I've ever seen before.

I don't know what he is, but he's definitely not human.

It's fascinating.

Well, he's the one who bit you.

Yeah.

That's the only reason you're still alive.

If one of the others had bitten you,

you'd been dead on the spot.

I thought they could all, you know,

turn you into one of them if they wanted to.

No, according to my research, it has to be the leader.

And even then, he'll usually kill you

unless he chooses you to join them

I don't know about the choosingpart.

What do you mean?

When we were struggling, I knocked the curtain aside,

and the sun came in and hit him in the middle ofbitingme.

And now he won't hurt you,

because you're like one ofhis offspring.

He created you.

No, he must be very old,

perhaps as much as l,000 years,

which means he's much stronger than the others.

Yeah, they all move like warp speed.

One second they're right next to you.

The next, they're clear across the room

Hypnotism

It's a form ofhypnotism

They put their victims into a trance.

Yeah, with their eyes.

Been there; done that.

What are you doing?

So far, from what you've told me,

they've done pretty much exactly what I'd expect them to.

It'd be my guess they're going to come lookingfor you.

How do you know?

Because the leader will send them

He'll sense that someone's helping you fight it,

so he'll send the others to stop me--

which is exactly what I want him to do.

You want them to find us?

Well, they're the only ones that can tell us where the leader is,

which is the only way to save you from becoming one of them

You have to find the leader,

find where he sleeps during the day,

and kill him

Now, there are three things that vampires don't like:

crucifixes, garlic, and holy water.

But all those things will do is keep them at bay.

If you want to kill them

you have to expose them to sunlight.

Or drive a wooden stake through their heart.

Or cut their heads off.

I can't believe we're even having this conversation.

Why are you doing this?

What?

You've been avoidingme like the plague

for almost a year.

Why are you helpingme?

Are you kidding?

This is the most incredible thing

that's ever happened to me.

I'mmean, to think I've been writing

about all of this as fiction,

and now to know

it actually exists.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

I just thought that maybe this was about you and me.

Well, yeah, Hank, of course.

That too.

It's just, I've really missed you, you know?

[knocking]

(Layla) Can Hank come out and play?

(Susan) Remember, we don't want to kill them

till they've told us where their master is.

Something tells me that's going to be easier said than done.

[electric fizzle] [static]

[wind whistling]

Wait here.

(Layla) I thought we had something,

you and me.

And now I catch you shacking up with Goldilocks.

[sniffs]

Ah!

Let her go.

Oh, isn't that sweet?

I think he actually cares about this little bitch.

Yes, very touching.

But I don't think

you're in much of a position to be making demands here, Hank.

Mmm

Yummy.

Alex, honey,

do you want to do the honors, or should I?

[both yelling]

Look for a little head there, Hank?

[laughs]

[sword clatters]

Whoa, ooh, Hank.

You're gettingstronger, aren't you?

Yeah, it's always the body that changes first.

Don't worry.

The soul will soon follow.

Poppin' fresh.

Isn't this ironic?

[laughs]

You have made yourself rich and famous

by exploiting us and glamorizing us.

And now...

mmm you've ended up on the menu.

Please, wait, no.

You don't understand.

I want to talk to you.

Save some for me.

[laughs]

crash!

Stay.

[sizzling]

Oh!

I can't see!

Huh, now I'mmad.

You've made me soil

my favorite shirt.

[roaring]

Hank!

Uh!

Bitch.

Hank, we're brothers.

No, Hank, don't look

into his eyes.

[groaning]

[clamoring]

(Susan) Jake!

What the hell is going on here?

Jake, watch out.

[hisses]

Ah!

[crunching]

[gunshots]

[roaring]

Ahh!

Can't we all just get along?

[laughs]

[shouts]

[sword clatters]

splat!

[laughs]

Looks like a home run to me, sports fans.

[chuckling]

[hisses]

[laughs]

Uh!

No more games, Hank.

Take a good whiff.

It smells heavenly, doesn't it?

[laughs]

It smells like--

[sniffs deeply]

like lilacs in the spring,

like a T-bone steak cooked rare over an open flame.

That's all you're going to want fromnow on, Hank.

No more standing in grocery lines

with your pitiful little vegetables.

Look at how much Layla loves it.

[panting]

No, Hank, look away.

[growls]

The sun's coming up soon.

Our work here is done.

[laughs]

What are we going to do about her?

She could stay here with him

wait it out.

Be his first meal.

[moans]

I like it.

[laughs]

There's no turning back now, Hank.

Another 24 hours,

and you're one of us.

You'll know where to find us when the time comes.

[laughs]

[whooshing]

slam!

Susan.

Susan!

Susan.

Oh, my God.

(Hank) Susan, listen to me.

You've got to go.

What?

You have to go.

You can't stay here.

No.

I can feel it happening.

I'm becoming one of them

You can't be around me.

There's no telling what I might do.

We can stop it.

We have to stop it.

You can't stop it.

It's impossible.

Not if we find their master and kill him

We don't know where he is.

He could be anywhere in L.A.

Think.

There must be something they said.

What about the hospital?

No, no, we searched that.

I'm sure that's it.

The Master never goes far fromhis nest.

He'd be much too conspicuous.

That's why he has the others bring him the victims.

He was there at the hospital.

That has to be the nest.

Wait a second.

There's a security guard during the day,

but not at night.

They don't need one at night, just during the day to--

To keep anyone from discovering their restingplace.

[whispers] Right.

[whispers] No.

No, you have to fight it.

Drink this.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

You ready?

Yeah.

I want to stop

at a sportinggoods store along the way

to pick up some more tools of the trade.

I don't get it.

There was only one of them the other day.

(Susan) They must have beefed up security

after what happened with you.

(Hank) Yeah.

But who do they work for?

And do you think they know who they're guarding?

There's only one way to find out.

What are you doing?

They could be wraiths.

Wraiths?

What the hell's a wraith?

It's sort oflike a demon.

Vampires have been known to employ them

during the day to guard their nests in exchange for leftovers.

Leftovers?

You mean like--

Eat human flesh.

Yean, I'm afraid so.

Well, why didn't he try and kill me yesterday?

Well, he must have seen your bite marks

and figured that the leader had chosen you to join the family.

All right.

No, you have to stay here.

They already know you.

Well, what are you going to do?

If they're wraiths,

they won't like crucifixes any more than vampires do.

I'mnot so sure I like this idea.

It's okay.

I won't get too close.

Hey.

Be careful.

I will.

Excuse me.

Could you help me?

My car seems to have overheated,

and I'm a little bit lost.

Sure, where would you like to go?

Well, I need to find the--

I can't help you, lady.

Beat it.

What?

You heard me.

What seems to be the problemhere?

This is private property.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

That is so rude.

Do you have a superior that I could talk to?

[monstrous voice] Don't make me tell you again.

Okay.

[door clicks open]

What's the verdict?

Oh, they're wraiths all right.

Which means we're gonna have to kill them if we want to get in.

Afraid so.

But it's not gonna be easy.

Why is that?

Well, supposedly

they're twice as strong as a normal person.

And their blood is poisonous.

Poisonous?

More like acid, really.

But there is one thing that might be in our favor.

They don't like heights.

[sighs]

[suspenseful music]

Come on.

Hmm

[wet crunching]

[straining]

[choking]

[squealing]

[demonic screaming]

[silence]

[gun clicks]

(man) You're really starting to get

on my nerves, lady.

(Hank) I thought you said they didn't

like heights.

I can't know everything.

[sizzling]

Shoot him!

[gunshot]

clack!

[spits]

Ahh!

crash!

(Hank) It looks like some kind of a subbasement.

You didn't know about this before?

No.

We missed it.

The security guard made sure of that.

They must have sealed off the entrance somehow.

That's where they sleep.

It's almost sunset.

Are you sure you're still up for this?

I can go it alone.

No.

We're in this together now.

I'm coming with you.

All right, partners.

click!

Hey.

What are you doing?

I've already put you in enough danger.

I couldn't live with myself if anything ever happened to you.

This isn't fair.

Susan, I know I made a mess of our marriage.

No matter what you think, I've always loved you.

Do me a favor.

Just remember that, okay?

Hank, don't do this, please.

You need me.

Yeah, that's right.

I need you to stay alive.

I got myself into this mess.

I can get myself out.

Here.

If I'mnot out by sundown, call John.

Get him over here.

Hank, listen.

Whatever you do, do not remove the stake

once you've killed him

He can come back to life if you do.

You can only save yourself.

Killing the leader won't save the others, only you.

You'll have to kill all of them

And once you've killed one, all bets are off.

The others won't hesitate to kill you.

Right.

[cuff clinks]

[sighs]

[hollow clanking]

[tapping]

[echoing boom]

[smashing]

[clinking]

[bar clangs]

[eerie music]

[door creaks]

[door creaks]

[demonic screams]

[sighs]

[water trickling]

[dramatic choral music]

[suspenseful music]

[hisses]

[distant hissing]

[weakeningscream]

[screams]

[hisses]

[vampire hisses]

(Alex) What can I say?

I'm a light sleeper.

[laughs]

I see you've been busy.

Nice shirt.

Yeah, you like?

Yeah.

I really feel

you could accessorize a little better, though.

I got something that would go really nicely with that.

Oh, how thoughtful.

I love gifts.

[sighs]

Pity I'm going to have to kill you.

Uh-oh.

Uh!

[yelling]

[yelling continues]

[demonic whimpering]

[ominous music]

[dramatic choral music]

[hisses]

crunch! Uh!

[groans]

Where is he?

I'll see you in hell.

Tell me where he is, and I'll remove the stake.

[laughs]

crunch!

Tell me!

Where is he?

He's right behind you.

(The Master) You're Hank.

Hank; Hank.

You've been a very bad boy.

[laughs]

Susan?

Isn't he beautiful, Hank?

Susan is part of the family now.

No.

Kill me

and you'll be killing her.

That's not true.

If you don't believe me,

why don't you ask the expert?

She's under your spell.

She'll say whatever you want her to say.

[magical chime]

Hank?

Susan, tell our friend Hank here,

now that you have been bitten by me,

what happens ifhe kills me.

I'll die too.

That's not true.

Whoever he has bitten will die with him

The only one who will live

is the one who kills him

No.

Interesting little dilemma, don't you think?

[laughs]

Much more entertaining than me just killing you, hmm?

Kill him

How touching.

Now, that is what I call true love.

Yes, Susan.

Go ahead and kill me,

and Hank and I will spend

an eternity in hell together.

Kill him

Or you can just undo the mess you've done, Hank,

and all of us can go on living here

as one big, happy family.

Think of it, Hank.

You and Susan together forever,

never growing old,

havingpowers beyond your wildest dreams.

And all you have to do

is just give in

and accept your fate.

Yes, Hank.

Just give in.

[demonic wheezing]

And now he doesn't want to hurt you,

because you're like one ofhis offspring.

He created you.

No.

You can't kill me.

Huh?

I'm part of you.

To kill me would be like killingpart of yourself.

I am growing wary of this.

Susan, kill him

Susan, do as I say.

Kill him!

Uh!

[yelling]

[roaring]

Come on.

Let's go.

[electricity crackling]

[rumbling]

[yelling continues]

How did you know?

What?

How did you know we'd both survive

if we pulled the trigger at the same time?

We're not going to survive if we don't hurry up.

Let's go.

Good-bye, Hank.

Susan!

[rumbling continues]

Susan!

[crashing]

[explosion]

Uh!

[groans]

Where is she?

What?

Susan.

What did you do with her body?

I told you already.

Last time I saw her, she was--

We spent half the night

sifting through the rubble in that basement.

And that's exactly what we found--

nothing but rubble.

No, that--that can't be.

I killed them all.

The vampires.

Yes, the vampires.

Just like in Susan's books.

What kind of fuckinggame are you playing with me?

No game.

We found these in your car.

Yeah, I know.

We've been through this already.

The other day

when Susan and I were here--

Wait; wait a minute.

When Susan and you were here?

Yeah,John, not two days ago.

I haven't seen hide nor hair of you in over two days,

not since I sent you undercover,

lookingfor those missing kids.

Not since you trashed the break room

seeing Susan on the television.

Susan reported me for harassing her.

Susan was reported missing

two days ago--

the same time you were missing.

Now, don't you find

that an interesting coincidence, Hank?

John, that's crazy.

Susan was here with you and me two days ago.

You released me to her custody.

Released you to her custody?

Yes.

And I suppose you left here

and went to a motel together in Hollywood.

Right.

How did you know?

The desk clerk talked about a guy

who check in fitting your description,

and oddly enough, a woman fitting Susan's description.

And three hours later, he finds two dead bodies,

her boyfriend,Jake Vincent, and the PI that worked for him

And apparently they were murdered in your room

Right.

The vampires

killed them

The only fingerprints in there were yours

and Susan's.

That's because vampires

don't have fingerprints.

It says so in Susan's book.

Isn't that just a little convenient, Hank?

Blame everything that's happened on vampires?

Come on; level with me.

It happens all the time.

Ex-husband goes berserk, kills the new boyfriend

and the ex.

John, I'm telling you, the vampires killed them

Oh, I get it.

You're going to use the insanity defense.

I'mnot insane.

Right.

Get him out ofhere.

[slams desk]

What about my neck?

The bite marks?

(Dr. Blake) The bite marks on your neck were gone.

So, in a sense, you were healed.

Yeah, I guess that's one way to look at it.

And why do you suppose that happened?

Your being healed, that is.

Because I killed that son of a bitch.

Then if you killed him

how do you think your wife became a vampire?

Don't you get it?

That's why she went back,

to bring that thing back to life,

so that he would bite her again

and she would become one of them

A vampire?

So your wife wanted to become a vampire.

What the fuck have I been talking to you about

for the past hour?

I see.

[electric buzzing]

Okay, well.

This has all been very interesting.

Hey, Doc?

You think I'm crazy?

I think you loved your wife very much.

I think your inability to accept her leaving you

and startinga relationship with another man

compounded with your

alcohol abuse and lack of sleep

caused you to suffer a breakdown of some sort

that manifested itself into some very--

well, let's just say

some very destructive and antisocial behavior.

''Antisocial behavior''?

[laughs]

I'm antisocial.

[eerie music]

[door clacks]

[buzzing continues]

Did you miss me, Hank?

Hmm

I love what you've done with the place.

You're not real.

It really is wonderful, Hank,

being one of them

You really don't know what you're missing.

I'mready to sleep now!

[banging]

Livingforever--

Somebody!

Never growing old.

You're not real.

You going to tell me that wasn't real?

But Captain Billings--

Didn't remember anything?

No one did.

Naturally.

The Master's powers are far more incredible

than I could have ever guessed.

You removed his arrow to bring him back, didn't you?

You were just usingme to get to him

You didn't care about me.

You just wanted to become one of them

You really don't get it, do you, Hank?

Look at me.

I can do whatever I want.

I'm going to live forever.

It's everything I ever dreamed about.

I loved you.

I would have done anythingfor you.

Yes, you always were

the incurable romantic, weren't you?

[gasps]

That's why I'mhere, Hank,

because you love me.

Because you're stubborn and obsessive.

And I knew if you ever got out ofhere,

you'd never give up until you found me again.

[electric crackling]

[hisses]

[roars]

[demonic groaning]

How's that for romantic?

crunch!

[wheezing]

[retching]

Consider this a divorce.

[sighs]

I think we may have a breakthrough.

He's finally come to terms with the breakup.

He may now even be able to put the obsession with his wife

behind him altogether.

Will he tell us where the body is?

That's the question.

Perhaps.

He's going to need sedating after such a cathartic episode.

Did you see that?

Administer two CCs ofhexachloride.

Wait a second.

I told you she would come.

I want to talk to him first.

[electric flicker]

[door clicks]

Hi, Hank.

Did you see that?

She came for me,John,

just like I knew she would.

What do you think?

Is it time?

What?

To tell me where the body is.

She's right over there,

where the...

But you were watching, right?

From the other room?

You saw it all

on the video camera.

Huh.

Oh, of course.

You couldn't see her,

because vampires can't be photographed.

John--hey, wait; no,John.

John-- [groans]

(John) Sooner or later, Hank;

sooner or later.

Does this look familiar?

No.

Did he have any visitors?

Civilians?

No.

Only you and me.

Maybe it's one of the nurses'.

There are no female nurses

on this floor.

No?

[eerie music]

[demonic scream]

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(man) Ahh.

Can you imagine me

as a thorn in your side?

Where would the pleasure be

if it always felt right?

You'd be as good as dead

if you let down your guard,

hiding inside your head,

making it hard to resist.

Making it hard.

Watch me with your eyes,

conjuring your fears.

Drench me in your lies,

making it hard to resist.

Making it hard.

Ooh.

Hard to resist.

Take us.

Take us down.

Ahh.

Making it hard.