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(My Absolute Boyfriend)

(My Absolute Boyfriend)

It's hot!

Why didn't she tell me it's hot?

Gosh, I burned myself.

Gosh...

Are you busy, sir?

What is it?

Thank you for helping me.

We caught the culprit thanks to you.

I didn't do it for you, so don't flatter yourself.

The assistant director asked me to bring this to you.

Put it over there.

- Hey, are you... - No...

Where are the napkins?

Hey.

Isn't it hot?

Yes.

I'm fine. Don't worry.

It's been 10 days since I woke up,

and I'm one year old, in Korean age.

Can you even see that?

Are you Mongolian?

No, sir.

I'm made in Korea.

Hey!

Something's fishy.

Come to think of it,

that's not the only weird thing about you.

You're...

not human, are you?

What are you?

I'm not human.

I'm a humanoid created by...

DNA manipulation.

That's my role today.

Are you kidding me right now?

Wang Joon, you're on standby...

What's going on?

Temp's now a stuntman.

We were rehearsing.

Oh. You got me really worried.

It was really cool how...

you and Wang Joon exposed Mr. Geum.

Thank you.

We'll meet often on set.

Let's get along.

Yeo Woong.

Don't touch him.

We don't know what he is.

Why would you say that about somebody?

"Somebody"?

If you're a person, then it's my bad.

I thought I'd get to be team leader for once.

What a pity.

I know that with your skills, you could...

join another team and take over right away.

But you stayed on with Real,

and I'm grateful.

If Kyu Ri was the team leader,

we'd have gone belly up long ago.

Hey, hey.

You're way cooler when you're...

a dragon's tail rather than a snake's head.

- What do you say? - What?

I think both dragons and snakes are gross.

I prefer puppies.

Cute puppies rule, don't they?

People often say I look like a puppy.

Did you notice?

What a dog.

- What? - He's being nice.

What do you mean?

Well...

Can we talk?

Sure.

Do you know what that guy is up to?

"That guy"? Who do you mean?

Temp.

Do you even know his identity?

Be careful.

What are you talking about?

I'm worried.

I'm worried sick about you.

Here you are.

- Hello. - Until next week,

you must make a mould of his face.

Okay. I'll be ready.

I like how you're quick on the uptake.

I'll come to your workroom after today's shoot.

No, you don't have to come by today.

You're free this weekend...

No. I want to sort this out...

as soon as possible.

It's okay. There's nothing seriously wrong.

But Young Gu. I think...

you should quit doing stunts.

The better you are at it, the more people will wonder.

Bo Won.

What?

You said if people find out I'm a robot,

then I have to return to the head office.

Yes, because that's the head office's condition that...

allowed Da Da to purchase you.

But...

if someone who knows keeps the secret,

I can stay, right?

How is that possible?

If one person knows, everyone knows.

Does someone know about you?

What?

Not really.

Then why did you hesitate? You got me worried then.

You're so cheeky.

I'm off to Bangsan Market.

I need to make a mould, and we're out of gesso.

I'll come with you. I'll drive.

No, it's okay. I can manage on my own.

If Wang Joon arrives first,

tell him to wait a bit.

Okay.

Take care, Girlfriend.

When I saw them on the set,

it looked like Wang Joon and Da Da still have feelings.

Are you sure you're dating her?

Push and pull. Are you doing it?

I'm working hard on it, pushing down on my thighs.

But it's really hard.

I guess.

Holding back on your love...

can be hard.

It is.

Hello?

Newbie, where are you?

Kyu Ri.

Yes, it's Baek Kyu Ri.

Where did you put the gelatin mix?

I didn't touch it.

Yoo Jin said he saw you pack it.

Find it right away...

and bring it to the set.

Right now!

Okay, I will.

Young Gu.

I must return to the set.

Making up some excuse...

just to be together. That's love.

Bye.

You're...

not human, are you?

Girlfriend, you're already...

Girlfriend went to get some ingredients for the mould.

She'll be back soon.

If you're reporting on work, keep your titles straight.

She's not "Girlfriend".

She's "Team Leader Eom".

Okay.

Then can you please go downstairs?

The second floor is Team Leader Eom's private space.

I know that.

I've been here numerous times in seven years.

And...

you're not on the Real team,

so leave while we're at work.

I have something to discuss...

with Team Leader Eom.

Okay.

The work will be done on the first floor.

Please go downstairs.

When Team Leader Eom returns,

I'll discuss with her and decide whether to leave.

I'm sure something's going on.

I don't think he even knows if he's human or not.

Da Da's being duped.

What's this?

"Kronos Heaven"?

Instruction manual.

Kronos Heaven.

Step up to the product and kiss it.

It will become a romantic boyfriend just for you.

A robot?

What is it saying?

That's...

A robot?

You're a robot?

Give that back.

What are you?

Tell me, what are you?

What do you think you're doing?

Da Da. Come here.

He may be dangerous. He's not human!

Wang Joon.

The thing is...

Eom Da Da, you...

You knew?

Hey, you. Tell me yourself.

What are you?

I'm a robot.

Wang Joon. I can explain.

Let's talk.

A robot?

Where did you get such a thing?

He can't have just appeared here.

Yes.

It's hard to understand.

But you saw for yourself.

Young Gu's not that different from us.

Okay, fine.

Let's say he's made to look like a human.

Does he have a heart?

He's just a machine.

He's not at all different from a plastic figurine I put together.

Don't put it like that.

Wake up, Eom Da Da!

Are you going to date that thing?

Stop talking nonsense!

I like him.

Young Gu likes me,

and I...

like him back.

I won't ask you to understand.

Just accept it.

No way.

It makes no sense.

It will begin cleaning.

When the cycle stops, empty the dust container.

She left me and went to...

a robot?

A robot?

(Robotic Mind)

(Artificial Intelligence)

(AI)

[VIU Ver] SBS E25 'My Absolute Boyfriend' "Wang Joon's Scandal" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

I can't...

understand or accept this, Da Da.

She ordered Zero Ten?

Diana placed the order directly with the head office.

She's keeping us out of the loop...

to contact the head office directly.

What do you think she's up to?

I don't know yet.

About Zero Ten.

Is it okay if I ask that you give it a face that exists?

I'll keep an eye on Diana.

You focus on Zero Nine.

Okay.

How is he doing?

You can see for yourself.

No big changes...

The tablet is gone.

- What? - Where is it?

Oh, I think I left it at Ms. Eom's.

I'll check.

No wonder you got fired.

Don't talk to me.

What do you want?

- Is it from the head office? - Yes.

It's a disciplinary notice in your name.

They're blaming you for Diana's fuss over Zero Nine.

Yes, it was my fault.

Why is it your fault?

It's Bo Won's fault.

He can't even keep a tablet safe.

Why do you keep calling him over?

If Zero Nine causes one more problem,

the head office will replace every researcher in this office.

Why should we lose our jobs because of that fool?

If you want to keep your job, then do your job.

Don't compare yourself to someone who no longer works here.

He almost got fired the day Bo Won did.

I pleaded with the head office to save his skin...

and that's what he says?

(Workroom)

Girlfriend.

I thought you were asleep.

I don't need to sleep.

If you don't have to work today,

do you want to stay at home?

Nothing good will come from agitating Wang Joon.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I let him find out I'm a robot.

Don't worry.

I'll explain to Wang Joon again.

How do you feel today?

I'm okay.

It was bound to happen one day.

As your girlfriend,

it's something I must handle.

I like you, Girlfriend.

Just like that?

I won't play push or pull. I can't.

Just a moment.

Push or pull?

You were toying with me?

Yes.

Young Gu. Young Gu.

Young Gu. Young Gu.

I'll come back later.

No, I can't. Young Gu.

My tablet's here, isn't it?

- Over there. - Good.

Here it is. I was so scared.

No one saw it, right?

Well... Ma Wang Joon saw it.

Ma Wang Joon saw it? What?

So he found out.

That I'm not human.

Darn it.

Hi, how are you?

You look rough.

But then...

Kin Entertainment's stocks plummeted because of you.

I bet you couldn't sleep.

I already have a headache.

Get to the point.

Why else would I be here?

I heard that you'd left the agency,

so I came to say hi.

I was...

hoping to see Eom Da Da too, but she's not here.

Why would you see her?

You didn't know?

That makeup artist...

does it good.

There's no actor that hasn't gone out with her.

Did you see her too?

Hey.

Darn it.

What did you just say?

Shoot.

I'm bleeding.

Hwa Ni.

What happened?

Hey, hit me again. Go on.

Why not?

Wang Joon, no. Don't do it.

Yeo Woong. Let go of me.

- Come here! - You can't do this.

We're on set. Others might see.

You just wait.

I'll make sure you're buried.

I'm sorry.

I need to talk with Da Da.

Hwa Ni got hit, and Wang Joon's the assailant.

Why do you look so anxious?

I have reason to be.

What is it about?

There's a secret that can never get out.

Because of my mistake, everyone might find out.

My name is Yeo Woong.

Do you know what "Woong" means?

Bear?

Correct.

So trust in this bear and don't be afraid.

If someone gossips about your secret,

I'll get rid of that person with a single punch.

Okay?

Thank you.

I'd like to thank all the reporters present.

I'm sorry it's not good news.

Was it really Ma Wang Joon who hit you?

I can...

barely walk.

Do you have proof?

Yes.

It happened on the set of "Doctor AlphaGo" season two.

Hwa Ni walked in perfectly fine,

but he left Wang Joon's dressing room in this state.

The filming crew all saw him.

Is this incident...

related to the fact that Ma Wang Joon left Kin Entertainment?

Actually...

Wang Joon...

beat me a lot too.

- My gosh. - What?

He always had abusive tendencies.

But...

I was his agent.

Why did you hit him?

Did you have breakfast?

Shall we eat?

What did you want to say that you made everyone leave?

I thought about it all night.

Why you did it.

How you could've done it.

But...

I just can't get my head around it.

No.

I won't.

Wang Joon.

I'm going to do it my way.

That dangerous robot.

I'm going to keep him away from you.

Young Gu isn't dangerous.

He thinks of me and cares for me...

more than anyone else.

Right now he does. But...

what if he breaks?

He may look human, but inside he's all steel.

It's bad news, Wang Joon.

(Hwa Ni in ER)

I think he planned it from the start.

- Did Ma Wang Joon really hit him? - Where is he?

Why won't he come out?

I don't have anything yet.

What time is it?

Why did he punch someone?

Did he even go inside?

Is he really here?

It looks like they'll camp out here all night.

Shall I go inside and beat up Mr. Geum?

It was exaggerated,

but it's true I punched him. What can you do?

I told you to control your temper.

Let's wait until it dies down.

What'll you do in the mean time?

You can't even go home because of them.

Where will you stay?

I can't go home because of the reporters.

You can stay at a hotel.

Hey.

The hotel staff know my face.

This is the safest place in all of Korea.

Put me up for a few days, Da Da.

You're not making any sense.

Why not?

You put up some unidentified robot.

But you can't put up top star Ma Wang Joon?

Why am I unidentified?

I gave you my resume...

I let you stay at my place.

This is insane.

Eom Da Da and Ma Wang Joon used to be an item.

My instinct was right.

I'm glad I had someone check.

Why did you want to know?

Zero Ten will find the information useful later on.

Someone's here from Kronos Heaven's Korea office.

I said I'd deal directly with the head office.

And they sent someone this late at night?

Yes.

Okay then. Send them in.

- You'll side with me? - Yes.

You saw what the Korea office people are like.

They're uptight, stubborn,

and boring.

I don't trust people.

Why should I believe you?

The data of Zero Ten that you'll get directly from the head office.

I can check and monitor everything.

I can also give you information on Zero Nine.

- Sir. - What?

Is this what Nam Bo Won talked about?

That Zero Nine had emotions...

You said last time that...

Zero Nine had developed emotions.

Is it true?

Yes, it's true.

Then explain that first.

I'll hear that first and then decide whether or not...

to let you join me.

Wow, it looks great.

Let's all eat up.

Do you eat too?

No, Young Gu doesn't usually eat.

Yes.

I like food. I eat well.

What? Can't I?

You try so hard...

to look human.

What about you?

You try to look like a robot.

Will you both stop? Not at the table.

Let's all eat.

Wow, this looks really good.

Did you cook the pork too?

- Yes. - There's nothing you can't do.

- Eat all you want. - Okay.

I noticed last time that you don't feel pain.

Can you taste food?

- No. - Did you hear that?

He doesn't feel anything.

Let's say you're sick. He doesn't know what that is.

Ma Wang Joon.

Watch what you say.

How can he empathize with what he can't feel?

You know serial killers.

The one thing they all lack...

is the ability to empathize.

Can you empathize?

So...

don't eat his food. It's banned.

I'll order in. Let's eat that.

Will you all stop it?

Hey.

Who knows what he put in the food?

What's wrong with you? Stop it.

Eat, both of you.

(My Absolute Boyfriend)

(My Absolute Boyfriend)

Young Gu.

I'm sorry.

Wang Joon is in a tough situation,

so I couldn't turn him down and said he could stay.

Did he make you upset?

No, it's all right.

Don't worry.

Wang Joon may look like a brat,

but he's quite considerate.

He won't be going around telling other people about you.

What's wrong?

Do you think that I'm worried...

about Ma Wang Joon telling other people...

about what I am?

- Then what is it? - I'm...

bothered because Ma Wang Joon is your ex-boyfriend.

Well, I'll make sure that doesn't bother you.

I have some work left to do, so I'll be downstairs.

All right?

Okay?

Good luck.

I'll be finished once the mould is done,

so you can stay in the workshop.

Was I...

that bad to you?

What are you talking about?

You're fed up with me...

I mean,

you're fed up with humans, that you're dating a robot.

It's nothing like that.

Then what is it?

It's just like how you can end up...

liking a person who turns out to be a foreigner...

or much older than you.

Go ahead, then.

Go ahead and date a foreigner or an old grandpa.

But a robot?

Would you understand if you were in my place?

Would you be able to understand if the next person I dated...

after our seven years together was a robot...

that could harm me?

Young Gu...

is kinder and good-natured than any other person.

I know I hurt you.

I know you wanted somebody who could heal you.

But a robot won't do.

Never.

What would your father have said if he were still here?

Could you say the same to your father...

as you said to me?

Come here.

What is it?

Stop it!

What do you think you're doing?

This is his room, isn't it?

I'm going to have to see what that jerk has got in his head...

in the room next to you.

Ma Wang Joon, stop that.

Stop that!

Why are you acting like this?

Are you happy now?

See?

Young Gu waits like this.

He knows that you won't cause any harm to me.

He knows that I won't like it if he makes the wrong move...

and breaks the door.

Please let me know if you need anything else.

Robots are made to fulfill humans' needs.

Da Da may need you now,

but in the end, only humans...

can be each other's friend and lover.

Girlfriend said...

that she likes me.

And I like her too.

I like him.

Young Gu likes me,

and I...

like him back.

We're together because...

we like each other, not because of need.

Just like how you were with her in the past.

But unlike you, I won't let her go.

My love for her...

won't change.

What's that sound?

What are you doing? You're not even much of a drinker.

I couldn't sleep.

This was all you had.

Da Da.

Would you like to join?

You need to shoot your drama tomorrow.

What's gotten into you? You're usually very strict with yourself.

I'm just glad...

to be here with you.

I know you didn't do that...

to Hwa Ni.

I trust you, so don't worry.

I actually did hit him.

That jerk...

kept acting really annoying.

You're drunk.

Let's talk tomorrow.

You should get some sleep.

Can you please notice me?

I'm right here.

I've been trying to get your attention...

ever since I came here just so I could get you to look at me.

So can you please notice me?

Please?

Da Da.

Are you angry?

No.

I'm not angry.

Why would I be angry at you?

I'm relieved.

I was scared...

because I'm not really good at being considerate.

I'm not perfect like a robot.

I'm a human being.

I never liked you...

because you were perfect like a robot.

It wasn't because you were the perfect celebrity, Ma Wang Joon.

It was rather because of the mistakes,

weaknesses,

and flaws...

that you showed me when we were together.

I liked you because of how humane you were.

I see.

I'm sorry.

I had to turn my cell phone off last night because it kept ringing.

I'm sorry.

How could you let the reporters...

write an article saying he's a thug?

You've been working with Wang Joon for a long time,

so you of all people should know that it's not true.

We're also getting ready to release an article on our end,

so please give us some time.

We're already busy with the shoot.

I'm sorry.

Gosh, my head.

Gosh, can I have some water? Give me some water.

My gosh, why does it taste so weird?

I'm sorry.

You're sorry?

What? What are you sorry for?

What did you put in here?

It's green tea. I brewed it twice.

It's my fault for leaving the tablet here,

so please don't tell anyone that Young Gu is a robot.

What exactly is your relationship with Young Gu?

I'm his data trainer.

In other words,

I'm the one who programmed Young Gu's brain.

If you did something so incredible...

I mean, if you made a robot that's quite human like,

you should go public about it.

Why do you keep trying to keep it a secret?

It's because people are biased toward dating companion robots.

And as for Young Gu and Da Da, our head office...

- What about your head office? - It's nothing.

- Why? What is it? - No, it's nothing.

Please don't tell anyone.

Something seems fishy.

Hey, Da Da.

How do Young Gu and Bo Won know each other?

They seem really close.

They're cousins. They're relatives.

How is it that Young Gu looks nothing like his cousin?

Cousins don't always look similar.

Right, Yoo Jin?

Yes, I guess.

But why isn't Bo Won here yet?

Do you miss him now that he's not here?

But then again, he is quite attractive...

because he's so smart.

Da Da, he's talking nonsense.

Da Da.

Skin elasticity, bright skin, and moisturising.

I tried all of them, and they all work wonders.

So tell him to use these products.

- Tell whom? - Bo Won.

I couldn't tell him this because I didn't want to hurt him,

but he seriously looks way too old.

So tell him to start off with skin elasticity.

We need to do makeup on 10 people today. Hurry up and get ready.

- Let's go. See you, Da Da. - Okay.

- Come on. - Good luck.

- Hey, Young Gu... - Gosh, let's go.

- What's your problem? - Hurry up and go.

You have to do a stunt today, don't you?

Yes, just one scene.

Be careful.

And I know you're bothered by the fact...

that Wang Joon's staying with us.

But if we hang in there a little, everything will be okay.

Girlfriend, can I ask you something?

What?

How does it feel when you drink alcohol?

What?

I saw people drinking in dramas that Bo Won showed me.

But I can't really relate.

Let's see.

There's not much to it.

If you drink too much, you become dizzy,

and you get a really bad headache.

Some people yell, some get angry, and some even cry.

There are various types of reactions to alcohol.

And when things get really bad, some even throw up.

Anyway, it's not a good experience.

But I still want to know.

Know what?

I want to experience what it feels like...

when you drink alcohol.

Feeling dizzy.

Having a headache.

I'm curious about everything.

They're the kind of stuff I'll never get to understand...

because I'm a robot.

How much do they want for compensation?

- Two million dollars. - What?

That's twice what they paid me.

That's what it says on the contract.

"If the model causes damage to sales due to personal reasons,"

"the firm will request twice the down payment."

There are already five companies that are asking for compensation.

What about the drama?

I talked to the director and bought us some time.

But the reporters are constantly asking around.

You might end up having to compensate for damages...

because those reporters wrote everything Mr. Geum told them.

- Good work. - Good work.

I wonder if we'll be able to shoot today.

- Because of Ma Wang Joon? - Yes.

I also read the article, and it was horrible.

To be honest, he can be very mean.

But he didn't seem like someone who'd beat people up.

You never know. Don't judge a book by its cover.

I guess you're right. It's hard to tell.

Kyu Ri, you coloured your nail with balsam.

If this stays on my nail until the first snow,

my first love will come true.

But your first love ended a long time ago.

A woman's first love is the person she loves in the present moment.

But what would you know? You're so young.

I'm old enough to know everything.

- You did this for Bo Won. - Hey!

- Why did you hit me? - Stop trying to set us up.

"Stop trying to set us up."

Kyu Ri.

Hey, Young Gu. What's up?

Can I ask you for a favour?

You guys can go now.

Get out of here.

Hurry up and go. Leave.

It's finally here.

Ran, open it.

[VIU Ver] SBS E26 'My Absolute Boyfriend' "Diana's Scheme" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

Diana.

We just found out Ma Wang Joon's current location.

Perfect.

Gosh, I need the reporters to be gone...

so that I can talk to Geum Eun Dong and set things straight.

My goodness, look at all you reporters. Hello.

Mr. Geum, do you have any news regarding Ma Wang Joon?

Gosh, Mr. Park, stop it.

You haven't eaten, have you?

You guys should go inside and eat. Let's talk later.

Mr. Geum.

We're waiting here so we can write another article on Ma Wang Joon.

My gosh, don't be like that.

Why would you bother? He's no longer important.

No one's going to read the articles about him.

Instead, Hwa Ni is planning to shoot a new drama soon.

I'll tell you all about that. So let's go inside and eat.

The food's on me. Come on inside.

Mr. Kim, come on.

I guess we should eat.

Isn't he Ma Wang Joon?

I heard he beat someone up.

Girlfriend.

I'm sorry for making you wait.

I just got here myself.

By the way, why did you want to meet me here after work?

If we go home, Wang Joon will be there.

And my team members will be there as well.

I just want it to be us.

Sit down.

Girlfriend.

- I have a question. - What is it?

Did you also have a first love?

First love?

Yes, it was back when I was in first grade.

It didn't work out, right?

Of course.

If it worked out, I wouldn't be here right now.

I'd be married already.

But why do you ask?

You coloured your nail with balsam.

- Who did this for you? - I asked Kyu Ri to do it for me.

Gosh, it's been ages since I last saw this.

I heard your first love comes true if the balsam stays on your nail...

until the first snow falls.

But...

my nails don't grow.

And you're my first love.

So that means our love...

will come true.

Aren't you relieved that your boyfriend is a robot?

Yes, I'm relieved.

Why are you crying? Don't cry.

Who says robots are perfect?

What?

In moments like this, you should hug me...

instead of smiling at me like that.

(Restricted for everyone except Eom Da Da)

Are you sure he's in there?

This is going to take all night!

How long do we have to wait?

Is he even home?

When is he coming out?

I know, when is he coming out?

It's been so long, already.

Ma Wang Joon?

Hi, Ma Wang Joon.

What are you staring at?

If you work here, open the door.

Who are you?

Girlfriend.

You're that...

We need to have a chat. Get in.

Why should I?

I'm not in the mood to chat,

so get lost.

Do you know that Young Gu...

is a robot?

I'll give you what you want.

Get in.

His stuff is all gone.

Where did he go?

Maybe he went back home.

He won't be able to do that because of the reporters.

I'll go out and look for him.

Will you do that?

The reporters might have gotten him when he went out.

Don't worry.

What is it that you want to say? No...

Before that,

how did you know that he's a robot?

That's because I'm the original owner.

"Original owner"?

Sure. Young Gu...

I mean, Ken was my toy.

But that Eom Da Da girl stole him.

"Stole"? Da Da did?

Well, there was a misdelivery,

but she just took the opportunity.

It was theft, to be frank.

So?

It seemed like...

we had the same objective.

You want Eom Da Da, don't you?

You saying that...

we should work together to pull them apart,

aren't you?

No, we're just...

Just putting them in their correct positions.

I keep the toy,

and you keep the girl.

No.

I don't need your help.

Da Da will decide for her own.

Even if I have to bring her back,

I'll do it on my own.

What do you think you're doing? Move over.

I said, move over.

You...

Sorry.

I wasn't asking for your consent, anyway.

Take him away.

Where could he have gone without even leaving a memo?

He's going to have a hard time if he meets a reporter.

Ma Wang Joon!

Eom Da Da.

Where in the world did you go?

Are we the only ones here?

Young Gu went out to look for you.

That's great.

(My Absolute Boyfriend)

I heard that you'll be sent back to the head office...

if people find out you're a robot.

You won't ever get to see the Eom Da Da...

you like so much.

About the robot you made...

Is it true that it will get sent back...

if people find out that it's not human?

If you keep acting like this,

I can't go easy with you.

I'm going to pull you apart.

No matter what it takes.

- Da Da. - Wang Joon, I...

Can you just give me one day?

No, just one hour. Please.

Get rid of that brat, Eom Da Da.

Should we begin what we're here for, then?

Da Da!

Da Da, where have you...