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Capel 70 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:18,666 Asterix and The Mansions Of The Gods UK English Subtitles by Chris J Capel 71 00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:18,932 72 00:00:18,933 --> 00:00:19,199 73 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:19,466 74 00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:19,732 75 00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:58,000 76 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,852 Senators, I tell you... 77 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,314 Those who escape the claws of the lion 78 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,940 will be poisoned by the venom of the snake! 79 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,358 So many animals... 80 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,610 - He's not being literal. - What is it? 81 00:01:12,362 --> 00:01:14,407 O Caesar... what do you mean 82 00:01:14,573 --> 00:01:16,367 by "venom of the snake"? 83 00:01:16,533 --> 00:01:19,494 - And by "the claws of the lion"? - His classical references are really getting obscure... 84 00:01:19,661 --> 00:01:22,331 The lion is the invincible power of Rome! 85 00:01:22,497 --> 00:01:25,459 Like the claws of the hawk, it grips... 86 00:01:25,626 --> 00:01:27,169 - There's a bird now? - Shh! 87 00:01:27,336 --> 00:01:29,170 Like the claws of the hawk, 88 00:01:29,338 --> 00:01:32,091 we tighten our grip on all continents, 89 00:01:32,257 --> 00:01:33,382 except right here in Armorica, 90 00:01:33,758 --> 00:01:34,801 where a handful of indomitable Gauls 91 00:01:34,967 --> 00:01:40,098 still laugh at the Imperial Eagle. 92 00:01:41,099 --> 00:01:43,266 Do you have a problem with an eagle? 93 00:01:43,433 --> 00:01:44,434 94 00:01:45,393 --> 00:01:47,436 These barbarians continue to refuse to become part of Rome? 95 00:01:47,521 --> 00:01:49,981 So it is Rome that will go to them! 96 00:01:52,359 --> 00:01:54,693 Uh... That's all? Now? 97 00:01:54,861 --> 00:01:55,861 Yes, now. 98 00:01:58,114 --> 00:01:59,658 This is our venom of the snake. 99 00:01:59,824 --> 00:02:02,953 Their forests will give way to glorious buildings. 100 00:02:03,118 --> 00:02:05,454 Surrounded by the Roman civilization, 101 00:02:05,621 --> 00:02:07,916 they will have to adapt or disappear. 102 00:02:09,768 --> 00:02:11,460 I have entrusted the construction 103 00:02:11,627 --> 00:02:15,255 of our beautiful new city to the young architect Squaronthehypotenus. 104 00:02:15,421 --> 00:02:17,298 He has designed many modern buildings, 105 00:02:17,465 --> 00:02:20,677 some of which have not fallen down. 106 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:24,807 Congratulations Squaronthehypotenus! I love it. 107 00:02:24,973 --> 00:02:26,516 What a beautiful little model! 108 00:02:26,684 --> 00:02:29,310 Tell me, what do you call your glorious city? 109 00:02:29,477 --> 00:02:31,521 - Well I thought of something... - But it wasn't very good. 110 00:02:31,688 --> 00:02:33,356 Yes, it wasn't very good. 111 00:02:33,523 --> 00:02:35,566 Do you have a suggestion, Senator Prospectus? 112 00:02:36,066 --> 00:02:39,987 It should be a name that evokes Rome... 113 00:02:40,154 --> 00:02:42,114 But which is not actually Rome. 114 00:02:43,198 --> 00:02:44,782 - Rume. - Rume? 115 00:02:44,950 --> 00:02:46,451 Well, it sounds like a bit like Rome. 116 00:02:46,618 --> 00:02:48,620 I fear it might be confused with real Rome... 117 00:02:48,787 --> 00:02:50,830 Exactly. So then, what do you think of... 118 00:02:51,582 --> 00:02:53,292 The Mansions of the Gods! 119 00:02:53,624 --> 00:02:55,252 The Mansions of the Gods? 120 00:02:58,129 --> 00:02:59,588 I'm not sure... 121 00:03:00,922 --> 00:03:02,133 Eh, it'll do I suppose. 122 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:10,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 123 00:05:17,802 --> 00:05:18,802 Cuckoo! 124 00:05:19,511 --> 00:05:21,346 This one's mine, Obelix. 125 00:05:21,513 --> 00:05:23,265 No I saw him first. 126 00:05:23,432 --> 00:05:24,892 - Really? - Absolutely! 127 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:26,810 He's running from me, not you! 128 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,769 Really? You talked with him? 129 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,814 I saw the boar first! 130 00:05:30,981 --> 00:05:33,358 Is your nose red? 131 00:05:33,525 --> 00:05:35,986 Come here! Mister Asterix is being childish. 132 00:05:36,152 --> 00:05:37,445 You're done talking, I hope? 133 00:05:37,611 --> 00:05:39,154 I'm the fastest! 134 00:05:39,322 --> 00:05:40,489 To eat them! 135 00:05:40,657 --> 00:05:41,992 - This is mine! - I think not! 136 00:05:42,158 --> 00:05:43,409 - Yes! - No! 137 00:05:47,038 --> 00:05:48,038 Yes! 138 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,509 Obelix! 139 00:06:02,302 --> 00:06:03,803 That boar... 140 00:06:04,262 --> 00:06:06,472 ... is mine! 141 00:06:07,307 --> 00:06:09,267 That's not your boar! 142 00:06:29,536 --> 00:06:31,954 What is that, by Toutatis? 143 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:05,903 121 feet, 122, 123, 124, 125... Off, off! 144 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:07,822 126, 127, 145 00:07:08,656 --> 00:07:09,657 and... 128 feet! 146 00:07:09,698 --> 00:07:12,034 This is the first tree to be felled. 147 00:07:15,495 --> 00:07:17,498 Aah! By Vesta! Get this dog off of me!! 148 00:07:18,206 --> 00:07:19,206 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 149 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:22,419 You shouldn't hurt the trees, Roman. 150 00:07:22,585 --> 00:07:24,295 Dogmatix hates that. 151 00:07:24,461 --> 00:07:26,631 Come on, Dogmatix! You've had enough Roman for now. 152 00:07:28,591 --> 00:07:30,635 Get out of here now! 153 00:07:30,802 --> 00:07:34,514 This building site is strictly off-limits to the public. Clear? 154 00:07:49,611 --> 00:07:51,696 I like Romans without armour, 155 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:54,616 they make a more pleasing sound when they fall. 156 00:08:07,085 --> 00:08:10,714 O Vitalstatistix our chief, we need to talk to you! 157 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:13,924 He's in a meeting right now. Can I take a message? 158 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,178 I'm here. 159 00:08:17,345 --> 00:08:18,680 What's going on? 160 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,764 The classic fish story, they're just not fresh... 161 00:08:20,931 --> 00:08:22,224 What do you mean not fresh!? 162 00:08:22,391 --> 00:08:24,727 I was answering a question! 163 00:08:24,894 --> 00:08:25,895 So impolite. 164 00:08:25,978 --> 00:08:28,105 We stumbled upon some Romans in the forest. 165 00:08:28,272 --> 00:08:31,692 - Romans with rope. - What kind of rope? 166 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,736 Special string, for feet. 167 00:08:33,903 --> 00:08:36,696 They have some sort of building site, "off-limits to the public". 168 00:08:37,031 --> 00:08:39,491 Building site? 169 00:08:39,657 --> 00:08:41,868 String, rope, feet, it doesn't sound too serious. 170 00:08:42,035 --> 00:08:43,953 Right, back to the meeting! 171 00:08:45,372 --> 00:08:48,540 We better keep an eye on this site. The Romans might be up to something. 172 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:50,960 Hey, we're making a report! 173 00:08:51,126 --> 00:08:52,504 You've finished your report! 174 00:09:02,554 --> 00:09:06,432 It is intolerable that these moustached barbarians 175 00:09:06,599 --> 00:09:08,101 could threaten Caesar's plans! 176 00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:11,562 The Gauls do not like us touching their forest. 177 00:09:11,729 --> 00:09:12,730 Their forest? 178 00:09:12,814 --> 00:09:14,775 Stop moving, please. 179 00:09:14,941 --> 00:09:16,484 By Juno, what are they thinking? 180 00:09:16,651 --> 00:09:19,070 They think it's their home. That's the problem. 181 00:09:19,237 --> 00:09:21,572 We'll force the Gauls into civilization. 182 00:09:21,739 --> 00:09:23,532 We're about to start full deforestation! 183 00:09:23,699 --> 00:09:25,283 You'll have to do some degallicization first. 184 00:09:25,450 --> 00:09:28,537 I'm counting on you for that. And I think... 185 00:09:28,703 --> 00:09:32,959 - What is it, Slave Master? - Centurion, the slaves 186 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:34,376 are complaining of inactivity. 187 00:09:34,543 --> 00:09:36,754 Civilization is temporarily suspended until 188 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,421 we begin work on degallicization. 189 00:09:39,631 --> 00:09:42,050 - What? - What, "what"? - I didn't understand a word of that. 190 00:09:42,216 --> 00:09:43,552 Whatever, just get out. 191 00:09:44,176 --> 00:09:47,346 Squaronthehypotenus, to avoid the Gauls we'll have to work at night. 192 00:09:47,513 --> 00:09:50,307 Night! I'm not afraid of these Gauls! 193 00:09:50,475 --> 00:09:52,476 I think we'll be seeing a lot more of each other. 194 00:10:02,278 --> 00:10:05,697 Centurion! My staff and I are confused. 195 00:10:05,862 --> 00:10:07,031 Should we be pulling? 196 00:10:07,198 --> 00:10:10,410 You need me to repeat it? You wait for my signal, then pull. 197 00:10:10,578 --> 00:10:12,620 What is the signal again? 198 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:15,456 For the 30th time, it's when I lift my arm! Clear?! 199 00:10:15,622 --> 00:10:16,707 I guess so. 200 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,426 What are we waiting for, by Jupiter? 201 00:10:28,759 --> 00:10:30,178 What are we waiting for, by Jupiter? 202 00:10:30,345 --> 00:10:32,097 The report from my scouts! 203 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:36,226 Centurion! The other legionnaires and I kindly ask you not to shout as it's dangerous. 204 00:10:36,393 --> 00:10:37,393 I'll show you dangerous! 205 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,978 Get back in the ranks you moron! 206 00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:40,855 ... 207 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,074 What do you think you are doing?! 208 00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:54,468 - You raised your arm. - I did not! 209 00:10:54,492 --> 00:10:56,286 Oh yes you did! 210 00:10:56,453 --> 00:10:57,871 So I gave the signal! 211 00:10:58,288 --> 00:10:59,288 Ave, Centurion. 212 00:10:59,372 --> 00:11:01,248 - Scouts reporting. - Where were you? 213 00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:03,376 - Here! - And what did you hear? 214 00:11:03,543 --> 00:11:05,879 We didn't get far because we thought we heard the Gauls... 215 00:11:06,046 --> 00:11:07,171 Sorry, what... what did you say? 216 00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:08,548 THE GAULS! 217 00:11:09,465 --> 00:11:12,052 Gauls?! Humerus, sound the retreat! 218 00:11:16,805 --> 00:11:17,931 Ave, Centurion! 219 00:11:19,432 --> 00:11:21,727 Come back, you pack of chickens! 220 00:11:23,394 --> 00:11:24,687 Oh, boy. 221 00:11:40,411 --> 00:11:41,411 Dogmatix? 222 00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:45,832 What's going on now? 223 00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:50,295 The mark of the Romans. 224 00:11:56,676 --> 00:12:00,054 There, Dogmatix. Everything is back to normal. 225 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,402 For those not right in the head, I will repeat. 226 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,380 - Just listen this time! - One tree in a whole night? 227 00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:18,071 All I can say is, 228 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:20,323 - I don't find that very humorous! - Present! 229 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,992 Not you, Humerus! Right, don't just stand there! 230 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,869 Where is the tree we pulled down yesterday? 231 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:28,455 That's the odd thing. It is not pulled down. 232 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,623 What? 233 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,999 The tree is standing. 234 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,169 Standing for what? 235 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:37,256 No, standing, as in standing up again. Look. 236 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,008 No, it's... it's not true! 237 00:12:40,175 --> 00:12:41,969 It's not true! That's impossible! 238 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:46,160 - Centurion! He should search his feelings more quietly! - Silence! 239 00:12:46,185 --> 00:12:48,623 Enough is enough! We're going! We can't fight this kind of magic. 240 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,060 - We are not going! We're going to pull down this tree. - Again? 241 00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:53,771 Yes, again, and then we'll pull it back to camp to stop it rooting again! 242 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:57,442 Wait... it's our job description about the uprooting of trees, 243 00:12:57,607 --> 00:12:59,152 but transporting them is another matter... 244 00:12:59,317 --> 00:13:02,946 You're slaves! Your job is to listen and to obey! 245 00:13:03,113 --> 00:13:05,616 Centurion, a quiet Roman is a happy Roman! 246 00:13:05,783 --> 00:13:07,367 You, shut up! And you, pull! 247 00:13:09,536 --> 00:13:11,996 I'm glad I didn't bring Dogmatix. 248 00:13:12,164 --> 00:13:14,124 Druid, what do we do? 249 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,793 I have a funny trick we can play on the Romans... 250 00:13:23,382 --> 00:13:24,883 That's a funny trick? 251 00:13:29,888 --> 00:13:34,058 Amazing! Did you see how fast they grew? 252 00:13:34,226 --> 00:13:36,479 You mean they don't usually grow at that speed? 253 00:13:39,022 --> 00:13:40,899 I have good news, and some bad news. 254 00:13:48,822 --> 00:13:51,242 The bad news is the trees are back again... 255 00:13:56,747 --> 00:14:00,833 The good news is our jobs remain intact. So that's good right? 256 00:14:08,466 --> 00:14:12,012 So we won't give up, and everyone should pat themselves on the back for their perseverance. 257 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,815 - Obelix, eat slowly! - What for? 258 00:14:23,981 --> 00:14:27,359 - Oh look, I've still got an acorn on me. - Don't drop that! Obelix...! 259 00:14:29,528 --> 00:14:33,740 Obelix! You're going to uproot this tree, immediately! 260 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,575 Dogmatix wouldn't like that. Say, they do grow fast! 261 00:14:38,829 --> 00:14:41,747 Let me make sure I understand you correctly... 262 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,668 Not only is the construction of the Mansions of the Gods not progressing well, 263 00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:48,294 but also there aren't any Romans who want to live there?! 264 00:14:48,462 --> 00:14:51,090 We admit we are facing some reluctance from the public. 265 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:54,343 Our citizens are reluctant to emigrate to Armorica. 266 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:58,596 Couldn't we build the Mansions nearer Rome? Then they would be far happier! 267 00:14:58,763 --> 00:15:00,891 Give me a solution you imbecilic pigs 268 00:15:01,057 --> 00:15:03,768 or you will end up in the Circus with the lions! 269 00:15:03,935 --> 00:15:06,479 Which would make the citizens of Rome happy 270 00:15:06,647 --> 00:15:08,398 without taking them far away from home! 271 00:15:09,816 --> 00:15:11,317 The Circus... 272 00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:14,403 That's a great idea, O Caesar! 273 00:15:22,703 --> 00:15:25,122 Ha, you Greek dog! I will massacre you! 274 00:15:25,289 --> 00:15:27,541 Hercules! Help! Help! 275 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:29,917 It's me, mighty Hercules! 276 00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:31,961 You will pay you nasty Trojan! 277 00:15:32,129 --> 00:15:34,046 You're going to die like a cockroach! 278 00:15:34,213 --> 00:15:38,968 Applejus! Does it always has to be killings, massacres and bugs? 279 00:15:39,134 --> 00:15:41,011 Let him be, he enjoys it. 280 00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:44,557 It's crazy, it's all so violent! Where does he get ideas like that? 281 00:15:56,692 --> 00:15:59,381 - Going for a triple spinner, Smalls? - Just double, Talls! 282 00:15:59,405 --> 00:16:02,323 How's your neck by the way Smalls, is it getting better? 283 00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:04,409 Yes, but the doctor says I have to avoid any sudden movements. 284 00:16:05,451 --> 00:16:07,871 - Ready for the Bite of the Rattlesnake? - Ready, now! 285 00:16:10,915 --> 00:16:13,499 I never liked that move. 286 00:16:13,918 --> 00:16:15,418 I know, sorry Talls! 287 00:16:17,462 --> 00:16:19,380 I only countered you three times there! 288 00:16:21,299 --> 00:16:23,593 Oh no, not another ad! 289 00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:29,015 We can't even slaughter properly without getting interrupted these days. 290 00:16:29,182 --> 00:16:30,265 Tell me about it! 291 00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:32,518 Romans! Romans! 292 00:16:32,769 --> 00:16:34,020 You've had enough! 293 00:16:34,186 --> 00:16:38,190 Enough of the polluted smell of the town! The noise! 294 00:16:38,357 --> 00:16:40,901 The crowds! The traffic! 295 00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:42,903 Well no, not really... 296 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:46,824 Escape the rat race to a vast, superb new natural park. Pure, sweet air awaits you 297 00:16:46,991 --> 00:16:50,077 in new tenements where you can live like a god, 298 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,203 just three weeks from the centre of Rome! 299 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,622 The divine Caesar offers tonight 300 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:58,794 to a lucky one of you a splendid apartment in 301 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,127 the Mansions of the Gods! 302 00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:07,051 Please view the information tablet located by your feet! 303 00:17:07,218 --> 00:17:09,594 Wow! It's beautiful! 304 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,013 Yes... but it's in Armorica. 305 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,181 Where is that? 306 00:17:13,223 --> 00:17:14,557 I don't know, but I think it's pretty far. 307 00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:18,103 Let the big draw... begin! 308 00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:36,120 The lucky winner... 309 00:17:37,162 --> 00:17:38,162 is... 310 00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:42,667 the holder of tablet number... 311 00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:45,503 TWO! 312 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,841 But... it's you! Quick, go down! 313 00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:52,260 Shh! I don't want to go to Armorica! 314 00:17:52,427 --> 00:17:54,053 You do not even know where it is! 315 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,055 Who has lucky number two? 316 00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:57,723 Here he is! Over here! 317 00:17:57,890 --> 00:17:59,225 It's this man here! 318 00:17:59,391 --> 00:18:01,060 What have we won? A gladiator? 319 00:18:01,227 --> 00:18:03,271 Give him a big hand, folks 320 00:18:03,437 --> 00:18:06,982 as he descends into the arena! 321 00:18:07,481 --> 00:18:10,443 Oh! Look, your father's so beautiful! 322 00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:12,403 He looks like a Greek hero! 323 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:13,739 Bravo! 324 00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:15,114 Bravo! 325 00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:18,409 Smile! Smile and hold up your reward! 326 00:18:21,454 --> 00:18:23,915 Uh... Um... Where is Armorica? 327 00:18:24,081 --> 00:18:25,083 In Gaul. 328 00:18:25,249 --> 00:18:27,251 Oh yes? That is pretty far. 329 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:29,754 And if I refuse to leave? 330 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,048 You stay here in the arena and we'll let loose the lions. 331 00:18:33,591 --> 00:18:37,802 Ah. Well, a little fresh air will do me good I expect. 332 00:18:47,811 --> 00:18:48,897 Oh, yes! 333 00:18:49,856 --> 00:18:54,402 My, Roman architecture is awfully impressive. 334 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,820 So, can you show me to my room? 335 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,910 We will stop wasting time and you will return to Rome 336 00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,662 and explain that the fun is over. 337 00:19:05,828 --> 00:19:09,165 Never! You hear me? Caesar gave me a mission. 338 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,042 And I will lead it to the very end, 339 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:14,378 even if I have to work the slaves to death! 340 00:19:16,339 --> 00:19:18,549 "To work the slaves to death"?! 341 00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:21,094 That's what he said. 342 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,179 What can we do, Getafix? 343 00:19:23,346 --> 00:19:24,388 Let us think carefully. 344 00:19:31,019 --> 00:19:33,854 I have an idea, but you're not going to want to hear it. 345 00:19:34,681 --> 00:19:37,525 - Shall we beat them up? - That was my idea! 346 00:19:37,691 --> 00:19:40,153 To protect the slaves, I have a plan. 347 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,196 It will require a beating, certainly, 348 00:19:42,363 --> 00:19:44,156 but... only a little one. 349 00:19:44,323 --> 00:19:47,534 A little beating? This exists? 350 00:19:48,536 --> 00:19:49,536 1 2 3! 351 00:19:50,162 --> 00:19:51,412 1 2 3! 352 00:19:54,124 --> 00:19:56,961 Excuse me, where are the slaves kept please? 353 00:19:57,128 --> 00:19:58,796 Hello! 354 00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:02,465 I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that I'm in a very good mood! 355 00:20:26,487 --> 00:20:28,114 Ah, it's over there. 356 00:20:41,752 --> 00:20:46,047 This is the magic potion that gives us superhuman strength. A gift! 357 00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:47,758 I could have a little before we give it to them? 358 00:20:47,924 --> 00:20:48,925 No, it's not for you! 359 00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:51,428 It'll help you to run away and escape. 360 00:20:51,596 --> 00:20:53,138 You are free. 361 00:20:53,638 --> 00:20:58,185 First I want to say, thank you. But is running really a way to freedom? 362 00:20:58,351 --> 00:21:00,228 - Pardon? - You speak of escape, 363 00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:03,481 but trying to run from your problems... 364 00:21:03,648 --> 00:21:05,482 isn't that just another form of slavery? 365 00:21:05,649 --> 00:21:08,319 I thought it was more like the beginning of freedom. 366 00:21:08,486 --> 00:21:10,820 Yet you can't run away from your problems. 367 00:21:10,987 --> 00:21:12,947 These are weighty matters for discussion. 368 00:21:13,115 --> 00:21:15,034 I just came to offer a potion. 369 00:21:15,201 --> 00:21:16,869 Now, is drinking away problems as bad as running? We need to discuss th- 370 00:21:17,036 --> 00:21:19,496 You take the potion and drink it or I will pound you into the floor! 371 00:21:19,662 --> 00:21:21,414 Fair enough, fair enough. 372 00:21:30,131 --> 00:21:31,673 What just happened? 373 00:21:31,841 --> 00:21:35,094 A fine example of the legendary politeness of our Gallic neighbours. 374 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,389 Hey, it's not the time for working yet, slave! 375 00:21:45,145 --> 00:21:46,145 Ouch. 376 00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:58,741 From now on, we wish to have a status equal to that of the legionnaries. 377 00:21:58,908 --> 00:22:02,409 We want to be able to leave the camp, have two meals a day... What? 378 00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:03,913 - Three. 379 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,288 Fine. Three meals a day. 380 00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:06,695 - That's it? - I don't think so. 381 00:22:06,706 --> 00:22:09,167 When the first block of flats in the Mansions are completed, 382 00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:11,086 we want to be freed. 383 00:22:11,253 --> 00:22:12,462 - What? - Free. 384 00:22:12,629 --> 00:22:13,880 Ah yes, yes. Additionally, 385 00:22:14,047 --> 00:22:16,048 we also require more adequate accommodation. 386 00:22:16,216 --> 00:22:19,175 - We don't find our current living conditions very humorous... - Present! - Shh! 387 00:22:20,929 --> 00:22:22,179 You're going to accept?! 388 00:22:22,346 --> 00:22:24,265 I am. It seems the prudent move. 389 00:22:24,431 --> 00:22:25,892 Shake? 390 00:22:58,589 --> 00:23:00,550 Come to think of it, 391 00:23:00,716 --> 00:23:04,719 Roman architecture actually is pretty impressive! 392 00:23:04,886 --> 00:23:06,138 Yes, the slaves have done a good job. 393 00:23:06,305 --> 00:23:07,305 What are you doing there? 394 00:23:07,389 --> 00:23:10,057 Centurion, there's a rumour going around 395 00:23:10,225 --> 00:23:13,853 that you plan to give the slaves the same pay as us? 396 00:23:14,021 --> 00:23:16,521 Can you confirm if it's true or not? 397 00:23:18,149 --> 00:23:20,026 - This is mine! - No, mine! 398 00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:21,193 - It is not! - Yes it is! 399 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:45,299 What are you doing? 400 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,009 The magic potion was to allow you to get away! 401 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,470 We debated it in sub-committee. 402 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:53,474 We decided the position of runaway slave does not offer good career prospects. 403 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,809 What do you want more than freedom, by Toutatis? 404 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:56,977 Simply to become free Roman citizens. 405 00:23:57,062 --> 00:24:00,813 For that, we have to finish the building work. 406 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,484 We will not let you destroy our forest. 407 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:06,277 Tell your men to stop building and get away. 408 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:08,947 We will return very soon to destroy this building! 409 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:25,755 - Everyone get their Magic Potion?! - No. 410 00:24:25,921 --> 00:24:28,089 Before we go into battle, I would like to give a rousing speech... 411 00:24:28,256 --> 00:24:29,341 COME ON! LET'S GO! 412 00:24:29,508 --> 00:24:31,967 You do not even know who you need to fight! 413 00:24:32,135 --> 00:24:34,179 - Who cares? - As long as we hit someone! 414 00:24:34,346 --> 00:24:36,472 We must destroy a large building in the forest! 415 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,518 Break everything that we come across. There, simple. 416 00:24:42,353 --> 00:24:43,354 Waaaaiit! 417 00:24:47,441 --> 00:24:50,361 CHAAAAAARGE! 418 00:25:10,629 --> 00:25:12,424 Group 44, follow me! 419 00:25:12,589 --> 00:25:13,589 What about 43? 420 00:25:13,714 --> 00:25:15,218 Group 43 need to go to entrance C. 421 00:25:16,677 --> 00:25:17,678 Civilians! 422 00:25:17,845 --> 00:25:21,723 Oh look, a little native costume show while we wait! 423 00:25:21,890 --> 00:25:23,891 I would have preferred a buffet. 424 00:25:24,559 --> 00:25:25,935 Jonmarcus! 425 00:25:28,105 --> 00:25:29,355 Come on, dear. 426 00:25:33,609 --> 00:25:36,070 - Shall I break the big house? - No. 427 00:25:36,236 --> 00:25:39,364 - Well, a column, then? - No. 428 00:25:39,531 --> 00:25:42,325 - The little cart, at least? - NO! 429 00:25:42,493 --> 00:25:46,455 What's the use of Romans if I can't smash anything?! 430 00:25:51,835 --> 00:25:54,796 Come on, everyone. Let's go home. 431 00:26:05,347 --> 00:26:07,391 I need your apartment reservation. 432 00:26:07,558 --> 00:26:09,894 But this is my reservation! 433 00:26:10,059 --> 00:26:11,603 It was given to us by Caesar in a competition! 434 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:12,813 What more do you need?! 435 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:14,648 - Mister Pettymous... - Petiminus. 436 00:26:14,815 --> 00:26:17,317 - Petiminus, I cannot... - Hey! 437 00:26:17,484 --> 00:26:19,737 Stop fidgeting or you'll throw off the proportions! 438 00:26:19,903 --> 00:26:22,155 Bigger! Make that leaf bigger, Vesta! 439 00:26:22,322 --> 00:26:23,947 Doing a mosaic takes a long time! 440 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:25,658 Keep moving and I'll make it smaller! 441 00:26:29,496 --> 00:26:31,872 - Your mosaic has a defect. - Pardon? 442 00:26:32,039 --> 00:26:35,459 - It is too big, and it's not grounded properly... - Is this really the time? 443 00:26:35,626 --> 00:26:37,544 - It's just that, Patheticus... - Petiminus. 444 00:26:37,711 --> 00:26:40,755 Petiminus, I'm afraid we can't accommodate you. Thank you. Next! 445 00:26:40,923 --> 00:26:43,883 - We travelled for weeks to get here! - Caesar gave this to me himself! 446 00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:47,178 Return tomorrow with a proper reservation form prepared. Next! 447 00:26:52,683 --> 00:26:54,268 Shoo boy, I'm busy! 448 00:27:05,696 --> 00:27:08,740 Lost in Armorica, with nowhere to go... 449 00:27:08,908 --> 00:27:10,952 What happens if we run into the Gallic barbarians? 450 00:27:11,117 --> 00:27:12,619 I hope we don't! I hate fighting. 451 00:27:12,785 --> 00:27:14,788 Hercules will flatten you! 452 00:27:14,955 --> 00:27:18,499 Look, he can lift a whole tree! 453 00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:47,443 Can I play with your dog, mister? 454 00:27:48,361 --> 00:27:51,989 Sure! He loves chasing sticks! 455 00:27:52,155 --> 00:27:53,866 Right, Dogmatix? 456 00:27:54,032 --> 00:27:57,953 I'm training him to fetch menhirs, but he hasn't got the hang of that yet. 457 00:28:01,957 --> 00:28:04,000 Go on Dogmatix, fetch! 458 00:28:06,127 --> 00:28:08,921 - Hercules! - It was bad luck. 459 00:28:09,005 --> 00:28:11,466 - You said it. - What's going to hit us next? 460 00:28:15,177 --> 00:28:16,512 Dad! Mom! 461 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,972 I found Hercules! 462 00:28:18,139 --> 00:28:19,223 Who is Hercules? 463 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:22,767 - Applejus! - Let go of the child, and fight me 464 00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:24,020 man to man! 465 00:28:28,566 --> 00:28:30,443 I agree with you! 466 00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:31,611 About what? 467 00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:33,945 In a general way. You are... 468 00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:35,739 Vitalstatistix, your soup is getting cold! 469 00:28:35,905 --> 00:28:37,657 One minute Impedimenta! Anyway, 470 00:28:37,823 --> 00:28:41,243 you are very disappointed that you have NOT had a good fight. 471 00:28:41,411 --> 00:28:43,537 We took the magic potion for nothing. 472 00:28:45,623 --> 00:28:47,541 The next Roman civilian I meet 473 00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:50,210 I'll give him a look that he will never forget! 474 00:28:50,502 --> 00:28:53,255 If a Roman civilian comes this way, 475 00:28:53,421 --> 00:28:56,133 I will tell him off slightly, and he'll go away confused! 476 00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:57,301 Me, me! 477 00:28:57,467 --> 00:29:01,055 If a Roman civilian helps me carry my shopping, I will say thank you... 478 00:29:01,221 --> 00:29:02,597 but it will not be sincere! 479 00:29:07,309 --> 00:29:09,520 These are friends... They have nowhere to go. 480 00:29:09,687 --> 00:29:12,607 They do not have the correct reservation. 481 00:29:13,107 --> 00:29:16,360 The last time a Roman came here, was before I was born! 482 00:29:16,527 --> 00:29:20,196 Civilian or not, I do not agree with having Romans in the village. 483 00:29:20,364 --> 00:29:24,200 It's starting to look like a very, very small invasion attempt! 484 00:29:24,368 --> 00:29:26,745 Watch out! The invaders are inv- 485 00:29:26,913 --> 00:29:28,080 What are you talking about? 486 00:29:28,246 --> 00:29:31,041 This is a lost family! 487 00:29:31,207 --> 00:29:33,918 - But... Impedimenta... - A family is a family. 488 00:29:34,085 --> 00:29:37,253 The child needs some food in him. That's all I see. 489 00:29:37,421 --> 00:29:40,341 Come little boy. There's lukewarm soup. 490 00:29:40,758 --> 00:29:44,219 Do not worry about these big shouting fools. Come sit down. 491 00:29:52,894 --> 00:29:54,646 Asterix, village warrior. 492 00:29:54,813 --> 00:29:56,147 Petiminus, mosaicist. 493 00:29:56,314 --> 00:29:59,109 I would let you stay at my home, but I've got a growing foundational problem. 494 00:29:59,274 --> 00:30:00,527 I blame the materials. 495 00:30:00,695 --> 00:30:02,779 Obelix will put you up for the night. 496 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:11,328 So, what do we do? 497 00:30:11,495 --> 00:30:12,497 About what? 498 00:30:12,664 --> 00:30:16,166 The Mansions of the Gods, and us not being able to hit civilians. 499 00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:18,335 Meanwhile, the work continues. 500 00:30:18,502 --> 00:30:20,462 And there will be more coming. 501 00:30:20,628 --> 00:30:24,299 We must find a way to get rid of the civilians 502 00:30:24,466 --> 00:30:25,967 without fighting them! 503 00:30:31,805 --> 00:30:35,226 - This is the spot, go! - Obelix! 504 00:30:45,153 --> 00:30:49,072 I raise my horn to the health of the new residents of the Mansions of the Gods! 505 00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:55,453 Ah, finally! The famous Armorican rain! 506 00:30:55,619 --> 00:30:58,289 It's so much more refreshing than Rome, everyone's all dying of the heat! 507 00:31:08,007 --> 00:31:09,091 - Ave! - Hello. 508 00:31:09,257 --> 00:31:10,257 Hello. 509 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:16,014 - Buy my fresh fish! It's luverly! - How much do you charge 510 00:31:16,181 --> 00:31:17,807 for that mackerel there? 511 00:31:18,098 --> 00:31:19,349 Uh... one sesterus. 512 00:31:19,517 --> 00:31:21,519 A sesterus! In Rome, a fish like that would cost five times that! 513 00:31:21,686 --> 00:31:23,396 - And not so fresh either! - Five! 514 00:31:23,563 --> 00:31:26,440 Oh, no, no... We, here, we're uh... 515 00:31:26,608 --> 00:31:29,401 We're beside the sea so it's cheaper...? 516 00:31:29,568 --> 00:31:31,236 Rome's right next to the sea. 517 00:31:31,403 --> 00:31:32,987 In Rome, the sea is dirty. 518 00:31:33,155 --> 00:31:34,155 I'll take three. 519 00:31:34,198 --> 00:31:35,282 Yup! 520 00:31:40,871 --> 00:31:42,121 521 00:31:42,289 --> 00:31:43,414 Oh, very well done. 522 00:31:43,582 --> 00:31:47,043 What d'you mean? You didn't expect me not to serve them just because they're Romans? 523 00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:51,838 Do you realize that if you were in Rome you would have charged five sestertii each for those fish?! 524 00:31:52,173 --> 00:31:56,093 I wish you were in Rome, So I wouldn't be able to smell you from here. 525 00:31:59,095 --> 00:32:01,056 Application denied. Next! 526 00:32:07,979 --> 00:32:11,233 - What's going on out there? - I don't know, I can't see anything. 527 00:32:11,609 --> 00:32:13,692 - You know what's happening? - No, I can't see at all. 528 00:32:16,488 --> 00:32:18,697 I should be able to get to sleep anyway. 529 00:32:18,864 --> 00:32:20,908 Yes, it's still far quieter than all the traffic in Rome. 530 00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:25,372 And here at least we get this refreshing rain! 531 00:32:26,413 --> 00:32:27,580 - Ave. - Hello. 532 00:32:27,748 --> 00:32:28,748 Hello. 533 00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:32,627 Step right up dear ladies and gents of the Mansions of the Gods! 534 00:32:32,794 --> 00:32:35,130 Four sestertii a mackerel! Still cheaper than Rome! 535 00:32:36,298 --> 00:32:38,843 Oh! This antique is delightful! 536 00:32:39,009 --> 00:32:42,263 Be careful! It is not just any trinket. 537 00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:45,723 This is the famous shield that belonged to Vercingetorix himself. 538 00:32:45,889 --> 00:32:47,100 Hey! You're making that up! 539 00:32:47,268 --> 00:32:50,228 How would you get hold of antiques that belonged to Vercingetorix? 540 00:32:50,394 --> 00:32:53,438 Your fish are antiques too! They stink like they've been mummified! 541 00:32:55,357 --> 00:32:56,859 Application denied! 542 00:32:57,484 --> 00:32:58,777 Next! 543 00:33:06,409 --> 00:33:08,327 Do you know where that smell is coming from? 544 00:33:08,494 --> 00:33:10,621 No, I don't see anything. 545 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:13,081 Oh well, we should be able to sleep anyway. 546 00:33:13,248 --> 00:33:15,793 It still smells better and is quieter than Rome! 547 00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:18,420 And we still have this refreshing rain! 548 00:33:20,213 --> 00:33:21,340 - Ave. - Hello. 549 00:33:26,678 --> 00:33:27,679 How much for this? 550 00:33:27,722 --> 00:33:30,515 It's on special discount for residents of the Mansions of the Gods: 40 sestertii. 551 00:33:30,682 --> 00:33:34,477 If it really belonged to Vercingetorix, it would cost more than three times that! 552 00:33:34,644 --> 00:33:39,524 Firstly, I'm allowed to charge whatever I want! Secondly... what is three times 40? 553 00:33:39,691 --> 00:33:40,858 120 sesterii. 554 00:33:41,484 --> 00:33:42,902 For 40, that's a bargain! 555 00:33:43,193 --> 00:33:44,236 You're ripping off those poor people! 556 00:33:44,403 --> 00:33:47,364 Why don't you say your fish belonged to Vercingetorix. 557 00:33:47,531 --> 00:33:49,366 The way they smell, I wouldn't be surprised! 558 00:33:51,327 --> 00:33:56,080 - Wow, they're so coordinated! - Well done! 559 00:33:56,248 --> 00:33:57,290 Next! 560 00:34:02,754 --> 00:34:03,838 We got in! 561 00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:06,883 We got in! We got in! We got in! 562 00:34:07,050 --> 00:34:10,552 - We got in! We got in! We got in! - We got in! 563 00:34:19,978 --> 00:34:21,980 Greetings! 564 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:23,148 Greetings! 565 00:34:23,774 --> 00:34:24,774 Greetings! 566 00:34:24,857 --> 00:34:26,234 Hola, I like your horns! 567 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,110 Well done guys! 568 00:34:28,278 --> 00:34:31,114 Impressive, Squaronthehypotenus! Very impressive! 569 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,908 And all this in such a short amount of time! 570 00:34:33,074 --> 00:34:35,326 It was not done without some difficulty, senator. 571 00:34:35,493 --> 00:34:37,620 Squaronthehypotenus is happy now, 572 00:34:37,787 --> 00:34:39,538 but every night last week he was crying in his tent! 573 00:34:39,705 --> 00:34:41,498 - Be quiet! - Centurion! 574 00:34:41,665 --> 00:34:42,959 No, no, later, later. 575 00:34:43,126 --> 00:34:44,752 But your senator will be gone soon... 576 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:46,045 What is it? 577 00:34:46,211 --> 00:34:49,422 I promised to free them, but I don't have the authority to do that. 578 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:51,216 You promised that? 579 00:34:51,383 --> 00:34:54,803 And he paid them! And he gave them housing in the Mansions of the Gods! 580 00:34:54,971 --> 00:34:57,514 - What? - We discussed it, and they beat me up. 581 00:34:58,723 --> 00:34:59,723 Let me handle this. 582 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,688 Slaves! 583 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:06,940 By the powers conferred in me by Caesar 584 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,440 the Roman people 585 00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:10,984 and the rest, I, Senator Gaius Prospectus, say 586 00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:12,903 boom, bang, you're free. 587 00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:15,155 - We are free? - Yes, you are. 588 00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:18,826 Ahhh, that feels so much better, I can tell you. 589 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:22,704 Excellent. Now, do not forget to pay rent for your flats. 590 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:26,374 We understood that they were complimentary. 591 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:30,044 When you were slaves. Now you're Roman citizens, 592 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,255 you have to pay 15 sestertii rent per week. 593 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:34,090 15 sestertii! We can't afford that! 594 00:35:34,256 --> 00:35:35,508 But I have good news! 595 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,969 There are construction worker positions available now on site. 596 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:42,574 The salary is 15 sestertii per week. How does that sound? 597 00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:44,807 - Well, the proposal sounds acceptable... - Perfect! 598 00:35:44,975 --> 00:35:46,309 You're all hired. 599 00:35:46,476 --> 00:35:49,687 Uh... Squaronthehypotenus, your workers are not working. 600 00:35:50,355 --> 00:35:52,566 Right you lazy dogs! 601 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:55,276 What do we pay you for? Come on, hop to it! 602 00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:57,987 - To the site! - Crack that whip. And go! 603 00:35:58,154 --> 00:35:59,364 This seems familiar somehow. 604 00:36:02,158 --> 00:36:04,535 I have to admit, you are efficient! 605 00:36:04,702 --> 00:36:07,537 No... I am a Senator! 606 00:36:10,291 --> 00:36:12,792 Come and take a look at my brand new antiques! 607 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,838 For the best antiques, visit the expert! Passed down from father to son 608 00:36:17,005 --> 00:36:19,049 since the time of Vercingetorix! 609 00:36:19,215 --> 00:36:20,632 7 sestertii a mackerel! 610 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,261 6.99 sestertii a mackerel! Just 6.99! 611 00:36:26,097 --> 00:36:28,974 Buy three fish and get a free fish! 612 00:36:29,141 --> 00:36:31,144 All for the low, low price of... 613 00:36:31,310 --> 00:36:34,188 No I can not sell you this shield!! 614 00:36:34,353 --> 00:36:36,023 Even for 450 sestertii? 615 00:36:36,190 --> 00:36:38,609 Really? I'll gift wrap it for you to go! 616 00:36:39,192 --> 00:36:41,695 That's two luverly fish to the luverly couple! 617 00:36:41,862 --> 00:36:43,196 Thank you! 618 00:36:44,823 --> 00:36:46,282 Give us two fish. 619 00:36:46,449 --> 00:36:48,576 You two eat fish now? 620 00:36:48,744 --> 00:36:52,622 We have to, there aren't many boars in the forest with this mess. 621 00:36:53,498 --> 00:36:54,999 That's 14 sestertii. 622 00:36:55,165 --> 00:36:56,667 What? Are you joking? 623 00:36:56,834 --> 00:36:59,128 It breaks my heart that prices are going up 624 00:36:59,294 --> 00:37:01,630 but it is still a little cheaper than Rome. 625 00:37:01,798 --> 00:37:04,174 That's daylight robbery! 626 00:37:04,341 --> 00:37:08,845 Oh really? Even at seven, my fish is still cheaper then his antiques! 627 00:37:09,012 --> 00:37:11,430 I'll... take... one. 628 00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:14,016 - One mackerel for two? - Exactly. 629 00:37:19,939 --> 00:37:23,400 You threw the fish at him! Now we have nothing to eat! 630 00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:25,361 I don't think that was very wise Asterix... 631 00:37:33,035 --> 00:37:35,495 You all have gone crazy! 632 00:37:35,663 --> 00:37:38,414 Mr. Asterix prevents us from fighting civilians, 633 00:37:38,581 --> 00:37:41,376 But when we welcome them to our village he wants us to stop! 634 00:37:41,544 --> 00:37:44,586 It's ridiculous to charge 7 sestertii for mackerel! 635 00:37:44,754 --> 00:37:46,548 Stop this farce and help us! 636 00:37:46,714 --> 00:37:48,174 Help you with what? 637 00:37:48,341 --> 00:37:53,053 Help us make the Romans leave the Mansions of the Gods! 638 00:37:53,221 --> 00:37:54,304 WHAT? 639 00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:55,806 To destroy the city, 640 00:37:55,973 --> 00:37:57,850 we have to first empty the buildings. 641 00:37:58,016 --> 00:37:59,017 And what about our customers? 642 00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:01,770 When it comes to antiques, the Romans are the future. 643 00:38:01,937 --> 00:38:05,107 I don't see any harm in trading with them. 644 00:38:05,274 --> 00:38:08,609 The harm is that you have all become avaricious fools! 645 00:38:08,777 --> 00:38:11,445 Wrong! We've always been fools! 646 00:38:11,612 --> 00:38:14,991 And we are not avaricious! We don't even know the meaning of the word! 647 00:38:16,659 --> 00:38:20,621 - Fine, I won't try to argue with you anymore. - Good! 648 00:38:20,787 --> 00:38:23,791 - I am moving to the Mansions of the Gods! - WHAT?! 649 00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:25,959 - Me too. - Me too. 650 00:38:26,126 --> 00:38:30,046 I will not stay in a village that I don't even recognize anymore. 651 00:38:35,510 --> 00:38:40,431 If I could interrupt, I think this would be the perfect time for a farewell song... 652 00:38:44,561 --> 00:38:46,687 If that's the way things are, I'm leaving too! 653 00:38:46,854 --> 00:38:50,315 The Romans will appreciate an artist like me. And I tell you... 654 00:38:50,482 --> 00:38:51,608 Cacofonix! 655 00:38:51,775 --> 00:38:53,526 If you're coming along, we're leaving now! 656 00:38:53,861 --> 00:38:55,571 Short version: I am outraged! 657 00:39:11,502 --> 00:39:12,836 We want accommodation. 658 00:39:13,003 --> 00:39:15,881 Please leave the building without making a fuss...! 659 00:39:16,256 --> 00:39:18,468 We do not want to make a fuss. 660 00:39:18,634 --> 00:39:21,220 But... that's impossible... - Hello! 661 00:39:21,386 --> 00:39:23,721 Hello! Hello! 662 00:39:23,888 --> 00:39:29,519 Hello! Welcome! We will be happy to accommodate you! - What? 663 00:39:32,230 --> 00:39:34,690 Squaronthehypotenus, you're even dumber than you look. 664 00:39:34,857 --> 00:39:37,692 We're not supposed to give rooms to Gauls! What will Caesar say? 665 00:39:40,404 --> 00:39:42,948 The Gauls want to live like Romans! 666 00:39:43,115 --> 00:39:46,826 - Huh? - You fool, they've left their village! 667 00:39:46,994 --> 00:39:48,203 And don't you think Caesar will reward us 668 00:39:48,371 --> 00:39:51,915 if he sees that his plan has turned out even better than expected? 669 00:39:52,082 --> 00:39:53,583 We don't have any rooms available! 670 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,417 Make... room! 671 00:39:55,585 --> 00:39:57,337 No problem! 672 00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:59,089 We will sort you out with something. 673 00:40:01,507 --> 00:40:02,549 Hercules attacks! 674 00:40:02,717 --> 00:40:04,760 Phew! All done! 675 00:40:04,927 --> 00:40:06,553 We're finally at home! 676 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:07,721 Stab! Stab! 677 00:40:07,888 --> 00:40:09,556 Come in! 678 00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:23,903 Now what? 679 00:40:24,071 --> 00:40:25,446 You have an idea, Asterix? 680 00:40:25,822 --> 00:40:27,949 Perhaps, I'll have to sleep on it. 681 00:40:29,241 --> 00:40:32,912 It's an odd little house. It's like a red box. 682 00:40:33,078 --> 00:40:34,956 It's an apartment, Obelix. 683 00:40:35,372 --> 00:40:38,125 If we knew which box belonged to Applejus, 684 00:40:38,292 --> 00:40:40,419 I'd go to say hello. 685 00:40:50,553 --> 00:40:51,722 Excellent. 686 00:40:53,222 --> 00:40:54,725 Excellent! 687 00:40:54,890 --> 00:40:57,059 The plan is working. 688 00:40:57,393 --> 00:40:59,770 Now is the time to strike. 689 00:40:59,937 --> 00:41:02,981 We must let all the inhabitants of that rebel village know 690 00:41:03,149 --> 00:41:04,650 that they have a right to better housing 691 00:41:04,816 --> 00:41:06,610 in the Mansions of the Gods! 692 00:41:07,278 --> 00:41:08,696 Free housing for life! 693 00:41:36,013 --> 00:41:41,352 "Beautiful free housing awaits each family of the Gallic village 694 00:41:41,517 --> 00:41:44,062 in the Mansions of the Gods"?! 695 00:41:44,229 --> 00:41:46,065 Free housing? 696 00:41:46,231 --> 00:41:49,941 If it means not seeing your ugly faces each day, I'm taking it! 697 00:41:50,109 --> 00:41:52,278 So what are you waiting for? You want a hand? 698 00:41:52,444 --> 00:41:56,491 I could do with being around civilized people. Not just nutty fish and antique sellers! 699 00:41:56,657 --> 00:41:59,911 I'm the chief of this village, Impedimenta. We can't go! 700 00:42:00,077 --> 00:42:01,661 That's okay, I didn't say anything about you coming along. 701 00:42:01,828 --> 00:42:04,289 I know what's stopping you. You're afraid to show your face there! 702 00:42:04,456 --> 00:42:05,456 Who said that? 703 00:42:05,498 --> 00:42:07,084 Go on, go to the Romans! 704 00:42:07,249 --> 00:42:09,628 There will be less competition on the market! 705 00:42:10,921 --> 00:42:13,339 Yes, shove off and leave the fish selling to the professionals! 706 00:42:13,507 --> 00:42:14,507 I'm so tired of you junk dealers! 707 00:42:14,590 --> 00:42:16,425 Who's a junk dealer?! 708 00:42:16,592 --> 00:42:17,676 You are, you old fossil! 709 00:42:17,843 --> 00:42:19,804 He's a valued member of the antiques community! 710 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,973 You're a valued member of the food poisoning community! 711 00:42:31,816 --> 00:42:32,982 What do I do now? 712 00:42:33,149 --> 00:42:34,149 Should I start? 713 00:42:34,191 --> 00:42:35,276 Yes! Go ahead! 714 00:42:35,443 --> 00:42:38,823 What do you think, should I start with a light ditty? 715 00:42:38,988 --> 00:42:39,988 As a gentle introduction? 716 00:42:40,030 --> 00:42:44,202 No no! Attack directly with something powerful! 717 00:42:44,368 --> 00:42:47,996 It's a tough audience, you must make a big impression! 718 00:42:48,163 --> 00:42:50,416 Well... if it needs to be powerful... 719 00:43:42,173 --> 00:43:43,173 Chief! 720 00:43:43,216 --> 00:43:45,550 - What are you all doing here? - After a long and delicate discussion, 721 00:43:45,717 --> 00:43:49,387 we decided to move to the Mansions of the Gods and closer to our beloved customers. 722 00:43:49,554 --> 00:43:53,684 As such, we strongly discourage all forms of noise pollution. Particularly songs. 723 00:43:53,851 --> 00:43:57,436 Incidentally the projectile used was a seven sestertii mackerel 724 00:43:57,604 --> 00:43:59,313 of the finest stopping quality. 725 00:43:59,814 --> 00:44:01,649 Come on everyone! Let's unpack! 726 00:44:05,361 --> 00:44:07,322 These Gauls are crazy! 727 00:44:07,738 --> 00:44:10,033 That horrible noise has stopped. 728 00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:12,075 Good. Let's get the luggage back to the room. 729 00:44:27,466 --> 00:44:28,674 Obelix! 730 00:44:28,842 --> 00:44:29,925 Oh, hello Applejus! 731 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:34,723 We're sorry for just showing up, but... 732 00:44:34,888 --> 00:44:36,307 we did not know where else to go. 733 00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:37,725 You did well. 734 00:45:05,834 --> 00:45:07,585 Half a dozen! 735 00:45:23,017 --> 00:45:25,354 Onward! 736 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,563 A little more... 737 00:45:35,696 --> 00:45:37,531 Now this is a faithful depiction 738 00:45:37,697 --> 00:45:39,283 of the architect hard at work. 739 00:45:52,628 --> 00:45:53,629 Ave! 740 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,007 Now we shall move on to the next work of local art. 741 00:46:41,174 --> 00:46:42,383 Please remain in your groups! 742 00:46:45,178 --> 00:46:46,346 Groups!! 743 00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:52,517 Careful with that tree! Left! 744 00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:55,396 No, more left! The other left! 745 00:47:09,450 --> 00:47:10,493 I'm hungry. 746 00:47:24,215 --> 00:47:25,590 Now, what was I saying? 747 00:47:25,758 --> 00:47:27,760 - When? - Just a moment ago. 748 00:47:27,927 --> 00:47:30,345 You laughed in a rather fiendish way for a while. 749 00:47:30,512 --> 00:47:32,847 - I'd say it was more diabolical... - No, before that! 750 00:47:33,015 --> 00:47:36,059 I can't remember you saying anything, just laughing. 751 00:47:36,226 --> 00:47:37,435 Oh wait wait, you said "finally". 752 00:47:37,602 --> 00:47:38,644 Ah yes, "Finally!" 753 00:47:38,812 --> 00:47:41,147 Finally, I have beaten the indomitable Gauls! 754 00:47:41,313 --> 00:47:45,110 After years of humiliation that will inspire at least 36 books, 755 00:47:45,275 --> 00:47:46,527 a few buildings have brought them down! 756 00:47:46,695 --> 00:47:50,031 Well done O Caesar! Our victory over Gaul is complete! 757 00:47:50,197 --> 00:47:52,073 No! It will only be complete 758 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:56,202 when every last scrap has been destroyed in that ridiculous village. 759 00:47:56,370 --> 00:47:57,412 Ow. 760 00:47:59,707 --> 00:48:01,750 I have a better idea. 761 00:48:01,917 --> 00:48:05,002 Let's crush the village! 762 00:48:08,004 --> 00:48:09,382 It IS pretty diabolical. 763 00:48:09,549 --> 00:48:11,216 I still say it's fiendish. 764 00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:19,307 That way! 765 00:48:23,061 --> 00:48:24,354 - Did you see something? - No. 766 00:48:24,521 --> 00:48:25,856 So why did you ask me to turn? 767 00:48:26,021 --> 00:48:28,107 To change the view. There wasn't anything where we were going. 768 00:48:28,275 --> 00:48:30,485 There! There! There! 769 00:48:33,572 --> 00:48:35,030 Ah! Watch Out! 770 00:48:37,576 --> 00:48:39,868 - So? - No, still no boars. 771 00:48:40,035 --> 00:48:42,496 They've left because of all the building work. 772 00:48:42,663 --> 00:48:44,706 There might be one or two left... 773 00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:04,058 What's wrong? 774 00:49:04,225 --> 00:49:06,644 Suddenly I'm a little tired. 775 00:49:06,810 --> 00:49:08,771 Let me rest a few minutes. 776 00:49:08,937 --> 00:49:09,938 I feel awful. 777 00:49:09,981 --> 00:49:12,149 - I think that's because you're hungry. - You think? 778 00:49:12,316 --> 00:49:14,026 That's what happens when you don't eat anything. 779 00:49:14,193 --> 00:49:17,528 Don't eat? I've never heard of such a ridiculous idea. 780 00:49:17,696 --> 00:49:20,991 Don't worry Obelix. I'll find you some food. 781 00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:22,658 Don't move, I'll be back soon. 782 00:49:22,825 --> 00:49:24,953 Don't go too far, right? 783 00:49:27,204 --> 00:49:28,707 Applejus? 784 00:49:36,379 --> 00:49:37,464 Dogmatix! 785 00:49:46,974 --> 00:49:49,184 FORWARD! 786 00:49:52,187 --> 00:49:54,647 Well? Aren't you going forward? 787 00:49:54,815 --> 00:49:58,234 Our union has voted and we have decided on a general strike. 788 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,528 - Unanimously! - What? 789 00:50:00,695 --> 00:50:03,154 We believe this is an unnecessarily dangerous assault. 790 00:50:03,322 --> 00:50:06,033 This is going to be a great assault! It's to destroy the village! 791 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:10,412 We stand firm in our beliefs: War, yes... getting massacred, no! 792 00:50:10,579 --> 00:50:12,914 We demand certain guarantees! 793 00:50:13,081 --> 00:50:15,166 The druid must be neutralized first, 794 00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:18,586 then the Gauls will no longer have their magic potion. 795 00:50:18,752 --> 00:50:19,962 Are you joking, you morons? 796 00:50:20,129 --> 00:50:23,132 We would also like it on record that we would like to be treated with more courtesy. 797 00:50:23,298 --> 00:50:26,802 Your rudeness is quite unacceptable! 798 00:50:37,896 --> 00:50:38,938 The soldiers, they're going to... 799 00:50:39,106 --> 00:50:41,900 Destroy the village. I know, I heard. 800 00:50:42,066 --> 00:50:43,526 "Crush the village." 801 00:50:43,693 --> 00:50:46,405 The exact wording of the order coming from Rome, 802 00:50:46,571 --> 00:50:48,489 is "crush the village". 803 00:50:48,656 --> 00:50:49,699 Seize them! 804 00:50:49,866 --> 00:50:51,368 But you haven't settled our complaints yet. 805 00:50:51,534 --> 00:50:53,411 What are you talking about? It's the druid! 806 00:50:53,578 --> 00:50:56,747 The one you wanted, and he's there. What else do you want? 807 00:50:56,914 --> 00:51:00,001 We still need to be provided with better accommodation! 808 00:51:00,167 --> 00:51:03,587 And to improve what you think of as "courtesy"! 809 00:51:03,754 --> 00:51:06,423 Seize them by Juno! 810 00:51:07,590 --> 00:51:10,677 That's exactly what we're talking about. 811 00:51:13,555 --> 00:51:16,725 O! O! O Caesar! 812 00:51:16,892 --> 00:51:21,062 There is no building tall enough... no, high enough... 813 00:51:21,227 --> 00:51:22,772 to match... huh? 814 00:51:22,938 --> 00:51:26,984 Wait... What's going on? What are you doing with that cage? 815 00:51:27,151 --> 00:51:29,987 You haven't built a prison yet, so they'll have to stay here. 816 00:51:30,153 --> 00:51:32,865 They can't stay in my Hall of Honour! 817 00:51:33,032 --> 00:51:35,910 I was ordered to take the prisoners inside 818 00:51:36,075 --> 00:51:38,160 and put them where the Gauls won't see them. 819 00:51:38,328 --> 00:51:42,624 This is ridiculous! You can't have a lobby with a prison cage! 820 00:51:43,373 --> 00:51:45,710 Zzzz. 821 00:51:45,877 --> 00:51:49,171 So high... No, sooo high! 822 00:51:49,339 --> 00:51:50,715 So very high! 823 00:51:58,431 --> 00:52:01,684 Do not worry, Applejus. Someone will come and help us. 824 00:52:01,850 --> 00:52:04,810 I know. Obelix will come, and he'll break everything. 825 00:52:04,978 --> 00:52:06,730 Yes, that's usually what happens when Obelix helps. 826 00:52:08,357 --> 00:52:09,524 I've got an idea! 827 00:52:11,150 --> 00:52:13,445 Please accept this modest banquet in... 828 00:52:13,612 --> 00:52:16,155 honour... honour... 829 00:52:16,322 --> 00:52:18,699 Hey there! Stop playing around! 830 00:52:19,032 --> 00:52:20,326 Honour of what? 831 00:52:22,036 --> 00:52:23,329 Hercules... 832 00:52:23,746 --> 00:52:25,247 Honour... 833 00:52:27,832 --> 00:52:32,338 - In honour of you! - Yes! 834 00:52:32,504 --> 00:52:36,132 You're even smarter than I thought, Applejus. 835 00:52:45,099 --> 00:52:48,811 I don't get why you ALL want to go to the Mansions of the Gods. 836 00:52:48,978 --> 00:52:50,437 You housed the slaves there! 837 00:52:50,604 --> 00:52:53,065 - Our families could come and stay with us! - What?! 838 00:52:53,232 --> 00:52:55,150 I have not seen my wife for 22 years! 839 00:52:55,316 --> 00:52:57,903 She was pregnant then, so I might be a grandfather now! 840 00:52:58,069 --> 00:53:00,530 Think of family reunification, centurion! 841 00:53:09,497 --> 00:53:10,497 ... Applejus? 842 00:53:10,580 --> 00:53:14,836 By Toutatis, I'm so hungry! Applejus? 843 00:53:15,002 --> 00:53:16,253 Applejus! 844 00:53:16,753 --> 00:53:17,880 Applejus! 845 00:53:22,216 --> 00:53:24,469 Applejus? Applejus? 846 00:53:25,095 --> 00:53:26,095 Getafix? 847 00:53:26,221 --> 00:53:29,265 Petiminus! Asterix! Look! 848 00:53:31,435 --> 00:53:33,269 That belongs to Applejus! 849 00:53:33,437 --> 00:53:37,773 Applejus is fine. He is with Ob... Obelix? 850 00:53:38,190 --> 00:53:41,151 Have you seen Applejus? Has he come back to the village? 851 00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:43,529 I saw this floating down the river! Let's go! 852 00:53:43,696 --> 00:53:45,613 Obelix, stay and guard the vill- 853 00:53:45,781 --> 00:53:48,324 I'm coming! Wait for me! Wait for me! 854 00:53:49,826 --> 00:53:51,077 Obelix! 855 00:53:51,453 --> 00:53:52,954 Obelix! 856 00:54:12,014 --> 00:54:15,392 A legionnaire cannot live in a luxury property 857 00:54:15,559 --> 00:54:17,602 earning 22 sestertii a day! 858 00:54:17,770 --> 00:54:19,104 I only earn 10 per week! 859 00:54:19,271 --> 00:54:20,898 These are our demands. 860 00:54:21,065 --> 00:54:22,191 And the giant, centurion? 861 00:54:22,357 --> 00:54:23,941 What giant centurion? 862 00:54:24,108 --> 00:54:26,153 No. And the giant... centurion? 863 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:27,653 WHAT GIANT CENTURION?! 864 00:54:27,820 --> 00:54:31,157 No! The GIANT Gaul with superhuman strength. He still remains at large. 865 00:54:31,325 --> 00:54:32,449 We will not march on the village 866 00:54:32,617 --> 00:54:34,660 if he is not neutralized too. 867 00:54:34,827 --> 00:54:37,830 And how I am supposed to neutralize him... 868 00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:43,542 That is not our concern! 869 00:54:43,710 --> 00:54:46,046 - Nothing could stop that brute! - Hun-gry... 870 00:54:52,510 --> 00:54:53,886 Stop doing that, centurion! 871 00:54:54,053 --> 00:54:55,345 You'll wake him! 872 00:54:56,807 --> 00:54:59,391 Accept this modest meal... 873 00:54:59,558 --> 00:55:00,810 No, this modest banquet... 874 00:55:02,268 --> 00:55:05,439 You're giving me more prisoners?! 875 00:55:05,605 --> 00:55:08,526 Quiet, architect! You'll wake him! 876 00:55:08,692 --> 00:55:11,361 We were ordered to hide this one from the Gauls too. 877 00:55:11,528 --> 00:55:14,030 By the gods! They have Obelix! 878 00:55:14,196 --> 00:55:16,407 What about the other two hanging by the mosaic? 879 00:55:16,574 --> 00:55:18,117 Your mosaic stinks! 880 00:55:18,284 --> 00:55:20,077 - Silence! - My dad said it has a defect! 881 00:55:20,245 --> 00:55:23,706 Quiet! We have to quickly hide him in a secure place! 882 00:55:23,873 --> 00:55:25,040 And a quiet place! 883 00:56:24,513 --> 00:56:27,557 We run all the way down the river and we haven't seen anything of Applejus! 884 00:56:27,724 --> 00:56:30,727 At least we... passed... without getting noticed. 885 00:56:31,854 --> 00:56:33,063 Hey! 886 00:56:33,230 --> 00:56:34,230 Now what are you doing? 887 00:56:34,314 --> 00:56:36,649 We're going down the other side of the bank! 888 00:56:36,816 --> 00:56:37,817 Quick! 889 00:56:39,443 --> 00:56:41,946 Dulcia! Wait for me! 890 00:56:46,868 --> 00:56:50,495 I hope they didn't make us get up early for nothing. 891 00:56:50,663 --> 00:56:52,164 Even when we visited the dolmens 892 00:56:52,331 --> 00:56:53,457 it wasn't this early. 893 00:56:53,624 --> 00:56:55,793 Group C, gather around me! 894 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,127 I hope they're going to give us breakfast. 895 00:56:58,294 --> 00:56:59,755 They have water, at least that's something. 896 00:56:59,922 --> 00:57:01,214 Please pay attention. 897 00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:05,719 We have the unique opportunity this morning to be able to view 898 00:57:05,886 --> 00:57:08,011 an extremely rare and interesting event. 899 00:57:28,031 --> 00:57:31,619 Attack... Please! 900 00:57:36,122 --> 00:57:38,832 Archers at my command, 901 00:57:38,999 --> 00:57:41,670 please be kind enough to fire! 902 00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:00,853 We have to do something! 903 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,020 Like what?! 904 00:58:02,105 --> 00:58:04,065 I don't know! Go talk to the centurion! 905 00:58:04,232 --> 00:58:05,232 What centurion? 906 00:58:50,358 --> 00:58:52,861 Would you kindly attack that little shrimp! 907 00:58:53,194 --> 00:58:55,530 What? I said "would you kindly"! 908 00:58:55,697 --> 00:58:58,074 If the enemy has the magic potion, we're not fighting! 909 00:58:58,241 --> 00:59:00,617 They haven't! That's why we imprisoned the druid 910 00:59:00,785 --> 00:59:02,036 in the Mansions of the Gods! 911 00:59:02,202 --> 00:59:03,996 - Druid? - Our druid? 912 00:59:04,163 --> 00:59:05,163 And the giant, too! 913 00:59:05,204 --> 00:59:06,205 Giant? 914 00:59:06,248 --> 00:59:07,249 Our giant? 915 00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:09,878 That's not strawberry juice he drank! 916 00:59:10,044 --> 00:59:12,920 He's tricking you, it was empty! 917 00:59:13,088 --> 00:59:14,715 Empty? Didn't you hear him gulp? 918 00:59:14,881 --> 00:59:16,467 It's fine for you, you're safe up there centurion! 919 00:59:16,633 --> 00:59:19,635 You think we're as dumb as that? 920 00:59:19,762 --> 00:59:21,555 Well... fine, I get it, I'll come down. 921 00:59:23,599 --> 00:59:25,974 Just a moment... 922 00:59:26,142 --> 00:59:28,936 They've got a good point, but eventually you have to say... 923 00:59:29,102 --> 00:59:30,103 Enough! 924 00:59:38,028 --> 00:59:40,364 So you have superhuman strength? 925 00:59:40,531 --> 00:59:44,034 You want me to punch you into the air? Then you can tell me if it feels superhuman. 926 00:59:44,201 --> 00:59:46,495 What are you waiting for then, my permission? 927 00:59:47,703 --> 00:59:51,582 I'm reserving my first punch for a certain few Roman civilians! 928 00:59:51,749 --> 00:59:53,418 That lot of traitors! 929 00:59:54,378 --> 00:59:57,339 I hope you are proud of yourself, wearing your ridiculous Roman clothes! 930 00:59:57,505 --> 00:59:58,964 It's Gallo-Roman... 931 00:59:59,131 --> 01:00:03,134 You, Vitalstatistix our chief! You have deserted your village! 932 01:00:03,302 --> 01:00:06,888 - What? - I'll teach you to desert your village. 933 01:00:07,056 --> 01:00:08,431 What do you mean? 934 01:00:08,598 --> 01:00:10,183 I'm now going to give you a massive punch 935 01:00:10,350 --> 01:00:12,978 thanks to the magic potion... 936 01:00:14,479 --> 01:00:17,065 ... I just drink. Are you ready? 937 01:00:17,232 --> 01:00:18,233 Ready for what? 938 01:00:18,482 --> 01:00:20,442 To punch you so hard 939 01:00:20,609 --> 01:00:23,612 that it will send you flying to the other end of the forest. 940 01:00:37,876 --> 01:00:41,839 By Toutatis, what power! This can only be true magic potion! 941 01:00:42,005 --> 01:00:43,172 And as for you...! 942 01:00:43,339 --> 01:00:45,174 This is for your stinking fish! 943 01:00:49,804 --> 01:00:51,848 By B�l�nos! What a punch! 944 01:00:52,014 --> 01:00:54,391 Have your antique back, you swindler! 945 01:00:56,017 --> 01:00:57,017 Ahh! My sweet Armorica, 946 01:00:57,060 --> 01:01:00,565 I wet your sweet earth with my blood! 947 01:01:00,731 --> 01:01:04,651 I just wish for a time of peace without such savage beatings! 948 01:01:08,780 --> 01:01:12,200 So... do they have the potion or not? 949 01:01:12,367 --> 01:01:16,037 Have, haven't... I honestly don't know anymore! 950 01:01:16,203 --> 01:01:18,707 I have to go free Obelix and Getafix. 951 01:01:18,873 --> 01:01:20,708 Keep the Romans busy while I'm gone. 952 01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:23,084 Asterix, I'm so sorry... 953 01:01:23,252 --> 01:01:24,961 Enough, I'll beat you up more about it later! 954 01:01:30,091 --> 01:01:32,386 Friends! Our dear village is threatened. 955 01:01:32,553 --> 01:01:36,763 This is the time to drink a generous swig of our magic potion! 956 01:01:36,931 --> 01:01:37,931 No more Gallo-Romans? 957 01:01:38,057 --> 01:01:40,852 - Yes, down with Gallo-Romans! - HOORAY! 958 01:01:44,898 --> 01:01:48,650 Centurion... in military terms, what do we do by Jupiter? 959 01:01:48,817 --> 01:01:50,861 I honestly don't know about that either. 960 01:01:51,028 --> 01:01:52,613 We're screwed. 961 01:02:07,126 --> 01:02:09,462 Asterix! Quick! Applejus must be there, 962 01:02:09,629 --> 01:02:11,047 we think he's been imprisoned! 963 01:02:11,214 --> 01:02:12,339 Why in there? 964 01:02:12,506 --> 01:02:14,091 Because it can only be there! 965 01:02:14,257 --> 01:02:16,636 Open by Juno or I'll bang on the door slightly harder! 966 01:02:16,802 --> 01:02:18,596 Applejus! 967 01:02:18,763 --> 01:02:20,640 The reception is closed, by Vesta! 968 01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:21,933 Open up, architect! 969 01:02:22,099 --> 01:02:23,935 - Asterix! - Getafix! 970 01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:25,602 How many are in there?! 971 01:02:25,770 --> 01:02:27,854 Get out or I'll send for the guards! 972 01:03:05,847 --> 01:03:07,725 Guards! Get them! 973 01:03:07,891 --> 01:03:08,892 Mother! We're up here! 974 01:03:08,976 --> 01:03:11,186 - Applejus! - Free the prisoners this in- 975 01:03:36,836 --> 01:03:38,838 Release them release them release them!! 976 01:03:41,715 --> 01:03:45,177 When I tell you that the mosaic has a defect... 977 01:03:45,594 --> 01:03:46,595 it has... 978 01:03:47,971 --> 01:03:48,973 a... 979 01:03:50,098 --> 01:03:51,099 DE... 980 01:03:52,268 --> 01:03:53,392 FECT! 981 01:04:05,070 --> 01:04:06,155 Applejus! 982 01:04:07,406 --> 01:04:08,406 You know what? 983 01:04:15,623 --> 01:04:17,290 You can say that again. 984 01:04:18,082 --> 01:04:19,208 Daddy! 985 01:04:23,005 --> 01:04:27,299 What have you done with Obelix, architect?! 986 01:04:27,467 --> 01:04:29,677 We don't have time to look for him Asterix! 987 01:04:29,844 --> 01:04:31,595 We need to make the magic potion immediately 988 01:04:31,762 --> 01:04:33,722 and I need to give it to everyone. 989 01:04:34,139 --> 01:04:35,140 Ow! 990 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:44,065 Sorry, I was on the toilet. Did I miss anything? 991 01:04:56,410 --> 01:04:58,746 It's been an hour since you started debating! 992 01:04:58,912 --> 01:05:00,206 Are you going to attack us or not?! 993 01:05:00,373 --> 01:05:03,834 It depends, are you going to beat us up or not? 994 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,043 It's very probable, yes. 995 01:05:06,169 --> 01:05:07,337 Well, we'll need to take a vote. 996 01:05:07,629 --> 01:05:09,047 Who is for a very fast retreat? 997 01:05:10,215 --> 01:05:11,800 And who is for getting beaten up? 998 01:05:15,261 --> 01:05:16,262 We're going to retreat. 999 01:05:16,304 --> 01:05:17,846 Oh boy... 1000 01:05:28,107 --> 01:05:30,150 - Kids, let's go play! - YEAH! 1001 01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:47,500 - Someone took my salt! - A dog took my drink! 1002 01:05:47,667 --> 01:05:49,627 That mackerel cost seven sestertii! 1003 01:06:01,972 --> 01:06:04,140 Yes, yes, no, yes, no... 1004 01:06:04,307 --> 01:06:06,268 That... oh yes! That yes too! 1005 01:06:06,435 --> 01:06:08,270 Wait, what's that? 1006 01:06:10,563 --> 01:06:12,816 Hurry, Getafix! Hurry! 1007 01:06:34,836 --> 01:06:38,548 Shouldn't you be taking cover in your apartment, centurion? 1008 01:06:39,214 --> 01:06:41,925 I don't have an apartment. You've taken them all! 1009 01:06:57,733 --> 01:06:59,401 They are out of breath? 1010 01:06:59,567 --> 01:07:02,945 We never usually have time to flee, or hide 1011 01:07:03,112 --> 01:07:04,156 Hey... 1012 01:07:04,323 --> 01:07:08,658 What more do you need to believe that they do not have the potion? A note from Caesar?! 1013 01:07:12,872 --> 01:07:15,624 Come on, kids... Charge...! 1014 01:07:53,159 --> 01:07:55,244 What's going on here?! 1015 01:08:12,386 --> 01:08:13,930 Where is he? 1016 01:08:14,096 --> 01:08:15,849 He is here! Ah, my Caesar! 1017 01:08:16,013 --> 01:08:18,892 No building is big enough 1018 01:08:19,059 --> 01:08:22,937 to match the size of Caesar's head! 1019 01:08:23,104 --> 01:08:27,191 Uh, we have prepared this glorious banquet 1020 01:08:27,358 --> 01:08:28,985 to bear witness to your majesty! - I think not. 1021 01:08:29,151 --> 01:08:32,280 Do you imagine that I came all the way from Rome to eat? 1022 01:08:32,446 --> 01:08:34,616 Not even a little tart? 1023 01:08:34,781 --> 01:08:38,326 The only little tart I see is right here! Throw away all that rubbish! 1024 01:08:38,493 --> 01:08:39,494 Immediately! 1025 01:08:49,921 --> 01:08:53,342 When Caesar says "throw away all" 1026 01:08:53,367 --> 01:08:54,533 it ALL gets thrown away! 1027 01:08:54,675 --> 01:08:56,177 Yeah, that's true that is. 1028 01:09:09,022 --> 01:09:10,565 Seize the Gauls! 1029 01:09:15,945 --> 01:09:16,946 Getafix, hurry! 1030 01:09:17,404 --> 01:09:18,948 Nearly there, just a moment! 1031 01:09:27,873 --> 01:09:28,958 Asterix! 1032 01:09:29,124 --> 01:09:30,959 Don't! The potion isn't ready! 1033 01:09:31,126 --> 01:09:33,212 It's not ready! 1034 01:09:51,269 --> 01:09:52,313 Getafix? 1035 01:10:21,131 --> 01:10:24,843 You've lost, Gaul. Once again, Rome proves stronger. 1036 01:10:25,010 --> 01:10:27,304 Admit it! 1037 01:10:28,097 --> 01:10:29,223 And submit to your Caesar. 1038 01:10:29,932 --> 01:10:32,934 I will never submit. 1039 01:10:33,102 --> 01:10:37,480 I am... Asterix the Gaul... 1040 01:10:37,897 --> 01:10:41,317 Senator, I was assured that the Gauls had given up and become Roman. 1041 01:10:42,026 --> 01:10:44,069 Oh, they have! They have! 1042 01:10:44,237 --> 01:10:45,612 O Caesar! 1043 01:10:45,904 --> 01:10:49,658 Look here! Their greatest warrior is defeated! 1044 01:10:49,825 --> 01:10:51,243 Take a look at your prisoners! 1045 01:10:51,411 --> 01:10:54,454 The country of the wild moustache 1046 01:10:54,830 --> 01:10:57,291 is finally eradicated! And this stupid 1047 01:10:57,457 --> 01:10:59,625 little arrogant warrior 1048 01:10:59,793 --> 01:11:02,753 will now join his fat accomplice 1049 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,006 in the dungeon!! 1050 01:11:17,268 --> 01:11:18,936 Obelix! 1051 01:11:19,103 --> 01:11:23,273 I... am... not... FAT!! 1052 01:11:34,117 --> 01:11:35,827 Attack! 1053 01:11:39,329 --> 01:11:41,666 - Attack! - ATTACK! 1054 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:43,960 Charge! 1055 01:11:44,126 --> 01:11:45,669 Please! 1056 01:11:49,423 --> 01:11:52,216 Obelix! 1057 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,220 Open! By the order of Caesar! 1058 01:11:55,386 --> 01:11:58,181 What are they doing out there?! Are they coming up to help? 1059 01:12:03,894 --> 01:12:05,271 Yes, you could say that. 1060 01:12:14,196 --> 01:12:18,776 Shoot him archers... please! 1061 01:12:26,583 --> 01:12:29,126 If you would kindly fi- 1062 01:12:48,437 --> 01:12:50,063 The final touch! 1063 01:13:02,324 --> 01:13:05,494 You... shall not... pass! 1064 01:13:06,246 --> 01:13:08,081 Get lost, wizard. 1065 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:14,044 Well... I guess it isn't lemonade! 1066 01:13:40,777 --> 01:13:45,907 Friends, our freedom is again threatened by the insidious tentacles of- 1067 01:13:46,073 --> 01:13:48,701 LET'S GO BEFORE HE FINISHES TALKING! 1068 01:13:59,211 --> 01:14:03,340 The Mansions of the Gods hope you had a pleasant stay, 1069 01:14:03,507 --> 01:14:07,553 and invites you to return to Rome immediately by the exits provided. 1070 01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:09,346 Please get out of our country and have a safe journey home. 1071 01:14:12,098 --> 01:14:14,518 This man, Obelix, I think he's yours. 1072 01:14:14,684 --> 01:14:16,603 - Of course! - You saw him first after all. 1073 01:14:16,768 --> 01:14:17,812 Watch out! 1074 01:14:17,979 --> 01:14:18,980 Up! 1075 01:14:24,277 --> 01:14:26,446 Oof! Ow! Ouch! 1076 01:14:26,611 --> 01:14:28,697 Start fighting back you chickens! 1077 01:14:32,659 --> 01:14:35,120 I demand to speak to the manager! 1078 01:14:35,287 --> 01:14:37,789 The manager's called Caesar, ma'am. 1079 01:14:56,974 --> 01:14:58,809 But I thought you were against running? 1080 01:14:58,975 --> 01:15:01,896 It's a long story. We had a long meeting of the Former Slaves Association, 1081 01:15:02,063 --> 01:15:04,189 and we decided that running as free Roman citizens was acceptable. 1082 01:15:04,355 --> 01:15:06,358 The arguments put forward concluded- 1083 01:15:06,524 --> 01:15:08,775 Well, as least you're free to make your own mistakes. 1084 01:15:19,411 --> 01:15:20,747 Hercules! 1085 01:15:37,888 --> 01:15:41,349 Whatever you think about me, Gauls, I hope you have the dignity to let... 1086 01:15:41,516 --> 01:15:43,355 You are one to talk about dignity, Julie! 1087 01:15:43,476 --> 01:15:44,560 - What? - Dignity. 1088 01:15:44,728 --> 01:15:49,357 The Mansions of the Gods was a sneaky, deceitful, and cowardly plan. You should be ashamed. 1089 01:15:49,524 --> 01:15:53,068 At least I try new ideas. Sometimes it works, sometimes... 1090 01:15:53,236 --> 01:15:57,384 It doesn't work. You're going back to Rome immediately, and take the civilians. 1091 01:15:57,531 --> 01:16:00,075 You owe them an apology, and a luxury accommodation each. 1092 01:16:00,241 --> 01:16:03,161 And just you remember that there is a village in Armorica 1093 01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:05,401 that will continue to prove itself stronger than Rome time and time again. 1094 01:16:05,538 --> 01:16:08,916 HOORAY! 1095 01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:12,086 Well, Veni, Vidi, Vici... nothing. 1096 01:16:12,253 --> 01:16:14,714 We don't conquer every time, it seems. 1097 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:17,008 Come on everyone, there's a nice banquet waiting for us in Rome. 1098 01:16:49,330 --> 01:16:52,458 But I fell into the potion when I was a baby. 1099 01:16:52,624 --> 01:16:54,751 So, I'm not allowed to drink! 1100 01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:57,378 Yes, we know... I think you're owed a small sip. 1101 01:17:24,195 --> 01:17:25,556 Thank you for everything, Ast�rix. 1102 01:17:26,864 --> 01:17:29,033 Rome will seem far less exciting to us now. 1103 01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:30,326 Here, Petiminus. 1104 01:17:30,493 --> 01:17:33,120 A memory of Armorica, 1105 01:17:33,287 --> 01:17:35,373 compliments of an old Gallic druid. 1106 01:17:35,831 --> 01:17:37,248 1107 01:17:40,252 --> 01:17:43,339 Here's a replacement for your figurine, Applejus. 1108 01:17:43,506 --> 01:17:46,883 I'm sorry, that's all I know how to carve. 1109 01:17:57,810 --> 01:17:59,645 Applejus... 1110 01:18:04,274 --> 01:18:05,818 Oh no! A menhir! 1111 01:18:06,567 --> 01:18:08,237 And this is for you! 1112 01:18:09,612 --> 01:18:11,240 Friends, Romans! 1113 01:18:11,407 --> 01:18:13,909 For your entertainment today... it's amazing! 1114 01:18:14,076 --> 01:18:16,869 It's terrible! It's great! 1115 01:18:19,206 --> 01:18:22,458 Okay Smalls, when you're down there, you start with a blow to my liver. 1116 01:18:22,625 --> 01:18:23,626 Then you turn around 1117 01:18:23,793 --> 01:18:26,378 toward Big Nose for a sun projection. 1118 01:18:26,545 --> 01:18:29,298 Wait, I'm Big Nose? Can I change that? 1119 01:18:29,465 --> 01:18:31,550 Then we'll try the Venom of the Snake. 1120 01:18:31,716 --> 01:18:33,885 I hope that's an easy one, not like the ones we did in training. 1121 01:18:34,053 --> 01:18:35,053 Uh... the Venom of the Snake... 1122 01:18:35,178 --> 01:18:36,179 What does that involve again? 1123 01:18:36,222 --> 01:18:38,182 Immobilization, then strangulation. 1124 01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,599 We repeated it three times! 1125 01:18:39,767 --> 01:18:43,062 Do as we did in training and you will not get hurt. 1126 01:18:43,228 --> 01:18:44,479 But we all got hurt in training! 1127 01:18:44,646 --> 01:18:45,689 It'll be fine. 1128 01:18:45,856 --> 01:18:47,983 Try not to get maimed. 1129 01:18:48,150 --> 01:18:49,609 Thank the divine Caesar 1130 01:18:49,776 --> 01:18:52,653 for providing us with some brand new gladiators! 1131 01:18:52,821 --> 01:18:57,575 AVE CAESAR! AVE CAESAR! 1132 01:18:57,741 --> 01:18:58,936 AVE CAESAR! 1133 01:19:14,172 --> 01:19:16,755 Get me out of this tree! Or I'll put you all in with the lions! 1134 01:19:17,653 --> 01:19:20,585 Guards, fetch enough lions to eat 75,000 people! 1135 01:19:21,129 --> 01:19:22,472 1136 01:19:22,473 --> 01:19:26,310 Beautiful! He has an incredible talent, that Petiminus! 1137 01:19:26,508 --> 01:19:30,246 How nice, he dressed you wearing Gallish clothes for once. 1138 01:19:30,444 --> 01:19:32,736 Great, the sarcasm's started. 1139 01:19:32,935 --> 01:19:37,616 I dressed as a Roman in order to catch the enemy by surprise! 1140 01:19:37,617 --> 01:19:38,617 Exactly! 1141 01:19:38,963 --> 01:19:42,199 Hey! We are Gauls! No civilization at the dinner table! 1142 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,250 Traitor! 1143 01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,750 Who is a traitor? 1144 01:19:44,799 --> 01:19:46,200 Intolerable, we are! 1145 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,400 Wait, no... 1146 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:49,200 Irresponsible! 1147 01:19:49,900 --> 01:19:51,461 YES! 1148 01:19:51,462 --> 01:19:54,451 That's not right either. Irreplaceable? Inflexible? Irritable...? 1149 01:20:17,451 --> 01:21:21,549 UK English Subtitles by Chris J Capel Thanks for watching! 1150 01:25:19,507 --> 01:25:24,700 I told him straight: Give us the last word or we'll strike. 1151 01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:28,830 Right, show's over! Ave! 1152 01:25:29,305 --> 01:25:35,865 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from SubtitleDB.org 88920