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ANDI: Previously on Andi Mack...

This is Kira. Kira, Cyrus.

- You're Buffy's friend, right? - Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll find you later, yeah?

T.J.: Hey, I want to ask you.

Whatcha got going on Costume Day?

- I have this idea. - Listening.

- Where's your costume? - KIRA: Come on, Kippen. Let's see it.

Double dribble. Get it?

No, actually.

Come on. Let's show the guys on your team.

Sorry. Last minute decision. I should have called.

- So, the wedding is off. - Mom, let me explain...

Yes or no. Are you getting married?

No.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Celia

Party's over.

Guys, it's movie night.

Yay, movie night.

Ooh, love me some movie night.

Hey, phones down, faces up.

This is a family night. Tonight is all about

us watching one big screen together.

So, what do we want to see?

- (SIGHS) Are we leaving the house? - We could.

- We should. - Okay.

Oh, you wanted to see that thing with the, uh, guy, uh, the one, the...

- What do you call it? - Oh. That got bad reviews.

- What about the new... - 3-D gives me a headache.

- We could see the 2-D version. - What's the point of that?

(SIGHS)

What else is playing?

If only there was some kind of device

that could answer that question for us...

Say... what is this?

Fine. You may engage with your phones.

But for movie-finding purposes, only.

Ooh. There's a documentary about monarch butterflies.

Sounds riveting.

Keep looking.

We'll find something.

I'm standing on the edge

And everything I know-oh-oh

Has blown away

Life is upside down

But any way it go-oh-ohs

I'll work it out

Oh oh oh oh oh

Here we go

One, two, three, I'm ready for tomorrow

Tomorrow starts today

There ain't a map to follow

But I'm with you all the way

I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today

There ain't a map to follow

But I'm with you all the way

All the way

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T.J. and Kira?

Are they together now?

I don't know.

I haven't been hanging out with T.J. lately.

Because of that?

They've been pretty much attached at the hip.

And the back.

They look happy.

It won't last.

Kira's not a nice person.

It only took me a day to figure that out.

Since he's a guy, it'll take longer.

So have you two made up?

Have we made up?

Yes.

We haven't made up.

You know, not all those are testers.

Only the ones that say "tester" are testers.

- Well, I guess these are mine, then. - Hmm. Let me ring you up.

Why? We already know the price is free-ninety-nine.

Go talk to her.

(WHIMPERS)

Cooking the books?

Nope.

- That was a joke. - (LAUGHS) Good one.

Brr. Winter is coming.

And I'm going.

Play nice.

Mom, I know you're furious with me for canceling the wedding.

You're like a human grenade with the pin pulled.

Explode already.

You want me to yell at you?

Not really, no.

I just want this to be over.

It is over.

It is? You're not mad anymore?

- (EXHALES) - Then say something nice to me.

- Like what? - Anything.

Any small, kind word will do.

(SIGHS)

You can't do it, can you?

It appears not.

- Hey. - Hey.

- You avoiding me? - Never.

Kind of feels like it.

You've been otherwise occupied.

You're spending a lot of time with Kira.

Not a lot.

- Some. - The bulk of.

We're just hanging out.

You two are clearly hitting it off.

Which is great. I'm happy for you.

You make it sound like we're a couple. We're not.

We mostly just talk about basketball.

And then you give her a piggyback ride?

She bet me I couldn't carry her. That was all.

She seems fun.

She is.

You should hang out with us.

I'm not sure how much Kira would want that.

She knows I'm Buffy's best friend, after all.

(SINGSONG): Hey.

- Hi, Cyrus. - Hi, Kira.

I was just telling Cyrus he should hang out with us.

You should.

See? She agrees.

Thanks.

But, um, right now I gotta scoot.

- Where? - You know. People to go, places to see.

- Some other time? - Definitely.

Kira, always a treat.

Bye.

Hello. I'm over here.

Have you guys seen this?

You wanna show us that you didn't turn your phone on?

Oh. I forgot to charge again.

I just read this story.

Do you know what they do at Mint Chip with the clothes they can't sell?

They burn them.

- No way. - That's insane.

Why don't they just donate them to charity?

Because it would dilute the brand.

JONAH: What does that mean?

Make it less prestigious. Like right now.

If someone asks you, "Where did you get that?"

and you say, "Mint Chip," they go, "Oh."

But if their clothes start showing up at thrift stores,

they just go, "Oh."

But, don't forget, Mint Chip is a business.

If they dilute the brand,

people stop paying full price for their clothes,

the company loses money,

they might have to close stores.

- Two sides... - There goes my outrage.

It says here that Mint Chip burned 35 million dollars

worth of clothes last year.

And my outrage is back!

That is a ridiculous amount of waste.

Why would you burn millions of dollars of clothes?

It just doesn't make sense.

There is one way to settle this.

Whoa. Ooh.

ANDI: Are you okay?

My foot. I must have landed funny. I'm fine.

- Can we do that? - I just did.

No, I mean... are we allowed?

What's the charge? Ripping open a garbage bag?

(CHUCKLES)

BUFFY: There's your answer.

These bags are full of brand new clothes.

Some of them still with the price tag.

- Two hundred dollars. - For one shirt?

Is it attached to another shirt?

- (GRUNTS) - What are you doing?

(GRUNTS) Well, we're not just gonna leave them here, are we?

Poor overpriced clothes.

They're so helpless.

They didn't ask for this!

Where would be put them?

And what would we do with them?

Why are you looking at me?

We're just proving the article I read on my phone is true.

If we're gonna rescue them, we all need to figure this out.

This is a group project.

Ooh! I got it.

(RAP SONG PLAYS)

- Ooh. Whoa. - (LAUGHING)

Window's down and I'm doin' a buck fifty

Get on the bus, or get under the bus...

- Run up or run wit me - (GRUNTS)

It ain't hard to find some boys to come get me

Get my windows down and I'm doing a buck fifty

Run up or run wit me

Welcome to our sidewalk sale, where nothing is for sale.

It's all free!

- What's the catch? - There's no catch.

If you see something you like, just take it. It's yours.

- I could really use a winter coat. - Try it on.

It looks great on you.

And I can just... take it?

Yeah. Go ahead. No one's gonna stop you.

You're giving that coat its forever home!

I am having the best time.

I helped a kid pick out a blazer for his college interviews.

I just fully styled a woman going on her first internet date.

If it works out, it'll be because of me.

- (LAUGHS) - And a little bit because of them.

What's a pencil skirt

I'm getting a lot of requests for a pencil skirt.

(LAUGHING SOFTLY)

I keep movin'

Lookin' out for somethin' to believe

Caught up in the possibilities

Is the answer out there right in front of me

'Cause I'm just lookin' out for somethin' to believe

Perfect.

Love it.

Uh, yeah, it's... uh, it's free.

I keep movin'

Lookin' out for somethin' to believe

Caught up in the possibilities...

That was amazing.

- Oh, I loved her. She was so nice. - Ha ha.

(LAUGHING)

Hey.

Hey.

Well, it was another excruciating day

of polite frostiness from Mom.

Well, she's in mourning.

Has to go through the five stages.

Remind me what they are, again?

Anger, denial, bargaining, depression, acceptance.

- We seem to be stuck on anger. - Mm.

What's this?

This was delivered earlier.

It's addressed to both of us.

Yikes. It's a wedding present.

Yikes.

Do we open it?

Of course.

We'll return it, but we have to know who sent it.

(SIGHS)

It's from your mom.

"Dear Bex and Bowie,

"the best thing to hold onto in life is each other.

"But you already knew that.

"Can't wait to celebrate your special day.

All my love, Mom."

What do you think it is?

Probably china.

She was always bugging me to register for china.

I never did.

This isn't plates.

BOWIE: It's us.

Tiny you, tiny me, and...

tiny Andi in the middle.

- The night we got engaged. - Yeah.

BEX: Did you see what she wrote on the plaque?

BOWIE: No.

BOTH: Nailed it. (LAUGHING)

She had to have ordered this months ago.

Yeah.

BOWIE: Wow, this is so beautiful.

(GROANS)

What are you doing?

I'm gonna write her a thank-you note...

on the stationery she gave me to write thank-you notes on.

- Are you okay? - Right now? No.

I'll leave you alone.

(SNIFFLES) That's a wise choice.

Where's the only place

For us to hide

I'm trying to wish away

The last time we cried

Hey, Buffy. What do you think of this shirt?

Whoa, I like it. For you?

Actually, I was thinking T.J.

Will you hold it up so I can take a picture of it and see if he wants it?

Yeah.

- It'll look good with his eyes. - It will!

Sending. I hope he likes it.

He's gonna like it.

- Why don't you just give it to him? - I thought about that.

I'm not sure how much he'd want that.

A free shirt?

Me giving him a free shirt.

- There's a great way to find out. - What is it?

Give him the shirt.

Maybe it'll mean something to him.

Maybe it won't.

Either way, it's a nice thing to do.

(PHONE BUZZES)

It's T.J.

Thumbs up on the shirt.

You should come by the sale. It's amazing.

- Was that too braggy? - Not braggy enough.

(PHONE BUZZES)

T.J.

"I'm at the park."

What do you think that means?

He wants you to meet him?

You think?

Why else would he tell you where he is?

Should I bring the shirt?

I'm gonna bring the shirt.

- The shirt feels weird. - Then don't take it.

He's gonna be expecting it, so I'm, just... yeah.

(LAUGHS)

KIRA: Who are you texting?

Uh, nobody. Sorry.

- Let's go feed the ducks. - Let's do that first.

I thought you wanted to feed the ducks.

I'm allowed to change my mind.

Come on. It'll be fun.

Um, I'm not five.

It's been so long, you forget how much fun it is to swing.

It's like flying.

I wonder if you could get this high.

(SCOFFS) I'd be way higher.

I guess we'll never know.

That's not fair! Your legs are so much longer than mine!

- Ha ha! Told ya! - Give me a minute.

- Just admit defeat. - KIRA: Never!

KIRA: I bet I could jump further.

T.J.: Oh, well, you're about to be wrong again.

KIRA: Three...

BOTH: Two...

One... go!

- T.J.: Whoo! - (KIRA SCREAMS, LAUGHS)

- Did you see that? That was like... - Fun!

...like you were, like, above your head on that one.

KIRA: Okay, that's a lie,

because you definitely saw the back of my head...

That's not a lie!

Like, your shoulder was, like, down to here on me...

(KIRA CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

- What happened? - He was with Kira.

(SIGHS)

They're good together.

I promise you, it won't last.

- Even if it does... - What are you gonna do with that?

- Hey, Jonah! - Seriously?

He has nice eyes, too.

You like this shirt?

It's awesome.

You sure you don't want it?

I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

ANDI: You know what's weird?

Nobody from Mint Chip showed up.

Yeah, no, I spoke to someone. A woman.

She was very nice, actually.

She, uh, asked me how we pulled this off.

- And you told her? - Was I not supposed to?

Um, maybe not.

Let's all stay calm. We didn't do anything.

Unless we did.

- Hello, Officer... - Penn.

Is there something we can do for you?

You can show me your permit for this outdoor market.

It's not a market.

We're not selling anything. Everything is free.

All this, you're just, giving it away?

Plus, we gave bags of clothes to shelters.

And who said that you could do this?

Is it a crime to give away clothes to shelters?

Not if they belong to you.

Did they belong to you?

They didn't belong to anybody.

They were in the dumpster.

Somebody was just throwing all these clothes away? Who?

- Mint Chip. - Uh-huh.

And which one of you is Mint Chip?

It's a store.

They destroy the clothes they can't sell.

That's the real crime, if you ask me.

Did anybody ask you?

No.

- Can I help you? - Oh. Just looking.

- Oh, I like your coat. - Thanks. I just got it... for free.

Where?

There is a flea market, right down the street.

- They're just... giving clothes away. - Who is?

I don't know. A bunch of kids.

- Mom? - Do you know about this?

She says there's a flea market where they're giving clothes away.

- New clothes. - Her coat was free.

- It's like a block away. - Sounds great.

- It is. - Can I talk to you?

I'm going back.

What's up?

- We got your wedding present. - Oh.

We loved it.

Good. Because it's not returnable.

I tried to write you a thank-you note.

I couldn't find the words to tell you how grateful I am,

and how terrible I feel.

But also how lucky, and how far we've come.

And that I treasure our relationship.

Is this the stationery I bought you?

Uh, only most of it.

I got you the really good card stock, so...

I hope it was at least hard to tear up.

What is it gonna take for you to forgive me?

Time.

How much?

As much as it takes.

I need a better answer than that.

As much as it takes, plus three.

(PHONE BUZZES)

Go ahead.

Hello. (SIGHS)

What happened?

Where is she? Can I talk to her?

I can't talk to her? Okay, I'm on my way.

- What is it? - It's Andi. She's in trouble.

Where are my keys?

- I can't find my keys. Mom... - It'll be okay. I'll take you.

My blood runs cold

(CELL DOOR SLAMS)

The devil you know

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

The devil you know

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Next on Andi Mack...

We picked up trash, and our punishment is... picking up trash.

Jonah asked me to Go-Kart with him.

- Congratulations! - What if I told him... I love you?

I don't know if that's such a good idea.

How could it ever be a bad thing to tell someone you love them?

In this exercise,

I want each of you to describe yourself

as that person,

but, without saying a name,

or what you look like.

I'm probably good with computers,

and I play the violin or piano?

- BOY: Is it Andi? - No, that's... that's not me.

I've known some of these kids since kindergarten.

It's just so weird to think that when they were looking at me,

they were never really seeing me.

What are you gonna do about it?