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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,560 TERENCE: Yeah, I know it's not my portfolio, 2 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,440 but unless you want me to sound like a bloody monkey... 3 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:27,320 Look, I'll go to the meeting, but I'm going to be late. 4 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,680 - Well, that's the best I can do. - [ knock at door ] 5 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,600 I got to go. 6 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,760 - Hey. - Hi. 7 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,200 [ laughs ] 8 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,120 - I'm sorry. - Sorry about what? 9 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,480 - I'm on a very short leash. - How short? 10 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,880 - Half an hour. - Oh, damn. 11 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,120 - I guess there's not enough time. - Not enough time for what? 12 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,560 TERENCE: No condoms. 13 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,960 - No. - What do you mean, no? 14 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,840 - I don't want to wear it. - Don't be silly, love. 15 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,760 Look, I'm not seeing anyone else. 16 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,160 I'm not even seeing my wife. 17 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,040 - I want you to wear it. - Why? 18 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,440 Have you got something I should know about? 19 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,400 No. 20 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,280 Well, neither have I. And... I've had a vasectomy. 21 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,680 And I really don't like condoms. 22 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,600 You've worn one before. 23 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,520 Yeah, but surely we're past that stage of the relationship. 24 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,400 It's not going to happen without it, Terry. 25 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,320 - Why not? - Because... 26 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,240 Because that's my rule. 27 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,920 - Is this our first tiff? - Only if you press the point. 28 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,760 Come on. 29 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,680 - Bill! - Hey. 30 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,120 - Hi. Hello. - Hello. 31 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,560 [ both laugh ] 32 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,960 So, uh, you like gardenias? 33 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,880 Oh. No, not particularly. 34 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,280 I was just trying brighten up my garden and my boyf... 35 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:20,120 [ sighs ] I'm not very good when it comes to planting. 36 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,520 Well, I could help you if you like. 37 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:28,280 OK. Sure. Um, not now. 38 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:32,600 I... am... just running a little bit late. I've got to get to work. 39 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,040 Oh, well, maybe some other time, then? 40 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,920 - OK. - Great. 41 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,320 Well, uh, it's nice to see you. 42 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,760 Yeah, you too. 43 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,160 - 'Bye. - See you. 44 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:44,600 [ sighs ] 45 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,520 I don't believe it. They forgot the naan bread. Every bloody time! 46 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,880 - Well, did you order it? - You heard me order it. 47 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,320 Yeah, but did the guy on the phone hear you? 48 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,240 Yeah. He said... [ indian accent ] "Absolutely sir. 49 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:06,680 "Two plain naan." 50 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,600 Is it here? No. 51 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,440 Yeah, OK. Just chill out, alright? It's peaceful here, finally! 52 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,880 What's that? 53 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,720 Oh! Gillian's gone! Yeah! 54 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,120 - I don't want to talk about it, Mel. - Oh, yes, you do. 55 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,040 You can't wait to talk about it! 56 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,880 You can't wait to tell me about how she's misunderstood, 57 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:29,240 how she's really a caring, sharing, little mother bear, 58 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,640 and we're her lucky, lucky cubs, can you? 59 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,040 - Can you shut up? - No, not usually. 60 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,480 Certainly not for free. 61 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:40,760 I'm serious, OK? I'm OK with Mum, you're not. Find a new subject, Mel. 62 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:45,080 OK. Um... I know. 63 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,000 What are you going to do for a living now? 64 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,440 What? 65 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,360 Well, now that you've given up the 'work'. 66 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,760 Yeah. I'm not quitting. 67 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:57,560 Oh, really? Oh. Gillian will love that. 68 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,000 Where is she, anyway? 69 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,880 She's exactly where you want her to be. She's staying in a hotel. 70 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,280 Oh. Hmm. 71 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,600 You right there? 72 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,480 - I was just admiring the fit-out. - Really? 73 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,400 Right. Well, this is private property. 74 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,760 If you want to book and inspection, you have to make an appointment. 75 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,160 I see. And how much would that cost? 76 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,560 Well, we could probably do that for free. 77 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,880 And what if I want to hire a room? What would that be? 78 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,760 Well, that depends on what you want if for, and for how long. 79 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,200 And who you're sharing it with. 80 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:46,040 - This for yourself, or is... - Let's call it research. 81 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,440 Do you take bookings for yourself? 82 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,320 No. Purely managerial. Now, if you'd like to come this way. 83 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,680 - What did you say your name is? - Natalie. 84 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,600 I'm Gillian. Nice to meet you. 85 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:00,440 - Ooh, they're having a nice time. - Gillian, come this way, please. 86 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:04,760 - [ phone rings ] - Excuse me. I need to take this. 87 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,160 I've still got a drink waiting in the bar. 88 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:11,480 [ sighs ] Fine. Then finish it up and take yourself home, sweetheart. 89 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:17,240 Hello. Natalie. Yes, who's this calling? 90 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:28,280 - I love watching you guys. - Mmm, I can't talk. [ sighs ] 91 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,680 - I could go again. - What? 92 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:34,040 - [ sighs ] - Yeah. Give me 15. 93 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,400 [ laughs ] He's kidding, right? 94 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,760 - No. He's not. - [ laughs ] 95 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:45,560 Ooh. Oh, I'm sorry, guys, but I can only give you another half an hour. 96 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,440 - [ sighs ] - [ sighs ] 97 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,800 Well, better get down to it, then. 98 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,720 [ sighs exasperatedly ] 99 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:04,280 So, as you know, the basic thrust of our study 100 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:05,720 is to examine the impact 101 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,080 of a third person on a relationship, in terms of a sexual partner. 102 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,000 Yep. That seems reasonable. 103 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:12,440 You're doing just fine. 104 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,320 Thanks. 105 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:19,160 So, um, how engaged do you feel we are with you? 106 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,600 Both. Totally. 107 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,360 So, one of us isn't any more engaged than the other? 108 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,080 No. 109 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:32,120 Is it, um... Is it strange for you to have sex with another woman? 110 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:34,280 No. 111 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,880 It's just that what was interesting 112 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,760 was that you seemed to know exactly what Eloise wants. 113 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,200 It's just all part of my job. 114 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,600 What - men and women, equally? 115 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,960 Yeah. Chickens, watermelons, elastic-sided boots. [ laughs ] 116 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,360 [ laughs ] You're taking the piss? 117 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,760 Yeah. That was well. 118 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,080 [ laughs ] 119 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:02,840 Oh, hang on. Tonight - I haven't got anything booked tonight. 120 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,280 WOMAN: [ on phone ] Uh, Jemima Harris? 121 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,680 - Isn't that tomorrow night? - No. 122 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,640 Right. 123 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,520 What is the matter with you? You pulled this act last time. 124 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:11,960 No, I didn't. 125 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,880 Yes, you did, last time Jemima called here. 126 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,800 You got some kind of problem with her? 127 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,240 No. 128 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,000 - I just don't like her, alright? - Well, you don't have to like her. 129 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,920 You just have to satisfy her in bed. 130 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,840 - She a bit Spanish? - What? 131 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,200 Well, I don't know. Does she... like it rough? 132 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,640 Does she want it strange? 133 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,040 I'm just wondering what it is that you can't handle. 134 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:38,360 Look, no, I just don't like her. OK? 135 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,760 I don't want to do it. Sorry, tell her I'm sick or something. 136 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:44,120 - OK. I'll cancel her. Goodbye, Sean. - Hang on, Nat. 137 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,040 Mmm? 138 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,960 What have I got booked for the rest of the week? 139 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,840 Well, when you're not sick, drop in and I'll let you know. 140 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:55,160 Alright. I'll be in around 7:30 or something, OK? [ hangs up ] 141 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,080 Mmm. 142 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,760 - MAN: So, do you work here? - Oh, no. 143 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,640 But that is a spectacular compliment. 144 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,560 Well, I would have believed you if you said yes. 145 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,440 I think they prefer their girls a little 'fresher'. 146 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,320 Oh, 'fresher'. I think you're plenty fresh. 147 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,680 MAN: My name's Eric. 148 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,600 There's a call for you in the office. 149 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,040 Erm, thanks. 150 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,920 Excuse me. [ laughs ] 151 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:31,160 - ...2-2-6-5-4. Call me anytime. - 6-5-4. I will. 152 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:35,000 Hey! Listen... Uh, sorry, can you excuse us for a moment? 153 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,920 - Sure. - Come with me. 154 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,120 You cannot be here. You have to leave. 155 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,040 - Why? I'm just chatting. - No, forget it. 156 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,440 Unless you're on staff, this is not a place for you. 157 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,880 Come on. 158 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,680 You are actually throwing me out? 159 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,080 - I don't think that's appropriate. - No, you're probably right. 160 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:12,440 After all, you've got my family working for you. 161 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,800 - I beg your pardon? - You've got my daughter and my son. 162 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,200 Who... Who are you? 163 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,440 So, why didn't you just put her in a cab or something? 164 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,840 Oh, I tried that. She wanted a personal hire car. 165 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,760 She asked if we had one. 166 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:34,040 She didn't actually... do anything with any of the men, did she? 167 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,440 Oh, I'm sure she would have if we had a spare room. 168 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,880 I just found her loitering. 169 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,800 Well, then, what's your problem? 170 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,680 I'm running a business, for Christ's sake. She look like someone's mum. 171 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:47,480 Ah, you see, that's just a clever disguise. She's actually Satan. 172 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,360 - She seems alright to me. - Well, good. 173 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,280 - You can have her. - Ha! 174 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:56,120 No, seriously. I'll give you 10 grand if you get her out of my life. 175 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,400 - How long? - Uh, a month? 176 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:08,120 20. Cash up-front. Plus meals and expenses. 177 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:13,880 [ laughs ] No. I'm not paying you to... Forget it. 178 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,320 I want her out of the city. 179 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,200 You've got a delightful family, Mel. Seriously. 180 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,400 [ horn blares ] 181 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,040 Oh, God. You're so tense. 182 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,800 Let me help you relax. 183 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,640 No, no, no. Let me do the work. 184 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,480 Ah! I was trying to get you to relax. 185 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,880 I have something for you. 186 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,760 [ half-laughs ] 187 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,120 We're in handcuff mode today, are we? 188 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,440 [ laughs ] No, no. Terry, that's not how you do it. 189 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,880 I'll cuff you. 190 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,280 And I can tease you mercilessly. 191 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,160 Just go with me on this. OK? 192 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,480 If you tickle me, I'll kill you. 193 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,960 [ laughs nervously ] Terry, what are you doing? 194 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,880 - Who's paying you? - What are you talking about? 195 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,280 How stupid do you think I am? 196 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,680 Sheedy's never been great at keeping secrets. 197 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,080 I know you're a prostitute. 198 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,480 So let's not make this any more difficult than it already is. 199 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,400 You tell me who's paying, and I'll let you go. 200 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,800 You can't do this. You cannot hold me against my will. 201 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,720 It's someone from my own party, isn't it? 202 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,160 No-one is paying me. 203 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:47,000 Uncuff me, and we talk about this like rational human beings. 204 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,920 Terence, uncuff me! 205 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,800 - Uncuff me now! - Shh. 206 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,680 No. I'm gonna scream this place down. Help! 207 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,120 Help! 208 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,000 Hey, hey. Shh, shh, shh. 209 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,360 - Just let me go. - Come on, tell me the story. 210 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,720 Just give me a name. 211 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,240 You're not talking to me? 212 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,160 Of course I am. 213 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,040 What do you think of this? 214 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,400 It's OK. Bit skimpy for my taste. 215 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,760 Mmm. I think I might give it away. I've worn it enough. 216 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,640 You know what, sometimes striving to be unpredictable 217 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,080 is predictable in itself. 218 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,000 - Is that right? - Yes, it is. 219 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,440 Mmm. You'd know. 220 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:41,240 Tell me, how was your five-star hotel last night, anyway? 221 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,120 Oh. Lovely. Very indulgent. 222 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,040 Ha! So why aren't you still there? 223 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,960 Couldn't afford it. 224 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:51,800 Oh. You should have used my name. You would have gotten a discount. 225 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,200 And that's something to be proud of, is it, Melanie? 226 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,120 Well, it's a few hundred bucks. 227 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,560 [ scoffs ] 228 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,000 Why'd you do it? 229 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:04,280 - What? - 232 - your little stunt. 230 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,720 Why'd you do it? 231 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,120 That place is an important part of my children's lives. 232 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,000 I thought I should check it out for myself. 233 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,440 Well, good for you. 234 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,840 God knows, I'm not an important part of your life. 235 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,240 Nice try, Gillian. I'm not going to fight with you. 236 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,680 I don't want to fight with you. 237 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,120 Good. 'Cause it's not going to happen. 238 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,560 I'm all for peace from now on. 239 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:25,880 No more anger, no more hassles. I'm not Tibet, you're not China. 240 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,760 I would have thought it was the other way round. 241 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:32,600 Look, I'm going to run a few errands. Do you want to come with me? 242 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,520 There is no need to monitor me. 243 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,880 I'm not a mental patient. Stop treating me like one. 244 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,280 Fine. What are you going to do? 245 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,680 You just going to hang around my apartment all day? 246 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,560 You got a problem with that? What are you trying to hide? 247 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,920 I think I'll go to the movies. 248 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,760 Good. Fine. Enjoy. I'll see you a bit later, then. 249 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,480 Start talking. 250 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:07,160 - I work in the industry, that's true. - You're a prostitute. 251 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,120 Yes. 252 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,040 But nobody hired me. 253 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,440 - [ inhales sharply ] - No, listen. 254 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,320 When we first met at that conference, I mean... 255 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,600 ...you can't deny there wasn't a mutual attraction. 256 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,960 I wanted to be with you. 257 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,320 I knew that if I told you what I did for a living, 258 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,760 you wouldn't have a bar of me. 259 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,200 Yeah, well, you're right about that. 260 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,040 See? So, I couldn't tell you. 261 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,920 So you just did this all off your own bat? 262 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,840 You sought me out, invited me for a drink? 263 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,280 That's right. 264 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,640 - I'd really like to believe that. - It's the truth. 265 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,560 Why me? 266 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,960 You know, there's plenty of guys out there 267 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,400 just waiting for someone like you to... 268 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,240 ...to come along and screw up their life. 269 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:59,000 Your life isn't screwed up, Terence. I've been very discreet. 270 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,920 What about you? 271 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,720 Has it occurred to you that my idea of discreet 272 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,160 might be different to yours? 273 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,040 I'll go. 274 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,400 That's a very good idea. 275 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,640 [ phone rings ] 276 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,720 Hello. 277 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,640 MAN: Hi, Gillian. It's Eric. 278 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,080 - Who's this? - Eric. 279 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,960 - Eric? - Remember, we met at 232? 280 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,800 Oh, Eric! Hello. 281 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:56,120 How nice of you to call. [ laughs ] 282 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,520 Listen, I think you got the wrong impression before. 283 00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,960 No, no. I understand. 284 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,840 If you can't hack the job, then it's better you tell me now, 285 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,280 before it all gets out of hand. 286 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,680 No, look, I can hack it, alright? I'm down with it. 287 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,600 In fact, I want to talk about getting more work. 288 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,520 Ha. No way. You're knocking back clients you already have. 289 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,920 One client. Jemima Harris is one client. 290 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,320 I had to explain everything to her. She was not very happy. 291 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,760 Nat! 292 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,400 Don't you ever... 293 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:29,240 Isn't there certain people that you just don't want to touch? 294 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,160 It's not about me. 295 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,040 What does she make you do? 296 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,960 Well, it's not one thing in particular. 297 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,880 I bet it is. 298 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,760 You just want to know all the juicy details. 299 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,680 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 300 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,120 You want to know every little bit. 301 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,520 Sean, I am happy for you to keep your hang-ups to yourself. 302 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,440 Hey, I'm happy to admit that I've got hang-ups. 303 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,360 Jemima. 304 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,280 Yeah. Nice try. 305 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,160 - JEMIMA: Hi. - I thought you cancelled. 306 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,600 Well, I couldn't. She's on heat for you. 307 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,520 Sean. Oh, thank God! 308 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,960 Here? 309 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,880 Looks like at room two. 310 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,760 - What an absolute treat. - [ giggles ] 311 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,680 Enjoy. 312 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,920 What are you going to do? 313 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,800 Whatever you want. 314 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,200 What would you like me to do? 315 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,520 I don't know. 316 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,240 OK. 317 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,760 I am gonna kiss you all over, OK? 318 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,600 SEAN: I've slept with a lot of women. 319 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,440 Thin women. Fat women. Crazy women. 320 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,840 Sometimes just plain unattractive women. 321 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,720 Although, mostly you can find an angle somehow. 322 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,160 No. Come on. 323 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:49,400 But then occasionally you get one like Jemima Harris, 324 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,840 and there's one word to describe it. 325 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,720 And that word is 'awkward'. 326 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:58,520 She's like a world-champion boxer parrying my every move. 327 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,400 If you just... If you just lie back... 328 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,320 - Here. - No, come this way. 329 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,240 - Which way? - Here. 330 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,640 Keep your legs straight. No, sit up! 331 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,440 Oh! I want you to root me! 332 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,800 SEAN: Gee, Jemima. If only it were geometrically possible. 333 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,120 You love it, don't you? 334 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,880 Put me back! What are you doing? 335 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,760 SEAN: Trying to make you rootable. 336 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,680 I'm expanding your horizons, Jemima. 337 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,120 - Sean! - [ grunts ] 338 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,160 Arrggh! Shit! 339 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,560 Yeah, you like that, huh? 340 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,000 Oh, yeah! 341 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,840 Arrggh! 342 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,720 SEAN: Thank you very much, Jemima. 343 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,600 I think you just helped me discover my brand-new G-spot. 344 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,000 - It's nice of you to drop by, Eric. - It's nice of you to invite me. 345 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,400 Great place you've got here. 346 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,800 - Cheers. - Cheers. 347 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,640 So, you're a doctor? Is that right? 348 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,520 Yes, I am. But let's not talk about me. 349 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,440 No, no. Let's. I want to know all about you. 350 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,800 It's marvellous to be in medicine. Bet you're a specialist. 351 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,240 I'm right, aren't I? 352 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,560 You're a medical specialist, and I bet you specialise in... 353 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,960 - Let me see... - Colorectal. 354 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,400 What? 355 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:41,720 Colon. Rectum. Gastrointestinal. 356 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,080 - [ both laugh ] - I see. 357 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,960 That's a gorgeous watch you're wearing. 358 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,320 - Oh. You like it? - Yes, very much. Very stylish. 359 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,760 Thank you. 360 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,160 I always say you can tell a lot about a man 361 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,600 by the watch he's wearing. 362 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,560 Oh? 363 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,440 - Cheers. - Cheers. 364 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:21,080 [ Gillian moans ] 365 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,840 [ Gillian and Eric laugh ] 366 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,320 GILLIAN: Oh, yeah... Oh, God... 367 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:59,000 - 'Bye. - 'Bye. 368 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,240 Do you have anything for the laundry service? 369 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,680 I've got a pick-up in the morning. 370 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,080 No, I'm fine, thanks. 371 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,000 I'll be heading home tomorrow. 372 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,440 Whenever you're ready, Mother. 373 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,320 What about the sheets? 374 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,640 I'm sorry if I upset you, Melanie. 375 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,560 Oh, you didn't upset me. 376 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,480 I don't care. 377 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,360 I don't... care. 378 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,720 I didn't take any money from him. 379 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,080 Oh. Well, that's the main thing. 380 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,000 Should I have? Would that have made it better? 381 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,360 How much would you have charged him? 382 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,240 - That's none of your business. - Like hell it's not. 383 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,200 What? 384 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,600 You're my daughter and what you do is my business, 385 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,040 whether you like it or not. 386 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,400 Parenting does not stop at some magical age. 387 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,840 [ scoffs ] Parenting. 388 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,240 I'm here to tell you, it doesn't change, whether you're 4, 14 or... 389 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,160 That's what you call parenting? 390 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,080 You were rutting with some random in my home. 391 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,000 Exactly what you do on a daily basis. 392 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,400 - No, no, that's completely different. - How? How is it different? 393 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,800 It just is. 394 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,240 I don't have to explain to you. 395 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,120 You're doing this just to get at me, aren't you? 396 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,520 - You are. Yep. - Not true. 397 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,440 I didn't think you'd be fussed. 398 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,800 You spend five years telling me how normal you are, 399 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,680 how reasonable and rational your entire lifestyle is. 400 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,600 There you go, Mother. You got your revenge. 401 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,000 "Don't judge me, Mum. Don't talk about my work." 402 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,400 Look who's talking the moral high ground now? 403 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,760 Listen, Gilly, I'm not having this discussion with you, OK? 404 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,680 - Not right now. - Come on. Admit it. 405 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,040 Deep down you do not like what you do for a living. 406 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,440 I love what I do. I love it. 407 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,880 And it eats you up. 408 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:54,200 Who knows? Maybe that's a reason to love it even more. 409 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,560 I love you, Melly. You know that. 410 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,960 You're my daughter and I love you. 411 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,840 And you're a psychopath. 412 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,720 And I have mixed feelings about you. 413 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:10,520 So get over it and move on. 414 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,040 Uniformly moist. That's what she needs. 415 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,960 I usually over-water. 416 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,400 Well, she'll hate that. 417 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,280 I'll just, uh, put some of this food in. 418 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,640 It's very sweet of you. Thank you. 419 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,560 No problem. 420 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,960 Just hope she flowers for you. 421 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,320 Yeah. Can I get you a cold drink or...? 422 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,200 Uh, yeah... no. I actually should get moving. 423 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:42,920 OK. 424 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,520 But, um... we could do lunch sometime. 425 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,440 - Lunch? - Yeah. 426 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,840 I mean, not necessarily in the middle of the day, um... 427 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,760 I quite like lunch at night. 428 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,160 [ both laugh ] 429 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,040 So, um... We could just have a meal. 430 00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,480 At night. 431 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,880 Yeah. Or whenever you have time. 432 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,200 OK. Why not? 433 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,640 Great. 434 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,080 Come on. 435 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,320 I'm just glad it's over. I don't have to do it anymore. 436 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,240 You loved it. 437 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,680 I think I was starting to. 438 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,080 Yeah, of course you did. Because it was wicked and wrong. 439 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,480 I wasn't being wrong. He was the one having the affair. 440 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,360 Predictable womanising bastard. 441 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:29,720 [ sighs ] You know, part of me really wanted to hurt him. 442 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:35,960 Wanted to tell him it was the wife that put me up to it. 443 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,360 Nothing to do with protecting the wife. 444 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,760 Well, I guess, in spite of yourself, you really did like him. 445 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:44,120 All this time seething over my husband's stupid affair, 446 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,040 yet here I was playing the mistress. 447 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,480 Is that it, then? 448 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,400 Mmm. Looks that way. 449 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,720 And now I have to tell Fiona he know who I am. 450 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,160 Well, she is paying the bills. 451 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,160 Mmm. 452 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,760 - Gorgeous day. - [ chuckles nervously ] 453 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,200 I love this time of year. 454 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,640 Yes. 455 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,080 - Fiona... - Lauren... 456 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,040 - [ both chuckle ] - You go. 457 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,480 No, you go. 458 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,880 Lauren... 459 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,800 Something's happened. 460 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,200 [ laughs ] Something quite incredible. 461 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,560 We had sex. 462 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,960 Last night. 463 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,360 - Wow. - Yeah. 464 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,280 I don't know how to explain it. 465 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:33,080 Terry came home and he had this look and I... I just... 466 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,520 We did it. 467 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,440 Then and there. [ laughs ] 468 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,360 It was like when we first met. 469 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,800 That good? 470 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,720 Yeah, I don't know. I guess it was. 471 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,600 I don't dislike sex. 472 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,000 I just... I don't think I'm... 473 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,920 ...much good at it. 474 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,720 I think... I actually was gonna ask you for some advice. 475 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,600 You know, maybe get better at it. 476 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,520 [ chuckles ] 477 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,920 You know, you seeing Terry and... 478 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,800 ...and because of this... 479 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:08,120 ...I... I think my marriage has been reinvigorated. 480 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,040 That's wonderful. 481 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,960 So, um... 482 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,800 ...thank you, Lauren. 483 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,200 And, uh... 484 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,600 I guess it's over. 485 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,000 - I don't need you anymore. - You don't? 486 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,400 - No. - Are you sure? 487 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,280 Believe me, if things change, you'll be the first to know. 488 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,560 So, what did you want to say? 489 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,920 Oh. Nothing. 490 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:41,240 I just wanted to see if you were OK with everything, and you are, so... 491 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,160 Yeah. I am. 492 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,680 Heather. This came for you. 493 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,600 International. 494 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,040 Thanks. 495 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,560 WOMAN: Hey, H. I'm getting married. 496 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,480 I know Canada's a long way away 497 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,360 and I will understand completely if you can't be there. 498 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,200 But we did adore each other once upon a time. Remember? 499 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,120 Love still, Ally. 500 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,400 Hey. 501 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,440 Hello. 502 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,560 Are you OK? 503 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,480 Yep. 504 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,240 Red. I feel like wearing red. 505 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,840 Hello, mischief. 506 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,760 Where's Elouise? 507 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,200 I don't know. 508 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,040 So she's cool with you being here on your own? 509 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,440 Sure. It's all part of the effect you're having on us. 510 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,840 Right. 511 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,240 Well, so long as there's not a rift. 512 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,160 No. Don't worry about that. 513 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,040 Good. Because I don't like rifts. 514 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,440 Let me do this. 515 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,040 Do you always ask your clients about their wives? 516 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:34,760 No. 517 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,360 Most of their wives I haven't had sex with. 518 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,280 Would you like to? 519 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,640 Is that a research question? 520 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,080 Yeah. Of course. 521 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,000 No, it's not. 522 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,200 Why don't you go and have a shower? 523 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,560 Why don't you come down there and shag me senseless? 524 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,920 I just love your skin. 525 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,760 It's so soft. 526 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,800 [ groans ] Wait... 527 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,200 Close your legs. 528 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,120 Like this? 529 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,120 Yes. 530 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,920 That way I can massage that spot 531 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,760 just a little more effectively. 532 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,440 [ sobs ] 533 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,800 [ dials phone ] 534 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,080 TERENCE: Hello? 535 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,480 Hello, it's me. 536 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,920 Hello, me. 537 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,280 [ sighs ] I'm sorry. I just... 538 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,160 ...I just needed to know if you were OK. 539 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,960 I need to see you. 540 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,880 Are you sure? 541 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,800 Are you? 542 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,800 Yes. 543 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,120 Tonight? 544 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,000 I can't. Sorry. 545 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,400 It'll have to be tomorrow. 546 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,120 OK. 547 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,240 How about you call me, then? 548 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,000 You can't let her get to you like that, Mel. 549 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,400 Zip it, Sean. You don't know what you're talking about. 550 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,280 She said I'm not Chinese. 551 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,720 Huh? 552 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,120 I dunno. She said I'm not Chinese, or China, or something like that. 553 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,000 - She just kept saying it. - Mental case. 554 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,880 Hey, I want you to cancel your clients for a day. 555 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,800 What for? 556 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,200 I just want to, you know, take Mum out for a day. 557 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,600 - Where? - I don't know exactly. 558 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,000 Are you totally perverse? 559 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,840 Why would I want to spend more time with me woman? Crikey. 560 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,280 Because... because we need to do it, Mel. 561 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,680 We need to just take her out and spend some time with her. 562 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,560 I spend more then enough time with her, thank you very much. 563 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,960 Listen, in 25 years, right, or more, 564 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,360 we've never done anything like a normal family. 565 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,320 Never. 566 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,200 Just once, I would like to spend some quality time together... 567 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,080 - Have you got Dad coming? - No. It's just you, me and Mum. 568 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,520 - But that's a start. - Oh. 569 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,880 I know. Let's take her to the nuthouse. 570 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,760 It's useful. It's a constructive use of time. 571 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,200 We're gonna go to the zoo, alright? 572 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,120 - The zoo? - Yeah, I want to go to the zoo. 573 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,520 Other kids got to go to the zoo. I never did. 574 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,880 Oh, Sean. You know, you don't need Mum to go to the zoo. 575 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,800 You're a grown-up. You can do it yourself. 576 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,720 I know. That's the point, alright? It's a family outing. 577 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,640 So get on the phone and call your clients 578 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,560 and make some room for some family time, alright? 579 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,000 We can do it. 580 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,680 What's happening? 581 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,120 I don't know. 582 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,480 I must be working for the other side, 583 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,400 otherwise I would never have made the call. 584 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,800 Well, I'm having an affair with a prostitute. 585 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,680 Give me a break. I'm rooting a politician. 586 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,040 Fair point. 587 00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,480 Who's more certifiable? 588 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,400 People who don't have affairs. 589 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,720 I think I'm getting involved. 590 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,600 I think you're getting excited. 591 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,920 [ sighs ] 592 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:17,240 How many people do you have sex with in a week? 593 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,600 How many people do you lie to? 594 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,040 Oh, that's cheap. 595 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,440 - I'm a hooker. - Yeah. 596 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,840 We're gonna have to talk about that sooner or later. 597 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,680 And to answer your question - 598 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,120 one. 599 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,480 The number of people I lie to. 600 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,480 - [ Chloe sighs ] - WILL: Mmm. 601 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,880 That was unbelievable. 602 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,280 CHLOE: It was not. It was really quite ordinary. 603 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,680 WILL: Oh, are you kidding? I love it. 604 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,600 CHLOE: I feel it was overcooked. 605 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,520 WILL: Oh, harsh judge. 606 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,920 And you're wrong. 607 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,360 Mine was perfect. 608 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,760 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it. 609 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,640 - Even if it was takeaway. - Mmm. 610 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,040 - Um, do you want me some more wine? - Yeah. I'll get it. 611 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,840 So... 612 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,680 Is this lunch or dinner? What meal exactly are we having here? 613 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,560 I like... supper. 614 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,960 - I think supper's a terrific word. - Mmm. 615 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,400 Supper's good. 616 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,320 As is brunch. 617 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,680 - Mmm. Buffet? - Feast? 618 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,000 - Chloe? - Mmm. 619 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,360 Why don't you and me go to bed? 620 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,640 - Mmm, you smell fantastic. - Yeah, I... I... 621 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,560 I can't, Will. I can't, not now. 622 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,000 Why not? 623 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,400 - Because I'm not at work. - Me neither. 624 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,280 No... seriously... 625 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,200 Listen, you have to stop. 626 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,120 Just relax a bit. 627 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,560 Are you kidding? 628 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,480 No, I'm not. 629 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,840 Plus, I've got a partner. 630 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,640 So? Look, we can go to my place if you want. 631 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,600 What? 632 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,480 Are you telling me that I have to make and appointment if I want to... 633 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,880 Yeah. Absolutely. 634 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,800 Get out. 635 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:35,000 Chloe. That is the weirdest thing I've heard in a long time. 636 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,440 I'm sorry that you feel that way. 637 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,840 Well, do you want me to give you some cash? 638 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,240 No, I don't. 639 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:46,040 No. You're really starting to ruin the whole night. 640 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,960 No, but seriously. 641 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,880 Seriously, you're really starting to ruin everything. 642 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,240 Don't... Please don't do this. 643 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,160 Well, what's the difference, then? Explain it to me. 644 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,480 Will... 645 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:07,160 - Maybe I should just walk you out. - Yeah, maybe. 646 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,760 [ television plays ] 647 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,680 [ fills up water glass ] 648 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,680 [ Gillian stirs ] 649 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,280 Where's Joan Crawford? 650 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,160 - Mum is out walking. - Oh. 651 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,520 - Hey, look at this. "Snore and Roar." - Snore and what? 652 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,400 Yeah, you can wine, dine and sleep in the elephants' enclosure. 653 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,800 What happens if one of the elephants is a sleepwalker? 654 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,200 No, the elephants are in another part of the zoo, Mel. 655 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,520 I'd sleep at the zoo if I could be in amongst the tigers or something. 656 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,440 Yeah, of course you would. Not everyone's that mad. 657 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,880 Oh, pussies. 658 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,240 She told me what happened. 659 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:21,560 And you're still OK with it? 660 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:25,400 Well, I think her methodology sucks but you can't doubt her commitment. 661 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,840 To what? 662 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,200 To making you engage with her, Mel. 663 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,600 Oh, I'll engage with her one day. 664 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,520 Engage with her throat. 665 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,440 She's trying to get through to you, Mel. 666 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,840 Trust me, Sean, she got through to me, alright. 667 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,720 Truth is, I think she wants to be you, but she wouldn't admit that. 668 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,640 Oh, that's crap. 669 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,080 No, I'm serious, Mel. 670 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,440 She wants to be fearless and she tries it on and it never fits. 671 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:52,280 Rubbish. She just doesn't know how to engage with men. 672 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,200 Other than as sexual objects. 673 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,120 That is rich coming from you. 674 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,520 Well, I'm a chip off the old block, aren't I? 675 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,920 At least I know how to turn the tap on and off. 676 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,800 She's petrified of getting old, Mel. 677 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,720 Tell me about it. 678 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,120 - Hey? - Mmm. 679 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,480 What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses? 680 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,400 Go on. What? 681 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,840 No. Come to the zoo with us, alright? 682 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,760 You don't want this to turn into full-scale warfare. 683 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,200 Nothing. 684 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,120 He didn't recognise them. 685 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,960 [ makes drumming noise, giggles ] 686 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,880 OK, I'll come. 687 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,280 Thank you. It's gonna be a blast. 688 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,120 Just remember, I'm doing this for you, Seana, not her. 689 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,560 Alright. 690 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,280 It's my fault. I shouldn't have had him there in the first place. 691 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,640 It's not your fault, Chloe. The guy came over for a meal. 692 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,520 Yeah, I know. But I'm just never sure of what the rule is with that. 693 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:47,960 What rule? 694 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:52,760 The rule about dinner or lunch or whatever and... sex. 695 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:57,560 Well... you share a meal, you have to put out. That's the rule. 696 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:01,400 I didn't mean it like that. I mean... I don't know what I mean. 697 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,280 I just... I probably shouldn't have dinner with clients. 698 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,600 - [ both laugh ] - Yeah, that's a good rule of thumb. 699 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,520 Well, I'll try and remember that in future. 700 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,440 [ groans ] 701 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,760 - I've been having orgasms. - Yes? 702 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,200 Just saying. 703 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,560 Hey. Hi. I'm going mad. 704 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,400 Comepletely, stark-raving 'Alice in Wonderland'. 705 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,280 - Is this about Terence? - Yeah. 706 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,160 He's sleeping with his wife on the side. 707 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,040 The wife pays me to have sex with him, 708 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,880 which makes them start having sex, so she wants me to stop, but... 709 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,800 ...I just can't. 710 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,680 - Rock on, Lauren. - [ sighs ] 711 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,600 - Does that make sense? - Not really. 712 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,480 But it's obvious it's doing something for you. 713 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,760 - I had an orgasm. - Mmm? What's her name? 714 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,160 Jack. 715 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,120 A male. 716 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,520 I know. 717 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,400 No male has ever given me an orgasm like that. 718 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,320 You've got boy germs. 719 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,320 Yep. 720 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:06,680 Big time. 721 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,360 Hey. 722 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,160 [ laughs ] 723 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,560 - Maybe not. - No, keep it. 724 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,960 So, what time's the safari leaving? 725 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,880 Around sunset. Mum's running a bit late. 726 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,280 Mm-hm. You know what? 727 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,160 - I really wanna see the red pandas. - Yeah, red pandas are the bomb. 728 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,960 Oh, here we go. Hey. 729 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,840 Hi, baby. Mwah! 730 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,240 You all ready? Mel's up for it. 731 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,160 - Really? - Yep. 732 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:48,920 That's nice. I was thinking... Maybe you two would like to go. 733 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,800 - Yeah, we are going, Mum. - Yeah. 734 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,680 Yeah. I mean... you don't need me. 735 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,120 We do. It's a family outing, Mum. 736 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,480 - Got a better offer, Gillian? - Eric invited me to the football. 737 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:00,920 He's a member. 738 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,360 - Eric? Who...? - He's lovely. 739 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,240 I told him I just needed to change. 740 00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,680 Melly, I was wondering... 741 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,560 - You wanna borrow a frock. - Yeah. Just something simple. 742 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,480 - Sure. - No, no. Stop for a second, alright? 743 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,400 What about the zoo? I booked tickets. 744 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,720 Oh, sweeheart. Honestly, you'll have a better time without me. 745 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:22,040 - The whole point was you, Mum. - [ laughs ] All those monkeys? 746 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:25,880 I don't think so. I can't say I'm a fan. 747 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,760 What about my hair? 748 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:30,680 Help yourself. 749 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,400 What, you didn't see that coming? 750 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,200 Should you be drinking so much? 751 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,080 You're my mistress. Mistresses don't complain. 752 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,960 Haven't you got a speech to write? 753 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,400 I've delegated it to someone else. 754 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,800 Is that wise? 755 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,240 I don't know. 756 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:08,600 I don't even know if I want this leadership thing anymore. 757 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,520 Why not? 758 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,360 Maybe I've got better things to do. 759 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,640 Oh, this is insane. 760 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:24,440 Just to be here, I am completely insane. 761 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,840 Do you want me to leave? 762 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,200 Let's go lie down. 763 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,120 Honestly, Terence, I can't believe... 764 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,560 [ groans in pain ] 765 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,960 Terry? What's the matter? 766 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,360 Are you... What are you doing? 767 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,760 Chest pain. [ gasps, yells ] 768 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,600 Terry? 769 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,960 Terry! Oh, my God. 770 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,840 Terry? Terry! 771 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,040 Terry? 772 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:54,920 Terry. 773 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,480 [ gasps tearfully ] 774 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,400 Kimberly's the brunette, the one who works for the oil company. 775 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,280 She likes me to start with a massage. 776 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,640 She likes to keep her pants on, though. 777 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,520 Like, her suit pants. 778 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,840 She likes me to give her a massage with oil. 779 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,720 Usually something with almond. 780 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,040 She only lets me massage her back. 781 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,920 Never her front or the rest of her body. 782 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,760 Mostly, she likes to keep her bra on. 783 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,160 WOMAN: [ on phone ] She keeps her bra on? 784 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,600 SEAN: Yeah. 785 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,000 She likes to keep her bra on. 786 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:51,320 Later, when she's taking off her suit pants, 787 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,680 she likes to lie on her stomach 788 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,560 and get me to touch her through her knickers. 789 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,440 Touch her with your fingers? 790 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,360 Mm-hmm. Touch her clit. 791 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,280 With my fingers. 792 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,640 Through the outside of her knickers. 793 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,160 [ beast roars ] 794 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,760 He's suffered a cardiac arrest. 795 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,640 We'll have to get him straight into emergency. You're next of kin? 796 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,040 No. No, I'm not. Um... But I do have her number. 797 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,920 Captioned by Grantman Brown 59069

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