Original subtitles

Candies for sale! Candies anyone

I also have fruits and cakes!

Dumplings...

Goldfish!

How are you, Gao!

How is your wife?

How is your father?

How is your mother?

In the coach is Miss San from Suzhou Hutong

Hutong of Suzhou?

Yes, Miss San of the South Court

Miss San?

From South Court?

Well, I've only heard of the North Court.

North Court is for work...

South Gate is for the ladies' visit.

Ladies' visit?

That is, Miss San

Let's go!

They are all talking about her.

Emperor is rumored to be interested.

The Emperor?

Yes.

Judge Ngo Yung-antold about her to the Emperor.

His Majesty just laughed

She is supposedly from a good family

Which family back ground?

Her ancestor was Chancel lor Ruan

That's why he asked about the family

And asked where Hu Tong was

Miss San is living there!

Ngo Yung-an is being a match-maker

Not a surprise if the Emperor takes her

Heard he came up with an idea...

to dig a tunnel from Jinsiu River

to Miss San's home

The street vendor is here...

Chun Fa, buy me several silk strands

Okay

Your Majesty

Long live, Your Majesty

Eternal life, Your Majesty

You may rise

Thank you, Your Majesty

Good, very refreshing

This is the local cuisine

Can't compare to the food from Palace

A Royal feast is mainly fish and meat

What do you call this?

Gilded Jade, Green Parrot with Red Bill

A magnificent name indeed

It implies color, flavor and delicacy

Great presentation, smell, and taste

I heard that when you are in the Palace

There are hundreds of dishes everyday

Is it true? Can one eat that much?

Of course I cannot.

But you see, it is the tradition

The dishes you see with your eyes are...

more than the ones you actually eat

How many cooks are needed for all this?

Numerous. The kitchen has two areas.

The tea a reah as two rooms

The cooking area also has two rooms

One of the cooking rooms has 5 sections

Meat, vegetables, full-set, rice, buns

These are the 5 sections.

Besides there are sections for meat & silverware

How many people are there?

The Royal kitchen has three stewards,

3 tea servers, 1 Imperial head guard

Two 2nd class guards, 23rd class guards

4 lowerclass guards, 29 attendants

71 waiters, 50 in the cooking area

1 chief server, 16 guards

5 stewards, 80 waiters

4 stewards of the inner kitchen

65 chefs

1 supervisor, 28 assistant cooks

5 soldiers and 5 Su La

Su La? What are they?

The young eunuchs

There must be many more than that...

if we also added the Royal concubines

Plus all the other eunuchs

Gilded Jade and Parrot is excellent

The Emperor won't come tomorrow, he fasts

I want to invite you to come to my place...

and help me verify it

All right, but don't tell others

You know, gossip is such a bad thing

Who is inside the house?

Liu Yung, Hunchback Liu!

Go...

Have you seen Hunchback Liu before?

Are you talking about Official Liu?

No, I haven't.

That's great! Come!

This is the original manuscript of your ancestor

I hear your ancestor Yuan Ta-chin climbed,

Maple Gate for an important post.

Although he was the first one to reach the top...

he died from a heart attack up there

You wish to...

To publish it and pass on for future generation

You are very dedicated to your family

His Excellency is here

Isn't he the Judge Ngo? Any thing wrong?

Ngo Yung-an?

This is Mr. Na, the governor of the 9 Gates

It's okay, Judge Ngo is a close friend

I know he's a close friend

I heard that there is a...

There is a rebel...

hiding out here

Look! He's here because of me!

Damn, His Majesty

Quick, up the stairs. Hide yourself

Judge Ngo, this is your fault

You brought along many people...

made such an out cry!

If he is here, it will be a mess...

and you'll be in problem

That's enough for an entire day

Today's vegetarian day; He won�t be here

Just because it's a vegetarian day,

Remembered your specialty

Gilded Jade, Red Beak Green Parrot

We can't. Please return to the Palace

Why?

Look!

We're done with today's work

Please arrange for me to meet the Emperor

Shih San Lang met the Emperor at age five

I'm already 55...

I don't even know what he looks like

I will arrange for you to meet him

That old rascal has hurt me enough

I have to get my revenge

We'll see

You're a governor and an inspector

True, governor and inspector

Absolutely right

We'll get him in anyway

Come here

Tell them all to leave

Yes

Everyone out!

Come on out, I can see you

Come out

Yell at him

Yell?

Yell out loudly

You asshole!

Come out! Don�t be so sneaky!

Come out if you have the guts!

I can tell you that I'm an official

No matter who you are...

You can't fool around in front of me

You can't escape

Come out!

Curse him loudly!

Scared, huh! I'm here

Come out! You'll be punished either way

If you have guts, show your face

Reveal your name

Are you the god or an Emperor?

Go on, continue

What the? Still won't come out!

I'd get you even if you were the Emperor

Be careful

You are...

I am the protector of peace

the executor of law and orders

I'm against anyone who hides the criminals

You're the chief commander of the 9 Gates

You're smart. I'll give you that

I heard that the official's name was...

Na Tsung, Official Na

That's me

Judge Na came just at the right time

There's someone in my room

Who? The Emperor?

No, not the Emperor

How could His Majesty be here?

If not the Emperor, then must be a turtle!

Na Tsung, you're out of line

How dare you abuse my name?

Insulting the court officials!

There isn't anyone important here

No scholars of imperial Academy

There are only rebels and whoremongers

I'm not wrong. Take him away! Come on

grab this rebel

Yes

Don't go...

You cannot arrest him, calm down

Ngo Yung-an

Come over here

You're taking the law into your own hands

Down... On your knees!

Down

He is...

Didn't you want to meet the Emperor?

The Emperor

His Majesty!?

Leave

Go! Get away at once!

Leave now

Get away

Leave quickly

I can't move

What's the matter?

I've wet my pants

C'mon, get going

Quick...

Bloody asshole

Chun Hua, clean the floor

Coming

Who's there? Who's up there?

No one!

It's Lai Fu

Lai Fu? Who is Lai Fu?

It's my dog

Lai Fu, come...

Lai Fu

Put him down, he's dirty!

He's clean! I bat he him everyday

Won't you keep it down?

Put him down...

All right

Lai Fu...

Are there two dogs?

Yes, one's Lai Fu, the other Lai Yung

Lai Yung?

Yes, it means "a layman is always lucky"

Don't look, it isn't very good looking

It's a playful dog

Go outside

Gilded Jade and Green Parrot

Such dainty little feet

On my shoulder I carry you along

He caresses her back, and her hands

Oh, my darling

They are eating bean curd and spinach

Put out the lamp, and go to bed, My darling

Gilded Jade, Red Beak Green Parrot

An interesting name for the dish...

but His Majesty did not tell us about it

Your Majesty won't say...

how it's made

How'd we know how he wants...

How he wants it prepared?

Serving a ruler is like accompanying a tiger

We better go and consult Eunuch Ching

Let's go

Mr. Ching, what should we do?

You serve the Emperor all day

You can't just sit back. Please help!

I would help you if I could

He tried it in a small place in Suzhou...

during his trip to the South

He only knows it's delicious

He doesn't know how it's made

No matter what

But each place has its own specialty

If Suzhou has its own famous dish,

we too can prepare our own specialty

No matter what, let's prepare something

Prepare something

Meal time

Is the Red Beak Green Parrot prepared?

Yes, it's here

Open the cover!

What? What is this?

The Palace Kitchen cooks said...

Suzhou has its own special dish

The Palace too has its own

What kind of Red beak gilded Jade is this?

How can you call it good?

Trying to trick me, eh

Deceiving me is a major offence

I tell you, I want the real thing

The real red beak green parrot

You wait for me outside

Yes

Judge Ngo, have a seat

I have a favor to ask

How can I be of service?

It's like this

Emperor wants to have the real thing

especially asked me to ask you...

This real gilded jade, green parrot

We have eaten it here before

But how it's prepared

What? Judge Ngo wants Miss San

No, not me. The Emperor

The Emperor wants to have it

But the Palace Kitchen can't prepare it

Asked me to request for your help

You've reached the right place

Tell me what to do

First, the ingredients must be fresh

Of course, it must be a fresh kill

Freshly killed?

Yes, I don't know what else

It must be freshly killed before cooking

Other wise it won't do!

Yes, only the green part should be used

There mustn�t be a single feather in other color

Feather?

Of course, or else it won�t be whole green

Open the cover!

And what are these?

Real Gilded Jade Red Beak Green Parrot

Carefully selected

It is green and shining all over

as green as grass and jade

No flaw at all

The beak is red and pointed

The beak is brightly colored

The red stands out among the green

Really perfect

How was it made?

Your Majesty

Ingredients include precious delicacies

The "jade" is hen, goose, quail eggs

And peacock and turtle eggs

To take out the yolk, leaving the whites

added with lotus and other plants

plus almonds, hazel and walnut kernels

also sharks� fins, swallow nests and fungus

You described it well

I have to ask you however...

How much did you spend on all this?

Not much...

About 256 taels of gold, plus a little

You consider that's not a lot?

All this is tax payers' money

And you've just squandered it!

Let me tell you

The dish I ate before...

costs only 2,000 coins

2,000 coins?

Yes, only that much

But you spent 256 taels of gold...

and some more

That some more a lone must be over 2,000 coins

You are all well-fed and strong

Yet you're all a bunch of brainless buns

Simply garbage

Please punish us!

Everyone of you is not worthy

You are all fools.

Ho Te-ching

Yes

Bring Hunch back Lo here

Please hurry up

Your Majesty!

You may rise

Thanks, your Majesty

Liu Yung

Present

Do you know why I asked you here?

I know, but...

I am Chief Of Justice, and Secretary-general...

Royal Academy, in charge of courts,

five cities and six departments

I maintain discipline, supervise

National and foreign ministers

to ensure that State law is observed

I am not concerned with...

the preparation of dishes.

One should mind one's own business

If not, the world will be in chaos

So who should be in charge of this?

The Royal Tea room and kitchens

Official Ngo Yung-an, the Interior Minister

It ought to be his lookout, I guess

But he's too ignorant to take care of it

I personally am not competent for this

Please help me, Official Liu

I'm already too busy with my own affairs

How would I be able to spare time for this?

I... don't mind others' matters

Come on. Stop it.

What did I do?

I heard Official Ngo...

and the Commander

abused their duties to...

check whorehouse and accuse the wrong

That's not true! What the hell?

Aren't you interfering in others' affairs?

Why don't you mind your own business?

Can you take care of it?

Right

Well, I almost forgot.

Ngo Yung-an

Yes...

Do you plead guilty?

I... I...

I mean, it's okay to interfere...

But you've to do your own job well

Even if you can't,

abusing the imperial name just isn't done.

Right. Isn't this being dishonest?

Well...

Besides, Gilded Jade and green Parrot...

is a well-known Suzhou delicacy

Here red is red, green is green,

yellow is yellow, white is white

But you can't even tell black from white

Doesn't matter if you can't work well

But you shouldn't cheat the emperor

Yes, that's outrageous

Imperial Office treats me like a kid

Ho Te-Ching

Take Ngo Yung-an out and behead him

Emperor...

Hold it.

Mr. Ngo is surely guilty

but please remember his worthy services

I plead for your mercy

If you kill a major official...

just because of a dish

The imperial inspector may criticize

and affect your reputation

What's your opinion then?

Better give him a chance to redeem his sin

Today the Jade, Parrot dish

has to be made by him

I'd rather you killed me, Your Majesty

I... I don't how to make it

Then try to learn

Any craftsman...

must first study his art

But how can I find a teacher?

Preparing this feast is beyond me

But this is a common household dish

Please do me a favor then

Come on...

Mr. Ngo, you know the tradition

Come on...

There's a rite for worshipping a teacher

Right, there must be a ceremony

Master, please help

Please help him

Okay

That's alright. No need to bow

What all would be required for preparation?

Why don't you have respect for me?

Master, what ingredients are required?

Look!

Yes

Rinse the spinach

Clean it!

Fry both sides of the tofu

Brown on the outside and white inside

It's like gold in a white jade

like Gilded Jade, as it is called

Master, the vegetable is here

Place it there

This is right

Not tot ally right

What else do we need?

We need some music

How is the song?

I heard Miss San singing when I ate it

Miss San...

No, it should be Miss Shan

Shan Wu. Miss Shan

Shan of Shan Wu

She's the sister of my uncle�s...

daughter's nephew

How did she sing?

My cousin's sister is a native of Suzhou

She sings Suzhou's Pingdang

She plays and sings at the same time

I can well remember the verses

I don't know Pingdang,

but just some Shandong tunes

Try to hum it for me then

Over here?

Would it be proper singing here?

No problem, if I approve it

Come on

Please forgive me

Let me explain the lyrics first

Miss Shan hails from the Han tribe

She wears green, satin wooden bow shoes...

embroidered with flowers underneath

and crimson blossoms on the toes

It's very much like a red beak parrot

The song title is Gilded Jade

Please forgive me if I don't sing well

What does that mean?

Tuning the string

I'll start now

Gilded Jade in White, Red Beak Parrot

Such lovely pretty feet!

On my shoulders I carry you along

I caress your back and your hands

My frivolous darling, you ruffle my hair

I can't bear to hold!

Leave now...

Long live my emperor

A rise

Thank you, Your Majesty

What's about Qing Dynasty?

Our dynasty...

In June, the 7th year of Kang Hsi's reign...

there was a big earth quake in Shantung

Mount Chi Hsia erupted and there was a flood

Quite unusual at Lutai and Mount Qixia

13th Year, earth quake in the capital

18th Year, another earth quake

34th Year, earthquake in Shanxi

January, September and December of

35th Year, earthquake in the capital

In March-Spring of 36th Year,

Eclipse, earthquake in the capital

37th Year, earthquake in the capital

44th Year, a big tremor in the capital

45th Year, earth quake in the capital

20th Year of Qianlong, eclipse,

earth quake in Kiangsu

That earthquake must have been an...

after-shock of the last one

It seems an enormous sum is needed for relief

About 400 million taels

Does the reserve hold this much?

If not, it'd be raised by the public

Yin Chi-hsien

Yes

How about the vault of Kiangsu?

Disasters for years. It's empty

Every official tried their best

to avoid over-spending and waste

We're honest and sincere

Don't be pitiful

Now the world is condemning

Officials should be responsible

and work to the utmost

Now we need 400 million taels

I've told Liu and Ngo to raise half of it

and you'll be responsible for the other half

Well...

Okay. That's it

You should be grateful

Thank you, Your Majesty

A rise

Goodness gracious! How can we raise so much?

Right

Mr. Kao, did you see the emperor's face?

No. Did you?

No, I tried a several times

But I dared not raise my head

Me too

Captain Liu

May I help you, sir?

About the 200 million taels

You're eloquent and tricky

Use it to raise half of it

Then what about official Ngo?

He and I will raise 100 million taels first

Why?

He's a honest man

Him!

He's honest? A honest man

These 12 silver ingots will be used...

to raise a 200 million tael relief fund

We spilt it into two

Mr. Ngo and I will raise half,

and you, the other half

That is not fair

Let's divide it into 3 portions then

I'll take two portions, eight pieces

The other portion can be regarded Mr. Ngo's

Well...

Then we'll each raise our own

Okay

It's agreed

You can't take the pickle away

Don't worry. I'll go check the bean curd

Let him take it

It'll kill you if you've it

Better die than live uncomfortably

Why should I have it?

You...

Waiter, where's my tea?

What?

It's good to be alive

Everyone has his own problems

Mine is even more serious

There's always a solution

It's a father's duty to teach his son

It's my fault

He's a gambler, losing all the money

and owes the loan shark a great deal

Debtors come to ask for money

My wife died because of this

I tried hard to borrow 30 taels of silver

and he gambled it away again

Where did he lose?

At the Wan Li House casino

He said he lost 30 taels and even...

pawned his cheongsam for 2,000 coins

3,000 coins!

2,000 coins!

Waiter, hurry up

What a memory!

I've told you several times already

You just make me worried

Go and check it out now

Let's go

Bet...

Bet...

Showdown!

Opened

4 points... dragon

Bet...

Showdown!

16 points... four, Green Dragon

Dragon! Green Dragon!

Bet...

Hsiang Hsi, you're really good

Even your aunt has the same feeling

Wash the hands

Yes

Wan Lung!

What's the matter, Hsiang Hsi?

You saw TaFeng last night?

Would you like to get laid with her?

You better go and massage your aunt's leg!

Well? Are you going to open?

It needs patience to make money

No hurry, brother

Come on...

Bet...

I want Tiger but not Dargon

Come on

What do you want?

Looking for someone!

Whom?

My son

What's the surname?

Called Chou

Chou?

Get out or I'll hit you!

Tzu Hu...

Mother!

What's the matter?

Outside is an old man with joss paper,

ingots & candles, running upstairs

Blast! Kick him out

Get lost

Get lost

Showdown!

16, Green Dragon four!

Green Dragon4

Come on

4... always 4

Come on

Shit face

Don't laugh

Draw...

Bet...

The asshole forgot to shake

Must be dragon again

Dragon 4

It's done

We bet one again

Bet...

Bet now

Bet...

Open...

Showdown...

Showdown... Three

Then the result is 3

Come again...

Three...

Lost everything again!

When he got home, he wept before me

I was angry and hit him

He just ran away

Now my wife is lying dead at home,

Tell me what...

Yung An, give him some change

No... no...

You're' very kind

The present emperor is incompetent

and neglects affairs of the State

There're few good men like you

Did you say the emperor is incompetent?

Impossible! He's quite a good ruler

Good? I heard in the palace...

he has hundreds of concubines

He listens to the evil Ngo to build...

a tunnel from palace to Suzhou hutong

to meet the famous courtesan Miss San

Now he comes to Suzhou...

to look for the Miss Liu and Jiu

He philanders day and night without...

so much as a care for his people

There's too few good men like you

It's hard to find now

I couldn't payback your debt

I'll serve you in my next life

Getup. No need

Thanks

Where's Wan Li Casino?

Somewhere near Hsuan Miao Temple

Let's go

Waiter, bill

Place you bet...

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Different tables accept

different kind of money

Gamble with life instead of money

My life?

Yes, the price of life differs

A young man is more worthy

than an old man

Take the money if you win. Mortgage your...

land, house, family or friends if you lose

Pay back if you can

If not, he'll be sold...

abroad as a slave

What's this?

Five Woods

Five Woods?

Lu

Lu!

This is what ancients call gambling

You're smart, kid

5 woods all black is 'Lu'

All white is "Pai"

This is 'zhi'

White with black line is Chicken

The black with white line is Ox

2 niu 3 bai is Calf

Kid, let's play some games

No, I don't know how to play

Of course, only few people know

Not even the Emperor

Right, he can't play either

How do you know?

Who says so?

Didn't you say it?

Right, I did

Come on

Don't tell anyone else

or they'll think I'm lying

Last time Qianlong visited Yangzhou

Emperor Chien Lung invited me for dinner

Invited you out for dinner?

Dinner

Yes, we had a good time and drank so much

We chatted happily

All of a sudden...

he knelt down on his knees

and kowtowed three times to me

The emperor bowed to you. Why?

He wanted to be my godson

Did you accept it?

I said I was just a commoner

I dared not accept it

And then?

Then he knelt down and begged of me

and I had to oblige

It would be so hard on you

Right. I had no choice

After the dinner, he proposed...

to play a game of chess

sort of to gamble with him

How can chess be called gambling?

That's why I knew he didn't know to play

Is that a fact?

Ox!

Blow...

What's this?

There's a legend

What's it?

Lying

Lu

What did you say?

I said, it was "Ox"

But two Oxen, three whites is Calf

Should be 'du', not 'niu'

I tell you, young fellow

Don't think that I'm lying

I'm Li Chang-li

Mr. Wan and I own this casino

We both have equal shares

He's called Wan Shih-hu

That's why it's called Wan Li Casino

Gambling is always cheating

Wan Shih opened casinos outside

I started casinos inside

When Wan died,

his wife checked...

and tells me my share is worth nothing

And I also owe them 5000 taels of silver

I mean, they're unscrupulous. It'll be

fine when my granddaughter is back

Your granddaughter?

Yes, Hsiao Li-pao. Fang Shih-yu...

taught her martial arts in Kwangtung

I'll teach them a lesson when she's back

It's true. I'm not lying

I'm 98 now

My body still works good

My ears and eyes are still strong

See this white beard?

I'm not boasting

You don't look like 98

Is he really 98?

Who says so? He is 69

He lied that the emperor was his godson

I could say the emperor was my godson too

Bet...

Excuse me, please...

Bet...

Over here please...

Bet...

Bet... showdown

You're here. This way

Tea please

Coming

Opened

Showdown...

16 points, four... Dragon

Bet...

Come again...

Bet...

Bet...

How much will you bet?

Everything on this

All on Dragon

2... 4... 2... 4

I think to bet all on Tiger

I don't like Tiger, better bet on Dragon

Green Dragon!

Bet...

Bet...

Bet...

Bet

Showdown! Showdown!

Four

12 points, four, Dragon

12 points, four

You really are fortunate

Bet...

All bet on Dragon

Dragon

Dragon...

A row of Dragons, brother

If so, it'll be a lot of money

Small money wins big fortune.

Showdown!

Open

Opened

Showdown! 16 points, four, Dragon

Dragon! Again!

How many times?

4 times in a row

The old bets on Dragon. The young follows

Everyone just bets on Dragon

They know nothing. No need to be scared

It's strange

Deal with the youngster first, then the old man

Take it easy

One's got to take the risk

What fruits do you have? Anything fresh?

Yes, lychees just arrived. Anything?

Peel half of them for me

Let's try them

Are you the proprietress here, WanJen-mi?

That's no way to address me!

Are you the proprietress then?

My own surname is Yen

I married Wan and became Mrs. Wan

They make fun of me and...

and gave me this nickname

Everyone must be bewitched by you

Sir, you're too bright...

to become obsessed

I'm afraid I'm going to lose money

Green Dragon!

Dragon

Everyone wins money

Someone must lose all!

Everyone wins and someone loses

What's your name, sir?

Kao Tien-chi, from Peking

Really?

No wonder you speak fluent Mandarin

This lychee is a gift for the Emperor

Let's try it

Compliments, huh?

Should it be sent to the Emperor?

The emperor?

Who cares about the Emperor?

Since it passed through Suzhou,

we had to keep something for ourselves

Besides, since you're here,

We've to save some to serve you

It's said, this variety is very rare...

and the annual crop is limited

Some is kept every time passing a place

so what will be left for the Emperor?

The emperor couldn't try this

He only gets Kill the Bull

Kill the Bull?

What does it mean?

Because its size and stone are...

big enough to kill a bull

Big size and stone. Isn�t it good?

Big size okay, but small pit would be better

The quality of lychees varies with time

First, the March Red, 2nd, April Kuei Tzu

Third, Kill the Bull, taken by the court

Fourth, Concubine's Smile

Is that for the Imperial Concubine Yang?

Right, but there's some difference

What Yang had is from Sichuan

Szechuan Kuei Wei, & no. 6 is Glutinous Rice

No. 7 is Black Leaf, no. 8 Kuei Chih.

Come on. Try it

A pity I can't take it

How come? Don't you like sweet stuff?

I do, but I can't eat them

I can't try anything sweet. It's diabetes

Then something savory perhaps

Get me some salty meat

Salty meat it is

Hanzhou is like the heaven on earth

You should try everything here

For sour taste, add more vinegar

For spicy taste, add more ginger

I wonder this game is sour or spicy

Hsiang Hsi, how do you make a living?

I'm responsible for the dice

Then open it

I saw you guys having a good chat

I nearly forgot the game

Open

Showdown...

Open...

24 points, four

Dragon! Green Dragon four

This is Glutinous Rice, that is Green Leaf

Not bad

Maybe your husband is "green"

What is he talking about?

Foreign language

I only said this lychee is not bad

Delicious

Bastard

You've got to watch your mouth

You're graceful and beautiful

What are they talking?

Oh, just flirting around

Wan Lung!

Bet...

Bet on Dragon

Bet one

Bet. All of them

Dragon King's temple has been awash

The Dragon King and Queen are in pain

Done...

Bet...

Which one?

Done

Bet...

Bet

No more bet

Bet

Open

Showdown

Row, row, shake to Grandma's Bridge

Four, four, four, Dragon...

Four...

Damnit! The "Dragon Inn"

Your wife is callin' you

What is it? I can't leave now

What's the matter?

Shit. Something's happened

I don't have time

You forget to take this

What is it?

Your snuff-box!

What the hell! Being so sneaky...

What sneaky?

You better wish me luck

You're ignorant, you've no vulture

It's "culture", not vulture

Excuse me

Excuse me, my foot

Excuse...

Shit! What a tiger!

I'm sorry. Draw...

Bet...

Look! That hand again!

Don't worry, bet on dragon!

Bet

No more stakes! Bet... bet

Bet...

Never mind

No problem

Pardon?

It doesn't matter

Open...

One pair of twelve, 24,four, Dragon

Wan Lung...

Stop shouting!

It's the 13th time now

Carry him out

I need to do business

Take him outside

Carry him out. Take him away at once

Shit. Always 4

Too many 4

Damnit! I'll be finished even if you aren't

Bloody hell!

Damn!

What the..!

I'm unfortunate to have married you

You don't take care of the kids

and lose all the money in gambling

What? What did you say?

Stop playing the fool

What do you want?

Come a long with me

Damnit!

Open your big eyes

Am I your wife?

You're of course my wife. I'll know you...

even if you changed your face

Up to now, I am...

still a virgin

Even if I'm going to marry someone...

it definitely won't be you

What is your proof?

You say I've no proof

Listen up, everyone

She has a mark on her leg

Ask her to strip if you don't believe

Yes strip..!

Pants off

Don�t be shy

So what?

Pants off

Bull shit

Ask your mom to take her pants off!

Shit! My mom is your mother-in-law

You disrespect her. Leave with me

Don't ruin the food. Delicious

A gift to the Emperor from Canton

What? Doesn't it taste good?

This is not Green Leaf, nor Kill the bull

but it�s Kill the Pig

Bitch, don't slaughter your husband!

Dirty Mouth!

How on earth could you pick up this fool?

I never knew this chick could fight

I slap you at the ear 4 times

and let you taste the March Kuei Wei

You... asshole

If you're my husband, come over now

I'm coming over

Careful, everyone

I'm coming

Go back if you're my husband

If not, get the hell out of here

I'm leaving

Don't fool around

and open your eyes wide

I'm not that easy going

I thought you're my wife. My mistake

I'm leaving

Stop

You made a mistake

She's the bandit Li Ling-feng

What rubbish!

What has that bandit got to do with me?

The "wanted" notices are everywhere

Do I look like the 45-year-old Li?

You dress in man's clothes and come here

You're definitely up to no good

If you're not a bandit, come home with me

Home? Are you running the magistracy?

Even if you don't want the 5,000 reward,

you should help remove a public evil

Come on

Yes!

Tie him up and take him into Court

Oh yes!

Hit...

Press and hit

Hit...

Right... hit

Hit him hard!

Good. Little dumpling with vegetable

What?

What are you doing?

I'm getting back the money I won

It should have been fine

but someone would disagree

Who?

I need to cash in. Do you hear me?

Deaf, is it?

It's easy

You just have to tell me

It'll be done anytime

Let's go to the Court to change it

Court?

I wanted to...

but I'm afraid someone may object

Who?

My fists and kicks

What are looking at?

Go to fight her one by one

We're taking a robber! Come on!

Yes

Old man

Your money is still there

After her!

Hurry up

Hold it

You came early, and he came later

You bet on Dragon. So does she

Dragon King and Queen, Man and Woman

So you've all ganged together

What? What ganged together?

Follow me

Tzu-hu, what are you doing?

Mr. Gao is definitely a decent man

He has nothing to do with her

Isn't it confusing?

I don't care who you're

It's got nothing to do with me

Of course

You work for the Heaven Emperor

and we work down the Hell

It's a very big difference

It's not only big difference

Waiter, change the chips for them

After what has happened...

we must let the Court handle this

Don't worry. The money...

will be kept at the cashier

You may have it back later

No, I'm going to Yangzhou tomorrow

To Yangzhou

What the hell!

Sounds like you're the emperor

Disrespect to the emperor is treason.

What? Do you wanna rebel?

Nonsense, this is a gambling house

You've my money if I lose

If I win, I can leave with the money

Take away the money, eh?

Okay. You're going to Yangzhou

I'll cash in for you

I'll take care of it. You come with me

Please wait here, sir

I...

That tramp has escaped!

Too bad! Did you report it to the court?

Someone's already gone

This is fungus. Try it

I know you can't eat sweet things

So I put lotus seed as well

Thank you

The total is 3,527,846

million taels

Well, go out!

Where's my key?

What?

Darn it! You saw it

No, I didn't

I mean the mole mark below my navel

Mark? What mark?

Don't pretend. You'd have seen it!

But still lying to me

I really want to see it now

Why?

Gold!

3,527,846...

taels of gold

You're obsessed with money

It's better than being obsessed with sex

In fact,

The fatty said there's a mark on...

the girl's leg. Do you believe it?

Well...

My dad Wan Li-teng is a fortune-teller

Hence I know a lot about mole marks;

especially in case of women

Marks near the eyes and forehead...

mean you're always horny

Same as those near the corner of eyes

Those further back the much worse

For those who is wide between eyes...

and will be same between cheeks.

If there're marks near eyes, there'll be

marks below the arm pits

If marks below the lips on the right,

there'll be marks on left ankle

You've a mark here

I have a mole near my navel

Take a look

This old bastard takes advantage of me

You harass my mother

You...

Bastard!

Help me avenge my father!

Kill him!

Kill him

Shit!

Come on...

4 Dragons in a row

Come on

What? Want to set a fire?

What the heck!

Tie him up!

Yes

Hurry up

Come with me

Please come, Miss. We've been waiting

Please...

Bring him here

Yes

Let's go

Four, Dragon!

What're you doing?

I'm looking for His Excellency

Go on in

Report, Your Excellency

Who?

I'm Wan Tzu-hu

What's the matter?

As expected, that chick is gathering...

her people to come here

I know

Court!

Who is it?

Official of Suzhou, Tsao Chi-tan

Scrambled eggs?

No, Chi-tan

Asshole

Bring the convict

Yes

Bring the criminal

Get going

Down

Your name

What's your name? Who're your parents?

Home address? State clearly

I'm Li Pao-erh from Kwangtung

My parents died. Raised by grandpa

What's his name?

Li Chang-lai, a partner of Wanli Casino

Our dad solely owns the Wan Li Casino now

It's your dad, not "ours"

Yes! His grandpa owes us 5,000 taels

Li, where did you get your money from?

Stole or robbed?

Where did you do it?

I looked for my grandpa and met an...

old man with white beard on the way

He gave me 8 silver ingots

and asked me to bet the same

as an old man in red gown

Win or lose. Bet the same as he did

The man bet 4 gold fillets on Dragon

I didn't feel like and bet on the tiger

The result was Dragon. Then I followed him

The man who gave you the ingots...

what is his name?

He told me his name is Liu Yung

Liu Yung?

The Royal Scholar of Imperial School

Did you get that right?

Can't be sure

Who's the man in purple gown?

Over there

Is that him?

Right

He cheated and assaulted me

He said he's Kao Tien-chi from Peking

Bring Kao Tien-chi

Count on me!

Don't! I can walk myself!

Court!

On your knees!

Why don't you kneel down?

Are you still in training?

Have you passed the test?

I've lifted weights

Are you a graduate in military arts?

I run fast and quick, high and low

but never participated

Have you won any honors?

Oh, I have used the bow

Aiming and shooting...

while riding

You have no respect!

Why don't you kneel down...

if you have no qualification?

My family code for bids kneeling in court

And whom would you kneel before?

Before Heaven, Earth, God...

Parents and Saints

Don't you know the order of the Emperor?

Have you no respects for the Emperor?

Well, I see no Emperor

Here I only see a Suzhou magistrate...

named Tsao Chi-tan,

a corrupted and shifty scrambled egg

My name is Tsao Chi-tan

which means "doing good",

Not fried egg

But you're a scumbag cheating the...

government and taking others' property

So what?

You've no proof. You insult the official

disrupt the orders of the court

How dare you!

I found you a man with manners

I thought you're a scholar

and we could talk it over

Since you don't respect the Emperor,

I've to do it by the book

You know...

Nothing is above the law

If you were an Emperor,

your square head is...

unfit to wear a crown,

and your figure is...

unfit for Imperial robes

If you're the emperor. I'll be your father

Even if you're the emperor,

I'm the official of this place

You created trouble and assaulted the...

police and kidnapped officials

You'll be punished with being hit by...

stick 500 times and need led with arrow

You'll be seriously tortured and then,

let's see if you respect the Emperor

If you don't respect Emperor, what about me?

Let me tell you...

Only an Emperor would see no Emperor

in his eyes.

What nonsense! If you can't,

perhaps then you are the Emperor!

Report

Your Excellency

What's the matter?

Commander of Jiang lin Ji Luntai,

Chief Official of Suzhou Pi Cheng-shu

and Liu Yung to welcome the emperor

To welcome the emperor?

Official Liu said the emperor and...

Chief Official of Imperial Office

Ngo Yung-an visited the Wan Li Casino

What? Are you out of your mind!

Official Liu is here

Please excuse me for being late

Long live the Emperor

A rise, Liu Yung

Thank you, Your Majesty

Tsao Chi-tan of Suzhou Office...

was proved to be corrupted

linking with Wan Li Casino and...

cheating money from the innocent people

He's hereby relieved of his post

Yes

The casino is confiscated for aid fund

Yes

Bastard!

I'm looking for my granddaughter

Little Li Pao

Grandpa

Oh, Little Li Pao!

Grandpa...

Why're all these people kneeling down?

Who is he?

He's the emperor

Emperor?

Right. Didn't you remember...

I invited you for dinner?

After we ate and drank cheerfully

having a good chat,

I bowed to you 3 times...

and asked you to be my godfather

Grandpa, was it true?

Of course, it's true

Did you hear it?

It thought you're lying

I'd never lie to you, dear

Oh, Grandpa...

How are you?

Had you not seen it your self,

you'd have thought I was bluffing

Grandpa doesn't lie

Liu Yung

Yes

This time I won 3 million taels

You followed me...

and won 1 million

You did a good job

You brought me luck

I owe it all to you

I couldn't have won without you

All right...

Have the tablet carved with my father's...

writing moved to Hanshan temple

I've thought of 8 characters. Read them out

...before inscribing them

Yes

The Emperor came to Kiangnan...

aiding the people in disaster.

He graciously granted us his writing

We're kneeling to listen to it

Your inscription is really excellent

It has 8 characters, which are...

It means: Gambling is not forbidden

and petty gambling is entertainment

The 8 words are...

Betting less is much more enjoyable

Thanks, Your Majesty

Long live Our Majesty

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