Original subtitles

Be careful over here, OK?

Ohh I don't know how I didn't see

that snake. You've got to get the

venom out quicker, you could lose theleg.

Don't stop.

Here, drink this. Thanks, you're awfully

nice to help out a complete

stranger like this.

What were you doing down here in the

middle of the jungle anyway?Ohh,

I I was on a boat cruise

on the Amazon and we were attacked.

Attacked. Ohh yeah, by by natives and

and they were cannibals and, and they

were trying to eat me. And I

don't mean in a good way. It

barely escaped with my life. Well, I've

been. Down here over five years and I've

never had any negative troubles.

So what are you doing down here anyway,

besides rescuing damsels in distress? I

run a little business down here. And what

kind of business operates deep in the

Amazon jungle? It's an import export type

of thing. And exports,

you know, you ask a lot of

questions for a girl who just got

bitten by a poisonous stink. Sorry, I

just must be a little shaken up.

I'm not used to big giant snakes.

It at least not the poisonous kind.

It's OK. I just like my privacy

so. Import. Export, huh.

That means you spend all

day putting things in and

taking things out. In and

out, in and out.

Something like that.

So why don't you show me?

Ohh yeah,

ohh.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Ohh

ohh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Come on.

Oh.

Ohh.

Oh oh.

Import, Export. My eye. This guy's into

illegal contraband or my name isn't Tanya

X. Of course, it isn't really Tony

X, but that's besides the point.

What are you doing? Hold it right

there. Where were you keeping that gun?

Wouldn't you like to know? Ricardo? You

know my name. I know all about

you and your little smuggling operation

shipping fresh bananas. Into the US

when you know that the fruit

and vegetable market is depressed right

now. Have you no sense of

patriotism? Who are you? I'm Agent

Tanya X with the Bureau of

International Knowledge, Intelligence and

Non Standard Investigations. You heard

me. I'm the girl from Bikini. Damn

it. We've been wise to you for months

and I was sent here to shut you

down permanently. Agent Tanya to Director

Martin. Agent Tanya to Director Martin.

Come in, please.

This is Director Martin. Go ahead, Tanya.

Director Martin, I have got Ricardo in

custody and he was smuggling the fruit,

just as we suspected. Excellent work,

Tonya, but that's not important. I need

you back at Bikini HQ immediately. Yes,

ma'am. What's the big emergency agent

Tanya, I am about to send you on

the most important. Assignment of your

career.

Ah, Agent Tanya, come on in. I trust

you had a pleasant flight back from South

America? Yes, ma'am. The military airlift

picked me up. In Bogota, it was just

me and 200 combat weary veterans who

hadn't seen a woman in six months. I hope

that wasn't a problem. No, not at all.

They stood at attention and I saluted.

Well done. We do like to support our

troops. Thank you. And you got Ricardo

turned over to the FDA? Yes, ma'am, for a

while. I wasn't sure if he had

a banana in his pants or he was just

happy to see me. Turns out it was both.

Excellent. Now on to the assignment that

I was telling you about. Yes, you said it

was very important. It is only the most

important assignment of your career. Has

some third world dictator come into

possession of nuclear weapons? No. To

some evil genius planet of plot

for world domination, huh? Sarah Palin

running for president? Bite your tongue.

No, what we're dealing with here

is counterfeit money. Counterfeit money?

Is that all? Is that all?

In the last six months, over $2,000,000

in counterfeit currency has been

discovered being distributed in the

Waterfront District. The quality of the

fake money is better than we've seen

in decades. We believe a foreign

government is behind this. You do

understand the implications?Sure, the

US government has done enough to

destabilize its economy without any

outside help. This cannot be allowed to

continue. Not at all. So what's my

assignment? We're going to be sending you

undercover into one of the most prominent

businesses in the area. A lot of the

funny money is passed right through this

storefront. $2,000,000 in six

months. That must be a pretty

successful business. Ohh it is. It's

called yield sex shop. Yield sex

shop. No toy too big, no

hole too small. I see you're

familiar with them.

Just in passing. Well,

we're not sure if they're a front for the

counterfeiters or just an unfortunate

victim of this evil plot. That is what

you were to find out. Roger that. Now

wiggle your little asss on out of here.

Get down to the lab. Newton has some

equipment for you for this assignment.

Yes, ma'am, Right away.

There ought to be a law.

All right, Newton, what do you got for me

this time?Agent Tanya, pleasure

to finally meet you.

You're not mutant, but I am. You're

probably used to my father. I'm. I'm

Newton Junior. Everybody just calls me

Junior. What happened to your father's?

Holy hell started to go about five years

ago. So he he finally retired. It was

it was really about time. Five years ago.

That's strange. That's about when I met

him. Anyway, what a crazy gadgets

do you have for me this time? Well,

despite the quality of the counterfeit

money, it has one flaw. The ink they

used can be detected when wearing these.

If the money is counterfeit, it'll glow

red when viewed through those glasses.

I got it. You're also going to want to

plan a hidden camera inside the shop so

that we can observe any activity when

you're not around. I put one

in this.

So it would blend in better with the

shop. It's right here in the tip. So

you're going to want to face that in any

direction of anything you think we should

observe. Ohh, my what?

Isn't this a little big? I mean, couldn't

you have made it just a little bit

more realistic? Why? I wasn't sure how

big those things normally were, so I just

modeled it after myself.

Ohh new.

Death.

Yes.

Yeah.

Stop.

Just like in the end, she's

right.

Knocking on your door? Yeah.

To look for you.

The light goes down. That is

where she closes When when you

take your last breath.

Where's the gas?

Now. Stop.

Beyond that?

The rougher you look inside.

And when she.

And you said your last breath.

Once again.

When you die, you die.

When you die.

Get rid of my baby.

Yeah.

Where?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm

just

glad

it's

the

end.

Yeah.

Ohh man.

And you take.

Where's your daddy?

Where did you die now?

You're the brilliance of the vowels.

We're in the bedroom, the light goesdown.

This man.

What?

When you die.

Play.

Agent Tonya Newton, aren't you aware that

I recently installed security cameras

throughout headquarters so that I could

monitor everything? If you're going to be

putting out, it needs to be on company

time. Now get going.

Sorry, I haven't forgot this.

I'll be right with you. Ohh no worries,

take your time.

Can I help you?

Are you interested in this item?

Uh, no, sorry.

Can I help you find something? I'm Daisy

May and I'm a reporter for Sex Today

magazine and I want to do a story on this

store and you are My name is Sandy. I own

this place. I

have to tell you, Daisy May

is it? I keep up with

all the trade publications and I

can't seem to recall yours. Well,

we're new, but very promising. And

where can I find your magazine?

Online. Online. So your blog.

But we get dozens of hits a month, and

it's just a matter of time before we take

off. I see. OK. Well, what can I do for

you, Daisy May?

Just a few questions. Go ahead. I

understand that you run quite a lucrative

business here and in today's economy,

that's quite a feat. We do OK, but

your store is in a disreputable part of

town. I mean, with all the money that's

passing through here, aren't you afraid

of being robbed?Their clientele has to

be a bit on the sketchy side.

Well, actually I find that consumers have

sex paraphernalia are hardworking,

upright, decent individuals who just

happen to find an occasional use for

a ball gagger. But plug? Yeah, I

see, but what about credit card fraud

or counterfeit money?That can happen

anywhere. What makes you say that? Ohh, I

hear things by talking to people for the

blog. Well, we don't seem to have a

problem with that. Next question. OK, so

what's it like working in an environment

surrounded by sex all day long? I mean,

don't you get tired of it?

Well, you would think I would,

but no.

I'm actually very lonely.

But you wouldn't have a problem with that

being a beautiful woman.

OK, I'm going to go lock

the door now. I think it's

closing time. That's a good idea

because I'm open for business.

Oh.

Huh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ah.

Well.

Huh.

Umm.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Yeah.

Thanks for the interview. Did you get

everything you needed? Ohh I believe I

did and then some.

You know, I should really buy something

before I leave since you've been so

kind. That's not really necessary. No.

Why you insist? Well, we have a

large assortment of leather straps and

dog collars for any occasion.

I think I'll just buy this condom.

OK. Do you have change though? All

I have is this 100. Sure, no

problem.

There you go. Thanks.

You're welcome. Come again.

Anytime. I already did

twice.

Pins up, sister.

Is this a sex game? Because honestly,

I'm kind of worn out from earlier

new tricks, Sandy. Well, in that case.

It looks like we have a Mexican standoff.

Do I look Mexican to you?

How clever of you. Now listen, I'm

an agent from Bikini and I'm placing

you under arrest. I don't think so.

Sandy Bottoms Secret Service What? I've

been working this case for months

deep undercover on the counterfeit ring.

Don't any of you guys from Bikini read

your intelligence memos?Books.

Yeah, thank God no one else is here. You

would blow my cover. So

what's going on? Who's behind the funny

money? The mob? Well, specifically big

balls Parker and his plaything knockers

Malone. The waterfront is their

territory. And why are you here? The

Secret Service set me up with a cover to

infiltrate the mob, and then we set this

place up to launder the phony money.

For what purpose? It's not the money,

it's the printing plates that are

important. They're practically flawless.

And if it wasn't for the 8th that

they used in the printing process, we

would have never detected it. Well, why

wouldn't they have just used better ink?

We're in a recession, I think is not

cheap, Right? It's right, Right. Right.

So I've managed to gain the trust of

Parker and his gang, and the word is

Parker wants to sell the plates to the

highest bidder and I intend to be there

when he does. So where are the plates

now? Parker has a nightclub across town

called Beebies. We suspect the plates and

the printing press are there, but we

haven't been able to confirm it.

You know, I got to find a way to

meet this Mr. Parker. It's not easy. He

is notoriously choosy for who he lets

into his inner circle.

Don't underestimate me, Sandy. If anyone

could suck up to big balls, it's

me.

Perfect.

Ah ah, I love the smell of

counterfeit money in the morning.

More in the evening, or anytime actually.

Hey babe, honey, the boys tell me

the press is running again and there's

just oodles and oodles of money being

made knockers. The day I got those

plates from that homeless Harry Krishna

on Venice Beach was the happiest day

of my life. In exchange for a

hot lunch. Baby, you

are so clever. He boy, you

have to be clever when you're

the boss of the entire waterfront

territory as well as a portion

of the north side east of

Main Street. But Phoebe, I don't

understand. Why would you want to

sell the plates when they make us

so much money?

Ohh my dear, such a simple mind. It's a

good thing your chest could be used as an

emergency flotation device. Or I'm really

not sure what purpose she was served.

Uh.

I'll tell you later.

What about yourself?

Ohh wow.

Ohh.

Ohh.

You know.

1.

Yeah.

There ain't nothing that you can't

do.

On the floor.

Wow.

Yeah.

Everything you need.

Oh

oh

ohh.

Little closer.

Afraid of me? Ohh.

Oh oh, Oh

yeah. Ohh yeah.

Awesome.

Ohh.

Oh oh.

Wow.

Yeah.

So I was saying before I was so

deliciously interrupted. Despite the

quality of those plates, sooner or later

they're going to catch on and if I can

sell them for a tidy sum, let's say.

$10 million OHH.

Then I can get exactly what

I always wanted, a big house

up on the hill with a

white picket fence, and we can

finally be married.

No, of course not. Don't be silly.

Ohh. A limo. It's

a really big long stretch when black,

right? With the bar and the TV. I

mean, that's living. Yay. And then with

that out of the way, I will take

over the entire organized crime network

of this city. Then eventually

the state. And

then the country. And

then the world.

Hello World.

Enter. Ah, Agent

Tanya. Good. So what did you learn

yesterday at ye old sex shop? Never

buy the display model. Probably. Very

good advice. By the way, we received

an internal intelligence memo this

morning telling us that the Secret

Service is running an undercover

operation out of that shop. Yeah,

I found that out the hard way,

said. So.

What's the latest? Well, the Secret

Service believes that the counterfeit

money is being manufactured by the local

mob boss, a guy by the name

of Big Balls Parker. Big Balls, huh?

Yeah, that does sound familiar to me.

He and his floozy Knockers Malone.

They're running this nightclub called

Beebies. Now, Agent Sandy believes that

the printing press and the plates are

being kept at that nightclub. That makes

sense. You'd want to keep them close. And

from what I understand, he rarely leaves

that club. Yeah, I got to find a

way to get into that nightclub.

Unfortunately, Bikini files have next to

nothing on the local mob. Really.

Essentially, up until about 5 minutes

ago, we officially denied the existence

of organized crime. How is that even

possible? It's the J Edgar Hoover way.

Ohh. However, we do have someone on our

payroll who may be able to help. Great.

Who is it? His name is Tony Baritone.

Wait a minute, isn't he?One of the

mobs top enforcers, A hired killer, yes,

and he plays a mean game of Canasta

as well. But what's important here is

that last year he secretly turned double

agent and now works for the FBI. He'll

know everything there is to know about

big balls and knockers. I can learn a

lot from him more. Importantly, he can

train you on the ways of the mob. They

speak their own language. They have their

own customs. It'll be like being in a

foreign country. It'll be like spending

the weekend on the Jersey Shore. Don't

worry, Director, I'll be sure to bone up.

I'm sure you will. You'll be working with

his FBI handler. He'll make sure that he

gets in. Contact with you soon. We're

going to want this to go down as soon

as possible. Absolutely. I'm always ready

to go down.

Yes, about that.

About what, ma'am?

Agent Tanya. When I first became head of

this organization, all I ever heard about

was the great Tanya X.

Thank you. I've looked through your file.

It's very impressive. You've battled some

versive elements on all four corners of

the globe and always managed to land with

your feet planted firmly straight in the

air. I always try to do my best

from Cairo to Iceland, Hong Kong to

Kashmir. I read that you once spent six

weeks. In a Turkish prison, how did you

ever manage to survive? Luckily I was in

anyone's type there, if you know what I

mean. From parachuting into

Pakistan to escaping across the Mongolian

border, your exploits are well known

within the halls of Bikini. I'm not

sure that I see the points, ma'am.

It is equally well known around the

office that you often put out from my

predecessors, all in the line of duty.

Agent Tonya, my question to you, is this,

just because a woman is now head of

this organization, what makes you think

anything has changed?

Yes, Sir.

Oh oh.

Ohh.

Oh. Umm.

Oh oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh.

Ohh,

oh

oh

oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh,

oh.

That's the work I should tell you.

You. How you, Tanya. How you doing,

baby? Don't baby me. Rex Cooper. What

the hell are you doing here? Director

Martin Sammy. I'm the FBI contact for

Tony Baritone. You were babysitting

baritone. Last I heard, you were on the

fast track to be a special agent in

charge. Yeah, well, things happen along

the way. Being with

the wrong head again, how was I supposed

to know it was a prime minister's

daughter? Some things never changed Coop.

Just like when we were dating.

Mind if I join you?

OK. But don't you get any ideas? I just

want to get down to business.

So tell me about this baritone. I hear

that he's a real dangerous guy. Ohh Tony

Barrett tongue one of the mobs most

deadly assassins. If you wanted a guy

taken out he was the man to go

to. 20 confirmed kills, many probables

and now he's working for the FBI.

About a year ago, Tony had

a little change of heart. Secretly

contacted the FBI. He's the most

important mob figure that's ever turned.

So after all those kills, he

just changed his tune? Sounds a

bit suspicious, yes? Well, people do

change, Tonya. Kind of

like me.

You and I are through. You are

not getting into my pants anytime soon.

Ohh come on Tanya. One

more time for all time sake.

Time sake. If I remember old

time sake correctly, I walked in

on you having sex with the

entire girls lacrosse team of Zurich

University. Ohh please. It was not

the entire team.

Gosh, just the midfielders. I stand

corrected. What about you? What about

you in that, that, that that

chic. Ohh, come on. I I

was doing my job. Your job.

Your job was the chic, not

the entire royal family.

The family that lays together stays

together. Ohh that's cute. It doesn't

matter what I have done. At least

I never slept with my partner.

Brenda, Susie, Maxine. Every partner you

ever had, you had sex with.

You forgot. Heather. Heather. You slept

with Heather? Yeah. Is she still

your partner? No. No. She transferred

out after I lost my promotion.

I have a new partner for

this case. Ugly woman.

Yeah, the kind that, you know, has been

in the apartment too long. Very majorly.

Really. Really.

Come on Tonya, give me a

second chance.

Well, I guess everyone does deserve

a second chance, but this is

it. One mistake and you're going

home with your manhood and a

purse. Hello, when

you talk dirty.

Ohh, I'd let you go.

Always drinking booze.

And I never remember.

My life.

Listening to the crazy songs

I sing.

After now.

Everything.

OK, let's do.

On the left you.

Volume down.

Here we go.

Figure out.

Ohh.

Oh oh.

All time.

Talking.

OK.

On the on the left

you down and I'm pressing

it down.

Ohh.

Oh, oh, oh.

OK, here we go.

Trying to figure out which one.

Somewhere

out

there.

Yeah.

Leaving now.

Thank you.

Umm.

God bless you.

All right.

Ohh

oh

oh.

Ohh.

Falling to this you.

You.

Ohh.

Alright.

I think that's the

phone.

Cooper here. Cooper, it's Sandy. We're

all set to meet with Tony here tonight at

the shop. He'll be here at 7:00 PM sharp.

OK, great. Sandy, we'll be there. You got

a partner?Ohh

hey Tanya, see you

tonight, old ugly matronly.

Ohh.

I don't know what could be keeping them.

They know to be here. Coops. Usually

right on time. You know what? I told you

the truth. All you would have done is

gotten pisssed off at me. Yeah, well, now

that I know, I'm curious to see. I was

right. Everything OK?

Ohh, yeah, yeah. Somebody's just got

their panties in a wad is all.

Jokes on you, I'm not wearing any

agent Tanya. Sandy, this is Tony

Baritone. He's going to be prepping you

for your undercover assignment with the

mob. Pleasure. Mr. Baritone, Please call

me Tony. Of course, Tony. It's so nice

to meet a real gentleman. Well, thanks.

Coops filled me in on everything you

need. I'm certain I'll be able to help

you. Yeah, I've got to be able to move

through this grimy, sleazy underworld

like I was born there. Believe me, by the

time I'm through with you, you'll be

plenty sleazy and grimy. It looks

like you guys have things well in hand,

so Sandy and I will just leave you to it.

Sandy.

Ohh yeah, right.

Hey, try not to bang her on the way

through the parking lot. You

know everything OK? Yeah, it's fine.

Let's let's get started. OK. The first

thing you have to know about the mob is

that they have their own language. If you

don't know the lingo they'll spy is a

phony. In a minute. You know what? I

think I got this. I was doing a little

research on my own last night. OK, Tell

me what you think. Ohh,

you dirty rat. You dirty rat. You

killed my brother on top of the

world. My top of the world.

What was that? I'm afraid you need to

reference more recent than an 80 year old

movie. The key thing

is to always look like you're supposed to

be there. These wise guys can smell fear

a mile away, and then they'll instantly

know you're a snitch. Snitch. A rat?

Stool pigeon. Come on, Tanya. You've got

to know these terms, OK? If they make

you, they'll call someone like me to ice

you. Yeah,

kill you. You know we don't want that,

right? If we say you're on the pad,

they'll want to greet you.

Bro that's disgusting. No, no, that's a

good thing. On the pad means you're

copping their payroll. Greasing means

we're going to give you a payoff.

Now, what you're going to be attending is

called a meat. As long as you don't

come off as a baboo, you'll be OK.

Go to meet No baboo. I think I

got this. Hey, I really appreciate it.

Tony. If this thing goes wrong, we can

all be hitting the mattresses.

Is that what the kids are calling it

these days? And remember, don't be a

squealer. And you know what they say,

loose lips sink ships. Luckily my lips

are as tight as a drum. Well, I can't

wait to find out. No promises on this

Wheeling though.

Hanging around.

It made me right there.

Drawback on Earth the risk that

you came from.

Leave me alone.

No.

No. Thank you.

You always got nothing today.

Too much.

In your face just to make you suffer.

Wow.

Who's that?

Leave me alone.

Uh.

No.

And nobody wants it.

Time in the world?

Ohh, you got that right.

Are you awake?

Ohh.

1989.

Umm.

Holy man.

Oh

oh

ohh.

Umm.

Nobody loves you.

Nobody wants

you.

Well, I've given you about all I have.

I'll say I'm going to go meet with Vibe,

lay all the groundwork for you, but the

rest is up to you. No

thanks, Tony. I couldn't have done it

without you.

Hey, it's me. I just saw

her. It's all in the works,

don't worry. Everything is going exactly

as planned.

Hello. Hello. Anybody

here? Right here. Tony. Hey,

kid. How's Tricks? Tricks. I

don't know anyone named Tricks,

should I? No, don't worry

about it. We're not open

yet, but would you like

a drink? Yeah, sure, that'd

be great.

Is Beebe here? He's in the back with

the, you know, right? That's what I want

to talk to him about, I think. Another

contender for the big auction.

Care about that silly old auction?

There's a lot of money to be

had, yeah. But he

just wants to spend it to

take over the world and stuff,

and I just want to get

married.

There's just no pleasing you, is there?

Hey Tony. Hey Boss Knockers, why don't

you go get change for tonight? No one's

going to pay to see you shake your titz

and asks when you're just like a slum.

She's dancing tonight.

Yeah, she's got her. Earn her keep

somehow. What can I do for you, Tony?

I think I have a potential buyer for the

plates. Ohh yeah, yeah. Her name is Angie

Palazzi. She works out of the sex shop

with Sandy.

Family. Yeah. She came out of Detroit,

worked for Marco's Boys, just moved into

town with some extra cash to spare,

looking for some action.

Tony, I'm a little reluctant to let

anyone into the auction that I I don't

know. Ohh.

So. Once you stop by

the shop tonight, she'll be working late.

You can check her out, make sure she's

legit. Sounds good. Think I'll do that.

Look, I got some things to finish before

I open, so why don't you stay and finish

your drink and I'll see you later at the

auction. Sounds great.

Hello Tanya, it's Tony. I just spoke to

Parker. He's coming down to see at the

shop tonight. I'm not

even ready. You'll have to be. But

listen, there's another thing. I told him

your name is Angie Palazzi and that you

were with the mob in Detroit. Are you

crazy? Do I look like an Angie Palazzi

from Detroit?

I got to go. Good luck.

Whatever.

Where's Phoebe? You got to take off.

So your dancer tonight? I didn't know

that. Yeah, it was Baby's idea. I

just wish I could stick around. I'm

sure you're great. Well, why don't I

give you a private show?

Say you're simple mind.

Rounding down.

Jen.

My

God.

Down by

your name.

Good away.

Ohh God ohh

no one.

Deadline.

Now.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Ohh,

oh

oh

oh.

Ohh yeah.

Yeah.

That was great, sweetheart. Baby's a

lucky guy.

Yeah, lucky.

I'll call you.

Did he enjoy it? Of course he did.

And he still thinks that we believe he's

part of the family and he must be as

dumb as you look.

It won't matter though after

the auction tomorrow night, our

young baritone. Would be

sleeping with the fishes.

So you and

Tanya. Because of

this so long ago? Really. Because it sure

looks to me like she's still in love

with you. Ohh. I can't help that, can't

I? It's not my fault she doesn't want

to leave my sight. Cooper, you've got to

go now. So I see what does Slow

down. Slow down. What? Big balls, Parker.

He's on his way to meet me here. This is

it. Tanya. You're not going to get a

second chance. You have to make a good

impression. Here's what we'll do. We're

gonna slip into the back. If you get in

any trouble, make an excuse to come back,

then we'll help you. OK. Good. OK, go.

You think she's up to it? Don't worry

about her. She could charm the pants off

any man or a woman.

Ohh hi can I help you?

I'm looking for Angie Palazzi. I'm

Angie. You're

Angie Palazzi.

Yeah, Angie Palazzi

from Detroit. yo-yo.

ABB Parker, I managed to beat

me Nightclub on 3rd St. Yeah,

I know who you are, Mr.

Parker. And do you? Tony told

me that you have an item

for sale. When

he said that, did he? Yes, he

did. The Tony also tell you that

that item was very, very expensive. Ohh,

Mr. Parker, I'm familiar with the

expensive items as I'm one myself.

Ohh, I see. She seems

to be holding her own.

You know, come to think of it, kind of

tired of holding my own, you know what I

mean?I think

I do.

You can. You

know. Oh my

God.

You.

Ohh.

Right there, right there.

Where are you?

Ohh.

Yeah.

Ohh.

Ohh yeah.

Ohh

ohh.

Ohh God.

Ohh, now that she knows there's no

little game.

Well.

All right, Angie, you've convinced me.

I'm having a get together at my club

tomorrow night. You with several others

will be bidding on that item and may the

best man win.

Or woman? Ohh don't worry, she

will.

So we'll see you tomorrow night then?

At the stroke of midnight, I look forward

to it.

Oh oh oh God.

Tanya Coop, I should have known nothing

ever changes with you. But but but

Tanya, you know what? Don't let me

stop you. Your kids have fun.

She's very understanding girl. Well, you

heard her. Don't stop.

Hmm. Ohh. God

yeah. Umm.

Do we have a good night

share? Did I mean $500 in

tips?

So how did things go with little Misty

Detroit?Everything went exactly

as I expected. Fell

for it like an egg from a

dog chicken. Now all the players in

motion trap is set.

And tomorrow night we spring

it.

No. Director Martin,

I, I was, I was just testing out

the new camouflage lingerie. Didn't do

anything weird. Whatever. I took this

home last night and tested it. Ohh, wow,

that one I'm really quite proud of. You

know, the watch has a small needle on

the back that painlessly injects the

wearer system. The serum that causes

overwhelming arousal. I know what it is.

Well, we're we're hoping that in field

an agent could use this as an

alternative to torture to get

information. Well, I field tested it for

you last night. Excellent, excellent. And

and I fell asleep with it on.

This thing has been pumping your

sex drug into me all night

long. Oh Oh my, do you

know?What this has done

to me?Would you like

my my best guest, man? Well, I certainly

don't want your worst guests.

Sure. Your libido has been artificially

stimulated well beyond its normal limits.

Well, well beyond its normal limits.

Exactly. Come on, Junior, let's get

these on to you. OK? Yeah.

Yeah.

Come on.

Ohh.

Uh-huh.

Ohh

ohh.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Ohh

ohh

yes.

Oh

oh.

Ohh

ohh.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Yes, yes.

Ohh yeah.

Ohh yeah.

Ohh yeah.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Oh oh.

Kitchen looking made it.

Yes. Give it to me like

your daddy did.

Ohh yes.

Oh oh.

Adrian Tonya, Director Martin I

was just debriefing that.

I can see that. Thank you. That'll beall.

Good luck tonight. Thank you.

So, junior, what do you have for me?

For tonight, the auction to buy

the counterfeit plates. Come on, Junior,

snap out of it. Right, right,

right. OK, First, there's this. It

has a tiny little micro video

camera. It will transmit everything that

you see at the auction back

to us. Just

make sure that you you pointed at

whatever you want to see any of the

action. I don't

think that'll be a problem.

And next is an old favorite truth serum.

Pour a little bit of this into their

drink, and within seconds they'll be

compelled to tell you the truth. It's a

perfect interrogation tool. Yeah, but

what happened to the watch with the sex

stroke that you guys were working on? I

thought that was going to be our new

interrogation tool. Ohh it was, but it

appears as though that has a few little

kinks that need to be worked out.

I see. And last,

there is this soon to be

standard issue to all field agents.

Junior, I already have a gun,

not like this. See press this

little button right here and.

Invisible gun Not only invisible,

but completely undetectable by any

metal detectors or scanners.

Good luck to you, Agent Tanya. Thanks

Junior. I'll need it.

Yes, Newton junior here, memo to

all bikini personnel libido enhancing

watches to be issued immediately. Thank

you.

Hello. Does anyone

here?

Hi there. You're early. Yeah,

sorry. I'm just really excited.

Ohh. I imagine so. So

is anyone else here?

Yeah. Will be

soon.

I'm going to have to search your purse.

Ohh. Of course I understand. Just dump

the contents out on the bar.

We're there.

You have one of these, too? Yeah. You

know, I never leave home without it.

What's this? Ohh that's just a little

pick me up. I swiped it from the plane

on the way from Detroit. Mind if I try?

Sure.

You first.

OK.

Umm, tastes great.

They're great.

Ladies, Tony, you know Angie,

right? Right. Hi, Ange. Yeah,

she made me swell the

truth serum.

Well I I've got to go make some

arrangements before baby gets back so

I'll see you later shortly.

Tony.

You know, Phoebe doesn't like it

when I use this. No, no,

he thinks if I use it,

it means that he's not man

enough for me. Well, is he?

I prefer the company

of ladies like yourself.

Well.

Ohh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh.

Ohh.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, Oh

yeah.

Oh oh.

Good evening, Miss Blasey. I hope Miss

Malone was keeping you entertained while

you waited. Ohh, she has. We just

had sex. Excuse me, Angie.

It's not her fault if you're not man

enough for her. It's not true, babe.

Yes. OK, great. And

show them in. This will have to wait.

The other guests for the auction have

arrived.

What, Angie, you already know Sandy

Bottoms. Hello, Angie.

And this is my other guest,

Mr. Peter Rickman. Mr. Rickman used

to run guns and prostitution for

Seiki Falzone in Las Vegas. Duty.

Now, everyone, this is Angie Palazzi

from Detroit. No, I'm not.

Ohh ****.

I'm Agent Tanya ex with Bikini and you

are all under arrest.

I don't think so.

Really. This is an invisible gun.

Goodbye, Agent Tanya. Enjoy sleeping with

the fishes. Wait a second. I'm

Sandy Bottom. Secret Service, are you

now?Hands up.

I'm Rex Cooper,

FBI. OK,

your hands up too.

Hold it. I'm Tony Baritone

Interpol. What? That's right. I

was sent deep undercover to

infiltrate the mob. Wait a

minute. You're a mob informant?

Double agent. Like I said,

deep, deep, deep undercover.

So you were a triple agent?

Something like that?

But then, then what?

Then I met her.

She brought meaning into my life.

So now I'm going to turn my back on my

life as an agent. Ohh,

I'm the sucker for a good love story.

So you're quadruple agent.

Let me get this right. So you are on my

side. Yeah, baby, that's what it means.

Hold it, hold it, hold it. This isn't how

it's supposed to work out. She's supposed

to fall in love with you and leave her

life a crime, not the other way around.

Sorry, Tanya. I hate cliches. All right,

enough with the yacking. Always like

killing federal agents and looks like

tonight I'm going to score a hat trick.

Not so fast, Parker. I still have my gum.

Do you really expect me to believe that

you have an invisible gun?

Ow.

All right, all of you, hands up.

Not you 2.

Now to find out what's really going on.

Open your mouth, Parker, over

to your plate, your way.

No, it tastes like ship. You could add

flavoring or something. Ohh, enough with

the small talk, Parker. Where are the

counterfeit plates? I haven't a clue. You

can't lie, This serum's infallible. I'm

not lying. I don't know where the plates

are. You have to know where the plates

are. You're in charge.

I'm not in charge. Then who is?

She is.

That's the most ridiculous. All right,

you got me. I've been running this

organization for years. Pretending to be

some silly dumb bimbo has kept me

out of the sight of both mob

competition and feds like you.

Except Bozo over here couldn't keep his

mouth shut.

The plates are behind the bar.

Here they are. That looks

like it's good for them. Yep, confiscated

the plates, captured the bad guys, and we

didn't even break a sweat.

Like celebrating me too. I feel like

having my weight with both of you right

here, right now sounds good. Did I really

just say that? Yeah, I think it was the

truth, Sir.

Please.

You again, right? Ohh

my chase, you making

me.

A real man.

Ohh

oh

oh.

Really.

Man, I'm just about ready.

Oh oh.

I just can't wait.

***********.

Move on.

Just one thing.

Umm.

Away from me.

Oh oh.

Really.

And so all three were taken into custody

and the plates were safely handed over to

the Treasury Department. Well done, Agent

Tonya and Agent Sandy and Cooper. Where

are they? Oh, they're getting to the.

They'll be in for a much needed vacay

and I am about to join them. Not

so fast, Agent Tonya. I have your next

assignment right here. You leave in an

hour. No rest for the wicked, huh? And

they don't come any more wicked than you.

So where do you have me going this

time? Afghanistan. Caracas, Florida.

Florida, you've got a date with the space

shuttle. There's a problem on the

International Space Station, the kind of

problem that only you can solve. Space

station, huh?Zero

gravity sounds like fun.