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My divorce shattered my world. I have been trying to put back all the broken

pieces ever since. Elena, my best friend growing up, was the first one who

reached out to me after she heard the news.

Hello? Oh my god, Crystal, how have you been?

Hi, oh my god, it's been so long.

I heard about the divorce.

Yeah, I mean, Ryan's okay.

You know, it's a lot to deal with, a lot of moving pieces.

Oh, no, that's completely understandable.

Have you been doing okay?

I hadn't realized how much I missed having a friend, especially someone as

darling as you. It's so good to hear from you. And hey, I have a crazy idea.

It's been so long. What if we just went away for the weekend together?

It'd give our sons a chance to meet and hopefully become best friends.

Both our boys have been through so much that all we want is for them to be happy

and feel loved.

I had no idea the weekend would turn out the way it did.

Mistakes were made and lines were crossed.

Now I just hope it's not too late to fix it.

We did that. We did.

They grew up so well.

Yeah. Right? I mean, Parker's amazing.

He really has grown up to be a man.

Yeah, I'm so proud of both of them.

So, what do you think we should do for the rest of the weekend with the boys?

Oh, I guess we have to figure out our whole itinerary, huh?

Yeah. It's raining, but take that off the table.

Well, you know what? I am going to get a little nap and...

Then we'll figure things out. You're going to go take a nap?

Yeah. Okay.

I guess I should relax, too. Go take a bath.

Yeah, a nice bubble bath.

Yeah, right? I mean, it's raining, but it's still beautiful.

Yeah.

Okay, we'll figure that out. Yeah, let's do it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What? Ryan, do you think... Do you think that what we're doing is right?

I mean, ever since I found out that you're a crippled son, I've just known

forever, and now I feel guilty.

I mean, I'm all grown up now, and I'm capable of making my own decisions.

And so are you, Elena.

Yeah.

And besides, I don't think you should care so much about what people think of

you.

I guess so.

Wait, wait. Something still feels weird. I just... It's hard to get past it.

I... It feels like something's missing. I...

Whenever I feel this way, Parker will always tell me something comforting and

help make me feel better.

Oh, easy. Well, then imagine that he's here comforting you.

Oh, no, that would be... I can't do that. That would be so wrong, wouldn't

Well, okay, imagine that it's not wrong or weird, and what would he be

saying to you right now?

Well... I guess he would tell me that I'm worrying way too much about

so small.

I think you should listen to Parker.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah.

Yeah, you've gotten so big.

I just remember all the pictures you've posted on Facebook.

You did not look like this.

Thank you.

Yeah.

That one was working for you.

Thank you so much for helping me out with this.

Of course.

Are you enjoying your vacation?

Yeah, definitely.

It means the world to me and your mom that you boys are able to come with us.

I wouldn't miss this thing. The world.

I don't know why you're wearing your shorts like that.

Did you pick them off?

Yeah. Yeah?

Oh yes, I can do.

You like that, Ryan?

I mean, Parker.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I just can't stop thinking about Ryan in the bedroom.

Do you want to invite him in? He can watch.

No, that's not funny, Parker.

It's not funny.

Because he's my son.

You know, maybe we shouldn't be doing this.

It's a little wrong.

What do you mean we shouldn't be doing this?

Maybe we shouldn't be doing this because you're my best friend's son.

It's just, it's... Whatever.

Well, you don't have to leave.

I saw what you did with my mom. What the fuck do you mean what I did with your

mom? You just fucking shot me in the fucking head with your fucking ass, bro.

Bro, what the fuck do you think you're doing? You disrespect me in my own

Trying to fuck my mom, dude?

I fucking heard you with my mom. What the fuck are you talking about?

I was trying to get back at your ass, and fucking she started calling your

and shit.

Look, dude, well, I mean, I'm not in your house, alright? Trying to hook up

your mom.

Isn't this house rented?

Bro, my mom...

Got this house from my dad in the divorce.

And you can't be in here trying to fuck her, bro.

But it's fine for you to be fucking my mom.

What are you

doing? What are you doing? Trying to hold my hands down?

I'm going to fucking do whatever the fuck I want.

When you like spying on me, I mean...

Dude, I can fucking hear you. You're not that fucking quiet.

It's like across the fucking house, dude. What are you talking about?

You realize there's a big -ass gap right here, right?

Like, it's not that hard to hear when you don't close the damn door.

I'm just saying, dude, you can't fucking exist for two seconds without your mom,

so you're creeping up on me, and it's just... You're fucking my mom.

No, you're fucking my mom, dude. I tried to fuck your mom, that's right, yeah,

because you're up there trying to fuck around with my mom. That's fucking

bullshit, dude. Come on.

Fuck you, dude.

You need to go to the gym or something, bro.

Bro! What the fuck are you going to do with those twigs?

Bro! You ain't going to do shit.

I'm going to knock your ass out in five seconds, dude.

Do something.

Do something. Do something.

I think we need to go sit down and talk about what happened.

We'll figure it out.

All right. Oh, sit down. You too.

Yep, you need to sit down. You sit too.

I'm not sitting next to him.

Right now. And don't say a word. Don't even look at each other. Don't touch

other. This is ridiculous.

Apologize.

Apologize.

I'm so sorry. That was so embarrassing.

No, I'm sorry too. I thought they were getting along.

Me too. I don't know what happened. Me either. I mean, I just, maybe, maybe

our fault.

Did we go too far?

Maybe we did. It's just, I don't really want to stop though.

Yeah, I get it. I mean, it was all going so well. I don't know where it went

wrong, but we have to do something.

We do. I mean, maybe.

I mean, I did leave Parker hanging.

Oh, yeah. He kind of stormed out of the bathroom.

Come to think of it, I kind of left Ryan with some blue balls, too, earlier. I

didn't even think of that.

That could be why they have all that built -up aggression.

Yeah, I mean, nothing puts a man in a bad mood like that.

Clearly, and they are growing up.

Yeah.

We have to fix this.

We have to do something.

All right, well, let's go see if those boys are any better. If they've settled

down at all.

I think we know what's causing you guys to be so angry.

We left you hanging.

We left you with blue balls.

I didn't even realize why you were so grumpy.

Yeah. So, here, stand up. That makes sense.

We're here to finish what we started.

Yeah. We just... Right here?

Start moving.

Left off.

We don't leave on huge business.

You want me over here?

Au revoir

I don't know about you, Parker, but I'm feeling a lot better.

Good.

My gosh.

I mean, I'll admit, dude, like, your mom's really good at sucking dick.

She's terrible.

It's like a bonding experience.

Good, you're getting along, right?

Yeah.

See, I knew this would fix it.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, geez.

Oh, yeah?

Thank you.

Thank you.

I can't really remember why I was angry.

Good. We want you to get along, so sit down.

Yeah, sit next to each other.

That's kind of weird. You need some makeup.

But we're sitting next to each other naked?

Just sit next to each other.

It'll be okay.

Just touch them. Why?

Why don't you guys get along and have a good time?

Right?

You don't even have any panties on.

Skipping straight to the point.

Much

better.

So much better.

Definitely can't tell the jury about this.

Never.

Mm -hmm

This is so good.

Your hair is just so fucking gross.

Bye.

Yeah, don't sit off the couch now.

Ha ha ha!

kind of hot i i don't know maybe that's you know the final frontier for us to

explore that you boys want to do that yeah if

you still feel weird about it we can just give it a try and then if you don't

like it we can just pretend it never happened that's a great idea okay i mean

you're already sucking a dick so i won't tell anybody okay let's do it

Fuck. Oh, shit. I can't believe we're doing this.

How do you feel?

I don't know.

I'm bleeding.

I'm so wrong, but I love it. Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Holy shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

That's fucking good. That's such a good idea.

Cocktails!

There it is.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh shit, sweetheart.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

This is...

Oh, my God.

Don't forget your -

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Give me all my stuff and come.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, you're close.

Yes. Yes.

This is definitely the greatest weekend ever. And the most sinful.

What do you guys say we make Santa Barbara trip?

On the regular.

Yeah.

See,

it worked. They're getting along.