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My divorce shattered my world. I have
been trying to put back all the broken
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pieces ever since. Elena, my best friend
growing up, was the first one who
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reached out to me after she heard the
news.
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Hello? Oh my god, Crystal, how have you
been?
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Hi, oh my god, it's been so long.
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I heard about the divorce.
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Yeah, I mean, Ryan's okay.
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You know, it's a lot to deal with, a lot
of moving pieces.
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Oh, no, that's completely
understandable.
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Have you been doing okay?
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I hadn't realized how much I missed
having a friend, especially someone as
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darling as you. It's so good to hear
from you. And hey, I have a crazy idea.
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It's been so long. What if we just went
away for the weekend together?
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It'd give our sons a chance to meet and
hopefully become best friends.
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Both our boys have been through so much
that all we want is for them to be happy
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and feel loved.
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I had no idea the weekend would turn out
the way it did.
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Mistakes were made and lines were
crossed.
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Now I just hope it's not too late to fix
it.
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We did that. We did.
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They grew up so well.
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Yeah. Right? I mean, Parker's amazing.
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He really has grown up to be a man.
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Yeah, I'm so proud of both of them.
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So, what do you think we should do for
the rest of the weekend with the boys?
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Oh, I guess we have to figure out our
whole itinerary, huh?
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Yeah. It's raining, but take that off
the table.
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Well, you know what? I am going to get a
little nap and...
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Then we'll figure things out. You're
going to go take a nap?
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Yeah. Okay.
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I guess I should relax, too. Go take a
bath.
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Yeah, a nice bubble bath.
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Yeah, right? I mean, it's raining, but
it's still beautiful.
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Yeah.
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Okay, we'll figure that out. Yeah, let's
do it.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What? Ryan, do you think... Do you think
that what we're doing is right?
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I mean, ever since I found out that
you're a crippled son, I've just known
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forever, and now I feel guilty.
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I mean, I'm all grown up now, and I'm
capable of making my own decisions.
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And so are you, Elena.
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Yeah.
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And besides, I don't think you should
care so much about what people think of
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you.
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I guess so.
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Wait, wait. Something still feels weird.
I just... It's hard to get past it.
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I... It feels like something's missing.
I...
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Whenever I feel this way, Parker will
always tell me something comforting and
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help make me feel better.
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Oh, easy. Well, then imagine that he's
here comforting you.
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Oh, no, that would be... I can't do
that. That would be so wrong, wouldn't
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Well, okay, imagine that it's not wrong
or weird, and what would he be
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saying to you right now?
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Well... I guess he would tell me that
I'm worrying way too much about
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so small.
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I think you should listen to Parker.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you've gotten so big.
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I just remember all the pictures you've
posted on Facebook.
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You did not look like this.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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That one was working for you.
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Thank you so much for helping me out
with this.
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Of course.
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Are you enjoying your vacation?
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Yeah, definitely.
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It means the world to me and your mom
that you boys are able to come with us.
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I wouldn't miss this thing. The world.
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I don't know why you're wearing your
shorts like that.
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Did you pick them off?
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Yeah. Yeah?
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Oh yes, I can do.
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You like that, Ryan?
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I mean, Parker.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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I just can't stop thinking about Ryan in
the bedroom.
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Do you want to invite him in? He can
watch.
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No, that's not funny, Parker.
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It's not funny.
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Because he's my son.
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You know, maybe we shouldn't be doing
this.
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It's a little wrong.
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What do you mean we shouldn't be doing
this?
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Maybe we shouldn't be doing this because
you're my best friend's son.
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It's just, it's... Whatever.
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Well, you don't have to leave.
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I saw what you did with my mom. What the
fuck do you mean what I did with your
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mom? You just fucking shot me in the
fucking head with your fucking ass, bro.
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Bro, what the fuck do you think you're
doing? You disrespect me in my own
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Trying to fuck my mom, dude?
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I fucking heard you with my mom. What
the fuck are you talking about?
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I was trying to get back at your ass,
and fucking she started calling your
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and shit.
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Look, dude, well, I mean, I'm not in
your house, alright? Trying to hook up
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your mom.
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Isn't this house rented?
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Bro, my mom...
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Got this house from my dad in the
divorce.
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And you can't be in here trying to fuck
her, bro.
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But it's fine for you to be fucking my
mom.
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What are you
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doing? What are you doing? Trying to
hold my hands down?
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I'm going to fucking do whatever the
fuck I want.
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When you like spying on me, I mean...
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Dude, I can fucking hear you. You're not
that fucking quiet.
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It's like across the fucking house,
dude. What are you talking about?
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You realize there's a big -ass gap right
here, right?
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Like, it's not that hard to hear when
you don't close the damn door.
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I'm just saying, dude, you can't fucking
exist for two seconds without your mom,
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so you're creeping up on me, and it's
just... You're fucking my mom.
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No, you're fucking my mom, dude. I tried
to fuck your mom, that's right, yeah,
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because you're up there trying to fuck
around with my mom. That's fucking
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bullshit, dude. Come on.
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Fuck you, dude.
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You need to go to the gym or something,
bro.
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Bro! What the fuck are you going to do
with those twigs?
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Bro! You ain't going to do shit.
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I'm going to knock your ass out in five
seconds, dude.
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Do something.
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Do something. Do something.
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I think we need to go sit down and talk
about what happened.
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We'll figure it out.
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All right. Oh, sit down. You too.
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Yep, you need to sit down. You sit too.
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I'm not sitting next to him.
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Right now. And don't say a word. Don't
even look at each other. Don't touch
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other. This is ridiculous.
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Apologize.
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Apologize.
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I'm so sorry. That was so embarrassing.
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No, I'm sorry too. I thought they were
getting along.
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Me too. I don't know what happened. Me
either. I mean, I just, maybe, maybe
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our fault.
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Did we go too far?
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Maybe we did. It's just, I don't really
want to stop though.
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Yeah, I get it. I mean, it was all going
so well. I don't know where it went
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wrong, but we have to do something.
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We do. I mean, maybe.
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I mean, I did leave Parker hanging.
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Oh, yeah. He kind of stormed out of the
bathroom.
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Come to think of it, I kind of left Ryan
with some blue balls, too, earlier. I
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didn't even think of that.
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That could be why they have all that
built -up aggression.
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Yeah, I mean, nothing puts a man in a
bad mood like that.
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Clearly, and they are growing up.
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Yeah.
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We have to fix this.
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We have to do something.
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All right, well, let's go see if those
boys are any better. If they've settled
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down at all.
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I think we know what's causing you guys
to be so angry.
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We left you hanging.
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We left you with blue balls.
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I didn't even realize why you were so
grumpy.
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Yeah. So, here, stand up. That makes
sense.
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We're here to finish what we started.
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Yeah. We just... Right here?
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Start moving.
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Left off.
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We don't leave on huge business.
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You want me over here?
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Au revoir
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I don't know about you, Parker, but I'm
feeling a lot better.
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Good.
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My gosh.
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I mean, I'll admit, dude, like, your
mom's really good at sucking dick.
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She's terrible.
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It's like a bonding experience.
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Good, you're getting along, right?
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Yeah.
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See, I knew this would fix it.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, geez.
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Oh, yeah?
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I can't really remember why I was angry.
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Good. We want you to get along, so sit
down.
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Yeah, sit next to each other.
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That's kind of weird. You need some
makeup.
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But we're sitting next to each other
naked?
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Just sit next to each other.
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It'll be okay.
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Just touch them. Why?
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Why don't you guys get along and have a
good time?
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Right?
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You don't even have any panties on.
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Skipping straight to the point.
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Much
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better.
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So much better.
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Definitely can't tell the jury about
this.
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Never.
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Mm -hmm
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This is so good.
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Your hair is just so fucking gross.
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Bye.
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Yeah, don't sit off the couch now.
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Ha ha ha!
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kind of hot i i don't know maybe that's
you know the final frontier for us to
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explore that you boys want to do that
yeah if
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you still feel weird about it we can
just give it a try and then if you don't
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like it we can just pretend it never
happened that's a great idea okay i mean
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you're already sucking a dick so i won't
tell anybody okay let's do it
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Fuck. Oh, shit. I can't believe we're
doing this.
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How do you feel?
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I don't know.
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I'm bleeding.
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I'm so wrong, but I love it. Oh, God.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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That's fucking good. That's such a good
idea.
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Cocktails!
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There it is.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Oh shit, sweetheart.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my god.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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This is...
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Oh, my God.
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Don't forget your -
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Give me all my stuff and come.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. Oh, you're close.
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Yes. Yes.
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This is definitely the greatest weekend
ever. And the most sinful.
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What do you guys say we make Santa
Barbara trip?
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On the regular.
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Yeah.
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See,
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it worked. They're getting along.
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