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I don't know what
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to
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do about this. And they use my toys.
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They use my toys. That's like an
invasion of privacy.
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We're going to have to get them their
own toys.
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Yep, for the girls, but what are we
going to do about the boys?
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Well, clearly they have a...
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self -control issues.
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We're going to have to teach them a
lesson.
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When they get home, you should talk to
them and I have something else in store
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for them.
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Alright, I guess I'll talk to them and
you can do your thing. We can double
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it together.
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We'll deal with it.
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I don't know what's going on, but they
couldn't know
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what we did, right?
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I don't know. They sounded really pissed
on the phone.
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I mean, yeah. I mean, that could be
anything, right? Like, maybe both of us
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didn't clean our room or something at
the same time.
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I mean,
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I think I saw a camera in that room at
one point, though.
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No.
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Not again.
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No. I thought your mom has, like, any
cameras or something.
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I don't think so.
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No, no.
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Why would she have a camera in her room
anyway?
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I don't know.
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Her own room? Come on.
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It's your mom.
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It's not my house.
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Yeah.
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I don't know. I'm sure it's probably
something completely different, and
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getting all worked up for nothing,
right?
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Yeah. It's got to be, like, grades or
something, right? Like, you can't... I
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don't know, man.
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I'm all honors right now.
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Like, unless, like, your sister said
something, or... Why the hell would she
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something? That incriminates her, too.
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I don't know. I mean, maybe they should,
like, all get off top three if I, like,
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confess or some shit.
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I don't know.
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That doesn't seem like Phoebe.
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Like, really, right?
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I mean, you were really quick to take
your shirt off, too.
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I mean, we're all there already. We know
what we want.
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This has made you want to fuck my step
-sister. Whatever.
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Obviously. Dude, now we have to fucking
do this. Yeah, you fucked her, too.
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Yeah, that was pretty great.
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Exactly.
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Your step -sister is really good, too.
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Honestly. No regret. I think I want to
go for second.
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Hey, it is what it is. Huh.
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So, what do you guys see here?
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Have you ever seen this before?
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Oh, no. It's the package of penises. The
package of penises, yes. Where have you
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seen this before? Because we saw a very
interesting recording of you using the
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package of penises with your stepsisters
while we were on vacation.
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Naughty boys.
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This is my package of penises.
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First off, you're not supposed to be
using my stuff, let alone my dildos.
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Do you have anything to say for
yourself, boys?
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You're making that deal.
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Really?
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Come on.
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Check the tape. That shirt comes off
quick.
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What the fuck?
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Alright, I think we need to have a
little bit of a conversation here. Put
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this package of penises.
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To initiate this conversation, I'd like
to say this is the talking dick.
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If you have the talking dick, you are
allowed to speak.
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First, I would like to say, what do you
have to say to yourself?
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I don't want to talk to you. Take the
dick. I don't want to talk to the dick.
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Take the dick.
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Thank you.
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Here, Parker, you talk to the dick.
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Boys, we need to improve our
communication skills in order to get to
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of this.
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Charger, kick the dick and talk.
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Hi.
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Um, well, one, that's weird.
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Two, uh, I find it very unfair that me
and Mickey here get punished, and our
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step -sisters aren't, even though
they're the ones that grab the box of
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Yeah, that's what it's called.
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Yeah. Out of your room, and we're using
them first. Um, we went in to stop them.
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Bada bing, bada boom. Things happen. It
don't matter.
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Here's your dick.
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Penises do not fall into vaginas. You
have to have them erect and stick them
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inside. I don't know if they taught you
this in school, but I'm teaching you
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this now. So if you saw your stepsisters
playing with toys, the respectful thing
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to do would be to call off or tell us
what was going on instead of taking them
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and using your dick instead of the toy.
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Would you like to say something, Neil?
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Your daughter had my dick pretty erect,
I'm just saying.
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My sister, come on.
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No comment, here.
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I mean, well, in all fairness, we
weren't gonna call you, but,
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I mean, they were there doing their
thing, and we were there, and they used
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do stuff to come to the cane, to come
to, um,
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To their feminine, wild, you know, we're
at that age.
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Okay, let me take this away from you.
Okay, so do you regret it? Are you
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Yeah. Okay, I think she was like, I
wouldn't also do this.
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So, these boys have a problem with sense
of control.
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I think we got to take some lessons.
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A lesson? Like, what?
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Well, you've got to control yourself.
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I mean, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa,
whoa, what are you doing? What's going
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on here?
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You can't be tempted by me.
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Oh, mama.
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Oh, so we're trying to teach them to
control their temptation.
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Yes. All right, okay, I can get on board
with that.
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What's going on?
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How else are they going to learn?
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I think our stepmom's going to fuck us.
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Angel, can you lead us into how this
disciplinary method works?
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Yeah,
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I think I can. I mean, you are my mom. I
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mean, maybe this would work better if we
quit first.
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Good idea.
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I'm getting deja vu.
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I'm getting... I don't know. This is
weird.
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You want to touch that?
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It's late.
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Better not, man. That's my mom.
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It's late. You touched my stuff. Self
-control.
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Maybe we can put them in their faces,
but they can't.
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Good job. I think I beat this one.
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I have to go through it.
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Bad boy.
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Put it in my face.
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You have to. You have to do it. Okay.
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The pillow.
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It's okay if they wet their face on the
pillow.
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Jacqueline, you need a pillow.
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Oh, that's good.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you in a car?
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I don't think impulse control works. And
no licking.
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Okay, let's see.
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Let's see what we have.
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Oh.
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Can I have a pillow back? No, you
cannot.
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Why?
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What are we accomplishing?
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We're teaching you how to control your
impulses and not act without thinking.
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You won't be grounded if you pass the
test.
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Wait, y 'all can touch us, but we can't
touch you?
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Exactly.
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Fair.
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That's the way the world works. We're
the stepmoms.
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We're in control.
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Okay, so what are you going to do next?
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Maybe take my shirt off.
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I'm going to do that.
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Why, Kim? For our benefit.
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Your benefit?
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Yeah, because women are in control.
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Okay, shirt's off.
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Take the cushion.
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I didn't.
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Bye. Straight up.
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So is yours.
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No, you're right. I am having a new job
right now.
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Just a minute.
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I don't know what's the lesson for us
from not complaining.
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I don't
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know.
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That was a little while ago.
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I'm still here.
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What's going on over here?
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I think our willpower turned into wolf
power.
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I mean,
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it's okay by now. I mean, you're both
fucking naked.
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Oh, okay.
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Good luck and hard luck.
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Can you maybe spit on it?
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This is your mom can really suck a dick.
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Oh my god.
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Do you have a little school girlfriend?
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But I shouldn't.
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No, you shouldn't. You're my mom.
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I'm teaching my son a lesson.
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You don't learn to listen
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to your mommy.
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You better listen to your mommy.
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She's your other mommy now.
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And if I don't?
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Like this?
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Maybe. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you
well. Maybe.
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What?
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I'm going to punish you in many
different ways and positions.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm going to punish you in all kinds of
positions.
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You know what?
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Stand up, boy.
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More or less the same one.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, wow, your mom's doing a great job.
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Oh, so is yours.
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Yes, she is.
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Wait, what?
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The same. Yeah, she's doing a great job.
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Okay. Wow, look at your mom.
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Thanks for looking after me.
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Jack and his family.
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Come to the family.
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Fucking do it man.
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I'm sorry.
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Wow,
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are you kidding me? I'm not going to
touch it.
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Wow,
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pretty freaky.
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Oh my god. Mom. Okay,
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so you gotta taste it.
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Can you drink it for me?
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I don't want to touch it, but I don't
want to.
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Just... What?
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Is that enough? You gotta taste, right?
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Mom, you're a little close.
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That is mine.
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Really? Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Amen.
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Yeah. Dude,
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what are they talking about?
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My mom and me. Like how the pictures
did?
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Yeah.
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I mean, because that's out of trouble.
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Do it again.
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Just get me a little more used to it.
Turn around so I don't look in your
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Yeah.
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Like that?
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Yeah.
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This is better.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah, sure.
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Why not?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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No.
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And if you want to fuck your sister,
talk to us first.
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Okay? So we can't fuck our sisters.
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Only with mommy's permission.
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Only with mommy's permission.
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I'm going to call TV right now.
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