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Previously, this season on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Gina and I are so excited to present you the Las Vegas residency.

I gave up fighting with y 'all for less. Game on, bitch!

Did you know that it's $7 for a naked bundle of Denise Richards on OnlyFans?

That is a f***ing low blow to bring up my daughter's OnlyFans. You think I'm

going to go as f***ing low as I can? Have you met me?

I'm not just letting Mertz go.

This is also about my dad.

And release that pain that I have. Release the pain from my marriage.

It's time to release everything, stand on my own.

I'm 52.

I have to be the 24 -year -old girl who moved to New York.

If you have a stricture in your esophagus, do your food more.

Anna Marie told me she's a doctor.

You're being so extra.

You have to agree to disagree.

I really do want to move forward.

A lot of fear in you isn't rational, so we have to talk about that. That is true

if you're actually here.

Is there something going on in your personal life? With what, though? Her

marriage. People are really confused by our friendship. How did you guys met?

He stopped me.

Hey. Well, don't be shitting me like that. I could kiss you however I want.

I want to be in a place in my life that I feel happy and fulfilled.

You are skinny as a needle. You look incredible.

Thank you. Skinny as a needle. Skinny as a needle. All right, let's get this

going. People keep saying to me...

Am I misunderstanding?

Are you having your white party at SoFi Stadium? That's what I've been saying,

too. The white party is very nostalgic for us because this has always been

our family.

Honey, you look gorgeous.

So do you.

I love you.

Now how do we get out?

We don't. I'd much rather put my energy and focus on planning a white party than

all the stuff I'm dealing with in my personal life. So the white party is

back bigger and better than ever.

How are you?

Welcome to our humble abode. We just have to fill this up with all our

guys. I don't have that many friends. I couldn't fill up. Honestly, I couldn't

fill up this row, girl.

Hey, babe.

Guys, this is my friend Luciana. Hello.

Hi.

Lovely to meet you.

Your event space is the field, so we'll go straight down to the field and we'll

show you that.

Is this the tunnel that, like, I run out in the Super Bowl?

Yes. We're coming through.

We have an altar ourselves.

Yeah, Carl, how did you pull it off? How did you get this? I did a DirecTV

commercial. Oh, okay. And it was massive. Okay.

That's your stage right there. I'm putting these back on a contour. Okay.

Can you imagine? No one does it. Yes, I can.

I cannot believe that, number one, Kyle's having her party here and that

asked me to perform.

How would you feel, Erika, to perform?

Oh, my God!

Of course. Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Erika, you got this far. This is the warm -up for your Vegas residency. You

a chance to redeem yourself.

Erika Jayne is back, and she's at Self Life Stadium.

So take that.

Can we add White Party 2023?

Of course. Kyle, 22, 23.

Oh, my God. No, not mine. Why not?

It's your party. That's embarrassing.

I learned about Kevin Lee from Lisa Vanderpump.

Gorgeous, right?

Wow. That was so beautiful.

Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling.

That's all we need.

She, she, she, she. Beverly Hills, right?

And if I'm going to be doing a party that is so over the top, that it's at

Stadium, I need an over -the -top party planner.

Kevin, we talked about the cheerleaders being out here already.

I would like them to make an entrance.

No, when you're walking out, they're going to cheer you.

No wonder you do Lisa Vanderpump's party. I keep sounding very Lisa

I'm in it for you. I don't even want to cheer me on. It's for you, my dear.

Oh, no, I would never let them do that to me.

Please. No, please, I want to be humble.

Stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay, when do I stop?

Welcome to the penthouse How

are you I'm good are you you're probably

better now that Porter's home

This is such a special day for me. I've got Porter home from school.

I have had my store for four years, and it survived a pandemic. I really want to

celebrate this new, strong, independent woman. And I want to show Porter that as

women, we can do this.

So why don't we browse a little bit? Okay.

A classic tennis bracelet, if you will. What's fun about these is it's not a

typical tennis bracelet. We have a...

on springs uh -huh i'm happy but then you don't need anyone to help you put it

on there's no one to help me put it on trust me oh my gosh this is a 20 karat

mint tourmaline this is something that i just finished oh those are pretty in my

previous life asking permission was not fun christian bought all of my jewelry

this is like freedom i can do whatever i want and there's no guilt around it

Oh, no.

Oh, wow. Those are pretty good, aren't they? Porter went, oh, wow.

Why don't you show her that little ring you're wearing, Kelly?

This is a light blue diamond.

This is exquisite.

That one was $9 million.

Brett, my business manager, would kill me.

Porter, what's your choice?

I like these.

Okay, I'm doing these.

Those are $68 ,000.

Okay.

I've struggled with a lot of things.

Since my divorce. I think all of my children kind of saw me think a little.

I really want all of them, but especially Porter, to see me thriving.

Oh, those are so pretty on you. Aren't those so pretty?

For graduation gift.

Next year. And not see me being a cliche of a wealthy woman sitting around

planning galas in a muumuu with bonbons.

Porter, we don't do that.

We go to work.

And it's just been a long journey. And I think.

It was really hard.

I know.

When we got married, I kind of lost my independence a little bit.

And now, you know, I can't believe what I've been able to do.

I know.

I'm happy you're happy.

I just want you to know that going forward in your life, keep your

Fall in love.

Have babies.

Never lose that person. And don't let that hard worker in you go.

I won't.

Then you can buy me jewels.

I hope so. Yeah, you better.

Coming up.

Yeah,

but you did do that, Bubba.

No, honey, I get all that.

Oh, my God, PK.

Oh, my God.

Wait, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

I want to take a pic.

Wow. Kevin Lee, you have outdone yourself.

She, she, she, she, she.

What do you think? What do you think?

Did I dare you? Oh, my gosh. You love it?

Look at this palm tree. The scale of where we are. This is a palm tree.

It's an all real palm tree.

You just made it all white. Oh, my God.

Look at this floor.

What on God's green earth?

I want the SoFi Stadium ground to open up whole and swallow me right now. Is

this hard to take off?

Impossible. Why is Kevin not getting that this party's not all about me?

Oh, I know why.

He's used to throwing parties for other people that do think the party's all

about them.

Darling, I love it.

Help me, I'm not really dead.

Everyone's going to be on the dance floor anyways.

Oh, no one's going to notice.

Hey, welcome to the city where the party don't stop.

Do you know what you're wearing tonight?

All white.

Well, really?

That's enlightening.

I mean, that's actually good because I don't have to think.

I only have like three things.

Erica's performing.

Oh, amazing.

So I said to Denise, she goes, oh, Erica thinks that she's in a good place. And

I said, yeah, I think she is.

She's really excited about her residency. And she goes, you can do

go, what do you mean you can do that? She goes, you can lip sync.

Oh, boy.

We got money in the back. We got a lot left.

Wow.

Wait, wait.

Why does it say Kyle in the middle of the floor? I wondered the same thing,

Whatever. Not my party. I'm here to work.

I cannot find my wife's jacket.

Lucy took it to the dry cleaner.

I have asked you every day.

Lucy told me she was going to pick up everything from the dry cleaner.

I'm going to call her.

Hey. There's my baby.

Missing you.

Me too, honey. I can't believe you've got this big thing tonight.

I'm not there.

I know.

PK is still in London for work.

He knew that this white party was on the calendar.

He knew how much it meant to me that he was with me. Eight months ago, PK, had

you been in London all this time, and had to keep delaying your return.

I know that it would have created a bit of resentment in me. I wouldn't have

done this eight months, right? I wouldn't have extended my trip because

not in a place that I would have been able to do that or wanted to do that,

right? Yeah, but you did do that, Bubba.

You did.

PK can say he's starting to understand my PTSD better and better. I need him to

understand she's having an episode. I need to go comfort my wife.

I'm not seeking to irritate you.

I'm seeking to understand you. But his actions don't show it.

I want you to put things in perspective.

I was with you a few weeks ago, and I'm going to be back next week. No, honey, I

get all that. I just like having you around.

Well, thank God for that.

Not all the time.

Sometimes you're incredibly annoying.

Sometimes I don't get a chance to tell you about this sometimes because I don't

get a word in.

Oh, my God, PK.

I love my husband, but I just hope eventually...

Something can change because I have moments where I worry, will we be able

stay together?

Glam just got here.

Okay, let's get you through tonight.

Yeah.

Bye, bye, bye.

Oh, my goodness.

Okay, Taylor, let's do it.

Thank you so much, Jack.

Well, this was fun. Hello, ladies.

Are you all the cheerleaders?

Maybe.

I'm feeling vibe.

Amazing. Are you kidding me?

I think my wife's hosting this thing.

Where's Kyle?

I think I'm going to do an updo. I can.

All right. Okay. I like what you're doing. Give me the snatch.

How much more snatch does someone need to be? You're 30 something years old.

right.

I have not done a show in four years, so I feel the extra pressure to like, what

is this glam look?

Feeling some hair around your face? I can do anything you want me to do.

I can do a swim cap, bitch. I don't even care.

John, will you open this door for me?

Looks great.

Thank you, ladies.

Thank you.

Welcome, welcome.

How are you?

How are you doing? Nice to see you.

Good to see you.

Hi, honey.

How are you? I'm good, and you? I'm good.

Amazing, right?

Thank you.

You're very tall.

It's frickin' real cool.

I'm so wrinkly, baby.

Hi. Hi.

I mean, this is quite a spread, Marcia.

Yeah, we decided to throw something small.

It's so great.

Thank you.

This is incredible.

For someone who doesn't drink and would rather stay home and read books, this is

a little bit of a contradiction, but I mean, wow.

Go big or go home. Yes, Kyle Richards.

Hi. You look so pretty. You too.

This is incredible. Is Kyle here?

Yes.

Girls, you look so cute.

What's your timing, Vera?

Lip is the last part.

Lip and mop.

I think these need to be brushed again, and you might need to take a comb down.

What? I want a comb in the middle of the party.

Babe, look.

Guys, that's too much work. It didn't come with a comb.

And now.

Oh, look at you guys. They're amazing. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Let's go

to war.

Let's go, baby.

That's crazy. It's so beautiful.

Can I get married tonight?

Yeah. Let me go find a husband. I'm going to find a husband and a pastor

tonight.

Everyone's working real hard tonight.

She's tight.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

Cynthia.

Really, Cynthia?

Wow. Wow.

It's expensive to be up.

Wow.

So chic.

Oh, shoot, my heels.

Amazing. Really?

Can I have one of those napkins? You need both? No, I'm sorry. We're looking

Kyle right now.

Kyle is on the football field.

I thought there was three. Kyle is on the football field. There is two. Take

one.

People, we've got an entrance coming in. Anyone?

Here are all the girls. They're walking in. They're walking in. Oh, thank you.

Where is Mauricio?

We've been looking for him since that memorial service.

Where is he?

Portia, keep up. Come on.

Oh,

amazing.

Like right now? Yeah.

I'm eating fast now.

Portia, keep up. Come on.

Good to see you.

Look how cute she is with the family.

I know.

Look how beautiful you girls look. Oh, my God. Honey, look at you.

Let me see. Let me see.

I can't do the twirl.

Just a little one. You just did it.

Oh, you girls are slaying.

You lost more weight. I am very

fit, and I've never taken a diet drug. Fix it.

I did fix it. I fixed it that morning.

I love you.

Thank you so much.

Oh, this is a big -ass thing.

Kyle,

this is amazing.

Thank you. And we come to all the games, and it never looked this beautiful.

I really should have some footballs laying around for a little fun.

PK Syria.

No.

Where is he? London.

Oh.

You look like a beautiful little cheerleader.

Is PK here?

No, he's in London.

I know, I was just telling them. And it is pink allowed.

I mean, I have white.

Last time I told Denise that her jacket was upside down, and that did not go

well. Is it on backwards?

Stop it. I know what you're doing.

Not your jacket. I don't give a flying ass about it. jacket i don't want to be

the one to tell them it's a white party whatever remember

the first white parties we did literally we had to make up the own photo booth

painted the stencils for the back door for the photo booth because we were on a

budget i think we even tried cooking ourselves one year

It's really great. Oh, I love your shoes.

I bought some baubles.

Is that going to be worth the kitchen in my beach house, those earrings?

Yeah.

Yeah. OK.

OK. Have you heard from Steve?

Yes, I heard from Steve.

Maybe I should close my eyes. I think it's a bad idea for you to do that. Do

you? I heard from him like two days after he guessed with me. Oh. And I just

decided, you know what?

That's not good enough for me.

There's other Steve's in the fish.

Oh, I'm sure there is. I mean, in the sea.

I don't know.

Listen, Steve, we're good.

I'm going to give my success on getting the second date, and then really getting

us out on a third date, to Alessandra.

I'm going to give it to her. When you first meet, if you could give them a

Give them a hug. Give them a hug.

There's a good way to do it. I'm not hugging him.

I've become way more confident in how I present myself to men that I want to

date. But I've also realized it's not as important to me as I thought it was.

What I really want to date right now is my business.

That's what I'm in love with.

I love you, baby.

I love you.

Don't touch me. We're not going to. Give me some tongue.

How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good.

Santiago said that he asked you, how are you guys doing? And so if I say that,

when you say, I don't know, maybe in the parking lot.

I asked Mo, she's like, I don't know, parking lot?

We didn't even know.

I don't know if I actually did say that to him or not. No, he said that he told

that and he thought that and then you didn't know. No, I have no idea.

The white party really is a sentimental party to me. And him thinking the party

was going to be in the parking lot really shows Mo's not listening.

It was unbelievable doing the walkthrough at SoFi Stadium. Oh, my God,

imagine. I am so excited to do the boy party there.

Do I look like the kind of person that is going to have a party in a parking

lot?

Is Cher performing?

She is performing.

What is she performing?

She's performing some of Cher's biggest hits. All right, everyone.

So we have not done a prayer like this in four years. That's right.

And I'm going to... It's okay. Okay, I'll take over.

So it's been a few years. I want to say thank you. You know I love you more than

anything. It's been a long road.

I hate what these last few years have done to me. To have everyone question

everything. And you would be shocked at how quickly people turn on you. Look at

me. Look at my life.

I asked him, why would you leave me with millions of dollars of lawsuits pointed

at me?

It was a lot of times that I quit. I quit caring about how I looked. I quit

caring about what I ate. I quit caring about what people thought about me. I

wasn't going to perform again. I mean, how?

Who? Where?

The only happiness that I really have in my life is on stage.

And you are the people that make me happy. So thank you all for being here.

Let's have a great show.

Yes.

Had I not gone through everything I've gone through, it would not have led me

SoFi and onto Vegas. I believe that thoroughly in my heart. On three, pretty

math. One, two, three. Pretty math, honey.

Hello, everyone.

Oh, my God. Look at this sea of gorgeous people.

Hi, Camille. We haven't said hi yet.

I said hi.

Welcome to...

Our white party.

We need a little entertainment.

So who would we have?

So I decided to reach out to my good friend, Erica Jane, who is making her

to the stage.

That's how you make an entrance, people.

If it does not go right tonight, my God.

The buzz, the momentum comes to a screeching halt. The pressure's on.

The beautiful, the talented, Miss Erica Jane.

We need

a little entertainment.

So I decided to reach out to my good friend, the beautiful, the talented,

Miss...

Erica Jane.

Thank God the cameras are way over there.

I know.

Erica Jane has just made her comeback.

You don't give up.

She got out there on the stage.

She gave the people what they wanted.

She's a real showman.

I

put in work.

To change myself, to change my body, to change my mind. I wake up and I smile

now, and I wake up and I feel good about the person that I am working on.

You did such a beautiful job. You killed it. You're stunning.

I'm so proud of you. It was my fault.

Everyone's asking me, they're like, where's PK?

I'm like, he's adopted.

I think my main takeaway from this year is that he and I have a lot of work to

do.

No matter how hard I try, it feels like he's never going to take me seriously

and be as present as I need him to be when I need him. And maybe he'll never

change. But do I have to accept that he won't?

Can I?

I don't know.

Looking back, I think I need to understand that not everybody is going

along on the same level, and that's totally fine, but I'm always about

myself to become a better person.

You

did

a good job as a mother, and you did a great job as a sister, and it's time for

you guys to trust me so your job is over.

My main takeaway from this past year is really meeting people where they're at.

I feel like I have grown in putting boundaries for myself, growing as a mom,

growing that my boys need different things and respecting that. This is a

version of Garcelle.

Good Lord, life is great.

Thank you so much.

When I first found out that Christian was moving to England, I was scared. But

being independent, being able to stand on my own two feet, I've just tapped

into the business side of myself on my own and not leaning on someone to

make it happen for me.

I'm making things happen for myself.

Me and my esophagus, we're doing just fine.

Well, wait, let's get one group photo.

One group photo?

Okay, but where should we get it? Oh, wait, Garcelle.

Okay, ready?

Group photo?

Yes, one group photo.

Squish it in that way. Hold on, let me fix the boobs. One second.

Love you guys so much.

Rye, I'm gonna get you the watermelon floaty. Ready?

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Oh, no, time! Oh!

You can't jump with your popsicle in your hand.

Oh. Oh, you just want to lay on the sun, huh?

Okay, I'm gonna go in.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, charge, please, charge.

Oh, wait.

Breaking news. Kyle and Mauricio have officially split.

Did they grow apart?

Their kids are leaving the home.

There's always been rumors about Mauricio.

There's an article that came out today.

Kyle Richards and Mauricio Manski have separated after 27 years of marriage.

Oh, my God.

It's in People?

Kyle never, ever gave an indication that they were separating.

Did the People magazine exclusive come from Kyle as a way to

get ahead of what everybody else is saying about her?

So I guess the question is sort of who planted the story.

You want conjecture?

Morgan told People magazine.

Let me tell you something right now, Rob Minkoff. You're in crazy director mode.

You are seriously storyboarding a movie right now. That's what happened.

No. And I think the truth is... Yeah?

...it was known about problems in her marriage that, like, leading up to this.

We've got a missing wedding band.

We've got exercising a lot.

We've got... How many tattoos?

You have no alcohol, dear.

We've got tattoos.

And I'm asking questions, and I'm getting in trouble.

We think she does... Protest too much?

I think...

I think you're right.

Which part is sus?

When the People magazine article came out, I was with Mo and the girls, and

of our phones just started blowing up.

Mo was really focused on who gave the story, and I was more focused on,

you know, how it was affecting all of us. I saw Alexia start to cry.

We got in the car, all of us, and it was just weird.

Like...

Nobody knew what to do or say.

It felt like my whole life was over in that moment.

The life as I knew it.

Thank you. You look so good.

Hey, Stiney.

How are you?

Let's see.

Thank you, you too.

Can I get anything?

Yeah. Let's go have a tea or something, then we'll go sit in here. When I filed

for divorce and then subsequently everything else happened, I just felt so

overwhelmed and very alone.

It's important for me to be here for Kyle now because she was always good to

I am so sorry to unload all of this on you.

That is what friends are for, and we're not here for... I know, we're not here

for the good stuff.

She didn't shade me, she didn't push me out, she didn't judge me.

If you care about people, you show up for them when they need you the most.

First off, I want to say one thing. I feel like I kind of almost semi -need to

acknowledge slash apologize for the fact that I have not been the most observant

of friends because at that dinner table, I literally did not know.

Is there something going on in your personal life that you would like to

With what, though? Her marriage.

Really?

I'm your friend, and I don't think there's anything wrong with your

But I want you to know that if I have missed something or I have not been the

most attentive friend, I am very sorry.

There wasn't really anything to observe because we've been, like, dealing with

things privately.

Like what?

I mean, I don't know. I mean, I guess I feel bad

in even talking about all this stuff because, I mean, like, I think the

part about...

What we're going through is that there isn't one big huge thing. Yeah.

That's the hardest part for me. Yeah, you can't point to one thing and say

that's it and so therefore I make my decision.

Exactly. Well, you kind of feel like a bad guy.

That I've been like needing and wanting more from my marriage.

That, you know, I just can't get. And since that article came out.

It's like I'm seeing, you know, oh, obviously it's because Mo cheated or now

Kyle has cheated.

What is the truth with that?

There's literally nothing to do with anybody else. This is really just about

and me. It's not about our family.

It's not about external family. It's not about another person on his side or my

side. This is just about Mo and me.

Has he acknowledged, like, how painful this is for you or not? I think that

more like the person that likes to pretend like everything's okay.

Yeah. Which makes it hard sometimes.

Yeah, all the time.

Everything's fine. Don't worry about it. It's going to be great.

That's what I was told.

When we first met, you know, we were really opposite.

Oh, really?

Complete opposite.

Oh, wow. And that worked.

Right, yeah. You know, I always would joke and say, if it wasn't for me, he

would be dead.

Because I keep him safe.

And if it wasn't for him, you know, I would never take chances in life.

Oh, wow.

And that worked.

Yeah. Also, like, we always grew.

You know, we've been together since our early 20s.

Which, by the way, is a really long time. I know. And it is very admirable.

it's always been, you know, something I'm very proud of.

You should still be proud, girl. I'm not proud right now.

Why? Because you're human?

Because you have problems?

Because it's not... Because it's a letdown. It's not a letdown. For whom?

me, for him, for the kids, for people who don't even know us.

I mean, complete strangers are like, you know, we looked up to you guys, and you

made us believe in true love, and now it's false. This is true love. No, this

true love. Listen to me. There are only two people in this marriage, so

everybody else's opinion can fall.

You have to make yourself happy. You've raised these girls.

You've been a good wife to this man.

You've been a great sister, a great daughter. But if you're not happy

whatever that means for you, you must take that time and find out what you

and where you need to go with this life. And if we can't work it out.

Peace and stress relief.

This seems like a good tea for the day.

What are you doing, making a tea?

Making a tea and eating some candy.

Where are you coming or going to right now? We're opening a new office in

Panama. And you have to show your face.

Yeah. Clara's on her way here.

Things have been a lot more uncomfortable with Mo and me ever since

came out. I think because it made it just so much more real.

I'm just glad it's you, the one that's, you know, out there having an affair.

Well, for once, it's me.

I feel like my kids have basically lived a fairy tale.

But then I felt like the article coming out, they thought that the rug had been

pulled out from underneath them because things are worse than we let on to be.

Hi. Hello.

Oh. There are you.

I'm going to get a glass of wine. Let me get the girls to come down. Girls, can

you all come down to the living room, please?

I just felt so bad to let them down because we really did have an amazing

marriage for a long time.

Why are we being summoned to the living room?

You're being summoned.

We're bringing you to the principal's office. I'm trying to think of

I've done that way. Does it feel like the principal's office right now?

Not that I went there many times, but... We'll start when Dad comes in here, but

we just wanted to talk about all the stuff that's come out, you know, wanting

this to be more of an open conversation.

I'm waiting for you. I was just...

We wanted to clear anything up for you if you guys are worried or have

or anything.

I mean, I think the most important thing is just for you guys to know we haven't

told you guys everything because we try to protect you. And then all of a sudden

you kind of get blindsided by this public news and then you don't know

It's probably difficult.

I just wanted to make sure that we were open and that you guys knew what we

were.

going through and see if there's any questions.

You know, I do want you guys to know we haven't talked about the divorce.

Just so you guys know that.

Obviously, we're no stranger to rumors.

All those other times, they were just rumors that came out of nowhere.

And this time, we all know that you guys aren't having the best year.

So it kind of hit a little different. And then everyone reaching out just made

it that much more overwhelming.

Maybe this isn't a good opportunity to ask you guys, like, what you guys plan

do in terms of your own relationship. Like, what happens now?

The fact that we are so busy and working, it's like, okay, well, we can

this time and have a little space while working through our stuff.

You're taking more space. You feel like you guys need more space to work through

it. Well, we're doing this while living under the same roof.

Not necessarily, no.

What I was just going to say is what I meant by that is that we are trying to

figure out what we want and try to work through this. It's like I don't want to

leave, and I don't want Dad to leave, so we're doing this while we're under the

same roof.

So that's been the plan, and if we feel it's not working, not effective,

then we will go to the next step, which I don't know. Or if it is working, then

great.

Are you okay?

You sure?

What's wrong, Portia? Come here.

Okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Yeah.

We're not broken, just bent.

Very racial and family, and we always will be.

Always will be.

I've come to realize that, you know, there's a big chance that we're not

to end up together.

What is the issue that the two of you can't let go of?

There were things that happened that made me lose my trust.

I wasn't able to recover

from.

People that are in love with each other and they want to stay together forever

and ever and ever, they put me here and they put their name.

That's so romantic.

What should we write?

Kyle. Mauricio forever.

And we can come back, we can show the kids one day and bring them back here.

Yay!

Honey, give her a little frosting with your fingers. You want a little

Happy holidays.

Very good happy holidays!

Welcome home.

Bye!

Excuse me. Don't be stealing her from me.

I'm sorry.

It wasn't your fault.

It was not your fault. Get the video.

I just

want to

be at peace wherever I'm at.

Because I haven't really had that.

Am I dumb?

You're dumb.

Erica says she wants me to eviscerate you today.

Kyle sends me a text yesterday, basically trying to silence me.

Are you holding a crystal?

I am.

I'm holding a Xanax.

No crystal will fix my problem.

Coming up on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion.

What exactly do you think other than my boob is fake on me?

Don't you dare.

Don't you dare.

I'm sorry.

Are there specific things that you think that Kyle is not answering for? We all

share what's going on in our lives. You acted like I did something wrong to you

instead of saying, are you okay? Do you need a friend?

You have been relentlessly mean to me. Where? As Denise would say, watch the

show. I don't want to be part of your system of life.

Are you ever going to apologize to me for saying that I said she had an eating

disorder? You say I attack you when you know what an attack is.

You do know I had a gun to my head. But what is crazy is to actually go on

national television and to peddle a false narrative.

There were rumors about infidelity in your relationship?

Could you see yourself with Morgan?

Um... Here she comes, everybody. The Grand Tom of

Beverly Hills.

Are you okay? Are you okay?

Oh, God. Are you okay? Can we call somebody, please?

You're shaking. You're shaking. You are really shaking.