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We will be a regiment shooting grouse
in their roost in the dark.

Riley, Almonds.
Remember the parachutes?

Stirling wants to know
if we'll do it again.

I'm not asking for anything
other than permission...

And 60 men. Men I will choose
according to my own criteria.

Why do you want to fight
in the desert, Dave?

I just love
killing fascists, sir.

This regiment isn't all Paddys, is it?

If you decide to join them,
I will join the SAS too.

They've been sent
to a place called Kabrit.

Two hundred miles behind
the German and Italian lines.

- What are the chances of survival?
- Ten percent?

This is SAS base camp.

Stopping the advance of fascism
across Africa is now down to us.

God help us.

Based on a true story,

the events depicted
which seem most unbelievable

are mostly true.

3 MONTHS LATER

BAGUSH AIRSTRIP
16TH NOVEMBER 1941

Paddy,

play the mad man.

He is the mad man.

Hey, do you postmen have a problem
with a wee bit of wind?

Oh Paddy, shut up.

I'd fly one of these
fucking things myself.

Sure it's just a truck
with a lot of ambition.

Okay, that's enough.

Don't you get fucking smart
with me you shit.

Step aside.

Gentlemen...

I understand your concerns
regarding the weather.

This isn't weather.

This is the whole desert
risen up into the air.

General Auchinleck
will move his 8th Army

against Rommel's front line
in order to relieve Tobruk.

- If Tobruk falls...
- Tobruk will not fall!

Cairo and the Suez Canal
are next.

Malta and the Mediterranean
topple like dominoes.

It ends...
with Rommel rolling his Panzers

up the Mall
towards Buckingham Palace.

His planes must not
attack our troops.

The SAS have trained for months
to blow them up on the ground.

We will not be stood down.
Many lives depend on us.

It's God's work.

We have one shot at this.
Do you understand?

Your job is to deliver us
and turn back!

We will make our own way home.

The wind is 30 knots.
15 knots is considered unsafe.

- War is fucking unsafe.
- Enough, enough.

Besides, Captain Stirling
outranks you.

You will have to sleep
with your own conscience

if Auchinleck's advance
is stopped by air superiority,

and Tobruk falls to the enemy.

Get your men boarded.

Good man.

- Was that too much?
- I think it went rather well.

Mad bastard.

ROGUE HEROES

Letters for home in the bag.

- Time is now!
- Chalk three ready?

- Sir!
- Off we pop.

Go on lads.

Chalk two!

Chalk one.

Dear Mother...

If I don't return
and there is a body to burn,

spread my ashes
among the heather

and let the grouse laugh at my fate

because now
it is I and my comrades

who are the grouse,
flying onto the guns.

And below us, the enemy are even now
loading up and taking aim.

My dearest Mirren...

You know I love you.

And I know I could make you so happy
that you wouldn't want to die

in case heaven wasn't as good.

Just say yes. You'll marry me
when I'm a proper captain

and I won't ask you to put it in the
papers because I might die tonight,

and then
people would say, "Ha, Ha,"

or they would say, "Poor dear,"
and both are horrid.

And if all this
is a lovely dream of mine,

well, it has been lovely
dreaming it.

The potential for greatness
of these men is huge.

I just hope these
other officers can see that.

Or they'll be getting added to the long
list of silver spoon-fed idiots...

This new outfit I got
mixed up in is pretty curious.

During our brief period of training,
the men have lived on rum and lime...

My dear sister,

I'm having a very jolly time
with this new unit.

I sincerely hope I get a chance to show
the officers what I can do with a rifle.

It's a fine crowd of lads, love.
So you're not to worry.

You just get all the happiness
out of life that you can.

Anything that
brings you happiness kid.

Fuck this.

I have been reunited with an old friend
from the Ulster Rifles.

He's a Protestant, Paddy Mayne,

though he drinks
like a Catholic.

We're able to talk about home
to each other.

He's the same man I knew
in Ireland,

but lately I am changed by him.

There's a fellow here I knew in Ulster,
Eion McGonigal.

He's from the other side,
but we don't talk religion.

If I sit up barking and howling at night
as I sometimes do,

he takes me for a walk
and throws a stick for me.

When I find myself
become a devil,

he reminds me that underneath
I am a poet.

Sir, pilot wants a word with you.

Nothing to worry about lads.

Just a bit of fun, eh.

We're two minutes from the drop.

But Captain Stirling, if you do go out
in this, it will be suicide.

Suicide, Captain Stirling!
Nothing more!

There's no shame in turning back
on a night like this.

Think of your men.

The gentleman aboard have been
appraised of their circumstances

and have made their decisions.

Proceed with your descent

The mad bastards are gonna jump.

- Are we ready, chaps?
- Yes sir!

It's a 10 mile stroll to the airstrips.

We'll bomb their planes
while they sleep

and rendezvous with Paddy and Jock's
boys for a rum breakfast. Yes?

Yes!

Bloody hell, Mitcham, you're looking pale,
are you tempted?

- No, sir.
- No?

Right, listen up.

No dicking about.

Yes sir!

Stand up!

Hook up!

Stand up!

Hook up!

Action station.

Check your lines.

Go!

Go! Go! Go!

L Detachment!

L Detachment!

Almonds?

Yates?

Mitcham?

L Detachment?

Yates? Mitcham?

Sir!

Sir!

I was...
I was dragged over the cliff.

Can you stand?

No.
I cannot stand sir.

I heard my spine snap.

Like a fucking gunshot.

Do you want some water?

I cannot stand this pain.

- I'm sorry.
- Mitcham, no!

Fuck!

May the Lord have mercy
on your soul.

And on mine.

Well, Father...

you said war could be unpleasant!

I found explosives
and machine guns.

- Then fortune is with us.
- Let's move.

Move where, sir?

To the airfields.

There are only eight of us, sir.

So it'll be harder for them
to see us from the air. Come on.

- Form up.
- Fuck off.

What's wrong with your arm?

It's broken, sir.

Then...

you are lucky,

in the SAS,

you don't have to salute.

Now,

before we proceed, we need to ascertain
where the airfields are.

And to do that, we need
to ascertain where we are.

Riley. I believe
you retained your compass.

All I can say for sure is that
the airfields are on the coast.

- And that we are south of them.
- Good.

So we head north.

There are only eight of us, sir.

If you make
that observation again...

there will only be seven of us.

I would head north,
even if I were alone.

- Right.
- We got work to do!

"Do you think there's a far border town,
somewhere at the desert's edge,

"the last of the lands we know,"

"Some gaunt
eventual limit of our light,

"In which I'll find you waiting,

"and we'll go together,
hand in hand again, out there,

"Into the waste we know not,

"into the night?"

- Who?
- Thanks.

McGonigal, sir.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay.

- He landed hard, got dragged.
- Yes, I understand.

Did you manage to locate
any of the weapons?

Got only one machine gun
and six grenades.

No explosives or detonators.

They will all be buried in the sand
on account of the wind.

All right,
we'll use the grenades.

You what?

We will head north,
that fucking way, up there...

and we will reach the coast
and we will find their airfields.

Paddy, we won't destroy a single fucking
thing with what we've got, lad.

Paddy...
We were gonna head south.

Sir, there are dark clouds.
It's going to rain.

We need to move to a higher ground
before we get washed away.

Right.

This was a fuck up, yeah?
A grand old fuck up it was.

Now if we wipe ourselves out,

it will be the only thing
that we ever did, Paddy.

And they'll say that all that
we ever did was fuck up.

- GHQ will laugh at us, yeah.
- So...

Your conclusion...
is that we should stand down?

- Is that it?
- Paddy, I didn't mean it...

Your conclusion, corporal, is that
we should stand down?

- Sir, I don't mean...
- Is that it?

- After what they've done to him!
- Wasn't them that killed him.

It was the wind and the fall, and our
decision. A decision we all made.

Sorry, sir.

Paddy, we need to be alive
to go again.

Sir, shall we move out?

- Sir?
- Paddy, we can't leave without you.

It's fine. Go.

I'll catch you up.

Go.

Well, gather your belongings.
Let's fuck off.

Come on, Cooper,
get up from there.

Give me your hand.

Do we even know
where we're going, sir?

Of course!

Jock!

- There's water in the compass.
- Also in the Lewes bombs.

They're drenched,
completely useless.

The bombs in our packs
are called Lewes Bombs

because Lewes is my name
and I fucking invented them.

- I will decide when they are useless.
- Oh, fuck!

- Get that man out of the water!
- Get him out for god's sake!

- Come on, come on, man.
- Come on, you're all right.

Unless you want us all to drown,
we must turn back!

You know,
I once swam the Thames.

At Tower Bridge.

Just as Julius Caesar
swam the Tiber.

- Breasted it.
- Jock

Look.

The water turned the desert
into quicksand.

We can't walk across quicksand,
let alone swim it.

I am not suggesting, Riley,
that I am Julius Caesar.

But like Caesar, my first attempt
at conquest has been thwarted.

Caesar withdrew and came back.

That is what we will do.
We will go, but we will come back!

Yes.

With certainty.

Come on,
you heard the man! Move!

I can hear singing.

Now you sing the second verse

in order to reassure them
that we are not Germans.

In Kabrit, we officers
resolved a desert procedure.

If you see a fire in the night,
you sing the first verse

and the people at the fire sing
the second verse, because if we were...

Germans, we wouldn't
know the words.

Any of you lads
know the second verse?

No.

No.

Well...

if you don't sing it in the next...
30 seconds,

then the procedure
is to open fire.

If Paddy's out there,
it'll be five seconds.

God, how amusing this all is.

Come on.

You all right sir.

Except the gang is not...

all here, is it?

No.

The gang is not all here.

A brew, lads.

How's everyone then?

There's some...

tea, Paddy.

Come on.

There we are.

Paddy.

Looks like
our passengers have arrived.

- I thought there were 55 of them.
- Don't worry.

You'll still be paid
if you drive home empty.

Long Range Desert Group!

Identify yourselves.

Good man.

We are

L Detachment,

First Special Air Service Brigade.

What's left of us.

Maybe it's your attitude.

Maybe it's the way you walk.
But you are walking on a tightrope.

This is a big desert.

But there is no room in it for realists,

or pragmatists,

or believers in common sense.

Last night was the first...

uncertain step...

on the long walk to glory.

There is no other narrative.

That's it, old boy, come on.

What happened?

We experienced some weather.

Ah, yes.

Are you in charge here?

The desert's in charge here.
Maybe you've learned that, sir.

What news of Tobruk?
We've been away from radio.

Come on.

Get a nice bath.

Drink a beer, or two, or three.

And then
we'll talk about Tobruk.

Come on.

Another fuck up?

Another fuck up.

But anyway,

we run the rickshaws into town.

How many more can we expect?

Ah, well,

the weather we experienced
was very bad, so...

Yes.

Perhaps not many.

Right.

And, uh,

how long do you want to wait?

Oh, you know...

forever.

No, I don't like waiting around.

I have a poker game
in Cairo on Thursdays.

We have some cattle to round up.

- Let's go, boys. Come on.
- On your feet.

- Come on.
- Feet!

Sir.

Big leap, boys!

How the hell are you going to find them
in this vastness?

In the desert,
everything can be predicted.

You were dropped in the North quad,
number 12, then rain came.

Rising flood sends your boys
up to high ground,

the platypus ridge
which runs south,

so they walk south
until the ridge splits.

Fuck off back there!

Come on.

Then they reach
the Bang Bang Oasis.

Which even the Brits can see
on account of the vegetation.

Come on.

Then they follow the dried up river
bed south, until they arrive...

right about...

now.

About there.

Looks like I will make
my poker game.

I only count eight... of our men.

22 survivors out of...

55.

Not a shot fired except a damn good
soldier firing into his own brain.

Not a plane destroyed,
not a fucking detonator detonated.

What will GHQ do?

Do about what?

Nothing happened. Our mission was
never authorised so no one will know.

There are a few at GHQ that do know,
and they will laugh, but...

mostly they will be too busy
losing the war to care.

And we will be stood down
when we get back to Cairo.

Yes.

If we go back.

They say...

"The boys from
the Long Range Desert Group

"can find a pencil
in 1000 square miles of desert,

"just so long as it casts
a shadow.

"They can find a downed pilot
in an area the size of England

"in the middle of the night
in a sandstorm."

So?

So.

I wonder...

if they can find the SAS
a place of sanctuary?

Hello!

What are you doing here?

I come here to relax.

I thought it was time for us to update
each other on some recent events.

Your office was locked.

Recent events?

General De Gaulle
needs to be kept informed

of British strategies in North Africa.

- French 75.
- Yes, madam.

Tell me, what is the General's
main concern at the moment?

Fuck you.

Where are they?

Do you mean where are "they"?

Or where is "he"?

- Do you want to have dinner?
- No. Just tell me where they are.

No one is saying anything.
For Cairo, that is unusual.

Well, truth is,
no one knows where they are.

Any survivors should have
reported back two weeks ago.

We've had no communications
of any sort.

What happened to them?

Well, before you begin
to imagine some heroic combat,

it's almost certain
that if they are all dead,

they weren't killed
by the Germans or the Italians.

They were killed by the desert.
The wind, the sand, the thorns.

Oh, and by the reckless decision taken
by our friend and his comrades

coz they couldn't stand
to lose face.

They decided to take off
and make a parachute drop,

at night in the middle
of a fucking sandstorm.

What is it about Stirling
that you dislike so much?

I invented the SAS.

And he had no right to destroy it
on its first mission.

And if it's not destroyed,

it's now a laughing stock among the few
people who even know it exists.

In terms of percentage, I'm afraid
the chances of Stirling being still alive

are just this side of zero.

I thought you knew the rules
of engagement in time of war?

Fucking is fine.
Feeling is not.

Now, then.

This, my friends, is Jalo.

Literally, unquestionably, undeniably
the middle of fucking nowhere.

If "Fucking Nowhere" had a capital city,
this would be it.

And... and this would be the main street
of Fucking Nowhere City.

And the Lord Mayor
would be fucking no one,

presiding over fuck all,

in a place where there was
no one around to give a fuck.

Which is exactly what you asked for,
Captain Stirling, am I right?

We could carry on driving,

but I'd say this place is as good as any
other part of nowhere we might find.

How far to the German airfields?

Sirte is 350 miles northwest.

The allied front line?

If you drove east,
the first allied position you'd come to

is a New Zealand reserve troop,
80 miles across open desert.

But the Kiwi fighting men have been
sent north, so the camp's empty.

If you need any help,
there isn't any.

New Zealand camp is empty,
you say?

A few wounded, a few guards.

And a few... empty trucks,
one might imagine.

And maybe some guns they left behind,
maybe some ammunition.

Would there be a piano?

A fucking piano?

The capital city of Fucking Nowhere
will do us just fine, but first...

We need to do
a spot of shopping.

Come on, you dishy bastard.

- Thieving bastard.
- It were me.

If I'd known you were going to rob the
place, I wouldn't have brought you, sir.

Call me David. Not sir.

Phillip, sentry duty.

- On the tower. One hour.
- Yes, sir.

If you can, perhaps,

you might bury the explosive canisters
to keep them out of direct heat.

Where can I put the piano?

- Do you play the piano, Paddy?
- No.

Eoin was trying to teach me.
I want to carry on.

- Put it in the mess hall.
- There isn't a mess hall.

So build one.

- Seekings.
- Yes, boss.

Now, last night was rather a success,
so we have something to celebrate.

What did you steal
by way of drinks?

Brought you 45 gallons
of New Zealand rum, sir.

Good boy, right. So by the time that
we're unpacked, it'll be cocktail hour.

And then when we've had our cocktails
and the sun is set,

I think we should go
for a bit of a jolly.

Over there.

Ammunitions will be signed in
by Lieutenant Fraser,

unless he has a problem
with that.

- No, sir. This way.
- Good.

Refuel your vehicles, Mr. Sadler.
We go tonight.

Get the tents up.
Let's not be too creative.

Call me Mike.

Targets will be given
on the coast.

Ten Lewes bombs for each man.
At the ready.

Have your ten minute fuses,
and your 30 minute fuses.

Do not use your bombs
until you can smell the Messerschmitt.

SAS motorised mission number one.

- Move out, you fucking virgins.
- Come on, Bob.

We are ten miles outside
of Sirte airstrip, directly north.

I'm going to pick three men, take them
there, and do what damage I can.

Lewes, you will take your men
to Mersa Brega.

Your target is fuel trucks
and supply trucks.

Paddy, you will take your men
to Tamet airstrip.

Your target is Italian Caproni
fighter bombers and Messerschmitts.

- Bill Fraser? Where are you?
- I'm here.

Come on.

I hear during the fuck up

that you repeatedly asked questions
of your commanding officer.

Well, we have decided,
in order to avoid further fuck ups,

that questions are
to be welcomed in the SAS.

You will pick four men
and travel to Agedabia.

If questions are welcome, sir
I've got a question.

Yes.

- Can me and the boys have some rum?
- Oh, absolutely. Seekings, please.

Yes, Seekings, come on.

Right. We rendezvous back here
tomorrow morning.

You and your drivers wait here
for our return.

With all due respect, sir, I'm fucking
sick of being the taxi service.

I can read this desert better
than any man here.

Well, if it's action that you're after,

go with Paddy Mayne.

We have a second chance.

Let's see what the stars
have in store for us, shall we?

Come on.

Pull up.

TAMET
GERMAN / ITALIAN AIRSTRIP

AGEDABIA
GERMAN / ITALIAN AIRSTRIP

MERSA BREGA
GERMAN / ITALIAN SUPPLY DEPOT

SIRTE
GERMAN / ITALIAN AIRSTRIP

It's empty.

They've all flown.

Shit.

Prime fuses, ten minutes.

Go.

Riley. Take one man,

go to the right.

I'm gonna take three men,

flank around from the rear.

Back here in eight minutes.

Hit as many trucks as you can.
For God's sake don't be seen.

Go.

Sadler.

This is the famous Lewes bomb.

Never heard of it.

That's because it's only famous
That's us.

Jock Lewes invented it.
He cooked us up a prototype.

Tonight, we're going
to try them out.

- You've never used them before?
- No, but Jock Lewes is very smart.

I'm sure we'll be fine.

Now, these have all been primed
and ready to go off in ten minutes, right?

- From now?
- From now.

So we should fucking
get on with it, Paddy.

- Ten minutes is plenty of time, boys.
- Plenty of time for what?

They're drunk, Paddy. We can plant the
bombs and be gone before they know...

Low hanging fruit.

Ripe apples.

Those drunks are pilots and engineers
when they sober up.

So to fuck with conventions,
Geneva or otherwise.

This is our fucking work, boys.
This is who we are. To kill and be killed.

Any man too just and good and noble
for work like this can stay behind,

polish their bullets,
make a nice wee necklace.

Myself, I am tranquil.

I never go to parties
to which I'm invited anyway.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Would you like a light?

- Here you are.
- Are you a German?

No. English, actually.

- English?
- Yes.

English...

Hello.

Fuck.

Good evening.

Shit!
Take cover!

Come on.

In three minutes the bombs go off,
including this truck.

Not ideal.

Think they've had
enough now, Paddy.

Paddy, Paddy!

Two minutes to blow
the planes boys. Move.

Fucking move!

Jock, in one minute
this truck's about to get a bit hot.

Not helpful.

Come on.

Paddy?
Are we nearly out?

Where's Paddy?

Where on earth is he?

Paddy!

Paddy!

I'm out.

Get down, down!

The bombs work.

- Move.
- Go, go!

Paddy.

Let's get back to those chimps.

Paddy!
Where are you, Paddy?

Yes!

Yes, boys.

That's Mersa Brega and Agedabia
blown to hell, sir.

Yes.

And that's Paddy Mayne at Tamet.

And here am I in the dark
and silence in Sirte.

Come on it's not
a competition, sir.

Of course it fucking is.

Come on.

GARDEN CITY, CAIRO
BRITISH GHQ.

Sir.
Report from intelligence.

Ah, my dear.

At last I have something to report
that's actually true.

Actually fucking true.

Intercepted radio communications

between the German
and Italian air force commands,

says that the night before last,
48 fighter bombers and fighter aircraft

were destroyed while on the ground
at two separate air bases.

Destroyed by men who appeared
apparently from nowhere

and disappeared into the desert.

Also 17 fuel tankers, supply trucks,
ammunition crates, and explosives

were destroyed at Mersa Brega.

Apparently those few who caught
a glimpse of the attackers

said they wore no uniforms
and looked like wild savages.

So he's alive?

The important thing
is that my creation is alive.

I think the mystery of what happened
to L Detachment First SAS Brigade,

may have been solved, sir.

Well, I think that boy
may just have won his bet.

I see.

I see.

Let the games begin.

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