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>> Bill: THANK YOU, PEOPLE.

HOW ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN -- THANK YOU

VERY MUCH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

I KNOW WHAT'S EXCITING,

HOLIDAYS, HALLOWEEN, WE HAVE

SPARED ALL EXPENSE.

[LAUGHTER]

IF THEY KNEW WITH THE BUDGET WAS

HERE, I TELL YOU.

THIS IS EXCITING ABOUT ONCE

EVERY SEVEN YEARS HALLOWEEN

FALLS ON THE DAY WE ACTUALLY DO

THE SHOW.

I TAKE IT AS A GOOD OMEN IT'S

GOING TO BE A GREAT HALLOWEEN.

WRONG YEAR TO GO AS A MARRIOTT

SHE BAND.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S A FUN TIME, ALSO A

DANGEROUS TIME.

I HAD A BAD TIME LAST YEAR,

SOMEONE LACED MY DRUGS WITH

CANDY.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

I LOVE THE WAY THEY GET INTO THE

ACT IN WASHINGTON.

THE WHITE HOUSE BACK FROM HIS

TRIP, A LOT OF CHILDREN AND

MUSIC AND PLAYING THRILLER,

TRICK OR TREATING.

LOTS OF MEMBERS OF THE TRUMP

ADMINISTRATION WERE THERE.

THE BRAIN EATING ZOMBIES LEFT

HUNGRY.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

I KID WITH LOVE, ALWAYS WITH

LOVE.

SPEAKING OF GOING HUNGRY THE

FOOD STAMP MONEY OUT TOMORROW.

THIS AIN'T FUNNY, THE GOVERNMENT

HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR A MONTH,

THERE IS THIS BATTLE OF CHICKEN

IN WASHINGTON.

[LAUGHTER]

WHY IS THAT?

THEY ARE PLAYING A GAME OF

CHICKEN WITH EACH OTHER TO SEE

WHO WILL BLINK FIRST AND

PEOPLE'S CARDS ARE GOING TO SHOW

UP ON SATURDAY AND THERE'S GOING

TO BE NOTHING TO BUY FOOD, THIS

IS NOT FUNNY AND AT THE SAME

TIME, THEY DID FIND, THE

ADMINISTRATION $40 BILLION TO

LOAN ARGENTINA.

I THINK I KNOW WHAT "AMERICAN

FIRST" MEANS.

WHEN YOU'RE A FOREIGN COUNTRY

AND YOU NEED MONEY, ASK AMERICA

FIRST.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

EVEN THE REPUBLICANS, THE

NATIVES ARE GETTING A LITTLE

RESTLESS, A LOT OF THEM ARE

SAYING THE PRESIDENT SPENDS TOO

MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT FOREIGN

ISSUES AND NOT ENOUGH HERE AT

HOME.

HE GOT BACK FROM A BIG ASIAN

TRIP, HOPEFULLY THIS IS GOOD TO.

THOSE ASIANS, THEY KNOW HOW TO

KISS ASS.

HE WAS IN SOUTH KOREA AND THE

PRESIDENT THERE GAVE HIM A

GOLDEN CROWN.

AND TRUMP WAS VERY MOVED BY IT,

HE SAID "I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE

I'M GOING TO KEEP IT.

ON MY HEAD TO."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THERE ARE SOME PRETTY GOOD NEWS

ON THAT IN THE KING AREA.

IT'S A BIG WORD, KING BECAUSE

THIRD TERM, THE PRESIDENT HAS

TALKED ABOUT A THIRD TERM MANY

TIMES.

IN THE PAST "I THINK YOU COULD

DO IT."

[LAUGHTER]

THIS WEEK HE SAID BASED ON WHAT

I READ TO, I GUESS IS NOT

ALLOWED BUT WE'LL SEE WHAT

HAPPENS.

[LAUGHTER]

FIRST OF ALL, I CAN SHOW YOU

WHERE YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT.

IT'S 14 WORDS IN THIS THING

CALLED THE CONSTITUTION.

[LAUGHTER]

THE PRESIDENT SAID I CAN'T

COMMENT ON AN ONGOING

INSURRECTION.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HERE IS A KINGLY MOVE THAT

HAPPENED THIS WEEK, THE JUSTICE

DEPARTMENT SUSPENDED TWO FEDERAL

PROSECUTORS BECAUSE THEY WROTE A

REPORT AND IN THE REPORT THEY

REFERRED TO JANUARY 6TH AS A

RIOT, AND A MOM ABOUT.

IN THIS ADMINISTRATION YOU

CANNOT EVEN USE THOSE WORDS, NO

RIOT, DON'T SAY MOB, PLEASE!

YOU ACT LIKE THEY RUSHED THE

BUILDING AND SMASH THEIR WAY IN

AND BEAT UP COPS AND SMEARED

SHIT ON THE WALLS.

[LAUGHTER]

OH WAIT, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT

THEY DID DO -- IT WAS NOT A MOB

BECAUSE THEY ARE PATRIOTS AND IT

COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A RIOT

BECAUSE THEY WERE WHITE.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

ALSO, IT WAS A BIG WEEK FOR THE

WORD "TRILLION."

THE PRESIDENT SAID THE SHUTDOWN

OF THE GOVERNMENT A MONTH OLD

AND THE DEMOCRATS, THIS IS HIS

VIEW OF THIS, THEY WANT

"TRILLIONS" -- THEY WANT TO TAKE

TRILLIONS FROM THE HEALTH CARE

SYSTEM AND GIVE IT TO OTHERS.

AND THEN HE SAID WHEN HE WAS IN

ASIA HE SAID I'M GOING TO BE

BRINGING BACK TRILLIONS FROM

JAPAN.

JUST STOP SAYING NUMBERS.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

IT REMINDS ME OF THE GUY WHO

THINKS HE CAN SPEAK FRENCH BUT

CAN'T.

[LAUGHTER]

LEAVE THE WAITER ALONE.

[LAUGHTER]

AND BY THE WAY WE WOULDN'T NEED

TO TRILLIONS FOR HEALTH CARE FOR

MIGRANTS IF I.C.E. WOULD STOP

HITTING THEM ON THE HEAD TO.

[APPLAUSE]

ALSO, A BIG WEEK FOR THE WORD

"NUCLEAR.

>> WE HAVE SOMETHING IN THIS

COUNTRY CALLED THE FILIBUSTER,

IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR I NEVER

REALLY GOT THE CONCEPT.

IT'S A DEMOCRACY, HUNDRED

SENATORS, 51 THAT SHOULD BE --

AND NO.

WITH A FILIBUSTER UNIT 60.

WHOEVER IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE

WANTS TO GET RID OF THE

FILIBUSTER.

ONCE THE DEMOCRATS, THEY WANT TO

COME ONCE THE REPUBLICANS THEY

WANT TO COME IT LETS THEM HAVE

THIS POWER -- SO TRUMP NOW WANTS

TO GET RID OF THE FILIBUSTER.

HE ALSO ANNOUNCED THIS WEEK WE

ARE GOING TO RESUME NUCLEAR

TESTING -- HE KNOWS THE

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NUCLEAR AND

NUCLEAR, DOESN'T HE?

[LAUGHTER]

OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW

MICHAEL MOYNIHAN AND MARJORIE

TAYLOR GREENE ARE HERE, BUT

FIRST...

HE'S THE DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER

OF THE NEW DOCUMENTARY "THE AGE

OF DISCLOSURE," RELEASING IN

SELECT THEATERS AND STREAMING

WORLDWIDE ON PRIME VIDEO

NOVEMBER 21ST.

TAKE A LOOK:

>> IT'S A WHOLE FLEET OF THEM.

>> REPEATED INSTANCES OF

SOMETHING OPERATING IN THE

AIRSPACE OVER RESTRICTED NUCLEAR

FACILITIES.

AND IT'S NOT OURS.

SPEAK OF THESE OR OTHER WORLDLY

THINGS THAT ARE PERFORMING

MANEUVERS THAT HAVE -- HAVEN'T

BEEN SEEN.

>> YOU CAN SEE IT START TO

ACCELERATE IN IT AS IT GETS IN

FRONT OF US, IT WAS GONE.

THIS THING WAS DUE IN

32,000 MILES PER HOUR.

>> Bill: PLEASE WELCOME

DAN FARAH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

APPRECIATE HAVING YOU HERE.

ALL RIGHT -- I SAW YOUR MOVIE I

CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT

THIS NOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S

HALLOWEEN I KNOW IT'S A SPOOKY

SUBJECT TO.

BUT I'VE BEEN ON YOUR PAGE FOR

QUITE A WHILE.

I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN

WE TALKED ABOUT UFOs OR WHAT

WE CALL THEM NOW?

>> UAP.

>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW WHY WE

HAD TO MAKE THE CHANGE.

>> UNIDENTIFIED ANOMALOUS

PHENOMENA.

>> Bill: I THOUGHT IT WAS

ARIEL?

UNIDENTIFIED ANOMALOUS

PHENOMENON?

WHATEVER IT IS, THEIR FLYING

SAUCERS.

[LAUGHTER]

THINGS HAVE CHANGED A LOT.

I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN

IT WAS JUST THE KOOK -- IF YOU

KNOW THAT THIS IS HAPPENING NOW

I'M NOT SURE WHO THE KOOK IS.

IT USED TO BE CRAZY PEOPLE ARE

PEOPLE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF

NOWHERE WHO GOT ANALLY PROBED.

NOW IS NOT JUST THE MILITARY

PEOPLE AND THE DEFENSE

DEPARTMENT PEOPLE BUT EVERYBODY.

YOU DID A GREAT SERVICE WITH

THIS ONE BECAUSE YOU PUT IT ALL

TOGETHER AND YOU SEE ALL THESE

PEOPLE, NOT JUST -- IT'S

BIPARTISAN.

YOU CAN SEE CHUCK SCHUMER AND

ADAM SCHIFF AND VERY SERIOUS

PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE WITH THE BUZZ

CUTS IN THE MILITARY TALKING

ABOUT THIS AND SAYING THE KIND

OF THINGS THAT JUST CANNOT BE

EXPLAINED.

MY FIRST QUESTION TO YOU IS

COULD YOU GO THROUGH THE SIX

OBSERVABLES?

THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT YOU

CANNOT DENY THEY ARE SEEN.

>> A NUMBER OF INTELLIGENCE

OFFICIALS I INTERVIEWED WHO

ACTIVELY INVESTIGATED UAP AND

NONHUMAN INTELLIGENT LIFE OR THE

GOVERNMENT, THEY CAME UP WITH A

SET OF OBSERVABLES, THEY CALLED

THEM.

FLIGHT CHARACTERISTICS THAT WE

OBSERVED AND IT'S THINGS WE

CAN'T DO.

INSTANTANEOUS ACCELERATION.

>> Bill: IS ATTENDING HIS

ACCELERATION.

>> STOPPING ON A DIME AND TAKING

OFF.

>> Bill: ONE OF THE GUYS IN

THE MOVIE SAYS THEY HOVER FOR A

FEW MINUTES AND THEN IT'S GONE.

>> ANTIGRAVITY CHARACTERISTICS,

THAT SEEMS THEY ARE NOT IMPACTED

BY GRAVITY, GOING FROM ONE

MEDIUM TO ANOTHER, GOING FROM

SPACE TO THE HEIR TO THE OCEAN,

SEAMLESSLY.

>> Bill: TRAVELING IN THE

OCEAN AT SPEEDS WE COULD NEVER

TRAVEL IN THE OCEAN, AND BE

AFFECTED BY FRICTION OF ANY KI

KIND.

>> HYPERSONIC VELOCITY, THE LONG

AND SHORT OF IT IS THESE THINGS

ARE DOING THINGS THAT WE CAN'T

DO, OUR MOST ADVANCED AIRCRAFT

CAN'T OPERATE THIS WAY.

AND THEY ARE DOING IT WITH

IMPUNITY AND ARE MOST SENSITIVE

AIRSPACE.

OUR TRAINING RANGES, MILITARY

BASES WHERE WE HAVE OUR DEFENSE

CAPABILITIES LIKE VANDENBERG

AIR FORCE BASE ON THE COAST OF

CALIFORNIA, WHERE WE HAVE THE

HEART OF OUR DEFENSE

CAPABILITIES, UAP ACTIVITY THERE

REGULARLY.

OUR NUCLEAR WEAPONS BASES, IT'S

A SERIOUS ISSUE.

>> Bill: IT COULD BE THE MOST

SERIOUS ISSUE.

I FEEL LIKE THEY REMIND ME, THE

ALIENS A LITTLE BIT OF THE GUY

IN THE TOUGH GUY MOVIE WHO

ALWAYS SAYS IF I WANTED YOU TO

BE DEAD YOU'D BE DEAD BY NOW.

[LAUGHTER]

I FEEL LIKE IF THEY HAVE THIS

CAPABILITY IF IF THEY WANTED US

DEAD WE WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW.

>> ONE OF THE POINTS RAISED IN

OUR FILM IS WHAT IF THAT'S BEEN

THE CASE FOR A LONG TIME BUT

CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE CHANGED?

WEAVE OF ALL THE TECHNOLOGICALLY

VERY QUICKLY OVER THE LAST 80

YEARS.

OUR MORALS H HAVE NOT REALLY

INVOLVED, WE ARE STILL A VIOLENT

SPECIES, STILL THREATENING WAR,

STILL INVADING SOVEREIGN

NATIONS.

>> Bill: YOU BRING UP THE

POINT AND I THINK IT'S A GREAT

WHEN I DON'T THINK IT'S A

COINCIDENCE WE START FINDING

STUFF IN 1947, RIGHT AFTER THE

DAWN OF THE NUCLEAR AGE.

THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE ROSS

WELCOME THEY HAVE FOUND -- YOU

HAVE PEOPLE WHO SAY --

>> PEOPLE WHO SAY ROSS WILL HAVE

ENDED IT WAS REAL.

>> Bill: YOU HAVE PEOPLE SAY I

SAW WITH MY OWN EYES AND ALIEN

BODY OR A SPACESHIP THAT CRAS

CRASHED.

>> I THINK THE CONNECTION

BETWEEN NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND UAP

IS FASCINATING, ONE OF THE MOST

INTERESTING THINGS I LEARNED

ABOUT MAKING THIS MOVIE, IN LINE

WITH HARNESSING NUCLEAR ENERGY

AND TECHNOLOGICAL PROGRESS, UAP

ACTIVITY HAS INCREASED.

IT'S SAFE TO ASSUME THEY ARE

CONCERNED WITH OUR PROGRESS

TECHNOLOGICALLY.

>> Bill: I'M GOING BY WHAT I'M

READING, NOT SEEING IN OUR MOVIE

BUT READING FOR YEARS NOW,

CERTAINLY IN THE LAST 5 TO 10

YEARS, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE IS A

PROGRESSION AT THE BEGINNING,

THEY SEEM TO BE INTERESTED --

THEY WERE MORE LAND-BASED, THE

THINGS WE FOUND.

THAT WAS THAT BOOK COMMUNION

SOMEBODY WROTE ABOUT A NUMBER OF

PEOPLE, HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHO

HAVE VERY SIMILAR EXPERIENCE, IT

COULD BE A DIFFERENT

PSYCHOLOGICAL PHENOMENON, BUT

THEY ALL SEEM TO BE BOARDED ON A

SPACESHIP, THEY HAVE A VAGUE

MEMORY OF BEING PROBED IN THE

ASS.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WERE

STUDYING US -- OKAY, LET'S FIND

OUT WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE ABOUT

TO.

THAN THEY SEEM TO HAVE GHOSTED

US, THEY ARE NOT PROBING US

ANYMORE.

YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT THAT, I

FEEL LIKE OKAY, WE KNOW WHO WE

ARE DEALING WITH.

>> I THINK THERE'S BEEN A

TURNING POINT IN THAT GOVERNMENT

OFFICIALS ARE TRYING TO

ACKNOWLEDGE THIS IS A REAL

SITUATION.

IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, IT'S

SERIOUS AND IT'S AN ISSUE THAT

SHOULD BECOME A SERIOUS NATIONAL

CONVERSATION.

>> Bill: I THINK IT IS NOW AND

WHEN OUR TECHNOLOGY CHANGES,

THEY VERY WELL MAY CHANGE THEIR

ATTITUDE TOWARD US.

THEY COULD HAVE BEEN HERE

FOREVER, YOU SEEM TO THINK THEIR

BASES ARE UNDER THE OCEAN WHICH

IS THE BEST PLACE YOU WOULD

HIDE, WE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT

THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

>> 80% OF THE OCEAN HAS BEEN

EXPLORED.

'S PLEA WHEN THEY SEEM TO BE

INTERESTED WHEN WE STARTED TO

HAVE NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY, NOW WE

HAVE AIA.

IS IT POSSIBLE WE GET TO THIS

LEVEL WHERE WE ARE GETTING

THREATENING TO THEM WITH OUR

INTELLIGENCE AND THAT IS WHEN

THEY ARE GOING TO SEND

KEANU REEVES TO SAY -- WHAT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

>> IT SEEMS THAT WE ARE MOVING

TOWARDS A CROSSROADS, WE ARE ALL

FOLDING TECHNOLOGICALLY TO A

POINT WHERE WE ARE CLOSE TO

DOING WHAT THEY DO, YET AGAIN

OUR MORALS HAVE NOT EVOLVED.

WE COULD BE VIEWED AS A

POTENTIAL THREAT TO.

>> Bill: PLAINLY WE ARE NOT

CLOSE TO WHAT THEY ARE DOING,

MAYBE WE WILL WITH AI PUT ALL

THE STUFF YOU'RE DESCRIBING IS

THE REASON WHY IT'S SO ALARMING

AS WE ARE NOT CLOSE, WE DON'T

EVEN KNOW HOW THEY PULL IT OFF,

HOW YOU DO THIS STUFF.

MAYBE WE HAVE A FEW YEARS -- I

FELT THIS WAS A VERY POSITIVE --

EVEN THOUGH SOME PEOPLE WOULD

READ IT DIFFERENTLY.

THEY SEEM TO HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

TO TURN OFF OR ON OUR NUCLEAR

WEAPONS.

THERE WAS AN INSTANCE --

>> THERE'S BEEN A FEW EVENTS

WERE UAP ACTIVITY OVER NUCLEAR

WEAPONS SITES HAVE ACTIVATED

MISSILES IN SOME CASES AND TURN

THEM OFF IN SOME CASES.

IT'S OBVIOUSLY A DISPLAY OF

POWER OF SOME SORT, YOUR GUESS

IS AS GOOD AS MINE WHAT THE

INTENTION IS BUT IT'S CONCE

CONCERNING.

>> Bill: IT'S CONCERNING ALSO

IF THEY ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO

TURN OFF OUR NUCLEAR MISSILES, I

SAY THEY CAN'T GET HERE SOON

ENOUGH.

[APPLAUSE]

OF THAT TO ME LOOKS LIKE THEY

ARE SAVING US FROM OURSELVES.

POSSIBLY.

>> IT'S COULD BE, THERE'S BEEN

DIFFERENT OPINIONS VOICED IN MY

FILM.

SOME PEOPLE SAY IT'S THE

EQUIVALENT OF ADULTS TAKING

MATCHSTICKS OUT OF THE HANDS OF

CHILDREN.

THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT.

ANOTHER WAY IS THEY ARE

CONCERNED ABOUT OUR PROGRESS AND

TRYING TO DETER US FROM MOVING

FORWARD TO.

>> Bill: LET ME BE DEVIL'S

ADVOCATE HERE BECAUSE I'M SURE

THERE ARE PEOPLE SAYING WHAT

ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE?

PEOPLE WHO HAVE SKEPTICISM IN

THEIR ARGUMENTS THEY LEVEL

AGAINST YOU, IT COULD BE ANOTHER

POWER LIKE CHINA, RUSSIA THAT

HAS THIS TECHNOLOGY THAT WE

DON'T HAVE, I DON'T THINK --

>> I THINK THAT'S EVEN MORE

TERRIFYING.

WE KNOW THE INTENTIONS OF OUR

ADVERSARIES AND THEY ARE NOT

GOOD TO.

IF IT TURNS OUT CHINA

LEAPFROGGED US TECHNOLOGICALLY

BY A LOT OF --

>> Bill: THEY DIDN'T.

>> THE PERSON WHO CAN'T WRAP

THEIR HEAD AROUND THE IDEA THAT

IS NOT HUMAN INTELLIGENCE HE

WOULD SAY --

>> Bill: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I

HEAR, ONE OF THE PEOPLE VERY

PROMINENT VERY EARLY ON

INTERESTED IN THIS SUBJECT AND

LOOKING INTO IT WAS HARRY REID

TO.

THE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR FROM UTAH

AND HE'S A MORMON.

THE MORMONS BELIEVE IN PLANET

>> I DON'T KNOW THIS.

>> Bill: YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT

THE MORMONS?

LET ME TELL YOU.

IF YOU THINK THE SCIENTOLOGISTS

ARE WEIRD TO.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY BELIEVE GOD IS A 6'2" MAN,

YOU KNOW HIS EXACT HEIGHT AND HE

LIVES ON THE NECK ON THE PLANET

KOLOP.

WHERE IS KOLOP?

IF YOU HIT ORC YOU'VE GONE TOO

FAR.

HARRY REID WANTED TO LEGITIMIZE

ALIEN INVASION BECAUSE IT MAKES

HIS RELIGION MAKE MORE SENSE.

>> I DON'T THINK SO.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Bill: HERE'S MY QUESTION --

IS THIS SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN

HIDDEN FROM PRESIDENTS

THEMSELVES?

IT'S BEEN 80 YEARS.

SOMEHOW A LOT OF THIS STUFF HAS

BEEN KEPT UNDER WRAPS, WOULDN'T

TRUMP HAVE BLABBED ABOUT AT?

>> ONE OF THE SHOCKING

INTERVIEWS IN MY FILM WAS

SECRETARY RUBIO GOING ON THE

RECORD AS SAYING THIS HAS BEEN

SO DEEPLY HIDDEN AND EVEN

PRESIDENTS ARE NOT TOLD ALL THE

FACTS AROUND THIS TOPIC.

THEY ARE GIVEN A LITTLE BIT OF

INFORMATION AND THEY ARE TOLD

THE DIRECTIONS IS GOING TO GO

BUT THEY ARE KEPT OUT OF IT.

THAT WAS SHOCKING TO HEAR

SOMEONE AT HIS LEVEL MAKING IT

CLEAR.

>> Bill: THERE'S ALSO THE

THEORY I SAW IN YOUR MOVIE THAT

POSSIBLY WHEN THESE CRASHES TAKE

PLACE, THEY'RE DOING IT ON

PURPOSE?

SO WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ABSORB

THEIR TECHNOLOGY -- THAT WE HAVE

FOUND THEIR SPACECRAFT POSSIBLY

AND REVERSE ENGINEER IT SO WE

CAN LEARN.

CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING WE MAY

HAVE LEARNED IT FROM ALIEN CRA

CRASH?

>> THERE'S A LOT OF SPECULATION

ON WHAT SORT OF TECHNOLOGY THAT

WE HAVE BENEFITED FROM HAS COME

OUT OF THESE SITUATIONS.

>> Bill: TANG.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

>> ONE OF THE SERIOUS REVEALS IN

THE FILM IS OFFICIALS IN OUR

GOVERNMENT AND ELECTED OFFICIALS

AND OUR GOVERNMENT HAVE

UNCOVERED THE FACT THERE IS A

DEEPLY HIDDEN UAP CRASH

RETRIEVAL PROGRAM AND THEY HAD

BEEN REVERSE ENGINEERING UAP AND

THERE IS IN FACT A PROGRAM --

ADVERSARIAL NATIONS AS WELL --

THERE IS ESSENTIALLY HIGH-STAKES

SECRET COLD WAR RACE TO REVERSE

ENGINEER THIS TECHNOLOGY.

SOME OF THE INTERVIEW SUBJECTS

REFER TO THIS AS THE MANHATTAN

PROJECT ON STEROIDS BECAUSE THE

STAKES ARE SO HIGH UP AT THE

PUBLIC HAS NO IDEA.

ONE OF THE THINGS I HOPE COMES

OUT OF THIS FILM IS THE PUBLIC

BECOMING AWARE OF THIS SITUATION

BECAUSE THESE CIRCUMSTANCES

IMPACT US ALL THAT WE OFFER THE

MOST PART THINK IT'S NOT A

SERIOUS ISSUE COME UP WITH TO

GET THE JOKE.

>> Bill: I THI I DON'T THINK IT'

JOKE, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THEY

HAVE EVIL INTENT AT LEAST FOR

NOW.

GIVEN THE STATE OF HUMANITY, I

DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY COULD

REALLY DO WORSE.

>> IF YOU WERE AN ADVANCED

NONHUMAN INTELLIGENT SPECIES

WOULD YOU WANT US SHOWING UP ON

YOUR FRONT LAWN?

>> Bill: LET'S LEAVE THAT --

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[LAUGHTER]

GREAT WORK, I APPRECIATE YOUR

EFFORTS.

LET'S MEET OUR PANEL!

WELCOME ABOARD, HOW ARE YOU

DOING?

HE CO-HOSTS "THE FIFTH COLUMN"

PODCAST AND IS THE HOST OF "THE

MOYNIHAN REPORT" INTERVIEW

SERIES: MICHAEL MOYNIHAN

BACK WITH US, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

SHE'S A REPUBLICAN CONGRESSWOMAN

WHO REPRESENTS GEORGIA'S 14TH

DISTRICT: MARJORIE TAYLOR

GREENE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YOU BROUGHT A BIG CHEERING

SECTION, IS NOT SO BAD HERE IN

CALIFORNIA.

I HAVE ONE FOLLOW-UP QUESTION TO

THAT.

THIS REALLY COULD BE WHEN WE

LOOK BACK THE MOST IMPORTANT

ISSUE THAT WE DISCUSS COME

EVERYTHING ELSE MIGHT SEEM

TRIVIAL IF THE ALIENS ARE HERE.

IF THERE WAS AN ALIEN INVASION

THEY USED TO SAY IF THERE WAS,

IT WOULD UNITE US.

>> NO.

>> Bill: I DON'T THINK SO

EITHER.

I THINK DEMOCRATS AND

REPUBLICANS WOULD BOTH TRY TO

RECRUIT IT TO KILL THE OTHER

ONE.

>> I.C.E. WOULD GO AFTER IT, IT

DEPENDS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> I DON'T KNOW WE CAN'T EVEN

FROM THE GOVERNMENT, NOT SURE WE

CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT UAPs.

>> Bill: BUT WE CAN DO

SOMETHING -- I'VE HEARD YOU SAY

BEFORE AND HE REITERATED

RECENTLY YOU SAID YOU THINK

THERE'S SOMETHING IN A NATIONAL

DIVORCE, YOU WANT A PEACEFUL

NATIONAL DIVORCE?

I HOPE YOU WERE JUST HAVING A

BAD DAY WHEN YOU SAID THAT.

I MEAN THAT.

>> IF YOU HAD ALL THE DEATH

THREATS I HAD, YOU CAN

UNDERSTAND WHY.

>> Bill: I DO.

>> YOU DO.

>> Bill: I GET THEM FOR BOTH

SIDES.

>> ME TO LATELY.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: YOU KNOW THAT'S

IMPOSSIBLE, YOU'RE FROM GEORGIA,

ATLANTA IS IN GEORGIA, HOW COULD

THAT WORK IF ATLANTA A VERY BLUE

CITY IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RED

STATES, HOW COULD THAT WORK AS A

NATIONAL DIVORCE?

>> I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT

BELIEVE OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

HAS GROWN SO BIG AND OUT OF

CONTROL WITH $38 TRILLION IN

DEBT.

OVER THE DECADES IT'S BEEN BOTH

SIDES OF THE AISLE THAT HAVE

FAILED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SO

MUCH THAT IT WOULD BE GREAT TO

REDUCE THE SIZE AND POWER OF THE

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND GIVE MORE

POWER BACK TO THE STATES.

>> Bill: IT'S TRADITIONAL

REPUBLICAN THINKING.

THAT'S NORMAL.

GREAT, YEAH.

>> I'M ALL FOR IT.

A NATIONAL DIVORCE -- I DON'T

KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY THAT,

MEANING WE CLEAVE OURSELVES OFF

INTO TO GO SEPARATE COUNTRIES OF

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES?

I DON'T KNOW THESE DAYS WHAT IT

IS TO BE A CONSERVATIVE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A CONSERVATIVE

IS COMPARED TO WHAT IT WAS TEN

YEARS AGO.

I SAW YOU WERE PRAISED BY

BERNIE SANDERS THE OTHER DAY ON

A CNN TOWN HALL.

NONE OF THE CATEGORIES MAKE

SENSE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT

WOULD LOOK LIKE AS FAR AS LEFT

AND RIGHT.

>> Bill: BUT WE HAVE TO TALK

TO EACH OTHER.

I HEARD YOU SAY RECENTLY ALSO WE

CAN'T EVEN TALK TO THE LEFT --

YOU'RE TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

IN ALL FAIRNESS, THIS IS THE

FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN INVITED TO

YOUR SHOW --

>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

THAT.

>> I'M POSITIVE.

>> Bill: MAYBE THE PEOPLE

DIDN'T TELL YOU, SOMETIMES THE

MESSAGE DOESN'T GET THROUGH.

I THINK WE HAVE INVITED YOU.

WE HAVE TO DO THAT, I GET THAT

SHIT TOO, I HAD DINNER WITH

TRUMP.

>> THEY GIVE YOU A HARD TIME

ABOUT THAT.

>> Bill: THEY STILL DO, IT'S

THE STUPIDEST POSITION IN THE

WORLD.

IS IT YOU CAN GO A FULL

HIGH SCHOOL AND SAY WE ARE GOING

TO INVITE HIM TO THE LUNCH

TABLE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: MORE PEOPLE LIKE ME

SHOULD TALK TO HIM.

YOU TALK TO HIM, RIGHT?

HE'S MAD AT YOU NOW, HE'S MET AT

BOTH OF US, I KNOW HE'S MAD AT

ME.

>> I HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP

WITH THE PRESIDENT, I'VE ALWAYS

SUPPORTED HIM AND GAVE HIM MY

SUPPORT FOR FREE.

>> Bill: YOU ARE FINALLY THE

ONE REPUBLICAN WHO IS

DISSENTING.

I WAS GOING TO DO A WHOLE PIECE

ON YOU BUT YOU ARE BOOKED ON THE

SHOW SO I WILL SAY IT TO YOU.

FOR ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE LEFT

TO OUR SAYING WHERE IS THE

REPUBLICAN WHO WILL STAND UP ON

ISSUES AGAINST TRUMP -- THEY

JUST FALL IN LINE, RIGHT HERE.

YOU'VE DISSENTED ON THE EPSTEIN

FILES, YOU'VE DISSENTED ON A

NUMBER OF ISSUES.

HEALTH CARE -- WHERE'S MY LIST?

I.C.E., THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN,

SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME OVERSEAS

AND NOT ENOUGH HERE.

THE OBAMACARE ONE MUST TALK

ABOUT THAT ONE.

I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHAT THE

REPUBLICANS REALLY WANT TO DO

ABOUT HEALTH CARE, WHICH IS --

THE PREMIUMS ARE GOING TO GO UP

TOMORROW.

>> I'M WAITING FOR THE PLAN COME

I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET.

THAT HAS BEEN A LOT OF MY ANGST.

A LOT OF THINGS I SAY ARE

AGAINST MY OWN PARTY BUT THEY

ARE THE FRUSTRATIONS IN

CONGRESS.

I BELIEVE CONGRESS SHOULD BE

SOLVING A LOT OF THESE PROBLEMS.

CONGRESS IS NOT SOLVING THESE

PROBLEMS.

I HAVE REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP

LOOKING AT OBAMACARE WAS PASSED

IN 2010, IT WANTED TO PLACE IN

2014 AND PREMIUMS HAVE

SKYROCKETED EVER SINCE.

IT WAS GOOD FOR SOME THAT

COULDN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE

OR COULDN'T GET HEALTH INSURANCE

BUT FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS, SMALL

BUSINESS OWNERS, PEOPLE THAT HAD

TO BUY THEIR OWN INSURANCE, IT

HAS CRUSHED THEM.

>> Bill: OBAMACARE HAS CRUSHED

THEM?

>> I WILL TELL YOU FOR EXAMPLE

WHEN OBAMACARE WENT INTO PLACE

IT TOOK MY OWN FAMILY OF FIVE

HEALTH INSURANCE POLICY FROM

$800 A MONTH TO OVER $2400 A

MONTH, MORE THAN OUR MORTGAGE

PAYMENT AND THAT'S WHAT SO MANY

PEOPLE HAVE EXPERIENCED OVER ALL

OF THESE YEARS BUT HERE'S THE

BIG PROBLEM.

IT'S ABOUT TO SKYROCKET IN

JANUARY OF 2025.

HERE'S WHY I'M ANGRY, THE

DEMOCRATS PASSED OBAMACARE, YET

THE REPUBLICANS HAVE NEVER DONE

ANYTHING TO CORRECT THE PROBLEMS

THAT EXIST WITH IT.

I PLAYED MY OWN PARTY, THAT IS

ABSOLUTELY WRONG.

I DON'T THINK IT IS AN EASY

THING TO FIX, HOWEVER IT'S

SOMETHING WE SHOULD HAVE A PLAN

FOR AND MIKE JOHNSON FOR A MONTH

NOW CANNOT GIVE ME A SINGLE

POLICY IDEA.

I'M ANGRY ABOUT THAT.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: IS THIS YOUR

UNDERSTANDING OF OBAMACARE THAT

IT RAISES --

>> I DID SUSPECT I WOULD COME ON

AND SAY I AGREE WITH CONGRESSMAN

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE BUT I DO

ON THAT, THE FIRST THING IS THE

PRICES ARE OUT OF CONTROL, WE

ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SUBSIDIES,

COVERT ERA SUBSIDIES RENEWED AND

THE ENTIRE SHUTDOWN IS BASED ON

THE SUBSIDIES.

>> Bill: THAT'S WHAT IT'S

BASED ON FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T

KNOW, DURING COVID THEY UPPED

THE SUBSIDIES AND THEN A BIT OF

A BAIT AND SWITCH, I WILL GIVE

YOU IT'S TRUE ON THAT ONE.

YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S NOT QUITE

KOSHER TO SAY WE ARE DOING THIS

FOR THE COVID EMERGENCY AND THEN

WHEN THE EMERGENCY IS OVER SAY

NO, IT'S FOREVER.

>> THEY ARE TEMPORARY SUBSIDIES.

>> Bill: AT LEAST BE HONEST

ABOUT IT.

>> THE THING ABOUT IT IS THESE

SUBSIDIES DON'T DO ANYTHING TO

LOWER COSTS.

THE ONLY THING THEY DO IS MASK

COSTS.

THE GOVERNMENT IS PAYING THESE

ENORMOUS -- MY INSURANCE I

LOOKED OUT THE OTHER DAY HOW

MUCH I PAY IS COMPLETELY

OUTRAGEOUS, I'M PAYING A COUPLE

THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH MYSELF

AND MY EMPLOYER PAYS FOR TWO

PEOPLE.

>> Bill: THIS IS OBAMACARE?

>> THIS IS PRIVATE MARKET.

>> Bill: I DON'T GET WHAT

HAPPENS EITHER WAY.

>> INSURANCE PREMIUMS ARE GOING

UP REGARDLESS.

>> Bill: EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS

GOING UP IN THE HEALTH MARKET

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE NOT HEALTHY,

THERE IS A WAY TO LOWER COSTS

WHICH WOULD BE TO ASK PEOPLE TO

PARTICIPATE IN THEIR OWN HEALTH

BUT WE DON'T DO THAT.

[APPLAUSE]

>> I AGREE WITH YOU, HERE'S WHAT

WOULD BE REALLY GREAT.

GREAT TO PICK A

WEEDY PRICE TRANSPARENCY.

SOMEONE GOES TO THE HOSPITAL

WITH A CRISIS AND THEY COME OUT

OF THE HOSPITAL AND FOUR MONTHS

ON END HERE COME THE BILLS AND

THE BILLS KEEP COMING.

YOU ARE NEVER TOLD IN THE FRONT

AND BACK HOW MUCH THIS IS GOING

TO COST I THINK THAT'S

UNACCEPTABLE.

>> I'M IN AGREEMENT, THIS IS

INCREDIBLE.

LOOK AT EXAMPLES OF PEOPLE

GETTING COVID TESTS IN 2003 FROM

HOSPITALS ONE IS $100.01 TO

$6,000, $6,000 COVID TESTS.

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS THE

FIRST TO HAVE A POLICY THAT

PASSED WITH T PRICE TRANSPARENCY

FOR HOSPITALS AND DOCTORS.

IT'S ONE THING TO HELP LOWER

COSTS.

>> Bill: IN GENERAL AND I'M

NOT AN EXPERT ON THIS BUT I DO

KNOW THIS -- A LOT OF PEOPLE HAD

NO HEALTH INSURANCE AND THEN

THEY GOT SOMETHING THAT WAS

RELATIVELY AFFORDABLE CALLED

OBAMACARE AND THE REPUBLICANS

NEVER STOPPED TRYING TO KILL IT.

THEY KEPT KICKING OUT DIFFERENT

LEGS OF THIS APPARATUS UNTIL --

AND YET IT IS STILL POPULAR AND

STILL WORKS.

THEY HAVE THIS MYTHICAL IDEA

THAT THERE IS SOME BETTER --

WHAT WAS JOHN THUNE'S?

HE SAID THE PRESIDENT WOULD LIKE

TO OVERHAUL OBAMACARE AND GET

PEOPLE HEALTH INSURANCE THAT IS

HIGHER QUALITY AND MORE

AFFORDABLE.

YEAH, AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE

ABLE TO DUNK.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S NOT A MYSTERY, YOU KEEP

ACTING LIKE THERE IS THIS WAY WE

ARE GOING TO GET TO THIS BETTER

VERSION -- MITT ROMNEY FOUND

THIS OUT, THE CLINTONS FOUND

THIS OUT, OBAMA FOUND THIS OUT

THERE'S ONLY A CERTAIN WAY YOU

CAN DO THIS, THAT YOU CAN GIVE

PEOPLE HEALTH CARE.

IS THE INSURANCE GAME.

YOU ACT LIKE IT'S BIGFOOT, WE

ARE GOING TO FIND IT, YOU'RE NOT

GOING TO FIND IT -- THIS IS IT.

>> I DISAGREE.

>> Bill: I KNOW YOU DO.

>> WHEN YOU MAKE THE AMERICAN

TAXPAYER FOOT THE BILL FOR SO

MANY OTHER PEOPLE IS COMPLETELY

WRONG.

THAT'S WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING

FOR YEARS NOW.

THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS WERE EVEN

HAVING TO PAY FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS

HEALTH INSURANCE, THAT'S

COMPLETELY WRONG.

>> Bill: NOT ALL OF THEM.

>> I COME FROM THE PRIVATE

SECTOR.

WITH PEOPLE IN THE PRIVATE

SECTOR CAN DO THINGS AND BE

SUCCESSFUL, THAN THE GOVERNMENT

CAN DO THINGS AND BE SUCCESSFUL

TOO PUT THE PROBLEM IS IT'S

ALWAYS A FIGHT IN

WASHINGTON, D.C., BETWEEN THE

TWO COAL PARTIES AND THEY SIT IN

THEIR CAMPS AND THEY NEVER COME

TOGETHER TO COME UP WITH REAL

SOLUTIONS.

WHEN YOU HAVE THE LOBBYISTS IN

WASHINGTON, D.C., AND I SEE THEM

NONSTOP, YOU HAVE THEM COMING

AND TELLING LAWMAKERS HERE'S HOW

WE NEED TO WRITE THE BILLS,

THAT'S THE ABSOLUTE FAILURE.

I BELIEVE WE NEED TO DO A BETTER

JOB AND I WISH MIKE JOHNSON

WOULD CALL US BACK INTO SESSION.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: FIRST WE HAVE TO HAVE

HALLOWEEN, IT IS HALLOWEEN YOU

CAN SEE WE SPENT ALL THE MONEY

AND I FOUND OUT THERE IS A NEW

WRINKLE IN HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR.

I'VE GONE TO HAUNTED HOUSES IN

THE PAST BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS A

COMMERCIAL ENDEAVOR.

NOW PEOPLE ARE DOING IT

PRIVATELY.

I SEE THESE PEOPLE -- I'VE SEEN

IT IN MY OWN NEIGHBORHOOD.

THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PERSONAL

HAUNTED HOUSE IN THEIR HOUSE --

I GUESS IT WAS INEVITABLE IN A

NARCISSISTIC SOCIETY THAT YOU

HAVE TO HAVE YOUR OWN HAUNTED

HOUSE.

SO YOU FEATURE THE THING THAT

SCARES YOU BECAUSE IT'S ALL

ABOUT YOU.

THIS IS GOING ON AROUND THE

COUNTRY, EVEN CELEBRITIES ARE

DOING IT.

WHAT YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME?

I KNEW YOU WOULD DO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

FOR EXAMPLE.

BRITNEY SPEARS' HOUSE OF

KNIVES.

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

J LO'S VAULT OF EX-HUSBANDS AND

FIANCES.

[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]

GAVIN NEWSOM'S HAUNTED HOUSE OF

HAT HAIR.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

NICK CANNON'S CORRIDOR OF

CONDOMS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

KENDALL JENNER'S HALL OF NO

MIRRORS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

KANYE WEST'S CHAMBER OF JEWS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

GRETA THUNBERG'S PANIC ROOM OF

PLASTIC STRAWS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OF COURSE RIGHT HERE IN

CALIFORNIA WE HAVE:

KATIE PORTER'S CAVE OF STAFFERS

WHO ARE IN HER FUCKING SHOT!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OKAY.

I'M GLAD WE ARE HAVING A GOOD

TIME BECAUSE TOMORROW A LOT OF

PEOPLE ARE NOT.

42 MILLION PEOPLE ARE GOING TO

LOSE THEIR FOOD STAMPS, THEIR

EBT CARD WHICH IS WHAT THEY USE

FOR IT IS GOING TO SHOW 0 ON IT.

WHAT I HAVE BEEN READING AS MOST

OF THESE PEOPLE POST ON THE LAST

TWO WEEKS.

IT REALLY DOESN'T COVER THE

WHOLE MONTH.

THE LAST TWO WEEKS ARE ROUGH

ANYWAY UNTIL YOU GET THAT NEW --

IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ON THE CA

CARD.

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THIS AS

A MEMBER OF CONGRESS?

>> I BELIEVE WE SHOULD FUND THE

GOVERNMENT.

I PUT IT ON SEPTEMBER 18TH --

>> Bill: COULD WE DO THIS

WITHOUT FUND THE GOVERNMENT, IS

THERE AN EMERGENCY FUND THEY

JUST WON'T LET BE USED?

>> THERE WAS A JUDGE THAT RULED

TODAY THAT MONEY SHOULD BE USED.

MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT IT IS

$5 BILLION BUT IS NOT QUITE

ENOUGH TO FUND FOR A FULL MONTH

WHICH IS 8 TO $000 MILLION.

LET ME TELL YOU, THE BEST

SOLUTION IS FOR THE DEMOCRATS

AND REPUBLICANS IN THE SENATE TO

STOP PLAYING GAMES.

THE DEMOCRATS CAN VOTE AND THEY

CAN FUND THE GOVERNMENT JUST

LIKE THAT, BUT THE REPUBLICANS

IN THE SENATE, THEY CAN USE THE

NUCLEAR OPTION, OVERRIDE THE

FILIBUSTER AND THEY CAN FROM THE

GOVERNMENT.

HERE'S MY PROBLEM, THE AMERICAN

PEOPLE ARE BEING USED LIKE A

PINATA IN THIS SITUATION.

I THINK IT'S COMPLETELY WRONG.

[APPLAUSE]

>> THERE ARE TWO JUDGES THAT

RULED TODAY THE ADMINISTRATION

HAD SAID THOSE EMERGENCY FUNDS

WERE NOT AVAILABLE TO THEM AND

THEY SAID THEY CAN BE MADE

AVAILABLE TO YOU, MAKE THEM

AVAILABLE.

BUT AS THE CONGRESSWOMAN SAID

IT'S NOT THE FULL AMOUNT IT'S

ONLY GOING TO BE A CERTAIN

AMOUNT.

UP LTHE POLITICAL GAME OF CHICKE

INFERIOR EATING AND YOU LOOK AT

THE LATEST POLL, 50% OF APPROVE

OF CONGRESS,

15% -- OF PEOPLE DEBATING

THESE THINGS AND I SAW

SOMEONE SAYING THIS TODAY DEBBIE

WASSERMAN SCHULTZ.

THEY ARE GETTING POLL NUMBERS ON

THIS, ARE WE LOOKING GOOD IN

THIS?

THE REPUBLICANS ARE LOOKING AT

THIS THEIR LOOKING GO -- THE

ASTONISHING FIGURE THAT

42 MILLION PEOPLE IN A COUNTRY

THAT HAS 4.2% UNEMPLOYMENT, IF

YOU SEPARATE THAT AND SAY ARE

YOU USING THESE -- SOMEONE IS

GOING TO HAVE TO SAY LET'S GO,

YOU CAN BLAME IT ON DEMOCRATS OR

REPUBLICANS, I BLAME THEM BOTH,

NOT AN EQUAL MEASURE BUT THE

FACT THIS IS WHAT WE ARE

DEBATING ABOUT.

JUST THOSE EXTENSIONS OF THE

OBAMACARE SUBSIDIES AND THAT IS

WHAT WE ARE PLAYING CHICKEN

WITH.

THERE'S SOMETHING DISGUSTING

ABOUT IT AND PEOPLE IN

CONGRESS --

>> Bill: IT LOOKS BAD AT THIS

MOMENT THAT HE'S GIVING

$40 BILLION TO ARGENTINA, DOES

IT NOT?

[APPLAUSE]

>> I DISAGREE WITH THAT.

I AM SO FAR AMERICA FIRST I'M

AMERICA ONLY RIGHT NOW.

I WANT GOOD TRADE WITH OTHER

FOREIGN COUNTRIES, BUT I DON'T

WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN THEIR

FOREIGN WARS OR THEIR BAILOUTS

OR THEIR FOREIGN CAUSES OR THEIR

FOREIGN AID TO.

I THINK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

DESERVE ALL THE ATTENTION FROM

THE GOVERNMENT.

>> Bill: WHEN THE PRESIDENT

GOES OVERSEAS AND MAKES TRADE

DEALS THAT'S CONNECTED TO THE

DOMESTIC SITUATION AMERICA.

HE'S NOT THE FIRST PRESIDENT TO

PREFER FOREIGN AFFAIRS.

IT'S FUN, THAT'S FUN NOT.

THIS SHIT IN AMERICA, NOT FUN.

CONGRESS SHUT DOWN BUT WHEN YOU

GO OVER THERE AND YOU'RE GETTING

GOLD CROWNS AND TALKING TO THE

LEADERS, MAKE DEALS AND STUFF --

MY QUESTION ABOUT THE PRESIDENT

TO YOU IS THIS: HE COMMANDS A

KIND OF LOYALTY I'VE RARELY SEEN

IN AMERICAN POLITICS.

BUT IT'S BENDING.

WHEN I LOOK AT SOME STATISTICS

OBAMACARE PREMIUMS ARE GOING TO

GO UP, THE FOOD STAMP ISSUE WE

WERE TALKING ABOUT, NEW CAR

PRICES GOING WAY UP.

BEEF PRICES ARE UP 15%, HE RAN

ON I WILL GET RID OF INFLATION

RIGHT AWAY.

TURKEY, THANKSGIVING IS GOING TO

BE 40% MORE.

I WAS READING ABOUT IOWA, THE

COST OF TRACTORS, FERTILIZERS IS

UP.

LABOR IS SCARCER BECAUSE OF

IMMIGRATION POLICIES.

HE'S GOT A BEEF WITH WIND TO.

THAT AFFECTS A LOT OF PEOPLE IN

RED STATES.

HOW MUCH CAN HE BEND IT BEFORE

HE BREAKS IT?

>> I REPRESENT A DISTRICT,

EVERYTHING WE JUST TALKED ABOUT

HAS AFFECTED THEM VERY DEEPLY.

PEOPLE ARE BARELY GETTING BY

MONTH TO MONTH, THEY ARE MAXING

OUT THEIR CREDIT CARDS JUST TO

PAY THEIR RENT AND IT'S

EXTREMELY SAD.

I TELL YOU WHAT, I'M A BIG FAN

OF PRESIDENT TRUMP.

I REALLY AM, I MAKE NO APOLOGIES

FOR IT.

HERE'S THE ISSUE.

UNDER THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION,

WE SAW INFLATION GOING TO 9% AND

WE HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THESE

PRICES COMING BACK DOWN.

I GIVE THE PRESIDENT A LOT OF

CREDIT FOR THAT.

>> Bill: SOME OF THAT WAS

COVID, WAS IT NOT TO?

>> WAS SPENDING, CONGRESS PUMPED

INTO THE ECONOMY, 100,000 SMALL

BUSINESSES WERE SHUTTERED -- I'M

AGAINST THE SHUTDOWNS -- I WAS

AGAINST THEM EVEN WHEN THE

PRESIDENT SAID TWO WEEKS TO SLOW

THE SPREAD TO.

BAD STUFF.

I CAN'T SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH, MY

ANGST IS WITH MY COLLEAGUES.

MY COLLEAGUES I BELIEVE IT'S

CONGRESS THAT HAS FAILED OVER

AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO THE

POINT WHERE MY CHILDREN'S

GENERATION, MY KIDS ARE IN THEIR

20s -- THAT GENERATION IS

LOOKING TO A FUTURE WITH NO

HOPE.

THEY DON'T THINK THEY WILL EVER

BE ABLE TO BUY A HOUSE.

THEY DON'T WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY

CAN AFFORD IT.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: I'M SORRY.

I'M KIDDING, KIDDING, IT'S

HALLOWEEN.

I LOVE CHILDREN ON HALLOWEEN!

I'M GOING AS SEXY PRINCE ANDREW,

I'M GOING TO SCARE THEM ALL AW

AWAY.

>> FOR SURE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Bill: I READ THIS WEEK A

NUMBER OF THE MEMBERS OF THE

ADMINISTRATION ARE LIVING ON A

MILITARY BASE THAT SHE DIDN'T

KNOW THAT WAS NOT STEPHEN

STEPHEN MILLER, KRISTI NOEM

LIVES IN A MILITARY BASE,

MARCO RUBIO -- PETE HEGSETH.

FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE AMERICA SO

MUCH THEY SEEM TO BE SCARED OF

IT.

>> I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THEY

CALL A CONSPIRACY THEORIST WHAT

I HEAR THINGS LIKE THAT I MIGHT

WANT TO THEY KNOW THAT I DON'T

KNOW?

[LAUGHTER]

>> Bill: IT'S IN THE PAPER --

WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?

TRUMP SAYS HE'S GOING TO RESUME

NUCLEAR TESTING.

BAD IDEA WOULD BE MY FIRST

REACTION.

NUCLEAR TESTING IS VERY BAD FOR

THE ATMOSPHERE.

JOHN F. KENNEDY DEALT WITH THIS

ALONG COME, LONG TIME AGO AND

SAID WE ALL BREATHE THE SAME

AIR.

[LAUGHTER]

AND WE DO.

WE DON'T WANT IT FULL OF NUCLEAR

TESTING, I GUESS SOMETIMES THEY

DO IT UNDERGROUND.

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE HAVE TO DO

IT AND WHY WE HAVE TO TEST IT,

IS THIS SOMETHING THAT HAS

REACHED YOUR DESK IN CONGRESS?

>> NOT YET BUT I WOULD VOTE NO

TO THAT.

I'M VERY MUCH AGAINST A NUCLEAR

TESTING, AND IT GETS NUCLEAR WAR

AND I THINK EVERYONE IN HISTORY

KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO JAPAN

AFTER NUCLEAR BOMBS WERE DROPPED

THERE.

I THINK WORLD PEACE IS THE MOST

IMPORTANT THING WE CAN STRIVE

FOR.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: THE PRESIDENT SAYS HE

HAS SOLVED SEVEN OR EIGHT, THE

NUMBER GOES UP A LOT -- I WILL

GIVE HIM THIS, HE IS A GUY WHO

REALLY DOES NOT LIKE WAR.

>> THANK GOODNESS, THAT'S ONE OF

THE REASONS I HAVE ALWAYS

SUPPORTED HIM.

>> Bill: NOW WE ARE PROBABLY

ABOUT TO ATTACK VENEZUELA.

>> ONE WRINKLE IN THAT THEORY --

>> Bill: BUT NOT WITH TROOPS.

HE'S NOT GOING TO GET ANY

AMERICANS KILLED.

>> A BAD IDEA TO LAUNCH MILITARY

STRIKES INSIDE VENEZUELA WHEN

YOU ARE BLOWING UP BOATS, WE

DON'T KNOW WHO'S ON THE BOATS.

NO ONE IS GIVEN US A NAME, SMALL

BOATS THAT CAN'T GET TO AMERICA,

THE COMPLAINT IS ABOUT FENTANYL.

THE ONLY THING YOU GET IN

VENEZUELA IS COLOMBIA'S COCAINE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PURPOSE OF

THIS WOULD BE IT HAS NOT BEEN

EXPLAINED TO THE AMERICAN

PEOPLE.

THAT SHOULD BE SOMETHING IN THE

HANDS OF CONGRESS, IF AN ACT OF

WAR IS NOT DECLARED ON A COUNTRY

LIKE VENEZUELA IT'S MADNESS TO

ME.

IF HE DOESN'T LIKE WAR HE'S NOT

DOING A GOOD JOB SHOWING IT

RIGHT NOW.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: HE DOESN'T LIKE

PEOPLE GETTING KILLED IN WAR,

CERTAINLY AMERICAN -- I WOULD

DOUBT HE WOULD EVER PUT AMERICAN

BOOTS ON THE GROUND.

WHAT IT COULD BE IS THE

BAY OF PIGS, BECAUSE IT SOUNDS

LIKE THE SAME KIND OF THING.

WE DID WANT TO PUT OUR VOICE IN

HARM'S WAY IN CUBA IN THE EARLY

60s, SO WE SAID OKAY, WE'LL

WORK WITH PEOPLE IN CUBA AND

THAT WAS THE RESULT.

>> WE LEARNED THAT LESSON AFTER

IRAQ, WE GOT INVOLVED WITH LIBYA

AND THE NATO OPERATION IN LIBYA,

IN SYRIA, IN IRAQ WHERE THEY ARE

NOT AMERICANS FIGHTING DIRECTLY

IN MOST OLD.

UKRAINE, OF COURSE.

WE ARE IN A LOT OF PLACES AND

THOSE ARE NOT BOOTS ON THE

GROUND BUT WE HAVE RECALIBRATED

HOW WE FIGHT WARS AFTER IRAQ BUT

WE ARE INVOLVED IN MULTIPLE.

>> Bill: HE MADE A BIG DEAL

WITH CHINA WHICH LOOKS LIKE WHAT

WE HAD BEFORE ALL THE MISCHA

GOSS STARTED TO.

I FEEL LIKE HIS PROBLEM WITH

CHINA IS HE CAN BULLY THE

ARABS -- SHE DID THAT VERY WELL,

VERY EFFECTIVELY.

HE CAN BULLY NATO, HE MADE THEM

PAY MORE AND HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT

BOTH OF THOSE SITUATIONS.

THERE WAS SLACK IN THE LINE THAT

HE COULD PULL AND GET SOME MORE

CONCESSIONS.

CHINA IS NOT THAT.

>> I THINK OVER THE YEARS CHINA

HAS BECOME EXTREMELY POWERFUL

AND I CAN TELL YOU WE HAVE THIS

FLOORING INDUSTRY IN DALTON, THE

BIGGEST COMPANIES ARE THERE AND

TRADE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.

THEY NEED A FAIR PLAYING FIELD

TO BE ABLE TO SELL THEIR

PRODUCTS, EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO

THE CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY, TO

HOTELS.

HERE'S THE PROBLEM, THERE'S A

LOT OF THINGS MADE IN CHINA THAT

WE CAN'T MAKE IN THE

UNITED STATES, ESPECIALLY WHEN

IT COMES TO CHEMICALS.

TARIFFS ARE IMPORTANT TO MAKE

SURE THE TRADING IS LEVEL -- I'M

A BIG BELIEVER, HOWEVER LET ME

JUST SAY THIS.

WE HAVE TO HAVE EVEN POLICIES,

NOT UP AND DOWN.

COMPANIES NEED TIME AND NEED TO

BE ABLE TO PLAN AT THE TARIFFS

ARE CONTINUING REALLY GOING UP

AND DOWN BASED ON A TYPE OF

NEGOTIATIONS HAPPENING IT HURTS

THESE COMPANIES.

THEY ARE TELLING ME THIS, THEY

ARE TELLING ME THEY CAN'T PLAN

OVER SIX MONTHS OR A YEAR OR TWO

YEARS AND THAT'S EXTREMELY

IMPORTANT TO.

THAT'S THE FEEDBACK I HEAR FROM

THE COMPANY'S.

>> Bill: HE SAID ABOUT CHINA,

WE ARE A DEPARTMENT STORE AND WE

SET THE PRICE.

CHINA IS THE DEPARTMENT STORE.

WHO GOES TO A DEPARTMENT STORE

ANYMORE?

[APPLAUSE]

WE GOT TO END IT BEAR, TIME FOR

NEW RULES, EVERYBODY!

[APPLAUSE]

NEW RULE: ENOUGH WITH THE FAT

ANIMAL CONTESTS.

FIRST IT WAS THE BEARS IN

ALASKA, NOW TEXAS IS DOING FAT

SQUIRREL WEEK?

STOP ENCOURAGING THESE POOR

CREATURES, LOOK AT THIS FAT FUCK

THIS POOR THING CAN'T EVEN SEE

HIS NUTS.

I'M NOT PROUD OF IT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NEW RULE: SINCE DISNEY ANNOUNCED

THIS WEEK THAT FUBO HAS

SUCCESSFULLY MERGED WITH HULU -

FINALLY!

- THEY HAVE TO CALL THE NEW

COMPANY HOBOGOO.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SINCE I WON'T KNOW WHAT IT DOES

WHY I'D WANT IT, OR HOW IT GOT

ON ME, HOBOGOO IS THE RIGHT

NAME.

"HOBO GOO.

LIKE A STICKY SEAT AT THE TRAIN

STATION, IT'S JUST ON THERE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NEW RULE: PRESIDENT TRUMP MUST

ACKNOWLEDGE THAT IF YOU LOVE

TROLLING THIS MUCH, THEN IT'S

ALWAYS GONNA BE OPEN SEASON ON

TROLLING YOU.

THE PRESIDENT OF SOUTH KOREA

GAVE TRUMP A REPLICA OF A

MASSIVE CROWN WORN BY RULERS OF

THE ANCIENT SILLA KINGDOM - AND

SEEMED TO BE LAUGHING ABOUT IT

BECAUSE EVERYONE IN HIS COUNTRY

KNOWS THE SILLA KINGDOM WAS

FAMOUS FOR HAVING FEMALE RULERS

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

SO IT'S HIS WAY OF SAYING

"ENJOY THE BLING, YOU OLD

QUEEN."

[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]

NEW RULE: EVERY AWARD-WINNING

ACTRESS OVER 40 MUST MAKE A TV

SHOW THAT STARTS WITH A

TEENAGER'S BICYCLE, ABANDONED IN

THE WOODS.

[LAUGHTER]

A SHOW ABOUT A RUST BELT TOWN

THAT'S FULL OF SECRETS, SOME

SCARY, SOME SAD.

BUT ALWAYS THERE'S BEEN A SEX

MURDER, AND ONLY A TINY WOMAN IN

AN OVERSIZED PARKA, WITH A BAD

HAIRCUT, A RED NOSE FROM THE

COLD, AND REGULAR CUTAWAYS TO AN

AA MEETING CAN SOLVE IT.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

NEW RULE: STOP SAYING THAT IT'S

DYSTOPIAN THAT SOME PUBLIC

TOILETS IN CHINA - YES, THIS IS

TRUE - MAKE YOU WATCH AN AD IN

ORDER TO GET THE TOILET PAPER.

THIS IS JUST PART OF THE NEW

TREND OF MAKING US WATCH

COMMERCIALS WHILE STREAMING.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

BUT IF THE ADS EVER BECOME

TARGETED?

YES, THAT WILL BE DYSTOPIAN.

I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE TAKING A

SHIT THINKING, "HOW DOES THE

TOILET KNOW IT'S ME?"

[LAUGHTER]

AND FINALLY, NEW RULE...

SINCE IT'S HALLOWEEN, I MUST

[APPLAUSE]

TELL YOU ALL A GHOST STORY - AND

THIS ONE IS REALLY SCARY.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE KIND OF GHOST

THAT RATTLES YOUR CHAINS OR

TURNS YOUR LIGHTS ON AND OFF

OR, YOU KNOW, LENDS A SENSUAL

HELPING HAND WITH YOUR POTTERY.

[LAUGHTER]

NO, THIS KIND OF GHOST SELLS

DISHWASHERS,

[SCREAMING]

OR AT LEAST IT DID

- YES, I'M TALKING ABOUT A

"GHOST BRAND" - WHICH IS A

COMPANY OR A STORE THAT, LIKE

SEARS, STILL EXISTS, BUT ONLY AS

A PATHETIC SHELL OF ITS FORMER

SELF.

THE BRANDS THAT MAKE YOU SAY

"OH, THEY'RE STILL MAKING THAT?"

[LAUGHTER]

BECAUSE THEY SCREWED THEMSELVES

OUT OF RELEVANCE AND NOW THEIR

LOGOS HAUNT US, WANDERING

NEITHER ALIVE NOR DEAD, LIKE

MITCH MCCONNELL.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BRANDS LIKE KODAK, POLAROID

RADIOSHACK, GE, ATARI AND RCA

STILL HAVE VALUE, BECAUSE NAME

RECOGNITION IS A HUGE ASSET, AND

SO IS NOSTALGIA - YOU TRUST

HITACHI TO MAKE A MAGIC WAND

BECAUSE MOM HAD ONE.

[LAUGHTER]

AND LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT.

BUT IT'S NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO

BE AS A BUSINESS, BARELY

SURVIVING ON OLD CUSTOMER HABIT

WITH JUST ENOUGH JUICE IN THE

NAME TO STILL SLAP IT ON

SOMETHING AND SELL IT SOMEWHERE

THAT SOMEWHERE BEING A STREET

VENDOR'S TABLE IN NANJING WHERE

CHUNGDU

WHERE YOU CAN GET A PLAYBOY

KEY CHAIN FOR A DOLLAR.

YES, THE CAUTIONARY TALE OF THE

GHOST BRAND IS AN IMPORTANT ONE

BECAUSE IT APPLIES NOT ONLY TO

BUSINESS BUT ALSO TO POLITICS.

I FEAR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS

AT RISK OF BECOMING A GHOST

BRAND, TOO.

LIKE SEARS, IT USED TO BE

MIGHTY, ASCENDANT AND POPULAR:

SEARS ONCE ACCOUNTED FOR 1% OF

THE ENTIRE AMERICAN ECONOMY, 41%

OF THE APPLIANCE MARKET, AND

BUILT THE COUNTRY'S TALLEST

TOWER; DEMOCRATS ONCE CONTROLLED

CONGRESS AND THE SUPREME COURT

OR WERE AT LEAST COMPETITIVE.

BUT NOW, EVEN AT A TIME WHEN

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TURNING 250

YEARS OF DEMOCRACY INTO JEANS

SHORTS, THE DEMOCRATS HAVE THEIR

LOWEST RATINGS IN?• ...35 YEARS:

63% UNFAVORABLE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I DON'T KNOW - WHAT HAPPENED TO

SEARS?

IT USED TO BE SYNONYMOUS WITH

THE AMERICAN DREAM.

BECAUSE IT KEPT FAITH WITH WHAT

THE CUSTOMER WANTED.

DID WE LOVE SEARS?

NO, BUT THAT WAS BESIDE THE

POINT.

YOU JUST WENT.

IT WAS LIKE AN AVATAR MOVIE THAT

SOLD TOOLS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT USED TO BE WHERE YOUR FAMILY

BOUGHT EVERYTHING, FROM SCHOOL

CLOTHES TO APPLIANCES, TO YOUR

FAMILY CHRISTMAS PORTRAIT.

NOW, SEARS IS A GREAT PLACE TO

GO IF YOU WANT TO BE ALONE.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT YOU BETTER HURRY - IT USED

TO HAVE 3500 STORES AND NOW IT

HAS FIVE.

SAME THING HAPPENED TO PLAYBOY

EXCEPT IN SILK PAJAMAS AND A

CAPTAIN'S HAT.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

FOR 66 YEARS PLAYBOY MAGAZINE

WAS ALSO A FACT OF AMERICAN

LIFE.

SEARS SOLD YOUR FATHER A

MATTRESS AND PLAYBOY WAS WHAT HE

HID UNDER IT.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

IT WAS A SUREFIRE PRODUCT:

PICTURES OF TITS, AND THEN 25

CARTOONS ABOUT FUCKING SANTA

CLAUS.

[LAUGHTER]

PLUS REAL JOURNALISM - YOU COULD

READ AN INTERVIEW WITH CARTER

WHILE ENJOYING PHOTOS OF "BUSH."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT THEN IT STARTED MESSING

AROUND WITH THE FORMULA.

LIKE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

PLAYBOY DECIDED THEY DIDN'T NEED

STRAIGHT MEN ANYMORE.

THEY PUT TRANSGENDER WOMEN AND

GAY MEN ON THEIR COVER, AND

PREDICTABLY, SALES, LIKE THEIR

SUBSCRIBERS' PENISES, COLLAPSED.

THE STAFF BEGAN USING TERMS LIKE

"INTERSECTIONALITY," "SEX

POSITIVITY" AND "PRIVILEGING,"

AND IN RESPONSE, PLAYBOY READERS

USED TERMS LIKE "NO, THANKS,"

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" AND

"BUH-BYE."

AT ONE POINT, PLAYBOY - YES

PLAYBOY - EVEN DROPPED THE

NUDITY - WHICH IS LIKE CIGAR

AFICIONADO ANNOUNCING, "WE'RE

GETTING RID OF THE CIGARS."

IT WENT FROM "ENTERTAINMENT FOR

MEN" TO "RE EDUCATION FOR

NOBODY," AND ENLIGHTENED THEIR

WAY TO UNPOPULARITY.

MEANWHILE, KIM KARDASHIAN POSED

FOR ANOTHER MAGAZINE AND BROKE

THE INTERNET WITH HER ASS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GIVE PEOPLE

WHAT THEY WANT.

BUT, FOR SOME WEIRD REASON

IT'S TEMPTING FOR SOME PEOPLE

TO NOT DO THAT - BECAUSE EVEN

CRACKER BARREL RECENTLY DECIDED

THAT THEY FELT A LITTLE

EMBARRASSED THAT IT WAS SO

POPULAR WITH BUMPKINS WHO

SALIVATE AT THE SIGHT OF AN OLD

WAGON WHEEL SCREWED TO THE WALL.

SO THEY CHANGED IT TO THIS

WHICH GOT THEM NO NEW CUSTOMERS

WHILE PISSING OFF THE OLD ONES.

IT REMINDED ME OF WHEN CHUCK

SCHUMER SAID IN 2016, THAT "FOR

EVERY BLUE-COLLAR DEMOCRAT WE

LOSE IN WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA WE

WILL PICK UP TWO MODERATE

REPUBLICANS IN THE SUBURBS IN

PHILADELPHIA, OHIO, ILLINOIS AND

WISCONSIN."

YEAH, HOW'D THAT WORK OUT?

[APPLAUSE]

BUT AT LEAST CRACKER BARREL HAD

THE SENSE TO IMMEDIATELY SAY

"OH SHIT, SORRY, AND PUT THE

SLING BLADES BACK ON THE WALL.

DEMOCRATS DON'T SEEM TO BE DOING

THAT.

THEY STILL SEEM TO WANT TO BE

THAT UPSCALE STORE THAT

IMPRESSES CELEBRITIES.

ANYONE REMEMBER BARNEYS?

IT WAS THIS STORE IN NEW YORK

THAT STARTED IN THE 1920S AS A

DISCOUNT CLOTHING JOINT ON

UNFASHIONABLE, GRIMY 7TH AVENUE

A PLACE WHERE THEIR CUSTOMERS

"THE WORKING MAN," COULD GET A

DECENT SUIT AT A REASONABLE

PRICE.

I REMEMBER GOING THERE IN 1993

TO GET MY "WARDROBE" FOR A NEW

SHOW COMEDY CENTRAL WAS

LAUNCHING CALLED "POLITICALLY

INCORRECT" - BECAUSE IT WAS THE

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

PLACE WHERE YOU COULD BUY FIVE

SUITS FOR TWO GRAND.

AND RIGHT AFTER THAT, THEY

OPENED A PLACE ON MADISON AVENUE

WHERE YOU COULD BUY ONE SUIT FOR

FIVE GRAND.

THEY WANTED TO PARTY WITH THE

COOL KIDS, AND FOR A WHILE THEY

GOT TO.

FOR A WHILE.

NOW THEY'RE A GHOST BRAND THAT

EXISTS AS A MINI-BOUTIQUE INSIDE

ONE SAKS STORE.

AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP JUST

BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN, BUT

AFTER BARNEYS CLOSED FOR GOOD IN

2020 IT BECAME...

YES, A SPIRIT HALLOWEEN.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'M JUST SAYIN' DEMOCRATS NEED

TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

BECAUSE AMERICA NEEDS TWO

POLITICAL PARTIES, NOT ONE PARTY

AND ONE HALLOWEEN STORE.

OK THAT'S OUR SHOW.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I WANNA THANK MY GUESTS MICHAEL

MOYNIHAN, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE

AND DAN FARAH.

CLUB RANDOM DROPS EVERY MONDAY

ON YOUTUBE, OR LISTEN WHEREVER

YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS.

NOW GO WATCH "OVERTIME" ON

YOUTUBE.

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[SCREAMING]

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