All language subtitles for Joe 90 S1 E13 - The Unorthodox Shepherd

(groovy music)

(pleasant music)

♪ Son of god love's pure light ♪

♪ Glory beams from
thy holy face ♪

♪ With the dawn of
redeeming grace ♪

♪ Christ the savior is born ♪

♪ Christ the savior is born ♪

- That was fine, and now if
you will turn to page 28.

- Excuse me, reverend but
it's getting pretty late.

- Speak up man, you know
I'm a little bit deaf.

- It's nearly 10.

- 10?

No, no page 28.
- The time.

- Oh, 10 o'clock, yes.

Well, thank you gentlemen.

I'll expect you on Wednesday.

- Goodnight reverend.

- Goodnight.

Professor McClaine, could
I have a word?

- Of course.

- Professor, I must thank
you for coming tonight,

and your son of course.

Will you be staying long
in the village?

- Oh just a few days, I expect.

Vicar, I understand the choir
was much bigger before--

- What, before?

- Before the church
gained the reputation

for being haunted.

- Haunted?

Absolute nonsense.

The villagers are a
superstitious lot.

They say they hear
the bells ring

when no one's around.

Rather strange noises and
ghostly shapes, all nonsense.

Take my word for it.

(bell tolls)

(bell tolls)

- Good morning Sam.

- Morning Mac.

Did you find out anything
at the church last night?

- Not really, reverend
Shepherd seems harmless enough.

- Hm, well let's go
up to your room

and see how Joe's making
out with the brain pattern

of a world bank vice president.

It shouldn't take him long.

(pleasant music)

Hi Joe, what's the verdict?

- Well it's a perfect forgery,
Sam.

- Perfect Joe?
- Yes perfect.

The reason's simple.

This 10 dollar bill
has been printed

from the original plates.

- Then how'd you know
it's a forgery Joe?

- Well, under this
microscope it is possible

to establish it was printed
inside the last two weeks,

but the last official
printing was 17 years ago.

The plates were then
supposedly destroyed in a fire.

There was an investigation
at the time, of course

but the file was closed.

In a couple of months
when the ink ages,

it will be impossible to
distinguish one of these notes

from the real thing.

- Then those plates weren't
really destroyed in the fire.

- That's right, Sam.

- I'm beginning to realize
the need for secrecy.

If these forgeries are
undetectable,

it could play havoc with
our monetary system.

But I can hardly believe

the reverend Shepherd is
mixed up in this.

- Well he paid $100 in
forged bills into the bank.

Where'd he get 'em?

- Well I suggest the
easiest way to find out

is to go and ask him.

(pleasant music)

(knocking)

Reverend Shepherd,
anyone around?

Reverend Shepherd.

- Hm, did someone call?

- Over here sir.

- Ah, professor
McClaine and Joe.

Come in, come in please.

How nice to see you.

- May I introduce an old
friend of mine?

Sam Loover.
- Reverend.

- How are you?

Well, so glad you've dropped in.

I was watering my
florina minoris.

- Yes, well they make a
wonderful show.

- Oh shocking.

It's the central heating that
brings them out you know?

- I beg your pardon?

- Green fly, covered in them.

- So I'd like you to
look at this bill.

It's one of 10 you paid
into the bank,

and well I'm afraid
it's a forgery.

- This is unexpected.

Most kind.

The church restoration fund
is doing rather well lately.

- No sir, I don't think
you quite understand--

- Certainly, I'll give
you a receipt.

Down to expenses, what?

(chuckles)
Yes I know.

I understand.

- Just hold on.

- Well, would anyone
like a cup of tea?

This way, gentlemen.

Do you realize this
time next week,

we'll all be sleeping
off our Christmas dinner.

- I told you Sam, the
idea that that man

is a criminal, a forger,
it's ludicrous.

- I don't know Mac,
there's something going on

at that church, and he
won't convince me

he knows nothing about it.

(eerie music)

(bell tolls)

- Anyone around up there?

- What do you think?

No one would come within a
mile of this place at night.

- The perfect setup.

Who would think of
looking for us

in the crypt of the church?

You done a great job
wiring up the place, Mason.

- It'll do.

It's convinced all the villagers

the place is haunted.

They stay in their beds
these nights.

- You'll pay for this, Mason.

- Shut up.

Remember we're holding old
Thomas over there as hostage.

You just keep
playing it our way,

and he stays alive.

(ominous music)

- Clem Mason, the wandering son

who returned to rest in
the village of his birth

in the good earth of
his forefathers.

Mason?

- Does it mean anything
to you uncle Sam?

- Not really, but I
think we ought to

go and see the vicar again.

I still reckon he's
hiding something.

- Clouds look heavy enough.

We could have a white Christmas.

♪ Good king
Wenceslaus looked out ♪

(humming)

- Stay here and keep quiet.

(humming)

- Yes, we may be lucky.

(humming)

(clicks, pops)

- Oh hello Mr. Loover.

How are you?

- Fine, fine.

- The revolver under your coat,

it's a 43 caliber rapid fire
Jager if I'm not mistaken.

- How in tarnation?

- It's a hobby of mine.

The safety catch has a
very distinctive click.

- You heard me flick the catch?

- Of course, that's why
I didn't jump

when you fired that blank.

Let me see, that particular gun

is issued to MI6,

the world intelligence
network and Interpol.

Which are you?

- I think we'd better
have a long talk, padre.

- Why don't we all go
into the house?

Gentlemen, I think it's time
we put our cards on the table.

- [Sam] Yes vicar.

- Well Mr. Loover,
will you start?

- All right, one.

The plates used to print
counterfeit 10 dollar bills

were not destroyed in
Washington seven years ago.

Two, I'm convinced they're
hidden in or around your church.

Three, according to the
immigration authorities,

you were in Washington

at precisely the right
time 17 years ago.

And four, you need money

to save your church
from falling down.

It's riddled with dry rot.

A lot of money, 10,000 pounds.

Just how far will you
go to get it?

- A fair question.

I was in Washington
17 years ago.

- You don't deny it?

- How could he, Mac?

He went to bring home
the body of a man

who wanted to be buried in
the village he was from.

It's fully documented,
Clem Mason.

We saw his grave this morning.

- Correction, his real
name as Carlo Massoni.

- Carlo Massoni?

Why he had a finger in every
racket on the western seaboard.

- There's a man called
Mason in the village now.

- Yes Joe, that's Carlo
Massoni's nephew.

- Then it's all beginning
to fall into place.

Somehow the plates must have
been smuggled into the country.

The coffin.

They could have been
in the coffin.

- That's it.

I'll pick up Mason.

Give me an hour, he'll talk.

We can sew the whole
thing up by tonight.

You've been very silly, padre.

You should have told
us everything.

You could be charged as
an accessory.

- There was a reason.

- [Mac] What was that, vicar?

- They're holding old Thomas
the verger as hostage.

Mason says he will kill him
at the first sign of trouble,

and I know he means it.

- This is why you've kept up
the pretense of being deaf.

- Yes, that way it avoided
answering embarrassing
questions.

- Mm, we may be able
to work something out.

What do you think Sam?

- It's possible, but we'll
need your help padre.

(eerie music)

- Constable Lumex!
- Who's that?

Oh it's you, vicar.

You gave me a bit of a turn.

- I'm sorry Logan,
listen officer.

I want you to be at the
end of the road

to the church at midnight.

- Oh I don't know about that,
vicar.

- Good, I knew I could
rely on you, Logan.

- Lewis is the name, sir.

And about midnight--

- You've got it, sergeant.

Good man, and if you
see anything

unusual around the church,
don't worry.

Just stay at your post.

- Unusual?

- Yes yes it is turning colder.

Goodnight to you.

- Goodnight.

I say vicar!

Deaf as a post.

(bell tolls)

Something unusual,
the vicar said.

(eerie music)

- Well in four hours we'll have

six million dollars,
every bill perfect.

You collected all the gadgets?

- Yes, tower bells have
rung for the last time.

(bell tolls)

- Stop the press, listen.

It's the bell, someone's
in the church.

- I'll go and check.

(bell tolls)

(eerie music)

- [Man] Mason.

Mason.

This is your uncle,
Carlo Massoni.

- Who, who's there?

Who is it?

It's a trick.

(organ music)

(screeching)

- You have desecrated my memory.

An angel will come to vent
his anger at this sacrilege.

(booming)

(screeching)

- Ah Logan.
- Oh vicar.

- You weren't leaving
were you officer?

- I'm just a policeman, vicar

and these things going
on down at your church,

well it's unnatural.

- Don't worry, constable.

The lord moves in
mysterious ways.

- What's wrong?

You look as if you've
seen a ghost.

- Maybe I have.

I don't know, I'm scared.

I'm getting out.

- Pull yourself together.

- Up there, listen.
(bell tolls)

There's the bell again!

- You stupid fool, it's
some kind of trick.

This'll take care of your ghost,
come on.

Bring Thomas.

- Joe, they're coming
out of the crypt.

Mason has Thomas
covered with a gun

but he looks pretty scared.

- Right, I'm ready.

- Remember Joe, they're
armed so be careful.

- I reckon they'll be so scared
they won't shoot straight.

- Good luck Joe.
- Thanks.

(eerie music)

- Nothing, no bell, no voice,
no ghost.

- I didn't imagine it, I didn't!

- Yeah yeah, come on let's
get back down to the crypt.

- Look!

It's the angel, he's
coming to take his revenge.

- Mason, Mason, come back here!

(harp music)

(gunfire)

- This is Carlo Massoni.

I will be avenged.

(gunfire)

- No no no no!

(pleasant music)

- There you are padre,

reward for the recovery of
the plates, 8,000 pounds.

- I don't know what to say.

- I understood Interpol
were also offering a reward.

2,000 pounds, wasn't it?

So, that makes 10,000 pounds.

A nice, round figure.

- Well I don't think I can--

- Come on, you can collect
it from Interpol, Sam.

- Go on, uncle Sam.

It's Christmas.

- All right Joe, 10,000.

- Well reverend, it's time for
the Christmas carol service.

I hear the whole village
is in the church.

- Tell me one thing, how
did your son Joe

gain the knowledge
and experience

to fly with a power pack?

- The lord moves in
mysterious ways.

(laughing)

♪ Born to give them
second birth ♪

♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪

(pleasant music)