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Happy, happy Valentine's Day.
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Whoa, happy, happy Valentine's Day,
honey. How are you?
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Yeah, right, happy Valentine's Day.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just not a good time of year for
me.
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Well, I guess I can relate to that.
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You and I haven't had the greatest luck
this year, and I think, well, that's why
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I'm here right now.
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That's why I know neither of us have any
plans, and that's a little depressing.
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You know, your mom's been gone for well
over a year. She left with that little
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boy toy of hers.
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He's not fit to wash my socks and jerk
off in them.
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I am really sorry about your boyfriend,
hon.
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Don't remind me.
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He didn't deserve you anyway. I don't
even remember if he did anything for you
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last Valentine's Day.
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No, of course not.
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God forbid he do anything for me.
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Well, guess what?
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What?
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Your daddy did.
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What, really?
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Happy Valentine's Day, honey.
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It's all for you.
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You're welcome. I think it's better.
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I just feel, I mean, you're
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always telling me that I treat you like
a little kid, and I just thought that
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maybe this year would be a good, with
everything you're going through.
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I don't want to embarrass you, but I
have heard you sort of, I guess,
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occupying yourself in here with... Wait,
what?
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Well, you're a little loud, honey.
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No!
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You're grown up now.
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You're an adult. We can talk.
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And you know what? Hey, don't be
embarrassed. I want you to know that I
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toys, too.
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I use toys too. You know, hey, I will go
get mine just to show you and make you
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not so uncomfortable.
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Don't worry about it. Don't worry about
it. I'll be right back.
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Oh, not that toy.
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That one's dangerous.
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Okay, okay.
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Hon, don't be weirded out, but I have
one myself. I don't even
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know what that is.
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Well, it's sort of the male counterpart
to that
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vibrating dildo there.
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And I want you to know that's top of the
line.
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I spared no expense for your happiness.
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I figure if you're going to have a man
in your life, that cares about you, it
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should be your dad.
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Well, why don't you open it up? Open it
up. Come on.
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Don't be afraid.
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I'm excited here. I think it's great.
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We're finally having a grown -up
conversation, and you don't have to use
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poor fingers anymore.
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I'm just trying to keep it light.
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Don't hurt yourself.
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I can't hurt myself.
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It's easier to rip.
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I should have sprung for the travel
carry case,
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but... Welcome gift,
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Blake.
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You're not grown up, but... No, let's be
here.
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That is a little bit terrifying, but I
think it might be fun. A little bit.
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It does need batteries, and the
batteries are in the bag.
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So you're just going to have to keep
digging.
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A little buried treasure for you.
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And yes, that's good for water -based
lube.
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You don't want to deteriorate with oil
-based.
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I read that.
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In Cosmo. I'm trying to be more hip.
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I'm going to start dating soon.
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You're never going to be hip. I'm on
Tinder.
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I know how these things work.
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I have to be open -minded.
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Wow. Tinder is so yesterday.
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Well, I am old.
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You're going to have to teach me where I
should go.
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You can barely work Facebook.
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Hmm. Well.
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I'm more interested in this toy here
than the internet right now.
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Oh, goodness.
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I've never actually worked anything like
this before. I don't even know if I put
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the batteries in right.
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Well, it does come with instructions.
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Mine is pretty self -explanatory.
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I mean, it's the cover, but as you can
see, it's functional.
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You did it wrong, didn't you?
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Yeah, well... Is this why you dropped
out of college?
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You don't have... I'm just trying to
lighten the mood.
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It's not, like,
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labeled.
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Are you going to break it?
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Like most things are.
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Okay. So I have to try to guess?
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No, I see. I see.
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Okay.
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Sorry.
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This might be why you can't get a date.
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I can't believe I'm even related to you.
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And neither can I.
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Because I would have already had that
thing in my butt by now.
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You're so dumb.
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I'm not the one that's having problems
putting batteries in her brand new toy.
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I told you I've never used anything like
this before. It's painfully obvious
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it's going to be obvious to the whole
world that you've never used one of
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things.
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Okay, let me turn it on.
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I see a light.
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Oh. There we go.
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God, this thing is scary.
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Oh.
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Well, honey, it's supposed to do that,
so I don't want you to be alarmed. I
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know. I know. And you do have some lube
here.
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Okay. You've got... I mean, those
batteries should last you at least
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week.
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So happy Valentine's Day, honey. I love
you.
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And...
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I consider this our, I guess, our
introduction to adult conversations in
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future. And I will leave you alone so
you can maybe play around with that. And
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will, you know, just go ahead and talk
to me whenever.
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Okay. I'll see you.
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All right.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You're welcome.
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I mean,
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he did go through the trouble of getting
me killed.
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Let's just try this thing out.
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What is this thing?
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This thing is crazy.
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I wonder if she's enjoying that.
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It's okay.
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You don't have to stop. You don't have
to stop.
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Don't stop.
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Don't stop.
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No, don't stop.
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I don't know.
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I heard you. I heard you having fun in
here.
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And I was having a little fun myself,
but... Are you
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embarrassed?
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You don't have to be.
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You look a lot better than this toy.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you keep showing me? Let me
see. Well, um... Let me see. That looked
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really good.
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Um, I guess. Okay.
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Do you have some more lube, or did you
use it all?
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Um, there's more.
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Want to give me some?
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We're both alone in that one, so I'm
saving these. We'll make the best of it,
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right?
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It's not like we either of us have
anything going on anymore.
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God,
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that looks good.
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That feels good as it looks.
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You're more beautiful than your mother
ever was.
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I don't know why I love this doctor
either.
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I can't believe I'm telling you this.
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It feels...
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to hold my toy for a minute.
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Thanks, brother.
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Oh.
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toys and all the fucking and jerking.
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That's good, but don't you think you'd
like to let me fuck you now?
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I don't know, Dad. I mean, haven't we
kind of done a lot already?
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Don't you think we're taking it a bit
too far?
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Well, we've already done this much. We
may as well do the rest. I know you want
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to feel my cock in you.
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Oh, I don't know.
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time.
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Do you want to be?
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Yes. Oh.
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This is the best Valentine's Day I think
I've had.
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I don't know what I think I'd be.
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Can't wait till next year.
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You're pouring it out of me.
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You like that, don't you?
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I love you, sweetie.
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I love you too, Dad.
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